bump, no regular questers online?

Take care of the roach. Try to find your clothing.

>>15029772
Carefully removing Llywelyn's arms from around your stomach, you exit yourself from the bed. You find your clothing (and Llywelyn's) scattered all over the floor... and then there's that mineroach carapace bra.
You hurriedly dress youself, and scooped some dirt from outside. As you give it to Stella, it chirps happily (or so you guess). Llywelyn is still sleeping, and you can't remember what happened last night.
Care filling in the details?

ehhh, nobody interested?

Well, I'm up at least.

Might as well get some water and food for the both of you guys. Both of you must have finished a whole barrel of ale.

>>15030042
>>15029758
I hadn't expected you to start this for at least another three hours. Give me two or three mins.

>>15029889
Quin might have no idea what has happened last night, but she knows that as a proper host she should probably prepare breakfast for her guest.
And put some clothing on.

Can mineroaches dig by themselves? Or could we make a leash for Stella?

>>15030343
OK, I'll wait about 10 mins for the players to gather.
Also since I just got more work to do, expect a delayed reaction time from me.

>>15029889
We're not sure what happened, but every place that feels good when touched feels like it's been well exercised (even that spot under our arm). Better cook Llywelyn some breakfast, and if the smell of bacon and eggs doesn't wake her up, maybe we should give her a special good morning.

We finally got around to playing with Llywelyn's change gender spell I guess.

>>1503040

I agree with the other players. We should prepare breakfast. What happened last night is... hazy. We should probably drink less next time.

I assume the half naked oil wrestling match was a great success. Shame we weren't awake to remember the details. Put the roach on our shoulder and continue on with our day.

>>15030501
>Parrot roach
I like that.

>>15030409
>>15030385
>>15030315
>>15030501
Well, you have hazy recollection about having a drinking match and showing her the bra, but everything else past that point are deeply addled by alcohol. So, deciding that you should at least treat her to a good breakfast, you made some fried eggs and cut some bread. Hmm, maybe even cut a strip of dried meat!
You consider on giving Stella a leash, but you're still worrying that she might burrow on her own. So, for the time being, you put her on your shoulder while you cook, and she chirps curiously. Llywelyn stirs up from her slumber.
"Morning, Quin! Whoo, last night was a lump of bloody damn fun! That was some nice beer you had, they're bloody delicious!"
Oh yeah, you remember that elves can remember stuff real well, maybe she remembered what happened last night?
decision?

>>15030630
Damnit OP. I wanted to sleep early tonight. So much for that. Inquire as to what the hell happened.

>>15030630

"I had no idea you were such a good person to sleep with. I feel great!"

And if she acts confused about what you mean by "sleep with" you can play it off as just having slept in the same bed.

>>15030630
"I don't rememb er much...I'm glad we had fun though."

>>15029644
"Hey, just saying, but you should probably get tested or something, after last night.

>>15030630
Offer Stella a crumb of bread before gesturing for Llywelyn to take a seat at the table.
"Morning, I hope you don't mind that I got up early. I haven't slept that well in ages, I really consider keeping you."

>>15030630
Ask her what we did before breakfast. (Check if anything or nothing is down there) Also get some info about what the three of them are gonna do after they pay off thier debt. Stay here and help clear the mine or shove of int o other places?

OH GOD, THE ROACH SAW EVERYTHING.

>>15030786
>So I like to dance naked in front of my pets
Great, now I have to listen to that song again. Thanks.

>>15030657
>>15030675
"Uh, thanks... you know, you're a good person to sleep with."
"Bloody right I am! And oh, I didn't know that you can be so... passionate!"
"Um... it's just uh... I can't remember certain things from last night... mind refreshing my mind, Llywelyn?"
She blushed, smiled, and then said, "I'm not telling~" in a sing-song manner.
Okay, something DEFINITELY happened last night.
"So... did the gender change spell go to work last night, or..."
"Oh, Quin, you so silly! My magic won't work when I'm drunk, didn't I tell you that last night?"
You smirk. "I didn't remember that one..."
"Ah, oh. Well. By the way, thanks for making breakfast."
Okay, what do we do now? Decisions?

