dexteriturrrrrr

>all attributes
What are they?

The bonus dot goes in our Dick stat, and if we don't have a Dick stat. We use the dot to create a Dick stat.

>syringe giving us power

Strength and Size.

Charisma.

Disregard strength, acquire bitches.

>Stat block for those non-WoD players:

Strength / Dexterity / Stamina
Charisma / Manipulation / Appearance
Perception / Intelligence / Wits

>Abilities will be rationed appropriately when our focus stats are defined.

Appearance then. Let's be FABBUUULOOOUSS

>2 for physical
>2 for social
>1 for dick stat

>>15715319
Seconding FABULOUSness, also firsting we be male.

>>15715319
And my axe!

>Social stat focus!

>You have 3 dots in PRESENCE. OP fucked up and was looking at a VTM sheet. Unless we wanna do that.

>You are a travelling merchant/messenger, and have 3 dots in Resources due to your thriving business. You have 3 dots in various persuasive skills, and have 1-2 dots in physical and mental skills related to your trade.

>True nWoD statline
Intelligence / Wits / Resolve
Strength / Dexterity / Stamina
Presence / Manipulation / Composure

>>15715327
>>15715298
DUMP ALL OF THEM IN DICK STAT!

chrome, you are evil and hiding in coffins is wrong.

The roads you travel are not the safest places at night, due to bandits and roaming monsters. You can attempt to travel during the night to make up for lost time, or make camp here.

>>15715356
>You have 3 dots in various persuasive skills
DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK STAT!

camp

>>15715372
I'm assuming we look like this. If not, we now do.

Also, set up camp for the night.

You pitch camp.

You dig around your pack and set up your bedroll and create a small fire from scrounged materials, and eat one of your ration packs. You've got food for 3 more days.

You notice when looking for your map and compass, that you're missing the parcel you were meant to deliver. You spread out your map and examine your route once again.

You had left Easternville on the way to Southern Westia, and had traveled for about a day and a half. You're a day's walk from Origin, the center of the continent. Yes, this is a very small continent. You have no idea what was in the package, but you do know the address of the person who sent it, and where it was being sent to.

>Options: Head to Origin to continue on to South Westia, Return to Easternville.

>>15715424
awwww shit. let's pack up our feather jacket and travel to Origin after sleep. need to track down that fucking package.

Return to Easternville

look for the package, can't make a delivery without the package

>>15715424

Let's EXAMINE OURSELVES so we don't walk into a hilarious "oh, he's really a freak now and he didn't notice!" situation.

>>15715463
i 2nd this

>>15715457
also this.

did we sleep btw? i didn't notice.

>[For the record, to keep things moving quickly, I'm taking either the first post, or first few coinciding posts within reason. For night encounters, I'm also throwing percentiles.]

You set your sights on your original objective, and pack away your navigation tools. The sky is clear tonight, with the light of the moon and stars shining brightly. You curl up in your bedroll as slumber takes hold while the fire quietly crackles.

"Unngh... Gaahhh..." *whump*

You awaken to the sound of a falling body. The fire is a dull smoulder, with the edges of the dawn peeking over the twilight horizon. Looking to the body that had collapsed near the fire pit, you notice it isn't human. You can't get a good look from here.

>Option: Investigate, Run

Did we have the package with us when we were stopped? If so, go to Origin cause we didn't leave it behind. That girl came from or was going to Origin, we can find more info there.

>>15715496
Invest. We are too FABULOUS to die.

>>15715496
investigate, careeeefullllyyy...

So where is it said that we're male?
Female plz

You crawl out of your bed roll and take a few steps closer to the body. You can see it twitching, curling into a fetal position. As you move adjacent to the body, you also notice a pool forming beneath it. Whatever creature this is, it's wounded, and pretty badly from the looks of it. You kneel beside it, trying to ease the body on to its back. Pulling it onto its back reveals the creature to be a monster, somewhat draconic and covered in armor. It's also female.

She lets loose a cry of pain as you try to examine the wound, what could only be described as a large hole.

You do your best to stabilize her with first aid supplies from your bag, and coals from the fire. You might be able to get her to Origin, but the chances of finding help for her are slim, as the detest for monsters is high there. Her breathing is light and labored, and she is barely conscious.

