- chatted with Eldar captive, brainwashed/seduced some more and planned to make her your waifu as part of yet-to-be-fully-realized scheme to convert Eldar to Chaos
- called for war council, formed schemes
- got attacked by Eldar ships
- warpstorm got created and your war council was teleported onto the Eldar flagship
- butchered a bunch of Eldar, captured about a dozen and converted one to Chaos
- encountered the ship’s High Seer and her retinue
- threw a dreadclaw at her, had Ahriman take her to ship
- killed some more Eldar
- encountered elite Eldar force, scared the shit out of them so bad they fled in terror
- had Eldar fleet surrender, raped two Seers
- found the wounded Noddaba, had half your boarding party wiped out by a Wraith-Giant
- fought with Wraith-Giant that you eventually corrupted with warp energies
- raped some bitches
- found Master of Hounds with half of body missing, sent to jokaero to be turned into an FMA-style cyborg
- got back to Spirit of Vengeance with Eldar captives
- attempted to convert High Seer to chaos, got her extremely pissed
- High Seer goes berserk and kills a converted Eldar, attacks Kharn
- bloody/sexy/awesome fight occurs, you record the entire thing
(continuing)

- got a bunch of champions and their retinues together to go on a mission to rescue Typhus
- made planetfall using bikes, killed some dinosaurs while riding through the jungle, found a hostile Malal cultist
- found diseased dinosaurs and followed them while rocking out in the jungle
- discovered Typhus in a plagued jungle
- found another Malal cultist, had him beaten and captured
- looked over status reports and called for war council
- convinced Kharn to force the High Seer into loving him
- during war council, Kharn and High Seer are soon found on table murdering each other
- Ahriman loses it
- Ahriman proceeds to insult you and claim you are an incompetent, overly-horny kill-crazy and that he’s had enough crap
- he then gets murdered and brought back to life, told not to question you again
- short time rolling from Ahriman’s perspective, Tzeentch causes him to have a revelation and forgives you

You sit at the war council within your throneroom aboard the Vengeful Spirit once more. Every single champion of chaos available has been rallied to this meeting, to discuss both current issue that should be dealt with and further planning. This includes what to do with tens of thousands of Eldar captives and the mysterious Malal loonies you’ve seen.

Ahriman speaks up. “So Abaddon, do you have any ideas of what to do? Or would you prefer if we pitched some of ours first?”

What now, warmaster?

(rolls are 1d100 with higher being better, and any rolls of 66, 77, 88, or 99 will result in that action being chosen above all and "enhanced", as it has clearly been blessed by the Dark Gods)

rolled 80 = 80

>>15891882
Everyone pitch your best ideas, in clockwise order, starting with the person to my left.

Go.

rolled 64 = 64

>>15891882
>Abaddon Quest

FINALLY
Let the other champs speak first.

rolled 35 = 35

"Alright guys, fuck this Chaos shit. Let's go serve the Emprah."

>got a pair of bionic arms
Retrieve your arms

rolled 2 = 2

>>15891882
Let the champions give their ideas, the loudest first

Kharn says, "LETS KILL ALL THE ELDAR! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!"

rolled 96 = 96

>>15891954
Rerolling...wrong field...silly me.

>>15891954
Smooth. No roll for this...

rolled 97 = 97

>>15891963
>>15891887
Both of these.

>>15891887
You say that you want to other council members to pitch their ideas first. You gesture to Eliphas, who's sitting on your left.

"Well..." the chaos lord begins. "I think that converting these Eldar to chaos should take priority. Otherwise they're a threat as long as they're on our ships. I'd recommend allowing to me to show them the light of the warp. I do have experience as a Dark Apostle so..."

"Listen man, if somebody is needed to teach the Eldar about the glory of Chaos it should be me." Lucius interrupts. "Slaanesh loves Eldar, and they'll love him. I'll show them the wonders of the Prince of Excess and it'll be a pleasing experience for all." He licks his lips when finishing his sentence.

You hear Kharn slam his fist on the table. "FUCK THAT. YOU KNOW WHAT WE NEED TO DO? BUTCHER THE PRISONERS, KILL THEM AND FLAY THEM AND DECORATE SPIKES WITH THEIR BODIES! ONLY WHO SURVIVE WILL BE WORTHY TO SERVE KHORNE!"

rolled 97 = 97

Pretty fucking simple, yeah? We've got the Eldar on our side, and Terra is their hunting world, so they're bound to know the terrain. Ask them where it would be best for the Malal dudes to set up a base around the area we met them (since I doubt they're alone.

rolled 48 = 48

>>15891988
...

"Only those who survive BEING KILLED will be worthy?"

rolled 42 = 42

>>15891988
Alright. Ahriman can train the psykers in worshipping Tzeench. Kharn gets the soldiers and warriors with the objective of turning them wild and Khornate. The weak and frail ones get rounded up and used for nurglate plague-tests, and the rest Lucius gets for whatever Slaneeshy business he has planned. Then we find out where the Malal worshippers come from and drop a fucking Landraider full of Terminators on their heads.

rolled 50 = 50

The Eldar? Fuck the Eldar, they're no immediate threat to our mission. The Malal guys? They could pose a problem. We should find out where they are and what they're doing here ASAP. Perhaps Ahriman can scry on them with aid of the Eldar sorcerers.

rolled 71 = 71

Talk to the Eldar about Chaos, but have them help us find the Malal dudes.

Who knows, maybe we can be bros with Malal after all. Time travel changes things.

rolled 85 = 85

>>15892076
Sorry, when I said 'talk to the Eldar about Chaos' I meant 'forcefully convert them to Chaos'.

My bad.

rolled 59 = 59

>>15891988

Kharn says, WHEN WE ARE DONE WITH THE ELDARS! LET US HUNT SOME MALAL FUCKS AND TAKE THEIR SKULLS TO THE SKULL THRONE!

>>15891993
Unsure of what to do with these different ideas getting thrown around, you decide to change the topic to the Malal cultists.

You say that you want a few of the converted Eldar hunters to be brought in so they can tell you where a group of the rebellious Malal shits would likley be hiding on the world.

Ahriman nods. "A good idea. If you don't mind, I'd also recommend sending a few scouting parties down to the area where you found the cultists." the sorcerer says "However, I'm still concerned that there may be any amount of these Malice-loving scum among the crew."

rolled 3 = 3

>>15892094
WELL THEN I GUESS WE'RE JUST GOING TO HAVE TO ROOT THEM OUT
Form a special unit dedicated to seeking out traitors among our ranks.

rolled 92 = 92

>>15892125
Re-rolling

>>15892138
You declare that you're going to have a group dedicated to hunting down and dealing these Malal cultists formed.

