rolled 9 = 9

Shapeshift into something capable of locomotion.

I absorb the chest.

>>15304396
Damnit

>>15304371
Become goo girl.

>>15304388

You think down at your cube like form, and wonder offhandedly if you can change it…
Straining your mental facilities hard… (and offhandedly noting that the gem glowed a deeper blue) you attempt to try and alter the form, but to no avail.
A pity… This dias was getting boring and you wish you could see what at the end of…
BLOP
You have that weird mental blink again… But this time for a different reason… Your surroundings have suddenly change.
You ‘gaze’ up to the dias you previously were on in confusion, with the confusion lifting slightly as you note a red gem in the boots has begun to dim.
Interesting.

>>15304396
Seconding absorbing the chest. Maybe there's more stuff that will help us in either taking a different form, or enhancing us in some way.

>>15304433
What is our physical shape now?
Can we move towards the chest and open it?

>>15304433
Create an amusing light show via gem twinkling

rolled 83 = 83

>>15304461

This

>>15304449
>>15304396
>>15304441

Noting that the chest still remains on top of the dias, you begin to miss the familiarity of it...
A thought passes through your mind in (what you would believe is called curiosity) that you would have liked to have known what was inside of...

BLOP

Suddenly your surrounds have changed again...
You are back on top of the dias, but this time with the metal chest lying in front of you, closed.

Knowing to 'look' for it now, you realize that the gem in the boots had flashed again, and is now once more beginning to fade...

>>15304371
HAHAHA! Oh wow! I once considered running a Gelatinous Cube/Slime quest but it would have ultimately ended up being moved to /d/ and that wouldnt have been as much fun.

I'd come up with stats based on the following:
-Viscosity
-Surface tension
-acidity
and mass = HP
With mass being continuiously regenerated through consumption (even of just dust). Then leveling up each of the first 3 stats by one point would cost 1 day's regeneration.
Something to think about. Not going to try and hijack this.

>>15304371
>What should you do?
Wait until the body has been taken care of then investigate contents of the chest.

rolled 86 = 86

>>15304483

We can teleport? Sweet!

Erode the metal lock that's keeping the chest shut and lets loot whatever's inside.

I think the boot gem allows teleportation.

>>15304483
Are there any other gems inside my cubeself?

>>15304449
>>15304488

It is teasing you... This 'chest' that lies in front of you...

Being a simple cuboid shape, you can see no possible way to open the taunting top of the fellow cube box...
If only you had some means of...

BINK

The suddenness of the green light that emanated from the steel gloves took you off guard, but not nearly as much as the now large ghostly spectral hand that floats several inches away from one of your sides.

>>15304494
This. Plus, try and destroy the red gem, as the teleportation thing without control is going to get annoying. Or if I cannot destroy it, try and control it.

>>15304508
use ghost hand: wank with chest

>>15304508
Mentally control the hands to open the chest.

>>15304524
This.
>Then another cube lands on top of us.

>>15304543

Become goo girl. Cause /d/ to invade tg.

rolled 81 = 81

>>15304524

use hands to take a chunk of ourselves and use the goo to dissolve the lock and open the chest!

If that's possible. Is it?

>>15304524
>>15304516

As you view the spectral hand in front of you, the blue gem flashes softly inside your moist acidic ooziness as an unfamiliar thought rises to the surface...

However, not knowing what this 'wank' idea is (though it does sound pleasurable) you push it to one side and focus on opening the chest in front of you.

It is of no hassle for the hand to manage, as the chest seemed to have no locking mechanism on it...

Inside however, what you see is a nice embroidered purple pillow with a simple note written in elegant script on parchment.

You notice the blue gem flare slightly and the words bubble up to your thoughts.

"Ha ha ha. Losers! I hoped you enjoyed fighting out of my GELATINOUS CUBE! You didn't think my treasure would be that easy to find, you piddly adventurers, did you? SUCKERS!"

~Lord Tigent Gants the Loopy.

