Because they're essentially a Chapter of Techmarines.

Because they have little personality beyond mechlove and IRON HANDS!!! Even less than say, Ultramarines, who are at least also Romans.

Cyborgs aren't interesting.

>>16188191
The words you are looking for are *CLANG CLANG*

Why is there so little fluff on the Raven Guard compared to the other chapters?

>>16188235
They at least have a special character.

>>16188251
So? They've still barely any fluff other thatn "they are ded sneaky".

>>16188235
Because theu created MONSTERS!!!!

>>16188235
Too emo.

Their primarch died during the horus heresy and now they're buttmad at everyone else involved. That's more fluff than most chapters get.

I prefer the sons of medusa.

>>16188151
>chapter name is Iron Hands
>primarch's name is basically latin for Iron Hand
Five star fluff

>>16188395
You jelly?

>>16188412
When did Samurai Jack get metal gauntlets?

>>16188395

Still not as bad as Cruella de Ville old Dark Eldar character.

Iron Hands got their own special section in one of the first Astartes books a long time ago. They're basically just a reclusive bunch of assholes who gradually mechanize themselves, go about putting whole sectors to the torch, and holding a grudge against the other original chapters over their Primarch's death.

Other chapters would look up to the Iron Hands if they didn't keep to themselves so much. I can't remember the last time the Iron Hands were involved in a joint military campaign, compared to the Salamanders or the *gasp* Ultramarines.

The Raven Guard are even more irrelevant, though. The only noteworthy things about them are that they have a cooler paint scheme than the Black Templar, and they got this cool guy pretending to be Wolverine.

Iron Hands, gief me Tech-Marine Dread with Dread scale weaponized mechadendrites as a character choise.

>>16188727
Iron Hands were in the 13th Black Crusade. They found a shitton of Titans.

Im Noob in the Warhammer lore soo explaim to
me...
If a chapter have a sucessor(like the raptor are the raven guard successor chapter)the late chapter cease to exist?thanks in advance

>>16189068
No.

>>16189068
yes, which means none of the original legions exist at all, the pictures we always see of them are always just museum pieces.

>>16189068
Of course not.

>>16189068
Chapters are forbidden to exceed 1,000 marines, so when they over-recruit or have spare geneseed it is put towards founding a new chapter.

>>16189112
Unless your the Space Wolves or Black Templar. Then you just don't give a shit how many marines you have because what are they gonna do about it?

>>16189068
Any successor chapters are just new Chapters with the same geneseed and different colours. The original chapter still exists but it was maybe too big, or a section of it was cut off from the rest for a while.

The second Founding is a different thing, and where most successor chapters come from.
After the Horus Heresy, it was decided Legions were too big a grouping, so the remaining loyalist legions were split into Chapters, and given their own command heirachy.

In gameplay terms, successor Chapters are just a way to play the army you want in the colours you want, and the fluff is created to allow for this.

You know, I love BOTH the Iron Hands and the Raven Guard (I actually play a Raven Guard marine army) and I think both need more fluff.

Like, it's pretty much stated that the Iron Hands hold a grude against Raven Guard because Corax chose to pull back while Ferrus Manus chose to dig deeper into the fight and eventually was killed. They should have some kind of long standing feud whenever they meet where the Iron Hands flat out refuse to fight with them but many of the Raven Guard, though admitting no fault of their Primarch's tactical decision, would want to atone for what they feel was a pointless and tragic loss of the Iron Hands Primarch.

Plus I would love to see the Raven Guards and IH have more fluff written about them in general. Exploring their different campaigns and different feuds within the Imperium.

I do find is crazy that of all the Chapters in the SM codex, Iron Hands didn't get a Special Character. They have one of the most unique army structures of all the marine chapters.

They have no Chaplains, Instead opting for a combined "Techmarine-Chaplain" combo of the "Iron Father." They use a huge amount of both Tanks and Dreads plus they have no real Terminator Squads. Instead, they simply allow Vet Sergent's to wear Terminator armor.

>>16189123
Noone knows how many black templar there are at any one time anyway since they're by far the most widespread chapter.

With the wolves all frollicking on Fenris though, i'm surprised the inquisition aren't breathing down their necks all the time

Why is there so little fluff on the White Scars compared to the other chapters?

Same applys to Night Lords, all we know is their funny "IM THE BATMAN" Primarch and the fact that they like to scare people.

>>16189112
>>16189126
Wrong. They don't split off, the Foundings clone new progenoids with vat slaves holding geneseed-tithes. The members of the founding chapter simply have a temporary service as officers until the chapter is full and they either return or keep their post.

