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  • File : 1314669782.png-(81 KB, 350x350, HeresyStamp.png)
    81 KB HERETIC Quest 4: All your heresy are belong to us Heresy !mxBDpej4rQ 08/29/11(Mon)22:03 No.16111045  
    Against my better judgement, I'm going to make yet another thread for this quest right now.

    You are a heretic. A rotten one at that. Brutal but cunning, and cunning but brutal, you're currently the piratical overlord of the former Tau planet Tch'tal, and the instigator of a bloody Tau civil war.

    You're also a ginger psyker of extreme power, and an very skilled heretek. Oh, and you're also a complete bastard of an imperialist, snubbing your nose at those less educated and sophisticated.

    Your heretical career began not too long ago, but during that time you've succeeded in things nobody else could. Namely, creating your very own fleet of pirate ships using nothing but sheer balls and psychic mindfuckery. Though doing so has gotten you some unwanted attention, you're confident in your ability to handle whatever the universe throws at you.

    Where we last left off, you had just crafted a masterpiece of heretek engineering, a modified hovercraft made of three individual Reaver Jetbikes, a bunch of Ork rokkets, and bits of Tau technology you had lying around. And god damn if it isn't beautiful.

    It's currently morning. The exact time is WAAAGH before WAAAGH AM. Ten hours until the Ork race begins on Tch'tal.

    Archived threads are right here! You know, if you somehow can't see green very well.
    >http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/16084053/
    >http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/16090095/
    http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/16103572/
    >> Anonymous 08/29/11(Mon)22:07 No.16111075
    rolled 68 = 68

    >>16111045
    Mount double twin linked railguns on it.
    >> Anonymous 08/29/11(Mon)22:08 No.16111081
    rolled 42 = 42

    Survey the track. we must know what were in for. it was built by sneaky Tau after all.
    >> Anonymous 08/29/11(Mon)22:11 No.16111117
    rolled 66 = 66

    Open up the foundries to the racers. We're running a meritocracy, but we're better than all these underling fucks, so we might as well give the racers a fair chance building machines to compete against our super-deff-racer.

    What's that? We're not participating in the race? FUCK YOU, YES WE ARE. And if someone is somehow faster than us, then, fuck yeah, we've got a new lieutenant. Hell, the runner-up is probably a contender for that position too.
    >> Anonymous 08/29/11(Mon)22:12 No.16111120
    rolled 53 = 53

    Get a status update on your Dark Eldar captives.

    And yes, arm your totally sweet deffrokketcraftbike
    >> Anonymous 08/29/11(Mon)22:12 No.16111124
    rolled 52 = 52

    >>16111045
    Make sure Bubbles won't get herself killed in the race.
    >> Anonymous 08/29/11(Mon)22:12 No.16111126
    >>16111045
    Is Bubbles riding with us? It sounded like she wanted to ride on her own, but I'm concerned about her getting hurt... we should at least take some precautions, like using a part of our mind to stay connected with her so we can step in if anything goes seriously wrong.
    >> Anonymous 08/29/11(Mon)22:12 No.16111131
    rolled 69 = 69

    Who's pulling security while everyone goes on this mad max race?
    >> Anonymous 08/29/11(Mon)22:15 No.16111164
    rolled 84 = 84

    >>16111045
    Check on Bubbles, then ask her about the Dark Eldar captives.
    >> Anonymous 08/29/11(Mon)22:15 No.16111168
    rolled 56 = 56

    If Bubbles can't fend for herself she deserves what she gets. There are hundreds more where she came from.

    In fact, check out our bridge crew for any good replacements, just in case. Utilize invasive mind scans for fun.
    >> Anonymous 08/29/11(Mon)22:17 No.16111186
    rolled 50 = 50

    have our SoB bodyguards as cheerleaders for the race

    also upon winning the race fuck Bubbles on top of our vehicle in the finish line
    >> Anonymous 08/29/11(Mon)22:22 No.16111232
    rolled 75 = 75

    >>16111186
    Create a SoB equivalent for some of the Eldar crew. Our very own aspect.
    >> Anonymous 08/29/11(Mon)22:25 No.16111257
         File1314671128.jpg-(68 KB, 460x301, Redline-460x301[1].jpg)
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    rolled 20 = 20

    I said it before, I'll say it again - ORKY REDLINE! FREE DAKKA AND PLATINUM NITRO FOR EVERYONE!

