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Abaddon Quest Revolutions OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/15/11(Fri)22:39 No.15596109

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/15593949/
(Continuing)

You give Ahriman the order.

You look out into the void of the Galaxy, and the ships around you. Suddenly, a rip in space, time and the warp appears before your very eyes. Lightning and energy flares burst forth from it.

"WARRIORS OF CHAOS!" Ahriman shouts through the vox "IT IS TIME FOR THE GALAXY TO BURN!"

Multi-coloured light surrounds your body, wrapping around you and tingling you. You feel the warp calling, pulling your very soul and essence through into it. You see lights as bright as stars and hear roaring thunder.

And then a different noise.

"LORD ABADDON!"

You tilt your head to the side. You see one of the Justaerin terminators. He is holding two large, flailing things in his hands.

"I FOUND YOUR ARMS!"

(rolls are 1d100 with higher being better, and any rolls of 66, 77, 88, or 99 will result in that action being chosen above all and "enhanced", as it has clearly been blessed by the Dark Gods)

(Plot summary; Abaddon got bionic arms and became extremely badass. He dragged two daemon princes out of the warp by himself, got a bionic arm possessed by Sindri, infused Araghast's soul with his codpiece and raped three daemonettes. He's now rallied to champions of Chaos for a Black Crusade in which they plan to go back in time and kill the Emperor as a child)

>>	Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)22:40 No.15596114 rolled 63 = 63 I'm pretty sure we are going with blood arms from the last thread.

>>	Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)22:40 No.15596118 rolled 83 = 83 >>15596109 THERE WAS A 97 LAST THREAD GOOD SIR. USE IT!

>>	Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)22:41 No.15596121 rolled 34 = 34 >Have the monkey's build the arms a robot body to live on. The arms need a body of their own!

>>	Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)22:41 No.15596123 rolled 40 = 40 >>15596121 Wait, that means we'll get ROBOSINDRI! FUCK YES!

>>	Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)22:41 No.15596126 rolled 63 = 63 >>15596118 Fuck your 97! The arms need a robot body made by Jokaeroan hands!

>>	Spawn_More_Synaps 07/15/11(Fri)22:42 No.15596128 rolled 36 = 36 >>15596093 THIS!!!!

>>	Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)22:42 No.15596131 rolled 50 = 50 >>15596118 It was an 88. To be chosen above all others.

>>	Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)22:42 No.15596133 rolled 51 = 51 >>15596121 I roll for the robot body

>>	Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)22:43 No.15596140 rolled 53 = 53 Rolling for robot body for flesh arms, all other rolls are inferior and not certified by the Jokaeroan star empire.

>>	Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)22:43 No.15596141 rolled 82 = 82 Everybody loves a good arm robot.

>>	Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)22:45 No.15596150 rolled 21 = 21 METAL-BODIES!

>>	Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)22:46 No.15596152 >ITT butthurt about not getting hands back and screwing with the guy who was brave enough to bring them to you DICE GODS HAVE SPOKEN

>>	Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)22:47 No.15596155 rolled 41 = 41 >>15596152 Yeah. But who says we can't have both?

>>	Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)22:47 No.15596156 rolled 25 = 25 Was the second part of the thread archived?

>>	Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)22:47 No.15596158 rolled 45 = 45 Call Eliphas, have him get the Jokaero build a robot body for your flesh arms. We can call it... Roboddon the armed!

OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/15/11(Fri)22:48 No.15596167

>>15596131
Hm...true that. Although the 97 one was awesome.

>>15596062
You reach over to the terminator and grab him with Sindri, lifting him into the air. You scold the Justaerin for being stupid enough to assume you needs flesh arms with your mighty metal/demonic ones.

Then, suddenly, you here something. A burning noise. You turn around and see the light that was previous engulfing you, still where it warm burning the metal beneath and above it with warp energy.

Then the vox comes on. Ahriman speaks.

"WHO. THE. FUCK. MOVED?"

>>	Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)22:48 No.15596171 rolled 14 = 14 >>15596158 Yes.

>>	Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)22:49 No.15596173 rolled 18 = 18 FUCK YEAH, ARMS! GRAFT THEM ONTO OUR ARMS! MURDER RAPE DEFECATION PLOTTING ARMS! MEGA CHAOS!