>Option: Stay with her, losing a day for medical aid; Carry her with you; Leave her here

>Don't hate on me for rolling extremes.

>>15715618
fuck you, we are a FABULOUS MALE

Investigate LIKE A BOSS

>>15715621
heal that bitch

Carry her with you

>>15715621

>>15715647
this.

You decide it best not to move her, and instead move into the nearby wooded area to find some helpful plants. You're able to scavenge up some known herbal remedies rather quickly, and return to the campsite as the morning sun rises. You freeze a moment when you realize, in the new light, your patient is Granberia. A little frightened, you work the plants into a pulp between two stones, and press the balm into her wound. She grunts and cries out loudly as you treat her, and redress her wound.

Her head slumps forward, breathing heavily, straining herself to show no more weakness.

"L-Leave me, human. I don't need your help."

>Option: "Don't be a fool, you're badly injured." ; Pack your things and leave her.

>[Horrible choices, I know. I'll give you more of an option in a bit.]

>>15715748
"Don't be a fool" also sing her a song. A FABULOUS song.

>>15715748
heal that bitch some more.

>>15715770

Like there could be any other course of action.

>>15715770
This. Our fabulous is too strong!
Also, what the fuck is a Granberia?

>>15715280
sorry for off-topic, but who's that in the OP?

>>15715825
sword monster.
it's a name of a specific monster.

>>15715748
also I knew this was monstergirl, that's why I suggested Dick Stat

>>15715839
chrome, a undead necromancer.

"Don't be a fool... You're missing part of your side, you wouldn't last long with this size hole in you."

Though wounded, her arm still moves to her sword. Using it to support herself, she pushes herself to her feet, clearly causing herself unbelievable pain. She limps a few steps before collapsing again, with a cry of agony. You do your best to hold her down and keep her still for the morning, building up the fire again and offering her some of your rations, along with other scavenged plants. Though somewhat reluctant to accept, she eats anything you give her. She remains quiet through the rest of the morning and into the afternoon, resting the pack you propped her up against.

As the day wanes on, you hear footsteps coming up the road. You stand up to look, and though you strain your eyes, you see a trio of soldiers, probably one of the local patrols.

...Oh dicks.

>Options: Hide alone, Hide with her, Approach the soldiers

>>15715748
"Don't be a fool, you're badly injured."
Fabulous white-knight ho!

>>Candy USBooks
Captcha thinks we should give her candy and read her a book.

Fucking 4chan, y u no post for several minutes.

>>15715879
I would suggest distracting the patrol with a wonderful song, but apparently you hate our FABULOUSness. so fuck you, I'm ditching

>>15715879
[OOQ: funfact: granberia can teleport.]
[[or atleast travel at such speeds at wich she seems to instanteneously travel.]]

>>15715879
Voting for hiding with her or hiding her then using our FABULOUSNESS to find out what the soldiers are here for.

>>15715919
>Funfact, OP knows, but wouldn't you think it hard to do so with a grapefruit cut out of your side?

Hide her and tell the soldiers:
"This is not the Monster you are looking for"

>>15715879
>Approach the soldiers

It's time for a FABULOUS check to get those soldiers away from Granberia.

also, when do we get raped, Chrome? And does Frederika appear anytime soon?

>>15715862
thanks!

You ease her down to the ground and bring your bedroll and pack over, doing your best to cover her body. It's passable, as a large amount of luggage. You quietly tell her to remain still and remain quiet.

The soldiers near your camp, and offer a friendly wave as the approach you. One of them stops and looks at you.

"You sir, are a truly, truly outrageous man." The others stop, then look at their squadmate. Then back to you. Then back to the squadmate.

Slowly, they nod.

Your jacket is now diamonds.

"Truly, outrageous. We're the third patrol to Origin. Do you need help getting there?" They ask, motioning to your pile of gear.

>Options: "I thank you for your help, sirs, but I can make it."; "Sure, this stuff is heavy."; Cast Shatter

>inb4 shatter

>>15715998
turn on radiance and hope we got crest of the ancient golem. <me gusta>

>>15716018
ei 4got mein image D:

>>15715998

Cast shatter, steal first blood from your laning partner Granberia

>Since I probably turned people off with that last stupid offshoot, I refrain from such actions again.


