Absolution
Leviathan
Spite
Steady Hand
Scabrous Wench
Auspicious
Umbrage
Lord Dulov
Cymekt

The Voidnaut

The Hate Machine
The Black Flag
Nest Egg
Space Age Love Song
Domino Effect
Here we are!

Used in several games.

The Event Horizon

I don't know.
What is it?
Can't see shit.
The Bank.
CNX9271443SF331CP6130y

Might as well use the name of your ship as a weapon too. A weapon of mass confusion.

Faithless
Black Blade
Imperial Truth

Thunderchild
Arrowhead
Redemption
Ravenous
Retribution
Rastafarian
Satellite of Hate
Flaming platypus
Death's Flight
The Tragically Fated
Indecent Proposal
Ephemeron
Topolect
Corona
Exemplar
Hierarch
Celestial Fire
Infinity Vanguard
Outbound Express
Dubious Pleasure
Scandalous Attire
Hyperdrive is Overloading
HMS Rustbucket
Maxwell's Silver Hammer
Yellow Submarine
Working Man
The Gambler
Last Rights
Quick Draw
Red Ride 2
Metal Fighter
Virtual Insanity
President Spirit
Mobious 1
Hard Nose
Dept Blue
Good Feather
Assign Mark
Invictus

>>15737372
Fearless
Warlock
Vulcan
Hephaestus
Medusa
Heirophant
The Dutchman
Mary Celeste
Barnham's Pride
Dawson's Christian
Cherry Lips
Ring of Fire
Black Steel
Grave Wisdom
The Moneymaker
Arcadia
Forward Unto Dawn
Tiamat
She's One Of Ours, Sir
Der Freischutz
Solaris
Candlejack
Cerebus.
Wunterwaffen.
Carabosse.
Battletoad.
Blazing Justice.
Radiant Eclipse.
Dreadnought.
Worldcrusher.
it's just a pile of junk
small reckon vessel
Eve of Destruction
HMS Jörmungandr
Sleipnir
Garm
Fafnir (and)
Fenrir
The USS Intervention
Harm's Way
Terminus Est
Mandatae Thanatos

Source of Pain
Penumbra
Indefatigable
Crown of Iron
Hid behind the door when they were handing out the Gravitas. (couldn't resist just one :p )
Ghanima Eclipse
Cycle of Eternity
Lady Ellen
REND! MAIM! KILL! (Chaos battlecruiser, constant looping transmission)

>>15737350
>ofiseewhatyoudidthere.jpg

Just A Stray Asteroid
Sensor Malfunction
It's One Of Ours, Captain
Smaller Than Your Mother

>>15737381
The Hand of Death
Malleus Vincere (Iustitia)
The Hammer of Victory (Justice)
The Kiss of Dawn
castor & pollux
archemedies
cronos
the atlas
posidons trident
Vow of Poverty
Blessing of Vengeance
Fire of Salvation
Litany of Fury
Ultima Ratio Regum (Latin: 'The Last Argument of Kings')
Kriegsmesser
Leverage
Unnecessary Compensation
Awkward Silence
Belligerence
Outer Heaven
Deckard's Dream
Nostalgia for Infinity
Nebula Dancer
Elegy of Dying Stars
A Difference of Opinions
The Muse of Fire
The Muse of water
The Muse of earth
The Muse of the air
Doomcock
Battleship: Dominion
Carrier: Valhalla
Destroyer: Ragnarok
CannonFodder
White Lightning
Chocolate Thunder
A Frank Exchange of Views
The Great Negiotiator
Overcompensation
The Messenger
The Diplomatic Solution
The Negotiator
To Whom It May Concern
The Your Mom
The Event Horizon
The Challenger
The Unnatural Selector
The Corpse Wagon
The A Sensor Glitch

>>15737365
How could you forget the "She's One Of Ours Sir?"