>>15304577

Well fuck this dungeon, I wonder what it's like outside?

>>15304577
Ponder the possibility that we absorbed the consciousness of the foolish human.

>>15304577
I have this weird feeling that I've been used for something nefarious. I fiddle with any and all of the gems to see if they can teleport/show me the way to this protagonist.

Bitches don't know about my Gelatinous Cube.

~Lord Tigent Gants the Loopy.

>>15304587
>>15304595
Indeed lets roll out

>>15304577

Consume the chest and pillow and note.

All organic materials shall be consumed.

Somewhat like a fat, sluggish-but-teleporting, semitransparent, Alex Mercer. But less emo.

wtf are you on about??

>>15304587
>>15304593
>>15304595

You cringe slightly as the blue gem flares gently... A surge of emotion coursing through you...

<That damn bastard! I'll rip his head off if I ever find him!!>

Catching yourself from the odd thought, you ponder slightly at where it might have come from...

Your focus is drawn down to the blue gem in the crown... Prodding it gently with your own consciousness, you sense disconnected pictures...

Something with cuboids of all sizes in parallel rows from each other...

Odd mostly pinkish colored creatures passing each other in the street...

Something your thoughts define as a 'school'...

A cocky elf woman picking up and adorning the blue gem embedded crown...

A group of people...

"I'll go down first to see if anything's in there..."

And then the fragments disappear.

>>15304646
Use boot-gem
Attempt to teleport to where these images occured.

JOURNEY OF SELF DISCOVERY!

>>15304646
Oh great. there might be more of them waiting if we go trying to bust out.

>>15304645

I assume this to mean you have no idea what a Gelatinous Cube is, aside from it being a gelatinous cube.

http://www.d20srd.org/srd/monsters/ooze.htm#gelatinousCube

>>15304646
I look at my surroundings to see if there are any kind of trap doors that I can ooze myself into. If not, I activate the boot gem to see if I can find a way to teleport out of the room.

>>15304666

Pulling away from the fragmented pictures of the blue gem, you turn your attention to the red gems embedded in the boots...

Focusing, you decide you wish to see where these images occured...

BLOP

And you find yourself at the end of the dias again...
Hmm...
This doesn't look right...
But wait...
That entrance way in the distance...
It looks familiar...

BLOP

You blink again and discover you are closer to it...
Realization slowly dawning on you, it only takes a few more 'blops' to get to the entrance way, and one more to 'blop' out into a long expansive hallway that ends in the distance with a flight of stairs.

This seems familiar.

Along the hallway, torches are lit and four doors on either side stand locked.

>>15304710
I ooze myself into each key-hole, trying to observe what is on the other side.

>>15304710
Go up to the doors, and see if it's possible to extend a pseudopod through either the keyholes or underneath the doors to see what's on the other side.

>>15304736
>>15304731

You go up to the first door nearest to you and, with little effort, extend out a small tendril to 'look' through the other key hole.

On the other side, you find the remains of what once looked like to be a giant dog... Except...

The blue gem flickers softly in confusion as you see what looked like to be the skeleton of giant dog with six heads....

Three on one half of it, and three on the other half.
Huh.

Once the 'shock' of the blue gem dies down though, you look around and don't appear to see anything else of note.

Pulling the tentacle back, you ponder if you want to examine the other doors.

>>15304758

are the doors wooden?

if so EAT DOOR TO GET TO DELICIOUS CORPSE ON OTHERSIDE

>>15304758
Of course we wish to see what is behind the other doors.

>>15304805

Can we just.. teleport past the door sense we've already seen the inside? If so we must eat the dog. Obviously. For science.

((Eh, I'll continue with the doors unless someone posts differently))

Bloping over to the next closest one, you do the same thing and slip in a tendril to look around.

The walls and floors of this room are far cleaner then the one you previously looked through, and various odd objects of all sorts are stacked on the shelves the reach up high into the ceiling.

Curious.

A feeling that you tangentially understand surfaces within you, and as you pull the tentacle out of the door, you press into it....

