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    2.86 MB Moar Abaddon Quest OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 08/10/11(Wed)21:06 No.15894168  
    >>15891865
    CONTINUING
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)21:07 No.15894194
    rolled 19 = 19

    >>15894069
    >>15894057
    Tzeentch gave his blessing, pull forth the servant of the Hug God from the warp!
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)21:08 No.15894208
    Mother fucking Hug God.

    What the hell, Abaddon? WHY?
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)21:09 No.15894213
    rolled 6 = 6

    Fuck this Hug God shit. It's Slaanesh. It has to be Slaanesh. Hell, the Hug God IS Slaanesh. Excess of hugging.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)21:09 No.15894215
    >>15894208
    Because.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)21:09 No.15894221
    rolled 21 = 21

    bash bitches skull in.
    >> Spawn_More_Synaps 08/10/11(Wed)21:10 No.15894225
    rolled 70 = 70

    Which God was it? If it's Slaanesh tell Kharn that it was a fales alarm.
    also archive that last thread.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)21:11 No.15894246
    rolled 68 = 68

    >>15894225
    Agreed. If it's Slaanesh, then Ahriman most definitely did NOT make it with that woman. Slaanesh made it with both of them. And probably him/herself. ...And probably Eliphas and us, too.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)21:12 No.15894250
    rolled 66 = 66

    >>15894213

    Slaanesh is not even born but already powned. The eldar empire won't colapse in rape and suffering but in tenderness and love!
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)21:12 No.15894256
    rolled 63 = 63

    >>15894194
    DO IT! PUNCH THE WARP! RECEIVE SERVANT OF THE NEW GOD!
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)21:12 No.15894261
    rolled 49 = 49

    >>15894225
    Well it has to be slaanesh, but that still does not mean we cant have a pay per view betting duel between ahriman and kharn.

    They both want to fuck the other one up, so why not get them n a cage as entertainment and sensory overload for the Stockholm syndrome still in shock after the rape orgy eldars to finally crack them open to chaos?
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 08/10/11(Wed)21:13 No.15894271
    >>15894069
    Wanting to find out which God has been born, you decide it's time to punch the warp once more.

    You pull back Sindri and thrust it forward into the nearby warp tear. Psychic ripples cause the tear to expand further and Sindri's vicious scream echos through it.

    You fondle your arm around in the warp until you touch something. You immediately grab onto the thing and start pulling.

    You eventually manage to yank the thing out of the warp. A goo-covered humanoid shape slips out of the warp and lands before you. The daemon-thing quickly looks up at you.

    It's a daemonette.

    "Yes?"
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)21:14 No.15894279
    rolled 79 = 79

    >>15894250
    >>15894246
    Huggs and plushy loving slaanesh with hug obsessed and plushy demonettes.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)21:14 No.15894283
    rolled 3 = 3

    >>15894261

    NO NO NO! It's not slaanesh it's Celestia the hug bringer because >>15894250 says so.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)21:15 No.15894292
    rolled 57 = 57

    >>15894271
    Give the demonete a hug, then inform everyone the first chaos god has been born.
    >> Spawn_More_Synaps 08/10/11(Wed)21:15 No.15894297
    rolled 83 = 83

    >>15894271
    Sorry Kharn false alarm. It was Slaanesh fresh from the warp womb.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)21:15 No.15894299
    rolled 53 = 53

    >>15894271
    Thank the Warp Gods. "Right, if you're here, that means that the Prince of Excess has decided to exist. Be a dear and lead me and mine out of this mess?" Also, tell Kharn it was a false alarm. Ahriman did not make it with his woman, a Warp God did. By the by, is said woman still alive?
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)21:16 No.15894316
    rolled 41 = 41

    >>15894271

    There. Now we have a Demonette after all that constant sweet sweet love making.

    Now that Abaddon technically has a love slave and a wife, can we refrain from inflicting sweet sweet love on everyone we meet and release it upon those two and occasional special someone? it is getting kind of a hindrance in progressing to larger stuff.
    >> Spawn_More_Synaps 08/10/11(Wed)21:17 No.15894326
    rolled 68 = 68

    >>15894299
    giving you my rolls>>15894297
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)21:19 No.15894350
    rolled 60 = 60

    OP. I am disappoint. Much of the holy rolls were for the hug god but you made slaanesh instead. \ _ /
    >> Spawn_More_Synaps 08/10/11(Wed)21:19 No.15894354
    rolled 41 = 41

    >>15894316
    We just helped MAKE SLAANESH, HOW IS THAT NOT PROGRESS!!??
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)21:20 No.15894365
    rolled 96 = 96

    >>15894350
    >implying hug god and Slaanesh are not the same thing

    Speak with the daemonette, tell it your are a champion of it's master.
    >> Spawn_More_Synaps 08/10/11(Wed)21:24 No.15894402
    rolled 54 = 54

    >>15894299
    one more supporting roll
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)21:25 No.15894414
    rolled 78 = 78

    Slaneesh confirmed for hug god, hug that demonette and say that you are so happy that her master is born, then tell her to go make a plushie while you got make sure the Eldar seer is all right.
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 08/10/11(Wed)21:26 No.15894427
    >>15894365
    You inform the daemon of Slaanesh that you are one of it's master's champions. The daemonette laughs.

    "You're the champion of a being that was just born? Don't be so silly." it says "You and your kindred did cause my prince to come into this existence, however. Perhaps I could extend his thanks to you for doing so?"
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)21:26 No.15894430
    rolled 21 = 21

    You made slaanesh born but it is totally fucked up. He/she doesn't even want inflict or receive pain/rape. The little daemonette start hugging you and asks you to become her friends for life with a big honest smile on her face.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)21:27 No.15894445
    rolled 49 = 49

    >>15894427
    Don't be a bitch, Me and Slaanesh are homies.