>>15030826

Well obviously we must take responsibility, being the fine upstanding gentlelady that we are. We must meet her parents and begin arranging for marriage immediately.

>>15030826
Have breakfast with her. Make smalltalk. Where she's from, what she's planning to do once her party's gig in town is over etc.

YAY!

Also, regarding that night, I think Llewelyn has accepted that Quin is not that way, and instead chose to be be that kind of friend. With the occasional pokes.

I hope.

How did the bra trial go? What did Llewie think?

>>15030983

I have no idea what you're talking about.

All I know is we fucked her good and hard. Hoo-wah.

NOOOO I MISSED IT :<<<

>>15031166
Not really, OP said he would be rather slow today. So there's still the chance we aren't quite done, yet.

>>15030870
>>15030716
We invite her to breakfast, and she agrees.
"Well, wear some clothes first, Llywelyn, what if there's a peeping tom?"
"Ah, forget about them bloody peeping toms, I could always put a spell on them, now I'm not drunk."
So, she sat at your table, still half-naked. And wolfing down the bread and eggs.
"So... Llywelyn, you said you were from Arthera. How was it like?"
"Arthera? For one thing, it has no good places to drink. There was a magic academy, although it's an all-girl one. Dunno why."
"I see. So, how did you end up with those two guys?"
"Well, I met Kendall first, he was just traveling through Arthera. Or so he said. Then the next time I met him, he was stealing panties from the academy. So I went and pummeled his bloody ass with some spells, and destroyed the laundry room. Because of that, I got kicked out of the academy, but not before they gave me me degree. Funny thing, those elven academies. Anyway, long story short, Kendall is forced by the Artheran nobles to serve me for his punishment, and since I wanted to see the outside world I wandered with him. Not long after, we meet Hertzog in a bar brawl, him protecting me from some bloody annoying human noble of some kind. So, we're probably a bunch of misfits, but hey! We're happy, and that's what counts, right?"
"Yeah, I agree. So, what do you three want to do once you guys finished your debt here?"
"Probably travel more, I guess? But, after I met you, well... maybe I'll stay, I dunno."
She's blushing.
Decision?

>>15031052
Heh. Ask Llewie that then, in a beet-red face, "So, we did it girl-on-girl?"

>>15031213

Don't be crude, of course it was girl on girl. She was too drunk to cast gender change.

We'll do that next time.

>>15031189

She's always welcome in our house, and if she wants to stay we'll be able to make an honest breast of it. Business-wise we'd be able to make a good living together, and we're already close friends~

>>15031189
"You know, I sometimes thought about journeying for a while." Quin can't probably hide her blush either as she asks "I'd love to spend my time with you, so... if you should decided to continue travelling, I might come along for a few months..." "If you'd like to have me along, of course."

>>15031213
"So... last night, we did it... did we?"
Your face is blossoming red. But yeah, we need to know. Llywelyn just giggled. She's planning to keep it an eternal secret, at least for you, that is-
Suddenly you realize that you are being watched. You look toward the back window...
...only to see Kendall, peeping on you, hastily shoving cotton to stop the bloodflow from his nose.
Llywelyn also looked to where you are looking.
Decision? If it includes chasing and pummeling Kendall, roll a 2d20. One for the chasing, and one for the pummeling.

rolled 12, 8 = 20

>>15031315

Chase and gender-change him. See how he likes being a she for a day.

rolled 11, 11 = 22

>>15031315
"Llywelyn, could you be a dear and stop him from getting away." Quin asks, using her best puppy dog impression while cracking her knuckles.

>That way, we can use both d20 for the pummeling.

