have a giant orgy with the nerd minions

>>15748550

Initiate boss fight music.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnGnJWKyBak

>>15748583

You are not a Succubus! You're just a Demon Girl, yeesh!

I'm going to ignore all commands involving sex, so I would advise you not to post them. Keep it PG-13.

UNLEASH THE HORDE.

Send the 80 minions after St. Peter and sneak by with Carl/Duncan amidst the resultant chaos.

rolled 3, 10, 3, 3, 8, 14, 9, 16, 14, 11, 10, 14, 8, 4, 10, 13, 10, 15, 4, 1 = 180

Seconding. Unleash the horde.

Rolling 20d16, since can't roll 80d4

rolled 6, 13, 13, 3, 9, 13, 14, 7, 10, 3, 4, 8, 4, 1, 12, 16, 5, 5, 14, 8 = 168

How the hell did St. Peter even get in there? We left him passed out by the pearly gates. How'd he get past the hall of earthly pleasures without us seeing him?

>>15748714

>UNLEASH THE HORDE

You command your horde of Nerd Minions to charge on Sir Peter, which they gladly do with much rage. Peter appears completely immobilized, But the Nerd Minion's flabby limbs and untrained flailing will probably fail to hurt him in any way. Furthermore, There's now a wall of nerds blocking your path. You guess you could fly over, but you're not nearly strong enough to lift Carl and Fly at the same time, and you're not too fond of flying over that waving sword either.

... Speaking of the waving sword, Peter seems too distracted by your horde of minions to pay attention to anything else.

We must steal that sword!

Wait for the perfect moment and get the sword! FLAMING SWORD HO!

Get the sword!

> => ABSCOND with SORD

>>15749060
>>15749041
>>15749027

> You decide to steal the Flaming Sword.

Roll Flightiness (d6). A 3 will suceed.

captcha: clearly daaliti

rolled 5 = 5

.

rolled 6 = 6

Come on, lady needs a new flaming sword!

rolled 6 = 6

Baby needs a new shiny!

rolled 4 = 4

Rollan

rolled 1 = 1

>>15749084
I'm so glad this is back!

>>15749150
>>15749136
>>15749130
>>15749115
>>15749096

>Rolled 5,6,6,4,1
>Final Roll is 5

You fly over and snatch the FLAMING SWORD OF HOLY VENGEANCE with ease! Thins sword provides a flat +6 Bonus to Clout rolls Now on clout rolls, you can roll d(Clout)+6!

... Wait, what's that sizzling noise? [cutscene, Vhara will not accept commands right now]

>>15749241

>AAAAAAH SHITFUCKING COCKTITS THIS HURTS

Your Heresy is way too high to wield such a holy sword! Your hand literally catches on fire and you throw the FLAMING SWORD OF HOLY VENGEANCE away in pain!

Carl somehow manages to avoid getting it planted in his brain by catching it just in time. Since his Heresy is at -3, though, he can weild it just fine.

With this new revelation, what will you do?

lets give it to carl.

>>15749371
Tell Carl to kill St. Peter with it. The nerds are holding him down.

>>15749371
Put out hand-fire,
Dispatch nerd-horde,
Carl Vs Peter,
Sneak into the door

>>15749403

>>15749403
>>15749397
>>15749391

>FINISH HIM!

While extinguishing your hands, you order your Nerd Horde to clear the way and hold St. Peter down. You order Carl to finish him off.

Carl has to roll his Clout (d6+6)! A roll of 9 will be a sucess!

rolled 5 + 6 = 11

>>15749585

rolled 1 + 6 = 7

Well hopefully some of the other artifacts here aren't blessed like the sword. That or hope that the sword isn't so holy once it's killed St. Peter.

>>15749585

rolled 2 + 6 = 8

>>15749585

>>15749641

You have to put it in the E-Mail slot, doofus!

rolled 1 + 6 = 7

ATTAAAACK!

rolled 6 + 6 = 12

>>15749585

rolled 2 + 6 = 8

>>15749585
FINISH HIM!

Lets bamf the sword

>>15749698
Great idea. Let's try that after we're done.