    We just dropped in from the future.

    WE wanted to rape some eldar.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)21:28 No.15894453
    rolled 97 = 97

    It's not fun when Abaddon isn't that guy.

    Also, all my support to >>15894430
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)21:28 No.15894459
    rolled 71 = 71

    >>15894427
    We are from the future bitch, and we have 3 more chaos gods to bring into existence.

    Now come here and give Abaddon a hug before I burst into tears from happiness.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)21:30 No.15894469
    rolled 99 = 99

    >>15894459
    >>15894430
    COMBINE!

    HUGS FOR THE HUGS GOD! PLUSHIES FOR THE PLUSHIES THRONE!
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)21:30 No.15894477
    rolled 19 = 19

    >>15894427
    "Sure, right, thanks, wonderful. Hail Slaanesh and all that. Could you maybe help me get my ship out of this warp storm? Or, I dunno, wake her up?" Jerk a thumb at the Eldar. Also- inform Kharn that there was no Ahriman sex. We were just kidding with him, like the asshole we are.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)21:31 No.15894481
    rolled 21 = 21

    >And then they roam accross the earth rapping dinosaurs while hugging daemonettes.
    >The dinosaurs become the most willing servants of the hug god.

    ps: Slaanesh hugged khaine to death and khorne is showed true love through hugging and is now a god of family and protection.
    >> Spawn_More_Synaps 08/10/11(Wed)21:31 No.15894485
    rolled 67 = 67

    >>15894427
    inform the daemonette that we came from the future to help slaanesh be borne sooner, then let kharn know so he won't kill Ahriman, Brofist Ahriman for helping to birth Slaanesh, wake the High Seer, and WAIT that mean's the ship is RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING EYE OF TERROR IN ORBIT AROUND EARTH!!!!
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)21:32 No.15894490
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    99 KB
    rolled 94 = 94

    >>15894469
    Holy shit
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)21:33 No.15894500
    rolled 67 = 67

    >>15894469

    For the love of the hug god YES!
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)21:33 No.15894507
    rolled 22 = 22

    I just remembered something, when Slaanesh was born it created the Eye of Terror. Aren't we still at Terra?
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)21:33 No.15894510
    rolled 88 = 88

    >>15894485
    Eh... maybe we should move the Eye of Terror then, also it seems to be smaller than I remember it.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)21:35 No.15894527
    >>15894510
    Fuck, should have taken my dice out.
    >> Spawn_More_Synaps 08/10/11(Wed)21:35 No.15894531
    rolled 69 = 69

    >>15894510
    OF COURSE, Slaanesh may be born but is still in a infant state, must be somthing to do with being WAY early and being catilized by a group hug.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)21:35 No.15894535
    rolled 31 = 31

    >>15894507
    >>15894510

    It's because it's not the eye of terror but the GAZE OF LOVE!
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 08/10/11(Wed)21:36 No.15894541
    >>15894469
    You tell the daemonette that you are from the future, and plan to create more chaos gods.

    The goop starts dripping off the daemon's body. It walks over to you and warps it's arms around you, hugging tightly. It's only now that you realize that the daemonette isn't undressed like it should be, and that it is as small as a child.

    It looks up to you as it hugs your legs, smiling brightly. "Can we be friends?"
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)21:38 No.15894556
    rolled 42 = 42

    >>15894541
    FUUUUU- KILL IT. KILL IT NOW. FIX THIS FAGGOTRY WITH SSSSSINDRIIIII
    >> Spawn_More_Synaps 08/10/11(Wed)21:39 No.15894568
    rolled 28 = 28

    >>15894541
    It is confermed, Slaanesh has been born far more young at heart, it still did "things" to us, so it must not be all hugs and rainbows.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)21:40 No.15894583
         File1313026849.png-(91 KB, 500x400, Loli_D_Commissar[1].png)
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    rolled 30 = 30

    >>15894541
    oh GOD WHAT HAVE WE DONE.

    ASK THE DAEMONETTE WHO ITS MASTER IS.

    also hey /tg/ wrapped itself right back to its origins. loli daemonette is BACK.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)21:40 No.15894586
    rolled 53 = 53

    >>15894556
    Agreed. Little weird daemonette thing, meet boot. Then use the arm to fix Slaanesh.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)21:41 No.15894590
    rolled 76 = 76

    >>15894541
    Make a wtf expression and then say yes with an uncertain tone.

    After that make sure that Seer is fine.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)21:42 No.15894599
    rolled 17 = 17

    >>15894556

    As you were about to crush her head with Sindri you remember how your father never loved you or hug you and this young daemonette remember you yourself. Your crushing hand then transform into an open palm as you softly pat on her head. You say "YES OF COURSE!" and you carry her on your back piggyback style and you both yell "hug for the hug god!"
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)21:42 No.15894600
    rolled 42 = 42

    >>15894541
    awww, she's adorable, does she has a name?
    >> Spawn_More_Synaps 08/10/11(Wed)21:42 No.15894605
    rolled 96 = 96

    >>15894541
    We must let the new Slaanesh be exposed to the Eldar, rember they are at the hight of power and by extension depravity, S/He will learn soon to be the freak we all know.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)21:42 No.15894607
    rolled 8 = 8

    >>15894541
    Instruct it politely to remove the lower half of its garments and that adults like it more when they hug like this.

    Also, try to ask any Noise Marines if they feel weird.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)21:42 No.15894615
    rolled 19 = 19

    >>15894599
    This should please the hug god, DO IT!
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)21:43 No.15894626
    rolled 36 = 36

    rape tiem followed by bashing the bitches skull in.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)21:44 No.15894633
    rolled 71 = 71

    >>15894599
    Rolling in support of this.