>>	Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)22:50 No.15596175 rolled 78 = 78 >>15596167 RESTABILIZE THE RIFT WITH SHEER POWER OF WILL.

>>	Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)22:50 No.15596177 rolled 49 = 49 >>15596167 False alarm. Nurgle farted.

>>	Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)22:50 No.15596179 rolled 68 = 68 >>15596167 I DID. SO DID SOME DICK WITH MY ARMS. GET ON WITH IT.

>>	Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)22:50 No.15596182 rolled 53 = 53 Throw arms into warp, hoping to get a mutated arm beast.

>>	Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)22:50 No.15596183 rolled 54 = 54 >>15596167 Walk up to Ahriman. Glare. "Again."

>>	That Guy !CrwtTbFNxQ 07/15/11(Fri)22:51 No.15596189 rolled 99 = 99 >>15596167 PUNCH THE WARP UNTIL IT RIGHTS ITSELF

>>	Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)22:52 No.15596196 File1310784726.gif-(180 KB, 135x111, 1310187355305.gif) rolled 63 = 63 >>15596189

>>	Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)22:52 No.15596198 rolled 26 = 26 GO PAST GO.

>>	Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)22:52 No.15596200 >>15596189 Man, if we could get these rolls in Syndicate Quest...

>>	Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)22:52 No.15596201 rolled 32 = 32 >>15596167 Wet Araghast-codpiece.

>>	Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)22:52 No.15596206 rolled 15 = 15 >>15596189 Tzeentch's blessings!

>>	Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)22:53 No.15596208 rolled 10 = 10 >>15596167 It was Typhus Cat, have the Jokaero turn the cat into fuel source to re stabilize the warp rift!

>>	Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)22:53 No.15596211 File1310784795.jpg-(70 KB, 360x271, 1303574191226.jpg) >>15596189

>>	Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)22:54 No.15596215 File1310784845.jpg-(114 KB, 545x588, 1303321870197.jpg) rolled 90 = 90 >>15596189

>>	Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)22:56 No.15596238 rolled 59 = 59 >>15596189 THIS SHOULD WORK

OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/15/11(Fri)23:03 No.15596281
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>>15596189
You prepare to solve the problem using the only practical system that works; punching it. Readying Sindri you charge towards the burning warp light and swing your fist at it.

Sindri screams, louder than ever before, as the energies of the warp burn at his metal skin and send waves of pain through his soul. He emits a psychic blast which fights with the warp light. The two powers clash and an explosion of light, flame and eldritch energy erupts before the fist.

You are knocked back by the sudden mighty explosion. Warp energy flies everywhere and licks the interior of the vessel. You look upon your possessed arm and see that it is mangled, split down the middle along with being scorched and twisted. You hear a faint whimpering from the ruined arm.

"Never mind, everything's normal again." Ahriman says "Say when you want to go again Abaddon."

>>	Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)23:04 No.15596291 rolled 95 = 95 >>15596281 We've turned Abaddon into Kamina, gentlemen. FULL SPEED AHEAD.

>>	Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)23:06 No.15596306 rolled 92 = 92 >>15596291 as much as I want to travel at the speed of fist, I feel we need to fix our arm at some point.

>>	Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)23:06 No.15596307 rolled 29 = 29 >>15596281 PAST. TINY EMPEROR TO KILL. GO NOW.

>>	Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)23:07 No.15596310 rolled 100 = 100 >>15596306 WE'LL BE ARRIVING AT AN AGE NOT YET AFFLICTED BY THE DARK AGE OF TECHNOLOGY. THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS.

>>	Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)23:08 No.15596314 rolled 39 = 39 >>15596291 >>15596310 This fucking thread, my god. Also, the Jokaero could fix it in seconds!

>>	Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)23:08 No.15596316 rolled 75 = 75 >>15596281 We can fix our arms in the past. Everything was better back then anyways. And we have the monkey's.

>>	Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)23:09 No.15596322 rolled 28 = 28 >>15596314 They'd probably also merge it with the Talon of Horus and put digiweapons all over it. I vote for this!

>>	Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)23:10 No.15596326 INTO THE PAST! WITH A PUNCH!

>>	Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)23:11 No.15596330 rolled 68 = 68 >>15596326 WHAT THE FUCK CAPTCHA. WHAT. THE. FUCK.

