Nah, don't worry about it.

Astropath Bob honed in on her psychic signal and we sent an Eversor to fix the problem.

What
but
How the everloving fuck do you steal something like that

>>15630006
Ask me.

As long as my psychic choir gets to do it a capella, I'm in.

Also, the outfits on that show. Terrible.

>>15629998
Unfortunately, Carmen Sandiego stole the Eversor's cryopod before it could be deployed.

>>15630027
In the grim darkness of the future, there are only vocals with instrumental backing.

>>15630043

Fuck that bitch is crafty. What about the Space Marines, can't we send any of them?

>>15630064

>Carmen Sandiego has an Eversor assassin at her disposal

>It's name is now Ever Sore in grand V.I.L.E. tradition.

>>15630078
I'd just like to point this out to you, dear anon. We can't send Space Marines; this has to be done stealthily. Why, might you ask? Because she steals and wears red. It is easier to deal with a single thief than to deal with a well armed space marine chapter full of thieves.

>Second- orkskett
We can't send the ork Skett, captcha. This requires stealth.

>>15630006
She stole the Statue of Liberty, The Mason Dixon line, and the great lakes.

Bitch is a crafty master.

>>15630103

But I have like, 5 different chapters ready to go right he-

...

Where are my fucking Astartes?

...

oh shit...

>>15630118
>Carmen steals the Imperial Truth, an Eversor assassin, and five chapters of Space Marines, all in less than 10 posts

THIS WOMAN IS A MONSTROSITY

Gentlemen I come bearing bad news.

Creed's tactical genius... has been stolen.

Well, now I know what happened to Abbaddon's arms.

>Carmen steals the Imperial Truth, an Eversor assassin, and five chapters of Space Marines, all in less than 10 posts

Venerate the greatest Blood Raven of them all.

She's hanging with the Blood Ravens, obviously. Carmen Sandiego is their real Lost Primarch.

IT ALL MAKES SENSE.

>>15630134
Then all is lost...

>>15630134

So wait. Now all that shit from >>15630118 >>15629987 >>15630043 can now come out of fucking NOWHERE?! FUCK THIS CRAFTY BITCH!

What's next, she's gonna steal the entire Inquisition? Sister of Battle, Grey Knights, and all?

Ok, I know we're not exactly the best of pals and all, but have any of you seen my plans? I can't seem to find them and I've got no clue where they are.

>>15630159
about that....

Titan's gone

>>15630159
Has anyone checked on the Golden Throne lately?

At least we know where Vance Motherfucking Stubbs 100 Baneblades went. Sshe must have stolen them.

>>15630182
>>15630172
>>15630185
Guys....we lost cadia.


It's not there any more

I think I know who stole it...

I am crying from laughing so hard over here.

Fuck, I love you /tg/.

>>15630172
BY THE WARP, IT CANNOT BE

>>15630186
Remember when Vance was evacuating his planet? "Now I know who my true enemies are."

St Sandiego

rolled 16 = 16

>>15630185
THE GOLDEN THRONE IS GONE!
AND SO IS THE EMPEROR!

Acolytes, your failure is disappointing. Tn order to stop Carmen's rampage we must now travel through time!

Carmen Sandiego stole math once in one of the series.

I think she might have stolen the Blood Ravens, too.

HAHAHA! Ya 'umie gitz are mukkin' about, I see! I'm willin' ta bet me left tusk, dat ma lootas can steal better than this Car-man Sandy-ego git! Now I'z just need ta call my loota boyz...
OH FER GORK'S SAKE DAT CAR-MAN DONE LOOTED MAH LOOTA BOYZ

>>15630203
FUUUUUUUUUUUU-

>>15630203
No it's not, that's just an Ork mockup you don't see.

It's because she can go three times faster than anyone else in the Imperium

++++++Distress signal from Litany's Litany of Litany+++++++
+++++MESSAGE BEGINS++++++
THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN THE LITTLE COCKSHIT CAN'T FIND THE ASTRONOMICON! IT'S AT FUCKING TERRA JUST FUCKING-

CAPTAIN! THE GELLAR FIELD IS GO-LAGFELSGTLR.GHRDGHRKDG.RDGDGJD;GJHBJDBBD

..............