    HUGS FOR THE HUGS GOD! PLUSHIES FOR THE PLUSHIES THRONE!
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)21:44 No.15894640
    rolled 39 = 39

    >>15894541
    Hmm well we made A chaos god. Find out its name

    Hug back, if it needs hugs we'll want it to be powerful, its hugs will squish our enemies.

    But rape the daemonette, might as well continue trying to birth slaanesh.

    Also order the crew to begin hugging.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)21:44 No.15894641
    rolled 44 = 44

    >>15894599
    Fuck. That. If we don't fix this, we've fucked everything up. Can you imagine Lucius as *shudder* friendly? Or, horror of horrors, Doomrider without cocaine? This is what your Hug God hath wrought.
    >> Spawn_More_Synaps 08/10/11(Wed)21:44 No.15894642
    rolled 10 = 10

    >>15894605
    to start use the warp power to rapidly age the little Daemonette.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)21:44 No.15894645
    rolled 69 = 69

    >>15894599

    You are like an opposite Matt Ward...

    This is so terribly shitty and awkward that I give you my support.

    HUGS FOR THE HUGS GOD! PLUSHIES FOR THE PLUSHIES THRONE!
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)21:44 No.15894646
    rolled 70 = 70

    >>15894541
    Grab it with sindri and fill it's mind with the darkness, the depravity, and all the hate you have in you. All the rape, all the killing, all the needless suffering, all the anger.
    WE WILL MAKE SLAANESH INTO THE GOD THIS UNIVERSE DESERVES BY BEARING OUR SOUL.
    WE ARE SLAANESH, NOW BE AS I AM.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)21:46 No.15894656
    rolled 100 = 100

    ...I don't believe it. Rolling to disbelieve the Daemonette's glamer. Clearly this is all just a weird Warp hallucination. No way Slaanesh has been replaced by a Hug God. We did too much rape for that.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)21:46 No.15894659
    rolled 54 = 54

    >>15894646
    Re-rolling, enough of this pussy hugging crap.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)21:47 No.15894676
    rolled 18 = 18

    >>15894541
    Tell the daemonette that yes we will be friends, Special friends.

    Then hug them really really hard.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)21:47 No.15894677
    rolled 64 = 64

    >>15894641
    Don't worry so much, embrace the idea of Slaanesh being the hug god and we will receive Slaanesh blessing.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)21:47 No.15894678
    rolled 41 = 41

    >>15894656
    I support this, this entire facade of hugs and us crying and sharing our feelings has clearly been some warpfueled nightmare. time to wake up
    >> Spawn_More_Synaps 08/10/11(Wed)21:48 No.15894688
    rolled 42 = 42

    >>15894656
    YES!! the "hug" was actualy an attempt at molestation.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)21:48 No.15894691
    rolled 71 = 71

    >>15894646

    But even if the god is young it's way more powerfull than you it's the opposite that actually happened! You are now kind and friendly! Then >>15894599 ensue.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)21:48 No.15894698
    rolled 92 = 92

    >>15894646
    Supporting this.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)21:50 No.15894719
    >>15894213
    Bitches don't know 'bout grandpappy Nurgle's love for all living things.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)21:50 No.15894720
    Just off the record for now.
    Seriously guys, the waifu simulator got tiresome after a little, and the rapeeverything has been met with the appropriate about of scorn.
    But let's not make this into Hello Kitty Quest.
    Please? for the dark gods?
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)21:50 No.15894724
    rolled 64 = 64

    >>15894646
    THIS
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)21:50 No.15894728
    rolled 25 = 25

    >>15894656
    You may disbelieve but the hug god is very real, you will need more than that to change what Slaanesh has become.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)21:50 No.15894729
    rolled 99 = 99

    >>15894677
    Guys, we have to stop being so schizophrenic. Either the eldar orgy themselves to death, or hug themselves too hard. Make your mind up.
    Rolling for >>15894599
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)21:51 No.15894736
    rolled 13 = 13

    I can't believe there are so much people against the hug god. Warhammer will never be the grimderp hell of war we know. It will be a living paradise with only loli demons hugging you! I fully support the gentle abaddon scenario.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)21:51 No.15894740
    >>15894729
    What the fuck did I just do?
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)21:52 No.15894750
    rolled 10 = 10

    >>15894729
    I think Tzeench is enjoying the new face of Slaanesh
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)21:52 No.15894751
    rolled 51 = 51

    >>15894729
    I rather hope that the Tzeentchian blessing of the 99s is enough to trump the aforementioned 100, so that Slaanesh may finish CHANGING into the more hopeful HUG GOD.

    Of course, hugs can be kinda sexy too.
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 08/10/11(Wed)21:52 No.15894752
    >>15894656
    As the daemonette continues it's hugging you feel a sudden pain. You look down once more and see the tiny kawaii daemonette before you vanish as a proper one takes it's place. The daemonette appears to be shoving it's blades into your legs and erotically licking the blood.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)21:53 No.15894754
    >>15894729
    I hate you. So much.

    OP, cease this bullshit, please overrule all blessed posts that are for stupid shit. What happens once Nurgle blesses a "For the emprah" post? It has to end somewhere.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)21:53 No.15894755
    rolled 3 = 3

    >>15894740
    Now ya fucked up. Rolling to undo that 99. Please, Tzeentch?
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)21:53 No.15894760
    >>15894752
    YES! THIS! CANON! NOW!
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)21:54 No.15894764
    rolled 61 = 61

    >rolled 99 = 99
    >Rolling for >>15894599

    WHAT HAVE YOU DONE! YOU CONDEMNED US ALL!

    (I'm with you)
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)21:54 No.15894765
    >>15894755
    Tzeentch favored that post.