All my ships are about penises or butts or lol.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_ships_(The_Culture)

best ever

>>15737392
The Old Man Rocket
The Extra Ribbed For Her Pleasure
The Dirty Damnation
Maximum Fuck
The Spectre
The "We're Totally Legit"
The "Gravitas? I'll Show You Gravitas!"
Piece of Ship
Rumrunner
Excess Baggage
Century Eagle
Decade Sparrow
Year Tit
The S.S. Empty Hold
St. Vladmir (He's the patron saint of smugglers.)
The Bandit Moon
Shoots First
The Better Side of Life.
God's Dice
Hidden Ace
Lady Luck
Fortuna's Smile
Lakshmi Parayan
Tyche's Favor
Sylph's Kiss
Undine's Embrace
Barricade Breaker
Blessing of the Night
Poison Thought
Stormchaser
Windrunner
Wavecutter
Gale Force
Night Prowler
Silent Advance
Poacher
Serpent
Sea Dragon
Offshore Fairy
Dock Rat
[Captain]'s Advantage
One Jump Behind
Honest Mistake
Spearhead of Tyr
Judgment of Tyr
"Fire all guns"
The Rape Roster
Sgt Pepper
Gravatis
Gun Boat Diplomat
Aluminum Falcon
Totally Legit
Nothing Wrong
Flawless Record
Trapped in Shipyard, Send Help
When on Centauri...
Consider This a Mutiny, Sir.
Sir, the shields are down
Fool Maker
Truth Taunter
Jokernaught
Honest Bane
Siren's Call
I'm In Love With You, Sir.
Candlejack's Shi
With All Due Respect, Sir, Suck My Dick, You Worthless Fucking Faggot
Boarding Distance
Dengar's Dumptruck
U.S.S. Lexington
Ockham's razor

The only acceptable name.

>Tlahuixcalpantecuhli

Soto
Durendal
Excelion
Seeker
Truth
Retribution
Feichuan VII
Tranquil
Valiant
Bane
Vesper
Aperture
Excelsior
Singularity

Just some off the top of my head.

>>15737404
"Ridiculous Overcompensation"
"Gunbomb"
"Hyperdick"
Judgement Scar
Fight of fancy
Tactile hallucination
Perpetual notion
Natural de-selection
Sampling error
Upward and onward
Bag Of Spanners
Nuclear Kitten
Suicidal Tendencies
The Zap Wagon
Lasting Damage
Soulhaven
Awkward Customer
Sanctioned Parts List
Nuisance Value
The Rape Stick
Oh God, What Is That
Look At Me, I'm Flying
Why Do I Even Bother
Hey, Look Behind You
Straight For Your Ass
I Am A Hammer
Winter Storm
Unwitting Accomplice
Cantankerous
Long View
Appeal To Reason
Uninvited Guest
Determinist
Limiting Factor
Bojangles
Gethsemane
Spright
Causeless
Panorama VIII
Rustier Precedents
Deliberate
Leyden
Pestling
Cynthia 74
Exile's Quarter
The Earthward
Glutethimide
New Kindness
Sorrow Jurors
Immutable
Billion-Dollar Baloney
Eternal 12

>>15737435

Greediest
Aspirate Come
Skivvied Front
Flatiron
Aeronaut
Loiterer
Tractor
Compuration Derbie
Table Softener
Retract Leading
Thine Naturally
Groupie
Ficiency Bulge
Limpy Banch
Tified Claquer
Sorceress
The Farrar
Pathways Residence
Bruere Gesamtausgabe
Groundwater
Their Aglaia
Grommet Visitor
For Docking
Teethed Doing
Convolking Scholar
Stripped Realtor
Obduracy
Leakey
Fire Bringer
On Sable Wings
Seeded Myth
Freehanded Redeemer
Rummage Forward
Their Guard
Retry 35
McGoorty
Reverse Swoop
Gambit Sort
Firewater
Unresting
In Titter
Honorific According
Waldman Law
Bloody Maria
Gin and Sin
Honolulu Hammer
Kiss In The Dark
Parisian Blonde
Singapore Sling
Lady in Red
Damascus
Marathon
Agamemnon
Ajax
Barbarossa
Dante
Hecate
Juno
Tlaloc
Xerxes

I often use the name of different kinds of sword when I name spaceships.

