WHY?!

>>15350355
Because.

Thumbs up for the satire.

Is the pic the Chapter Master?

-_- Do I gotta copy-pasta the whole story now? (And its still not even done. Bored of this faggotry.)

Oh goddammit here we go again.

It's like a trainwreck, gruesome but I just can't look away.

>fem marines
>half-eldar marine
>lesbian cat-girl
>Draigo's lover
>Ebony Dementia

Concerning tabletop :
- Eternal Warrior for everyone !
- when one of the golden Aquila lost her last wound, she is removed from the game only on 1 of a d6.
- If she is removed, she is not really dead, you silly.
- When a Golden Aquila lost her last wound, whatever if she comes back, all firendly units in a 12' radius around her can now freely fire once.

This is the greatest chapter ever.

Universal Rules for Aquilas!

Better than You: Each individual Aquila unit can distribute a +1 boost to any stats that is not armour or saves.

Spess Mehreens: Have all Universal rules from Codex: Space Marines

The Aegis

Faith Rules

>a warcry

FOR THE GREATER KAWAII!

>>15350390
There's also a female version of Edward Elric.

>>15350427
You're forgetting Helveticus Archival, the only man in an all female space marine group.

>>15350375
>Do I gotta copy-pasta the whole story now?
What if you put it on 1d4chan?

Proposed basic Aquila stats:

WS 4
BS 4
S 4
T 4
W 1
I 4
A 1
Ld 10
Sv 3+ (6+ invulnerable)

Wargear: Combi-bolter, bolt pistol, power weapon (can be upgraded to force), frag grenades, krak grenades, shield, Aquila power armour

Special Rules: Better Than You

>>15350405
>>15350416
Wow this army will be expensive as fuck.

>>15350432
Meh, doing.

Whats a good title for it?

>>15350448
The one with Serena/Helveticus/Edys?
Triple Heresy.

>Dat wiki article

They need supportive but internally-tormented boyfriends for true sue-ness.

>>15350473
Helveticus is everyones man... Dreadnought.

I propose that instead of lightning claws the Aquilas use force katanas, which have the same rules but also count as force weapons.

Ok, so I haven't paid attention to golden aquillas AT ALL.
Until this thread I was under the impression that they were more codex marine than Ultramarines.

Oh man... was I wrong...

This chapter is missing something. You wanna know what it is?

A rival chaos warband.
Filled with villain sues.

>>15350496
._. Why do I have this horrible, horrible feeling?

>>15350496
Which route should we go? Completely illogical and pointless super evil just for the sake of it, or evil smexy BEST OF THE BEST Chaos warband?

>>15350480
I agree with this.
We could just use force falchions, but those are SO un-kawaii.

I don't even really know where to begin with these...

I mean I guess GKs would be the opitmal base but good god what the fuck would I have to do it to make it look the part...

>>15350512
>Completely illogical and pointless super evil just for the sake of it, or evil smexy BEST OF THE BEST Chaos warband?
Both obviously.

>>15350496
They would need to worship a major chaos power that isn't any of the four.
And they would need to be formed preheresy but consist entirely of post heresy chaos marines that were never loyalists to begin with.

>>15350514
force falchions that work the way some people thought they did pre-faq

>>15350521
>They would need to worship a major chaos power that isn't any of the four.
I PROPOSE MALAL

>>15350518
>5 chaos marines conquer whole planet, convert who population to chaos, creating a working economy and functional demon-fount outside of the eye of terror.
>leave and glass the planet for the lulz.

>>15350521
Malal. Entire chapter is filled with emo goth anti-sues who still end up reeking of Mary Sue.

>>15350523
I SECOND THE MOTION.
IT IS MIXED WITH NECKBEARD RAGE AND ADORATION OF THE HIGHEST ORDER.

They will be the group that /tg/ will weep bitterly in rage as they cannot admit how much they love them.

>>15350538
It'd almost be amusing to have them be not-mary sue at all.
But instead fucking operatoroperator.

>>15350512
>Completely illogical and pointless super evil just for the sake of it
Warband Masters of Evil, led by Stalin, Milan Lukić and Oskar Dirlewanger in SPACE.

