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    48 KB SMITH QUEST. part 4 Indonesian Gentleman 05/23/11(Mon)22:14 No.15029644  
    Last thread:
    http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/14942231/

    We're Quin Fuller Smithsson, the daughter of a renowned blacksmith (at least around these parts), and right now we wake in our bed, the details of what happened last night escaped our brain due to alcohol. All you remember is the enchanting session with Llywelyn, which we successfully infused a wooden ring with light magic. Shaking your head out of the hangover, you finally realized that you're half-naked under the sheets, and there's a pale, elven hand wrapped around your stomach... which is connected to... Llywelyn?!? Your face turned red as a tomato. Her rosy face is still fast asleep, and she's... also half-naked. Ohhh mama, what have we got ourselves into??
    Stella the mineroach is chirping over at its cage. Maybe it wants some more dirt?
    Decision?
    >> Indonesian Gentleman 05/23/11(Mon)22:24 No.15029758
    bump, no regular questers online?
    >> Anonymous 05/23/11(Mon)22:26 No.15029772
    Take care of the roach. Try to find your clothing.
    >> Indonesian Gentleman 05/23/11(Mon)22:36 No.15029889
    >>15029772
    Carefully removing Llywelyn's arms from around your stomach, you exit yourself from the bed. You find your clothing (and Llywelyn's) scattered all over the floor... and then there's that mineroach carapace bra.
    You hurriedly dress youself, and scooped some dirt from outside. As you give it to Stella, it chirps happily (or so you guess). Llywelyn is still sleeping, and you can't remember what happened last night.
    Care filling in the details?
    >> Indonesian Gentleman 05/23/11(Mon)22:48 No.15030042
    ehhh, nobody interested?
    >> Taffer 05/23/11(Mon)23:09 No.15030315
    Well, I'm up at least.

    Might as well get some water and food for the both of you guys. Both of you must have finished a whole barrel of ale.
    >> Anonymous 05/23/11(Mon)23:11 No.15030343
    >>15030042
    >>15029758
    I hadn't expected you to start this for at least another three hours. Give me two or three mins.
    >> Anonymous 05/23/11(Mon)23:15 No.15030385
    >>15029889
    Quin might have no idea what has happened last night, but she knows that as a proper host she should probably prepare breakfast for her guest.
    And put some clothing on.

    Can mineroaches dig by themselves? Or could we make a leash for Stella?
    >> Indonesian Gentleman 05/23/11(Mon)23:16 No.15030404
    >>15030343
    OK, I'll wait about 10 mins for the players to gather.
    Also since I just got more work to do, expect a delayed reaction time from me.
    >> Anonymous 05/23/11(Mon)23:17 No.15030409
    >>15029889
    We're not sure what happened, but every place that feels good when touched feels like it's been well exercised (even that spot under our arm). Better cook Llywelyn some breakfast, and if the smell of bacon and eggs doesn't wake her up, maybe we should give her a special good morning.
    >> Anonymous 05/23/11(Mon)23:17 No.15030420
    We finally got around to playing with Llywelyn's change gender spell I guess.
    >> Anonymous 05/23/11(Mon)23:24 No.15030492
    >>1503040

    I agree with the other players. We should prepare breakfast. What happened last night is... hazy. We should probably drink less next time.
    >> Anonymous 05/23/11(Mon)23:24 No.15030501
    I assume the half naked oil wrestling match was a great success. Shame we weren't awake to remember the details. Put the roach on our shoulder and continue on with our day.
    >> Anonymous 05/23/11(Mon)23:26 No.15030528
    >>15030501
    >Parrot roach
    I like that.
    >> Indonesian Gentleman 05/23/11(Mon)23:36 No.15030630
    >>15030409
    >>15030385
    >>15030315
    >>15030501
    Well, you have hazy recollection about having a drinking match and showing her the bra, but everything else past that point are deeply addled by alcohol. So, deciding that you should at least treat her to a good breakfast, you made some fried eggs and cut some bread. Hmm, maybe even cut a strip of dried meat!
    You consider on giving Stella a leash, but you're still worrying that she might burrow on her own. So, for the time being, you put her on your shoulder while you cook, and she chirps curiously. Llywelyn stirs up from her slumber.
    "Morning, Quin! Whoo, last night was a lump of bloody damn fun! That was some nice beer you had, they're bloody delicious!"
    Oh yeah, you remember that elves can remember stuff real well, maybe she remembered what happened last night?
    decision?
    >> Anonymous 05/23/11(Mon)23:38 No.15030650
    >>15030630
    Damnit OP. I wanted to sleep early tonight. So much for that. Inquire as to what the hell happened.
    >> Anonymous 05/23/11(Mon)23:39 No.15030657
    >>15030630