Such as;
Falcata
Flyssa
Gladius
Itak
Katzbalger
Macana

Other names I've been using;
Axiom
Lynx
This Side Up
Walpugis

>>15737445
Alexander
and
Tamerlane
Hammer of Eternity
Heart of Conflict
Nova Driver
The Unseen
Tartarus
The Fortress
Ragnarok
Walküre
Brünhild
Gale Wolf
Hyperion
Tristran
Beowulf
Barbarossa
Skirmisher
Siegfried
What passing-bells?
See you past Jupiter
to touch the face of God
If ye break faith
Wings of Fire
Say My name
The Dead Remember
I was your officer.
The Red Poppies dance
Forever 19
Lady of the angels
the cause endures
Song of War
Isha's Tears
Huntmaster
Khaine's Wrath
Shadow Wraith
Solar Pulse
Ancient Echo
Enigmatic Ghost
Wise Silence
Trickster
Soul Warden
Music of the Spheres
Crystal Ship
Cerebrevore

>>15737454
Lotus Eater
Gentleman's Wager
Something More Comfortable
Forty Acres...
Mgfct. Bastard
Clever Retort
Time of Piece
Bully for You
The Ball and the Sword
Ramiel
Sound and Fury
Orpheus' Lament
The Corinthian
Agammemnon
Warspite
Whirlwind
Wrangler
Zealous
Vindictive
Violent
Vendetta
Venerable
Unshaken
Unsparing
Unswerving
Untamed
Untiring
Spiteful
Sanguine
Spanker
Trespasser
Telemachus
Plantagenet
Puncher
Queen Mab
Infernal
Inflexible
Killadoon

Mister Blister
Fortunate Son
Sister Sledge
Grav Spot

Buccaneer's Mystery
Dragon's Gold Plague
Hades' Knave
Killer's Anger
Murderer's Hate
Pirate's Plunder
Posideon's Sadness
Privateer's Evil Secret
Cruel Eel
Damned Raider
Deceitful Pirate
Awful Executioner of Hades
Cruelty of the Buccaneer
Damned Cry
Dirty Knave
Dishonorable Killer
Evil Doom of the Seventh Star
Evil Thunder of the West
Fear of the Knave
Greed of the Demon
Greed of the Stormy Night
Horrid Doom
Morbid Night of Atlantis
Poison Cannon of the West
Red Dishonor

Nengager Geriell
Rent zTanda
Fallait, Ntsolu
XVI Lesauv
Tableau LetezNp
Icesla Cuisine
Uncorpo Viru
Bouter 15/1
Noussio SAHELS
BIO Propyna
Fondiau Plena
Contexts, Edevern
Locial Mossi"
Ntitau Mondiale,
Portent Septembre
Formidable Njouoi
Captcha Stopped Working

Naaaaaaaames

-The Lord's Trident
-Felicity
-Unity of Fate
-First Into the Fire
-Disingenuous Beast
-Unbridled Singularity
-Loose Warhead
-Gatekeeper
-Seventh Falchion
-Chariot of Memes
-Brigade Eater
-Seeker of Truth
-Arcane Liar
-Heaven's Error
-Spherical Cow
-Traitorous Wench
-Maximum Cannon
-Delayed Detonation
-Hafnium Star
-Pax Riot
-Priory's Decree
-Superior Delivery
-Mass Package
-Whispered Gun
-Engagement Zone Hypercorrelator
-Collision Alarm
-Corrective Rod
-Luchadore
-Wagon-Smasher
-Grand Line
-Telegram For a Mister Vacuum
-Non-Aggression Pact
-Not a Pirate Vessel
-Incoming Trees
-Opium Pulsar

Nervous Energy
Prosthetic Conscience
Determinist
Eschatologist
Irregular Apocalypse
No More Mr Nice Guy
Profit Margin
Revisionist
Trade Surplus
The Ends of Invention
Clear Air Turbulence
Screw Loose
Flexible Demeanour
Just Read The Instructions
Of Course I Still Love You
Limiting Factor
Cargo Cult
Little Rascal
So Much For Subtlety
Unfortunate Conflict of Evidence
Youthful Indiscretion
Gunboat Diplomat
Zealot
Kick My Ass
Prime Mover
Invincible

>>15737372

> Thunderchild
MOVING SWIFTLY THROUGH THE WATERS
CANNONS BLAZING AS SHE CAME
WAS A MIGHTY METAL WARLORD
CRASHING DOWN IN SHEETS OF FLAME
SENSING VICTORY WAS NEARING
THINKING FORTUNE MUST HAVE SMILED
PEOPLE STARTED CHEERING

COME ON, THUNDERCHILD.

>>15737549
source?

HYPERION

HYPERION

HYPERION

HYPERION

HYPERION

HYPERION

HYPERION

HYPERION

HYPERION

Progenitor
Hadrian
Vatorian
X'enator
Nova Phoenix

>>15737567

War of the Worlds musical, bro. Shit is cash.