    THIS IS WHAT CHAOS DOES.

    chaos doesn't bend to your will, it does whatever the fuck it does.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)21:54 No.15894767
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    rolled 96 = 96

    >>15894740
    You summoned Tzeench blessing and ensured our next action will be befriending the loli demonette and shouting hugs for the hug god, plushies for the plushies throne all over the ship.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)21:54 No.15894770
    rolled 78 = 78

    >>15894752
    Wipe the sweat off our brow. "Whew, for a second there- GET OFF." Kick it off. "For a second there, I thought you were some kinda hug demon." Look around. "Now, where the fuck am I?"
    >> Spawn_More_Synaps 08/10/11(Wed)21:55 No.15894781
    rolled 16 = 16

    >>15894752
    So, about MOVING THE SHIP BEFORE THE EYE OF TERROR CONSUMES THE EARTH!!!
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)21:57 No.15894808
    >>15894752
    Rolling for mental breakdown.
    STOP BLOWING HOLES IN MY SHIP YOU FUCKS!

    proceed to go and find the warpstorm and PUNCH IT TO DEATH.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)21:57 No.15894814
    rolled 92 = 92

    >>15894754
    When that happens we receive the emperor, simple as that.

    >>15894729
    Tzeentch has blessed this roll, do it!
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)21:58 No.15894817
    rolled 58 = 58

    >>15894808
    derp, forgot my roll
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)21:58 No.15894820
    rolled 90 = 90

    >>15894808
    This. I propose we go back to punching things to solve our problems.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)21:59 No.15894838
    >>15894814
    But there's no reason for that shit to happen, Abaddon the Despoiler Warmaster of Chaos and the guy who has been single handedly punching his way through problems this entire campaign wouldn't just up and become a fucking loyalist for no reason.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)21:59 No.15894846
    rolled 1 = 1

    >>15894752
    wonder where the fuck our Armour went and then punch the warp.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)22:00 No.15894854
    rolled 84 = 84

    >>15894808
    I'm with this guy, there has not been nearly enough violence recently.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)22:00 No.15894861
    rolled 20 = 20

    fuck the daemonette
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)22:00 No.15894862
    rolled 58 = 58

    >>15894729

    It has the warp benediction! You must do it in the name of the dark gods!
    >> Spawn_More_Synaps 08/10/11(Wed)22:01 No.15894865
    rolled 58 = 58

    >>15894781
    ReRoll
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)22:01 No.15894867
    rolled 85 = 85

    >>15894752
    Coat our fist in warp goo, and start punching the warpstorm. I feel sciency
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)22:02 No.15894871
    rolled 39 = 39

    >>15894808
    >>15894820
    >>15894854
    GoGo Abaddon Fist!
    >> Spawn_More_Synaps 08/10/11(Wed)22:03 No.15894883
    rolled 40 = 40

    >>15894862
    >>15894865
    Dicemind?
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 08/10/11(Wed)22:04 No.15894889
    >>15894814
    As the daemonette continues stabbing your legs it transforms once more. The child-like tiny daemonette from earlier now stands again before you, it's arms extended upwards.

    "Hugs for the hug god!" it says.

    You pick up the daemonette and place it on your back, giving it a piggy-back ride. You both cheer.

    *HUGS FOR THE HUG GOD!*
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)22:05 No.15894904
    rolled 52 = 52

    >>15894889
    No, just no.

    The execution of the child before the rape and dismemberment of her corpse.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)22:06 No.15894910
    rolled 29 = 29

    >>15894889
    Ah.

    I see.

    We're on a slaaneshi warp/acid trip.

    Kill the daemonette.
    >> Spawn_More_Synaps 08/10/11(Wed)22:06 No.15894916
    rolled 79 = 79

    >>15894889
    Ask Ahriman for an explanation for the scitzophrenic shapshifing Daemonett.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)22:06 No.15894918
    rolled 16 = 16

    >>15894889
    It's official. We're fucking insane. Ahriman and Eliphas must be watching us play with another glob of warp goo/Slaanesh spooge. Great. Maybe one of them should knock some sense into us.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)22:06 No.15894922
    rolled 56 = 56

    >>15894889
    If we're going to be Abaddon the Bi-polar fine, take the small childgod and have our child absorb it so it may rise to the chair of godhood.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)22:06 No.15894924
    rolled 51 = 51

    >>15894889
    Now that that's taken care of, make sure the Seer is alive.

    Also if the warp storm is engulfing our entire ship, maybe we could use the ship to move the warp storm? Call the bridge and tell them to move the ship away from earth, and we will punch the warp till it sticks to our ship if we have to!
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)22:07 No.15894929
    rolled 54 = 54

    >>15894889
    Next post it's going to be cutting off our heads KILL THE BITCH NOW
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)22:07 No.15894930
    rolled 67 = 67

    >>15894918
    >>15894910
    Crazy-mind? Perhaps we should wake up, then.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)22:07 No.15894938
    rolled 47 = 47

    >>15894889

    It is unstable! Yelled Ahriman. If you inflict it enough pain it will turn back to it's real sel... You punched him in the face with the force of khorne himself. "No we don't!" HUGS FOR THE HUGS GOD!
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)22:08 No.15894942
    rolled 67 = 67

    >>15894889
    The daemonette is now diamonds.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)22:09 No.15894959
    >>15894938
    We have our most intelligent sorcerors on the ship trying to decipher exactly what the fuck it is you just said.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)22:09 No.15894963
    rolled 47 = 47

    rape the daemonette. it IS slaneesh after all,,,
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)22:10 No.15894970
    rolled 1 = 1

    >>15894963
    THIS
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)22:10 No.15894971
    rolled 6 = 6

    >>15894942
    A diamond dozen, perhaps?
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)22:10 No.15894977
    rolled 70 = 70

    >>15894889
    Clearly this changing back and forth is the result of the new Slaanesh being called into existence from a group hug and the one the people around you beloved in being totally diffident. In time Slaanesh will become both the old Slaanesh AND the Hug God.