The leader of the Chaos Warband outta be this really uber-powerful, intelligent and sexy sorceress chick who hates the Aquilas because they wouldn't let her join.

She should also have a lover who's a super strong Daemon Prince chaos marine who acts as her Dragon.

Wait, so is the chaos warband meant to be a counter point or a foil?

Are they there to make the Golden Aquilas look dumb and fumbling, or there to make GA look like protagonists in a cartoon show?

>>15350557
No. Her lover must be a Warhammer Fantasy VC who somehow survived into 40k. You know it to be true.

OH GOD NO.

>>15350573
Actually I like this one better.

A mega daemon prince should still be the warband's dragon though.

/tg/ I am crying right now.

>>15350576

>>15350554
Connections to Marvel universe unintended. It just sounded perfectly retarded and like a name nobody would really give to themselves.

Image somehow related.

If we're going to have a rival warband, they have to be absurdly evil. I mean, to a fucking RIDICULOUSLY extent of puppy-kicking world-destroying for-the-evulz evil.

It also has to be played perfectly straight. These guys may be Saturday morning cartoon villains, but their ones capable of murdering billions.

Stupid emo anti-sue. Wonder how I could write it... Probably horribly, but hell.

>>15350617
The sort that continuously whip their minions while laughing maniacally.

Also rape factory.

So, a chaos warband run by a smexy evil sorceress, her vampire count husbando and a fucking strong daemon prince who are extremely competent yet do everything for the evulz?

>>15350660
Yes. And for the fuck of it, lets get a Chaos Dreadnought that does not go insane. At all. Alpha as fuck.

>>15350644
>rape factory
Ain't that a bit too much? I was thinking these guys would be more like something a 13-year old fanfic writer would come with up.

>>15350660
>smexy evil sorceress
Wouldn't Chaos Eldar Farseer be more sue-ish? And in reality, she's the mother of all Mandrakes.

But where'd you get the vampire count?

>>15350692
Naw, porn is what all suethors resort to.

>>15350702
>But where'd you get the vampire count?
He's from WHFB and is 40,000 years old. He's survived for so long since he's incredibly powerful and intelligent.

>>15350702
see
>>15350573


>>15350713
This is sadly true. Roll any character on the Wyrmrest Accord server in WoW, and head to Stormwind City. Download all the RP addons. Start crying tears of rage.

>haven't really been following these threads
>look at 1d4chan wiki article on the golden aquilas
>read the write faggotry at the end
>wtf is this
>Brother Helveticus: I AM HERE FOR THE BITCHES. LOVE ME OR HATE ME, I CARE NOT
>golden aquilas are now the best chapter ever for all time

Really? You guys couldn't stop at just one mary-sue chapter?

I think we need an intervention.

I've gone another villain sue idea.

A former marine of the Aquilas who fell to the darkness of Chaos for some reason and abandoned her friends.

As she's the only Golden Aquila to have ever truly fallen, the chapter maintains a limit of 999 marines in remembrance.

She also has a single wing and was originally in 3rd company.

>>15350756
SUES HAVE NO LIMITS TO NUMBER NOR POWER

>>15350757
Oh God yes. This is too horrible/amazing to not be so.

why

>>15350808
cause

>>15350702
>Wouldn't Chaos Eldar Farseer be more sue-ish? And in reality, she's the mother of all Mandrakes.
And lying with daemons would restore her soul Slaanesh wouldn't swallow her. Aww, now look what you've done /d/.

So, is this warband going to be normal all male, or Golden Aquilas evil version?

Guys, I think we love Mary Sues too much.

>>15350726
Wyrmrest EU or US?
I need a laugh, and unintended comedy is the best.

>>15350828
>So, is this warband going to be normal all male
Think so, only with a few special members being female (sorceress leader, fallen Aquila chick).

>>15350845
US. Best Mary Sue hangouts are the Cathedral, and the one bar in the... Old Town? Yea, I think its Old Town. With Horde, its every single person in Silvermoon City. No exceptions.

Been a year or so since I've been there, so the server might have devolved to a simple PVE server by now.

>>15350830
I think it is a combination of an innate desire to troll, bad experiences and a perverted sense of humour.