When she's done dealing with the spectator, she grabs Llywelyn's hand, whispers "Well, in that case I'll have to remember this." and drags her to bed.
And put the mineroach's cage somewhere, so Stella doesn't have to watch this time.

rolled 16, 2 = 18

>>15031315
Llwellyn can do that wind blast thing right? Can she make it so that the wind blows towards us? If she can, blow that pervert towards us and beat the crap out of him

>>15031289
Heh. But really though, it still has to be considered that this lesbian stuff is actually hurting us, quest rep-wise, not in-game.
I'll leave the romantic issues to you anons.

How goes the bra?

Regarding adventuring decision, it sounds okay. But do we really want to? Ask if instead the trio want to consider making this place a kind of semi-permanent base they frequent to.

Having somewhere to call home is morale-improving, actually.

rolled 18, 4 = 22

>>15031315
I fear of what he would do if he gets gender-bent.
But try it on him anyway.

>>15031336
>>15031381
"Quick, Llywelyn! Cast a spell to stop him!" You say, and proceed to move to beat his peeping ass.
"Eat this, Kendall!" She then begins to speak something in ancient Artheran, but suddenly a hiccup right at the end of the spell. A magical ball of light traveled and hit Kendall spot on, making a lot of magic smoke.
"Oh no! I hope he didn't get burnt or something, that'd be too much."
As the smoke clears, you see that Kendall is fine.

except that he's now a lithe woman with his clothing slightly oversized for her.
You snicker. Kendall was looking back at you and Llywelyn.
"Okay, so what did you guys do? Did you turn my face into a Gnoll's again, Llywelyn? No? Come on! What did you doooo???"
So, you decide Kendall would be spared from the pummeling, and you and Llywelyn laugh as loud as you both can. Kendall looked around at his body, and then frowned. "Okay, NOW I see. Dude, this ain't funny, man." But then he felt his boobs. "Say, this ain't all that bad at all."
Decisions?

>>15031507

"I'm sure you'll have the gents lining up to ask you out."

rolled 20, 4 = 24

>>15031413
>Regarding adventuring decision, it sounds okay. But do we really want to? Ask if instead the trio want to consider making this place a kind of semi-permanent base they frequent to.

Sounds like a good idea as well.

>>15031507
Her new name is Dallia. Give her the carapace bra to wear.

>>15031507
He has to play model for our new carapace bikini.

>>15031525
This. Keep egging him, oh, sorry, HER, on this.

Then, do this.
>>15031559

brb, food break, will write continuity in ~30 mins. Keep on suggesting, fanart is fine too!

What should we do after giving Kendall/Dallia an impromptu fashion show?

Mine again? Look for what work is available? Find some wood?

>>15031809
If Kendall looks good in the bikini, we could give him a sign and force him to advertise for our smithy.

Otherwsie, training our craft is always good if Llywelyn hasn't any plans for that day we might help her with.

>>15031525
>>15031559
>>15031587
>>15031601
>>15031809
>>15031903
After finally subduing your laughter, you look at the now-disgruntled-and-female Kendall together with Llywelyn. Llywelyn shouts, "I'm sure you'll have the gents lining up to ask you out!" and go into another burst of laughter. You think of another good one, and went back inside to grab the carapace bra. You show it to Kendall. "How about trying this one for size, Kendall?"
Llywelyn stopped her laughter for a while. "You know, she's more of a Dahlia than kendall, don't you think?" And smirked at Kendall/Dahlia.
"True, true! Fits her, that name is!" And then both of you laughed.
Meanwhile, Kendall/Dahlia stepped up, face red like a beet and eyes starting to water. "Okay, okay, I get it! Now, how about reversing this spell, or is it timed?"
Llywelyn stops her laughter, again. "Well, we don't know. I mean, I initially meant to cast a snare spell on you, but then I hiccuped! Just wait it out, I guess. But oh, in the meantime, how about wearing that bra?" She snickered again.
"What?! Dude, not funny, man! That's not funny..."
Dahlia then started to cry. frist come the watery eyes and the sniffles, but then it quickly escalated to full-out bawling and rolling on the ground.
Decisions?