>>16189144
Remember the Wolves have enough political power to tell anyone except the Emprah to deal with it.

>>16189144
Vikings don't give a shit about Inquisitors.
Even Christian missionaries knew to let the Vikings keep doing their thing rather than force new rules on them.

>>16189141
I thought the IH were short on both dreads and terminators? Being the mekkfreak chapter, them having the most tanks i can see though

I am IRON HANDS, Primarch of the IRON HANDS. I/we have IRON HANDS.

Recursion all up in this bitch.

>>16189162
>>16189141
All it takes is for a few crazy inquisitors to get convinced that the fangs etc, are actually the signs of demon activity and they'll buzz the GK on them.

The death toll will be catastrophic... for all the sisters of battle used to bless the GK arms and armor

>>16189166
Totally. Which is why I'm a norse pagan and not christian by birth. It's pretty cool.

>>16189188
You know that if someone starts fucking with them the Dark Angels will most likely come to their defense. They might hate each other but it's still in the only I can fuck with my brother kind of way.

>>16189169

They don't have the most of anything.
Basically, iron hands are all about long councils with entombed robotmen, like doctor Doom.

There's just nothing special about them. Many other chapters also hold powwows with dreads.

>>16189188

I don't think they'd send the GK against the Wolves, maybe the Minotaurs, after all they specialize on killing renegade chapters.

>>16189202
I hate the word pagan, stop using it to describe yourself.
Pagans are just anyone with a faith which predates the introduction of your own to their lands (See: Romans, Christians)
You're not Norse pagan, you're Norse Pantheonistic, or Norse Polytheistic, or straight-up Norse.
Just not pagan.

I also hope you updated the gods for modern life.

>>16189216
Why would you fuck your kid brother you sick cunt. You are a horrible person to put a kid through that!

>>16189236
Hey man let him use any gaywad dickshit title he wants, for all we know he maybe just spouting this to look cool. Fuck em, go smoke weed and chill. How is your day by the way?

>>16189216

It would make an awesome story if an Inquisitor with a ton of clout was slighted by a Space Wolves company and he somehow found a way to unleash a bunch of GK's on them to try and wipe them out, while still keeping it a secret mostly but then, Caliban just shows up and several companies of Dark Angels come to the rescue of the Wolves, killing the inquisitor (whom it turns out is a radical, harboring secrets of the "fallen") and wiping out the group of Grey Knights.

Then the Dark Angels leave without even getting a "thank you"

>>16189274

That's retarded.

>>16189255
>fuck with
Obviously he was treating his brother to a special surprise with hookers.

The surprise was revealed when he joined in too.

>>16189280
I agree the sentiment.
>>16189274 sir are a failure!

>>16189280
That actually sounds par for the course for 40k though.

>>16189270
it's been passable so far, just "paganism" is one of my triggers. How's yours?

Kudos though for sticking to one pantheon, a lot of modern "pagans" don't even manage that.

>>16189274

When you've got this guy on your team, you don't need pussy emos in skirts.

I'm pretty sure that if the Dark Angels or the Wolves or both fought the Grey Knight and the Inqusition, all hell would break lose and both chapters would end up dead, or worse, there would be a third space marine civil war.

I mean do you have any idea of how many chapters would be against the wolves and Dark Angels? For starters there's all the fanatically loyal chapters like the Minotaurs, Carcharodons and Black Templars, then you have the Grey Knights, and hell, maybe even the Ultramarines and all their shit ton followers, because after all, dur hur the codex is the law.

>>16189274

on second thought, Dark Angels rescuing the wolves would be a fun read.

but the use of grey knights seems out of place. Those guys are respected by all other marines and they strictly deal with Chaos incursions

It's more something you throw sisters of battle at... but then you have sisters dying horribly again

>>16189299
Red Hunters.

But the Harlequins would storm from the webway to rescue the grey knights

and then Draigo pops out with the help of Drahzar

>>16189236
>I also hope you updated the gods for modern life.

Why would I do that? Odin teaches to meet deceit with deceit and that barring all exits to a house and setting it on fire is a perfectly honorable way of killing someone.

>>16189299
>>16189312
God I hate GKs.

It is totally irrelevant to the discussion but fuck they are terrible.

>>16189312
Then Russ Koolaid mans his way into the Lions hideout screaming BROTHAR!!!!!!!!!!! and then they brofist, and thus begins the Russ Heresy.

