>>14990314
Coolio.
Ok, let's see...let's double back to the medical station then.
I do believe we haven't looked around there just yet.

>>14990314
Wayne could help us with that. And I think having the big black guy with the gun would help bolster our chances at staying alive too.

>>14990326
We checked the med station, was the room with DATASS

All thats left is the Basement entrance that our good techpriest friend was parked on top of earlier.

>>14990333
Ah, ok. nm then!
Funny I remembered Dat Ass, but not anything else...
Carry on, carry on.

>>14990326
You return to the medical bay, again. The techpriest looks at you with a look of sympathy.

Return Warden's pict of wife.
Ask Warden to join?

Ask name of DatAss&Rack Techpriestess?

>>14990350
Just tell her that with most of the areas locked off, it's a little nervewracking.

Back to the plant, see if we can't gain entry to that floor panel Locke was parked on earlier

>>14990350
report her for heresy

Seems pretty clear we need to find something caustic to speed up the healafying of mysterious muscle women in tube 2 so we have a third warm and functioning body for the lift. Shall we check our inventories for caustic liquids? Does anyone remember a cleaning station for any possible bleach?

>>14990361
D'Atasse sounds good enough, and kinda French nobility so it's okay.

>>14990361
Vilmos thanks you for the photo, but refuses to join. He's seen enough trouble for one day, and is NOT leaving his post. He may get fired as is.

The techpriest sighs like she's been waiting all hour to be asked that. She informs you that her name is leokadia Chernabog.

>>14990378
I concur.
Dunno about caustics tho'.
What's in Daneel's flask?

>>14990378
Incinerator room is a service closet of sorts. Let's check there again.

>>14990386
Ah ha.
Brother and sister then?
"Is he your sibling?"
Be charming, topic: being an only child.

Better yet, get Dan to be Charming.

>>14990386
Ah, married then? Charming.

>>14990386
+laughs at meta+

Dan, Charm the heck outta Chernabog. She might be willing to help out more, in small stuffs.

>>14990398
Look a bit too different for blood relation, most likely.

Maybe the amasec gums are caustic?

>>14990386
Culexus, how doyou comeup with such names?

I mean, whenI DM at DH, the names of my NPCs are either all pseudo-latin or taken from Dostoievski's books for a touch of originality, but here...What surprises me most is that I haven't seen you using weeaboo names yet.

>>14990400
She doesn't seem to see the humour in this.

>>14990388
You ask Daneel, he assures you it's Mordian Breakfast tea, with a spot of milk.

>>14990396
No cleaning materials.

(sorry i can't show everything you suggest)

Charm-mind.

Locke was a Chernabog too?
I missed that.
Well... I don't even remember the Warden's full name.

At any rate, ask Ieokadia how caustic a sample is needed to help the regen process on the second chamber patient?

>>14990413

MY MISTAKE LOL

>>14990413
fine, we can have hot /u/ psyker on techpriestess action, then.

Have Caliban charmed the lady? I think he mentioned that he had a fling or two with a couple of techpriestesses in the past?

Go check out basement after, with Caliban's rifle at the ready.

Back to the lift and down to the relevant level to explore

>>14990413
Well what better to resurrect our mystery wounded-warrior-woman then a fine breakfast tea with a spot of milk?
Best part of waking up you know, pip pip!
....only kidding. really!

Ask the lady Techpriest who the other patient is.
Remember, we're looking for spare parts for the teleporter.

>>14990415
Leokadia begins to explain that the machine spirit desires something caustic, so that it may better leech the poison from the occupants body, and that it is her duty to serve, not to question.

Calliban removes his helmet, and used CHARM on Leokadia. It's super effective!!

>>14990419
Pretty sure Leokadia likes dudes. not every woman I draw is into /u/...just most of them.

>>14990388

Pretty sure the caustic substance was in the faux ripper.

So we might have buggered ourselves there.

Sssspank the nearessssst monkey.

>>14990418
It may be the fact that I've been awake far too long, but I find this hilarious.

I really want to see characters from Verloren Hoop in this. Cortez or Triela Wheeljack would be awesome. Or Darraj.

Please, CF?

>>14990454
Different timelines. Also, I do not dictate the actions of these characters, sadly.

>>14990454
I'm hoping there's a proper DA page update coming sometime soon as well...