    ITS A WAAAAAGH-LINE DAY, YA GITS!
    >> Anonymous 08/29/11(Mon)22:26 No.16111268
    Before this race gets started, does anyone have the picture of the 40K racing vehicles that someone drew?

    >intoYou bottles
    I didn't know Captcha was an alcoholic.
    >> Anonymous 08/29/11(Mon)22:27 No.16111280
         File1314671277.jpg-(101 KB, 1061x753, 40kart_by_ironshrinemaiden-d2b(...).jpg)
    101 KB
    rolled 31 = 31

    >>16111268
    This one?
    >> Anonymous 08/29/11(Mon)22:30 No.16111307
         File1314671428.jpg-(30 KB, 600x450, 27100_sm-Orks,%20Warhammer(...).jpg)
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    rolled 21 = 21

    >>16111268
    CONTESTANT NUMBER ONE, ON HIS KUSTOM TRI-CYCLE WITH NOT NEARLY ENOUGH DAKKA, WAAAGHMILLIONAIRE!
    >> Heresy !mxBDpej4rQ 08/29/11(Mon)22:33 No.16111331
    >>16111164
    >>16111232
    Taking a few hours to organize an Eldar equivalent to the Sisters of Battle, you send off the new orders using your servo-skulls. Within a few minutes, your orders are acknowledged over the vox by all your ships, and you are told they are being put into place as you speak.

    Leaving to find Bubbles, you vox her and ask her where she is after a few minutes of no success. She informs you that she's in the brig with the Dark Eldar. Turning about and going the opposite direction, you make your way across the Tau station and into the prison block. Looking around, you soon see her looking over some papers, appearing rather distressed. As you approach her, she quickly puts the papers back in order and places them in a metal box, before standing at attention.

    "Sir, I've completed my report on the Dark Eldar captives, and have compiled a list of names."

    As Bubbles hands it to you, your eyes close in on one name partially crossed out, with writing next to it, as if correcting a mistake. Looking at it closely, you look up at Bubbles, and put it on the table. Seems legit. Inquiring Bubbles on it, she claims to have made a spelling error.
    >> Anonymous 08/29/11(Mon)22:36 No.16111361
    rolled 9 = 9

    >>16111331
    I don't want to invade her mind again...
    Try making her trust us, talk to her, tell her that you know she's hiding something. If she won't talk, ask her if there's any relatives of her in this group.
    >> Anonymous 08/29/11(Mon)22:37 No.16111364
    rolled 57 = 57

    >>16111331
    Booby trap the track
    >> Anonymous 08/29/11(Mon)22:37 No.16111365
    rolled 79 = 79

    >>16111331

    "tell us why that's like that Bubbles and let us see the papers you hid, don't worry we would't care less if it's some dark secret and I would never harm mai waifu"
    >> Anonymous 08/29/11(Mon)22:37 No.16111371
         File1314671864.jpg-(38 KB, 500x410, something_is_afoot[1].jpg)
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    rolled 67 = 67

    >>16111331
    >Bubbles making a spelling error
    dats not roight...
    seriously, when have we ever known bubbles to make a mistake like that?
    >> Anonymous 08/29/11(Mon)22:39 No.16111380
    rolled 39 = 39

    >>16111365
    This, but in Gothic instead of Stupid.
    >> Anonymous 08/29/11(Mon)22:39 No.16111382
    rolled 47 = 47

    >>16111331
    The name crossed out is her sister.
    Murderfy the wayward relative as a warning against betraying us again in the future.
    >> Anonymous 08/29/11(Mon)22:40 No.16111392
    rolled 38 = 38

    >>16111331
    Tell Bubbles it's fine and ask if anything else is afoot. Talk her into divulging the thing she did.
    >> Anonymous 08/29/11(Mon)22:41 No.16111405
    rolled 57 = 57

    >>16111392
    Rerollan'
    >> Anonymous 08/29/11(Mon)22:41 No.16111410
    rolled 60 = 60

    >>16111382
    Fucking this. She used to be fun, but she doesn't seem to understand her position anymore. We need to reassert our dominance it would seem.
    >> Anonymous 08/29/11(Mon)22:42 No.16111416
    rolled 79 = 79

    >>16111410
    Fuck you shit it's Bubbles.
    >> Anonymous 08/29/11(Mon)22:42 No.16111417
    rolled 53 = 53

    >>16111365
    Basically this.
    Ask calmly but clearly if the crossed out name is a relative and/or is something that is more than a spelling error, since we know her well enough to know that she doesnt make these kinds of mistakes. No mindrape either way - try to talk our way into her telling us the truth of her own volition, making it clear that no matter what the reason, we will not hold resentment or judgement towards her.
    >> Anonymous 08/29/11(Mon)22:42 No.16111418
    rolled 91 = 91

    >>16111331

    Uh-uh, nope. No keeping secrets from us, missy.

