>>16410993

i told you not to take that!!

>>16410993
OI! That thievin' magpie'z back! KRUMP 'IM!

>>16411041
Do you have something for the chapter too, Ork?

Give it to the librarians for delivery to the Ware-World for cheap re sale

well this is just silly.

/a/ can have it back, if it isnt too rude to return it.

wasnt their main export suicidal girls anyway? we'd take a few of these, so many possibilities...

>>16411087
Dammit Tarkus put that away and use the plasmagun I gave you.

>>16411119
We've never returned a gift before.
Are you sure?

>>16411137

give it back already.

They're just going to gift it to us every day until we like it, you know.

>>16411144
>>>/a/55083124
Fine.

>>16411007
>>16411137
What is it brother librarian? Couldn't we just name a weapon after them?

>>16411137
SPILL YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER!

>>16411144

and ask for a better gift

Moltar! Lock the garage door, I keep getting the feeling that someone is prowling around...

And they are after. Our. Coffee.

Mugs.

>>16411196
nice mug

>>16411163
Got it.

>>16411229

>>16411235
Eh, Set it next to the tea set then. I'm certain it'd be good for guests.

>>16411238
Evening

>>16411249

>>16411229
Sorry Brother, but you fell for a decoy, Space Ghost's Mug looks like this...

>>16411264
>>16411264
come on, dont be like that

>>16411279
Great, now he stole from the Night Lords.

>>16411268
this one?

>>16411268

>>16411279
You give that back!

>>16411295

konrad looked pretty pissed a few posts earlier

>>16411302
no

>>16411331
No see here. I won't stan--

Hang on a moment. Somebody is at the door.

>>16411355
Master, ahh, wayne, ahh, is temporarily detained. I must ask you to come back later.

may i also thank you for the gift

>>16411355
Take your time, I can wait

>>16411331
Look what I was just gifted, Brother.

Oh what the fuck is going on here?

>>16411384
Bludh Magpies stealing from other boards and batman

>>16411384
Someone let the Blood Ravens out of their sub-sector again.

>>16411389

this is preposterous. they gifted these things to us

Question, /tg/, assuming an infinite amount of prep time, could Batman stop himself from gifting things to the Blood Ravens?

I'll just leave this here....

Sure would be a SHAME if SOMETHING were to HAPPEN to it.

Yessir, I don't know what I'd do if my mug were to somehow DISAPPEAR

this won't end well...

then again since when have the blood ravens ever been caught stealing.

>>16411396
No, we simply acquired them used. You can buy them back on the cheap though

>>16411403
Oh no, That looks too precious to lose.
You should probably hold that.

>>16411402
no.

Batman cannot stop the descendants of Carmanando Sandiego

>>16411407

but I was defending our chapter from these foul accusations, brother

I think we may have gone too far.

>>16411421
don't worry once they see that they can buy 100 baneblades for less than the price of 5 they'll love us

>>16411425

my spiritual leige!

>>16411112

First time I've ever seen someone repost an image I made.

Yay for me!

>>16411425

Naw, I think we're good.

>>16411425

brother, I wonder what gift we could get from /b/ or /d/

>>16411300
>>16411296

>>16411491

Gifts we don't want.

Getting a gift from /d/ might be the same as getting a gift from a Slaaneshi cultist.

>>16411491
>>>/v/111350731
They are on the list then.

>>16411502

I don't see a problem here, we already were getting gifts from heretics

>>16411375
Well you certainly took your time getting me here.

And thanks for giving me my mask back, I guess.

>>16411512
What.

>>16411561
I've successfully received a gift from /v/
Where next, Brothers?

>>16411647

/b/

>>16411650

that place is worse then the eye of terror...

>>16411647
/co/

>>16411658

I feel lucky

Indeed bless the God emperor for his generosity.

>>16411650
>>>/b/355110984
I don't think /b/ is as generous.

OP, you are making this unfunny.

>>16411720
So /v/ has told me.
It's been a talent of mine to ruin funny things.
I'm out of pictures anyways.

