>OP is a faggot?
OP is a faggot.

Not even entertainingly so.

OP is a faggot, but his anime club might get a kick out of it.

>Paranoia
>3rd Friend Computer in JAPAN
>Computer-Tan.
>collection of Moe-Animes
>Kawaii is Mandatory.
cannot WAT hard enough to this.
As little as i know about the setting, on COMMON SENSE ALONE I can tell you this is stupid. an I have yet to sit down and download one pdf of paranoia material.

>>16262643
Brotip: Paranoia is supposed to be stupid.

Unless you plan on having the other Computers sending an army of trouble shooters to murder the fuck out of it, NOOOOOOOOOOOO.

So yeah. Quit trollin.
>except retarran
Not EVEN retarran.

Based on these responses, I think this would be perfect for Paranoia. Godspeed, OP.

>>16262662
Niiiiiice.
>Peron cativisi
Put another computer in South America, where sleaze is mandatory.

>>16262681

honestly? your idea isn't serious enough. yes, Paranoia can be played for laughs but it can also be really dark at times. my suggestion:
mandatory waifu/husbando. everyone has a digital avatar assigned to them. they have to care for it, share meals, ect. every avatar is of course controlled by the Computer. it's programming tells it that anime girlfriends are preferable to 3D pig disgusting so human-human marriage is outlawed.

>>16262745
Welp.

Paranoia is meant to be science FICTION.

>>16262745
That sounds exactly the kind of tone I was going for yes.
The one exception, which allows the population to sustain itself, involves multiple women being placed in violent competition over the male least interested in having sex.

First off OP, you know nothing of Paranoia lore... what little there is of it. Its highly restricted.

Second, I approve.

Anyone who says you shouldn't do something in Paranoia, that just means you just need to do it harder.
I've sent my troubleshooters to THE FUCKING MOON
Why? Cause its a big ass rock hanging over Alpha Complex. It might fall or something.
Why happened there?
Space Wizard.
No survivors.

>>16262765
You are a good GM.

>>16262681
I approve of this Idea. It's basically Tropico.

sounds exactly like MaidRPG

There also needs to be a Computer in Britain, where Apathy is mandatory. Or not, I don't care.

>>16262782
Fuck you. I'm the best damn GM ever.
My players complained about lack of things to shoot.
You know what I did?
FUCKING BEES!
That's right. Bees. Thousands of them in one room. And the troubleshooter's task was to name and organize them all.
You know why I made it bees. One of the troubleshooters is deathly afraid of Yellow.
There were no [/tg/needspoilers] bee [///tg/needspoilers] survivors.

>>16262765

>Space Wizard.

I approve of this, only because it's furthering the idea that there is a Wizard War for control of the moon that has been raging for the past three-thousand-years.

Why is there a Wizard War on the moon? Because we all know that once a Wizard gets strong enough they will eventually want a moon base. Since there's already a bunch of other wizard with that same plan, Wizard War for control of the moon!

>>16262765
My god that sounds awesome.
>>16262764
Heh. You convinced me. That sounds funny.

I'd probably have made it a High Programmer who's stumbled across a stash of Old Reckoning Animes and has decided that life in Alpha Complex will be much better when everything is just like one of them. Maybe he's a Romantic who think they're a truthful representation of life back then, when things were happy. Before the Communists ruined everything.

>>16262803
The Hardest of it all

I would play the hell out of this IF my Troubleshooter and his team starts in the original Alpha Complex.

>>16262803

Alternatively, Britain's Complex's Computer only had access to the Daily Mail website and back catalogue.

Everything is the fault of IMMIGRANT PAEDOPHILE LIBERALS, WHO GET A SOFT-TOUCH PRISON SENTENCE. STRING EM UP I SAY.

>>16262851
Sure. Why the hell not.
As long as they're prepared to "make" their eyes when they arrive!

>>16262866
Trouble-Shooters are armed with MUSLAMIC RAY GUNS.

>>16262890

The ever-imminent threat is from SHARIA COMPLEX where the word of their computer ALLAH is law.