>>15350856
>Scarshield Legion
>Every Blood Elf is a futanari
>Every single one
>why.exe

>>15350879
... Dear lord, it devolved into something worse than a PVE server.

Troll the living hell out of them, and tell them that Buxington/Adhnan/Deathbot sends his regards. See how many people rage. (probably none)

Back on topic. If we do a regular all male CSM chapter filled with emo/goth/anti-sues, we pretty much get the Chaos Version of the Pretty Marines.

Let's aim for Sailor Moon faggotry.

>>15350910
> f we do a regular all male CSM chapter filled with emo/goth/anti-sues, we pretty much get the Chaos Version of the Pretty Marines.

Well who said they'd all have to be emo/goth sues? There's a lot of different types of villain sues to work with than just that.

>>15350910
>Troll the living hell out of them, and tell them that Buxington/Adhnan/Deathbot sends his regards. See how many people rage. (probably none)
EU, mang. And haven't played in long time.

>Let's aim for Sailor Moon faggotry.
A female chaos chapter then. Their chief apothecary is a female version of Fabius Bile. She is one of the best apothecaries in the world, and only a handful of marines have ever died because she always manages to save them. She is almost never on the field because she abhors killing, and values life above everything else.

>>15350954
Picture related, it's her?

I'mma do some fluffing out for the warband's daemon prince.

>>15350954

You should see Argent Dawn.

:arg:

>>15351010
Argent Dawn? At least in -09 it was the best EU RP server.

How about child soldiers? That would certainly be grimdark.

>>15351027
Was. Then Wyrmrest Accord came out in WOTLK, triggering The Great RP Migration. Think the cancer on /b/, but its more of a plague. From server to server, great roleplayers following horribly written lore in an attempt to make something fun... All being brought to their knees by the atrocities of the Futa-Draenei/Belfs. And of course the 'not a ####'s.

It's the chief reason why I went to City of Villains. A little bit more ero, but hell, everything is much more flexible.

Might eventually go back to WA on Buxington to stir shit up.

>>15351027

It's still good, were it not filled with zany retards who fancy themselves funny because they know a few memes.

Khazoroth Udunsog, the Burning Claw of Darkness and Malal's Destroyer, in among the most powerful and feared daemon princes. A 10k veteran and former astartes of the Sons of Horus, Khazoroth was one of the few marines who stayed behind on Terra after Horus' death. After managing to slay fifty loyalist marines he was finally slain by a Blood Angel who sliced off his arm.

However, Khazoroth would not die as Malal had plans for him. After his body was jettisoned from a ship towards the sun, a daemon possessed the empty socket where his arm was and brought him back to life. He then murdered the crew of the Imperial ship, having a new arm creating by the possessing daemon, and take control, steering it into the Eye of Terror. Once he had arrived at the Eye he began slaughterer any traitor astartes that got in his way.

Khazoroth managed to start a civil war within the Eye due to his bloodshed, traitors and servants of Chaos butchering each other. Mala, pleased with his work, elevated the warrior to the status of a daemon prince.

Want me to continue?

>>15351189
Yus. Malal doesn't actually have a true canon Daemon Prince, does he?

Please continue.

>>15351258
Malal himself isn't canon. Do continue, but needs more Sue.

>>15351189
After ascending to daemonhood, Khazoroth traveled throughout the eye, looking for a weapon suitable for one as strong as him.

On one planet he discovered a chaos titan with a massive power fist/claw. Khazoroth eventually destroyed the titan in a duel and took the fist from it's remains, merging it with his daemon-possessed arm. He also ripped armour from it to wear as his own.

Khazoroth, wanting to test his new equipment, launched an attack on the Thousand Sons world. Several small groups of chaos marines, impressed by this fearsome daermon prince, joined Khazoroth in his attack. Many marines on both sides where slain and the battle ended shortly after a Lord of Change appeared and wiped out the Malal daemon's marines. Khazoroth then attacked the Lord of Change, burrowing his claw in it's chest and ripping out it's heart which he devoured. Doing this gave Khazoroth the ability to breath warp fire that could melt adamantium.

More?