>>15749698

Oh yeah, I think of trying to bamf the sun but I didn't think to try bamfing the sword? Damn.

>>15749715

Oh well, might as well try bamfing St. Peter's corpse once our minion deals with him while we're at it.

>>15749655
>>15749650
>>15749648
>>15749626
>>15749626
>>15749599

>Rolled 11,7,8,7,12
>Final Roll is 10

Carl cleaves St. Peter's head in twain.

Saint Peter has been Slain.

You gained +2 Flightiness! Your Flightiness is now 8!
You gained +1 brainpower! Your Brainpower is now 7!
You gained +3 Loveliness! Your Loveliness is now 10!
You gained +4 Heresy! Your Heresy is now 10!
You remembered the technique "Hellfire"!

Carl gained +2 Clout! Carl's Clout is now 8!
Carl gained +3 Heresy! Carl's Heresy is now 0!
Carl learned the Technique "Grievous Slash"!

It appears that Carl's kind heart can't quite stand up to the fact that he's just killed someone, and is now just staring at the bloody sword.

If you want to continue using the FLAMING SWORD OF HOLY VENGEANCE as it is you might have to get Carl to do some good deeds.

rolled 6 + 6 = 12

>>15749952
OK, so now we enter the door. After we raid the Hall of Spiritual Pleasures we can figure out what to do with Carl.

The Nerd horde can stand guard outside, on alert in case we need them. Carl should stay a few steps back just in case.

Carl loves shorts, they're comfy and easy to wear.

Where can we find some sexier clothes?

>>15749952
Bamf the sword.

Bamf the sword, and bamf Saint Peter's corpse.

>>15749952


Go back to the previous room and use force the red and blue angels to open the red door. Use the horde. That'll get us some heresy.

>>15749746
>>15749715
>>15749713

>Bamf the sword.

Bamfing the FLAMING SWORD OF HOLY VENGEANCE with St. Peter's blood on it ends up integrating it into the blade and the sword turns into an UNHOLY FLAMING CLEAVER OF ANGEL-SLAYING. It now provides an additional +2 bonus against Angels. However, it's also now too heavy for Vhara to carry!

>>15749698

>Bamf St. Peter's Corpse.

As expected, it still does nothing! An angel is still an angel, even if his head is in two pieces!

>>15750078
Give the sword to Carl, and then go kill those Red/Blue angels.

>>15750100
No don't kill both keep the Blue one around change his clothes and have him spread the word of our conquest.

>>15750041
>>15750064

>Give the sword to Carl, Force the angels to open the Trap Door.

Carl is already in posession of the UNHOLY FLAMING CLEAVER OF ANGEL-SLAYING.

Since Carl is still catatonic, you head outside and order your Nerd Minions to get the angels to open the door. Both turn to piles of ash on the ground when they try.

You gained +2 Heresy! Your Heresy is now 12!

>>15750100

Certainly not in Heaven!

Also, you could probably leave heaven now that St. Peter isn't guarding the Pearly Gates anymore. he was the only thing that ever kept you from leaving.

Do you want to raid the Hall of Spiritual Pleasures for more artefacts or try and head to the Human World?

>>15750221
More artifacts then we can outfit Carl as a demon lord of lame.

more artifacts

>>15750221
Yes.
Sure, we're technically done, but there's loot! And potential human-worlding!

MORE LOOT.

We could just let Carl control the 80 minions while we go to Earth and start bamfing stuff.

probably not much in there we can carry/use personally but it would be nice to have a few trinkets to bribe or empower followers with.

to the artifacts!

>>15750240
>>15750265
>>15750250
>>15750248

>LOOTLOOTLOOTLOOTLOOT

The loot isn't nearly as awesome as you expect it to be, but you do grab some nifty stuff (After Bamfing it so you can use it, of course.

You obtain:
HELLSTEEL CENTURION ARMOR, which gives a +4 Bonus to Clout for the purpose of taking hits, but It has no space for Wings, for some dumb reason! These dumb angels don't make anything right.
SOULSTEEL POWERBOW, which gives a +2 Bonus to Clout attack rolls and allows you to attack from a distance. It has an additional +1 Bonus against living things.
A PAIR OF REGULAR STILETTO DAGGERS, which allow you to make melee attacks with Flightiness instead of Clout. Why were a pair of regular old knives in the Hall of Spiritual Pleasures? It is a mystery.