As the surface of the door bubbles away under your acidic ooze, you distinctly 'hear' a muffled voice in the background coming from the other side.

"What the -ing blazes?!"

>>15304833
MUST. SEE. VOICE-MAKER, ANDS THEN EATS ITS.

>>15304810
>>15304828

((Continue eating the door or teleport/eat the previous door to eat the corpse for science?))

>>15304853
Seconding the previous door for science.
FOR SCIENCE!

>>15304853
Get that corpse of the dog. We might need its power, as the owner of that voice doesn't sound too happy with us eating the door.

>>15304894
Second. We have no idea how powerful the voice is. Best to play it safe for the time being.

>>15304894

but door is delicious...

=(

>horganic qjusea

CAPTCHA AGREES....I THINK

>>15304853

It's hard work being sentient. It really works up the appetite. We hunger.

>>15304893
>>15304894

As you decide to reconsider the wanton destruction of the door and blop back to the previous room, you vaguely hear a voice as you disappear...

"Huh. Wonder what that was all the -ing 'bout..."

BLOP

You are in the room with the dog corpse...
Flies gently buzz around it and eats the carcass as you slowly move over it...

The blue gem flashes lightly as trace disgust passes over you, but it is overpowered easily by the satisfying sizzle of the giant dog meat being digested by your acidic remains...

You casually glance over and see a sign that you had missed previous...
It simply says 'Fluffy.'

I think the term fa/tg/uys has never been more appropriate than now.

I like the sound the teleport makes.

>>15304929

Its takes a little while to cover the entire corpse of the large six headed dog... But eventually you work from the head on one end to the head on the other...
The skeleton, being too big to take into you, lies bare of flesh and muscle on the floor...
However, you did manage to pick up a rather heavy iron spiked collar that now floats in your remains...
And a couple of dull, rusty looking swords that were lying on the floor.
It seems no one has come into this room for a long time.

>>15304929

>It simply says 'Fluffy.'

Man, what is it with the guilt-trip quest threds tonight? First the monstergrrl civil rights thred, and now this.

>>15304953
I don't really think of it as the sound that the teleporting makes, but the sound of the cube falling to the ground after the teleport.

>>15304959
Can we feel anything special about the collar?
Do we feel any different after consuming Fluffy's remains?

>>15304963
Ah, that makes more sense. Regardless, I still like it.

>>15304959

We belch and check out the rest of the doors.

>>15304970

You do a mental check of yourself quickly...
And don't seem to feel any different...
You then prod the collar slightly with a thought and...

SHINK

The iron barbs from the collar shoot out slightly, just making it pass the outside membrane of your cubish form before retracting just as quickly.

Hmm... An interesting weapon.

>>15304959
Pick up many bones, they likely come off. Delicious minerals and bone marrow.

>>15304987

((Which door? Any particular interest? 7 remaining....))

pick up bones for a continuous feed of nutrients then eat the board that says fluffy

then eat the door and go look in the door that had a voice coming out of it

>>15305005
One of the other doors, not the one that had a voice.
And this time check to see if there is a person behind the door before eating it.

rolled 6 = 6

>>15305005
Eat the person behind the door.

>>15305010
>>15305014

The blue gem flickers slightly as conflicting ideas bombard your mind...
You task yourself with picking up a few scattered bones into your body and the worn sign as you deliberate on which thought to act on...

Do you go to the door with the mysterious voice or do you pursue a different door?

Take the rusty swords in our body

Explore the other doors. Don't wanna risk getting into a fight so soon.

>>15305079
seconded.

>>15305079
Silly anon. Cubes can't meta!
Clearly the cube must approach the most delicious looking door.

>>15305079
Thirded.

>>15305010
>>15305033

Deciding that this idea of 'hunger' wasn't satiated with the devouring of the large six headed dog, you decide to go back to the door where you 'heard' the voice...

The source of it might be tasty.

It only takes two 'blops' to appear in the middle of the room where you heard the voice, the shelves reaching up high above you...