SOME SON OF A BITCH HAS THE SAME SHIP NAMES I DO. FUUUUCK YYOUUUUUUUUU.

Iconoclast
Suck on This
Posthumous Referendum
Light of Death
Buyer Beware
His Terrible Swift Sword
Carpe Diem
Warhorse
Quark Star
Picometer
With Feeling
Sycophant
Roundhouse Maven
>God's offaren

A Really Bad Idea
Corporate Paradigm
Leveraged Productivity
Rethinking Possible
Possibly Rethinking
Definitely Rethinking

I like Mythical Creatures for Starship Names.

Gorgon,
Leviathon,
Dragon,
Phoenix,

Ect...

Not very creative, but I like it.

>>15737673
Those all sound like garage based metal bands.

Loa-maru
Kaptain Man (Actually a Russian ship, possibly owned and run by the FSB.)
Caltrop
Comrade Engels.

>>15737989
My favorite ship was the Tarrasque.

In a class of its own, with too much armor but no one but our enemies complained.

Undue Fulmination
Conflagerant Bastion
Autonomous Wyrd.
Righteous Wayfarer

My Imperial fleet in BFG has the following ships

Dies Irea (day of wrath)
Lux Aeterna (eteral light)
Unyielding Justice
Eternal Triumph
Hammer of the Righteous
He for Whom the Holy Bells Toll

and the Justice Squadron
Judge (gunboat)
Jury (carrier)
Executioner (Lance and torpedo boat)

mnemosyne

>>15738059
Herp Derp, I meant Conflagrant

>>15737311
venus's tit

Ships from my homebrew, wirepunk space opera campaign:

Young Machette II
Black Cloud IV
Dream Unicorn & Giant Swan Station
The Denver Max
Exotic Foxhole Station
Soft Light XI
Rat Rider
Epixcupus

The Edict of Heaven
The Liar's Benediction
The Noble Intention
The Stormchaser
The Righteous Conviction
A History of Violence
The Mercenary Troublemaker
The Violent Interdiction
The Celestial Dragon
The Proof of Malevolence

The Halo series has couple good ones:
All Under Heaven
Dawn Under Heaven
Pillar of Autumn
Say My Name
Aegis Fate
Armageddon's Edge
Fair Weather
Do You Feel Lucky?
Glasgow Kiss
Heart of Midlothian
Foward Unto Dawn
In Amber Clad
Midsummer Night
Ready or Not
Pony Express
Two for Flinching
Edge of Umbra
Last Gleaming
Razor's Edge
Tokyo Rules
Wink of an Eye
Spirit of Fire
Brilliant Shores
Final Summit
Lance Held High
Point of No Return
Walk of Shame
Witch Bucket
Season of Plenty
Bum Rush

So, speaking of EvE, does /tg/ have a corp? I might actually get into this game again.

I like names from folklore. The Child Ballads are a great source for this:

Twa Corbies
La Llorana,
Lord Randall
Unquiet Grave
The Shepherd's Daughter
The Nut-brown Maid
Jock the Leg
Iron John

Atrocity
Enormity
Abomination
Unspeakable
Unthinkable
Never Again
Monument of Penance
10,000 Years of Shame

(Don't fuck with us. We will feel bad about it afterward. You won't.)

Ship's names that've seen use in our games:

The Belligerent Justice
The Apple of Scintilla
Sophia
Celine's Triumph
Abraxis
Furious Angel
Angeldust

>>15737989
Agreed. One of the many things I hold Freespace in high regard about.

I, myself, enjoyed using the japanese naming code of WWII for my ships in X3.

Basically, everything gets names according to its type, so destroyers are ocean related stuff (Shikinami, Ayanami), Battlecruisers are called like mountains, Carriers are called like flying stuff (Shoryu or Hiryu)... it also opens up trivia such as: the Shinano is named after a province, however it was a carrier. Akagi is a mountain, however it, too was a carrier. Both ships where designed as battleship/cruiser respectively and later changed to carriers and kept their names.

Witch Titty
Spear Chucker
Halcyon
Alte Makhsheyfe
Bereavement
Memento Mori
Dark Horse
Cornboiler
Van Der Decken
Maelstrom
Proud Nail Solution

How have we forgotten the best ship class name of all time?