    "I had no idea you were such a good person to sleep with. I feel great!"

    And if she acts confused about what you mean by "sleep with" you can play it off as just having slept in the same bed.
    >> Anonymous 05/23/11(Mon)23:40 No.15030675
    >>15030630
    "I don't rememb er much...I'm glad we had fun though."
    >> Anonymous 05/23/11(Mon)23:41 No.15030687
    >>15029644
    "Hey, just saying, but you should probably get tested or something, after last night.
    >> Anonymous 05/23/11(Mon)23:44 No.15030710
    >>15030630
    Offer Stella a crumb of bread before gesturing for Llywelyn to take a seat at the table.
    "Morning, I hope you don't mind that I got up early. I haven't slept that well in ages, I really consider keeping you."
    >> Taffer 05/23/11(Mon)23:44 No.15030716
    >>15030630
    Ask her what we did before breakfast. (Check if anything or nothing is down there) Also get some info about what the three of them are gonna do after they pay off thier debt. Stay here and help clear the mine or shove of int o other places?
    >> Anonymous 05/23/11(Mon)23:51 No.15030786
    OH GOD, THE ROACH SAW EVERYTHING.
    >> Anonymous 05/23/11(Mon)23:53 No.15030817
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    >>15030786
    >So I like to dance naked in front of my pets
    Great, now I have to listen to that song again. Thanks.
    >> Indonesian Gentleman 05/23/11(Mon)23:54 No.15030826
    >>15030657
    >>15030675
    "Uh, thanks... you know, you're a good person to sleep with."
    "Bloody right I am! And oh, I didn't know that you can be so... passionate!"
    "Um... it's just uh... I can't remember certain things from last night... mind refreshing my mind, Llywelyn?"
    She blushed, smiled, and then said, "I'm not telling~" in a sing-song manner.
    Okay, something DEFINITELY happened last night.
    "So... did the gender change spell go to work last night, or..."
    "Oh, Quin, you so silly! My magic won't work when I'm drunk, didn't I tell you that last night?"
    You smirk. "I didn't remember that one..."
    "Ah, oh. Well. By the way, thanks for making breakfast."
    Okay, what do we do now? Decisions?
    >> Anonymous 05/23/11(Mon)23:56 No.15030849
    >>15030826

    Well obviously we must take responsibility, being the fine upstanding gentlelady that we are. We must meet her parents and begin arranging for marriage immediately.
    >> Anonymous 05/23/11(Mon)23:57 No.15030870
    >>15030826
    Have breakfast with her. Make smalltalk. Where she's from, what she's planning to do once her party's gig in town is over etc.
    >> Perverted (and Paranoid) White Knight 05/24/11(Tue)00:06 No.15030983
    YAY!

    Also, regarding that night, I think Llewelyn has accepted that Quin is not that way, and instead chose to be be that kind of friend. With the occasional pokes.

    I hope.

    How did the bra trial go? What did Llewie think?
    >> Anonymous 05/24/11(Tue)00:13 No.15031052
    >>15030983

    I have no idea what you're talking about.