However...

There appears to be no one here...

Pondering this contradiction, you are suddenly snapped out of your thoughts by a dusty and no longer muffled voice.

"-ing hell! Where the -ing heck did this cube come from?!"

>>15305095
Silly anon, clearly as stated in the OP this particular cube is self aware.

>>15305095
In that case, are any of the doors made of meat or delicious sauce?

rolled 14 = 14

>>15305108
Search for source of voice, DO NOT IMMEDIATELY EAT IT.

Hell, it was already mentioned that the Cube didn't want to really eat the dog corpse.

rolled 10 = 10

>>15305108
Why do you keep censoring the expletives?
In any case, roll for initiative and start wrecking shit.
It's not like we can actually talk to the guy or anything.

>>15305166

nah that was the person we ate before, thats whats left of his conscience

WE MUST DEVOUR

rolled 61 = 61

>>15305182
But is that not part of the Cube's conscious now?

>>15305200
It'll fade with time
DEVOUR ALL FLESHBAGS

rolled 65 = 65

>>15305208
No, this is the world's first sentient Cube! Think of all the advances that could be made in gooism if we act like the sentient being we are!

>>15305221
The only answer is to CONSUME.

>>15305108

((Apologies if I go against the grain sometimes... I'm trying to go for popular opinion, but still judging the time frame I should leave it open for before posting.))

Becoming more confused with this predicament, you 'glance' around the room as the voice continues.

"How did a -ing cube get in here in the first place?" the voice continues as you raise your glance slightly above you to a shelf filled with odds and end.

"I mean, I know I don't have any -ing eyes but still! Ya think one would notice a mindless -ing thing get in here at some point..."

The skull, two pinpricks of red light glowing softly in his head continues to speak, his moving mouth possibly in risk of toppling him over if it weren't for the fact that he was supported by what appears to be a jar of feces...

The skull, looking back at you now, seems it would cock an eyebrow if it had one...

"Hold on an -ing minute now... Somethin' doesn't seem right here... Is that YOU that has 'at -ing mental tug of war going on?"

no consume

>>15305224
Damnit you're going to get us killed! We have a limited means of locomotion and no real powers beyond our large mass and intellect.

>>15305226
Well, we can't speak. It's doubtful we can read.
Let's try it; see if there are labels on the jars and if we can read them.
If we can, try to burn a message into the door.

>>15305238
JUST WHO DO YOU THINK WE ARE?

We're a damn cube. We do what we fucking wants.

NOW EAT THE BASTARD. He clearly must taste good.

>>15305238

well we would have had some nice swords to fling at people with ghost hand if he had picked them up

>>15305249
You're nothing more than an instinctual urge, and should be ignored as such.
Besides, the person talking is a damn skull.

>>15305226
Mimir?

MIMIR!

Attempt morse code with the dog's collar.

"Hello. I devoured an adventurer and have gained awareness. What do you mean mental tug of war?"

>>15305226

Urge to consume is winning. Attempt to consume the talkie skull. If not proceed to next door and find something to consume.

>>15305259
Have you ever had skull?
Neither have I.
Let's find out what it tastes like.
EAT IT.

rolled 40 = 40

The Cube was able to read the sign that said Fluffy, so that's that.

Try burning a message into the floor!

We're about to divide by zero when we eat this thing. I hope we're ready for the result lol.

>>15305249
>>15305238

((Well, it looks like we have too factions struggling in the cube's budding consciousness...
Let's handle this like the elegen/tg/entlemen we are...
High roll decides...
Consume the skull without a second thought, or try a be more cautious.

DOES THE CUBE FALL BACK TO ITS BASIC INSTINCTS AND CONSUME EVERYTHING OR DOES IT NURTURE THE GIFT IT WAS GRANTED? YOU DECIDE!
~dramatic music plays~))

>>15305285
What type of dice are we rolling?
d20? d100?

rolled 37 = 37

>>15305285
don't consume the skull. We might learn more from talking to it.