    Ask her again. If she doesn't own up, mind-read her.
    >> Anonymous 08/29/11(Mon)22:43 No.16111420
    rolled 59 = 59

    >>16111331
    Diplomacy check!
    >> Anonymous 08/29/11(Mon)22:43 No.16111423
    rolled 94 = 94

    >>16111416
    She's growing tedious. She needs to be reminded of her place.
    >> Anonymous 08/29/11(Mon)22:44 No.16111426
    rolled 9 = 9

    >>16111423
    see >>16111418
    >> Anonymous 08/29/11(Mon)22:44 No.16111427
    rolled 90 = 90

    >>16111418
    >>16111417

    How about we do the nice-guy act, and if we still can't keep the answer out of her, we mind-read her in her sleep or something, just to make sure?
    >> Anonymous 08/29/11(Mon)22:45 No.16111438
    rolled 74 = 74

    Order the suspiciously crossed out Dark Eldar brought to you, and rape him/her in front of Bubbles like it ain't no thing.
    >> Anonymous 08/29/11(Mon)22:45 No.16111446
    rolled 27 = 27

    >>16111423
    Psychic bitchslap her, and go hunt down the one she tried to protect.
    >> Anonymous 08/29/11(Mon)22:46 No.16111452
    >>16111423
    How? Giving her a stern lecture on the chain of command?
    >> Anonymous 08/29/11(Mon)22:47 No.16111460
    rolled 62 = 62

    >>16111427
    >>16111423
    Dude, she's our bro... you don't do this to bros. We know we can trust her, even if she doesn't tell us what's up right now.
    She'll tell us when we need to know.
    >> Anonymous 08/29/11(Mon)22:49 No.16111479
    rolled 63 = 63

    >>16111460
    Nurgle's our bro, bubbles is more akin to our plaything.
    >> Anonymous 08/29/11(Mon)22:51 No.16111502
    rolled 41 = 41

    This waifu bullshit has to stop. Feed Bubbles to a kroot.
    >> Anonymous 08/29/11(Mon)22:53 No.16111522
    >>16111502
    you just want kroot-waifu so you can give sexy backrubs to.
    >> Anonymous 08/29/11(Mon)22:53 No.16111523
    rolled 87 = 87

    >>16111502
    this,
    >> Anonymous 08/29/11(Mon)22:54 No.16111540
    rolled 68 = 68

    >>16111523
    >>16111502
    Fuck off.
    >> Anonymous 08/29/11(Mon)22:57 No.16111571
         File1314673033.jpg-(18 KB, 200x234, Khorne_symbol.jpg)
    18 KB
    rolled 96 = 96

    >>16111523

    I AGREE.
    >> Anonymous 08/29/11(Mon)22:57 No.16111580
    rolled 70 = 70

    she is bro
    >> Anonymous 08/29/11(Mon)22:58 No.16111585
    rolled 73 = 73

    >>16111571

    Fuck off Khorne
    >> Anonymous 08/29/11(Mon)22:58 No.16111591
    rolled 20 = 20

    >>16111571
    Khorne caps guy ignored whatever he says. GTFO, faggot.
    >> Heresy !mxBDpej4rQ 08/29/11(Mon)22:59 No.16111592
         File1314673141.jpg-(13 KB, 300x300, facepalm.jpg)
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    >> Anonymous 08/29/11(Mon)22:59 No.16111597
         File1314673179.jpg-(126 KB, 600x764, Khorne_Berserker1.jpg)
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    >>16111585

    TOLD YOU I WOULD BE BACK SON.