>>	Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)23:13 No.15596340 rolled 81 = 81 Maybe we can pick up Horus on the way back? Show him how to kill the emperor proper.

>>	Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)23:14 No.15596346 rolled 72 = 72 Gentlemen. We have done the impossible. We have made abbaddon..........awesome. I salute you all

>>	Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)23:15 No.15596351 >>15596322 Picture a whip. With the Talon at the tip. Made of arms.

>>	Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)23:16 No.15596361 rolled 85 = 85 >>15596351 FUND THIS

>>	Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)23:17 No.15596366 File1310786230.jpg-(313 KB, 900x900, GODDAMNEDJOKAERO.jpg) rolled 27 = 27 >>15596346 Not awesome enough! We still need the Jokaero to outfit our huge metalic arms with digi weapons, DIGI WEAPONS EVERYWHERE.

OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/15/11(Fri)23:17 No.15596368

>>15596291
You give Ahriman the order. Once again the warp light appears, tingling and wisping around your body.

As the bright lights come into view, you tilt your head and see the Justaerin terminator that had your arms, sans face. It appears the explosion of warp energy killed him, one of the warp bolts striking him.

As the world slowly fades, you see two other things, lying on the ground and burned...

-----

Your eyes open. You still within the Vengeful Spirit, in the same chamber.

Ahriman comes in over the vox.

"We're here. Welcome to the past."

>>	Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)23:17 No.15596370 File1310786276.png-(2.83 MB, 1224x1486, 1304300999286.png) rolled 39 = 39 >>15596346 Has been done before.

>>	Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)23:18 No.15596373 rolled 89 = 89 >>15596368 March Grumpily to the Monkeys. Attempt to comfort Sindri on the way.

>>	Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)23:18 No.15596374 rolled 82 = 82 >>15596368 INSPECT THE BURNED OBJECTS....

>>	That Guy !CrwtTbFNxQ 07/15/11(Fri)23:18 No.15596377 rolled 12 = 12 >>15596368 STRIKE THE EARTH! LET NO MAN LIVE UNTIL WE FIND THE EMPEROR-CHILD

>>	Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)23:19 No.15596383 rolled 13 = 13 ROBOT WITH FLESHY ARMS WITH TALON OF HORUS.

>>	Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)23:19 No.15596387 rolled 48 = 48 >>15596370 A huge eldar? >>15596368 Great, have the Jokaero repair your arm and upgrade it, and THEN! Have them build a robot arm for your fleshy arms!

>>	Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)23:19 No.15596388 rolled 69 = 69 Land your ship in Anotalia. Time to go Emprah-Huntin'.

>>	Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)23:20 No.15596390 rolled 33 = 33 call upon slaanesh, we need to become our own father...

>>	Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)23:20 No.15596395 rolled 98 = 98 >>15596368 You'll need all the power in the world to make damn sure the Emperor dies... TO THE SIMIAN BARRACKS!

>>	Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)23:20 No.15596396 rolled 62 = 62 >>15596368 FIND OUT IF IT WORKED. KILL IMPORTANT THINGS BASED ON WHEN WE ARE.

>>	That Guy !CrwtTbFNxQ 07/15/11(Fri)23:20 No.15596397 rolled 54 = 54 >>15596368 VIRUS-BOMB THE EARTH! THEN HAVE TYPHUS AND KHARN HATE-FUCK THE REMAINS

>>	Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)23:21 No.15596399 File1310786500.jpg-(20 KB, 582x329, 1308352750166.jpg) rolled 85 = 85 >>15596395 >98 The Jokaero is strong in this one

>>	Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)23:21 No.15596401 DRAWFAG I DEMAND DRAWFAGS I WILL FUCKING PAY FOR A PICTURE OF ABADASS PUNCHING THE FUCKING WARP WITH SSSSINDRIII!

>>	Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)23:22 No.15596407 rolled 88 = 88 >>15596397 DO THAT BACKWARDS.

>>	Spawn_More_Synaps 07/15/11(Fri)23:22 No.15596408 rolled 99 = 99 >>15596370 Speaking of drawfaggotry, we need art of this quest.

