Do bears shit in the woods?

>>15767172
Does the pope?

>>15767180
Is the Pope a bear?

>>15767216
Everyone's a bear.

>>15767216
Rawr rawr Rawr?

>>15767216
Are the woods catholic?

>>15767229
>>15767230
Oh god thats so fuRAWR rawr rawr mrrr rawr

>>15767164
I'd say in most terms, no. Vampires have a supernatural dependancy on blood, they don't metabolise it. They are dead, they don't metabolise anything.
On the other hand, the idea of a Vampire coven of fratboys guzzling down a khazad or two and waking up the next evening with a hangover from the hells is pretty amusing.
As would be bringing a dwarf or two to a storm wracked castle in lieu of bringing a keg.

>>15767216
>>15767230
>>15767235
I fucking lost it /tg/, within less than 10 posts
This will be a fun thread

>>15767239
In Vampire the Requiem/Masquerade, a high or drunk person's blood makes the vampire who drinks it high or drunk as well. Which leads to all sorts of hijinks, and corpses.

>>15767229
What? Thats rawrdiculous...

If a vampire drinks off someone infected with AIDS, does he himself get AIDS?

>>15767235
>>15767230
>>15767229
>>15767216
I fucking love you guys.

>>15767261
being dead i doubt theres much immune system to be destroyed

>>15767261
Does a bear get AIDS?

>>15767261
Yes, he suffers no ills though, but spreads it with every bite. They call those kinds of vampires plague dogs or vectors.

>>15767273
The vampire is the bear.

>>15767273
Does the pope get AIDS?

>>15767277
I gotta ask: How does a vampire spread AIDS through a bite? Can't he just use mouthwash? That only really makes sense if vampire fangs inject something that causes the ecstasy of the kiss.

>>15767286
And then the pope was a vampire.

>>15767288
The victim's blood mixes with the vampires when the kiss is going on?

>>15767286
No, but he can give it to people.

>>15767291
A vampire bear pope.

>>15767288
Magic. Plus vampires still have saliva and other bodily fluids, just mixed with blood. At least in oWoD/nWoD. They sweat and cry pink bloody drops of liquid.

>>15767286
Is AIDS catholic?

How viable would an AIDS-carrying vampire be in combat?

>>15767306
Well it doesn't support condoms so...

>>15767310
As viable as a bear pope, I would assume

>>15767310
about as viable as a non-carrying vampire.
Aids isn't exactly a fast worker.

>>15767303
Right. Can you catch AIDS by kissing someone? Is the minute amount of saliva on the end of a fang enough to give someone AIDS? What if you just mouthwash? Shit doesn't make sense, not as if vampires in general and WW ones in particular make sense though.

How does vampire AIDS even matter if all their victims turn to vampires anyway?

>>15767314
Clever faggot

>>15767328
What if it's MAGICAL AIDS?

>>15767329
>Can you catch AIDS by kissing someone?

Actually yes, like, if you have sores in your mouth.

How can direct sunlight harm a vampire but reflected sunlight doesn't?

Hard mode: don't include the words 'bear', 'pope' or 'catholic' in your answer.

>>15767331
Vampires don't instantly make their victims into vampires. Thats called an embrace. Though I guess in D&D.

Hmmm, an empire lead by an awakened vampire bear cleric...

Posting in the bear thread.

>>15767350
It does. It was proclaimed by the orthodox Christian church's head ursan.

>>15767350
well, thats easy. it's becau-
>don't include the words 'bear', 'pope' or 'catholic' in your answer.
...well fuck, Im out of ideas

>>15767350
Does a camel shit in the desert?

>>15767303
>A vampire bear pope
/tg/. Stat it. Now. And take all my money on the way out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xWK1sK3Z80

>>15767364
Are there desert bears?

>>15767364
Does the seriph?

>>15767350
Does the Ursine Bishop of Rome lead the Universal Church?

>>15767376
Is the seriph a camel?

>>15767373
Are there camels at the north pole?

>>15767350
In exactly the same way drinking a pint of pure alcohol kills us and drinking a pint of beer doesn't.

I'm assuming you mean moonlight here? Because if you use a mirror to reflect daylight, that usually works the same way as direct sunlight.

>>15767386
Is the north pole a Camelbear?