>>15032066
Ask Llywelyn if she thinks he's faking it. If not, put a hand on his shoulder, comfort him and bring him into our house.
We've had our fun, nobody needs to see him in this state. Invite him to sit at the table and share breakfast with him.

>>15032105
Do this. Allow Dahlia to join the sisterhood on a day tripper. Lets not be a big bitch about it.

>>15032066
Yes, yes, we can wait it out till the waterspouts turn off. Probably the shock of estrogen.

>>15032066

If she hasn't had breakfast, feed her.

Psh, she deserves it.

>>15032105
>>15032135
>>15032166
Realizing you've went too far, you calm Dahlia down.
"There, there. Come on, let's get you inside."
Llywelyn seemed genuinely suprised at Dahlia crying, and so she also helped in calming Dahlia down. You wait until she finished crying, and is now just sobbing quietly on the bed.
"Woah, I never knew you had a sensitive side, Kendall."
In between sobs, she stares at you with watery eyes.
"S-shut up... you don't know my past, dude." She grabbed a pillow and hugs it.
"Look, we'll make this up for you, okay?"
"Seriously, dude?" her face brightened a bit.
"Even though it involves... um, grabbing your boobs?"
"NO! You already have yours!"
Seems like Kendall's dirty mind is still left inside Dahlia. You and Llywelyn (now properly dressed) finish your breakfast, while Dahlia is still hugging the pillow for some time. You think it's her way to cope with the sudden change.
Decisions?

>>15032377
All this Party of Five stuff has been fun, but we have a smithy to run. Make sure the two girls are alright and head out to the mines to collect more ore and start forging.

>>15032377
What's our current inventory?

>>15032377
Might as well make our wepon. And let Llywelyn enchant it while we watch and take notes.

I think we should get our pig iron reforged into something actually usable.

>>15032425
Good catch.
More bags, and lets take the carapace undies as an underarmor. Line it with felt or something soft first, though.

Remark to Kendall that there better not be anything missing from the house. Or we'd gossip.

>>15032465
Was mentioned that we need a handle. To the woods if we want a wooden handle, though there is also the option of making it out of metal as well.

My cheapskateness demand wood, though.

>>15032465
>>15032425
>>15032406
>>15032469
Well, reading back on the archive, I found out that we have plans for a warhammer laid out, and all that's missing is the handle, which should be made of a sturdy kind of wood. If the handle is metal, it would not be flexible enough to handle the warhammer head. Other than that, we also have plans for the mineroach queen carapace to be made into a cuirass or breastplate... but we still lack metal (pig iron won't go well with carapace, it's hard to sculpt).
Inventory: 48 mineroach carapaces, 2 mineroach queen carapaces, a cave Bas hide, 3/4 bar of copper and 4 bars of pig iron as smithing materials. Other than that, we also got 10 coal, 5 hematite, 2 chalcopyrite.
Wallet: 3Gc, 25 Sc and 27 Cc.
So. Decisions? Dahlia's stopped sobbing and is now playing with her newfound boobs.
heh, newbies.

>>15032543
Toss that idea of getting them to base their adventures around these parts. Ask if they know the lay of the land surrounding the town.

Show them the forest.
+grins+
We get a pair of escorts and mules.

>>15032543

"Dahlia, you have more than just boobs you know."

>>15032590
Let's not go there or we'll never get him to leave the house.

>>15032579
The forest sounds like a good idea. I guess an elf would know what tree would be best for our handle.

>>15032590
"a great butt, for example" >:3

>>15032543
Well, we should get some wood to make a nice handle out of and scouting out the forest might be a fun thing to do.

Beyond that, we should see about drumming up some business.

>>15032608
Oh, the innuendos...

>>15032617
Let's get moving then. Scouting the forest seems... Restful? Change of pace?