>>	Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)23:23 No.15596413 rolled 36 = 36 >>15596407 YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>	Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)23:23 No.15596415 rolled 40 = 40 >>15596368 Wonder if you left the oven on. Obliterate spirit.

>>	Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)23:24 No.15596421 rolled 71 = 71 >>15596408 >99 >not calling anything

>>	Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)23:25 No.15596427 rolled 78 = 78 >>15596368 >the terminator with our arms dies >two things burned on the floor >lost our real arms Get rocket fists from jokaero

>>	That Guy !CrwtTbFNxQ 07/15/11(Fri)23:25 No.15596430 rolled 51 = 51 >>15596395 This, then PUNCH THE EARTH >>15596408 >Does this mean it will be done?

>>	Spawn_More_Synaps 07/15/11(Fri)23:27 No.15596437 rolled 16 = 16 >>15596421 Damnit!! Ok, First we head for Earth

OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/15/11(Fri)23:28 No.15596448

>>15596395
You get up and march over to the Jokaero barracks. Once inside, you find Eliphas standing in the middle of a room filled with screeching monkeys.

He has several feces sticking to his warplate.

"Welcome lord, to our wondrous monkey den." he says "May I leave now?"

(BTW, should Eliphas be daemon prince or not?)

>>	Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)23:28 No.15596450 File1310786929.gif-(2 MB, 391x237, 1277201149468.gif) rolled 66 = 66 >15596437 Too late faggot, Abafuck is going to the simian barracks.

>>	Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)23:29 No.15596453 rolled 22 = 22 >>15596448 Fuck yeah he should. ORDER THE APES TO REPAIR THE ARM. MAKE IT SUPERIOR IF POSSIBLE. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsO6ZnUZI0g&NR=1&feature=fvwp

>>	Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)23:30 No.15596456 rolled 29 = 29 >>15596453 Voting for this.

>>	Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)23:30 No.15596459 rolled 51 = 51 >>15596448 Never. Get the monkeys to fix my arms.Make them give me eight arms actually.

>>	Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)23:33 No.15596477 rolled 69 = 69 >>15596448 >Eliphas >a Daemon Prince >Laughing Jokaeros start flinging shit at each other Have the Jokaero repair Sindri, and improve him TENFOLD! Then have them build a robo body for your fleshy arms. We shall call him Roboddon!

>>	Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)23:33 No.15596481 rolled 90 = 90 get them to repair my arms, possibly add in lasers or rocket fists, and then you can go

>>	Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)23:34 No.15596486 rolled 61 = 61 >>15596477 I think fleshy arms have been burned to a crisp. NOT AN EXCUSE THOUGH.

>>	Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)23:34 No.15596489 rolled 26 = 26 >>15596448 tell them to make two french cyborgs that make music by the genre of "french acid house"

>>	Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)23:35 No.15596495 File1310787333.jpg-(34 KB, 694x530, 1267858206905.jpg) This thread rocks. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mm0YmRHdyz4 /tg/, you've done it again.

>>	Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)23:36 No.15596504 File1310787371.jpg-(60 KB, 464x343, 1300898374044.jpg) rolled 5 = 5

>>	Glassberg Never 07/15/11(Fri)23:36 No.15596505 >>15596448 THE JOKAERO SHALL CONSTRUCT A PAIR OF DREADNOUGHTS FOR YOUR ARMS. EVEN IN DEATH THEY PUNCH

>>	Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)23:36 No.15596508 rolled 68 = 68 >>15596481 Curse your 90! We ain't living the Simian barracks without Roboddon!

>>	Glassberg Never 07/15/11(Fri)23:37 No.15596512 rolled 70 = 70 >>15596505 I FORGOT MY ROLL IN MY EXCITEMENT

>>	Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)23:38 No.15596515 rolled 11 = 11 >>15596508 Agreed

OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/15/11(Fri)23:39 No.15596521

>>15596481
You remove Sindri from your stub/socket and hand it to Eliphas. You tell him that he can leave once he gets the Jokaero to fix it.

He sighs. "Very well, my lord." As he brings the arm to the monkeys, you notice that there are tiny daemonic tendrils wrapped throughout certain open sections.

Suddenly, Kharn the Betrayer enters the room. "ABADDON DUDE! YOU HAVE TO CHECK THIS SHIT OUT! WE'RE IN THE FUCKING PAST AND IT'S AWESOME!"