    Give the loli demonette to your sonaughter while you check up on the Seer and work with Ahriman to figure out how to move the Eye of Chaos before it engulfs Terra.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)22:10 No.15894979
    rolled 15 = 15

    Punch ourself in the face.
    We deserve it.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)22:11 No.15894993
    rolled 56 = 56

    >>15894977
    Sounds about right, just put the demonette down before it changes again.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)22:12 No.15895002
    rolled 68 = 68

    >>15894889
    Alright new plan, we go "hug" the warpstorm with our friend. And by that, I mean crush it with sindri.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)22:12 No.15895003
    rolled 9 = 9

    Either Ahriman or SSSSSSSINDRIIII needs to fix this. Get rid of all the crazy bipolarism and set things right. And by 'right', I mean as fucked up sick as Slaanesh normally is.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)22:12 No.15895006
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    rolled 78 = 78

    I WANT TO PLAY A SLAANESH ARMY MADE ENTIRELY OF HUG UNITS!

    Seriously /tg/, we have too much imagination.

    I'm going to sleep now. This thread better still be here tomorrow. (and saved!)

    HUGS FOR THE HUGS GOD!
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 08/10/11(Wed)22:13 No.15895013
    >>15894916
    Confused by what's happening, you turn to Ahriman and ask him why the daemonette is shapeshifting.

    However the sorcerer appears to be busy himself. He appears to be rubbing his hands over a floating glob of warp goo. "Why yes Asuya, I would like to split open your book and take a nice long read..."
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)22:14 No.15895017
    rolled 77 = 77

    >>15894889
    Let's do some motherfucking reality checks, you know, to make sure we aren't actually unconscious or high whilst something is raping/assaulting our body.

    If it is then we can Warp-punch the shit out of it. If not then attempt to become more sane and get rid of the hug daemon (before it turns into something dangerous on our back).
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)22:14 No.15895021
    rolled 90 = 90

    >>15894970
    re rollan
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)22:15 No.15895036
    rolled 22 = 22

    >>15895013
    Put down the demonette before it changes again and tell it to got find you sonaughter.

    Then ask Ahriman what he is up to and say that it better have something to do with moving the Eye of Terror away from Terra.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)22:15 No.15895038
    rolled 9 = 9

    >>15895013
    That has got to be the dorkiest sexual innuendo ever.

    Hit Ahriman for being such a dork.
    >> Spawn_More_Synaps 08/10/11(Wed)22:15 No.15895040
    rolled 67 = 67

    >>15895013
    It would seem we ARE going to get that face-off, in the mean time get his attention and demand an exlpenation for the daemonette
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)22:15 No.15895042
    rolled 76 = 76

    >>15895017
    this can apply to >>15895013 as well.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)22:16 No.15895047
    rolled 35 = 35

    >>15895013
    FUCKING KNEW IT. So yeah, can we wake up now? And maybe stop fucking with the goo ball 'daemonette'?
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)22:16 No.15895060
    rolled 100 = 100

    Goddammit I leave for one hour and you've gone and created a loli daemonette.

    Well at least we aren't raping it yet.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)22:17 No.15895075
    >>15895060

    ... I'll just show myself out then.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)22:18 No.15895078
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    rolled 20 = 20

    >>15895060
    this post gave me an idea

    RAPE THE LOLI DAEMONETTE

    FOR SLAANESH
    >> Spawn_More_Synaps 08/10/11(Wed)22:18 No.15895081
    rolled 86 = 86

    >>15895060
    I'm going to borrow your roll since your not using it>>15895040
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)22:18 No.15895084
    >>15895017
    Father looks after his own, by his festering nutsack can we dispell this illusionary bullshit now?
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)22:18 No.15895086
    rolled 25 = 25

    >>15895013
    Dammit Ahriman has been influenced by Slaanesh, slap some sense into him and tell him we need to move the EYE OF TERROR before it engulfs the earth.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)22:18 No.15895092
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    >>15895060

    WHELP, I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY WITH WHAT YOU'VE DONE.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)22:20 No.15895117
    rolled 88 = 88

    PUNCH THE WARP UNTIL THE WARP STORM STARTS MOVING AWAY FROM YOUR SHIP AND AWAY FROM TERRA!
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)22:20 No.15895119
    rolled 33 = 33

    >>15895017

    Saddly... This IS reality.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)22:22 No.15895139
    rolled 12 = 12

    >>15895117
    Khorne strong with this one is.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)22:22 No.15895141
    rolled 16 = 16

    >>15895117
    >>15895017
    Combine these two, for the dark gods!
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 08/10/11(Wed)22:22 No.15895142
    >>15895017
    As you run around with a daemonette on your back and Ahriman starts boning a glob, you slowly begin to come to your senses.

    You soon look back at the daemonette on your back and realize that it's another floating pile of warp goo.

    You tear the goo off your back. You start looking around the room. Ahriman is now screwing his goo glob, Eliphas appears to be hugging his, and another appears to be creeping over Asuya's body.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)22:23 No.15895156
    rolled 54 = 54

    Oh my god. We check reality and find out that we aren't under some kind of illusion and the decide to punch the storm with a loli-D. piggybacking on our back.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)22:23 No.15895157
    rolled 70 = 70

    >>15895142
    OP, it has been decided. Warp-punching must commense.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)22:23 No.15895164
    rolled 24 = 24

    >>15895142
    We need to get the warp storm off our ship, WITH KHORNE'S BLESSING! >>15895117
    >> Spawn_More_Synaps 08/10/11(Wed)22:24 No.15895165
    rolled 100 = 100

    >>15895142
    Use the arm to get everyone back to they're senses.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)22:24 No.15895171
    rolled 11 = 11

    >>15895142
    Alright then, we need to tidy this up/feed it to our lovecratian spawn
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)22:25 No.15895174
    rolled 83 = 83

    >>15895142

    "GUYS, STOP HAVING SEX WITH THEM AND TAKE A GOOD LOOK AROUND."