>>16189316
yes, but even Catholicism updated their pantheon (saints) for things like TV. (There's a saint of TV, she could supposedly appear in 2 places at once and travel instantaneously.)

>>16189298

Grey knights would give zero fucks.
You're assuming they're still stuck as slaves to the inquisition.

>>16189299
aren't they unknown secret secret to everyone but themselves?

>>16189299
It would be pretty cool to see Azrael and a retinue of Deathwing teleport into the fang.

>>16189299

I think the exact opposite.

Sisters of Battle, in my mind, would worship Space Marines as living linage to the Emperor and would probably hate the idea of having to kill them (though they would if they had to).

Where as the Grey Knights have been repeatedly shown to be complete tools of the inquisition. Their job is basically to wipe out demon and anything said inquisitor convinces them is bad.

The normal marines probably wouldn't give a fuck about killing Grey Knights because really, Space Marines tend to not give a fuck who their enemies are most of the time and given the GK aren't particularly well known, even within the ranks of normal marine chapters and that Marines seem to have a sharp distaste for the Inquisition, they wouldn't give two fucks about killing these silver lapdogs sent to kill them.

>>16189328
Well since Thor's the god of thunder and thunder is lightning and lightning is electricty, it pretty much means Thor has cyberkinetic abilities.

>>16189331

Well... Yes. They're the militant arm of the ordo malleus.

>>16189359
I'd have said Odin, considering his ravens.

>>16189298
There would probably be another Civil War with Space Wolves Dark Angels, there successors and maybe the White Scars and Salamanders against everyone else. That's only because I think the Scars and Salamanders wouldn't put up with the Inquisition pushing around 2 founding legions.

>>16189352
Logan Grimnar would love to kill himself some Grey Knights. He's hated them since the first war for Armageddon.

>>16189359
He is also a multi-million dollar movie franchise but i dont fucking pray to it. A True God cannot be expressed with mortal qualities. For a deeper understanding meditate on the concept and find out how wrong everyone is all the time and God is a concept, not a idol or a figure which needs expression.

>>16189352

Well not the Blood Angels, Dante has a boner for them.

>>16189402

That's cuz Dante is a faggot.

>>16189294
that really sucks man, one comment ruined your day? Must have had a rough week then. Well mine was fine, I caught up with an old freind and we watched community together for an hour while high. It was pretty fun.

>>16189413

Don't say that next to the necrons though, they'll kick your fucking ass.

>>16189401
Thor the Marvel character =/= Thor the god.
Thor the god can't fly, has sensible clothing, and has been to Asgard plenty of times, so knows what the fuck a dog is.

>>16188412

I NEVER ASKED FOR THIS

>>16189368
What's birds got do with electricity?

Well i guess you could say that since they tell him EVERYTHING they're the internet, I suppose.

>>16188290
>They've still barely any fluff other thatn "they are ded sneaky".


I feel you may have missed the point.

>>16189401
Oh look a this abrahamic god special snow flake faggot.

I actually don't think the Raven Guard even need fluff, i mean they're just sneaky marines, and they're badasses. Do you really need to know more about them?

The Iron Hands on the other hand, they need fluff because they're supposed to be an "original" and cool chapter.

>>16189420
I wouldn't say ruined, but it wound me up.
>>16189435
The ravens are a kind of far-seeing, so would probably equate to TV. You're right Odin should also be god of Internet though, on account of the knowledge.

>>16189431

Dude, the Marvel Thor not only managed to save all of Asgard from Ragnarok but has also fought Galactus and have a Best Friend who is a super powerful space alien, who also has the powers of Thor and the head of a Horse.

Norse God thor aint got shit on Marvel Thor.

>>16189479
Marvel Thor hasn't got shit on Thorse, though.

>>16189479

He sounds like a hippy.

>>16189499

Said like a true /co/mrade

>>16189479
your enthusiasm for that children's tale is amusing, if not distasteful for it's heretical nature.

>>16189479
Norse Thor tried to drink the Ocean, and lift the Midgard Serpent, and dented the earth into mountains with his hammer.

Norse Thor understands that Ragnarok is a vital part of the Universe, and shouldn't be resisted.

>>16189508
>Heresy
>Norse

Wat

Because if GW wanted to make fluff about a group of dark-metallic armored cyborgs, they would just take the more interesting group and write about the Iron Warriors.

Who are better than Iron Hands in every way possible. Iron Hands merely have hands of Iron. Iron Warriors are completely Iron. What now, bich.