    All I know is we fucked her good and hard. Hoo-wah.
    >> sleepyman 05/24/11(Tue)00:26 No.15031166
    NOOOO I MISSED IT :<<<
    >> Anonymous 05/24/11(Tue)00:27 No.15031180
    >>15031166
    Not really, OP said he would be rather slow today. So there's still the chance we aren't quite done, yet.
    >> Indonesian Gentleman 05/24/11(Tue)00:28 No.15031189
    >>15030870
    >>15030716
    We invite her to breakfast, and she agrees.
    "Well, wear some clothes first, Llywelyn, what if there's a peeping tom?"
    "Ah, forget about them bloody peeping toms, I could always put a spell on them, now I'm not drunk."
    So, she sat at your table, still half-naked. And wolfing down the bread and eggs.
    "So... Llywelyn, you said you were from Arthera. How was it like?"
    "Arthera? For one thing, it has no good places to drink. There was a magic academy, although it's an all-girl one. Dunno why."
    "I see. So, how did you end up with those two guys?"
    "Well, I met Kendall first, he was just traveling through Arthera. Or so he said. Then the next time I met him, he was stealing panties from the academy. So I went and pummeled his bloody ass with some spells, and destroyed the laundry room. Because of that, I got kicked out of the academy, but not before they gave me me degree. Funny thing, those elven academies. Anyway, long story short, Kendall is forced by the Artheran nobles to serve me for his punishment, and since I wanted to see the outside world I wandered with him. Not long after, we meet Hertzog in a bar brawl, him protecting me from some bloody annoying human noble of some kind. So, we're probably a bunch of misfits, but hey! We're happy, and that's what counts, right?"
    "Yeah, I agree. So, what do you three want to do once you guys finished your debt here?"
    "Probably travel more, I guess? But, after I met you, well... maybe I'll stay, I dunno."
    She's blushing.
    Decision?
    >> Perverted (and Paranoid) White Knight 05/24/11(Tue)00:30 No.15031213
    >>15031052
    Heh. Ask Llewie that then, in a beet-red face, "So, we did it girl-on-girl?"
    >> Anonymous 05/24/11(Tue)00:38 No.15031289
    >>15031213

    Don't be crude, of course it was girl on girl. She was too drunk to cast gender change.

    We'll do that next time.

    >>15031189

    She's always welcome in our house, and if she wants to stay we'll be able to make an honest breast of it. Business-wise we'd be able to make a good living together, and we're already close friends~
    >> Anonymous 05/24/11(Tue)00:38 No.15031290
    >>15031189
    "You know, I sometimes thought about journeying for a while." Quin can't probably hide her blush either as she asks "I'd love to spend my time with you, so... if you should decided to continue travelling, I might come along for a few months..." "If you'd like to have me along, of course."
    >> Indonesian Gentleman 05/24/11(Tue)00:42 No.15031315
    >>15031213
    "So... last night, we did it... did we?"
    Your face is blossoming red. But yeah, we need to know. Llywelyn just giggled. She's planning to keep it an eternal secret, at least for you, that is-
    Suddenly you realize that you are being watched. You look toward the back window...
    ...only to see Kendall, peeping on you, hastily shoving cotton to stop the bloodflow from his nose.
    Llywelyn also looked to where you are looking.
    Decision? If it includes chasing and pummeling Kendall, roll a 2d20. One for the chasing, and one for the pummeling.
    >> Anonymous 05/24/11(Tue)00:44 No.15031336
    rolled 12, 8 = 20

    >>15031315

    Chase and gender-change him. See how he likes being a she for a day.
    >> Anonymous 05/24/11(Tue)00:48 No.15031381
    rolled 11, 11 = 22

    >>15031315
    "Llywelyn, could you be a dear and stop him from getting away." Quin asks, using her best puppy dog impression while cracking her knuckles.

    >That way, we can use both d20 for the pummeling.

    When she's done dealing with the spectator, she grabs Llywelyn's hand, whispers "Well, in that case I'll have to remember this." and drags her to bed.
    And put the mineroach's cage somewhere, so Stella doesn't have to watch this time.
    >> Taffer 05/24/11(Tue)00:52 No.15031408
    rolled 16, 2 = 18

    >>15031315
    Llwellyn can do that wind blast thing right? Can she make it so that the wind blows towards us? If she can, blow that pervert towards us and beat the crap out of him
    >> Perverted (and Paranoid) White Knight 05/24/11(Tue)00:53 No.15031413
    >>15031289
    Heh. But really though, it still has to be considered that this lesbian stuff is actually hurting us, quest rep-wise, not in-game.
    I'll leave the romantic issues to you anons.

    How goes the bra?