    Add bitchslaps as needed in order to bring everyone else around to their senses.
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 08/10/11(Wed)22:25 No.15895184
    >>15895117
    >>15895165
    (FUCK IT, I WILL COMBINE THESE TWO. EXPECT LONG-ISH POST)
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)22:25 No.15895186
    rolled 88 = 88

    >>15895117
    Let's rope together some jetpacks, put them on and find the nearest airlock, we need to go out there and PUNCH THAT FUCKING WARP-STORM INTO PLACE IN PERSON!

    Nobody Fucks with Abaddon's shit, not even the warp.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)22:26 No.15895195
    >>15895186
    >>15895184

    ahahahaha
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)22:26 No.15895196
    rolled 96 = 96

    >>15895186
    haha oh wow
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)22:27 No.15895206
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    rolled 54 = 54

    >>15895186
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)22:27 No.15895210
    rolled 99 = 99

    >>15895186

    Wow, Khorne really likes us punching the shit out of the warp.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)22:28 No.15895213
    rolled 82 = 82

    >>15895210

    ...and apparently, so does Tzeentch.

    O_______o
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)22:29 No.15895221
    rolled 27 = 27

    >>15895210
    >>15895186
    >>15895117


    BLESSINGS, BLESSINGS EVERYWHERE!
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)22:29 No.15895224
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    rolled 1 = 1

    >>15895117
    >>15895186
    >>15895210
    TRIPLE BLESSED WARP PUNCHING!
    >> Spawn_More_Synaps 08/10/11(Wed)22:30 No.15895241
    rolled 10 = 10

    >>15895221
    some one needs to make a Buzz and Woody shoop for this
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)22:31 No.15895255
    rolled 55 = 55

    >>15895241
    with Abaddon and Ahriman?

    or maybe Kharn?
    >> Servant Of The Emperor 08/10/11(Wed)22:31 No.15895260
    >>15895210
    Man, Tzeentch really likes pointing out the obvious.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)22:32 No.15895277
    rolled 8 = 8

    >>15895255
    Abaddon as Buzz, Ahriman as Woody.

    After all, Ahriman is likely the one who constantly has enough of our shit.
    >> Spawn_More_Synaps 08/10/11(Wed)22:33 No.15895291
    rolled 70 = 70

    >>15895255
    Abaddon as buzz Ahriman as woody
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)22:36 No.15895311
    rolled 61 = 61

    SO MUCH BLESSING. CLEARLY, OP, THIS IS A SIGN FROM THE GODS. WE MUST RESUME PUNCHING OUR WAY AROUND THE GALAXY. LET THE GALAXY GET ITS FUCKING LIGHTS KNOCKED OUT.
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 08/10/11(Wed)22:46 No.15895444
    Enough of this shit.

    You've had enough of this Slaaneshi mindfuck warp bullshit. Slaanesh may be a god of Chaos, but if he thinks that he fuck with your ship/mind/reality and get away with it, then he's fucking wrong.

    You decide it's time to wake those other chucklefucks up. You run over to Ahriman as he sticks his dick into a glob, slapping him across the face with Sindri. The sorcerer shouts and topples over as you now run over to Asuya.

    The Seer appears to be semi-conscious as the glob covers her. "Oh Elva...you shouldn't do that, we could get in trouble if the other Seers fou-"

    You rip off the warp glob and slap Asuya across the face. Before she can respond you run over to Eliphas who is hugging his goo.

    "You mean you're proud of me Abaddon? Oh gods, I'm so ha-"

    You smack Eliphas across the face, knocking him down and dispersing the glob of warp goo. Soon all three are back up and aware once more. They look around at the warp goo and wisp covered chamber with looks of confusion and disappointment.

    Well fuck that. You immediately shout at Eliphas and demand that he brings you four raptor jump-packs. The chaos lord nods quickly before exiting.
    (need to break for a few minutes, having dinner)
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)22:52 No.15895529
    rolled 50 = 50

    >>15895444
    >"Oh Elva...you shouldn't do that, we could get in trouble if the other Seers fou-"
    >Elva
    Wait what?
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)22:53 No.15895540
    rolled 34 = 34

    >>15895444

    Oh sweet Chaos Gods yes.

    It's better than I could possibly have imagined.
    >> Spawn_More_Synaps 08/10/11(Wed)22:54 No.15895555
    rolled 39 = 39

    >>15895444
    Give the goop to Noddaba.

    for a while I was worried that the Goo was the Piss of Tzeentch
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)22:54 No.15895557
    rolled 79 = 79

    >>15895444
    As soon as OP is back from dinner we got a warp storm to punch on a new course.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)22:58 No.15895607
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    rolled 95 = 95

    >>15895444
    GLORIOUS.
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 08/10/11(Wed)23:28 No.15896009
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    >>15895444
    Eliphas soon returns with the requested jump-packs. You strap one onto your own armour and have the remaining three given to the others.

    You tell them that the warp has fucked with you, and now you are going to fuck it back. You tell them you're going to fly out of the ship and punch the Slaaneshi storm until it runs away like the bitch it is.

    Before any of the chucklefucks can speak up, you start running over to the airlock and yell at them to follow you.

    Once you've reached the airlock you grab onto the nearest door with Sindri and pull, ripping the entire thing, servos and all, from it's place. You ram the second airlock door with Sindri fist-first, punch straight through the metal. You then tear a bigger hole with the bound arm which you can fit through.