>>16262958
FOX HUNTING is vital to our NATIONAL HERITAGE.

Have Kawaii be mandatory. Unfortunately, Computer-Tan's anime collection was corrupted by the enemies. So as in canon, it has no idea what kawaii is.

>>16262969
>FOX HUNTING is vital to our NATIONAL HERITAGE.

You could run an entire mission around this. Bloke Computer needs foxes to orchestrate a hunt, ant the Troubleshooters need to find some!

...Of course, no one knows what a fox is, and that info is above their clearance, guv'nor.

>>16262981
One thing I haven't figured out is who the enemies should be?

>>16262866
How would Britputer act to someone missing afternoon tea?

Friend citizen, your belief that there are multiple Computers, and your knowledge of the far sectors of the Outdoors are treasonous. Please report to the nearest HAPPYTYME Intsec Traitor Termination Room for immediately . Thank you, have a nice day.

>>16262969
And the secretive FURRY PARTY.

>>16262998
Summary execution. No exceptions.

>>16262969
The citizens of Brit Complex all salute Di-1-NAA as their greatest example of heroism and leadership.

>>16263016
Presumably we should follow her example by dying young?

>>16262654
>computers making mostly intangible things mandatory
Yeah, I should have seen this from a mile away.
Tell me, how does funny/scary mesh in the world of Paranoia? Do they even mesh?

>>16262998

Without an acceptable excuse, like having to be HARD-WORKING, failing to partake in NATIONAL HERITAGE is punishable by BEING STRUNG-UP or LOCKED AWAY FOR A PROPER LIFE SENTENCE.

HARD-WORKING British citizens are the key to our CULTURE. You know who are lazy? IMMIGRANTS.

And ASYLUM SEEKERS.

>>16263016
>1
???
You mean I? For Indigo?

What does Bloke Computer think of THE MUCH MALIGNED SOUTH AFRICA?

>>16263049
It meshes perfectly, but only if you treat is as a black comedy from which you are seperated. If you actually lived in Alpha Complex, it would be an unrelenting hellhole from which there is next to no chance of escape (those chances: 1. Rising to Ultraviolet leve, and even then you need to defend yourself from other Ultraviolets and the computer, 2. Escaping to a forgotten part of the Complex, facing mutants, IntSec/Armed Forces excursions or random reconstruction/demotion/reactor purges or 3. Escaping to 'Outside' which for someone who has never fended for themselves in any way outside of personal preservation in the form of politics, self defense or bootlicking is a huge challenge AND STILL faces the threat of random Armed Forces campaigns to liberate Tree 249184T68.

Citizen Anon-Y-MOU-5 is the most treasonous traitor ever. He has been reported as logged in to over 3 dozen gray subnets at the same time, involved in countless terrorist acts simultaneously, and has been reported as a member of the following secret societies:
Anti-Mutant
Computer Phreaks
Communists
Corpore Metal
Death Leopard
FCCC-P
Frankenstein Destroyers
Free Enterprise
Humanists
Mystics
Pro Tech
Psion
PURGE
Romantics
Sierra Club


Intsec will pay a 500 cr. bounty for any information about Anon-Y-MOU-5.
This offer expires.

>>16262866
And everything causes cancer. Obviously, this is enforced.

>>16263049

Paranoia XP defined three styles of play: Zap, Classic and Straight. Zap is pretty much zany slapstick, with no horror in sight. Classic is a bit more serious, but still pretty slapstick.

Straight is Dark. Like, the players have to serve warm beverages to hardened psychopathic prisoners in maximum security prison dark. Orchestrating Great Leap Forward-style starvation in order to save their own skins and maybe earn a promotion Dark.

It's probably not "oogle-boogle a scary monster scary". It's more "Dear God how can these people do this scary".

>>16263077
SOUTH AFRICA was once part of BRIT COMPLEX, but thanks to COMMUNISTS, IMMIGRANTS AND ASYLUM SEEKERS, and the corruption of HARD WORKING BRITS, it was destroyed and became a cesspool for MUSLIMS and GYPSIES. Only OUR BRAVE LADS and PRINCESS KAY-8-TEE can free SOUTH AFRICA from the evil forces of THEYOUTH.