>>16411727

brother, /b/ contributed!

>>16411731
I'm pretty sure not even the Blood Ravens steal from Slaaneshi cultists.

>>16411701
>>16411727
>Implying this isn't the same poster bitching on /tg/ and /v/

I have recently returned from /m/ brothers!

we should go to /wg/ /co/ /toy/ tv/ and /x/ and see what "gifts" they have for us

Does anyone find this meme to be fucking hilarious? I honestly haven't found it not-funny since it was spawned.

/b/ gave us this

>>16411787

i'm sure the traitor fulgrim would enjoy that.

>>16411787
and this

there is a point where this needs to stop.

We are fast approaching it

>>16411802

not until we visit /d/

We need to go /d/eeper.

Wow, this REALLY got out of hand. Now it's just annoying.

>>16411802

That was weeks ago.

>>16411787
Celebration!!


(Should this be archived? I'm starting to think so, at the very least it needs one of those long screencaps of all relevant posts)

>>16411809
>>16411808

The people have spoken.

>>16411802
no we are not.
>>16410993
MORE GIFTS DAMNIT! THE CHAPTER'S RELIQUARY IS NOT FULL YET!!!

>>16411802

no brother, we are fast moving away from it

we've passed with such speed im surprised you ever saw it

you have good eyes. good eyes indeed.

my chapter is always in need of good eyes. not of more man, but eyes... we could always use more... and you have two... hm... whatever should i do...

>>16411809
>>16411808
It's dangerous to go alone. Take this.

>>16411817
I'm staying right here.

>>16411403
>An hour later
>Mug still standing there untouched
>Blood magpies has failed at live.

Did I show you the mug I got?

>>16411821

Brothere, were we are going the heretics use purity seals for masturbation.

This thread is awesome.

we go to /co/ next! wear the mask of batman when you ask!

>>16411858
They gave me this.

>>16411895

How are we going to fit THAT on a mug?

>>16411903

I don't know if you noticed, but we've already fit a baneblade on /v/

>>16411903

Maybe if we accept as a comic. Seriously, nit everything has to be a mug.

Just sayin

>>16411903
Also gave us this.
/co/ are so generous.

VISIT /k/ THINK OF ALL THE DELICIOUS ARCHEOTECH WEAPONS THEY CAN GIFT US!

>>16411924
Post /co/ and /m/ links damn it.

>>16411943
>>>/co/29967894

Go to
>>>sci
I'm sure they have something that will be useful.

go to /new/ they can teach us new techniques for how to nurture our hatred and contempt of the xeno.

Oh wait....

courtesy of /x/

i love donations maybe we should give something back at some point.

>>16411957
lets name some weapons after their stuff.

I am sure /co/ will love the Marvel Civil War class battleship

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html

Archived vote up please

any new gifts, brother wikipedia?

>>16411997
Nope.

>>16412003

what about /k/?

>>16412008
Haven't asked them yet.

>>16412011

then do it and post link, archeotech up in this bitch

>>16412022
>>>/k/9801951

Other Brothers seem capable, for I am off for a while now.

/k/ gave us this artifact from the dark age of technology

>>16412076
Truly a great and magnificent piece of technology!

No matter how many artifacts you pilfer you will never be as great as the Ultramarines.

We got a gift from /sci/! The Omnissiah's adepts granted us this fusion bottle in a mug!

Also from /x/

This kind of thread should be called Operation Steal Rain.

Simultaneous board deep board stealing.

>>16412206

and they said it's meltabomb powered and it won't explode

another gift from /k/

so, we've been in /a/, /b/, /co/, /sci/, haven't seen any gifts from /d/ although some people wanted. where to now?

>>16412239

oh, and /k/ of course

>>16412222

We said it LIKELY won't explode.

Nothing is certain of course, until we finish the experiment.

>>16412239
>>16412246
We must visit the Sisters of Battle on /cgl/

Surely the Sisters must have a glorious gift for us.