    Once your in space you kick off the ship and activate your jump-pack. As you boost away you see the others slowly following behind.

    You find yourself surrounded by warp wisps and floating goo. This displeases you. You smash a warp glob apart as you swing Sindri at it, then pull the arm back.

    With all your might you thrust forward with your fist. The warp is punched and a tear appears before you. Sindri lets out a scream of rage that makes the warp tremble and ripple, increasing the size of the tear. You then grab onto the edges of the tear, with both arms, and pull on the thing. As you rip the warp open further, goop gushes out from it like blood.

    You then begin punching the hole in reality. Infused with rage, Sindri is swung repeatedly at the tear, slamming into the young immaterium and hurting it with each blow. More goo drips out.
    (continuing)
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 08/10/11(Wed)23:30 No.15896040
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    >>15896009
    Suddenly something attacks you. Several Slaaneshi tentacles lash out and wrap themselves around your arms. A few more come out from the tear and wrap around your legs.

    But then something blows off one of the tentacles. You see Ahriman, holding his pistol and firing at them. Another is sliced off as Eliphas flies back and slashes it with his hellblade.

    You roar with fury and rip off the remaining tentacles, breaking SIndri free and tearing them all apart. You look back at the warp and see more bitch-ass tendrils coming towards you.

    Your anger quickly overwhelm you as your face goes red and your blood simmers with rage. With all your fucking hate, you use Sindri.

    The fiery deathfuck of a fist crushes the surface of the tear, shattering it like glasses. It continues through and punches through the tentacles. You can hear the warp itself screaming as you fist-fuck it's hole.

    Once you withdraw your arm, it is covered with warp goop and bloody tendril flesh. You hear a pained psychic roar from the tear. As you look back at your ship, you can see the wimpy warp storm pulling off of it.

    As you stand in space, grinning proudly at your achievement, you suddenly realize you don't have a helmet on.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)23:32 No.15896069
    rolled 7 = 7

    >>15896040
    Uhhhhhhhhh

    UHHHHHHH


    GO INTO THAT SPACE MARINE SLEEP THINGY.

    We still have that right? Chaos didn't corrupt away our 4 hearts and acid spit did it?
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)23:32 No.15896070
    rolled 66 = 66

    >>15896040

    WE'RE MOTHERFUCKING ABADDON AND WE CAN BREATHE IN SPACE.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)23:32 No.15896073
    rolled 77 = 77

    >>15896040

    HELMETS ARE FOR PUSSIES.

    WE'LL BREATH VACUUM AND LIKE IT.
    >> Spawn_More_Synaps 08/10/11(Wed)23:34 No.15896085
    rolled 72 = 72

    >>15896040
    Astartes can withstand breif periods in an exposed vacum get back on the ship and Brofist Arhiman.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)23:34 No.15896088
    >>15896040

    Just coolly say (even though there's no air or sound in space) "I'm the goddamn Abaddon. I don't need to breathe in space." and fist-bump your ship-jumping buddies.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)23:34 No.15896090
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    >>15896070
    >>15896073

    Oh man this is the greatest thread.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)23:35 No.15896102
    rolled 56 = 56

    >>15896088

    Fucking finicky dice thing
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)23:35 No.15896107
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    >>15896070
    >>15896073

    GLORIOUS
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)23:36 No.15896114
    rolled 47 = 47

    >>15896073
    >>15896070
    BLESSINGS!

    We are Abaddon The Motherfucking Despoiler.

    The lack of air is at most a minor inconvenience.

    We see the rules of this reality, of all realities and we find them wanting.
    >> Spawn_More_Synaps 08/10/11(Wed)23:37 No.15896124
    rolled 68 = 68

    >>15896114
    well it is the warp
    >> Ragnasal !!69YZM9mjEHH 08/10/11(Wed)23:37 No.15896125
    >>15896040
    YOU JUST FUCKING FIST-FUCKED THE WARP INTO MERCY. BY GOD, YOU BROKE THE LAWS OF REALITY WITH YOUR FIST, YOU MAY AS WELL SHATTER THE LAWS OF NATURE WITH YOUR LUNGS.

    BREATHE VACUUM AND FUCKING PROFIT.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)23:39 No.15896155
    rolled 78 = 78

    I suggest we tear a new hole and Brofist Khorne.

    I mean what's one more tiny hole in reality going to do?
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 08/10/11(Wed)23:40 No.15896164
    >>15896073
    >>15896070
    Luckily for you, you remember that your are the motherfucking Warmaster of Chaos and are therefore able to breathe in space.

    The other three fly over to you, Ahriman and Eliphas wearing their helmets and Asuya forming a psychic barrier around her.

    "Abaddon, that was...amazing." the Seer says "I didn't know such warp power and fury was even possible for a person."

    "Yes, that was truly a great feat my lord." Eliphas says.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)23:42 No.15896184
    rolled 60 = 60

    >>15896164

    Wonderful, let's get back inside now.

    Can Ahriman give us an analysis on what the fuck just happened with the Chaos goo?
    >> Spawn_More_Synaps 08/10/11(Wed)23:42 No.15896192
    rolled 62 = 62

    >>15896164
    Now you see what I've been trying to tell you Asuya, (brofist Ahriman and Eliphas)
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)23:44 No.15896212
    rolled 99 = 99

    >>15896184
    agreed, let's collect some goo and get back in the ship, then give the goo to Ahriman so that he can experiment with it. I'm sure he'll find all sorts of weird Psyker dickery that can be accomplished by harnessing it's power.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)23:44 No.15896215
    rolled 22 = 22

    >>15896164

    "And now you see the true power of Chaos, Asuya. Do you understand now?"