>>16263117
I have read those adventures. Indeed I have read pretty much every Paranoia adventure printed.

I WANT TO RUN A GAME OF IT SO BADLY THAT MY EYES BARELY CONSTRAIN THEMSELVES. SO MUCH THAT I WENT OUT AND BOUGHT A PACK OF MULTI-COLOURED PENS FOR EACH SECURITY CLEARANCE.

>>16263104
That was actually a mission I had my troubleshooters do. They almost survived it by claiming that Anon-Y-MOU-5 was actually another name for the Illuminati secret society, but then they got terminated for treasonous knowledge of The Illuminati. Then they all got recruited to The Illuminati. Including one character who was already a member.

>>16263117
Yeah. Playing it straight is pretty scary. Food you have no idea what it's like. Drinks that have a habit of killing you. The chance that you could be grabbed for no reason and interrogated for information you know nothing about.
Its what I like about Paranoia. It can be played from a lighthearted zanny action game to a grimdark survival/investigation game.

>>16263127
I meant Ka-Y-TEE-8.

Missed a hyphen.

>>16263143
Just get the game book and run it. Its possible the easiest system to run. It was the first system I ran and its the best way to get into GMing since there are no advance rules. Its just states and story.

>>16263143

So run it online?

America:
Alpha Complex
Friend Computer

Britain:
Brit Complex
Bloke Computer

Japan:
Moe Complex (alternatively, LolitaCom)
Computer-Tan

Russia:
Brother Computer
????

>>16263187

Not sure where Fiesta Complex and Computadoro Bueno fit.

>>16263187
COMRADE COMPUTER

GLORIOUS SOVIET PEOPLE'S WORKERS SOCIALIST COMPLEX REPUBLIC

>>16263187
Russia:
Omega Compex
Comrade Computer

>>16263187
The Combine

>>16263187
commie com

The People's Soviet Communist Socialist Complex Union of Russian Republics

Tovarich Computer

I mean, there's a whole scenario pack about this, lads!

In Brit-Complex, hormone suppressants aren't used. Instead, SEXUAL BEHAVIOUR is thoroughly scorned, while citizens watch live footage of CELEBRITY UPSKIRTS and pictures of FRUITY SCHOOLGIRLS.

>>16263202
obviously, abbreviating GLORIOUS SOVIET PEOPLE'S WORKERS SOCIALIST COMPLEX REPUBLIC is treason of the highest order.

>>16263143
Anon! If you're serious about running this, hit me up. Email is in the field.

Isn't the Soviet version called Alpha State? There's a mission splat that has your team infiltrating it.

>In Brit-Complex, hormone suppressants aren't used. Instead, SEXUAL BEHAVIOUR is thoroughly scorned, while citizens watch live footage of CELEBRITY UPSKIRTS and pictures of FRUITY SCHOOLGIRLS.

>>16263278
page 2

>implying this comic isn't banned in your sector

>>16263290
Page 3

>>16263308
Page 4

>>16263335
Last page. Hope IntSec isn't tracing this li

>Anime Paranoia
And here I was thinking you couldn't sink any lower.

>>16262805
>[/tg/needspoilers]
If you keep forcing that joke it, might be funny one day.

>>16263344
It was nice of them to fill out captcha and submit your post.

>>16263219

Make it Tabloid General, rather than just the Daily Fail.

Rejoice in your daily dose of celebrity bikini pics and X-Factor contestants.

Respect must be given to OUR BOYS (even though nobody knows exactly who they are, or what they do)

Anyone dissenting is clearly an IMMIGRANT PAEDOPHILE BENEFIT-SCROUNGER.

Chavs are one of the secret societies.

>>16263356

YOU SEEM UPSET, CITIZEN. THERE IS A PILL FOR THAT.