"You Are All So Boned"

"War Bastard"

"Bongolian Deathcrab"

and of course

"Bongolian Ultraprawn"

RAS Prosecutor

Dracodeus
Starstrider
Great Starstrider
Fist of an Angry God
Iron Hand
Hand of Destruction
Wrath of the Faithful
Devourer
Anarchist
Vendetta
Elessar Telcontar
Blazing Light
Olorin Mithrandir

Suddenly you realize, everyone screwed up and posted band names.

Litany of Litany's Litany

Ground Zero
Faded Black
Unnatural Selection
Acid Rock
Holy Terror
Brain Drain
Chained Reaction
Hostile Takeover
Skullduggery
Unpopular Science

The Duchess
The Cheshire Cat
The Saber Swarm
Hard 8
Straight Flush

>>15737402

That list is best. Even if you don't like the Culture books, you have to love their bizarre sense of humor when it comes to ship naming.

Capital class:
The Roton
Basilica Born
Great White
Goblin
Thresher
Circumvent
Curriculum
Sun Tzu
SSI Balance
Silver Back

Strike Craft:
Filaments
Shark teeth
Warrior
Dart
Gibbon

Just a few off the top of my head.

Diamond Dozen
Lord of Flies (make it a carrier)
Metal Pipe Mk II (legendary fighter, maybe)
August Judgement
One of Ours
Target ('direct your fire on the Target!' 'which one, sir?')
Weird Quark

Lord of Kobal
Lancea
Tycon
Wolf's Run
Ilyria
Walpurgisnacht
Joan of Arc
Deus Invictus
Nostradamus
Olympus Mons
Black Mamba
Asp
Tiberium Sun
Tiberium Twilight
Tiberium Dawn
Suck it Trebeck
Dead Eye
Star Duster
Hound of Artemis
Kasper
Max
God-Emperor's Anti-Son-of-a-Bitch Machine
El Chuppa-thingy
Freischutz
Sword of Rohan
Essex
Faith Eternal
Slayer's Scythe
Stonewall
Iron Duke

dreadnaughts:
The Highbrow
The King's Scorn
The Wavebreaker

Cruiser

The edge of seasons
The Bastion of sorrow
The gray rider
The Victorious Victorian Victory

frigates
The rise and shine
The soaring comet
the unbound servitude
the First and Last

Strike craft and corvettes
pilots name their craft after their loved ones. or some obscure bar joke. or they lose a drunken bet and are stuck flying around with a ship called "the easy target"

"Furious Constipation"
"Unrestrained Menstrator"
"That Thing"
"The"
"That pimp-ass shit"
"Resurrected Armageddon's Absolution of Extinction's Retribution"

Alternately, have every single ship in the fleet, regardless of class named the "CCS Jimmy Carter"

The Main Gun Has Hang-Fire
Cheeky Thief
My Hyderdrive's Longer
Nobody Here But Us Asteroids
Crotchety Bastard
Ninety-Eight Percent Airtight
Don't Search Our Hold
Sudo Don't Search Our Hold
Rain, Snow, Sleet And Hail
Terrified Of Can Openers
Jollier Than Roger
Many Miles
Reasonable Rate Of Return
Where'd I Put That Starchart
Bastard of Bolton
Compensating For Everything
Unarmed Merchant Vessel
Unnamed Mutant Weasel
Last Thing That Goes Through Your Head
No Longer Under Warrantee
Boxy Bastard
Bigger On The Inside
Andromeda Or Bust
Grand Galactic Inquisitor
Nice Once You Get To Know Her

>>15738061
DIES IRAE IS A TITAN OF LEGIO MORTIS PURGE THE HERETIC SCUM
Seriously though, that titan was the first through the walls of the emperor's palace during the siege of terra, how can you have an Imperial fleet with a ship named after the most infamous titan in Imperial history?

Litany of Litany's Litany


I win

Have some from a previous thread:


Post-Morality Stress Disorder
Git off My Lawn
Meat Fucker
Statistically Speaking
Bad apple
Not Part of Your System
Gigaton Tantrum
Eternal adolescent
Relativistic Morality
A Brilliant Plan to Win the War Involving a Coathanger, Three Nails, Two Ballons and a Pack of Bubblegum. Trust Me On This Guys, This Time It Will Work Mk XIV
If This Thing Enters the Equation You Have Made Some Terrible Mistake
A Glitch In the Targeting System
Was there a Planet Here
Little Girl
Obvious Target
Ask Me about Transhumanism
Where Did Everybody Go?
Informational Pollutant
Am I Popular Yet
Theory of Choice
You Want Fries With That?
Der Fliegende Holländer
Juvenile Display of Power
Not Really Understanding the Gravity of This Situation
I'm On Fire!
Let's Empirically Test How Long the Name Ca
I'm a Bait!
Ladies, I Can Make Many avatars
Look! No Hands!
Say Did You Hear there's a War On
My First Impression Is Great Because I Don't Make a Second
Compensating For Something
Oh Shit, It's them, Run For It
Premature annihilation
Projectile Dysfunction
Why Me
The Final argument of Physicists
Seriously What's the Worst That Could Happen
The Ship Is Now Diamonds
Striking a Blow For Moral Relativism
Despite Our Insurmountable Differences I'm Quite Sure We Can Both Get along
"; DROP TABLE "sys_targets_hostile"; --might as well try
I'm Hiding You Can't See Me
One Size Fits all
Level Twenty-One Rouge
That Windmill Went For a Gun, I Swear
Prepare Your Anus
Your Orifices Look Nice, But I'll Make My Own
Sorry, It Seems I Forgot the Lube
You Call them "War Crimes", I Call them "My to-Do List"
Do You Prefer Your Soldiers Medium-Rare or Extra Crispy?
They Said "Fire at Will", But I Shot Everyone Just to Make Sure
Certified to Perform Stellar Iron Injections
The Compensator
Remover of Doubts
Frank Exchange of Opinions
The Bang Bus

THE FUCKING MAD SWORDFISH

My previous ships' names...
>Reboot Scanner: Y/N?
>Test Signature 14.03.11
>Anthraxian Leper Colony Ship C
>HMS Marie Celeste
And the group's favorite:
>Captain Is Unfit for Command

The last one was a declaration of the crew's impression of its PC command staff, more than anything.

One of their best "tactics" was to release clouds of mines every time they got scared, which was .. well, every time they stopped. When they were done, they'd haul the mines back into the ship via cables and then head out again.

Few, if any, people wanted to board a ship with that kind of crazy going around, cargo be damned.

Years ago, I was playing EveOnline. I just got my first cruiser, a Caldari one. I forget the class name, but I remember what I named mine: A Bigger Stick.
I remember because some guy called me out and asked if I read Iain M. Banks.
The answer was 'no', because I was (and still am) uncultured swine.

Just take your inspiration from song titles:

What It Is Without The Hand That Wields It

Azure Azure

Hyperdawn

etc.

Break out some fuckin Autechre and name the ship Silverside or Parhelic Triangle or Djarum, whatever

Good track names invariably = good ship names

>>15737394
actually that wouldn't work as well just
"she's one of ours"

think about it
>Identify that ship crewman scum
'It's one of ours sir' sir
>Ha, trying to fool me, fire at will

or
>Identify that ship crewman scum
'it's one of our's' sir
> NO! what's it called
'It's one of ours' sir
[BAAM] creewmen is shot and you get away

Bite the controls, i'm going in dry
That guy you kinda know from that time you spoke on that planet a while ago, also your hull has a breach on it.
TIMBER.
The rectal shredderer
The original name
Captain, i'm in love with your wife
Captain, i deflowered your daughter
AI, begin cargo drop
I rubbed my balls on your hats
Totally NOT a rebel ship
Anarchy in the united space
The nuke chucker
The tantric gunner
Mind the gap
There's a bomb in the cockpit!
If you can read this, then it's already too late
Just the tip, to see what it feels.
Your wife is back home fucking some other guy.

i can't think of anymore right now, i must sleep before i break the 48 hour mark again.

The Sovereign

When I played Ascendancy, I used to name my ships after Tool songs, though I guess several bands would work well, depending on the culture running the ships, Metallica, etc.

Incisor
Dirk
Prose of Death
Throe
Faith

vode

The Shit Ruiner

The god Breaker
The silent wind
The wrath of winter
The archangels absolution
The chaos machine
the pillar of autumn
titanic

rolled 5, 3, 2 = 10

Captcha says... viessedi Green's

The players in my DH once named a stolen Battlebarge "Icarus".
The Battlebarge was crash into the sun by a group of batshit insane Techpriest and Tau sealthsuit squad.