    Regarding adventuring decision, it sounds okay. But do we really want to? Ask if instead the trio want to consider making this place a kind of semi-permanent base they frequent to.

    Having somewhere to call home is morale-improving, actually.
    >> Perverted (and Paranoid) White Knight 05/24/11(Tue)00:56 No.15031440
    rolled 18, 4 = 22

    >>15031315
    I fear of what he would do if he gets gender-bent.
    But try it on him anyway.
    >> Indonesian Gentleman 05/24/11(Tue)01:04 No.15031507
    >>15031336
    >>15031381
    "Quick, Llywelyn! Cast a spell to stop him!" You say, and proceed to move to beat his peeping ass.
    "Eat this, Kendall!" She then begins to speak something in ancient Artheran, but suddenly a hiccup right at the end of the spell. A magical ball of light traveled and hit Kendall spot on, making a lot of magic smoke.
    "Oh no! I hope he didn't get burnt or something, that'd be too much."
    As the smoke clears, you see that Kendall is fine.

    except that he's now a lithe woman with his clothing slightly oversized for her.
    You snicker. Kendall was looking back at you and Llywelyn.
    "Okay, so what did you guys do? Did you turn my face into a Gnoll's again, Llywelyn? No? Come on! What did you doooo???"
    So, you decide Kendall would be spared from the pummeling, and you and Llywelyn laugh as loud as you both can. Kendall looked around at his body, and then frowned. "Okay, NOW I see. Dude, this ain't funny, man." But then he felt his boobs. "Say, this ain't all that bad at all."
    Decisions?
    >> Anonymous 05/24/11(Tue)01:06 No.15031525
    >>15031507

    "I'm sure you'll have the gents lining up to ask you out."
    >> Anonymous 05/24/11(Tue)01:07 No.15031545
    rolled 20, 4 = 24

    >>15031413
    >Regarding adventuring decision, it sounds okay. But do we really want to? Ask if instead the trio want to consider making this place a kind of semi-permanent base they frequent to.

    Sounds like a good idea as well.
    >> Taffer 05/24/11(Tue)01:09 No.15031559
    >>15031507
    Her new name is Dallia. Give her the carapace bra to wear.
    >> Anonymous 05/24/11(Tue)01:11 No.15031587
    >>15031507
    He has to play model for our new carapace bikini.
    >> Perverted (and Paranoid) White Knight 05/24/11(Tue)01:12 No.15031601
    >>15031525
    This. Keep egging him, oh, sorry, HER, on this.

    Then, do this.
    >>15031559
    >> Indonesian Gentleman 05/24/11(Tue)01:19 No.15031660
    brb, food break, will write continuity in ~30 mins. Keep on suggesting, fanart is fine too!
    >> Perverted (and Paranoid) White Knight 05/24/11(Tue)01:35 No.15031809
    What should we do after giving Kendall/Dallia an impromptu fashion show?

    Mine again? Look for what work is available? Find some wood?
    >> Anonymous 05/24/11(Tue)01:45 No.15031903
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    >>15031809
    If Kendall looks good in the bikini, we could give him a sign and force him to advertise for our smithy.

