>Binky moves 2 purples ahead
My penis hardens

Binky has got this shit

>>15812182
GET BACK TO THE END, BINKY
GET AWAY FROM THAT THRONE
IT IS NOT YOURS

Hey Op, mind doing this faster? I like you,want to sleep soon.

Oh so it's already over. Alright then

My take on the narrative:

>The king of Candyland is terminally ill, and since he does not have an heir, one must be chosen from a tournament to race to the finish

>However, no one knows about the tournament outside of the realm of Candyland, so Queen Frostine summons 4 great warriors from other realms

>As incentive to compete, she gives them handicaps that they must remove by completion

>Binky is flattened into a two-dimensional form, but he doesn't really care about the throne and is in it for the candy

>Wolverine is reduced to only his head and must suffice with hopping around. He personally only wants to kill the Ice Bitch

>Ash is... well, look at him

>The Purple Behemoth B'harne is completely stripped of his universe-ending eldritch powers and is forced to compete. He just wants to kill the Ice Bitch. And everyone else

>>15812182
>Ash just got the final character
Well, shit. I guess this is a straight out run for all the characters now.

Now Barney cannot win. ;_;

BINKY SHALL WIN! YOU ARE ALL SMALL MINDED FOOLS!

Just reuse the regular cards if you're running out. They don't break the game like character cards.

>>15812196

Barney was always unable to move without the powers of imagination. Doesn't that mean OP teleported him correctly?

>>15812239
Barney is a paladin of PBS and is friends with Mr. Rogers. Take back your slander, against the great purple dinosaur!

<---

Binky moves 1 red into the swamp, his next turn is skipped

Ash moves 1 yellow, only 1 space from his previous

Wolverine moves 1 yellow, only 1 from his previous, his next turn is skipped

Barney moves 1 blue, only 1 from his previous

Binky can do it! Let's think of it.

Barney CANNOT win, for it would mean the end of Candyland as we know it, being ruled over by that evil mindcontrolling opressor.
Ash CANNOT win because since when has Ash ever won a tournament?
Wolverine is here to stop the tyrant Barney. He has no need for the candy.

Binky, of course, is in it for the bitches and the sweets, and will eat all the sweets and throw up, giving a valuable lesson to kids everywhere.

>>15812266
That's right, Binky. Into the swamp, where you belong.

>>15812278
but..but...[spoiler]orange league[/spoiler]

You taught me the difference between facts and opinions, Binky. You've got to win!

>>15812261

You know they're remaking Mr. Roger's Neighborhood? Except with some dumbass talking tiger? And all of Mr. Roger's homies are replaces with the children of Mr. Roger's homies.

>>15812266
>1 space from previous
>1 space from previous
>1 space from previous
Oh man, no sleep tonight. For anyone. Especially OP

>>15812291

No spoilers on /tg/

>>15812278
>Binky
>in it for the bitches
fuck no, bitches have cooties

Binky is only in it for the candy

Binky's turn is skipped

Ash moves 1 red

Bub's turn is skipped

Barney moves 2 greens

This started out as simple Vegas-style gambling. Everyone taking bets. Being despair at the results. But it's turned into much more. It's turned into a fierce battle for honor and pride.

>>15812266
>Binky goes into the swamp twice
Damn, son. Why's he like molasses so much?

>>15812261

The Earth is under attack.

The demon lord B'harne, servant of the malevolent alien High Magus of Lyra, has commenced his assault on the human race. Under the benevolent guise of the children's television host Barney the Dinosaur, B'harne seeks to destroy the minds of children and adults and bind them to his tyrranical will. Once he has made mindless slaves of humanity, B'harne will rule the Earth with an iron talon.

The destruction of Candyland is just another step in reducing the free will of mankind to an "educational toy" in the hands of B'harne. Avaunt, Ye Spongified!

>>15812326
Well... just look at him.

>>15812325
Money means nothing now, if you lose now you lose everything

>>15812325
Oh yes, this thread is absolutely wonderful!

>>15812335
True.

Binky will march to victory.

Binky moves 1 blue

Ash moves 1 blue

Wolv moves 1 blue

Barney moves 1 green

I found Candyland to be a surprising deep game.

>>15812295
Wait, what? How can there be a Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood without Mr. Rogers?

>>15812363

Barney is the only one with the balls to go against the crowd.

>>15812325
Always bet on Barney.

>>15812348

Ooh, Chaos Candyland?

I could go for that.

>>15812374
oh god I'm crying

I LOVE YOU BARNEY

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>>15812370

Enjoy your Daniel Tiger

Do you have a Hank Hill action figure?

>>15812409
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>15812398

Oh man, next time we should run through with the different 40k factions. Only 4 players allowed, my ass.

>>15812409
welp, im off to bed.

>>15812409
fuck you

>>15812409

>>15812409
AW FUCK

>>15812409
One more card and Binky is victorious, and there are no character cards to send him back. The fucker's won.

>>15812409
It's over. No more teleport cards left. Binky has won
Logan is still the REAL winner, though

>>15812409

>>15812409
BINKY I LOVE YOU

>>15812414
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>15812409
FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU

You monster!!!