Slanneshi influences anyone?

>>15351335
moar

>>15351335
A Bloodthirster, intrigued by Khazoroth and his butchering of the Tzeentchian worshipers, sent out a challenge to the dameon prince. He accepted and met the bloodthirster on a moon within the Eye of Terror.

The bloodthirster expected a duel but Khazoroth instead brought fifty sorcerers which he had captured and made serve him. The sorcerers bound the bloodthirster in place using their magic and Khazoroth began blasting the daemon with warp fire until all that was left was it's soul. Khazoroth took the soul and merged it with an axe-sword hybrid weapon, creating his own daemon blade to use. He then left the moon and allowed his sorcerers to be butchered by the daemons who served the bloodthrister and were angered by his death.

Khazoroth continued carving a name through the Eye until he spotted a grand light which could be seen billions of kilometers away. This light was the battle barge of the Golden Aquilas, and on it was their founder Lady Jessamene Integra Isabella D'Arcelle Dawnshadow.

>>15351472
Khazoroth attacked the battle barge with a force of Malal worshipers and enslaved warriors. Many were killed by the Golden Aquilas but Khazoroth managed to get aboard the ship.

The daemon prince cut down any Aquila that got in his way, including the 1st company Captain and her retinue. Hurt by the death of one of her most beloved and honorable daughters, the Lady Dawnshadow engaged the daemon prince in a duel. Although not yet a Living Saint she managed to slay Khazoroth, but he still came back from the warp a century later.

Khazoroth soon discovered a chaos warband dedicated to Malal, which declared themselves enemies of the Golden Aquilas. Impressed by Khazoroth's abilities, the darkly beautiful and cunning leader of the warband invited the daemon to join them. Khazoroth now serves as their greatest warrior.

>>15350732
He once punched Matt Ward, thats right you heard me
He can speak Eldar, in Gothic
He has out Stued an entire Chapter of Mary Sue Marines
He is the most interesting Dreadnought in the Galaxy

Brother Helveticus
I don't always Sleep with Mary Sues, but when I do They'er the Golden Auilas, keep writing My friends

>>15351558
I can't help but laugh.

>>15351558

Some say that he runs faster than the color red itself.

Others claim he's really what the Tyranids are trying to flee from.

All we know is... he's called Brother Helveticus.

So anyone have any ideas for warcry/symbol?

>>15351724
The symbol (for the GA's) should be an engraving of the Emperors face.

Still no ideas for a war cry though.

>Venerable Brother Helveticus Archival: I FIGHT FOR THE SEX!

>>15351699
But is he a bad enough dude to take on greater daemon slayer Khazoroth?

>>15351746
Sounds like a good story. Results of fighting may be similar to two Falcon Punches collide.

A chapter of mary sues and no decent /tg/ ork warband?

fuck you.

FUCK YOU ALL.

>>15351782
"When the Golden Aquilas encountered the waaaghband of Killboss Rezgob, even though Orks have no genitals or sexual feelings whatsoever, the Waaghboss nevertheless expressed feelings of great attraction to the chapter. It seems to beauty of the Golden Aquilas is so great it can overcome any barrier, no matter how impossible."

>>15351797

Well... there are squigs for everything.

EVERYTHIIIIIING.

>>15351782
/tg/ both likes and simultaneously doesn't care for orks. They like them and think they're 'nice to have around', likes their attitude, and likes their conversions. They also don't care for them though, because no /tg/ memes are created for/from the Orks, no custom clans/tribes/warbands, and no /tg/ characters are made for them.

>>15351829
Bad image.
Suddenly reminded of the All Natural Stim Belt from Corruption of Champions.

>>15351797

Now die. I hate, I hate, I hate the very concept of the Golden Aquilas. Really.

It is so bad in every possible and impossible way that I hope that the people behind this gets hamfists. Solid lumps of flesh for hands so that they cannot play with themselves while typewriting this MAXIMUM LEVEL Mary Sue shit.

>>15351841
Been done already, and not by /tg/.

>>15351840

Its a joke, a fucking joke, its MEANT to be fucking HORRIBLE, /tg/ has a HISTORY of making HORRIBLY EYE-GOUGINGLY PAINFUL MARY SUES all as a fucking joke.