If it's a mimir, we could learn magic!

>>15305285

Dammit when you put it like that... also how does one roll?

rolled 4 = 4

ROLL TO CONSUME THE BASTARD

rolled 14 = 14

>>15305285
Burn a message either into the door, floor, or wall so that the skull can see it.
"Hello. I appear to have become newly sapient. What are you?"

rolled 71 = 71

Rollin' a 100 to NOT EAT AND TRY TO COMMUNICATE

>>15305288

((Let's go with good old d20.))

>>15305308
Rolling for communication. Do Not Eat!

rolled 8 = 8

>>15305308
Damnit, fine.

Still trying to communicate with a burnt message.

rolled 12 = 12

>>15305308

Nurture the gift.

rolled 11 = 11

>>15305308

Attempt to communicate.. somehow.

>>15305315
goddammit i suck at dice

rolled 15 = 15

ROLL TO CONSUME.

MUST GAIN MASS. MUST GROW.

MUST BECOME HUGE.

rolled 18 = 18

>>15305327

Oh lawd, everybody strap in.

rolled 2 = 2

>>15305285
Rolling for communication.

rolled 9 = 9

>>15305308
Try to communicate with the skull via burned messages.

rolled 9 = 9

Communicate!
Don't let the gift go wasted.

rolled 7 = 7

>>15305327
I wonder if eating the skull will add to your intellect.

rolled 19 = 19

>>15305324
last try at dice
I'm rolling for communication btw.

rolled 17 = 17

>>15305363
NO DAMN IT. WE MUST CONSUME THE SKULL.

Last roll for consumation.

rolled 14 = 14

>>15305363
Oh, thank bajeezus at least one person in favor of intelligence was able to get a high roll.

>>15305302
>>15305306
>>15305315
>>15305318

((Eh, it looks like tide has shifted to one particular way...
From now on, if there is multiple conflicting ideas and no clear dominant path, d20 will decide...
Moving on!))

The blue gem glows softly as your new found curiosity takes you and suppresses the lingering desire to consume that rings faintly in your head.
Reaching out with a tendril on the ground, to attempt to communicate, the skull speaks up...

"Nah, no need fir that, Mr. Cube. Just -ing think what you want to say... The Loony made me able to read minds in order to blab secrets about adventurers that come into this -ing room.
Odd ta see something like you with sentience though..."
The skull falls over to the other side, getting a better look at you.
"Ya can -ing call me Mr. Tulip. Thank ya for not eating me, by the way..."

rolled 65 = 65

Eat.
Fucking.
Everything.

rolled 3 = 3

>>15305382
The bastard is named after a flower.

Eat him.

rolled 9 = 9

>>15305382
Ask him why we're in a dungeon when we could be taking over the world?

rolled 98 = 98

Mr. Tulip is awesome.

Put the crown on his head. He will be our royal advisor.

Our goal is to awaken every gelatinous cube and cover the world in our mass.

rolled 8 = 8

>>15305382
Ask Mr. Tulip who this Loony guy is and why he has his own dungeon.

>>15305382
Are there any other such sapient beings like the two of us here?
We were meant as a means of security for whatever the Loony stored here, right? Where is he now?

>>15305401
The bastard is a Discworld reference. He must be exceedingly wise.

rolled 8 = 8

Ask him where the treasure is?
We should eat it.

Also I thought undead weren't allowed to communicate.

>>15305418
Could be a construct.

Yes, let us ask the skull questions, like where the hell are we.

rolled 15 = 15

>As a completely out of character question, is there any sort of gem or artifact that could, theoretically, grant sentience or enhance the mental capacities of the wearer?

>>15305416
More importantly, the question we should be asking ourselves is:
Is this copper around, and did we break any laws?

ask if there is anything to digest around

also ask if it can ride around with us, we dont want to be lonely

>>15305418
>>15305409
>>15305405
>>15305403
>>15305402

The skull red pinpricks of light flicker as he appears to take in your questions...