The soldiers move on after a short chat with you, asking nothing in particular. After you're sure they're out of ear shot, you move your spread pack off of Granberia, sitting her up again. It seems like her wound has closed somewhat, now about the size of a lime. You change her dressing and smear more of the balm over the wound, working to make camp again. You're down to your last ration pack, and opt to give it to her. You do your best to make her comfortable and retire for the evening.

Nothing disturbs your camp that night.

You awaken the next morning to find her a short distance away, swinging her blade around, practicing various maneuvers with her bandages laying on the ground. Noticing you're awake, she moves to you, sheathing her blade.

"...Thank you for your aid, human... Though I did not need it, your chivalry is commendable." She says, swallowing a bit of her pride. Before you can say anything, she is gone.


You pack your camp and make for Origin, with your belly grumbling quietly.

Yeah, we should have gotten a dick stat. Nice work guys.

>>15716136
>>Does not understand potential tsundere recurring NPC waifu
laughingfatguys.jpg

>>15716118
Keep your eyes open for small game or a place to stop for a bite to eat.

>>15716153
or delicious berries!

As you crest the next hill, you see the outskirts of the city. The memories of the shops and restaurants fills your mind and your nose with the promises of delicious foods and wares to fill your stores and stomach. Driven by your hunger, you pick up the pace, soon finding yourself at the doorway of a tavern; "Middle of Nowhere." Ironically enough, it's at the dead center of the city's business district.

Inside, you find a hustling lunch crowd, but you're able to get a meal taken care of. As you pay your check, the girl taking your money seems familiar...

It's that girl who drugged you! But before you can speak up, she moves down the bar, and vanishes, replaced by another woman.

>Options: Explore Origin; Get room for night

>>15716218
lets explore the city

>>15716218
EXPLORE, i mean there could be any amount of other FABULOUS people in this town, oh just think of it!

You leave the tavern and move amongst the populace, speaking with some of the merchants and citizens. Talk amongst the town is mainly focused on the trade and business of Origin being rather strained with the north and west cities, due to frequent raids on trading routes from bandits or monsters.

>You have acquired a side quest: Trade Disputes.
>You have purchased some more supplies, and were swindled into buying a 'magic' short sword. It has a dull sheen and a blunt edge.

It's getting rather dark, and most stores are closing, though there is always the seedier part of town...

>Options: Explore the slums; Get a room

>>15716332

>You have purchased some more supplies, and were swindled into buying a 'magic' short sword. It has a dull sheen and a blunt edge.

I'm a good businessman and I can't see a con?

>>15716332
lets get a room, and check on that sword more closely

You have acquired a room within the Middle of Nowhere, and examine your blade more closely.

Inscriptions line the center of the blade, in some foreign language that you can't quite decipher. The blade is incredibly light in your hand, rather misleading for the size of the blade. A pair of gems are inlaid to the hilt, and the scabbard also has an inscription; "Officium, iustitia, beneficentia, virtus"

>>15716515
curious... maby it is magical after all?
anyway sleep time

Let's go investigate that trade dispute.

You fall asleep in the rather comfortable bed.

Your dreams are plagued by nightmares of firestorms and death, a vast landscape ravaged by war and disaster.

Another vision drifts into your head as you sleep; The silhouettes of five figures stand around what appears to be the body of a young man. You recognize the shape of Granberia, but cannot identify the others. The man is then bathed in a glorious light, and lifted skyward.

"You snore."

You jolt awake in a cold sweat as the girl sits on the edge of your bed, kicking her feet lightly. She has another syringe in hand.

"So will we do this the easy way or the hard way?"

>Option: Resist Arrest; Go along peacefully; Rape her

>>15716619
>Snark. Snark like the wind
"This is going to be a recurring element of my life isn't it? Mind if I ask what it is that you want with me?"

I really, REALLY, want to say rape her, but I won't. Let's resist and try to get some answers from her, like, "What the hell is going on?" and "What the hell are you doing to me?"

>>15716619
>Resist Arrest

BUT I'M INNOCENT OFFICER!

>>15716619
resist!, whats the deal with her,man?!

>>15716619

Rape her.

In the butt.