INCIDENTALLY, I AM DETECTING NEUROLOGICAL ACTIVITY STEMMING FROM THE PAIN RECEPTORS IN YOUR POSTERIOR. PLEASE EXPLAIN.

>>16263356
Wow... this seems like you're taking both paranoia and the idea of anime paranoia as SRS BSNS YOU DO NOT LIKE WHAT IS RIGHT

Does anyone wonder if GlaDOS was, in fact, a prototype for Friend Computer?

>>16263492
That makes Friend Computer Engineer's Grandson, or some such thing.

>>16262595
>a second computer in Russia, where sadness is mandatory.
It's Russia, they don't need a machine overlord for that.

OP is always a faggot, but this is a great idea!

I would like to do some writefagging about Bloke Computer and Brit Complex, but I don't know enough about British (pop) culture to make the references work.

Anyone else up to the challenge?

Friend AfriComputer would like to remind you that AIDS is compulsory.

>>16263529
Just read this:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/ushome/index.html

>>16263382

Liberals, as a secret society are mostly defined by the fact that they embrace everything that Bloke Computer dislikes. They hug IMMIGRANTS, embrace PAEDOS, want to give soft sentences to CRIMINALS, and hate OUR BOYS.

Now if only they could work out what those were.

>>16263492
Maybe a malfunctioning prototype. Many of GlaDOS' actions are FCish, but FC is not malevolent. It honestly believes that it is doing the right thing even as it wipes out an entire subsector due to alleged commie influence.
It was originally designed to be a civil servant AI.

>>16263543

>>16263516
>In Soviet Alpha Complex, Computer is friend to YOU

>>16263568
They also hate PROPER PINTS (whatever they are) and want to destroy OUR WAY OF LIFE with the aid of BRUSSELS by targeting our MEASUREMENTS and our VEGETABLES. Therefore EVERY piece of vegetable matter distributed in Brit-Complex must adhere to IMPERIAL standards.

What, no one knows what IMPERIAL is anymore? Doesn't matter. Bloke Computer has spoken.

Friend AntarctiComputer would like to remind you that being cold is compulsory. Your cooperation isn't just appreciated: it's mandatory.

Guidobot reminds you that wild gesticulations are mandatory.

>>16263777
>Your cooperation isn't just appreciated: it's mandatory.
From now on, I'm having Friend Computer say that in every communication it has with the players. So fucking perfect.

>>16263733

I think LIBERAL is too wide a church for a Secret Society.

You've got your ENVIRO-MENTALISTS who want everyone to travel in PUBLIC TRANSPORT and shut down INDUSTRY.

You've got your EU-ROCRATS who want everything in Brit Complex to be METRIC and want to STRAIGHTEN OUR BANANAS.

You've got your PC-NAZIS who want to stop HARD-WORKING BRITISH CITIZENS talking about IMMIGRANTS AND OTHER THREATS.

Wasn't there a commie complex adventure in regular Paranoia?

I seem to recall that the equivalent of the Communist secret society were the NazCIA.

Edo Complex should be run by ANIKI! who YOU BELIEVE IN BELIEVING IN YOU.

So closer to 1984 than regular Paranoia in that there is a fictional Big Brother figure and not just the all-seeing eye. Computan runs off of the legitimacy of the probably fictional ANIKI, who there are videos and pictures of (but you never see his face).

There should also be a probably fictional emmanuel goldstein type figure for a three minutes of hate type deal, though I don't know who or what it should be. Maybe a fictional sentai villain or something? Then the communist type faction could be the self-styled minions of him, the dark lord whatever?

Also, trouble rangers are going to be interesting when they are all the red ranger...

>>16263850

Instead of mutants, everyone are secretly trade unionists?

>>16263965
ATTENTION INFA-RED NAKAMAS.

THE EVIL LORD STALIN HAS SENT HIS MECHA-BEASTS TO DESTORY NIPPON-COMPLEX.

ONLY YOU ARE IN RANGE TO PREVENT THE MECHA-BEASTS FROM INTERRUPTING VAT HARVEST No. 1482291/2474B!