"Sorry mate... I don't -ing know much either ya see... From what I gather, Tigent didn't mean ta give me -ing sentience either.... I just accidentally -ing got it from reading so many minds afta all these years..."

Shifting slightly to inch further along the shelf, Mr. Tulip continues, sighing almost wistfully...
"There use ta be a lot o' skulls -ing here though... Only a few of 'em gained sentience however like me...
Sadly, all of them -ing left over the years... Murray was the last one of them... Going on about some -ing world domination plot..."

Brightening up, Mr. Tulip continued on. "Ya are right about the ole Loony's treasure though... From what I've heard in passing adventurers though, no one knows exactly what it is...
It could be anything from the large sums of cash to immortality, to even the secret of the universe!
No clue where it is though...
Not many adventurers come back around after they went deeper inside this place..."

Stop acting like you can't time lapse with the writing, OP. If we want to eat every atom of organic matter in a room like the dog 1 as well as all wooden doors, there are short ways of saying we did. This isn't a real-time console game.

rolled 18 = 18

>>15305488
Inquire as to HOW the sentient skulls were able to up and leave.

>>15305488
Ask Mr. Tulip if there's some way to carry him with us as we explore this place. Having someone to talk to and see things from a different angle would be really nice.

>>15305461
>>15305403

"I'll be happy to -ing come wif ya! You don't have ta ask me twice..."

"Hold on an -ing second though... I have an ideas..."

Inching over the shelf to what looks like a large metal can, Mr. Tulip tries to maneuver it off the shelf... with little results...

"Uh... Little -ing help 'ere? Is don't wanna be -ing digested by ya, no offense..."

>>15305496
The problem with time-lapsing is that we tend to use it to "fast forward" and force the OP to give us new stuff. Like in Dragon Quest, if there's nothing nifty going on right now, we'll go for a timeskip instead of having a cool adventure like we did in the early threads.

Let's check the rooms and devour any organic matter. Books included, unless we're somehow able to learn spellcraft.

Finding more artifacts to incorporate is a top priority.

rolled 18 = 18

>>15305549
Use Mage Hand to hold the cup in an appropriate position for him to hop into, then place on top of your body (open end pointing up).

rolled 10 = 10

>>15305551
See now Im just imagining a flying gelatinous cube with like a hundred glowing rings inside it, shooting fireballs and lighting from the sky.

Get Mr. Tulip into the can and set him on our top side, then look around the room for valuables.

>>15305564
>>15305536
>>15305520

Mr. Tulip manages to give off an effective shrug even though he is sans a body.
"Eh. Most of 'em got -ing picked up by adventurers or were -ing destroyed by them...
Other more adventurous ones tried to make it out on there own by crawling across the floor... Don't -ing know how far they made it..."

In a few moments, Mr. Tulip as a nice little metal perch embedded in your cube.

"-ing fantastic! Thank ya... err... by the way... what should I -ing call ya? It seems ya haven't -ing decided on that yet yourself..."

rolled 3 = 3

>>15305614
Charles Cubington. Cubey for short.

>>15305614

Cubert!!!!!

rolled 1 = 1

>>15305614
Collins.

I don't mean to sound like a newfag, but I really don't frequent /tg/ enough. How do you do that rolling thing?

>>15304371
Ha Cube, back to finish the job eh? You'll soon see that I'm no coward as my companions whose names I cannot remember, have at you!

rolled 6 = 6

Cuberto, DESTROYER OF WORLDS

rolled 6 = 6

>>15305658
dice+XdY in email field

rolled 5 = 5

>>15305658
dice+xdy+z
x = number of die
y = number of sides on die
z = modifier
Hover over my Anon name to see an example

Anyways, I vote for Shiedil as the Cube's name. Captcha knows all!

rolled 19 = 19

They call me...

Jack.

>>15305673
lemme test then...

rolled 1 = 1

Lance Strongwood

rolled 20 = 20

>>15305614
FUCKING RUBIX, BITCH!

rolled 18 = 18

>>15305709
Oh shit.