"Very well." Eliphas says. "I'll see to it that this unit is formed, and I will make sure it is filled with our most loyal and cunning champions."

Ahriman speaks up. "Yes yes, that's very good. Now let us get on with more pressing matters. How are we going to go about corrupting the thousands of Eldar we have captured?"

rolled 33 = 33

>>15892178
"I am going to personally convert every single one of the fuckers. That's how."

rolled 42 = 42

>>15892178
Have Typhus hug them all. Also tell Ahriman to mindfuck their seers.

rolled 55 = 55

>>15892178
Orgy.

rolled 39 = 39

>>15892178
We've got a High-seer half converted to Khorne already. Let's get her to convince them.

rolled 10 = 10

>>15892218
Rolling for this.

>>15892178
Well since kharn's been bad cop with the high seer, me and ahriman will be good cop together. with her converted the rest will fall like dominos, checmate.

rolled 84 = 84

Get that khornate seer to speak up for you. Then have the big four champions (kharn, lucius, typhus and ahriman) starts spreading the word of their gods.

rolled 27 = 27

>>15892236
argh!

rolled 2 = 2

>>15892236
Re-roll

rolled 81 = 81

>>15892211
Fuck it, why not.

It will distract the Malal cultists while we investigate.

rolled 51 = 51

>>15892273
Thank Khorn this didt'n win

rolled 88 = 88

>>15892211
Its the only way.

They are Eldar. They need to birth Slaanesh.

>>15892243
You say that you plan on letting the High Seer convince her fellow Eldar that Chaos is good, then allow each champion to spread their faiths among the xenos.

"Well that does sound like a good idea." Ahriman says "Although I don't know how the Seer will be willing to help us when someone..." The sorcerer shoots Kharn a glare. "Has been beating her to near death several times. On a similar, she probably needs some medical attention beforehand."

rolled 72 = 72

>>15892178

Given that Eliphas is busy with searching the Malal cultists, we should tell Lucius to show the "normal" Eldar how Slaanesh does stuff.

The Seers, however, should fall under the jurisdirection of Ahriman. We should also observe what he is doing whith them, just in case he'd be still majorly pissed off.

Also tell Eliphas to take some of the Raptors (the guys with the jetpacks, not the dinosaurs) with him, it should make the search faster.

rolled 100 = 100

>>15892273
>>15892211
Rolling for distraction.

rolled 60 = 60

>>15892283

Slaanesh Wills it!
>>15892282

>>15892287
>>15892282
Well fuck.

>>15892282

rolled 91 = 91

>>15892283

Explain to Ahriman that we need her as a vessel of Khorne because converting the Eldar to a god whose favorite things are blood,skulls and more blood might prover slightly more difficult than promising them power and pleasure.

We'll get to Nurgle later.

Also check wether the Farseer actually needs medical attention after fighting with frickin Khârn.

rolled 23 = 23

>>15892283
This>>15892236
Sindri and Arghast can double team her from the front of her mind, Ahriman can sneak Tzeentchan whispers in the back so to speak.

"Convert the dinosaurs to Chaos."

rolled 4 = 4

>>15892282
All eldars : Mandatory Slaanesh gradually depraved and more sensation inducing orgy.

build on a step by step programme so as to not offend and gradually up the level, in a way that they wont notice until they wont care.

rolled 70 = 70

>>15892315
RE_ROLL

rolled 5 = 5

>>15892319
It shall be done!

rolled 6 = 6

>>15892319
by the power of al six chaos fucks!

rolled 10 = 10

>>15892319
YES.

rolled 66 = 66

>>15892319
That's a terrible idea. In fact, it's one of the worst ideas we've had, ever.

DO EET.

>>15892372
>Dinosaurs
>Slaanesh
>>15892282
>Orgy
>Khorne

WHAT IS HAPPENING

>>15892282
>>15892287
Reflecting on Lucius' early proposal, you come up with a twisted idea of your own. One pleasing and violent. You announce that you want all your champions to commence massive rape-orgy of the Eldar. Such a ruthlessly hedonistic act would please Slaanesh and Khorne, possibly convert a few of the Eldar and increase morale among the men.

Your declaration is met by a collective cheer from the gathered champions, and some loud howling from the Slaaneshi ones. You can barley hear Ahriman sigh.

The sorcerer looks at you. "I still expect that you'll deal with the High Seer while the other champions are...busy." he says "Also, are you going to handle that captured Malal warrior anytime soon?"

rolled 20 = 20

>>15892372
WHY? SLAANESH??WHY!??

rolled 5 = 5

>>15892372
>>15892287
>>15892282


This IS CHAOS!>>15892312

>>15892372
(fuck, missed this)
You also say you want the dinosaurs converted to chaos. This is met by more cheering.

rolled 75 = 75

>>15892390
>MFW rolling d10 instead of d100.

>>15892358
>>15892355
>>15892322

rolled 88 = 88

>>15892384
>>15892315
I'll Try pitching this one more time.

rolled 52 = 52

>>15892384
Urgh, fine. Go and heal the High Seer, then interrogate the Malal Warrior.

See if we can't convert him to our cause.

>>15892372
Yeeeeeessssssss.

rolled 96 = 96

>>15892336

We should start to get shit done,can't have Ahriman break another time.

Check out what the High Seer is doing, see if she'd make a good Khornate Champion.


(Also, tell the Champions to rape each other, this quest needs more rape,all the time.)

>>15892408
YES!

TRULY WE ARE THE CHOSEN OF CHAOS!

rolled 71 = 71

>>15892411
(mfw I realize this quest is full of That Guys)

>>15892408

>>15892425

Delicious sarcasm.

I've allready started wondering why noone raped Slaanesh yet.

>>15892411

>>15892439
That brings the question of how do you rape Slaanesh?

>>15892455
You can't rape the willing.

>>15892428

>>15892455
>>15892463
Yes you can. You must only find a way to something they are not willing for and use it sexualy.

Say, lets enslave Slaanesh and then bind it to our codpiece lice Sindri.

Slaanesh is our eternal bitch, and we raped Slaanesh. Presto, you can Rape anything.

rolled 51 = 51

>>15892178
brind the khornate eldar back to life first he can lead the anti-malice special forces

>>15892481

You misunderstand. Slaanesh would ENJOY that, thus it is ravishing at worst.