>>	Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)23:39 No.15596526 rolled 100 = 100 >>15596521 FIST BUMP.

>>	Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)23:40 No.15596528 rolled 13 = 13 >>15596521 HEY! HOW FAR BACK?

>>	Spawn_More_Synaps 07/15/11(Fri)23:41 No.15596534 File1310787699.jpg-(53 KB, 480x384, awesome[1].jpg) rolled 50 = 50 Tell him we know, and take the arm back, theyre probably done fixing/upgrading it already.

>>	Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)23:41 No.15596537 rolled 48 = 48 >>15596521 Are they giant lizards? Please tell me they are giant lizards.

>>	Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)23:42 No.15596543 rolled 4 = 4 >>15596526 PERFECT

>>	Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)23:43 No.15596550 rolled 98 = 98 >>15596521 mandatory fist bump, check it out and get drunk with our best bud. I want a pic of Abs and kharn fistbumping with the words BROS 4 LIFE somewhere in it

>>	That Guy !CrwtTbFNxQ 07/15/11(Fri)23:44 No.15596558 rolled 79 = 79 >>15596526 Then find Earth bitches

>>	Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)23:45 No.15596566 rolled 97 = 97 >>15596550 I am on a fucking roll!

OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/15/11(Fri)23:47 No.15596576
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>>15596526
You brofist Kharn with your non-Sindri arm. He literally drags you over to a viewing area.

You can see Terra below.

Not the Terra you know, with it's golden cities and mighty towers that pierce the sky. This Terra is ancient. It is covered with blue seas, with large patches of green and brown overtrop. Great white mists coat the atmosphere of the planet.

Kharn speaks. "THERE MUST BE...SO MANY FUCKING THINGS TO KILL DOWN THERE!"

>>	Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)23:48 No.15596586 rolled 62 = 62 >>15596576 Pull out your Bolter and fire the first shot right through the fucking window.

>>	Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)23:49 No.15596591 rolled 95 = 95 >>15596576 MAN THE DROP PODS AND SOMEONE PLAY SOME FUCKING AWESOME MUSIC! WE'RE DEPLOYING IN FIVE SECONDS!

>>	Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)23:49 No.15596594 rolled 100 = 100 >>15596576 So lets get to it. Drop ships. Or boarding torpedoes. After I get my damn arm.

>>	Spawn_More_Synaps 07/15/11(Fri)23:50 No.15596601 rolled 61 = 61 >>15596576 It turns out we went back too far. There are no poeple, only Dinosaurs.

>>	Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)23:50 No.15596603 rolled 69 = 69 >>15596594 SWEET LORD, the dice gods have blessed this fucking quest with their unfathomable power!

>>	Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)23:50 No.15596606 rolled 61 = 61 >>15596576 put Kharn in the brech of a cannon point said cannon toward terra fire said cannon pointed at terra with kharn in side wait for those fucking monkeys to finish fixing you arm and join kharn the same way

>>	Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)23:50 No.15596607 >>15596591 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7Wohpd8TxE GRANTED.

Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)23:51 No.15596609

rolled 91 = 91

>>15596576
Dude.....This will be.......
AWESOME!

Let me get my arm and we'll start smashing EVERYTHING. I'll let you take out that island
>points to Australia
According to some history, there's shit down there that would maka a catachan shit his pants!

>>	Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)23:51 No.15596610 rolled 56 = 56 >>15596594 Geez, every time I get 95, the person after me gets 100. Just not my day. At least you guys went back in time, gotta take a win when you get them.

>>	Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)23:51 No.15596612 >>15596591 >>15596594 I do believe some fucking awesome music is in order with these rolls. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-Oz9o8pVq4 LET'S FUCKING DO THIS.

>>	Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)23:52 No.15596616 rolled 30 = 30 GUYS GUYS WE NEED TO PREEMPTIVELY ATTACK AUSTRALIA OR SEN KHARN DOWN THERE FOR LULZ

>>	Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)23:53 No.15596624 Actually, here's a more fitting song. http://youtu.be/tca5IMsRyjk

>>	Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)23:53 No.15596627 rolled 64 = 64 This song is quite appropriate. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyTfbtZeGeU

>>	Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)23:54 No.15596632 rolled 48 = 48 >>15596607 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSONE8XkhbM sorry mate this is more my kind of tea

>>	Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)23:54 No.15596633 rolled 89 = 89 This is the last song to have been playing through my speakers during this lovely quest.