Regardless, that anon is right, we need to drum up business, and we cannot do it if we are too busy mining or making our own tools.

>>15032579
>>15032590
>>15032608
>>15032612
>>15032617
We have our sights set for the forest.
"Say, Llywelyn, why don't you and your group make a base in this town?"
"Hmm?"
"You know, so we can... meet a lot! Tell you what, I can make this house your temporary base."
"Ah, Quin, thanks. But I still don't get the 'base' you speak of?"
"You know, a place just to relax between adventures, or resupply, that sort of stuff."
"Oh, like that! Well... I'd have to ask Kendall and Hertzog... How about it, Dahlia? Oh, stop fondling your own breasts!"
Dahlia quickly pulled her shirt shut. "What! Nothing! Uh, what were we talking about again?"
Llywelyn facepalms. "We're talking about a base in this village, ya bloody moron. How'd you think about that?"
"Sounds nice, dude."
"Well, all that's left is to talk to Hertzog."
Decision?

>>15032762
Continue to the forest. Hertzog will still be there when we're back.

>>15032762
Tell the two girls to see if they can convince Hert to make this town his base of operation and go check out the forest.

We should bring an axe if we have one.

>>15032762
Add in consideration that they are gonna have to stay a while to pay for the tavern's bills anyway, why not stay at Quin's house, for free.

Having friends sound good for our girl-smith's morale. Even one like Kendall.

Regarding keeping them around as adventurer-companions, does the surrounding area a good habitat for adventurers? I.e. lots of dungeon-type areas, bandit/monster dens, close-by nobility in need of help, potential for major mercantile traffic?

>>15032879
>>15032841
>>15032781
"You know, you guys can stay at my house for free that way. You don't have to pay for accommodations!"
"Well, we're indebted to you now, wouldn't it?"
"No no no, I just consider that as a small favor. besides, there's a lot of places nearby where you guys can adventure, like the mine, the forest, and that abandoned ruin complex to the east. Also, this village gets passed by caravans real often, so you guys could, y'know, sell whatever your wares or rent your services out to these caravans?"
"You know, that doesn't sound bad at all... let me see if Dahlia and I can convince Hertzog."
"By the way, I'm gonna go to the forest a bit later, and I do need someone who know some forestry. I need to pick a good tree for a project of mine."
"Hm, let's take Hertzog along! He knows stuff about trees."
Huh. A half-orc paladin who knows trees? Who knew?
So, do we go first, along into the forest, or should we go together with the full party? Decisions?

>>15033087
Full party. We'd probably only waste our time when we do it instead of somebody who actually knows about trees.
Also, thank Llywelyn and give her a peck on the cheek.

>>15033087
Since we asked, and that was the answer, let's get Hertzhog. And give Dahlia some cloak.

No, we're not letting you stay in the house. Alone. As a girl. With our undies. C'mere you, lil' worm! Get out of my panties' drawer!

>>15033087
Feed Stella and then head out on adventure.

Smithing, ho!

+pokes+

Indo-guy? Where is Hertzhog anyway?