>>16412239
/sp/

>>16412239
/d/ seem to be ignoring our honourable requests.

>>16412238
What do we do with it? Looks like some sort of flagellant tool for self mortification...

>>16412265

aren't the sisters on /ck/?

>>16412266
No! /sp/ are our closest bros, we wouldn't impose on them.

>>16412284
No, that is the Adeptus Sororitas

>>16412292

how lovely, /cgl/ gave us this

/v/ here, you can have this

>>>/m/6921883
/m/ has been over run by orks
selfish orks, no less

Even /d/ see's fit to gift things to us.

>>16412351
>>>/cgl/5002159

>>16412367

well, brother, you can't shun gifts, so I took that ork with me

from /jp/

>>>/jp/7913427

Another gift from /d/...

>>16412371
Cool! /cgl/ gave us some Black Templar items as gifts!

>>16412437

post them here, brother, I'm travelling to /soc/ at the moment

>>16412434

are you sure that isn't from Slaanesh?

>>16412461
Seeing as /d/ is a den of slaaneshi cultists that stands to reason

Hey, I just got linked here from /v/, and I had to say, thanks.
You caused actual video game discussion, which on /v/, is quite a difficult thing to do.
It didn't even devolve into a repeating digits thread.
Thanks guys

>>16412474
BROTHERS! /v/ HAS GIFTED US THIS /v/irgin!

A MOST GLORIOUS GIFT!

>>16412474

glad to be of service, imperial citizen

>>16412474
It was nothing, thank you for the wonderful gifts.

/jp/ again

>>16412448

Also, a hedgehog

>>16412448

>>16412507
I just dropped by from /cgl/ to say hello and wanted to ask, is that my hedgehog?
Please take good care of him, you guys seem like nice people.

>>16412521
Don't worry. We take excellent care of our gifts. We'll always remember you by him.

>decided to see /co/ pony thread
>>>/co/29969944

OOOOOH BOOOOY

some /v/irgin from /soc/ gave us this abhuman. what should we do with it?

another gift from /jp/

>>16412532
Give a lasgun and sent him to the front.

>>16412521
Do not worry he is in good hands.

>>16412507
Send the hedgehog to the tech priests for augmentation with laser eyes and rocket propelled spines

>>16412532
Put him next to the hedgehog

/tg/ get's shit done again. I am proud

>>16412532
Link the thread and we shall place in it in the Ware World

>>16412556

>>>/soc/7621826

>>16412474
/tg/:
SO bad at raiding, we cause actual discussions

/cgl/ gave us this.
I even kept the name in gratitude.

Greetings from /v/~

>>16412563
We don't "raid." "Raiding" is what /b/tards do. We "deep strike."

/ck/ has refused to give us some gifts

What should we do brothers?

>>>/ck/3133877

>>16412563
We have occasionally WAAAAUGGH'ed /b/.

>>16412526
>>16412550

Wait wait wait, I just told someone how I donated a hedgehog to some lovely men in red from /tg/ and was advised that he would be stored only to never be seen again.
IS THIS TRUE? WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE? I fear for the hedgehog.

>>16412583
Your concrete stairs are useless here.

Besides we have been gifted teleporters and jump packs

These stairs will make a fine gift though

>>16412597
Maybe the Sororitas would have better luck there.

>>16412589
In fact, this kind of deep striking is a tactic dictated under the Codex Astartes which involves the use of drop pods deploying Space Marines anywhere on the other boards.
It's called Steel Rain.

>>16412617

Do not worry. Your hedgehog shall earn his glroy in the service for the emperor.

brothers! provisions from /ck/!

>>16412620
but these are not mere concrete stairs~
These are reinforced with marble

/gk/ has given us a gift the likes of which has never been seen in the imperium before!

A precursor to the blessed bolter from before the golden age of man!

>>16411041

/ck/ gave us a toastmaster! We shall dub it "The Cleansing Flames!" Someone slap a purity seal on it.

>>16412627

>>16412633

/soc/ did the same

>Blood rravens


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VXUDlcr0qI

>>16412620
Once we got through pimping them, those stairs actually were pretty cool.