You also nick a few thousand dollars worth of priceless artifiacts that you get your minions to carry (carefully).

Carl has snapped out of his Catatonia by now, but he's staying quiet.

>>15750447


Give the armor to Carl. Take the bow and the stilettos for ourselves. Now we need to go conquer the human world.

>>15750447
Conquer Earth with minion army and superior powers. Carl, uh, maybe he can hang here? I have an uneasy feeling about him.

>>15750447

Give the Hellsteel armor to Carl and keep the Bow and Knives for ourselves.

re-bamf Carl and lets go to earth.

>>15750447


Can you bamf the daggers?

Get some of Peter's blood on those stilettos and then bamf them up.

>>15750447
can we "bamf" him harder? or recondition him to more readily accept his new role as our protector?

>>15750537
>>15750505
>>15750475

>Re-Bamf Carl
Bamfing Carl again has no effect. He says he's already undyingly loyal to you and would follow you to the gates of hell itself (Which, all things considered, is actually pretty likely!).

>>15750447
baptize carl in St. Peter's blood so we can give him a little upgrade. Afterwords tell him: "together we will free all the world's people from the false god's tyranny and have one a hell of a good time doing it"

>>15750580
ok, even if it doesnt upgrade him baptize him in the blood anyway. Bastardized holy rituals are sure to score us both some heresy.

>>15750580
aw ye

Seconding baptizing in blood, and blooding up and bamfing the stilettos.

Even better idea for baptism we go traditional route.
Fill a fountain with angel blood
Pray as we dunk him under then do a pentagram on his forehead.

>>15750529

>Dip the Daggers in St.Peter's Blood and Bamf them.

Doing so makes them nifty BLOODSOAKED STILETTOS OF ANGEL-KILLING, Affording a +2 bonus against Angels.

>>15750505
>>15750491
>>15750475
>>15750474

>Gear up and Go to Earth.

As soon as you and Carl step through the pearly gates, You're teleported somewhere on earth. You've been through this before, But Carl hasn't Carl looks absolutely terrified.

Then again, the Decor of the room might help. Usual satanic worshipper stuff, crazy scrawling on the walls in blood, blood pentagram, lit candles, cobwebs, and black paint. The works.

Though you're not quite sure what the writing on the wall is supposed to mean.

>>15750975
>>15750776
>>15750755
>>15750671
>>15750580

You make a mental note to do that at the next oppertunity.

>>15750975
we should definatley etch out a few unholy sigils on our little buddy durring his baptizm

>science antatif

thats right captcha, fuck science

>>15750998
Calm Carl down a bit, can't have a panicky sword-wielder.
Then proceed through door, prepare the HELLFIRE anything that gets in your way.

>>15750998
Open the door, Get on the Floor, Have Carl walk the dinosaur.

>>15751012
thats weak-sauce bro

>>15751038
>>15751020

When you try the door, It's locked.

>>15751134
BAMF THE DOOR

>>15751134
Well then have Carl pick the lock with his sword.

>>15751134
HELLFIRE the door. What's the worst that could-
Carl, smash the door down.

tell carl to settle. for now we're the most badass thing in this house.

then tell him to assert himself through the door

Have Carl AGGRESS the DOOR.

>>15751278
>>15751247
>>15751203
>>15751173
>>15751168

>You tell Carl to attack the door.

Surely enough, he smashes it into tiny peices with the sword. His display of violence is enough to convince him that whatever's here isn't a threat to him. [cont'd]

>>15751499
Hell yeah Carl, swing that sword!

>>15751499

>You proceed through the door.
You also briefly contemplate walking the dinosaur, but this is not the time nor the place. Plus, you didn't open the door, you smashed it into tiny bits.

Looks like there was a struggle in here. Whoever made the ritual room appears to be dead now. Blood everywhere, and it's all long dried.

Did he cut off his own hand? Hardcore.

Open the door thats on the other side of the room

Steal that guy's awesome robe!