>>15767388

>pint of bear

>>15767384
OH SHIT NOW YOU'VE DONE IT
CRAZY HASSAN EXPANDS HIS MARKET INTO THE BEAR NICHE

In a completely rules related answer, in 3.5e, undead are immune to poison and alcohol is a poison

>Go off to make bear pope picture
>come back with horrible picture compared to the others

Bear Pope needs to become an official /tg/ character.

>>15767409
Nonsense.

Alcohol has a lethal dose -> Alcohol is poison
Water has a lethal dose -> Water is poison?

>>15767414
everything is poison.
hence undead are immune to everything.

>>15767424
Then why do liches need phylacteries(?) ?

Is bear pope a lich?

>>15767414
Does bear have a lethal dose?

>>15767430
>Then why do liches need phylacteries(?) ?
fashion
>Is bear pope a lich?
Is a vampire a lich?

>>15767410
Unnecessary. The bear pope is already in the hearts of all.

>>15767216
>>15767442
>>15767410
>Is the Pope a bear?
Though I do like the last image more.

>>15767441
A vampire can become a lich. But a lich cannot become a vampire.

Yet both can be a bear.

This is an interesting philiosopawrawr rawr

>>15767454
Indeed. the implications of such a philosophical conjecture are surelrawr rrrar raawr!

What the hell happened in this thread?

>>15767463
Bear Pope happened.

>>15767463
A humorous response to a question about vampires suddenly became a torrent of bear related humour mostly due to drawfags intervention and that tripfag's questions that opened up more bear related conversararawrrawr

>>15767463
something bearly understandable

i'm suprised this hasn't been archived

>this thread
>mfrawr rawr

What social skills do bears have?

>>15767478
Mauling.

>>15767478
Based on this pic, pimping.

>>15767472
Unbearable.

What skills do bears have?

>>15767503
I don't know.
I don't have any ranks in knowledge nature.

>>15767478

Better bluffing through bear bards.

>>15767478
Max ranks in intimidate.
Weapon Proficiency: Chainsaw

>>15767509
Oh shit.


In the woods.

Is this how Eclipse Phase works?

>>15767478
Depends on the kind of bear.

>>15767504
You mean Bear Lore?

>>15767508
So, our next adventure will be about a werebear bard's unbearable suffering at the hands of a vampire bear pope. In a desert.

No bear thread is complete without its tiny yet invincible cousin the WATERBEAR!

/tg/ - Bears

>>15767523
Lovecraftian bears you say...

>>15767530
It's a bear eating mammoth you ninny.

Requesting Bearthulhu shop.

>>15767533
There are a bit more tentacles then tusks there.

>>15767533
Yeah, you're right. Though there are a bit more snakey things there then two. Though I dunno how many tusks a mammoth has.

>>15767530

The Bear:
"Dude, chill, I've got this."

>>15767547

Mammoths have two tusks, but fantasy likes to give Elephant-like creatures more (see Oliphants). Looks like this mammoth had four tusks.

That's concept art for The Elder Scrolls: Skyrim, btw.

>>15767557
Ah, oh well.

Shame, tentacle bear monsters would actually make it Elderscroll-ish instead of Viking-Oblivion-Rip-off-The-Game.

Is. It. Archived. Yet?!

>>15767568
Back on subject.
Bear pope: More powerful than Jesus?

>>15767579

Yes, that's a given.

But the real question is...

Bear Pope vs. Raptor Jesus.

Who wins?

>>15767585
Bear pope kicks Raptor Jesus' ass and then rides him around.

>>15767579
Wasn't Jesus a bear?

He did say something about bearing one's own something something.

>>15767585
I'd ask philosoraptor, but I'm sure he'd be biased.

So wait... if Bear Pope is high enough level to be a pope can he turn vampires infected with AIDS so that they do not infect the Catholic woods?

>>15767585
Depends on if he Velocirapture comes true or not.

I can't even describe the bear hilarity of this thread. It's a rawring success.

FROM THIS DAY FORWARD
JULY 31ST WILL FOREVER BE KNOWN AS BEAR DAY

>>15767440
yes, 1 bear is a lethal dose

>>15767621
So, just like the other 364, then.

>>15767636
Meanwhile, at /tg/

>>15767636
Screw the Velocirapture! The Bearpocalypse is already upon us!