>>15892481

That..that could actually make sense, given that Slaanesh does currently not exist and probably won't pop out as the major chaos god he is eons later.

While I'm getting board of the fact that we are fucking around with someone in a consensual or less consensual manner, binding the young Slaanesh to our codpiece actually sounds rewardings.
I'll write it up for later.

>>15892481
>You must only find a way to something they are not willing for and use it sexualy.
>Slaanesh
>not willing

You don't really know that much about chaos, do you?

>>15892408
You tell Ahriman you do wish to deal with the High Seer now. You also tell him that you want him to join you.

He seems pleased. "Very well. What do you have planned?" he asks

In response you form a fist with Sindri and grab onto Araghast with your other arm, then smile viciously. The sorcerer sighs again. "Fine, whatever. Let's just get what needs to be done finished."

As the champions rush off to their rape-orgy you walk out of the throneroom with Ahriman. The two of you head off a chamber where you find the High Seer lying, bloodied, half-clothed, injured and a general mess.

She still seems unconscious. You nod at Ahriman and grab onto the Seer's head with Sindri. Warp energies start emitting from the fingertips of your daemonic hand and surround her head. Ahriman leans over and starts whispering into the Seer's ears. The warp wisps begin glowing and moving about as he does.

However, after a few seconds she suddenly bolts awake. The Seer screams and thrashes around, kicking back and knocking a surprised Ahriman down. She starts hitting you, trying to pry herself from your grasp while screaming.

"YOU BASTARD! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING, SCUM! I'LL KILL YOU!"

>>15892455
Make it bland and moderate. Apologize after you're done. Call tomorrow to see if s/he is alright.

rolled 91 = 91

>>15892518
Have a good cry, and start confessing all your problems.

rolled 17 = 17

>>15892518
"Yes! That's right, my little khornate bitch! Just try and kill me!"
Tighten grip with Sindri and continue pouring warp magic into her.

rolled 84 = 84

>>15892518

Try to nail her to the wall with your non-sindri fist (is that thing actually enchanted? I lost track)

Ask Ahriman wether it wouldn't make more sense to use her as a Khornate Champion of her people, given that Kharn lacks a certain tactfulness.

>>15892496
>>15892500


No you do not.

Let's see, Slaanesh is said to have fought against the Blood god and had a tussle over Khaine with him.

I think Slaanesh would not let itself be bound and manhandled like a lesser deamon or even partially eaten by a mere mortal like the gods do to deamons. If we do this in a sexual manner it will be rape.

>Dinosaurs.
>Fucking dinosaurs.
>Chaos raping eldars to convert them.
>The dinosaurs are the next.
>My face when.

rolled 15 = 15

>>15892518
Have Ahriman crank it up and get Arghast to send Slaaneshi power into her, healing and paralysing her at the same time, all of the Chaotic power at once might overwelm her will power.

rolled 49 = 49

>>15892518
slap her and tell her to shut they hell up we are doing some science up in this bitch

>>15892518

Tell Ahriman to enter a Sigmund Freud type personality and start making the first counselling session for psycho.

then after it tag team her with ahriman. Tell Ahriman to be inventive and use his imagination.

rolled 65 = 65

>>15892573
rollan. forgot dice.

>>15892497
But if we do somehow do the binding, we now have countless numbers of people worshiping/commanded by our crotch.

rolled 47 = 47

>>15892531

rolled 75 = 75

>>15892531
Oh god.

Don't do this.

>>15892572
Do this. SCIENCE!

rolled 85 = 85

>>15892531
RapeQuest: the Rapening

rolled 41 = 41

>>15892531
as good as any.

pshychic deconstruction is good whn you do the unexpected. Lets summon the most comforable lean couch from the warp, made of tentacles, have al three a sit down ( with the bitch still choke hold by sindry to not kick and flail at us) and make her talk and cry about her problems.

Then... dunno.

>>15892572

Are you zo angry because you dezire your mother?

No? Pah,repression.

rolled 19 = 19

I'M SO BORED RAPING THINGS ALL THE TIME

Can't we just, I dunno, go start a restaurant chain or something?

rolled 81 = 81

>>15892560
Fuckit rerolling

rolled 59 = 59

>>15892593
>>15892602
>>15892572
>>15892573
These. Psychoanalyze her into Chaos.

>>15892619

You require additional re-rolls. It still isn't a 100.

rolled 4 = 4

>>15892518
Snap Ahriman's neck.

Blame it on the elfdar.

rolled 23 = 23

>>15892626
This.
TZEENTCH WILLS IT.

rolled 26 = 26

>>15892626
+1 for psychoanalysis, I guess.

rolled 82 = 82

>>15892518
I HATE DOUBLES

rolled 67 = 67

>>15892637
Oh fine. Tzeentch willed a cup of tea instead. Slaanesh Wills it then.

rolled 21 = 21

>>15892617

We have eldars and Slaanesh. as long as these two are in the same phrase or system rape will ensue, no doubt about it.

If we had something else, then other methods might come to play. If you want the Rapine to end, find a way to orgy the Eldar into slaanesh and the Eye of terror or something just as similarly useful so we can move on to the next xeno.

But until then, you must realize that the overwhelming majority of eldars will fall to Slanesh psychology and ideology and there will be rape.

rolled 90 = 90

>>15892619
Fine once more

rolled 47 = 47

A roll here for the analysing. Should be lulzy.

>>15892651

Do it again. Do it until all other options are naught.

rolled 97 = 97

>>15892646
close but not there

rolled 84 = 84

Cut off the stupid top knot.

rolled 79 = 79

>>15892646
oh what the fuck COME ON.
KHORNE THEN YOU BASTARDS

rolled 63 = 63

START CRYING

rolled 33 = 33

more dice spam for psychoanalysis then tag-teaming the high seer with ahriman on a tentacle couch.

rolled 73 = 73

EAT SOME FUCKING STEAK LIKE A BOSS.

Also, analyse her. And offer her tea. Be very respectful and noble.

rolled 30 = 30

>>15892518

I second the freudian psychological warfare.

For maximal effect, let Ahriman do it.

rolled 82 = 82

>>15892518
Declare her new leader of the Black Crusade.

Find an escape pod and bail.

rolled 97 = 97

>>15892518
Start raping ahriman for dominance.

rolled 50 = 50

>>15892626
Sounds good, now let's get one of the gods to bless it. Nurgle, you there bro?

rolled 56 = 56

>>15892674
LIKE A FUCKEN BAWSE.
Also, Wear a top hat and cane.