    Otherwsie, training our craft is always good if Llywelyn hasn't any plans for that day we might help her with.
    >> Indonesian Gentleman 05/24/11(Tue)02:03 No.15032066
    >>15031525
    >>15031559
    >>15031587
    >>15031601
    >>15031809
    >>15031903
    After finally subduing your laughter, you look at the now-disgruntled-and-female Kendall together with Llywelyn. Llywelyn shouts, "I'm sure you'll have the gents lining up to ask you out!" and go into another burst of laughter. You think of another good one, and went back inside to grab the carapace bra. You show it to Kendall. "How about trying this one for size, Kendall?"
    Llywelyn stopped her laughter for a while. "You know, she's more of a Dahlia than kendall, don't you think?" And smirked at Kendall/Dahlia.
    "True, true! Fits her, that name is!" And then both of you laughed.
    Meanwhile, Kendall/Dahlia stepped up, face red like a beet and eyes starting to water. "Okay, okay, I get it! Now, how about reversing this spell, or is it timed?"
    Llywelyn stops her laughter, again. "Well, we don't know. I mean, I initially meant to cast a snare spell on you, but then I hiccuped! Just wait it out, I guess. But oh, in the meantime, how about wearing that bra?" She snickered again.
    "What?! Dude, not funny, man! That's not funny..."
    Dahlia then started to cry. frist come the watery eyes and the sniffles, but then it quickly escalated to full-out bawling and rolling on the ground.
    Decisions?
    >> Anonymous 05/24/11(Tue)02:08 No.15032105
    >>15032066
    Ask Llywelyn if she thinks he's faking it. If not, put a hand on his shoulder, comfort him and bring him into our house.
    We've had our fun, nobody needs to see him in this state. Invite him to sit at the table and share breakfast with him.
    >> Taffer 05/24/11(Tue)02:11 No.15032135
    >>15032105
    Do this. Allow Dahlia to join the sisterhood on a day tripper. Lets not be a big bitch about it.
    >> Perverted (and Paranoid) White Knight 05/24/11(Tue)02:14 No.15032166
    >>15032066
    Yes, yes, we can wait it out till the waterspouts turn off. Probably the shock of estrogen.
    >> Anonymous 05/24/11(Tue)02:22 No.15032240
    >>15032066

    If she hasn't had breakfast, feed her.
    >> Anonymous 05/24/11(Tue)02:34 No.15032350
    Psh, she deserves it.
    >> Indonesian Gentleman 05/24/11(Tue)02:36 No.15032377
    >>15032105
    >>15032135
    >>15032166
    Realizing you've went too far, you calm Dahlia down.
    "There, there. Come on, let's get you inside."
    Llywelyn seemed genuinely suprised at Dahlia crying, and so she also helped in calming Dahlia down. You wait until she finished crying, and is now just sobbing quietly on the bed.
    "Woah, I never knew you had a sensitive side, Kendall."
    In between sobs, she stares at you with watery eyes.
    "S-shut up... you don't know my past, dude." She grabbed a pillow and hugs it.
    "Look, we'll make this up for you, okay?"
    "Seriously, dude?" her face brightened a bit.
    "Even though it involves... um, grabbing your boobs?"
    "NO! You already have yours!"
    Seems like Kendall's dirty mind is still left inside Dahlia. You and Llywelyn (now properly dressed) finish your breakfast, while Dahlia is still hugging the pillow for some time. You think it's her way to cope with the sudden change.
    Decisions?
    >> Anonymous 05/24/11(Tue)02:39 No.15032406
    >>15032377
    All this Party of Five stuff has been fun, but we have a smithy to run. Make sure the two girls are alright and head out to the mines to collect more ore and start forging.
    >> Anonymous 05/24/11(Tue)02:42 No.15032425
    >>15032377
    What's our current inventory?
    >> Taffer 05/24/11(Tue)02:46 No.15032465
    >>15032377
    Might as well make our wepon. And let Llywelyn enchant it while we watch and take notes.
    >> Anonymous 05/24/11(Tue)02:46 No.15032469
    I think we should get our pig iron reforged into something actually usable.
    >> Perverted (and Paranoid) White Knight 05/24/11(Tue)02:50 No.15032512
    >>15032425
    Good catch.
    More bags, and lets take the carapace undies as an underarmor. Line it with felt or something soft first, though.

    Remark to Kendall that there better not be anything missing from the house. Or we'd gossip.
    >> Perverted (and Paranoid) White Knight 05/24/11(Tue)02:52 No.15032529
    >>15032465
    Was mentioned that we need a handle. To the woods if we want a wooden handle, though there is also the option of making it out of metal as well.