    (If this doesn't fucking convert her, I don't know WHAT will.)
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)23:47 No.15896248
    >>15896164
    Shut up Eliphas no one likes a suck up.
    >> Spawn_More_Synaps 08/10/11(Wed)23:47 No.15896252
    rolled 44 = 44

    We need to brofist Ahriman and Eliphas
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)23:47 No.15896253
    rolled 59 = 59

    >>15896164
    "Chaos prevails." Fly back to the ship, tell Kharn it was a false alarm about Abaddon getting it on with Asuya, and let's get back to our PLANS.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)23:48 No.15896271
    rolled 17 = 17

    >>15896009
    >>15896040
    Punch Slanesh into submission.

    After it is beaten tell it it has two choices. subservience and slavery eternal to us it's new master or being copped up, eaten and destroyed.

    Then proceed to enslave , sodomize and bind slaanesh to our eternal whims, or cut it to pieces and feet it to the crusade troops , us and the converted eldars for power ups. ours is the big share, of course.

    we make Slaanesh born again, but it does not butfuck abaddon with silly things!
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)23:49 No.15896275
    >>15896212

    Awwwww yeah magic shenanigans are imminent.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)23:49 No.15896279
    rolled 56 = 56

    >>15896212
    Teim for WAR COUNSIL
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)23:50 No.15896300
    rolled 90 = 90

    >>15896271
    Abaddon Master Race must comence. Even the nascent gods will bow to our codpiece!
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)23:53 No.15896340
    rolled 83 = 83

    >>15896164
    The seer admires and love us. Bwahahah.

    WE can corrupt the eldars with sheer awesome feats and direct barked orders!

    Quick order our bitch to do something in space.

    I am out of ideas.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)23:57 No.15896401
    rolled 62 = 62

    >>15896279
    I agree, all the best things happen during the War Council.
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 08/11/11(Thu)00:01 No.15896456
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    >>15896212
    (sorry for the slow response, internet is being a dildo right now)

    You decide to head back to your ship, but not before grabbing some of the warp goo. This stuff clearly has some unique properties and it would be best to have Ahriman and some others look at it.

    The four of you head off to the torn open airlock and take off your equipment. Once you exit the airlock and enter the halls you are greeting by a good friend.

    Kharn immediately greets Ahriman by ramming his fist right into the sorcerer's face, causing a harsh cracking noise and sending him slamming hard onto the ground. Before anyone can speak, Kharn yells at the top of his lungs.

    "YOU FUCKED MAI WAIFU!"

    (I'm going to sign off now, will be back againe eventually)
    >> Anonymous 08/11/11(Thu)00:03 No.15896490
    rolled 35 = 35

    >>15896456
    damn I didn't roll 4 before the end of the thread...

    3 blessings this thread.
    77
    88
    99

    but alas no 66....

    I guess I don't get to ascend to daemonhood...
    >> Spawn_More_Synaps 08/11/11(Thu)00:06 No.15896523
    rolled 32 = 32

    time to archive
    >> Anonymous 08/11/11(Thu)00:10 No.15896564
    >>15896456

    Welp, thanks guys for manufacturing yet another crisis we have to patch up in order to make sure our crusade doesn't fall apart like a paper-mache submarine again.
    >> Anonymous 08/11/11(Thu)00:13 No.15896599
    rolled 50 = 50

    >>15896456
    "Well, it was Slaanesh goo in form of your Waifu that he fucked in a very creepy nerdy way, but ,hey the still idea counts."

    "Although not here. two to fight in the arena in the cargo hold. Live video feed as soon as the orgy ends or ended. I am sure you have a lot of steam to blow off your chests and into the other."

    "Meanwhile i am going to war council , and Eliphas , chaperone the Seer or some have her come along , we have a crusade to plan"

    On the way, activate the 3d video recorders of the arena, make the announcements for the pay per view, and start rolling the bets ( As previously stated by that magnificent 77 rolls, we are bank and accept betting in favours, souls, slaves, things, etc.)
    >> Anonymous 08/11/11(Thu)00:13 No.15896603
    rolled 54 = 54

    >>15896564
    Admit it the main reason this quest is fun is because the Universe is out to stop us, and we calmly (well mainly angrily) tell it to piss the fuck off, and that no one fucks with The Warmaster of Chaos.

    That and the Warp-Punching, gotta love the warp punching.
    >> Cegorach !!VhzZtB1d+Hl 08/11/11(Thu)00:15 No.15896627
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    >>15896456
    CLIFFHANGERS.
    ARE YOU GRRM NOW?
    >captcha Gibberish John
    >Substitute gibberish for nigger.
    >Nigger John.
    >guiltylaugh.png
    >> Anonymous 08/11/11(Thu)00:17 No.15896638
    rolled 30 = 30

    >>15896627
    I thought all our endings were cliffhanger endings?
    >> Anonymous 08/11/11(Thu)00:18 No.15896652
    Someone do the archive
    >> Anonymous 08/11/11(Thu)00:19 No.15896663
    rolled 22 = 22

    >>15896599
    do it. proper planning and all that, and we also get Kharn and ahriman out of the council with their constant beta or bloodcrazed behaviour.

    Perhaps this match will be good for them.
    >> Anonymous 08/11/11(Thu)00:24 No.15896726
    rolled 45 = 45

    >>15896599
    re rollan
    >> Anonymous 08/11/11(Thu)00:25 No.15896742
    rolled 63 = 63

    >>15896599
    without another plan , lets proceed with this.
    >> Anonymous 08/11/11(Thu)00:28 No.15896779
    rolled 87 = 87

    >>15896599
    Yeah this seems like a good plan to be going on with.

    Just make sure neither of them die, or if they do then we'll need to bring them back, which requires effort on our part...
    >> Anonymous 08/11/11(Thu)00:51 No.15897040
    rolled 63 = 63

    http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/15894168/
    Archive is up.



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