>>15716665
>>snark snark snark
Oh boy, this shit again.
I really hope the quest doesn't turn into a repeat of THAT.

"This is going to be a recurring element of my life isn't it? Mind if I ask what it is that you want with me?"

"Plot advancement."

The girl chuckles lightly, reaching for your arm. You jerk it away, causing her to become rather irate.

"Hrmph! Hold up my research and the storyline, will you?"

She stores the syringe in her bag and removes her pack, stepping next to your bed and glaring at you. Something tells you this was a bad idea...

Her hands grasp your cheeks and pull your face to hers, forcing you to kiss her. Her magicks take effect as her tongue drives into your mouth, poisoning your thoughts and causing your body to go limp. Swimming in a haze of synapse bursts, your mind is full of images and sounds, mainly pertaining to extreme intercourse with her.

She pulls out another syringe from her pack, this one filled with a blue serum. She injects you with the serum and leaves you to your seizure."

>You have been injected with a supernatural agent. Your body is shifting and changing to suit your new form. First 5 votes call it.

>Lycanthropy; Vampirism; Magicks; Faefolk; Monstrous Bloodline (WARNING, WILL BE RANDOM)

>>15716709

>>15716821

Lycan.
Knot that bitch in the butt for her insolence.

>>15716821

We will get the Monstorous Bloodline.

We will become...AGITO.

>>15716821
>Monstrous Bloodline
we will have faith in the gods of chance.

>>15716821
Magicks to assist our FABULOUS. Maybe vampire but that would be cliche.

Also, fuck that slutty bitch.

>>15716821
mmm... magik or monstrous bloodline?

>>15716836

This.

>>15716821

Monstrous, go go.

>>15716821

Faefolk.

We we truly be the most FABULOUS of them all.

>"Plot advancement."
>"Hrmph! Hold up my research and the storyline, will you?"
I think I like her...

>>15716814
>THAT
what?

>2 Monstrous
>2 Lycan
>1 Magick
>1 on the fence, going to Monstrous. GO DICE ROLL!

>>15716895

I don't. At least, I won't if it turns into "oh she's fucking with you BUT IT-IT'S NOT LIKE SHE DOESN'T LIKE YOU OR ANYTHING"

>lessinc YHWH

Captcha's been playing Persona.

Can someone post the roll chart. I don't have the right one. I have the D&D female story chart, rather than monster girl waifu chart. :L

>>15716918

Hard dickings in the butt, then discard her like the useless, bad plotdevice she is. Optionally add bleeding ass for flavor.
Study sword closely.

The primary objective is getting the plot to advance.

>>15716836

fuck, i'll third it

>>15716936
>NOT LIKE SHE DOESN'T LIKE
Is there an extra negation in that sentence?

>>15716973
sorry, my roll chart is outdated.
Please accept THE CHART as apology

>>15717001
That's the Book of Erotic Fantasy chart. I don't need that shit.

>>15717001

Eh, it's late, you know what I mean.

...this one?

I found one.

Roll(1d100)+0:
88,+0
Total:88

>Moe Earth Spirit

Congratulations, you've got earth powers.

>>15717082

I do not like where this is going.

>>15717082
soooo we can rise rock colums to smash enemies and make quakes?

>>15717082
>earth powers

mite b cool.jpg

Equipped with your new bloodline, you're connected to Gnome, the shy earth spirit.

Neither of you know what to make of this new connection, and you resolve to settle this on another day.

>Because I'm tired and need sleep. Archiving this and we'll pick up tomorrow.

>>15717107
how about rock arms for better pawnching?

>>15717119

Not bad. Drop or seriously rehaul syringe girl, though.

i do think i mentioned this little lass is evil...
...
i did that right?

>>15717188
I believe that's heavily enough implied that you don't really need to state it outright...

>>15717188

She's kind of a bad plot device, though. If she's gonna keep popping up out of nowhere for random infusions of ADAM, you might want to rethink the approach.

>>15717152
graphicly or story-wise?
cuz if you mean option 1 then boy, do i have news for you.
>ontiva research
SCIENCE!

>>15717216
story-wise
Didn't your momma ever teach you not to judge people by their appearance?

>>15717216

Just storywise.

>>15717216
What news, newsmonger?