>>15892531
You suddenly start crying. You proceed the start telling the High Seer about all the issues you have. You tell her how you're overly-aggressive, have a large ego, are a sex-addict, that you treat your followers poorly, that you're obsessed with vengeance and making your dad proud, how you have these bizarre feeling for Cre-

The Seer manages to break free of your grasp. "I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!" she yells before kicking you hard across the face.

You are knocked down by the sudden blow. The Seer leans over and holds her hand forward, charged with warp lightning. "Now you better give me an excuse, a damned good excuse, not to KILL ALL YOU FUCKING MURDEROUS RAPIST HERETIC SCUM AND DRINK YOUR BLOOD!" she snarls, her teeth like fangs.

rolled 26 = 26

Grab her, get her to stare directly at you, then with one hand, point her face at your crotch, rip aside Araghast, and tear of your cock and balls with Sindri.

Squeeze them into a juice, to dribble between the two of you.

>>15892686
FUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKK YOOOOOOUUUUUUUUU

rolled 57 = 57

>>15892689
No, but Slaanesh is.

rolled 27 = 27

>>15892560
>>15892573
Maybe these can be combined

rolled 83 = 83

>>15892697
Tell her she sounds awfully Khorny.

Keep crying.

rolled 60 = 60

>>15892697
Punch her in the boobs.

Then psychoanalyze her into Chaos.

rolled 45 = 45

>>15892673
Slaanesh will donate a comfy tentacle couch to massage the tensions away.

Ahriman and ourselves can pshycofuck and skullfuck her brains out with Sigmund Freud.

Picture this: Psychological rape and consensual sex at the same time.

When we two are done with her she will be moist and wanting it. She will want chaos cock and all of chaos. And we will say nope, put a chastity belt on her and tell her she has to work it off, by bringing all the other eldars in the fleet to her enlightenment and realiation.

rolled 28 = 28

>>15892697
slam her to the grand hold her down and play her hair like a fiddle

rolled 46 = 46

>>15892697
"SHUT UP! I HAVE FEELINGS TOO!"

Then kick her in the face and have her tell you about her mother.

rolled 51 = 51

>>15892697
"Cre-"?

I think WE need some psychotherapy. Get Ahriman to go get Kharn, we need to talk about our issues and shit.

>>15892697
Enough with the rape. Why shouldn't she kill us? Because she's about to be working for us. Eliphas used to be a Word Bearer, have him come in here and evangelize the bitch.

rolled 86 = 86

fuck it. Carry on with the psychoanalysis planned earlier. If she doesn't comply PUNCH THE WARP AND FRUED HIMSELF WILL DEAL WITH HER. Also, nurgle will be 'invisibly' perched on top of her, so she can't get away.

Don't ask how it works, it just does.

rolled 70 = 70

>>15892721
rerolling because 28 is just a bit to low

>>15892726
Forgot my dice. Silly me.

rolled 10 = 10

>>15892697
"I can give you one hell of a foot massage?"

rolled 6 = 6

>>15892697
Because the birth of the Chaos gods is the only thing that stands between her race and total annihilation at the hands of Necron. We are from the future, we have seen it happen.

In other words, we lie our asses off while using the powers of the warp to make us sound more convincing.

rolled 40 = 40

>>15892732
>>15892726
WOW I suck today.

rolled 82 = 82

>>15892697
Stupid sexy Creed.

>>15892716
Do this.

rolled 8 = 8

>>15892697
Upon being touched by a girl, come all over our pants. Pee a little bit.

rolled 1 = 1

>>15892730
um, kay....
Also, eat a steak.

rolled 32 = 32

>>15892716
>>15892697
Sindry up, put her on the tentacle couch and starte other tactics of breaking the ice.

remember she is in the Khronate Phase and respects only strength. We have to overpower her or die.

then go with:
>>15892716

rolled 29 = 29

KEEP CRYING

BURBLE SOMETHING ABOUT HORUS NOT HUGGING YOU ENOUGH

rolled 27 = 27

Use your Sindar to grab her head and then you rub her face with codpiece. You will try to combined powers of both Sindar and Araghast to make High Seer to quit with her bitching.

rolled 40 = 40

>>15892730
>>15892726
I'm for either of these. Or both.

rolled 52 = 52

>>15892730
If this was a blessed roll then this just might work.

Followed by this >>15892735

rolled 36 = 36

Duel her with Yugioh cards.

rolled 53 = 53

>>15892716
Sure, why not.

Abaddon confirmed for tsundere for Creed.

rolled 77 = 77

>>15892735
>>15892750
>>15892760
>>15892764
ALL OF THEM FOR MAXIMUM CHAOS GLORY

rolled 53 = 53

Tell Ahriman that I love him before I die.

rolled 53 = 53

>>15892754
grab her and hold her then psychoanalysis like :>>15892716
and
>>15892730

rolled 100 = 100

>>15892764
I'm abandoning my idea

>>15892782
well fuck.

>>15892774
>>15892782
well fuck.

This whole damn thread.

>>15892792
>>15892796
wellfuckmind.

>>15892774
(Well fuck, this is gonna take a bit)

rolled 79 = 79

>>15892774
she wil fall from anger on Slaanesh's tentacle made massaging couch , with nurgle loving and sitting on her.

And she will listen and then do as told

rolled 24 = 24

>>15892774
Damit Nurgle, that's one nice blessing

rolled 98 = 98

>>15892816
The Tentacle couch Is Glorious and wants to be sited and laied upon.

The Slaanesh(TM) tentacle couch has three main settings : tension relief massage, Unbreakable Bondage and forcefuck.
With variations, combinations and individual adjustments on command for each customer

>>15892836
>Also, nurgle will be 'invisibly' perched on top of her, so she can't get away.

He even manifests himself to do this O_o

Also,what the hell is up with our non-sindri arm? It that thing still just a cybernetic?

rolled 19 = 19

>>15892858
We should have Drach'yen and the talon built into it.

rolled 32 = 32

>>15892858
PUNCH THE WARP AND PULL OUT FULGRIM AND BIND HIM TO YOUR OTHER ARM. THIS IS TO BE DONE AFTER THE OTHER POST.
Also, get yourself a steak. (Ok, ok, I'll stop with the steak now. I've never even had steak.)