>>16189520
you can be heretical towards any religion. The norse usually just won't give a fuck, they're more likely to laugh at you for worshipping your other weak girlie gods

>>16189508

>Implying that Norse Gods themselves and their tales aren't Children's Stories.

>>16189512

Marvel Thor beat the Midgard Serpent and Hangs out with Captain America.

Nuff Said.

>>16189528
I'm going to make a successor chapter called the Iron Souls. SEE EVEN OUR SPIRITS ARE METAL

>Captcha: Silicon Atesperm
Silicon has to do with cyborgs, but I do not know (or want to know) what eating semen has to do with anything.

how about someone send Matt Ward an email about whether or not he can do an Iron Hands codex soon

>>16189533

the norse submitted peacefully to christianity though because christian kingdoms were way more powerful.

That's also why their culture survived intact, they were allowed to pass on their religion as stories. Since they were peaceful converts it was not seen as subversive.

Vikings were a practical people.

>>16189549
Their submission consisted of "Sure, put that cross thingy in, but we're keeping the statue with the hammer."
It's more they don't give a fuck what other people worship, so long as they're allowed the same freedom.

>>16189547
Iron Hands deserve a codex more than Dark Angels or Space Wolves IMO, but since he accidentally referred to them having a Chapter Master when they are council based, I doubt that he'd handle the fluff well.

>>16189390
Grimnir blamed the inquisition for that. It sounds like he's bros with the GK.

What happened to the morlock terminators? I thought iron hands had loads of terminators.

Apart from the whole, horribly slaughtered.

I thought the chapter famous for having loads of Terminators were the Minotaurs, what with their "we have enough terminator and mk 8 armor to arm the whole chapter twice bitch" thing going for them, not the Iron Hands.

>>16189665
mk8 armor? Why is that something to be proud of

if they had mk4, now that would be something

Why do the Space Wolves get the special ancient Dreadnought and not the Iron Hands?

>>16189680

Because Mk 8 armor is bitching.

>>16189686

For the same reasons the salamanders do.

I really like how their history with the Imperial Fists. The Iron Cage was a cool piece of fluff.

>>16189689

>>16189716

I love birds.

>>16189723

I'm willing to bet I've got more grackles than you can steal.

>>16189686
because the space wolves got a 2nd ed codex with it and the iron hands got shit all.

>>16189703
You're thinking Iron Warriors. I'm pretty sure thatsthejoke.jpg, but it never hurts to check.

>>16189732

Well of course, the Blood Ravens do not steal.

>>16189748

Oh, sorry, 'borrow' or are 'gifted'

>>16189753
I've never borrowed a thing in my life.
I just get many gifts.

>>16189716

>>16189753

Well it'd be almost heretical to turn down gifts from such great chapters as the ultramarines.

>>16189761

Right, riight.

>>16189766
>>16189761


Oh fuck there's two of them now.

>>16189771

I'm glad you understand.

>>16189777

I don't know what you're talking about.

>>16189778
>>16189781

Oh for fucks sake

>>16189781
Indeed, what a strange fellow.

>>16189789

What?

>>16189789

>not liking coffee

>>16189793
>>16189790
>>16189800

Stop that

>>16189789
You remind me of this mug, for some reason.

Nice cups.

>>16189761

Like when the Soviets gave Clint Eastwood a MiG to show their appreciation for his time as a cowboy.

>>16189804

Hey man want some coffee?

No grey knight cups?
I see not even the blood ravens can steal from them.

Just got home from a meeting with the Space Wolves, got some gifts.

>>16189807
>>16189805
>>16189813

I fucking warned you, now my bro's got my back

>>16189804
What are you on about?

>>16189166
CHRISTIAN MISSIONARIES ACTUALLY IMPRESSED THE VIKINGS SO MUCH THAT THEIR KING INSTANTLY DECLARED "I WANNA BE LIKE YOU!" (NO WORD ON IF THERE WAS A MUSICAL SCORE)

>>16189820
An honored gift of ours.

I've always wanted one with a crude ork mug.

>>16189831
Ah, gained from the Dark Crusade?

>this thread

>>16189822
Is he a gift?

>>16189831
>>16189827

Hey, I've got a gift for you.
It's my, uh, sister.
Yeah.

Say /tg/, that's some nice stuff you have here.

>>16189166
Sounds like someone never heard about the Viking Crusade.

>>16189842

Yeah, just go ahead and squeeze him. >>16189843

He gets sad otherwise.