>>15351840

>>15351840
That's the point.
The ENTIRE point.

>>15351841

wrong, they are Yakuza/gansters orks. I helped made them a bit before noone cared anymore.

>>15351834

Well... we have the "orks loots everything" thing... but you are right and that makes me a sad ork.

>>15351836

I was going to say "I'm 12 and what is this?" but no, please no. Maybe later in /d/ but not know i'm having fun.

>>15351841

Those were cool, then there were the Al Capone-esque Ork klan that were cool aswell if I remember correctly

>>15351871

Cowboy orks?

>>15351840
That's the joke.jpg

>>15351861
>>15351865
>>15351866

Still...don't /tg/ have at least some modicum of decency in these depraved times?

>>15351873
No, /tg/ just adopted the 'Orks loot everything' trope from the primary Ork forum, The-Waaagh!. They started it a long time ago with numerous 'Looted' projects. That's where the 'Dakkalith' (looted monolith), looted carnifex (first incarnation, and most after it), and numerous other 'looted' models came from.

It just so happens more than a few Waaaghers also happen to frequent and show off their work here on /tg/. Hence the 'Orks loot everything' concept continued to here.

>>15351934
Been done... 'Green Knights' was a project quite some time ago by a member of The-Waaagh.

I've actually had the idea of making an ork warband that's basically just a bunch of feral orks that don't understand looting and just put tons of guns and armor onto big, powerful animals they find.

I've actually been gathering goofy animal miniatures for the Big Toof Boyz to loot and orkify.

>>15351782

How about:
Warboss Rejeinolt Chawnzay Horkork da Fif and his Fightan Geenteelmanz?

>MFW these threads
You guys started this, might as well finish it.

>>15351992
We know ya like Burnas so we put Burnas on yo Trukks so you kud Trukk while yaz burnas.

>>15351975

I want to do that but in a cowboy/barbarian way

>>15351992
I actually used to play a list like that.
Not a single gun in the whole army needed BS to hit.

Bumping. Just got pepper sprayed IRL for training purposes. Feels bad man.

Back on topic.

So, anyone have some ideas for Golden Aquilas vehicles? Someone in the last thread had some good ideas (void-shield penitent engines, tau-tech landspeeders).

>>15352598
A modified Land Raider. Make it OP somehow by adding Titan weaponry onto it.

idontknowtabletop

>>15352598
A tau battlesuit that can transform into an armorued car.

I remember someone suggesting a psyker dreadnought which could have tau/eldar/grey knight guns, a jump pack and broadside railguns.

Guy who was working on the earleir crunch here. Going to try and come up with some Aquilla wargear/weapons/other armoury stuff.

Here's my idea for the main Aquila weapon:

Holy Bolter
24" S5 AP5 Assault 2

More Aquilas wargear.

Force Katana: Has the same rules as a lightning claw, as well as being a force weapon. Can be taken as a pair for extra re-roll.

Shining Gaunlet: Power fist that also counts as a force weapon.

Orichalcum Claymore: Counts a master-crafted eviscerator.

Firesword: A force sword which can use a template ranged-attack with S4 and AP5.

Will do more.

Star Gatling
36" S6 AP4 Heavy 6

Shadow Lance
48" S8 AP3 Heavy 1, Lance

Dragon-fire Cannon
Template S5 AP4 Assault 3

Energy Rifle
36" SX AP4 Sniper, Pinning, Heavy 2

Plasma Blaster
18" S7 AP2 Assault 3, Gets Hot!

what is this I don't even

>>15353451

Their Plasma weapons shouldn't get hot, since their techmarines are so much better than anyone else's and improve and make new designs because the AdMech is too stifling, but no one ever calls them out on it.

Phoenix Melta
18" S8 AP1 Assault 1, Melta

Auto Crossbow
24" S3 AP5 Assault 4, ignores invulnerable saves

Steel Slayer
48" S7 AP4 Heavy 2, Rending

WHY ARE THERE NO DRAWFAGS EVER

Seriously, four threads and not a single one.

>>15353833
I might be able to sketch something up. But what?