    My cheapskateness demand wood, though.
    >> Indonesian Gentleman 05/24/11(Tue)02:54 No.15032543
    >>15032465
    >>15032425
    >>15032406
    >>15032469
    Well, reading back on the archive, I found out that we have plans for a warhammer laid out, and all that's missing is the handle, which should be made of a sturdy kind of wood. If the handle is metal, it would not be flexible enough to handle the warhammer head. Other than that, we also have plans for the mineroach queen carapace to be made into a cuirass or breastplate... but we still lack metal (pig iron won't go well with carapace, it's hard to sculpt).
    Inventory: 48 mineroach carapaces, 2 mineroach queen carapaces, a cave Bas hide, 3/4 bar of copper and 4 bars of pig iron as smithing materials. Other than that, we also got 10 coal, 5 hematite, 2 chalcopyrite.
    Wallet: 3Gc, 25 Sc and 27 Cc.
    So. Decisions? Dahlia's stopped sobbing and is now playing with her newfound boobs.
    heh, newbies.
    >> Perverted (and Paranoid) White Knight 05/24/11(Tue)02:59 No.15032579
    >>15032543
    Toss that idea of getting them to base their adventures around these parts. Ask if they know the lay of the land surrounding the town.

    Show them the forest.
    +grins+
    We get a pair of escorts and mules.
    >> Anonymous 05/24/11(Tue)03:01 No.15032590
    >>15032543

    "Dahlia, you have more than just boobs you know."
    >> Anonymous 05/24/11(Tue)03:02 No.15032608
    >>15032590
    Let's not go there or we'll never get him to leave the house.

    >>15032579
    The forest sounds like a good idea. I guess an elf would know what tree would be best for our handle.
    >> Anonymous 05/24/11(Tue)03:03 No.15032612
    >>15032590
    "a great butt, for example" >:3
    >> Anonymous 05/24/11(Tue)03:03 No.15032617
    >>15032543
    Well, we should get some wood to make a nice handle out of and scouting out the forest might be a fun thing to do.

    Beyond that, we should see about drumming up some business.
    >> Perverted (and Paranoid) White Knight 05/24/11(Tue)03:19 No.15032749
    >>15032608
    Oh, the innuendos...

    >>15032617
    Let's get moving then. Scouting the forest seems... Restful? Change of pace?

    Regardless, that anon is right, we need to drum up business, and we cannot do it if we are too busy mining or making our own tools.
    >> Indonesian Gentleman 05/24/11(Tue)03:21 No.15032762
    >>15032579
    >>15032590
    >>15032608
    >>15032612
    >>15032617
    We have our sights set for the forest.
    "Say, Llywelyn, why don't you and your group make a base in this town?"
    "Hmm?"
    "You know, so we can... meet a lot! Tell you what, I can make this house your temporary base."
    "Ah, Quin, thanks. But I still don't get the 'base' you speak of?"
    "You know, a place just to relax between adventures, or resupply, that sort of stuff."
    "Oh, like that! Well... I'd have to ask Kendall and Hertzog... How about it, Dahlia? Oh, stop fondling your own breasts!"
    Dahlia quickly pulled her shirt shut. "What! Nothing! Uh, what were we talking about again?"
    Llywelyn facepalms. "We're talking about a base in this village, ya bloody moron. How'd you think about that?"
    "Sounds nice, dude."
    "Well, all that's left is to talk to Hertzog."
    Decision?
    >> Anonymous 05/24/11(Tue)03:24 No.15032781
    >>15032762
    Continue to the forest. Hertzog will still be there when we're back.
    >> Anonymous 05/24/11(Tue)03:30 No.15032841
    >>15032762
    Tell the two girls to see if they can convince Hert to make this town his base of operation and go check out the forest.

    We should bring an axe if we have one.
    >> Perverted (and Paranoid) White Knight 05/24/11(Tue)03:36 No.15032879
    >>15032762
    Add in consideration that they are gonna have to stay a while to pay for the tavern's bills anyway, why not stay at Quin's house, for free.

    Having friends sound good for our girl-smith's morale. Even one like Kendall.