Also, I'd like commands to be specific from now on. Saying "Open the door" means Vhara will open it, and Carl will stay where he is. "Open the door and have Carl come with you" is what you need if you want to keep Carl with you.

>>15751604
Well I trust the wall's judgement we should get right out of here and into the next room and have Carl carry the body.

>>15751604
-take the murder weapon. its gotta have some bad mojo
-search his body, might have somthing interesting on him.
-then proceed out the door.

Hows Carl dealing with all this? If he needs it give a little word of encouragement and give him a quick kiss.

>>15751642
don't forget to take Carl with you. Can't leave him alone.

>>15751629
cant we just assume carl is allways coming with us unless we say otherwise? its pretty obvious we arent going to abandon the clyde to our bonnie.

i am seconding giving carl a bit of succubus type encouragement. give him a kiss and tell him how badass hes become.

We should take the severed hand, too. Just in case.

>>15751608
>>15751628
>>15751632
>>15751642
>>15751645
>>15751662
>>15751685
>>15751731

>Encourage Carl, Loot, Get out

You take the SEVERED HAND and BLOODY KNIFE. There's something odd about the hand, but you can't put your finger on it (You're so witty).

>"You've been dealing with this pretty well, Carl. You're so manly."
Carl blushes a bit and flexes. You kiss him on the cheek and he blushes a bit more and says that you don't have to compliment him, he just wants to help you.

You try to take the guy's BADASS ROBE OF DARKNESS But it's practiaclly fused to his body, and you aren't looking forward to trying to peel it off (or wear it afterwards) so you leave it alone.

Finally, you decide to obey the wall and leave the room. This door's unlocked, at lea- what was that noise

>>15751780
Investigate sound.
Then Hellfire the Cultist body for good measure. Things don't look right with it from our angle.

>>15751780

Quick, Bamf the robe guy's corpse. Bamf the knife and the hand, too.

From here on out, our default option is bamf. Bamf EVERYTHING. If it something doesn't bamf, tell us.

>>15751780
the hand is posessed. ready the hellfire but dont fire yet, and make a mental note to check the hand more closely after the noise is investigated

>>15751780

Oh shit, were you the guy that did Loliquest a long, long time ago? That was rad, man. Keep on keeping on.

>>15751916

Nope, I didn't do that thread, sorry.

HELLFIRE THE CORPSE

>>15751909
>>15751903
>>15751892
>>15751857

>UNHOLY SHIT WHAT WAS THAT

Your first reflex is to wheel around and Bamf the corpse, but Puzzlingly enough that doesn't do anything- The Corpse is moving on its own, and it's immune to demonic corruption somehow! Your second impulse is to blast it with Hellfire, but that seems to have only made it angry!

Are those tentacles growing out its mouth and where its hand used to be?! Is that purple blood?!

You feel a wriggling in your pocket...

>>15751945

>>15752081
Ditch the Hand
Carl, Grievous Slash the...thing!
You, GTFO

>>15752081

CARL! SMITE IT!

>>15752081

1.Grab and throw the severed hand we had picked up at the tentacle-cultist-thing.
2. Order Carl to slice and dice the tentacles.

Try to recruit it.

>>15752118
>>15752109

>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>15752216
Stab it with the knives until it stops being scary.

WOAH WOAH!

WAIT A SEC!

We're evil, this thing is most likely evil, and we're a demon known for social graces.

Let's just talk to the thing. Introduce yourself and see if the thing responds. If he tries to hurt us, then order Carl to smite.

>>15752233
Second.

>>15752233
No, no way man.
There's evil, and then there's -EVIL-.
We're just some demon girl of classic rock and roll and drugs evil. This guy?
He's an ELDER evil. Fucker was probably crusing around in oblivion when got turned on the lights.
Jerk.

>Montio considered
That clinches it, we need a character named Montio, and he must be a philosopher of some sort.

>>15752257
>forgot to make a suggestion/command action.
FUCKING RUN, BITCH.
And burn the house down on your way out! Tentacle horrors hate fire!

>llicat microcosms

>>15752216

The corpse horror facepalms.