>>15892881

You are disgusting. If guess your one of these sick fucks who like sex in the missionary position for the purpose of recreation.

rolled 59 = 59

>>15892900
I prefer doggy.


Rolling for binding doombreed to our other arm.

>>15892774
You tell the High Seer that she can't kill you because you're the only one who knows how to stop the Necrons for good.

The lighting disappears from her hand, along with some of the fury from her eyes. "How the FUCK do you know about the Necrons?!" she says, shocked.

Suddenly the High Seer is pulled away from you. You see Ahriman holding her with both arms, holding her back. "Now just calm the hell down, bitch!" Ahriman throws the Seer, causing her to land on a nearby couch.The High Seer tries to get off but finds herself unable to move, as if unwillingness itself were standing over her.

"Now as force seems to failing with you dear I feel that we should use a different method." Ahriman says "Perhaps a psychoanalysis so we may understand you better."

The High Seer glares and snarls, but doesn't strike out at Ahriman. She sighs in despair as she realizes there is no point in doing so. "Fine." she states bitterly.

As Ahriman prepares for the analysis you get on your feet. You tune into the vox and call Eliphas, asking him to come over and help convert the Eldar bitch.

You turn back and see the Seer lying on the couch, Ahriman sitting in a chair while smoking a cigar. "Now Miss..."

"Asuya." the Seer replies.

"Miss Asuya, would you mind telling me about your childhood? Specifically your family?"
(continuing)

>>15893005
As Ahriman speaks you start getting hungry. You see some half-eaten steak lying in the chamber and decide to chow down. You place it on a plate, grab and chair and eat as the analysis continues.

"Well...my father was an Eldar general, the previous governor of this planet, and my mother was one of his hunter-warriors." she says "I was born and raised on this planet my whole life. My father looked down on me because I decided to become a Seer. He hated those who used magic over the blade, and so he started to hate me. He once told me that I was a weak coward for wanting to be a Seer, and that I would never be a proper heir to him..."

Suddenly reminded of Horus, you burst into tears once more. You start wailing and mutter about how your father never hugged you once.

Asuya and Ahriman stare awkwardly at you as Eliphas enters the room to find his lord crying.

"Um...is this a bad time?"

rolled 90 = 90

>>15893005
YOU FORGOT THE CRYING

rolled 7 = 7

>>15893011
HUG HIM

COMMAND EVERYONE TO HUG

WE NEED MORE LOVE

rolled 62 = 62

>>15893020
This.

Also, nurgle wills it too.

rolled 96 = 96

>>15893005
>>15893011
Oh man, we need someone to draw this.

rolled 16 = 16

TELL HIM TO KISS YOU
PROCEED BY RIPPING EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE APART
Progress

rolled 4 = 4

>>15893011
Continue crying and ramble on about how all your old friends are gone and your dad is dead.

rolled 60 = 60

>>15893047
Agreed. DRAWFAG, I SUMMON THEE!

rolled 20 = 20

>>15893011
look at him with this face and tell him your fine

rolled 99 = 99

>>15893020

HUGS FOR THE HUGS GOD! PLUSHIES FOR THE PLUSHIES THRONE!

And then a new god is born.

rolled 26 = 26

Well... not sure what the hell we can do to top this now.... I guess... Give Eliphas a hug, then tell him that one Arhiman has finished his job, Eliphas is to educate the Seer properly in the ways of Chaos. Then we go and check up on that orgy. and the conversion of the dinosaurs.

rolled 41 = 41

>>15893066
Fucking Tzeentch

rolled 64 = 64

>>15893011
No.....(sniff) just some bad memories. Everyone cary on. (sighlently compose self)

rolled 26 = 26

>>15893066
And they wonder why no Black crusade was ever finished.

rolled 21 = 21

>>15893066

rolled 31 = 31

>>15893066
OH WOW.
My captcha says BARRY so that's the name of this god. Or it's Tzeentch

FUCKIGN TZEENTCH MAN.

rolled 32 = 32

>>15893011

Explain to the seer how similar both of you are - both unloved children who - eventually - only want to earn the respect of their long-dead father.

Tell Eliphas to explain her that Chaos could be the answer to her search - bet it through Khorne's force over the blade or Tzeentch true magical power.

Also ask Ahriman to do a psychoanalysis on us.
Given how much fucked up stuff we did in this quest, he probably would not deny it.

rolled 67 = 67

Turn into Gorgutz and begin Orking out

rolled 59 = 59

>>15893011
Wave everyone to continue while we sob. BTW, do we still have any other former Sons of Horus around? We could use a good commiserator. Or at least a drinking buddy.

rolled 38 = 38

>>15893066

HOLY FUCKING CRAP! What have I done!

rolled 86 = 86

>>15893066
fuckin chaos

rolled 94 = 94

>>15893083
do this next

rolled 100 = 100

>>15893083
>>15893104
Agreed. We need a turn on the couch.

rolled 78 = 78

>>15893113
No

rolled 56 = 56

>>15893113


No.

What we will do is hug everyone in the room in the spirit of Slaanesh and nurgle. Loving Perfect Hugs.
And they will love those perfect hugs and become unconditionally in love with us.
Our mad insane self.

Our mad insane self is aware of itself and needs no analysis.

rolled 85 = 85

>>15893142

We do not hug in the name of slaanesh or nurgle, we hugs in the name of a new god called... heu... NORBERT!

>>15893066
As you continue your wailing, Eliphas takes action. He walks over, picks you up and gives you a nice big hug.

As the two of you hug, Asuya and Ahriman continue their awkward staring. Soon however, the sorcerer walks over and starts hugging both you and Eliphas. The Seer also gets off her couch and hugs you tightly.

The four of you hug together, while you snivel as the last of your tears start to go away. You smile.

Then you hear the screams of hell itself rip into your brain and soul.

-------------

After an unknown amount of time you wake up. You see Eliphas trying to get himself up, although Asuya and Ahriman are still passed out and their bodies seem to be covered with various...fluids.

As you regain your senses you hear something. A continuous stream of twisting whispers, ringing through your mind. You can also see warp wisps floating around in the chamber.

Something happened.

rolled 78 = 78

>>15893164
Well shit. Way to fucking go, Eliphas. Dope slap with THE ARM. Don't kill him, though.

>>15893164
OH GOD SOMEONE CAME

rolled 94 = 94

>>15893164
Punch warp, receive plushie Creed.