>>15305614
Charles

rolled 2, 2 = 4

>>15305683
oh, lets do this again

rolled 6 = 6

>>15305709
Welp.

>>15305643
>>15305634

"Charles Collins Cubington, eh? Well Cubey, I think this is the start of a beautiful -ing friendship..."

"Now, let's -ing go!"

BLOP

It takes you a little while, but you investigate 3 of the other doors, working your way up to the stairs...

One appears to be a torture chamber of some sort, though the dead bodies that were hanging upside down from the various devices that lined the walls appeared to be mimes...

Another room was painted plaid, with a tunnel leading down deeper into it.

Looking through the third room though...

"I don't -ing believe it..." Mr. Tulip exclaims as he reads your thoughts as you observe what is on the other side...

The thoughts of the blue gem echo Mr. Tulip's words as you observe the beast moving inside...

A Giant, animated, set of Bagpipes...

It seems to be routing around in the corner and padding around restlessly...

>>15305709
The best name.

>>15305709

((Agreed actually... Mr. Tulip is going to be calling you this from now on.))

rolled 2 = 2

>>15305732
Teleport over and inspect the bagpipes.

rolled 14 = 14

>>15305732
Attempt to communicate with the bagpipes through Mr. Tulip.

rolled 18 = 18

Idont even know what im doing

>>15305551
>>15305604
I told you what I meant. It's like OP is going, at least a little too much:No, we can't do action x and action y that much because we have to move the story along, which is unnecessary when you can speed time up some.

>>15305766

"Whelp mate... It doesn't appear to be -ing sentient...
All I'm feeling from it is -ing hungry...
Sort o' like you but without those blue thoughts covering over those -ing thoughts..."

rolled 29 = 29

>>15305780
Yeah... we should vacate the room for now...

>>15305732
>Another room was painted plaid

We never return to this room.

Ever.

rolled 17 = 17

>>15305780
DEVOUR

>Question, we don't seem to be dissolving the other magical items, and isn't Mr. Tulip a magical item? Wouldn't we not be able to dissolve him then?

>>15305780
But how can a bagpipe eat?
Probably best left to the imagination of crazed wizards, then.
Let us leave this room, and explore the remaining 2.

((Whelp guys... I'm going to have to get off for the night it seems...
I will definitely be back though, don't worry...
Keep a look out for Rubix Von Charles-Collins Cubington and Mr. Tulip around the this same time.
Thank you so much for playing /tg/!
I will pick it up next time with what you guys decide on doing to the Bagpipe Beast.))

rolled 61 = 61

>>15305818
>The unabsorbed magical items are metal, and a Gelatinous Cube cannot absorb metal or stone objects. Bone, however, is totally up for grabs.

rolled 31 = 31

Are you the same guy that did the interspecies family quest, OP? You both are ending at the same time, it's strange.

Either way, awesome thread and I hope I'm online when the next one is made.

>>15305852
>someone else noticed this
I'm kind of disappointed in the other thread, though.

>>15305852

Actually no... This is the first and only quest thread I've made...
(Though I've had this idea bubbling in my head for a long time and I've participated in many quest threads here on /tg/)

I've been focused on this one that I haven't seen what else was happening in /tg/.

I'm glad you guys like this!
If you have any ideas on what you would like to see next, I'll be happy to hear them before I log off.

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>>15305873
So long as you can introduce characters as colorful as Mr. Tulip, anything you do will be awesome. In fact, since you're planning on continuing this I took the liberty to archive this thread.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/15304371/

Now you MUST continue it, ha!

>I will pick it up next time with what you guys decide on doing to the Bagpipe Beast

Hopefully:Curious being. Find way to drag;New pet

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>>15305488

>Murray
>world domination plot

Nice reference, OP

LIVE!

'Rubix'
Now that is very terry pratchet.

Obligatory.

>>15309562
God damnit, this thread already got dangerously close to becoming /d/ once before.

Bamp