    LUCKILY FOR YOU THOR JUST FINISHED AND I CAUGHT THIS THREAD IN TIME.
    >> Anonymous 08/29/11(Mon)23:00 No.16111612
    rolled 85 = 85

    >>16111592
    Heresy I humbly request disregarding anything Khorne says.
    >> Anonymous 08/29/11(Mon)23:00 No.16111614
         File1314673256.jpg-(11 KB, 500x283, best2009-ashura.jpg)
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    Get Bubbles.
    Then get the Dark Eldar. Turn it into a female. EVEN IF IT WAS A FEMALE, I DON'T CARE.
    Tape them together as a strange version of Baron Ashura.
    And then mindrape them until they end rolling their eyes with pain and pleasure.
    Pic related, Baron Ashura.
    >> Anonymous 08/29/11(Mon)23:01 No.16111622
    rolled 89 = 89

    >>16111592
    Kill that bitch Heresy, bring unity to us once again!
    >> Anonymous 08/29/11(Mon)23:01 No.16111624
    rolled 19 = 19

    >>16111571
    chill out bro
    >> Anonymous 08/29/11(Mon)23:02 No.16111626
    rolled 46 = 46

    >>16111614
    Captcha ate my dice roll.
    >> Anonymous 08/29/11(Mon)23:02 No.16111641
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    >>16111622

    THE DARK GODS HAVE HAD THEIR FILL OF THIS NONSENSE, THE TRUE HERESY STARTS NOW !

    BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

    SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
    >> Anonymous 08/29/11(Mon)23:03 No.16111650
         File1314673437.jpg-(529 KB, 680x907, 1301664821231.jpg)
    529 KB
    rolled 36 = 36

    KHORNE HAS FAVORED THIS THREAD ONCE MORE. FEED THE ELF TO KROOT, AND LET THEM GAIN HER POWERS.
    >> Anonymous 08/29/11(Mon)23:04 No.16111659
         File1314673488.jpg-(13 KB, 199x242, say what.jpg)
    13 KB
    Oh no, not the make believe space elf girlfriend. Now we might have to do something interesting.
    >> Anonymous 08/29/11(Mon)23:06 No.16111676
         File1314673595.jpg-(515 KB, 887x602, 1304365916318.jpg)
    515 KB
    rolled 71 = 71

    EXTERMINATE THE ELDAR BITCH
    >> Anonymous 08/29/11(Mon)23:07 No.16111688
    rolled 23 = 23

    >ITT: Samefagging.
    Welp, it was fun while it lasted.

    Rolling for a self headshot.
    >> Anonymous 08/29/11(Mon)23:07 No.16111689
    rolled 68 = 68

    >>16111676
    Dude, fucking stop trolling.
    We're not killing her.
    >> Heresy !mxBDpej4rQ 08/29/11(Mon)23:07 No.16111693
    >>16111571
    >>16111612
    >>16111622
    >>16111423
    Pulling a choppa from your robes, you swing it around, aiming for her neck. Bubbles instinctively jumps backwards, the choppa cutting a few strands of her hair off as she dodges your attack. Swinging at her again, your cruel weapon embeds itself in her thigh, severing a tendon and pulling blood from her leg like juice from an orange. She gasps in anguish and pain as you tear the choppa from the wound and impale her on the end of it, her bodily fluids dripping to the ground as her heart tears itself apart, a cold metal spike through its center.

    Pulling the now dying Eldar from your choppa, you wipe the blood from its blade.

    What do?
    >> Anonymous 08/29/11(Mon)23:08 No.16111700
    rolled 74 = 74

    >>16111693
    DRINK HER BLOOD
    >> Anonymous 08/29/11(Mon)23:09 No.16111710
         File1314673762.gif-(1.48 MB, 400x219, 1307842395135.gif)
    1.48 MB
    rolled 49 = 49

    KHORNE GET THE FUCK OUT, WE RIPPED APART YOUR PANSY-ASS DEMONS WITH OUR FUCKING MINDS AND BITCHSLAPPED THE WARP BACK INTO IT'S PLACE. WE DON'T NEED TO TAKE ORDERS FROM YOU.
    >> Anonymous 08/29/11(Mon)23:09 No.16111711
    rolled 48 = 48

    >>16111693
    Feed the rest to a Kroot.
    A female Kroot.
    >> Anonymous 08/29/11(Mon)23:09 No.16111714
    rolled 71 = 71

    >>16111693
    GOD DAMMIT.