YOU ARE ALL HEREBY PROMOTED TO RED CLEARANCE AND ASSIGNED AS TROUBLE RANGERS. PLEASE MAN YAMATO ROBOTS 569 THROUGH TO 583 IMMEDIATELY!

SORRY, ANIKI, THE LOCATION OF YAMATO ROBOTS 569 THROUGH TO 583 ARE NOT AVAILABLE AT YOUR SECURITY CLEARANCE. PLEASE DIRECT YOUR QUESTIONS TO SEMPAI-BOT 210.

"GEEZ, YOU NEW TROUBLE SHOOTERS ARE A BUNCH OF BAKAS!"

>>16263850

Other enemies:

TRADE UNIONS who HATE HARD WORK and want to SPONGE OFF THE STATE. Every single person in Brit Complex sponges off the state, but that's not the point.

The MUSLIMS of SHARIAH COMPLEX, as discussed earlier.

The PAEDOPHILES, who commit UNSPEAKABLE DEPRAVITY. Naturally, because said depravity is unspeakable, nobody has even the slightest idea what it might be.

Can we get the gays in there somewhere? The Daily Heil is hardly fond of them, after all.

>>16264015

Not that I'm comparing the two, but replacing the paedos with THE GAYS would make it more something people would want to play (people calling themselves gay and not knowing what the hell it means) rather than the other one.

> captcha: okazaki byupli

What about Okazaki-kun, Captcha-chan?

>>16264112

Maybe we should mix the two into THE PERVERTS. Conflating paedophilia and homosexuality is pretty common tabloid bullshit, whenever they're not claiming moral high ground over a football commentator or whoever for saying "faggot".

>>16264134
Bloke Computer is quite amusing. Page 3 of every written material has a scantily clad woman.

>>16264165

News reports about mass promotions (to fill slots left by dead troubleshooters) are always full of pictures of attractive young women jumping for joy or doing Spontaneous fist-pumps.

>>16264184
And schoolgirls for the exam results, too (which are always better than last year's).

>>16264015
Hell, if we really want Tabloid Complex then they should be calling themselves the PAEDIATRICIANS.

Daily Mail Bloke Computer makes me want to fucking kill myself in terror.

Well played.

>>16264258
Thoughts of suicide are UNBLOKEY, citizen. Remember to work hard at the X-FACTORY producing new REALITY TV SHOWS for MANDATORY VOTING NIGHT.

>>16264226

That's because EXAMS ARE GETTING EASIER which is a symptom of MORAL DECAY in society.

A quick search of the Daily Mail tells me that the homeless are being captured by gypsies and kept in horseboxes.

I hate the fact that this thread is such an accurate reflection on the state of British media.

That being said, anyone who doesn't watch the footy is a TERRORIST IMMIGRANT LIBERAL.

>>16264015

>TRADE UNIONS who HATE HARD WORK and >want to SPONGE OFF THE STATE. Every >single person in Brit Complex sponges off the >state, but that's not the point.

Genius

>>16264289
TROUBLESHOOTERS, YOUR NEW ASSIGNMENT...

Remember MATES, being FUCKING OUTRAGED is mandatory.

>>16264289
Clearly we need to rescue the homeless from these GYPSY SCUM and then dispose of the homeless for being FILTHY SCROUNGERS.

>>16264278
At the same time, we must be proud of our FRUITY SCHOOLGIRLS.

I can't decide if there should be an exam failure quota, which is increased every year to show exams aren't getting easier, that IMMIGRANT PAEDO JOBSEEKERS try to disrupt by making kids pass - or the reverse.

>>16264344

What would Chrch-1-ll think?

>>16264291
'Did you watch the game last night, citizen?' is a life-or-death question. Daily morning quizzes on the game.

>>16264289
That's on the BBC too.

Which is known in Brit Complex by it's nickname AUNTIE. It is a subroutine of BLOKE COMPUTER. However, it is more susceptible to manipulation by the Ultraviolets of Brit Complex and is often shifted to deal with Troubleshooters to which it always tells them to KEEP CALM AND CARRY ON and always speaks in Received Pronounciation and has a slight LEFTIST BENT which sometimes conflicts with Bloke Computer's orders and otherwise exaggerates them.