>>	Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)23:54 No.15596635 rolled 4 = 4 none of these have an appropriate title DEATH FROM ABOVE! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9HDOI76zj8

>>	Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)23:55 No.15596636 rolled 72 = 72 >>15596633 Then I forgot to post it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6WoH2RpzPI

>>	Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)23:56 No.15596642 >>15596635 >chiptunes ha ha ha NO. That's why I posted this back up here >>15596624 "From the Sky" - Gojira

>>	Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)23:56 No.15596646 rolled 17 = 17 There is a good chance that we are in a time where Slaanesh doesn't exist yet. Tell Kharn if we get the chance. Tell no one else though.

>>	Glassberg Never 07/15/11(Fri)23:56 No.15596647 rolled 94 = 94 KHARN NEEDS TO FIGHT DINOSAURS PLEASE.

OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/15/11(Fri)23:57 No.15596649

>>15596594
Just as you give out the order over the vox, a Jokaero appears and hands you Sindri. It's been fixed and made better. The materials appear even higher quality, and there appears to be an energy field device similar to a power fist's on it.

As the warriors of Chaos get to their drop pods, Ahriman tunes into the vox. "Any words for the men before dropping into to destroy our history?"

>>	Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)23:58 No.15596657 rolled 9 = 9 >>15596649 "KILL EVERYTHING."

>>	Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)23:58 No.15596660 rolled 65 = 65 >>15596649 "The fourteenth Black Crusade begins! Let the WORLD burn!"

>>	Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)23:58 No.15596661 rolled 52 = 52 >>15596649 lets fuck some shit up ten ways to empurars day

>>	Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)23:58 No.15596663 rolled 13 = 13 >>15596649 LET'S DO THIS, LEEROY JEEEEEEEENNNNNKINSS!

>>	Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)23:59 No.15596675 rolled 90 = 90 >>15596649 >>15596649 >toggle comms to all FUCK THAT NOISE! WE HAVE A PRIMITIVE SOCIETY TO KILL! FIRST ONE TO KILL THE EMPORER GETS THE ENITRE PLANET"S SUPPLY OF BOOZE OR ANY OTHER REWARD THEY CAN THINK OF!

>>	Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)00:00 No.15596681 rolled 14 = 14 >>15596649 FUCK HISTORY

>>	Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)00:00 No.15596687 rolled 66 = 66 http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/15596109/ ARCHIVE FOR THE ARCHIVE THRONE

>>	Spawn_More_Synaps 07/16/11(Sat)00:00 No.15596689 File1310788857.jpg-(87 KB, 800x566, 800px-Emperasque_Approvesfixed(...).jpg) hey, just a what if thing, but what about a fight between Abadass and The Emprasque?

>>	Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)00:01 No.15596691 rolled 77 = 77 >>15596649 "THE GLORIOUS END JUSTIFIES THE MEANS!"

>>	Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)00:01 No.15596692 rolled 22 = 22 >>15596649 Let's give 'em a good dicking lads.

>>	Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)00:01 No.15596696 rolled 66 = 66 >>15596649 BROTHERS! MARK THIS DAY! IT IS THE DAY WE DESTROY THE VERY FABRIC OF TIME! IT IS THE DAY WE REWRITE HISTORY! IT IS THE DAY THAT NEVER EXISTED AND ONLY EXISTS! LET THE UNIVERSE BURN!

>>	Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)00:01 No.15596697 rolled 94 = 94 >>15596675 THIS

>>	Glassberg Never 07/16/11(Sat)00:01 No.15596703 rolled 12 = 12 >>15596689 YOU CAN HAVE EVERY MY BONER. BOTH OF THEM

>>	Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)00:02 No.15596704 rolled 80 = 80 >>15596691 >>15596696 >66 >77 Aw shit!

>>	Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)00:02 No.15596706 rolled 50 = 50 >>15596689 We're going to make sure it never happened

>>	Spawn_More_Synaps 07/16/11(Sat)00:08 No.15596741 >>15596696 Another question, is this modern real life type earth, ye olde medevil earth, or prehistoric caveman earth?

OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/16/11(Sat)00:10 No.15596756
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>>15596696
>>15596691
The warriors cheer and shout at your inspiring words. The followers of Nurgle and Slaanesh sound their warcries and pledge undying allegiance as they prepare for glorious battle.

The drop pods fall, and the riders of doom descend toward Terra.

The drop pods continue their fall for some time. Suddenly, you hear something an explosion. from outside your pod.

Then the vox comes on.

"We're being attacked!"

>>	Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)00:10 No.15596758 rolled 18 = 18 >>15596741 Back 40k years would put it at 0AD/CE/BC/BCE I think. Maybe 1000 AD/CE

>>	Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)00:10 No.15596762 rolled 36 = 36 >>15596741 Bronze Age by accurate timethingies. Civillisations just starting up.

>>	Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)00:10 No.15596764 rolled 76 = 76 >>15596741 Don't ask me, buddy. I just yell cool stuff.

>>	Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)00:11 No.15596774 rolled 29 = 29 >>15596756 ALL HANDS ON DECK, FIRE BACK.

>>	Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)00:12 No.15596777 rolled 43 = 43 >>15596756 >OH shit face THEN KILLE THE MOTHERFUCKERS YOU WIMPS!

>>	Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)00:13 No.15596785 rolled 48 = 48 PRY OPEN POD SEE WHAT'S ATTACKING YOU

>>	Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)00:14 No.15596792 rolled 100 = 100 >>15596756 use the monkeys mass multilaser

>>	Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)00:14 No.15596793 rolled 61 = 61 >>15596756 Then they shall learn the fury of the dark gods! We have a fleet in orbit, right? Use it to shoot back!

>>	Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)00:15 No.15596800 rolled 10 = 10 LOOK UP TO THE ROOF OF THE POD, AND YELL TO BOTH THE FAITHFUL STRUCTURE AND WHATEVER ELSE MIGHT HEAR YOU: "DO. NOT. FAIL ME!"

>>	Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)00:15 No.15596802 rolled 2 = 2 Begin gathering blood FOR THE BLOOD GOD.

>>	Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)00:15 No.15596807 rolled 54 = 54 >>15596792 Truly the dice gods have cursed this thread. WITH AWESOME

>>	Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)00:17 No.15596820 rolled 76 = 76 Praise the omnissiah!

>>	Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)00:19 No.15596833 rolled 67 = 67 >>15596792 fuck YEAR

OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/16/11(Sat)00:21 No.15596853

>>15596792
You vox the astartes still on board to have the Jokaero to get all the multilasers on the Vengeful Spirit and link them together.

As you give the command, a beam pierces along through the plate in front of you, slicing off a hunk of metal. You can see small fighter ships attacking the drop pods with las weaponry.

>>	Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)00:23 No.15596866 rolled 31 = 31 >>15596853 PUNCH FIGHTER SURF WRECKAGE INTO ATMOSPHERE WHILE FLIPPING OFF THE REST OF THE FIGHTERS

>>	Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)00:23 No.15596869 rolled 23 = 23 >>15596853 JAM SINDRI INTO THE WALL OF THE POD AND TRY TO THROW THE ENGINE INTO OVERDRIVE IN AN ATTEMPT TO GET OUT OF THIS SHITSTORM.

>>	Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)00:25 No.15596895 rolled 40 = 40 >>15596853 Shoot it with mind bullets

>>	Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)00:27 No.15596905 rolled 18 = 18 >>15596895 THAT'S TELEKINESIS, KYLE.

>>	Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)00:27 No.15596906 rolled 46 = 46 >>15596895 I swear, if this works......

>>	Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)00:27 No.15596907 Oh sweet evil gods, TG I have never loved you more than this moment. All Glory to the Abbaddon-who-must-be

>>	Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)00:27 No.15596913 rolled 93 = 93 >>15596895 do this

>>	Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)00:27 No.15596914 rolled 90 = 90 >>15596853 Grab a fighter with Sindri power-fist. Then fly around on it and hit everything.

>>	Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)00:27 No.15596917 rolled 47 = 47 >>15596906 >>15596905 IT WILL DAMN IT.