>>15812409
Also in this turn:
Ash moves 1 purple
Wolverine moves 1 purple
Barney moves 1 red

>>15812409
Welp, GOODNIGHT EVERYBODY!!!

>>15812414
That's a travesty.

OH SHIT!

>>15812409
>Binky has won
>Candyland will be devoured
>Barney cannot save the land of hopes and dreams of children
>all is lost

>>15812409
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1nZo4srXKU&feature=related

>>15812409
No point seeing who gets second. That fatass will eat all the candy by the time the next one makes it.

How many hours has it been?

NO!

IF BINKY WINS, THE FAT FAGGOT WILL EAT ALL OF CANDYLAND
HE GOT HIMSELF STUCK IN THE MOLASSES SWAMP TWICE JUST TO EAT
HE ALREADY ATE QUEEN FROSTINE'S FROZEN CORPSE!

OH GOD

It's been magical /v/ and /tg/, truly, best thread(s) in a long, long time. Sad that Barney was defeated though and so now I'm off to play some vidyas to soothe the pain.

And it is done. Barney fought well,

[spoiler]Logan won,[/spoiler]

And Binky is a lard ass.

/tg/, you guys are awesome. All of you. I'm glad I get to be here for all these awesome things you do.

Love ya guys.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04854XqcfCY&ob=av3e

So....beautiful..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-Vg2YS-sFE

Its been a good run.

Farewell Barney.

>>15812469
Almost three I think. Can't remember what time OP posted the original thread, but this has really lasted about 50 times longer than a normal Candy Land game should.

>>15812409
>>15812438
>And lo, the devourer gained the Throne of Candyland, and all was eaten, as death does, as wheat before the scythe, as souls before the maw of eternity
>and nice things were never had again

Binky moves 1 red space

As Binky stumbles upon the icecream castle a group of boys of different colors surround him

A voice shines through
>BINKY YOU HAVE BEEN PROVEN WORTHY

Someone needs to do something like this again. Soon.

Don't forget the request archive for this last part. We don't want the conclusion to be lost forever.

All is as it should be.

Binky will win. Or rather, now that victory is at hand...

His name is Shelley, and he is from a noble line of British bulldogs. The one true heir to Candyland, from which all bad British teeth come.

Ash is second. As usual. It is his nature.

B'harne is third...

.but only so Wolverine can jump on his back from behind and tear out his filthy purple heart. He does so love chasing down evil.

Just as planned.

Doesn't he still need 1 more purple by OP's rules?

>>15812512
>a group of boys of different colors surround him
GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE YOU STUPID KIDS! JESUS CHRIST YOU'RE GONNA DIE!

>>15812512
If Ash had his hat

Things would have been a lot different

>>15812512
Ah yes, it seems Binky's hard journey is done...

Our king has been shown

>>15812512
Shit, man. Those gingerbreadkids look like they're about to sacrifice him.

>>15812512
>Binky has been decided more worthy than the noble Barney
WE MUST DESTROY CANDYLAND

>>15812510
>Lord Licorice would go on to have the final laugh, as his duchy was the only thing spared from Binky's ever-hungry maw
>he found his victory over the hated Candy King bittersweet at best

Binky fucking won...sum ol' bullshit man...

not fair.....not fair....

ok new game, I call for Solid Snake

>>15812513
I can do lord of the rings monopoly with rozen maiden characters tomorrow if anyone is interested.

10/10. 5+ threads across 2 boards for 2+ hours. A very entertaining way to spend the night.

>>15812539
RUN YOU KIDS
HE'S GOING TO EAT YOU

>>15812547
>bittersweet

I hate you.

>>15812554
Only if you don't mind playing for 36 straight hours.

>>15812539
.......Or is it?

>>15812539
>horde of magical children gather around the winner


Suddenly, I know why Barney was in this contest....

>>15812558
What a night. This will be forgotten in time by most, but I will never forget.

>Binky won
Thank you glorious candy based god!
Thank you!

>>15812554

>>15812568
there is a speed mode in lord of the rings version with the ring involved.

>>15812512
>the bodies of his fellow competitors lie about him at his victory
We are doomed.

NEXT TIME IT'S CHUTES AND LADDERS BITCHES!!!! BARNEY WILL PREVAIL!!!!

>>15812570
OH GOD NO
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

>>15812554
You gotta do a game that won't take years to finish.

>>15812570

>>15812554
You may want to play a different game. And with more diverse characters (everybody's going to love Boku or Junk).

>>15812570
HAH! Motherfucker didn't get his candy!

>>15812570
>he disappears
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?

>>15812570
IT IS A NEW DAY...

>>15812570
Next time: Binky vs. Spiderman vs. Spongebob vs. Ash's pikachu in a blood-soaked battle of Chutes and Ladders. I'm callin' it

>>15812602
How about Lego Vader, Desu, Bitchy pink haired girl from lucky star, Ho oh and Solid snake?

On the speed ring rules.

>>15812600
>>15812592
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>>15812618
All of you kids better tune into /v/ tomorrow

Tune in or you'll be................

...Sorry

>>15812554
That'd be cool, but not with those characters. You've gotta make them all random and from different things, like this has been. So like a Star Wars figure, a Lego guy, a plastic army man, a Hot Wheels car, etc.