>>16264364
The thing about Arsenal is, they always try to walk it in.

GAWD SAVE THE QUEEN OF BRIT COMPLEX

A major thorn in Bloke Computers side is the SCOTELSHIRE ALLIANCE, a mixed confederation of Scottish, Welsh and Irish beliefs which believes in a homeland free of Bloke Computer that is full of sheep, kilts, some variety of FUN PINT called Guiness and bagpipe/harp music.

>>16264388
What was Wenger thinking sending Walcott on so early?

>>16264359

Your question is irrelevant, citizen

Murrd-0-ok is far more important.

>>16264368
Obviously there would be Queen Computer. She tells you to keep calm and soldier through. She reminds you that a stiff upper lip is mandatory.

On one hand you need to obviously hate everything and everyone. On the other hand you need to never show emotions. Fun.

All government research is on the extent to which something does or does not cause cancer.

>>16264436

Everything, including air, tea and people, both causes and cures cancer.

Sharp objects or offensive weaponry of anykind is banned except for Armed Forces or The Bill (Brit Complex's form of IntSec) on the pain of termination.. However, troubleshooters are issued these items, regardless of their service groups.

>>16264449
Water cannons on every street corner, none of them with attached water pumps.

>>16264449
OI, Troubleshooters, take this gun and shoot those GYPSIES.

RIGHT, you'll now be arrested for GUNCRIME.

Norn Iron here, when are you fellas going to pick up your food shipments? We asked for building supplies and you came back with an FOI request of how many muslims we and an order to destroy every back issue of The Guardian. Except for the sports and society sections as 'they pose no threat of being read'

>>16264406
They believe Bloke Computer to really be a citizen known as CROM-U-WELL-1 and so aside from the kilt idolise the CAVALIERS who they believe to be associated with some kind of sparkling beverage.

Also, because of the constitution of Brit Complex, there are three parts of Bloke Computer, an elected group of subroutines known as COMMON who try to delete one another by accusing them of being IMMIGRANTS and BENEFIT FRAUDS, the LAWDS who's job is to ignore COMMON at all cost and MONARCHY a seperate AI who is completely aware of what's going on but is locked down by Bloke Computer and prevented from doing anything.

>>16263516
you seem to HAPPY, COMRADE.

Are you not SAD?are you not SAD that COMRADE LE-N-1-N died because of YOU?
aren't you DEPRESSED that the WINTER killed BILLIONS OF BABIES?
Aren't you sad that the CAPITALIST PIGS are still alive?
AREN'T YOU SAD COMRADE?

>>16264444
Moonlight causes cancer, as does starlight and sunlight. Also, darkness causes cancer.

Also, this site is nice. kill-or-cure.heroku.com/

>>16264406
They should be opposed by the RANGERS who SAY NO to all important questions.

Bumpin for bloke computer.

>>16263555
You people already live in a horrible dystopia don't you?

If you can, try and find The People's Glorious Revolutionary Adventure. It's a 2nd-edition Paranoia product but it's fucking amazing.

>player characters are Commie troubleshooters
>The leader of Alpha State is Tovarich Computer who talks like a psychotic Soviet Santa Claus
>everyone is security class Red
>the ROYGBIV classes still exist but you always say "Red" instead of the actual color in question
>Cold Fun is Cold Borscht. Hot Fun does not exist
>Sourcebook comes with cut-out templates for beards. Even one for Tovarich Computer

>>16265136
You can find it by searching
People's Glorious Revolutionary Adventure pdf
on google.
It's the third hit.

>>16265091
Why do you think the Paranoia IP was revived under Mongoose Games, a British company? It's because Paranoia is jolly good fun partly because it pokes fun of the society in which we live.

Remember, we're the country that spawned 1984, Brave New World and Judge Dredd. If you want black dystopian humour, you go to Britain.