>>15752309
Ha!
Now seriousle, we and Carl need to running time. Forget fighting it, cutting it open might just sprout out more tentacles.

>>15752309
>The horpse corror facepalms.
Wut?

>overAU algebra
Algebra involving distances over Astronomical Units?
Fuck. That. Shit.

>>15752118
>>15752115
>>15752109

Carl uses this as his oppertunity to be a COMPLETE BADASS.

Carl used Grievous Slash!

The TENTACLE HORROR was slain!

Carl gained 2 Clout! His Clout is now 10!
Carl gained 1 Brainpower! His Brainpower is now 4!
Carl gained 2 Loveliness! His loveliness is now 2!

>>15752426
Oh god Demons Soul flashback.

>>15752426
are we slutty enough to bone carl now? sex at the site of a terrible ritual suicide/elder god summoning will make him even more bad-ass.

if not he needs a bj or somthing of that nature

>>15752426
Whoo! Great job Carl!

Now, I presume that in his badassery, we escaped unscathed and without a single care? And are now on the other side of the previous, unlocked doorway?

Give Carl a sporting pat on the ass for his badass victory, and then we get the fuck outta here.

Carl seems rather proud of himself.

The TENTCLE HORROR seems to have been slain, at least for the time being. At the very least, it can't get back up... For now.

You have a feeling that hanging around is probably a bad idea in any case.

=>ABSCOND.

Lets go through the other door with Carl in front.

Let's try coating the bow in that tentacle horror's blood and bamfing it.

>>15752901

On second thought, let's not get too close to the body. Just get going.

>>15752752
Delicious blood, you must take it.

>>15752939
>>15752901

That is a bad idea in all the ways and you don't really want anything to do with that purple blood!

>>15752924
>>15752795
>>15752776

You head through the door.

You're now in a Hallway. There's quite a few doors, and a mixture of both the regular blood and that icky purple goo. There's a sign on the opposite door that seems really, really ominous....

Lets go to that door to the left of the exit where that girl is and try to talk to her. Carl will be in front.

>>15752992
Ohoho, someone is peeking in at the far door there. Wave happily at them and say hi. Sure it's silly but it can't hurt.

>>15753071

What Girl?

>>15752992
Smilyface in the far left door.

>>15753104
Have Carl knock politely on the door on the far left. With Vhara right behind him.

Or kick it down, you know, whatever works.

>>15753104
The one you could have sworn was in the corner of your vision just now but you might have imagined it except that sudden wham seems like compelling evidence that you should investigate. Maybe.

>>15753124
>>15753128
These

Break down that door and go after her

>>15753104
Let's investigate the resounding WHAM by KER-CRUSHing the bloodless door down.

>>15752992
>is that... stocking?

>>15753124
>>15753128
>>15753160
>>15753186
>>15753234

This time, Carl opts for a polite knock instead.
[cutscene]

>>15753265
CRASH!

GET ON THE FLOOR WITH YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK!

Unfortunately the door gets broken down anyway, although this time it's not Carl.

>>15753331
OH NOES!
Is Carl alright!? His life takes immediate priority right now!
As long as we don't get hurt. Screw getting hurt, that sucks.

>>15753331
God damn dragons.

Who's this broad, and why is she trying to kill you?

What are these tentacled horrors that plague the mortal realm?

Will Vhara ever find sexier clothing to wear?

And is Carl okay?! (Yeah, he is, Demons are immune to fire.)

All these questions and more answered Tomorrow in Vhara's Quest: Act 3!

>>15753451
Is there a definite starting time or is it just whenever on whatever day?

>>15753464

Yeahprettymuch but I'll probably start again around 1 or 2 in the afternoon. I might not be doing it over the weekend, though. Just keep your eyes peeled.

>>15753478
So, bout the same time as this one, or 1-2 EST US? I lurk enough that I'll catch it eventually, keep up the good work, Vince.

>>15753487

About the same time as this one, 1-2 pm Mountain Time. Yeah, I live in a weird timezone. So, 12-1 pm PST.

>>15753535
Noted. I got 17:18 starting time, which is 5:18 where I live. I'll start looking then.