>>15033193
>>15033124
>>15033113
"Allright then, you guys go get Hertzog, while I clean the house and prepare. Yes, that means you, Dahlia, I'm not leaving you alone. In my house. With my undies."
"Aww maan, even though I'm a girl now?"
"You know what, take this carapace bra, and wear it. You can have that. But only if you wear it."
"Sweet. Can I try it on first, though?"
"Sure."
Dahlia opens her shirt, and wore the bra. To her dismay, since it's designed with your breasts in mind, there's a gap between the bra and her breasts.
"Okay... I didn't see that coming." Llywelyn laughed, rolling on the wooden floor.
"Allright, you have your bra, now get outta here, Ken- I mean Dahlia."
Llywelyn paused her laugh. "Okay. Meet you here in an hour?"
You peck her on the cheek. "Sure thing."
Dahlia looks at you and Llywelyn with a 'Quin and Llywelyn, sitting on a tree' look, and a small smirk. Llywelyn blushed, and quickly grabbed Dahlia and ran. Boy, she's fast for a mage!
Meanwhile, you put Stella back at its cage, and put in a good pile of dirt in it, too. After sharpening our dad's axe, Hertzog, Dahlia, and Llywelyn came just in time. Hertzog had apparently been briefed on the job, and Kendall's transformation to Dahlia. It's obvious how he felt about Dahlia, because his face is just emitting tangible levels of facepalm.
"Allright, you say you need wood suitable for a warhammer's handle? We need a good Wild Oak for that. And you say we're headed to the forest out north? Good guess. I see some Wild Oak there."
"Don't worry, I'll make sure you get any stuff made from whatever else we happen to find in that forest. Also, I'm curious... how did you know so much about forests?"
"Well, before I was a paladin, I was a lumberjack, you see."
Okay, we're setting out to the forest! We brought our trusty bag, we brought our axe, and Stella is fed. Roll 1d20s, on a 10+ I'll write up an encounter.

rolled 18 = 18

>>15033518
OHHHHHHHHHH
Hertz's a lumberjack and he's OK
He sleeps all night and smites all day

>>15033566
Thank you, Monty Python. I am honoured by your assistance with the /tg/ dice.

He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch
He goes to the lavat'ry
On Wednesdays he goes shopping
And has buttered scones for tea

rolled 17 = 17

>>15033518
Oh boy! The forest.

rolled 8 = 8

>>15033566
Nuts, beat me to it.

>>15033566
Hertz cuts down trees, and skips and jumps
He loves to press wild flow'rs
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around in bars

>>15033603

That can't be right.

>>15033566
After some time in the forest, following pathways and dried creeks, you are beset by a pair of wild boars! It seemed they're trying to protect their territory.
Decision? Do we slay and pack the meat, or do we try to stealthily move out of the way? Roll 1d20 for either options.

rolled 5 = 5

>>15033628
Boars are tough sons of bitches, but the ghost of Graham Chapman is guiding our dice. WE CAN NOT FAIL! Kill the boars!

rolled 14 = 14

>>15033628

Let's bring home the bacon!

rolled 8 = 8

>>15033628
The forest is Hertzog's realm of expertise. We'll support his decision.

rolled 15 = 15

>>15033628
Lets see if boar leather is better than what we have now.

>>15033603
>>15033611
+laughs+
You're mixing Kendal/Dallia in there.
Or are you suggesting we do the same to Hertz?
+laughs some more+

We hafta ask Llewie if that gender-bent spell was a party-maker spell in her all-girls academy...
MFW if it is like Takarazuka.

>>15033650
It seems the party is out for bacon. With a quick swing of the axe, one charging boar has been struck down, and the other caught Hertzog's bastard sword's wrong end. After cutting up the carcass, you get: 20 slabs of bacon, 4 tusks, and 2 wild boar pelts. You give 10 bacon slabs to the adventurer party for their supplies. Roll another 1d20 for another encounter! We're close to the cluster of Wild Oak now.

rolled 15 = 15

>>15033628
>>15033681
Mmm, bacon.
For the next encounter.

rolled 9 = 9

>>15033681
>Adventure
P-adic!

rolled 14 = 14

>>15033703

Not much to add to that. Rolling anyway.

>>15033739
>>15033703
Whoops, seems like office time has ran out for me, that'll be it for today. rest assured that we'll run into an encounter first thing next round! And don't worry about archiving, here it is:
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/15029644
You guys have been great so far! Thanks for participating, know that you are awesome, no matter what others say! :D

>>15033837
Any eta for the next part? Might help to avoid a slow start like we had today.

>>15033855
I dunno... expect it Wednesday maybe? If I'm not swamped with work by then...

>>15033886
Great. Tomorrow would be nice. Thanks for DMing, by the way.