    Bring her back to life with your Warp powers, and tell her you won't do so again if she continues to keep secrets from you.

    Fucking seriously, you guys. Why.
    >> Anonymous 08/29/11(Mon)23:09 No.16111715
    rolled 69 = 69

    Wait,did'nt we reject khorne completely?
    >> Anonymous 08/29/11(Mon)23:10 No.16111721
         File1314673806.jpg-(28 KB, 388x275, 1263520892358.jpg)
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    rolled 80 = 80

    Point to the nearest Eldar bitch and congratulate her on her promotion.

    Now, we have a race to win.
    >> Anonymous 08/29/11(Mon)23:10 No.16111723
    rolled 96 = 96

    >>16111693
    clean up the mess and rig the other racers car to fail
    >> Anonymous 08/29/11(Mon)23:10 No.16111724
    rolled 39 = 39

    >>16111693

    Well shit, clean up the mess, find a new secretary.
    >> Anonymous 08/29/11(Mon)23:10 No.16111728
    rolled 26 = 26

    Tell Bubbles to give us the truth. Because we were likely going to space all of the Dark Eldar anyway.

    But on to more important issues: why are our IG forces not equipped with power armor yet? There was some support for it, before the Great Race came up.
    >> Anonymous 08/29/11(Mon)23:10 No.16111729
    rolled 57 = 57

    >>16111693
    Grab some recaff and get ready for the race.
    Winner takes her old place. Or if we win, second place does.
    >> Anonymous 08/29/11(Mon)23:10 No.16111732
    rolled 51 = 51

    >>16111693
    Suicide.
    >> Anonymous 08/29/11(Mon)23:11 No.16111739
    rolled 37 = 37

    >>16111715
    Yeah, but he's a whiny faggot.
    >>16111714
    Also this.
    >> Anonymous 08/29/11(Mon)23:11 No.16111741
    rolled 69 = 69

    >>16111693
    Warp magic to save her, now!
    >> Anonymous 08/29/11(Mon)23:11 No.16111747
         File1314673889.gif-(1.7 MB, 300x225, 1314323081479.gif)
    1.7 MB
    rolled 86 = 86

    >>16111714

    Seconding this.

    Fuck you, Khorne.
    >> Anonymous 08/29/11(Mon)23:11 No.16111750
         File1314673901.jpg-(282 KB, 582x800, CSzm.jpg)
    282 KB
    rolled 83 = 83

    >>16111693

    NOW WE SET SAIL FOR THE NEAREST IMPERIAL WORLD, WE CAN KILL ANYONE WE DON'T NEED ALONG THE WAY.
    >> HATE HATE HATE 08/29/11(Mon)23:12 No.16111760
         File1314673967.jpg-(15 KB, 566x554, 1233650089832.jpg)
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    rolled 37 = 37

    >>16111747

    NO.
    >> Anonymous 08/29/11(Mon)23:13 No.16111764
    rolled 100 = 100

    >>16111714
    bring her back to life to kill her again
    >> Anonymous 08/29/11(Mon)23:13 No.16111767
         File1314674012.png-(135 KB, 700x700, 51bebe575068c0b5c897072503d58c(...).png)
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    rolled 27 = 27

    >>16111700
    BLOOD! WE NEED MORE BLOOD! AND SKULLS, TOO. AFTER WE FINISH OUR BLOOD, WE NEED TO HIJACK AN INQUISITION SHIP. THEY HAVE THE BEST SKULLS.
    >> Anonymous 08/29/11(Mon)23:14 No.16111772
    rolled 41 = 41

    >>16111764
    What the fuck? What the fucking fuck?
    >> Anonymous 08/29/11(Mon)23:14 No.16111773
    rolled 43 = 43

    >>16111764
    >>16111764
    oh lawd
    >> Anonymous 08/29/11(Mon)23:14 No.16111779
    rolled 16 = 16

    >>16111714
    Supporting this.

    What the fuck, guys? Why are you listening to that Khorne faggot, when he's the one that nearly killed us if it wasn't for Nurgle bailing us out?
    Khorne hasn't done jack shit for us. He's a worthless asshole that we need to ignore.
    >> Anonymous 08/29/11(Mon)23:14 No.16111780
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    >>16111764

    WHERE'S YOUR WAIFU NOW?

