bamf that whore.

She just blasted a door off of a wall with a pillar of fire.
Let's be cordial and ask who she is. And try to avoid swearing.

>>15759548

Okay fine, do this instead.

And if that don't work. Use more bamf.

>>15759608
>>15759548

>"Okay, no need for violence here. My name is Vhara. What's yours?"

Following proper mortal etiquette, you introduce yourself first. The girl seems unsure as to how to react, but shortly replies "My name is Parity. What do you want from me? Haven't you demons tortured us enough?"

She keeps you at arm's length. It seems unwise to try and get close.

>>15759679
Ignore plothook; collect Carl and leave politely.

i want to roll for seduction

>>15759474
>The girl on the left is you.
Ignore etiquette, smite demon girl.

>>15759742

I R GUD AT DIREKSHUNS GUYS HNOEST

>>15759701

Fuck that, obviously we're dealing with a potential party member here.

Tell her we're not here to cause trouble. We're just trying to get back to hell. Maybe she can help?

>>15759679
Answer honestly.
Wait, say "No" and explain the situation instead.

>>15759784
>>15759783

>"I'm not sure what you're talking about. Me and Carl are just trying to get back to hell."

Carl protests weakly that he was never in hell to begin with, but Parity doesn't hear him.

Parity responds that you know full well what you're talking about. You sent those horrible purple things after everyone in the city and now it's been taken over. She's also trapped in the building because the Elevator is overgrown with fleshy purple stuff and there's some ugly beast guarding the Lobby.

Obviously, you have no idea what this girl is going on about.

>>15759855
Convince her of our alligience with not-those-things opening that elevator and Hellfire-ing whatever purple fleshy mass she speaks of.

That'll show her. And the purple stuff.

>>15759855

>"We just KILLED one of those purply tentacle things not one minute ago! I can show you the corpse, if you want! Whatever's going on, we had nothing to do with it."

>>15759896
>>15759881

>"We have no idea what those things are, they're sure as hell not on our side. We had to kill one just now!"

To cement your argument you decide to show her the corpse.

Parity says you're not making a very good argument.

>>15760169
These things aren't from me and that don't look like anything from hell. Not that I remember. Hell does fire and brimstone and delicious sin, tentacles aren't really our thing.

>>15760220
>forgot to add
Also it seems like the corpse crawled away. This is probably bad.

Might as well go investigate, safer then leaving it to do whatever.

>>15760239

You're not fighting that thing without Carl! You don't even know if arrows or daggers would do anything!

>>15760267
Carl! Why did it move? It shouldn't move! Get the lead out!
(Have him investigate first)

>>15760284

Carl is still incapacitated!

>>15760298
Jeez, always napping. Let's wake his ass up and get him up to speed before something shows up.

Let's go uncapacitate him, then

>>15760343
unincapacitate? recapacitate?

bamf?

Lets roll to convince her we are telling the truth

>>15760340
>>15760352
>>15760343

You hurry back and get Carl upright. He seems fine, fortunately.

Parity says she can tell from your reaction that you really don't have any association with the purple things. She's yet to find a way to kill them for real.

She says she'll come with you but keeps her distance. It seems that she still doesn't exactly trust you, which makes sense. You are demons after all.

Parity has joined the party!
Parity's Stats:
Clout: 2
Flightiness: 5
Brainpower: 12
Loveliness: 6
Heresy: 4

Techniques: Dragon Pillar, Rime Pillar, Thor Pillar

Inventory: GENERIC BLACK STAFF OF WITCHINESS

What will you do next?

[Sorry that took so long.]

>>15760784
Bamf. Always Bamf.

Don't think we can gain anything else by searching this building, lets go outside

Bamf the bloody knife. Then try Bamfing Parity.

Outside, to whatever the mortal world warrants against us!

> => Party: ABSCOND.

>>15760872
>>15760818

Trying to get close enough to Parity to Bamf her results in her shoving her staff at your chin and her saying that any funny business will get you electrocuted. Even if you managed to sneak up on her and do it you doubt she would be very happy about it. It's probably a really bad idea.