>>16412646

Shit, should have said "space marines"

>>16412650
Have you gone mad! You've created an infinite staircase!

archeotech from /ck/

>>16412670
Brother, shall I call for a tech marine so that we properly understand the machine spirit within this technology?

>>16412676

yes, do it, maybe we might be able to heat those provisions from /ck/

>>16412627
STEAL Rain.

Not Steel.

>mfw OP sees this on suptg when he gets back

/k/ has gifted us with this sacred bolter. from the marking on it's side it is obvious that it has slayed many of the Emperors enemies.

Wait...is /tg/ launching a successful crusade on the rest of the chans?

>>16412713

nope, we're just stealing... I mean, getting gifted with shit

>>16412689

>>16412713
Nonsense, our fellow boards have merely seen fit to shower us in gifts.

>>16412708
/k/ommando here

that is an insult
that is airshit

no AR-15 style firearm can function without a buffer tube which protrudes from the back of the weapon

meaning stockless weapons have a big tube out the back making them worthless

DO YOU MOCK US!? DO YOU WISH TO INCUR OUR WRATH!?!??!

>>16412732

do you suggest it's a deamon weapon?

>>16412703
I'm sure he'll be shocked.

/vp/ here

Will this here delicious brown loli do for a gift?

>>16412732
hey, just be glad they liked the gyrojet I gave them.

>>16412743

Wonderful, a servitor!

>>16412739
A daemon weapon? No problem give it to the grey knights; they seem to have a fondness for daemon weapons.

>>16412732
We would never wish to offend /k/
After all, GUN is MUG backwards... with some slight repairs.

>>16412743
She will suffice. Send her to the gunbatteries as another worker

>>16412739
it is the closest to your "heresy " we have..so yes...it is heretical

and you know what happens to heretics

>>16412748
unfortunately the gyrojet was absolute ass. you could put your hand over the muzzle and pull the trigger and be fine. it did not get enough velocity till it traveled some distance

>>16412641

>>16412216
>Steal Rain
Beautiful.

>>16412753
Better yet, have the Grey Knights gift us one of their own - that way we don't have to give it up.

>>16412753

Indeed, we may even get to see their armory

>>16412732
So its a standard issue imperial guard weapon then?

>>16412766
Unfortunately the weapon (if it were not a over-confident bb gun) would not function as there is not enough space for the bolt to travel...well it could work but it'd be a straight pull weapon. meaning a bolt action but no turning of the bolt by hand

atleast las guns work

>>>/o/5323061

the forgeworld of /o/ gave us a guardsman!

>>16412757
True, fortunately the Emprah fixed the gyrojet in the late 28th millenium.

But the Blood Magpies are willingly being given gifts? This is insanity! Madness!

>>16412792
i keep toying with the idea of trying to create a bolter of some kind

but it would be stupidly expensive..i have the knowledge and tools..buuuut...yeah

>>16412784
How the hell did they get Guardsman Baleus?

There is one board who has not yet gifted us anything. They are wise in the ways of the lost arts, but we should be careful.

>>>/g/

>>16412799
this is /tg/.

The normal rules of lack thereof do not apply here

>>16412802
Maybe you could get the crazy shotgun guy (the one who shoots skittles) to help you. That seems like the best place to start.

>>16412784

and a land raider!

>>16412806
>>>/g/20203591

>>16412814
Shotgun loads are easy to fuck with. its the nature of the beast...however getting johnny labs/thesalesman to help might work...but hes allways drunk

/g/ has gifted us this arceotech grenade

Fucking cunts.

A gift.

BROTHERS WE MUST TRAVEL TO THE OTHER SECTOR AND RECEIVE GIFTS FROM THE OTHER CHAPTER IN THE SECTOR OF 7!

Get some commies in ya

Streuth you guys are pooftas

>>16412854
And a new incantation for our techpriests!

Mad cunt

>>16412876

it's an STC printout!