    OH WAIT, THERE SHE IS. ALL OVER THE WALLS.
    >> Anonymous 08/29/11(Mon)23:14 No.16111781
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    >>16111764
    >bring her back to life

    FUCK YEEEEEEE-

    >to kill her again
    -EEEEEAA wait what
    >> Anonymous 08/29/11(Mon)23:14 No.16111784
    rolled 51 = 51

    >>16111764
    I love you.
    >> Anonymous 08/29/11(Mon)23:14 No.16111785
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    >>16111764
    >> Anonymous 08/29/11(Mon)23:16 No.16111797
    rolled 16 = 16

    Rolling for bigger 100 to beat other 100
    >> Anonymous 08/29/11(Mon)23:16 No.16111798
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    KHORNE QUIT SAMEFAGGING GODDAMMIT.
    >> Anonymous 08/29/11(Mon)23:16 No.16111800
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    >> Heresy !mxBDpej4rQ 08/29/11(Mon)23:16 No.16111803
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    Okay, so I'm fairly certain all those rolls were one guy now. Not that it'll affect anything, just now you know that I know.

    >>16111764
    >>16111764
    >>16111764
    >>16111764
    What the fuck.
    >> Anonymous 08/29/11(Mon)23:16 No.16111806
    rolled 15 = 15

    >chaos quest
    >elf slave wut do
    >3 pages of my waifu
    >1 lucky roll kills her
    >abaddonquest.exe
    >> Anonymous 08/29/11(Mon)23:17 No.16111809
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    >>16111798

    WELL.

    ((Go ahead and check, I'm not double rolling son.))
    >> Anonymous 08/29/11(Mon)23:17 No.16111810
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    >>16111779
    KEEP CRYIN' BITCH NIGGA,
    >> Anonymous 08/29/11(Mon)23:17 No.16111812
    >>16111764
    haha this silly fucker didn't specify how or when we have to kill her O_o
    >> Anonymous 08/29/11(Mon)23:17 No.16111815
    rolled 50 = 50

    >>16111803
    I can't prove shit, but I rolled for it too and mostly find the caps guy to be detestable.

    The whole waifu thing was getting distracting.
    >> Anonymous 08/29/11(Mon)23:18 No.16111821
         File1314674324.jpg-(1.21 MB, 5000x5000, korea.jpg)
    1.21 MB
    >>16111806

    >Causing these decent fucking quests to be dragged down by your simply pathetic waifu shit

    Really?

    Is this what you get off to?
    >> Anonymous 08/29/11(Mon)23:19 No.16111828
    rolled 74 = 74

    >>16111815
    I don't know how many other caps guys there were, but I was
    >>16111767
    >>16111700
    >>16111676
    And none of my rolls worked. That's like saying everyone in favor of My Little Eldar quest was one person.
    >> Anonymous 08/29/11(Mon)23:20 No.16111836
    rolled 63 = 63

    >>16111828
    The waifu fags samefagged in response after she died.
    >>16111622
    Was me.
    >> Sonir !FAIwcQVJw2 08/29/11(Mon)23:20 No.16111841
    >>16111773

    Well...

    >>16111571
    >>16111597
    >>16111641
    >>16111750
    >>16111780
    >>16111809

    was me, adding trip to avoid confusion.
    >> Anonymous 08/29/11(Mon)23:21 No.16111845
    rolled 1 = 1

    Let's try to bring some sense back into this.

    Revive Bubbles, tell her to knock off the hiding secrets shit from us or we'll kill her again and replace her for real.
    >> Anonymous 08/29/11(Mon)23:22 No.16111854
    rolled 65 = 65

    >>16111845
    So, what we just brought her back as warp spawn before we kill her again now?
    >> Heresy !mxBDpej4rQ 08/29/11(Mon)23:22 No.16111856
    >>16111764
    Using your nigh-infinite powers of the Warp, you unleash a torrent of healing energy, filling Bubble's broken body with regenerating force. She begins breathing once more, and regains consciousness, only to scream in agony as you stab her again. But with the warp energies within her preventing her from dying, she comes back to life. So you kill her again. And she comes back to life. And you kill her again. And she comes back to life. Eventually her screams of pain are replaced with bored sighs, as you kill her over and over for an hour. Finally, she shouts out for you to stop.

    "Ok, what the fuck, seriously. Stop. I mean it. I can't even feel anything anymore, why do you keep doing this? I'm sorry, ok! The name I crossed off the list was my cousin's. That's all."