>>16189829
The King is not the People.
Most Vikings staunchly followed their previous beliefs for a long time, albeit allowing the Christians to add their own iconography.

>>16189835
Indeed.

This cups are a gift to the enemies of chaos! Why not use this cups...

>this fucking thread

How many bloody magpies are there?
Calling in the big guns.

Just got back from Graia, Captain Titus is one hell of a cool guy.

>>16189850
Even the Guardians Exemplar are not immune.

>>16189861
That's a good one.

>>16189854
NOPE BRO.
IT TOOK LESS THAN 200 YEARS FOR DENMARK AND SWEDEN TO COMPLETELY CONVERT.

YOU SHOULD LOOK IT UP BRO. IF I PROVIDE SOME STARTING WIKIPEDIA LINKS TO SET YOU OFF CAN YOU FIGURE OUT THE REST?

>>16189866

Say... Those are some nice birds you got there.

>>16189867
Ahahaha.

>>16189880
I wonder how many we can be gifted.

Cyrus just got me this cup the other day. Should promote that guy.

>>16189889

Indeed, might want to ask them.

>>16189907
I much prefer this one.

>>16189907
Brother Tarkus just gifted me this mug.

Nice imageboard you got here.

>>16189926
Just let me get my gun, you're not having 4chan.

>>16189940

Oh nice, i love gun gifts. I'll just wait right here.

>mfw the next game in the Thief series is set in the 40k universe.
>Stealing from blood ravens.

>>16189950
You'll get gifts alright, of bullets and blades.

>DE steals STC from forgeworld that cures all poison
>goes back to the Dark City and places it next to the petrified hand of some imperial saint
>the hand is missing
>and so is the STC
>DE's face

>>16189967
>in its place is a thank you letter from the Blood Ravens

>>16189967
And thus the Blood Ravens saved the universe from Nurgle.

Why is there so little fluff on the Alpha Marines compared to the other chapters?

>>16189960

Great, thanks!

>>16189985

What? The Alpha Legion has the most fluff! Just read Codex Space Marines

>>16189989
but I was just...
ARGH!

Just as planned!

>>16190005

Thanks for the cup by the way!

>>16190024
Just you wait birdbrain, I'll get you yet...

>>16190034

You'll get me more gifts? WELL I CAN'T SAY NO TO THAT!

>>16190055
I should leave.

>>16190061

I already did.

/tg/ scares me sometimes... sometimes...

>>16190080
Last.
Man.
Standing.

Smells like Victory.

>>16190080
I've been laughing along at this thread for ages. But now I just fucking lost it.

>>16190097

Oh hey you made us pancakes!

>>16190140
yes...

Eat up now.

Man I am loving this Cup Diomedes meme.

>>16190140

That's a nice image you got there

>>16190168
only one level of integration?

Show me infinite regressions of image.

>>16190156

Oh we will, this are holy provisions after all.

>>16190164
cuptain of the honour guard

I'd archive this...but what the fuck would you call it?

>>16190184
See >>16190179

>>16190184

"Dem Cups"

>>16190184
Put it on cup/tg/.

>>16190175

No

You can steal my picture, but you will never steal my post!

Archive.
E-mail to Relic.

>>16190184
>>16190193

Second.

So, guys...

What if Genestealers fought Blood Ravens?

>>16190228
Nice genes you got there.

>>16190228

>>16190231
Genestealers? Purge em.
Gene-gifted however are perfectly A-OK.

A gaunt is fine too.

>>16190228
A new, unholy species called "The Borrowers" pops into existence, promptly being welcomed into the Blood Ravens ranks, where they henceforth serve as ambassadors to other chapters.

>>16190254
Does their heresy know no end?

>>16190254
They are a simple folk.

>>16190259
"Heresy"? What a hostile word. We call it "acquisition of resources and knowledge as part of our endless holy quest to expand the borders of the glorious Imperium and find our own roots".

>>16190210
Why would we ever steal from someone who so generally gives us these grand posts!

Archived. http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/16188151/

Those... those are orks disguissed as humans!

No human being could loot all that stuff withou the influence of the WAAHG

>>16190280
This is why I need an ork mug picture.
Also,
>WAAHG

>>16190270
GODDAMNIT! BLOODY MAGPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIES!

>>16190280
Oy! You misspelled da WAAAAAGH! You'z a stinkin' jean-sneaker high-bridge, aintcha! Commere so I kin krump yaz!

>>16190288

OH FUCK! THEY STOLE ONE A!

>>16190271

Quick! Someone send it to Relic!