>>16262765
>sent my troubleshooters to THE FUCKING MOON
>Cause its a big ass rock hanging over Alpha Complex. It might fall
>Space Wizard.
>No survivors.

Finally someone actually understands how to GM paranoia

>>16265091

Daily Mail = Fox News.

Rabid, right-wing, and prone to make shit up.

Non-representative of the vast majority of Brits.

>>16265035

Archivan for Bloke Computer?

>>16265035

Archivan for Bloke Computer?

Pic related: It's a circuit diagram for Bloke Computer's CPU

Russia friend computer is based off of the soviet union and the disctatorship there. It's also a parody of the USA in the 50s, where happiness was the culture of the day. That was then. At that point there was more entropy, time passed is entropy gone. As entropy becomes reality time moves forward. The soviet union was an anlpha male society. It valued strength, power, and respect. It used violence all the time. But the US did too, and was secret about it to create more Order.

That means a society run by alpha maleish people who still love nerd stuff like you guys. Like Paranoia. Would need to have lots of sex, and have lots of kids. Or atleast one day have a few kids and develop technology. And if people listen to this idea more order will happen. And that needs to happen because entropy destroys. And order creates. Jocks kick sand castles, nerds build them.

And we have no way of kowing, yet, if order is > entropy. If there should be anarchy, or democracy. If there should be more jocks that love Jesus than nerds that are athiests. And so free will is just the entrop buzzing along the time scale of reallity (science up in this) of electrons bouncing around atoms randomly to order.

tl;dr new religion itt

>>16265394
>>16265354

Samefag fail.

But your Tube Map pic redeems you, so archived

>>16265498
...Are you on the drugs?

>>16265550

No, but it's tg releated. That means sci-fi space opera stuff you guys love WILL happen because more nerds will be born that are alpha-nerds (make technology, fuck bitches, make more alpha-nerds) AKA Future Jocks, will exist. And then evertually civilizations that are more beta. Space Good vs Space Evil (space soviet union, space barbarians, space caveman that didnt make fire but fucked all the women) will fight. If you believe it and strive for that it will happen.

Free Will AND Pre-Destiny

>>16265613
>No, but it's tg releated.
Okay. Are you foreign or just stupid?

>>16265654

really high, yeah. but it was going to happen and you accwpintg it and my idea will happen. but you choose if tat happens you can see into the future enough. i cant

>>16265339
>read the daily mail a few times being linked off of /k/
>thought them to be super fucking leftest


They are rightest? Thats a big surprise. What with their DOUBLEPLUSGOOD feelings on THOUGHTCRIME prevention that the TROUBLESHOOTERS have been doing. Like arresting ROWDYYOUTHS that posed on the internet with EVILRUSSIANHATS and BLUNTSTICKLIKEOBJECTS

>>16265853
What's leftist in a America is right wing everywhere else.

>>16265902
This so much. I remember Politics A2 a few years back when we were learning about American politics.

Essentially, the US left is about our center your center-left is about our right, your center right is our extremists and your right is beyond our crazies.

Not saying we don't have our own problems, it's just the political spectrum is shifted heavily to the right when it comes to America.

>>16265932
Which in my opinion is a good thing. Right is where its at mate.

>>16265932
Sadly true. This country's political system is fucked.

>>16265613
>Future Jocks
Will they steal my space lunch money?

>>16265963
The worst part is, how the treat anyone with "rightest" ideas as some whack job fascist nutbag.

Thank god I moved to the US. Been here for 6 years and loving it.

>>16265955
What's center in the US isn't particularly unreasonable. The problem in the US is that it's swinging to the right wing of it's own right skewed spectrum. That way lies madness war and death. (And public schools that are glorified Christian parochial schools)

As Garret Hunter would say
I LIKE IT

>>16266104
>That way lies madness war and death
no its the defense against various groups seeking to end America that leads to war, which in turn leads to death. In fact death shouldn't have to be referenced when bringing up war, that in itself is redundant. The madness is merely implied
>(And public schools that are glorified Christian parochial schools)
I live in California where they just mandated teaching gay history, not gay rights but history in textbooks. I think I would rather have the latter.