Sick cunt

>>16412863
>>16412869
>>16412873
You were warned! They can't handle the hektik! The thread's gonna end up dosing like a madcunt!

Has this thread been archived yet?

Doesing erryday

Our brethren from /g/ have generously gifted us with this recitation of ancient scripture:
>"The Ravens may take our pictures but they can't steal this text."
Truly, words of wisdom from our holy forefathers!

>>16412891

yes, look up

>>16412887
Mate, check out this skid. Hectic cunt

Fair dinkum, check this skid

so many land raiders from /o/!

Tsu-tsu-tsu-tsu-tsu-tsu-tsu-tsu-tsu.

Hear that dose?

I guess this is proof /o/ is the worst board on 4chan. Who'da thunk it?

>>16412905

atleast they cannot be looted by orks under our care

>>16412905
And many of them are New Patterns!

Truly, this is a blessed day!

>>16412900
>>16412897
>>16412892
>>16412887
>>16412884
>>16412879
>>16412873
>>16412869
>>16412863

Are the heretics from /o/ trying to convert us?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ge47ktrz4Sg&feature=related

>>16412910

What are you talking about? The have granted us many gifts!

>>>/an/1082608

help me steal rain from the beastmasters!

Perhaps a quarantine of /o/ is required?

>>16412919
Hectics, not heretics. I'll glass ya cunt

>>16412919
No, they're just being especially generous with their gifts. You know the motto of the Blood Ravens: noli equi dentes inspicere donati.

hektik brah

>>16412919
Heretics? No brother they are just venerating the machine spirit through action!

tsu-tsu-tsu-tsu-tsu-tsu-tsu-tsu-tsu-tsu-tsu-tsu-tsu-tsu-tsu-tsu-tsu

Check this sick ad we have about speeding.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_21aWXYdVQ0

sick kunts

LOOK AT ALL THESE LAND RAIDERS!

BROTHER THERE IS ONE HERE FOR EACH OF US!!!!

Spin it Habib!!!

>>16412945

These will be a magnificent crusade brothers.

/g/ has also gifted us their spiritual liege

/an/ are slaaneshi cultists, they gave me a dolphin dildo

>>16412876
/g/ also gave us this inspiring motto.

Tell me brothers, have we deep-striked into /vp/ yet?

CANARYS BRO!!

>>16412945
I would be enthused as well, Brother... but they appear to be malfunctioning. See there, they have some manner of smoke or steam spewing from them

Someone go ask one of the artzy boards to gift up some red paint. We're gonna need it.

>>16412970
It's called a skid cunt. Harden up you fucking poofta.

>>16412970

Then we shall repair their bodies and heal their spirit for the glory of the emperor.

>>16412966
No need, they came of their own accord bearing a gift for us!
>>16412743

i bear gifts.

AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI

>>16412966
I do not believe so, brother

Ready for sum skidz, ya cunts?

>>16412970
brother that is their machines spirits eagerness to kill the enemies of the imperium.

Fucking VK ay

Mad cunts cutting sick

>>16412995
They don't see to have weapons yet.

Brother we must get many more gifts from /k/ to fit these mighty steeds!

Surely even the Blood Ravens cannot steal thi-

>>16412992
Mate, when there's fire it means it's the sickest of all skids

sick VL for ya!

>>16411162
>SPILL YOUR LUNGS
Sounds painful and deadly.

>>>/ic/1032970

brothers, help me requisition some paint for our new vehicles!

>2011
>doesn't have DOHC

Tsu-tsu-tsu-tsu-tsu-tsu

you ravens act so tough, i bet you can't even get gifts from 2chan.

a gift from /vp/

Have your /b/ threads in /b/, fucksake!

And here's why: Because you're spamming all boards with that shit, and because it has all the makings of a trollplay thread, Alice style. Yeah, Grandpa Dreadnought was fun for about three days back in the day, but that doesn't make the threads themselves less cancerous.

And to think that I might have helped starting the meme, back when I was a fellow anon without a banhammer! A sad turn of events indeed.