"Advanced Pointy Stick"

The Hate Boat
Sidequester
Maiwaifu
Hullrapist
NGC 604 "Keith"
Once Upon A Decemberist Uprising
Fuck Albatrosses
Lacking Dexterity, Subtlety and Aesthetic Merit
Fuckslayer XI
The 41st Cake
It Came Free With The Apocalypse
Crazy Ivan
Penetrate Deep, Destroy From Within
Sex Pun
The Self-Insert
Tab A
Not The Destroyer You Are Looking For
Improbably Skimpy Uniforms Are Great
Harmful Triangulum Emissions

I fucking love inventing ships from off the top of my head.

Heavy Interceptor "Your Ass"
Carrier "Silver Platter"
Dreadnought Battleship "Please Leave A Message"
Frigate "Not There Yet"
Corvette "Took A Wrong Turn"
Superbattleship "Roadkill"
Laser Boat "Fireworks Display"
Missile Boat "We're A Circus"
Medical Frigate "Turn Your Head And Cough"
Transport Vessel "Inevitable Fart Joke"

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New rule.. names to NEVER give your spaceship.

The Ikarus (search around when has a ship with that name had something good happen to it?)

The Saratoga (In the trek universe, this ship is starfleet's bitch)

Un-[anything]-able (don't tempt fate.)

>>15745284
titanic mk2

The HMS "Fuck Physics!"

Solar-system-sized spaceship born of a dyson sphere and a species of batshit insane scientists. Exerts none of the gravity distortions that would be expected of something this size, meaning that not only it stays in one piece, but everything that comes within 50 light years of it doesn't immediately get torn to shit either.

>>15746040
well i suppose if you had tech that could control gravity it would be possible to create something like a dyson sphere

SHARK LIGHTNING!!!

Back when I played EVE I used to just name my ships after song names. Room of Angel, Lonely Rolling Star, Breath of a Germ, Knight of Fire, etc. That probably makes me uncreative, but whatever

Merciless Death to Class Traitors
Tyrants Fear the Revolution
Character of Class Struggle
Unyielding Vigilance of the People
The Triumph of Masterless Men
Death to Fascists
Light of Freedom
Immortal are the Names of Martyred Revolutionaries
Freedom Through Revolution
No Mercy for the Enemies of the People

Some names I made up in EVE:

Wombat
Total commitment
Souvenir
Spirit of Chechnya

>>15745284

UNS Underpable

>>15746535
-No Enemy of the People is Beyond Reach
-The Shield of the People
-No Mercy for the Enemies of Humanity
-The Indomitable Spirit of Freedom
-Freedom Comes Only from Revolutionary Struggle
-Free Peoples Everywhere Hail the Revolution
Kings and Tyrants Fear the Spirit of the People
-The Will of the People Shall Never be Conquered
-A Brotherhood of all Free Peoples Shall Unite Humanity
-Eternal Peace is the Highest Striving of Humanity
-A World Without Want or Strife

Fundicide.

>>15746723
-No Gods, No Kings
-A Bulwark Against the Darkness
-The Spirit of Man Shall Prevail Eternally
-No Enemy of the People is Beyond Reach
-The Sword and Shield of the Ever-Vigilant People
-Vigilance is its Own Reward
-No Man Above Another
-From Each According to his Ability
-To Each According to his Merit
-Freedom is the Birthright of All Peoples
-Eternal Enemy of Tyrants
-No Peace for the Enemies of the People

The King in Yellow Paint
Hastur Hastur Hastur
The Conqueror Worm
Thus Always to Tyrants
The Beast with Two Hulls
Unwarranted Self-Importance
Unwanted Solicitor

>That Derailsk
Capta, I have no idea what a Derailsk is but it sounds awsome

Ultima Ratio Regum.

Deus Vult
Terrible Swift Sword
Fiery Gospel
Fist of God
Mysterious Ways
Pillar of Salt
Firebrand
Seventh Seal
Pontifex
Not Peace, but a Sword
Deliverance
Aquinas
Matilda
Gregory
Metatron

>>15748098
>>15737392
beat you to it

Mandate of Heaven
Absurd
Alone
Impossibly Large
Healthy Carrier
Doesn't Have a Name
You're Already Dead
The Navivore

Blackbird Claw
Raven Wing
Woman King
Cold Sun

>la diniesib

The "Nevermind, that's one of ours"

Enterprise

The Fair Maiden's Rose
Iron Scroll
Expedient Soul
Void Walker
Gentle Repose
Valiant
Solar Cudgel
All Night's Edge

Have just a few used by the Royal Navy over the years.