>>16190294
Stole? It was a gift. A splendid gift indeed.

>>16190294
What are you talking about blood ravens abhor thieves

>>16190312
Did you gift somebody your punctuation? I knew the Blood Ravens were generous folk.

>>16190316
>>16190316
I had a blank mug.

>>16190327
Ah, so you gifted yourself your own punctuation? Generous AND clever!

Look at all this fucking cups, holy shit.

>>16190331
Care to zip that and upload?

>>16190331
It's awe-inspiring.

Hello, Blood Magpies. It's us your friends from the Inquisition.

We've left you a present in Typhon Primaris. I'm sure your buddy Gabe will like it.

>>16190351

>>16190340

>wanting all this cups

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=ISI2DX90

>>16190379

>>16188235
Have you ever SEEN someone looking so absolutely BORED to fly into battle guns blazing!?

>>16190396

>>16190403
I mean even his Shooting looks lackluster and uninterested.
Just sort of popping off shots with the same zest as a bored officeworker would flick stale peanuts into the trash a slow day at work.

>>16190403
You know, now that you mention it, he does look really bored.

>>16190407

>>16190364
>.gif
>must be short for gift
>thank you fine gent for this wonderous image

>>16190403

Just once...

>>16190425

How could you steal Gabe Newell?
That much be worth loads

>>16190435

>How could you steal Gabe Newell?

With a very large truck.

>>16190447
Congrats, you just delayed Episode 3 by another 2 years. I hope you're proud.

>>16190447
And several cranes, graciously provided without permission from the Mechanicus.

>>16190450

Worth it.

>>16190435
>>16190435
Again with the stealing accusations!
He gifted him self to us obviously.

>>16190463

He's only happy because there's soup in him.

>>16190474
Hey so is bjorn..and calger

Jesus christ, I leave for a while to go chill on the phone-line and I come back and found I've been stolen?

Fuckers, you'll pay.

>>16190428
Now it is time to look for bored spacemarines fighting.
Their chaptermaster would be Alan Rickman...

Just another day at the job for Scout 2487b

>>16190514

>>16190514
Orks? How droll. Perhaps if they ever bothered to use actual -guns- and not those pieces of -scrap- they call 'shooters', they might hit something once in a while. On the other hand, they're considered a threat to the Guard for some reason, so we might as well cleanse them. For the Emperor, you know.

>>16190545
Read it in his voice, and it sounded so perfect.

I think from now on, I'll read all posts on /tg/ in Alan Rickmans voice.

>>16190611
Chaos marines? Perfect, not only do we have to deal with savage green football hooligans waving tetanus-infested pieces of scrap metal around, there's traitors afoot as well. Traitors with actual, working guns, power armor, and chainswords. Chain -axes-, actually. And they're saying something about their Blood God. Right. Well. The Emperor protects and all that, let's go cleanse these brain-damaged lunatics before they manage to behead themselves in a stunning fit of irony. Pack up, everyone, teatime's over, back to work.

>>16190635
My god...

>>16190540

>i will never pass for a perfect bride
>or a perfect woman

This thread's going places man. Only one option left

>>16190658
I wonder where the points go when they get taken away from the houses..........

>>16190635
Now that we've settled things with the orks and these silly red-painted lunatics, I think it might finally be time for a good, solid...what is that in in the sky? Oh. Well, now as if this worthless ball of mud, weeds, and rock wasn't sufficiently ruined already, it would seem that the Tyranids have seen fit to pay it a visit. Perhaps they plan on making mud pies to console themselves over their losses recently. Or perhaps they've developed some kind of horrific hive beast designed to eat sarcasm and I attracted it here. Or maybe they just like eating rocks. In whatever the case may be, I suppose it's our duty to eradicate them. Suffer not the xeno to live, I suppose. Flamers up, men, bug spray out, let's make as little mess of things as possible so the colonists won't whine as much when they get the planet back.

>>16190685
Professor Snape is a fine gentlemen with a proclivity for giving us gifts.

>>16190685

They are gifted to the Blood Magpies

>>16190703
Goddamn Ravenclaws in Gryffindor armor!

>>16190703
>>16190704

Oh god DAMN it. Give that back.

>>16190751
Returning gifts would be a breach of etiquette.

I like yer'ztyle humie.

Horrible things happen when my vigilance is breached by sleep, I see.

Lucky for all you Iron Hands and Raven Guard lovers, Theres new deathwatch book coming out, forgot its name, but it has all the rest of the loyalist founding chapters for deathwatch, and extrafluff