FUCK YOU, I LIKE MY EYES CHUCKL-

++++++Message Ends++++++++

Next thing you know, she'll steal every skull emblem in the Imperium.

G-Guys...what happen to Segmentum Solar?

>>15630207

On that note:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Ytjy3VcukY&feature=related

>>15630223
dont be ridicu-


where.

the fuck.

did these happy faces come from?

>>15630223
Little IOU signs everywhere

>>15630222
There is time to be lost!

...

There is no time to be lost!

>>15630222


She stole the angry marines.
We are totall- wait, where did all these blood angels come from?

on triples Carmen steals the Warp.

We need Writefags on this, STAT~! Get the Best ones we have before Carmen steals them too.

I know Carmen Sandiego can steal entire planets, but ALL the skulls?

DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY SKULLS IS THAT?!

>>15630233
Oh shit! We must find the one that knows how to stop this menace! Look for Arch-Magos Waldus, immediately!

...what do you mean you can't find him?

>>15630244
So did she only steal part of the warp?

>>15630231

Hah! With the Imperium in shambles thanks this this master thief, we shall conquer it with ease! Onward with the Black Crusa-

Where are my arms?

WHERE IS THE FUCKING EYE OF TERROR?!

>>15630252
...has any checked on Khorne lately?

>>15630230
Well at least Ultramar is still.

Wait.

Shit.

bloody hell.....
all along... I was expecting the sppan-er, imperial inquisition. When I should have been expecting ____________________.

My god she stole her own NAME!

>>15630257

She stole the webway. Sorry elfdars.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elszFsd4s5Q&feature=related

MY THRONE.

WHO THE FUCK STEAL ALL THE SKULL MY THRONE?!

HAPPY FACE DOES NOT MAKE GOOD THRONE.

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY THRONE OF SKULLS??!??!?
DAMMIT!!!

>>15630261
Nah, they've already captured and executed her and are making ready to launch a final crusade into the warp and there apothcaries are fixing up Guilliman as we speak

>>15630278
>>15630279
There's two Khorne!

FIRECASTE ASSEMBLE!
The Shas'o regrets to inform the company that the heinous rumors are true. Gue'la Sandiago has indeed... stolen the Greater Good.
It's retreival and subsequent return to sept world T'au will gaurantee promotions to your entire brigade!

Stealth suits! Deploy! For the Not Quite as Great Good!

At least we still have Bjorn.

>>15630261
I think that's the point at which I would let her escape...

Hey guys, good news. That red haired bitch has stolen that little pissant Culti-

No, wait she's still here. Fuck.

The year is 001.M42. Carmen Sandiego has succeeded in stealing all of the skulls. It is time for the Inquisition to set aside its differences with aliens and heretics and combine forces to stop this horrible menace.

>>15630294

Oh no, what about Tankred? Is he still there?

And now for a fun fact: Lynne Thigpen (aka the Chief of ACME) died in 2003.

So, has nobody noticed that the title says "WHEN in the Galaxy is Carmen Sandiego?"? Are you dumb, or is this some elaborate time travel adventure thread?

The Custodes are pissed off. She stole the silence from the Sisters of Silence, now they won't shut the fuck up.

>>15630326
Sorrow.

Guys, she just stole the Orks desire to fight!


They becoming philosorkers!

>>15630327

OP here, my mistake, I was alternating between the themes and wasn't paying attention when I hit send.

>>15630326

She now fights beside the Emperor in the warp. God rest her soul.

WHERE"S MY COKE!!?!?

This seems like a good time to bring up the infamous heretic, Walden "Where's" Waldo. Despite wearing gaudy outfits this man is a master of disguise.

All attempts at finding Mr. Waldo have proved fruitless.

She even took Eldrad!

Not as planned!

GUYS...I NOW KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO THE SQUATS!

Hey guys, this is abbaddon.

I'm just not feeling it anymore, that burning desire to destroy the imperium.