Abundance, Acheron, Achilles, Actaeon, Agamemnon, Ajax, Arcadian, Ark Royal, Astute, Audacity, Avenger.
Bellerophon, Black Prince, Brigandine, Brilliant, Bulldog.
Canopus, Carrick, Centurion, Cerberus, Ceres, Challenger, Charon, Cocatrice, Colossus, Comet, Conqueror.
Daedalus, Dagger, Daring, Dauntless, Decoy, Defiance, Discovery, Dispatch, Dog Star, Dragon, Drake, Dreadnought, Duchess.
Eagle, Eclipse, Endeavour, Endurance, Enterprise, Erebus, Escape, Excalibur, Explorer.
Falcon, Fearless, Firebrand, Firedrake, Formidable, Fortitude, Forward, Foxhound, Freya, Fulminate, Furious, Fury
Gadfly, Gallant, Gladiator, Glorious, Goliath, Good Hope, Gosammer, Grace Dieu, Guardian.
Harpy, Hasty, Hawk, Hazard, Herald, Hercules, Hermes, Hero, Hind, Hornet, Hotspur, Hunter, Hurricane, Hydra, Hyperion.

Phlogiston
Meridian
Classified Information
North Star
Colateral Damage
Total Loss
Sublight Speed
The Sturdy Vessel
Reactor Leak

Named an original ship in a Star Wars game the "Dainty Acklay". Then I blew it up. Party was not happy.

The Culture has some delightful starship names, mainly stemming from the fact that all ships are functionally sentient. This has lead to names like;
Problem Child
Profit Margin
Irregular Apocalypse
What Are The Civilian Applications?
I Blame Your Mother
and
It's Character Forming

If you happen to have AI controlled ships, letting them name themselves might be fun

Harlechman
Corpus Delicti
Amanita Phalloides
Our guns are larger
Satellite Blues
Blue Light
Nothing of value
Chipactonal
#FF0000
#00FF00
#0000FF
No rest for the wicked
Schrödinger's Box

I've found that sometimes song names make good names for starships.

Burning Bird
Gilded Mask
Daybird
Devil's Tooth
Knife's Edge
Dark Serpent
The First Escort
Fallen Light
Head of the Rainbow
Gilded City of the Sun
Walking Dream
Fallen
Feathery Wing
Rock Civilization
Big Timber
Fading Rainbow
Blaze of Glory
Little Star
Eternal
Metal Queen
Sleeping Sun
Magic Key
Sails of Kharon
Song of Storm and Fire
Electric Bird
To The Stars
Dolphin's Cry
Silent Shout

The Nature Of The Weapon
Worth Dying For
Science Fiction Future
The Story So Far
Oh Dear, You Seem To Have Fallen Down A Fifty-Foot Well, Are You Alright?
Myosotist
Perpetual Fluidity
Figure & Ground
Rouge State
Die
Correct To Nine Decimal Places

As fun as this is, I can't think of a practical use for even half as many awesome ship names as this thread holds.

"It's One of Ours"

>>15755979
Fuck, They Have A Dreadnaught

The Shadow of a Doubt

I always thought that would be a bitchin name.

>>15756070
It's A Wild Weasel

>dreadnought Shield-War ship

TCS Midway here.

Where are those bugs?

Newton's Bitch
Do Not Open 'Till Christmas
Abbot Joscelin
Revenge of Roland
I Took The Name From a Cartoon
Solar Angel
Unexplainable Infrared Emitter
NUCLEAR WASTE DISPOSAL BARGE B/119/2129 SELLAFIELD: DO NOT APPROACH
Nelson 2: This Time, With Cyborg Arm!
Elric of Melnibone
The Inevitable Result
The Sharp End
YOUR-AD-HERE
The Ship With No Name
Lux de Dux
Macehead
We Have A Bank Of Coilguns: Don't Even Think About It.
Scrumpy Jack
Knight Of The Realm
Seriously, Don't Even Think About It,
Herald of Hastur
We've Already Locked On
Library Of The Cosmos
An Insignificant Spec of Dust
Bailiff
The Plumber
Ship 2000 X-TREME!!1

The Opulence of Knightsbridge
Perforated Metal
Deer In The Headlights
I'M A STEALTH SHIP, HONEST
Stating the Obvious
Brand X
ship: by Calvin Klein

rolled 28 = 28

One of Ours, Sir.

Current ship in my hiatus'd RT campaign.