You guys are idiots.
Enjoy some sexy naked bear.

>>15767680

>>15767680
...Proceed

So...does the bear pope use coasters?

>>15767693
He doesn't need to. If water damage happens, he can just anti-age it and remove the water stain.

>>15767702

But what if the God Bear asks him to if he ever visits?

>>15767673
The Geek will inherit the Earth.

BEARAPTORS.

>>15767751
Why would you do that?

Good lord, man, you've killed us all.

>>15767757
Not if we all convert to Bearolicism.

>>15767764

You've taught me a lot about religion, your vikingness.

>>15767764
I vote for a third candidate, Sharkentology

>>15767784
HEATHEN!

>>15767784
Bah. everyone knows thats a scam. You have to sell all your fur and go live underwater just to be part of that religion!

>>15767793
Life originated form the great blue and will one day return there one way or the other.

>>15767793

Did you know they're also the ones melting your icecaps? That way you don't have a choice

>>15767805
>>15767805
MOTHERFUCKER

>>15767813

>>15767805
WHAT?!?
THATS IT! IM TAKING UP ARMS AGAINST THOSE SHARKENTOLOGY FUCKS! WHO'S WITH ME?

Did somebody say BEARS?

>>15767827
LET'S DO THIS!

>>15767829
Go home Teddy. These ones aren't tied to a post.

>>15767827
>>15767834
Come at me bro!

OH SWEET BEARBY JESUS, THE RAPTORS HAVE ALLIED WITH THE SHARKS!

WE ARE SO SCREWED!

>>15767870
Yes! Accept your new overlords!

It's a good thing, then, that as previously evidenced the bears have Lovecraftian allies.

TO ARMS, MEN! WE MARCH TOWARDS THE SEA AT DAWN!

DO NOT WORRY BEARS, FOR YOU HAVE THE ORANGUTANGS ON YOUR SIDE! OUR MAGICS WILL SURELY BE OF GREAT HELP!

>>15767870
>>15767880
We are gonna need Turok riding a bear and a bigger boat.

>thread about vampire drinking dorf blood turns in to all out war between Bears, Velociraptors, Sharks and apparently Orangutans to decide the fate of the world.

wut?

Well this thread went as planned.

>>15767996
You must be new on /tg/.

Sharkbearaptors.

This is why I love /tg/.

I enjoy bears. Bear mounts for everyone.

SEA BEAR

AND

GRIZZLY SHARK

Did somebody say SHARKS?!

>>15768126

Bread must Live

This thread pleases me.

Never change /tg/.

With these weapons we shall defeat any shark

Air support has arrived!
Also, you are magnificent /tg/!

Damn your dinosear air support....

Get the Bearzookas

WTF is this thread?!?

>>15768911
Bear lore.

>>15768911

The end of the world, my friend.
The end of the world.

>>15767164
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>>15767236
Capped for posterity.

Hurrbuh Durrbuh Bearhad

Pope be damned, this thread is unbearable.

What did we do? What did we do!?

Hum!

This man is one of our Technical engineers. Help him with anything he asks.

>>15770920
..what? No, I still don't have any salmon, just...
DAMMIT, THERE AREN'T ANY STREAMS AROUND HERE

>>15767277
Wrong, When he drinks infected blood he has to test to determine if he in turns become infected, then so does anyone whom drinks from him, making ghouls particularly hard to do, and it will require an additional blood expenditure upon rising to suppress the symptoms. If he has the Infectious bite flaw, he can't heal his bites as normal by licking them, and these leaves mortals very vulnerable to catching illness.

>>15767442


STATS FOR THE BEAR POPE!

no

undead aren't affected by poison
alcohol is a poison

Yes.

Bumps in the name of the Bear Pope!

for memory sake

Bearly a bump.

>>15772145
It isn´t a poison. It´s a psychoactive substance. Like caffeine, nicotine...

There aren´t a lot of non-poisonous psychoactive substances, but most of it are cannabis products and psychedelic drugs.

I think the pertenant question is, will there ever be a Black Bear Pope? That office is Racist son.

>>15779622
You just need to bear with it.

Why hasn't this been posted yet?

bump

Posted this on chanarchive. Go vote!

>>15779772
You mean Bearcula, Lord of Bearvania and Pope of earth, hater of sharks and their raptor brethren.