    >Gained: Schrodinger's Eldar
    >> Anonymous 08/29/11(Mon)23:22 No.16111858
    Khorne guy, Tzeentch is on your side....that's all im saying.
    >> Anonymous 08/29/11(Mon)23:22 No.16111859
    rolled 18 = 18

    >>16111845
    >mfw
    Nope. Apparently, we triple killed her now.
    >> Anonymous 08/29/11(Mon)23:23 No.16111865
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    >>16111845

    ...

    Fuck it, I tried.
    >> Anonymous 08/29/11(Mon)23:23 No.16111870
    rolled 30 = 30

    >anti-waifu and waifu faggots ruining the quest with shitposting arguments

    I say both factions shut the fuck up. Bubbles was a character. A character who got dickings and was our first officer. She wasn't a waifu, nor was she an incredibly important addition. So quit your bitching.

    Now then. We're completely buggering insane, but we DO need a first officer, and Bubbles has served us well. Raise her from the dead, laugh in her face and return her to her duties, even more mentally fucked than before. Because we're just dicks like that.

    THAT, or retcon the whole 'killing Bubbles' buisiness entirely and continue from where we left off, because frankly that fucked up the progress of the quest. Any and all further bits relating to Bubbles extremism, in favor or against, should be ignored. Your call, Mr. Heresy. But I want this silly-ass collectively-written narrative to live. LIVE, DAMN YOU.
    >> Anonymous 08/29/11(Mon)23:23 No.16111871
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    >>16111856

    This quest is dead to me.
    >> Anonymous 08/29/11(Mon)23:23 No.16111872
    rolled 30 = 30

    >>16111815
    Yeah, I'm expecting more Ork-Redline, more "Chaos going out your ass", more Dark Eldar torture, more heretek and more squats.
    But all I've got is more waifu.
    Kill Bubbles 20 more times until she stops doing mistakes. Then revive her and wire her feelings with all of the other Dark Eldar, so they can feel her suffering.
    >> Sonir !FAIwcQVJw2 08/29/11(Mon)23:23 No.16111878
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    >>16111856

    KILL HER AGAIN, AND MAKE HER STAY DEAD.
    >> Anonymous 08/29/11(Mon)23:23 No.16111881
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    >>16111845
    SHES DEAD GET OVER IT.
    >> Zonda-kun !!eZlho2c+a+O 08/29/11(Mon)23:23 No.16111882
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    >>16111845
    No.

    Fuck her. Literally, fuck her. Fill her up her dead body with as much cum as you can.

    Then we all gorge on it. Yeah.
    >> Anonymous 08/29/11(Mon)23:24 No.16111885
    rolled 49 = 49

    >>16111856
    Eh, keep her in a box where she can keep dying out of sight then.

    Appoint the winner of the race as her replacement on the bridge.
    >> Anonymous 08/29/11(Mon)23:24 No.16111886
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    >>16111845
    Lol critical revival failure. Rolling for accidentally turning her into a plague zombie. Nurgle's our bro, yeah?
    >> #1337 Anonymous 08/29/11(Mon)23:24 No.16111887
    rolled 22 = 22

    >>16111856
    Can we put bubbles in a box with a vial of poison gas?
    >> Heresy !mxBDpej4rQ 08/29/11(Mon)23:24 No.16111888
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    >>16111845
    I'm gonna go get a drink.
    >> Sonir !FAIwcQVJw2 08/29/11(Mon)23:24 No.16111895
    rolled 75 = 75

    >>16111878

    (Roll)
    >> Anonymous 08/29/11(Mon)23:25 No.16111898
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    >>16111856

    OK LET'S GET BACK TO THE RACE.

    Nothing to see here, let's just continue on and everything's ok right? Right.
    >> Anonymous 08/29/11(Mon)23:26 No.16111904
    >Trainwreck: The quest
    >> Anonymous 08/29/11(Mon)23:27 No.16111920
    >>16111904

    And it started off so well too.