>>	Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)00:28 No.15596927 File1310790518.jpg-(29 KB, 320x320, 485687_main.jpg) rolled 64 = 64 >>15596913 This just keeps getting better.

>>	That Guy !CrwtTbFNxQ 07/16/11(Sat)00:29 No.15596939 rolled 10 = 10 >>15596853 PUNCH THE WORLD AS YOU CURSE AHRIMAN FOR FUCKING UP AGAIN

>>	Spawn_More_Synaps 07/16/11(Sat)00:30 No.15596941 rolled 81 = 81 >>15596895 MIND BULLETS FROM THE BULLET DIMENSION

>>	Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)00:30 No.15596945 File1310790626.jpg-(216 KB, 480x549, 1304136145454.jpg) rolled 88 = 88

>>	Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)00:32 No.15596971 File1310790757.jpg-(5 KB, 133x150, bludreevans.jpg) rolled 33 = 33 Lord Abaddon's arms are requisitioned by the blood ravens.

OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/16/11(Sat)00:34 No.15596988

>>15596913
You think of destroying the fighter craft of mind bullets, but then you remember you aren't a psyker.

Then you see Sindri fist, and remember someone else is.

You shove Sindri in through the hole left by the beam weapon. A stream of psychic projectiles fly from the fist towards a nearby fighter. The ship is pierced by several good shots, and explodes in a cloud of purple-blue energy.

>>	Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)00:35 No.15596998 rolled 73 = 73 Once we have murdered the child Emperor we must usurp his domain, and in the name of the gods launch a GLORIOUS CRUSADE of HUMANITY and CHAOS!

>>	Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)00:36 No.15597002 rolled 5 = 5 >>15596988 jump out of the drop pod and launch your self towards terra. have the zerkers joing because drop pods are for pussies

>>	Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)00:36 No.15597005 rolled 4 = 4 >>15596988 THAT'S AWESOME, SINDRI, DO IT AGAIN

>>	Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)00:37 No.15597012 rolled 55 = 55 >>15596988 Break through the hull of the pod and start shooting with... Abaddon. YEAHHHH

>>	Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)00:37 No.15597019 rolled 93 = 93 >>15597012 Fire with reckless Abaddon

>>	Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)00:40 No.15597038 rolled 38 = 38 FREEFALL TIME!

>>	Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)00:40 No.15597039 rolled 7 = 7 >>15597019 OH!, I GET IT!

>>	Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)00:40 No.15597041 rolled 16 = 16 >>15596988 Just land already god damn it.

>>	Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)00:41 No.15597056 rolled 67 = 67 >>15597041 Make the drop pod go faster through sheer force of will.

OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/16/11(Sat)00:44 No.15597066
File1310791474.jpg-(17 KB, 339x272, apocnightwing.jpg)

>>15597019
You pry open the doors of the drop pod with Sindri and recklessly throw yourself out. You fire more mind bullets from Sindri as you descend.

As you fall, you notice the designs of the fighter craft and realizing who they are.

It's the Eldar.

The vox chimes in. "MULTILASERS READY TO FIRE!"

>And now, I sadly must go to bed. I shall return tomorrow though.

>>	Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)00:45 No.15597074 rolled 7 = 7 >>15597066 Oh lawd. Well this was fantastic. Kudos, OP.

>>	Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)00:46 No.15597080 rolled 93 = 93 >>15597066 It all make sense in a terrifying way.

>>	Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)00:46 No.15597082 rolled 43 = 43 >>15597066 Crash to Terra with backdrop of lasers, right onto a Who concert. Time fall so that Roger Daltry is screaming YEAAAAAAAHHHH as you land.

>>	Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)00:46 No.15597085 File1310791594.png-(112 KB, 316x400, thumbs-up-rocket.png) >>15597066

>>	Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)00:46 No.15597086 rolled 68 = 68 >>15597066 rest well op for we shall wait for you to countinue to weave this fine tale

>>	Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)00:47 No.15597089 rolled 98 = 98 It's been a blast, OP. I hope we get a chance to pick this up tomorrow. Any particular time?

>>	Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)00:51 No.15597113 >>15597066 Awww...I wanna see what crazy shit happens next. ALSO DON'T FORGET TO UP-VOTE THIS SHIT YOU FAGGOTS! http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html

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