People aren't getting how names work in PARANOIA.
It goes Given Name (like Joe) dash Clearance (ROY G BIV, Ultraviolets are U, Infrareds haven't one) dash Sector (any three letters) dash clone number (only goes up to 6 except for Ultraviolets).

>>16266166
While I don't think gay history should be a mandatory part of curriculum, the history of the gay rights movement within the United States probably should be part of pretty much every high school level American History course. The gay liberation movement (Black Cat Tavern, Stonewall et al were important parts of US history.)

Similarly places where LGBT issues either strongly affected or were strongly affected by world history should be covered too. (Sexological research in Weimar Germany, along with it's tie into the Nazi book burnings, the use of their lists to bring criminal charges against German homosexuals, the confinement of homosexuals and other sexual deviants to concentration camps, and the fact that the same criminal statutes against homosexuality stayed on the books after the fall of the third reich)

But I just happen to think those things are important to cover within the general history topics already taught. If you're going to offer a gay history course it should be a social studies elective in the same vein as comparative religion courses.

>>16266166
Meanwhile kids don't even know who Sitting Bull was.

>>16267379
United States crimes against the indigenous peoples are always brushed under the rug.

Bloke Computer is a wonderful thing. I must steal it.
>People talking IRL politics in a Paranoia thread
I don't even.

This thread and pic related comprise my sole knowledge of Paranoia.

I like what I have learned.

Bumping for BLOKE COMPUTER.

Another thing about Bloke Computer: while all of Brit Complex is united together under it's hatred of ALCOPOP SWILLING HOODIES and POLISH PLUMBERS, every now and again, control over a sector or two is acheived by an entity known only as THE GRANUIAD, a sub-routine of Bloke Computer which broke off after being tasked to examine what turned out to be the corrupted Guardian archives. When it is in control POLITICAL CORRECTNESS and ENVIRONMENT are the orders of the day. Of course, Bloke Computer refuses to accept the existence of Granuiad, so it never ends well for the sector in question.

>>16269760
This is basically Private Eye: the Thread.

>>16265091
A man can be recorded on thousands of cameras per day walking in any city. ASBOs exist, which are basically criminal records you can be given for doing anything people don't like. Oh, and there are these things that play a high pitched whine that only children can hear, used to drive undesirables away from shops.

>>16270563
Oh, I forgot about those things.
>ASBOs exist, which are basically criminal records you can be given for doing anything people don't like
Never look up Breach of the Peace law, for your own sanity.

>>16270563
Wait you use a human equivalent to dog whistles against children over there?

>>16269844

You say that like it's a bad thing.

The Acolytes of the Eye would make a great Secret Society for Paranoia: UK

Oh, BTW? In Brit Complex, the terms "England", "Britain" and "UK" are used interchageably. Nobody cares about this, except traitors.

>>16270766
Well, duh, it's the only think that keeps the fuckers out of the malls and fucking around thieving everything in sight. At least with the older shoplifters you can bust em good and proper without anyone telling you off over it.

>>16270766
We sure do. If we didn't the young might actually be able to... use the same shops as adults.

>>16270844
And mad, rabid Scotsmen.

>>16270853
>>16271384
Never heard 'em, and I'm roughly young enough to be able to notice them.

>>16270853
>>16270766
That sound exists in the US too. In my experience, kids play it on their cell phones to annoy everyone in their class without their teacher realizing. Although I once had a teacher young enough to hear it. She basically reacted the same as the students.

>>16273332
Ok. I totally just looked up that sound. Am I supposed to still hear it at 26? It's not that irritating but I can hear it. (I find the general background buzz I hear around most electronics more grating.)

>>16273907
It's fine. It just means you have fairly sensitive hearing. I recommend some heavy metal rock concerts.

Bump for Bloke Computer

>>16262782
LIES.
Tropico is an island paradise with one hospital for every 20 civilians, and a movie theater that always shows world premiers.