Bamfing the bloody knife is fruitless. It's just a regular knife with blood on it, the blood isn't even anything special.

>>15760927
>>15760867

You decide you're going to leave the building, so you go down the stairs to the lobby. However, your retreat outside is halted by the bug ugly monster Parity just told you about.

Parity says you should pay attention.

>>15761291


Carl: Grievous Slash
Vhara: Hellfire
Parity: Rime Pillar

If that doesn't work, have Vhara fly up high where it can't get her, let the others flee, and the bombard the thing with arrows and hellfire from above.

>>15761353
Second. Preparing ridiculous dice-rollage.

>>15761388
>>15761353

You used Hellfire!
Carl used Grievous Slash!
Parity used Rime Pillar!

Hoo, boy. Let's handle this one at a time.

First is your roll for Hellfire. Roll Brainpower (sucess is 6).

rolled 6 = 6

Rollan.

>>15761649
Nobody else roll anything! He can't average us to death if we don't let him!

.

rolled 1 = 1

Rolling

>>15761659

If nobody else rolls, I'll just assume all of these unrolled rolls are ones.

(choo choo)

>>15761669

That doesn't count! Your brainpower is 7, not 6!

rolled 1 = 1

rollan!

rolled 3 = 3

Rolling!

rolled 4 = 4

Roll!

rolled 7 = 7

rollan

>>15761779
>>15761737
>>15761716
>>15761703
>>15761649

>Rolled 6,1,3,4,7
>Final roll is 5

The roll failed...

Now to roll Carl's Clout (10+6)!

rolled 10 + 6 = 16

It's carl time!

rolled 3 + 6 = 9

>>15761829

rolled 5 = 5

Rollan

>>15761829
>Forgot to add

A 12 will be a success against this giant, and nothing less.

rolled 4 + 6 = 10

Boom

rolled 7 + 6 = 13

>>15761847
rerollan

rolled 5 + 6 = 11

shakalaka

>>15761871
>>15761858
>>15761853
>>15761841
>>15761835

>Rolled 16, 9, 10, 13, 11
>Final roll is 13

The roll is a Sucess!

Lastly, Parity's Brainpower. Her GENERIC BLACK STAFF OF WITCHINESS gives her a +3 bonus to casting spells, so the roll is 12+3. You only have to beat 6.

rolled 10 + 3 = 13

>>15761917

Rime pillar sha-sha-shaw

rolled 4 + 3 = 7

>>15761917

Let's see what this girl can do. Aside from cast pillars of stuff, as we know that already.

rolled 10 + 3 = 13

Let's break the ice.

rolled 7 + 3 = 10

Rolling!

Easy enough, this roll's just a formality

rolled 6 + 3 = 9

>>15762057

>>15762062
>>15762026
>>15762004
>>15761971
>>15761933

>Rolled 13,7,13,10,9
>Final roll is 11

Sucess!

Drawfaggotry coming right up...

>>15762259

You forgot to draw Carl's horns in >>15761638

>>15762371
He forgets to draw a lot of things, like Vhara's wings or tail sometimes, carl's tail or horns, the purple in Parity's hair, etc.

Still, fun quest though.

You know, we can roll 3 dice at once and count the modifiers afterward. Just saying.

>>15762259

The huge TENTACLE HORROR is slain.

Carl gained 2 Clout! Carl's Clout is now 12!
Carl gained 2 Flightiness! His Flightiness is now 2!
Carl learned the technique "Earth Rend"!

Parity Gained 1 Loveliness! her Loveliness is now 7!

Parity says that the ice will keep the horror from Regenerating. At least, until it melts.

[Yeah, I keep forgetting to draw stuff. Although I do leave out the pink in Parity's hair unless she's casting/has just casted a spell on purpose. Parity's Power glows Pink.

Also, I'm not really up for it today, as evidenced by my lazy pace. I'm sorry guys, maybe tomorrow or Monday.]

>>15762569
Fair enough. Good show, Vince. We'll see you after the weekend. Have a good one!