>>15812622

OH SHIT

>>15812622
>these implications

>>15812623
There's got to be a plastic fork with googly-eyes pasted on.

>>15812622
NO, BRING IT TO /tg/! I don't go to /v/, man!

>>15812602

What this guy said.

Nothin' wrong with doing it with a Rozen Maiden figurine or two depending on the amount of players allowed, but throw in more, different characters. Besides, if you do it with JUST Rozen Maiden, everyone who isn't from /a/ will get buttmad and won't watch it unfold.

>>15812638
I like the way you think.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsWL0hM0Cto


FUCK YES BINKY

>>15812622
But... won't the mods delete our glorious threads again?

>>15812652
see >>15812620

Or full lego is a possible: any set theme from 1992-2006

>>15812622
Same time tomorrow night or what? I've been with this since the first thread, and I only go on /v/ so it won't be a problem, but if you do it at some random time during the day I'm probably going to miss out.

However, keep in mind that the mods will probably go into overdrive deleting threads again if you post on /v/.

>>15812647
Hmm I gotta figure out a way to get around the /v/ mods though,

>>15812570
oh god they ate him

>>15812668
Johnny thunder up in that bitch

I have this idea of multiple board games happening with massive amounts of different characters. Then the champions of these games meet up in one final game to determine the fate of the universe.

>>15812680
Or you could very well just start and finish in /tg/. That's an option, instead of skulking about and hoping the /v/idya mods don't fuck it.

>>15812667
>>15812680
Wait wait
I have some vidya gaem figures
I might be able to get away with that and make it a video game action figure thread, with the thread at the same time being a gateway to the /tg/ thread

It's perfect

>>15812690
But what will that game be?

>>15812677
I'd probably start at like 9 or 8 PM EST

>>15812695
Do you have Solid Snake?

>>15812710
Nah, he's too slow

I really liked the idea that someone posted in a previous thread about playing the game of Life using things like Warhammer 40K minis, Star Wars figures, etc. The more evil/badass characters the better. Sounded like comedy gold to me.

>Binky winning

All is right with the world.

Interesting idea I read about a while back:
You set up two boards, say monopoly and risk, set a square and path on each of the boards to be a gateway. Let's say the railroads and the corner countries. You use whatever characters you want, and those characters are your piece in monopoly, and your champion in risk. when crossing from monopoly to risk, money can be traded for troops by $100 = 1 troop, and likewise from risk to monopoly. If a person's commander dies in risk, or they go bankrupt in monopoly, they lose from both games. The gateways are used to freely travel through the different boards, and when travelling from one to another, the players can bring money or troops along with them which will be converted.

Yes?

>>15812737
OP here
I actually made that
I can't believe people saved it

>>15812695
What vidya action figures do you have?

>>15812703
I don't know right now.
But it could boil down to the final 2 champions in a chess games with all the failed champions as the pieces and the kings as the final 2 champions.

>>15812757
But playing chess by yourself doesnt work.

>>15812741
That sounds crazy, but awesome. Add in the game of Life as well and you've basically got a table top version of the Civilization video games. Economy, warfare, and civilian daily life.

>>15812755
Oh what's the fun in giving away the surprise?

>>15812751
I have a few of these from a few months ago.

>>15812554
Since when was Shinku's name Rachel Alucard?

>>15812785
Dem crazy voice actors.

>>15812791
I've got: Big Boss, Haruhi, pokemon keychain, Ice Bionicle, a small remote control car and Lego Tie pilot. But I have no board games.

>>15812801
Ah, I see.........

>>15812834
yeah no board games for me either, I've always had vidya to make up for lack of them anyways.

>>15812791
>Buddha
Oh god, yes!

>Have C3PO, Mario, Yosemite Sam, Ho-oh (from Pokemon HeartGold), and Geralt Bust.
>Have Monopoly, Life, Life (Simpsons Edition), Candyland, and Connect Four

>>15812865
Normal Life is best. We already did Candyland, Monopoly would get nothing done, and Connect Four would be boring.

If I pick up a board game for shenanigans like this, what would you guys want to see played?

>>15812884
OP here
I don't know if i have Chutes and Ladders I'd love to do that
Oh and Life

>>15812884
anything thats pretty much random/luck based

>>15812911
I have snakes and ladders, but this version is not action figure friendly. My friend might have life, I'll check his place friday.

I've got tons of crap that can be used for players and I work at home so Time is not an issue.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Candyland

>Part 1
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/15810288

>Part 2
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/15811163

>Part 3
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/15812182/

In a few months i'll be able to do the game of life with

A battleship
Optimus Prime
Tau Battlesuit
????

posting in an epic thread

>>15813084
Starscream.
or if you don't want two transformers, replace Optimus with Starscream.

OP, make it Life, definitely.
Also just start the thread in /tg/, we don't have a problem with a coven of /v/irgins so long as everyone is playing a traditional game, man.

Another vote for posting it on /tg/, if only so it can be archived in its entirety on the suptg

It should be here. /v/ mods don't get the entertainment value on their board that we do on /tg/.