    Regarding keeping them around as adventurer-companions, does the surrounding area a good habitat for adventurers? I.e. lots of dungeon-type areas, bandit/monster dens, close-by nobility in need of help, potential for major mercantile traffic?
    >> Indonesian Gentleman 05/24/11(Tue)04:02 No.15033087
    >>15032879
    >>15032841
    >>15032781
    "You know, you guys can stay at my house for free that way. You don't have to pay for accommodations!"
    "Well, we're indebted to you now, wouldn't it?"
    "No no no, I just consider that as a small favor. besides, there's a lot of places nearby where you guys can adventure, like the mine, the forest, and that abandoned ruin complex to the east. Also, this village gets passed by caravans real often, so you guys could, y'know, sell whatever your wares or rent your services out to these caravans?"
    "You know, that doesn't sound bad at all... let me see if Dahlia and I can convince Hertzog."
    "By the way, I'm gonna go to the forest a bit later, and I do need someone who know some forestry. I need to pick a good tree for a project of mine."
    "Hm, let's take Hertzog along! He knows stuff about trees."
    Huh. A half-orc paladin who knows trees? Who knew?
    So, do we go first, along into the forest, or should we go together with the full party? Decisions?
    >> Anonymous 05/24/11(Tue)04:06 No.15033113
    >>15033087
    Full party. We'd probably only waste our time when we do it instead of somebody who actually knows about trees.
    Also, thank Llywelyn and give her a peck on the cheek.
    >> Perverted (and Paranoid) White Knight 05/24/11(Tue)04:08 No.15033124
    >>15033087
    Since we asked, and that was the answer, let's get Hertzhog. And give Dahlia some cloak.

    No, we're not letting you stay in the house. Alone. As a girl. With our undies. C'mere you, lil' worm! Get out of my panties' drawer!
    >> Anonymous 05/24/11(Tue)04:19 No.15033193
    >>15033087
    Feed Stella and then head out on adventure.

    Smithing, ho!
    >> Perverted (and Paranoid) White Knight 05/24/11(Tue)05:04 No.15033479
    +pokes+

    Indo-guy? Where is Hertzhog anyway?
    >> Indonesian Gentleman 05/24/11(Tue)05:09 No.15033518
    >>15033193
    >>15033124
    >>15033113
    "Allright then, you guys go get Hertzog, while I clean the house and prepare. Yes, that means you, Dahlia, I'm not leaving you alone. In my house. With my undies."
    "Aww maan, even though I'm a girl now?"
    "You know what, take this carapace bra, and wear it. You can have that. But only if you wear it."
    "Sweet. Can I try it on first, though?"
    "Sure."
    Dahlia opens her shirt, and wore the bra. To her dismay, since it's designed with your breasts in mind, there's a gap between the bra and her breasts.
    "Okay... I didn't see that coming." Llywelyn laughed, rolling on the wooden floor.
    "Allright, you have your bra, now get outta here, Ken- I mean Dahlia."
    Llywelyn paused her laugh. "Okay. Meet you here in an hour?"
    You peck her on the cheek. "Sure thing."
    Dahlia looks at you and Llywelyn with a 'Quin and Llywelyn, sitting on a tree' look, and a small smirk. Llywelyn blushed, and quickly grabbed Dahlia and ran. Boy, she's fast for a mage!
    Meanwhile, you put Stella back at its cage, and put in a good pile of dirt in it, too. After sharpening our dad's axe, Hertzog, Dahlia, and Llywelyn came just in time. Hertzog had apparently been briefed on the job, and Kendall's transformation to Dahlia. It's obvious how he felt about Dahlia, because his face is just emitting tangible levels of facepalm.
    "Allright, you say you need wood suitable for a warhammer's handle? We need a good Wild Oak for that. And you say we're headed to the forest out north? Good guess. I see some Wild Oak there."
    "Don't worry, I'll make sure you get any stuff made from whatever else we happen to find in that forest. Also, I'm curious... how did you know so much about forests?"
    "Well, before I was a paladin, I was a lumberjack, you see."
    Okay, we're setting out to the forest! We brought our trusty bag, we brought our axe, and Stella is fed. Roll 1d20s, on a 10+ I'll write up an encounter.
    >> Taffer 05/24/11(Tue)05:16 No.15033566
    rolled 18 = 18

    >>15033518
    OHHHHHHHHHH
    Hertz's a lumberjack and he's OK
    He sleeps all night and smites all day
    >> Taffer 05/24/11(Tue)05:18 No.15033577
    >>15033566
    Thank you, Monty Python. I am honoured by your assistance with the /tg/ dice.
    >> Anonymous 05/24/11(Tue)05:19 No.15033584
    He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch
    He goes to the lavat'ry
    On Wednesdays he goes shopping
    And has buttered scones for tea
    >> Anonymous 05/24/11(Tue)05:19 No.15033586
    rolled 17 = 17