HUGS FOR THE HUGS GOD! PLUSHIES FOR THE PLUSHIES THRONE!

rolled 37 = 37

>>15893164
OP you are a genius
"Eliphas help me wake the those two."

rolled 72 = 72

>>15893164

Try to communicate with the new-created being.

If this should not have been caused by a new Chaos God, run to the damn Malal Prisoner. He's bound to fuck shit up.

rolled 49 = 49

>>15893164
Find out what the fuck happened.

rolled 60 = 60

>>15893164
Start screaming and burst into treats, treats of warp

rolled 89 = 89

>>15893198
This, except it's a Cultist-chan plushie

rolled 2 = 2

Examine the fluids more closely, taste them, guess at their contents, use some of the fluids as hair gel and then demand Eliphas wake Ahriman and Asuya up.

>>15893198
Acting instinctively in confusing situation, you use Sindri. You slam the bound arm into a nearby warp wisp. This is accompanied by the usual psychic scream, although this one appears amplified as it tears a hole almost as large as you from the wisp.

You manage to yank out something. A glob of squishy warp goo lies in your hand. Eliphas walks over to you.

"My lord, what happened? Are you alright?"

rolled 53 = 53

>>15893283
Put the warp go in a bottle or something, then make sure that Ahriman and the Seer are all right, is the goo you pulled from the warp the same as what is covering them?

rolled 18 = 18

>>15893283
Not a clue what happened, yes I'm fine, help me wake these two up.

rolled 67 = 67

>>15893285

This. Fucking. This.

Have the slime manifest into a proto-form of cultist-chan.

>>15893283
Eat it, then tell everyone to get ready for.. fuck it, not like we're getting anything done anyways.
Hold a huge galla for everyone

rolled 35 = 35

>>15893283
we seem to have a problem with the paranormal. who you gonna call

rolled 15 = 15

>>15893330
Forgot to roll

rolled 61 = 61

>>15893283
Fine. Something happened to the warp. It's stronger. Get Ahriman up, he's the one with smarts about the warp.

rolled 75 = 75

>>15893329
Is that Slaanesh taunting you? I am smelling a blessing here.

Shape the slime into Cultist-chan, or a Cultist-chan plushie if we don't have enough of it.

rolled 20 = 20

>>15893283
YES I AM FUCKING ALRIGHT NOW GRAB THOSE TWO AND LETS FIND OUT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING!

rolled 47 = 47

>>15893354
Sounds like a job for Nurgle, or Tzeentch. Let us please the new warp god by making this plushie.

rolled 97 = 97

Take the warp goo and rub it sensually all over Eliphas' face. Taking extra care to make sure his head is covered in it. Then take a picture of Eliphas and tell him "we will remember this moment, forever."

rolled 87 = 87

>>15893327
re-roll

rolled 73 = 73

>>15893377
Do it!

HUGS FOR THE HUGS GOD! PLUSHIES FOR THE PLUSHIES THRONE!

>>15893379
just... why...

Asuya and Ahriman fucked didn't they?

The hug god will not be pleased.

rolled 96 = 96

>>15893354
>>15893391
Nurgle is near, may he bless our rolls.

rolled 26 = 26

Seal it somewhere safe and inescapable. Now we have Ahriman and the High seer unconscious.

we can do what we allways wanted but were thwarted by others. Fuck em both.
The bitch for punching us,
And the other bitch for punching us too.


impregnate them booth if we can. if not the eldar is enough. Lets give our sonaughter and soon to get spawn a half sibling.

Then wake ahriman, blame it on the hug and get him to analyse the goo before we eat it.

rolled 34 = 34

>>15893386
RE ROLL AGAIN!!!
IM NOT LETTING THIS>>15893379
HAPPEN!!!

rolled 56 = 56

>>15893404
>>15893403

If they did not, we will do them both , for the audacity of leaving us out of it.

rolled 36 = 36

>>15893379
Nooooooooooooooo don't do that, the goo is a gift from the Hug god, do this >>15893354

>>15893379
As Eliphas approaches, you raise the goo and start smothering it all over his face. You rub your hand all over his head until it is utterly coated in the warp goop.

You step back a take a pic of it using your armour's built-in recorder. Eliphas sighs as you do.

Suddenly you hear the vox bark. "I REPEAT, IS ANYONE THERE?! IS ANYONE STILL ALIVE?!"

rolled 52 = 52

>>15893406
what this man said

rolled 99 = 99

>>15893397
Because Abaddon never gets shit done
Also
Give slime to sonaughter and let it consume the fluid

rolled 24 = 24

>>15893416
>>15893404
DO EET!

rolled 58 = 58

>>15893406
Agreed, rolling in aid

>mfw this entire thread

Man I don't know what the fuck is going on anymore, but I'm enjoying tagging along for the ride.

rolled 40 = 40

>>15893420
Thank Tzeentch, now our sonaughter will taste the blessing of the Hug God

>>15893420
This will be intersting

rolled 18 = 18

>>15893377
MY bet is Slaanesh, what with the goo and the cum covered pair sorcerous pair and all that.

rolled 3 = 3

>>15893418
yes everyone's alive, not sure about mental state though, Eliphas help me wake these two up. once they're up, ask them if they have a clue what happened

rolled 74 = 74

>>15893418

Answer the vox. Everyone's still alive. Ask how much damage the ship took and wether your therapy had any side-effects, apart from the explosion and the funny warp goo.

rolled 37 = 37

>>15893420
Okay, do this b/c DUBS, but also respond to vox. Still alive, Eliphas still alive, think Ahriman and Eldar Seer still alive.

rolled 51 = 51

>>15893456
Eliphas help us give a good dicking to ahriman and the eldar.

And lets use the goo as lubricant for ass love and pussy glide gel.

>use ogansp

indeed lets give ahri and the seer a ogansp!

rolled 43 = 43

>>15893456
Reroll just to keep this >>15893474 from happening.

>>15893457
Also, have the bridge announce to the ship that Ahriman has done it with a woman.

rolled 54 = 54

>>15893493
forgot to rollan

rolled 65 = 65

Do this :
>>15893474
And then do this :
>>15893493

Lets see how Kharn and Ahriman then fight for a girl we dicked.

rolled 65 = 65

>>15893493
If this is true, be ready to resurect him again, face it kharn's gonna be PISSED

rolled 21 = 21

>>15893515

YESSS

FOR KHAY-YOSSS

rolled 36 = 36

>>15893493
this.

rolled 52 = 52

>>15893515
DO IT FAGGOT!

rolled 58 = 58

>>15893515

Let Chaos spawn from fucked up chaotic action using chaos goo as lubricant

rolled 35 = 35

PUNCH WARP, RECIVE PLUSHIE!