In fact, I kinda miss the good old days of crusading for the emporer and humanity.

SO yeah, gonna see if I can't reenlist.

But what happens...
WHEN SHE BREEDS?

>>15630375

>>15630326

...

Goddammit.

In her honor, I will be including that character in some way for the next Dark Heresy game I run.

>>15630391

OF COURSE!

>>15630326

I guess you can say her life was...stolen?

>>15630429
Too soon, dude.

Too soon.

>son rrybrad

Aw, I don't think he's that brad, japtcha

YEAAAAAAA-

wait

BAAAAAAAWWWW

But she will not take Macha's virginity, I took special measures against this.

>>15630454
>implying those precautions would stop her

>>15630454

Even if she did, /tg/ would rage, sage, and report, and when the offender was removed, would go back to fellating each other.

>>15630404

Make her the Inquisitor

>>15630440

>>15630429
I lol'd

>>15630249
Alright, I've done it. I've crafted a masterpiece, a novel, detailing Carmen's amazing triumphs over Chaos, the Imperium and everyone else. I've had it reviewed by expert critics, and so far it's been a consistent 9.8/10.

Here, I present to you-

What.
Where is my text file?
WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY BACKUP FILES?
WHERE THE FUCKING DOUBLEFUCK ARE THE CRITICS!?
Uh, I'm reading this now and I can't remember writing any of this... I, well, I actually don't remember any of this week, or the week prior.

Shit.

This thread fills me with terror and delight. I guess I found my BBEG if I ever run a Dark Heresy game.

>>15630510

What would be great is, after the players spend comb every clue, recover EVEY SINGLE OBJECT, and go through the ENTIRE FUCKING CAMPAIGN in an attempt to bring her to justice...she gets away in the end, leaving a note thanking the Acolytes for giving her a fun time.

>>15630510
I did run a DH game with Carmen as the BBEG once.

By the end of it, she'd stolen:

- An Inquisitor's sigil
- A Warhound Titan
- A suit of Terminator armour
- A Grey Knight
- The inquisitor that the sigil belonged to
- A Rogue Trader's ship (plus everybody on it)
- A planet (don't ask)

The party basically just rolled with it at the end.

>>15630550

Did they ever catch her or recover the loot?

>>15630558
Yeah, they got it all back eventually.

She escaped, though.

>>15630567

Perfect...beautifully and utterly perfect...I'd give you an award, but I seem to have misplaced it...

Are we archiving this? We should archive this. In fact, I'll archive this ri--

By the emperor... she's stolen the archives.

>>15630558
Then they needed the Warrant.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/15629987/

Archived on >>15630646 which I think is the perfect ending.

OP here, I started this thread as a gag, a bit of Nostalgia, I had no idea it would go so far. I love you so much /tg/, you always know how to have fun!

>>15630550
Details. Details, damn you.

>>15630242
BATTLE BROTHERS! SPACE MARINES!

Wait.

SHE STOLE MY ACCENT?

>>15631041

I feel for you bro. At least all she took from me were a few tanks...

>>15631055
Are you kidding? This is the best day of my life! No longer shall I be ridiculed!

>>15631065

Wait... is it possible for Carmen to steal things for the good of all, instead of simply being a dick?

Can she steal the unending hunger of the Swarm?
Can she 'borrow (without returning)' the Black Rage from the Blood Angels?
Can she make off with Jurgens psoriasis?

>random note- how the fuck can I spell psoriasis and not 'fortunetly'?

Wait, what do you mean the Titan, its crew, and the Land Raider they rode in on is gone?!

>>15631115

I'd ask her to steal all of Matt Ward's...well...everything, but that's not a fate anyone deserves.

>>15631293

She stole CS Goto's multilasers.

This does not please him.

She then stole all the multilasers. All of them. The Guard began a galaxy wide search, but decided that took too much effort. So now they're after Goto, since it was his fault.

The Eldar are also after him, though that's not as big an issue, since none of them have any occular fluid left. Or kidneys, but it's not clear if they had them in the first place.