>>15353871
Brother Helveticus!

Keep in mind he's an venerable Icelus pattern dreadnought, has a jump pack, and uses a plasma sword along with a storm shield.

>>15353896
I'll give it a try. I'm pretty shitty but I could use the practice.

Blessed Flamer
Template S5 AP4 Assault 1

Nova Launcher
48" S6 AP4 Heavy 1 Barrage, Blast

Holy Bolt Pistol
12" S5 AP5 Pistol

>>15353896
What the hell is a plasma sword?

>>15353988
A sword made of pure plasma, duh.

>>15353871
>>15353896
>>15353919
Okay, how wrong did I do it?

Dreadnought stats!

WS 4
BS 4
S 6
Armour 12, 12, 10
I 4
A 2

Wargear: Doomfist w/Blessed Flamer, Psycannon

Upgrades

Can be made Venerable with +1 WS and BS

Can replace Psycannon with:
Nova Launcher
Dragon-fire Cannon
Twin-linked Shadow Lance
Twin-linked Phoenix Melta
Twin-linked Star Gatling
Twin-linked Energy Rifle
Twin-linked Steel Slayer
Doomfist w/Blessed Flamer

Can replace Doomfist w/Blessed Flamer with:
Nova Launcher
Dragon-fire Cannon
Twin-linked Shadow Lance
Twin-linked Steel Slayer

Can replace both with:
Blood Talons

>>15354131
Other Upgrades:
- Two Railguns
- Jump Pack
- Familiar (adds second psychic power)
- Blacksun Filter

>>15354127
>>15354127
Not nearly kawaii enough.

>>15354195
What the hell is kawaii?

Come to think of it, why don't the Aquilas have battlesuits? If anything we should at LEAST have one Captain who uses one.

>>15354203
Japanese for cute ^-^

>>15354230
...okay... not sure how to make a Dreadnought cute, but I'll see what I can do.

>>15354230
>>15354240
How about now?

I demand more crunch.

And we should also decide on an army list for the Aquilas.

>reads Triple Heresy! story
I find it highly disturbing that intentional uber-Sues have more personality than most canon characters.

I'm going to try and do some writefaggotry for Serena's and Helveticus' quarter-eldar assassin-raised little abomination. Excellent Sue potential there.

>>15354541

We know. We can't help it! Our writefags keep *trying* to make them more sue-ish, but keep doing the wrong things, like giving them faults and motivations. Clearly, we need worse writefags...

'y know, I bet we could recruit some off deviantart...

The son of the Venerable Helveticus Archival and Captain Serena Starhawk, quarter-eldar Kyrus Wolfhawk is one of the most feared and beloved warriors of his subsector.

Raised by a former assassin on the feral world of Shavekahn, Kyrus is an extremely skill individual. He knows countless things, including how to shoot, fight in close combat, sneak, arm and disarm explosives, hunt, survive in dangerous conditions, fly atmospheric ships and repair equipment. In his past he has fought tyranids, orks, dark eldar and even chaos.

He appears to be a very fit and handsome boy, with a fierce but kind face, golden blackish hair and a blue eye along with a gold eye. He wears modified Vindicare stealthsuit capable of taking a bolter round. His main weapons are a scoped SMG-like assault sniper rifle, which fires poisonous piercing and shredding rounds. His other weapons are a force lightning claw that can function like a normal hand when needed and a psyker-bond pistol that he can use to fire mind bullets.

Will do more.

>>15354853
>that he can use to fire mind bullets.

"That's telekinesis Kyle."
/old joke
//is old.

>>15354853
Kyrus Wolfhawk has a very mature personality for a 16-year old boy. He is a fearless and brave person, but is also very cunning and quick-thinking. He is a merciless fighter, who makes his enemies fear him and brutally cuts them. To his friends he is kind, polite and has excellent social skills. Kyrus likes to be a lone wolf, following his own path on his own, but is known to help others with their problems and has many friends as such. He is very charming, fearsome and intimidating as well.