    >>15033518
    Oh boy! The forest.
    >> Anonymous 05/24/11(Tue)05:20 No.15033590
    rolled 8 = 8

    >>15033566
    Nuts, beat me to it.
    >> Anonymous 05/24/11(Tue)05:22 No.15033603
    >>15033566
    Hertz cuts down trees, and skips and jumps
    He loves to press wild flow'rs
    He puts on women's clothing
    And hangs around in bars
    >> Anonymous 05/24/11(Tue)05:23 No.15033611
    >>15033603

    That can't be right.
    >> Indonesian Gentleman 05/24/11(Tue)05:26 No.15033628
    >>15033566
    After some time in the forest, following pathways and dried creeks, you are beset by a pair of wild boars! It seemed they're trying to protect their territory.
    Decision? Do we slay and pack the meat, or do we try to stealthily move out of the way? Roll 1d20 for either options.
    >> Anonymous 05/24/11(Tue)05:28 No.15033646
    rolled 5 = 5

    >>15033628
    Boars are tough sons of bitches, but the ghost of Graham Chapman is guiding our dice. WE CAN NOT FAIL! Kill the boars!
    >> Anonymous 05/24/11(Tue)05:28 No.15033650
    rolled 14 = 14

    >>15033628

    Let's bring home the bacon!
    >> Anonymous 05/24/11(Tue)05:29 No.15033655
    rolled 8 = 8

    >>15033628
    The forest is Hertzog's realm of expertise. We'll support his decision.
    >> Taffer 05/24/11(Tue)05:30 No.15033660
    rolled 15 = 15

    >>15033628
    Lets see if boar leather is better than what we have now.
    >> Perverted (and Paranoid) White Knight 05/24/11(Tue)05:32 No.15033675
    >>15033603
    >>15033611
    +laughs+
    You're mixing Kendal/Dallia in there.
    Or are you suggesting we do the same to Hertz?
    +laughs some more+

    We hafta ask Llewie if that gender-bent spell was a party-maker spell in her all-girls academy...
    MFW if it is like Takarazuka.
    >> Indonesian Gentleman 05/24/11(Tue)05:33 No.15033681
    >>15033650
    It seems the party is out for bacon. With a quick swing of the axe, one charging boar has been struck down, and the other caught Hertzog's bastard sword's wrong end. After cutting up the carcass, you get: 20 slabs of bacon, 4 tusks, and 2 wild boar pelts. You give 10 bacon slabs to the adventurer party for their supplies. Roll another 1d20 for another encounter! We're close to the cluster of Wild Oak now.
    >> Perverted (and Paranoid) White Knight 05/24/11(Tue)05:37 No.15033703
    rolled 15 = 15

    >>15033628
    >>15033681
    Mmm, bacon.
    For the next encounter.
    >> Anonymous 05/24/11(Tue)05:39 No.15033716
    rolled 9 = 9

    >>15033681
    >Adventure
    P-adic!
    >> Anonymous 05/24/11(Tue)05:43 No.15033739
    rolled 14 = 14

    >>15033703

    Not much to add to that. Rolling anyway.
    >> Indonesian Gentleman 05/24/11(Tue)06:06 No.15033837
    >>15033739
    >>15033703
    Whoops, seems like office time has ran out for me, that'll be it for today. rest assured that we'll run into an encounter first thing next round! And don't worry about archiving, here it is:
    http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/15029644
    You guys have been great so far! Thanks for participating, know that you are awesome, no matter what others say! :D
    >> Anonymous 05/24/11(Tue)06:09 No.15033855
    >>15033837
    Any eta for the next part? Might help to avoid a slow start like we had today.
    >> Indonesian Gentleman 05/24/11(Tue)06:14 No.15033886
    >>15033855
    I dunno... expect it Wednesday maybe? If I'm not swamped with work by then...
    >> Anonymous 05/24/11(Tue)06:24 No.15033939
    >>15033886
    Great. Tomorrow would be nice. Thanks for DMing, by the way.



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