    That's how all the best quests go, they're awesome for the first few threads, and then shit hits the fan and all our carefully-laid plans get destroyed by one asshole with a lucky roll.
    >> Anonymous 08/29/11(Mon)23:28 No.16111928
    rolled 92 = 92

    >>16111870
    Can we just all agree on this?
    She's alive again, and we tortured her by killing her a couple of times. Now that we have asserted our dominance, it's time for the RACE!
    >> Sonir !FAIwcQVJw2 08/29/11(Mon)23:28 No.16111932
    >>16111898

    ((Not so fast buddy, there are few people who are very unhappy with the way things are run around here. Now It wasn't my intention to derail this crazy train but HOT DAMN does waifu/Eldar love quest rustle my jimmies. Hope you understand.))
    >> Anonymous 08/29/11(Mon)23:28 No.16111933
    rolled 35 = 35

    >>16111898
    Look, the race is fine and all, but what about our preparations?
    We didn't get a chance to see how well our stealth camo suits worked out for our kommandos, and we were going to get power armor for our IG troops.
    And then there's still the problem of having enough firepower to wipe out the 200 billion Dark Eldar at Commoragh.
    We need more ships, more troops, and more dakka.
    >> Anonymous 08/29/11(Mon)23:29 No.16111944
    rolled 27 = 27

    >>16111928
    NO, the waifu shit will start up again.

    Besides, we still have a crit failure to account for.
    >> Anonymous 08/29/11(Mon)23:29 No.16111948
    rolled 39 = 39

    >>16111920
    The issue would be the fact that he's taking the highest rolls as actions instead of consensus, which always fucks things over when you get people like the khorne asshole in the thread.
    >> Anonymous 08/29/11(Mon)23:30 No.16111958
    rolled 83 = 83

    Rolling to commit hari kari.
    >> Anonymous 08/29/11(Mon)23:30 No.16111961
    rolled 71 = 71

    >>16111933
    agreed, better check up on how things are going and get ready.
    >> Anonymous 08/29/11(Mon)23:31 No.16111968
    rolled 24 = 24

    >>16111932
    Fuck you, you're part of the problem.
    >> Anonymous 08/29/11(Mon)23:31 No.16111971
    rolled 67 = 67

    >>16111958
    Poor ronery can not into life without his waifu.
    >> Anonymous 08/29/11(Mon)23:31 No.16111973
    rolled 58 = 58

    >>16111948
    Fuck it, people are acting like assholes, imma go with this guy

    kill thyself and end the horseshit.
    >> Sonir !FAIwcQVJw2 08/29/11(Mon)23:31 No.16111976
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    >>16111968

    ((I am the problem.))
    >> Anonymous 08/29/11(Mon)23:33 No.16112001
    rolled 79 = 79

    guys, can we just get back to the race? bubbles is now immortal because of us, therefor she got better
    >> Anonymous 08/29/11(Mon)23:34 No.16112007
    rolled 28 = 28

    >>16112001
    Nope, we still have the matter of that 1 to attend to.
    >> Anonymous 08/29/11(Mon)23:34 No.16112014
    rolled 93 = 93

    Can we ignore this whole thread and just start over again? Preferably later when all the morons have gone? And preferably permabanning Khorne from anything, as he is a faggot?
    >> Anonymous 08/29/11(Mon)23:35 No.16112020
    rolled 18 = 18

    rolling for heresy to take consensus on ideas rather than just highest rolls (which was rather silly to begin with because he also used the roll to determine the success of the action.
    >> Anonymous 08/29/11(Mon)23:35 No.16112021
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    >>16111845
    >quest thread deemed failure once it no longer involves elf waifu
    >mfw /tg/ never does change
    >> Sonir !FAIwcQVJw2 08/29/11(Mon)23:35 No.16112022
    >>16112007

    ((Indeed.))

    >>16111764

    ((And the whole point of killing someone is so they DON'T GET BACK UP))
    >> Heresy !mxBDpej4rQ 08/29/11(Mon)23:35 No.16112023
    Alright, fuck it. Khorne guy? I'm ignoring you. This shit is fucking ridiculous, and you're fucking retarded.

    The same goes for you, Hurr Durr Waifu guys.

    I'm sick of this crap. It's bullshit. I wanted to run a fun quest for you guys, and now all you're doing is arguing about shit that doesn't even matter.

    I don't give a fuck if you hate character X or love character Y, when you're being a dick for the sole purpose of angering other players, you're BEING. A. DICK.

    So PLEASE /tg/. Try to stop trolling each other for long enough for me to run this quest.

    I'm gonna ignore this whole debacle now, and delete this thread.



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