For most of his life Kyrus was raised by a former assassin who taught him how to fight and survive. The two lived in a small village where everyone was kind and simple. One day, however, a Chaos Lord came by and butchering the villagers and burned their own down before Kyrus' very eyes. Although he was only a child at the time, the boy was un-traumatized by the slaughter and became only braver. He set out on a journey to slay the Chaos Lord, which he succeeded at and became renowned as a hero.

Continue?

>>15354975
I actually did not intend for that reference. I literally meant mind bullets. Bullet made by his mind, which he loads into the gun mentally and shoots.

>>15355009
>Bullets made by his mind, which he loads into the gun mentally and shoots.
How....why....

>>15355047
He's a Stu. He does what he wants.

Archived.
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/15350349/
>>15354988
Yes.I demand more.

Kyrus Wolfhawk has easily become of the Imperium's greatest allies within the sector. A skilled psyker with Astartes/Eldar blood and essentially an assassin, he has managed to do many great deeds in his life. This includes killing a Hive Tyrant kilometers away with a pistol shot from the hip, sneaking into a chaos battle barge and killing all the high-ranking champions, surviving in a Deathworld jungle for six months without any supplies, and beating a dozen wyches in a fight to the death in the Dark City.

Although the child of two marines from the chapter, Kyrus Wolfhawk can never become a Golden Aquila. Nevertheless, he strives to make his parents proud and frequently assists the chapter.

>>15355187
>can never become a Golden Aquila
I laughed.

>>15355187
>>15354988
>>15354853
So he's a quarter-eldar astartes child with ridiculously good fighting skills, a loner who has a great personality and is very friendly, is unaffected by witnessing all his friends slaughtered before him and was raised on a feral world by an assassin?

>>15355364
I HAVE THE WEIERDEST BONER

Family reunions between him and his parents must be sooo awkward.

Another Rival Chaos Warband should instead be the followers of a God of Order and Law.They will be misunderstood special snowflakes that are hated by everyone but still fight for justice and peace.

Their God is better because it is being built and designed rather than being Spawned. It'll have good Daemons, etc. . .

Also, a small band of Dark Eldar Space Marine crossbreeds who have turned their back on their races evil ways and fight to protect life and happiness. Their souls are so pure that Slaneesh cannot eat their souls, but they don't need Paths either. In fact, they are so good that they have managed to redeem Slaneeshi Daemons into the ways of compassion.
Their leader is Vect's daughter, who turned against her father when he killed a little girl in front of her.

>>15355532
>>15355585
Noooooooooooooooo

We already have enough Mary Sues. The only reason the first warband got made was because a) Villain Sues are sues too and b) we needed a chapter enemy.

Now let's get back to Aquila fluffing.

>>15355532
That's not Sue-ish. It's just stupid.

>>15355585
>Dark Eldar Space Marine crossbreeds
We already have that (Captain Ebony Dementia)

>>15355187
>>15355532
>>15355585

This is all terrible.

>>15355965
Mission accomplished.

Couldn't slannesh make female marines work? Or at least hermaphrodites?

Aquila Special Rules

And They Shall Know No Fear

Psyker Mastery Levels

Psychic Pilot

The Aegis

Combat Squads

Better Than You: Each single Aquila unit gets a +1 boost to any single stat that is not saves or armour.

Who the fuck is still developing this? What kind of twisted mind is still pushing this crap? It was ok for a thread... maybe being remembered; but still? Come the fuck on.

More wargear!

Aegis Runic Tactical Dreadnought Armour: Counts as terminator armour and renders psychic powers use on wearer useless.

Wings: User counts as jump infantry and can enter battle via deepstrike.

Familiar: Increases Mastery Level by one.

Animal Companion: A creature that follows around whatever unit it is attached to.

Jetbike

Jetpack

Bestial Steed

>What kind of twisted mind is still pushing this crap?

>>15356812
>Animal Companion
>Bestial Steed
How kawaii.

Bumpan

>>15354853
>Kyrus: Ummm... Hi mom... Dad...

>Serena Starhawk: Oh dear... This is awkward indeed... How's your mentor doing? Is he treating you well?

>Helveticus Archival: ... I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WERE ON THE PILL! DAMN YOU, WOMAN!