GIVE ME YOUR BLESSING GODS!

rolled 75 = 75

>>15893515
one true answer what to do , using Eliphas goo coverd face, our package and Sindri.

rolled 86 = 86

"Yes I'm fine. Why did you think we might be dead?"

rolled 49 = 49

>>15893547
Hey Nurgle, you are cool with the hugs god right, care to give your blessing?

rolled 77 = 77

>>15893515
Time to fuck things up.

We will ensure a duel is done properly in a arena after we incite the two , and bets will be placed.

This will be proper distraction and entertainment from the rape orgy participants, CSM, humans and eldar alike

that and record it too.


and bets.

we are the bank.

rolled 89 = 89

>>15893580
Resurect the loser, we need them both.
Actualy let Asuya choose for herself.

rolled 76 = 76

You suddenly realise that the chaos god has the apparence of Cultist-chan and that it is named Norbert-kun.

rolled 26 = 26

>>15893580
thy will be done.

Orders :

Fuck the unconscious Ahriman.
Fuck the unconscious Asuya.
Impregnate whatever you can.
Use eliphas face and the goo as lubricant fore every hole.

Tell the crew Ahriman did it with the high seer

Incite Ahriman and Kharn on a duel for her.

make it so it is in a scheduled arena after the rape orgy so all can attend via presence or direct video link. proper entertainment .

Take bets ( favours, promises, souls, things , tools, slaves - all accepted)

Try to hug and bang the seer during the fight consensually for extra awesome points while in a group hug on a plushy couch.

rolled 32 = 32

>>15893580
>>15893629
>>15893609
>>15893608

Abaddon and /tg/ are fucked up beyond belief.

I dont care what i play in 40k, i wont get near abaddon for the world. Sick fuck.

rolled 41 = 41

Good Gods of the Warp, can't we get BEYOND rape? Fuck's sake.

rolled 45 = 45

I love how we were all SRS BZNS for the first ten posts, and then as soon as the first Chaos blessing on our rolls shows up, it all goes to shit again.

Guys, come on, do we want to have a pissed off Champion of Tzeentch mutinying against us again?

rolled 99 = 99

>>15893641
rerolan for this to be plan.

Tzeetch master plan to conver the eldar is coming along , at least for these captive ones...

Or is Slaanesh doing it? Or others?

Fuck cares? Khayos wills it!

This... Thread....

This explains so much about why failbaddon never gets shit done...

rolled 29 = 29

>>15893649
I agree, we need to get our shit together, stick to the objective at hand.

rolled 99 = 99

Fucking hell, ENOUGH WITH THE GODDAMN RAPE ALREADY.

WE HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO THAN CONTINUE TO STICK OUR DICK IN RANDOM OBJECTS.

rolled 34 = 34

>>15893652
>>15893580

the gods will it!
Let the plan unfurl!

rolled 53 = 53

>>15893668
>>15893652
>>15893420
99 x 3, what do?

rolled 69 = 69

>>15893668
Good to see Tzeentch can be the voice of reason... sadly the stupid plan already has two blessings, it would take some kind of tripple blessing to stop that.

>>15893652
Holy mother of god

rolled 29 = 29

>>15893652
>>15893668

And now I'm officially convinced that the Chaos gods are just fucking with us.

rolled 23 = 23

>>15893692
I believe the usual course of action is stick to the first blessing.

rolled 74 = 74

>>15893655
Man... remember when this quest was making Abaddon awsome, I miss thoses days, back before we morphed Abaddon into That Guy incarnate.

>>15893707
NO, it's brillaint, Tzeentch is fucking with us

rolled 4 = 4

>>15893655

The sadest part is that Abaddon is so incompetent and unlucky in the canon fluff that all the things described in this thread aren't mad enough to be impossible.

rolled 43 = 43

>>15893692
99x3 and a 77:

>>15893580

The chaos gods want a lot of things!

rolled 34 = 34

>>15893707
You didn't catch on to it that time when Slaanesh was a bi-polar bitch last thread?

I hope we can get back on track after this.

rolled 31 = 31

I still think the Chaos-blessed dice shenanigans are the best part of this thread.

>>15893716
We gave him arms and this is how he repays us

>>15893580
Looking upon the two unconscious psykers a horrible and disgusting idea crosses your mind. You turn to Eliphas and tell him you want to rape Ahriman and Asuya.

The chaos lord seems reluctant at first, but he soon nods in compliance. You both remove your codpieces and apply the warp goo as lubricant, before you begin dicking the downed Seer.

You can hear the warp whisper faster as you get to work.

------

Once finished your deed, you reply to the vox. You say that everyone is fine and ask about the status of the ship. You also state that Ahriman just screwed a bitch.

The vox barks back. "Well...there's no clear damage. Although there appears to be a giant warp storm where your ship used to be."

Then you hear Kharn. "AHRIMAN SHOVED IT IN A GIRL? HAHA, FUCKING GOOD FOR HIM! WHO'D HE DO, ONE OF THOSE SLAANESHI SEER BITCHES?"

rolled 35 = 35

>>15893668
Nope proceed with inciting Chainaxe vs sorceror duel, on pay per view and live betting.

Eldar will flock in droves to chaos over it after the orgy comes quality entertainment.

Brutaly elegant chainaxe vs elegantly brutal warp lightingng.

we overload them on pleasure and entertainment and they crack and get chaos.

rolled 94 = 94

>>15893765
"HE FUCKED YOUR BITCH BRO, HE FUCKED YOUR BITCH."

rolled 41 = 41

>>15893765
NO, YOUR WAIFU

rolled 10 = 10

>>15893765
Wait a warp storm engulfs our entire ship? Let's find out why, get the closest psycher here so we can communicate whit whatever is in the storm.

If that doesn't work, punch the warp and receive a Cultist-chan Plushie with a message from the Hug God attached to it.

rolled 29 = 29

>>15893765
WAIT!!! Wake them up and confurm that they did it before saying shit!!

rolled 36 = 36

>>15893793
Lets do this. find out what the fuck goes on.

We can make Ahri and Kharn fight it on a schedule after the rape orgy is finished and we are not in danger.