>>15353362
>>15353451
>>15353786
>>15356655
Sooo they've got autocannons, sniper rifles, bright lances, missle/mortars, mini Psilencers, stake crossbows, meltas, flamers and plasma only with TOTALLY BAWESOME names and more oevrpowered?

>>15360198
Mary. Sues.

Bump. Nobody is allowed to let the Mary Sue thread die.

On a different note, I might be finishing up 'Triple Heresy!'. Don't know yet, lacking inspiration.

Crunch guy back. Gonna get some more stats up soon. Feel free to post some sueish weapon/vehicle/wargear ideas for me to work on.

1st Company Terminator Squad

WS 4
BS 4
S 4
T 4
W 1
I 4
A 2
Ld 10
Sv 2+, 3++

Wargear: Aegis Runic tactical dreadnought armour, Combi-bolter, force weapon

Special Rules: And They Shall Know No Fear, Combat Squads, The Aegis, Even Better

Even Better: Being the best of the best, 1st company members get two +1 boosts to any stat.

Upgrades

2 can replace Combi-Bolters with:
- Star Gatling
- Dragon-fire Cannon
- Nova Launcher

All can replace force weapon with:
- Witchblade
- Force Katana
- Shining Gaunlet
- Orichalcum Claymore (only takes one hand)
- Firesword
- Daemonhammer

Can replace both weapons with:
- Two Force Katanas

Squad can be given personal teleporters.

One member may be upgraded to a Sergeant, with +1 to Attack and Leadership.

Sergeant may be given:
- Singing Spear (replaces force weapon)
- Psychic Power from Codex: Grey Knights or Codex: Space Marines
- Familiar (allows for another psychic power)
- Animal Companion
- Mastercrafted Weapon

Marneus Augustus Calgar was a god of a man.

A demigod titan clad in nigh-unbreakable plate, he was a mighty warrior even among the Astartes. Calgar's fists were thunder and his blows lighting. His body was a mesh of muscle and steel, bionics and metal making him much of his mass. The ground would be crushed and cracked with every powerful step he took.

Calgar was a genius as well as a giant, a tactical commander of unmatched cunning. His wisdom of war allowed him to succeed in hundreds upon hundreds of campaigns.

He was among the Imperium's greatest heroes. Marneus Calagr had swatted the Hive Fleet Behemoth like it were a fly, endured assault from an entire Ork army for a full day, and even defeated the Avatar of War itself single-handily.

He was a descended of Roboute Guilliman, one of the greatest primarchs and the spiritual liege of nearly all space marines. His sons, the Ultramarines, are his ideals given physical manifestation. The ultimate warriors of courage and honour.

Marenus Calgar, being the master of such a grand chapter, is generally proud and grateful for his status in life. But this is not always so.

There are times when he will look out into the stars. Calgar will see a glowing light, as beautiful and shining as a star, soaring into the Eye of Terror. On those nights he will go to bed and slowly cry himself to sleep.

For Calgar know that no matter how hard he tries, he will never be a Golden Aquila.

>>15362312
Marneus Calgar wishes to be the little girl.

Bump

Basic Aquilas Revised

WS 4
BS 4
S 4
T 4
W 1
I 4
A 1
Ld 9
Sv 3+, 6++

Wargear: Holy Bolter OR Holy bolt pistol and power weapon, frag grenades, Aquila power armour

Special Rules: Better Than You, And They Shall Know No Fear, Combat Squads, The Aegis

Upgrades

2 can be given:
- Blessed Flamer
- Psycannon
- Energy Rifle
- Nova Launcher
- Phoenix Melta
- Steel Slayer
- Star Gatling
- Shadow Lance

All can be given force weapons.

One can be upgraded to Sergeant with +1 Attack and Leadership.

Sergeant can be given:
- Auto Crossbow (replaces ranged weapon)
- Shining Gauntlet (replaces force/power weapon)
- Force Katana (replaces force/power weapon)
- Firesword (replaces force/power weapon)
- A psychic power from Codex: Space Marines
- Familiar
- Animal Companion
- Meltabombs

>>15350349
I'm just going to say it,

I'd fuck it.

>>15364820
>I'd fuck it
>it
Heey that's awfully rude. Ebony Dementia is a person just like you or me.