Lets be at least half sane in implementation of the plan , if we cant get a good idea blessed by chaos.

rolled 15 = 15

>>15893797
Yeah, we miiiiight want to make sure that actually happened before we go getting Ahriman killed. ...Again. Alternatively: He made it with Slaanesh.

rolled 56 = 56

>>15893797
This followed by this
>>15893793

rolled 100 = 100

>>15893797
RE-ROLL FOR A SHRED OF SANITY!!!

rolled 66 = 66

>>15893793
Do this, the warp storm covering our entire ship takes priority over fucking with Ahriman and Kharn.

>>15893829
please OP please let 100 overide all the shit

rolled 7 = 7

>>15893785
>>15893788

WE JUST SPENT ONE WHOLE THREAD TRYING TO PREVENT OUR CRUSADE FROM SPLITTING APART AT THE SEAMS AND NOW ALL YOU CHUCKLEFUCKS ARE INCITING OPEN COMBAT BETWEEN TWO OF OUR GENERALS?!

FUCK NO.

rolled 32 = 32

>>15893829
Well fuck

>>15893785
You inform Kharn that Ahriman has screwed the High Seer.

For several seconds there is nothing but static. Then you hear him speak. "W-WHAT?"

The previous voice on the vox comes back. "My lord, we need to get you out of there! It's potentially dangerous! There's been reports of daemonic things aboard the ship."

rolled 52 = 52

>>15893845
FUCK YEAH, SLAANESH APPROVES!

>>15893853
and people wonder why the black crusades fail so often.

Remember Abaddon is the chosen of chaos.

rolled 52 = 52

>>15893829
>>15893845
>66
>100

Well, that's an improvement at least.

rolled 6 = 6

>>15893862
What about the blessed roll? Calling a psycher and punching the warp?

>>15893845
>>15893829
(Well fuck me)
>this is what happens when you forget to check recent posts for a minute

rolled 52 = 52

>>15893829
Thank god we have a prefect roll to at least keep it sanely successful and not get ourselves killed or permanently alienated,
>>15893821
And this. we need to see about the warp storm and the new chaos god or great deamon that just got birthed and might have a fetish for hugs, plushy, lubricant, impregnation and unconscious sexy tiem...

And now you know you cannot even sleep for fear of pervert chaos. Thank you fucks for making me fear chaos even in my sleep

rolled 78 = 78

>>15893862
"Nah, fuckin' with ya, Kharn. Looks like Slaanesh made it with both of them, though." Find a way off the ship, and STOP RAPING EVERYTHING.

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON.

rolled 70 = 70

>>15893862
Isn't a blessed 66 better than 94 or 100?

rolled 45 = 45

>>15893853
a pay per view duel for the hand of a fair and bony lass , intended as a conversion tool of the eldars after the orgy.

Fair and bony lass that we despoiled and impregnated.

think Chaos is still col and not bat shit insane?

rolled 92 = 92

>>15893895
100>dubs>singles
"FUCK YEAH HE DID KHARN!"

rolled 47 = 47

>>15893845
>>15893793
supporting, minus the hug god stuff.

>>15893845
(HOLD ON, GOING TO DO THIS ALSO)

rolled 2 = 2

>>15893862
Get out of here? At the moment of a warp gods birth? You underestimate our powers.

Punch the warp, obtain plushie looking servant of the hug god.

rolled 31 = 31

>>15893916
Nah, bro. Check the rules. 66, 77, 88, and 99 beat EVERYTHING, even 100s. Only problem is when there's multiple chaos blessings, when we usually go with the first blessing if they can't all be used. Oh, and if this comes up dubs, I vote for
>>15893891

rolled 78 = 78

We should do this:
>>15893891
And if we are bold this insanity too:
>>15893930

rolled 17 = 17

>>15893954
supportan

rolled 98 = 98

>>15893954
>>15893891
Sonuvabitch, Nurgle! Just bless the damn thing!

>>15893845
Suddenly you see Ahriman getting on his feet. The sorcerer has trouble standing up and is holding his head.

"Uh...what happened....and why am I covered in blood and jizz again?" he mutters.

As Ahriman regains his senses you walk over to the sorcerer. You ask him if he can find out what happened.

He nods. "Very well. I can already sense that we're in a strong warp presence of some sort."

Ahriman closes his eyes and lets his mind run wild. In not five seconds later, he starts vomiting all over the floor. He quickly recovers though a takes in a large breath, followed by a gasp of pleasure.

"A god was born here."

rolled 30 = 30

>>15894011
"Judging by the tone of voice... Slaanesh?"

>>15894006
Tzeentch is taunting you, let me help you summon the gods.

>>15894011
Was it Slaanesh?

Or the Hug God?

rolled 67 = 67

>>15894011
Which one? If it isn't one you know, proclaim it to be named after our Waifu or Kharn's Waifu, as she was directly responsible for it's creation.

rolled 48 = 48

>>15894006
The Chaos Gods enjoy our pain. Also: I think we're in autosage.

rolled 38 = 38

>>15894011
"No shit sherlock!"

We want to know what the fuck we ought to do? get out of dodge? surf the warp wave of the soon to come explosion?
Use it to power our fleet into subjugating or converting the eldars and making slaacesh and the eye of chaos?

rolled 6 = 6

>>15894011
Let us find out which one, punch the warp and pull out a servant of the newborn god.

A Cultist-chan plushie if we really made the hug god, which will be the case if this is blessed.

rolled 46 = 46

>>15894043
>>15894057
Do eet!

rolled 99 = 99

>>15894040
Yes we are.

>>15894057
HUGS FOR THE HUGS GOD! PLUSHIES FOR THE PLUSHIES THRONE!

rolled 14 = 14

>>15894011
We will name this new god Celestia BRINGER OF HUGS.

also ask for more details on this god, we should probably start worshiping it.

AUTOSAGGING, WILL MAKE NEW THREAD

rolled 73 = 73

>>15894069
I think Tzeentch approves of the hug god

rolled 63 = 63

>>15893716
Dice favours the bold and the many.

Now Abaddon is fucking scary insane scheming sex and blood crazed colossal fuck.

>>15894069
Oh come on. Really? As soon as we start Autosaging?

rolled 48 = 48

>>15894072

Warp almighty! I want a drawfag to draw an half naked cultist-chan/seer covered in goo seated on a throne of plushies on a mountain of hugging people.

>>15894168
GET IN HERE

rolled 22 = 22

>>15894143
WHY DON'T WE HAVE ANY DRAWFAGS HERE, FUCK!

rolled 26 = 26

>>15894011
Which one? If it's Slaanesh tell Kharn that it was a fales alarm.