>>14990446

The beast was warp-tainted. Nothing good could have come of utilizing it's fluids.

Besides, if we REALLy need something caustic...there are apparently other...THINGS walking these halls in need of extermination.

We haven't been to the plant room. Check it out.

>>14990446
Sure was a good idea to burn the sample..

>>14990475
That's the power plant area.
We've been there, and done that.
Though through it comes the basement, so odds are good we'll be returning.

>>14990446
It has been noted in the first thread of the game that there are many options to reach a goal.

There.

Now, if Ieokadia can't really offer much information on what kind of substances are of the proper causticity level (whatever), we should head to the basement.

Let's go looking for the rest of the parts.

>>14990475

Oh, scratch that, we have. um... is the gum caustic?

Calliban and Leokadia were wondering terribly if you could give them a little privacy, they have diplomatically agreed between them that 15 minutes should be enough.

You gonna be a bro about this?

>>14990496

We a bro. Lets check out that basement.

>>14990496
DIPLOMACY UP YOUR ASS!

>>14990496
Of course. We'll hang out for a while, and try and recover some psy points

>>14990496
Oh.
Oooooooh.
Yeah, sure! Have fun!
*blush and dash*

*never split the party. Unless it's sex.*

>>14990496

Sure. Let's go into the next room over and put the moves on her brother. It'll be hilarious.

>>14990496

Well of course!

Wait, the incinerator was pretty roomy, and we managed to turnit off right?

Might be worth sending someone down there to see if it leads anywhere?

High risk though.

>>14990496
Go to the Loungarium?
Lounge with Locke for the moment?
Pull spoon out of dead masturbator's skull? Yes!

>>14990523
Pull the moves on the brother. Bow Chick A Wow Wow.

>>14990496

Psychic eavesdrop on them?

Also, I know it'll just be a fade to black, but could you consider doing a pin-up "sex card" system, CF? A card for each character our party has gotten it on with? I presume more such opportunities will present themselves.

>>14990462

Damn. Weren't you one of the players in that campaign? Who was your character?

>>14990513
oh boy I like here this is going. seconding.

You politely excuse yourself from the room, and attempt to dialogue with Locke, who is either lost in how delicious his food is, can't hear you over his own slurping or has switched his ears off.

You observe the amasec gums, they are sweet and chewy, but not caustic.

>>14990551
Dat face.

>>14990551
Is the can of soda Caustic?

I don't know about you fellas, but I think it's time to look at that INVENTORY again, it's an excellent way to pass time.

>>14990551
Well, darn it. He is a moron.
+ba-dum-TISH+

Why do keep wanting to pull that spoon-shnak out of the dead guy's skull....

Also, have we found out where exactly are we?

....what about the soda machine?
Anything on it's list of goodies come across as particularly acidic?
The Lemon Squat perhaps?

>>14990551
Do the techpriest. We know he likes boobs, and hey, why shouldn't we get some?

>>14990573
> Why do I keep wanting to pull the spoon-shank
FTF myself...

>>14990574
I had that notion too, but thought to myself that it isn't particularly caustic. But then again, Ieokadia doesn't seem to know how caustic a sample the chamber wants.

Look at the vending machine options anyway.

>>14990574
>>14990563
You look over your world possessions, as the thumps next door build to a crescendo then die down. The soda machine seems to be empty, and you already drank the can of soda you had. You still carry the empty can though, because why not.

So, how about the Peelz? Could that be caustic?

>>14990617

That's some kind of healing stuff I think. Better hold on to it.

Let's try the place in the plant room that Locke was standing on the entrance of.

>>14990617
Depends on the pills and how caustic we're talking.

Sounds like we need something significantly acidic or basic. We find anyplace with cleaning supplies maybe?

>>14990617
Well, how about we read the label?

>>14990631
There was the maintenance room with the incinerator, but CF said no cleaning supplies, at least not THERE.

>>14990617
>>14990635
>>14990631
>>14990630
The pills seem to be generic pain pills, and can restore a humans HydroniumPerfectus (or HP) levels, and can cause drowsiness if taken inapprpriatly. Not very Caustic.

Calliban has returned, his duty done.

TO THE BASEMENT TO FIND PARTS!

FFS.

Okay, now it's basement time.

>>14990658

That fucking expression, Daneel. Dat. Fucking. Expression.

I think we should examine down in that trapdoor/lift thing now.

>>14990658

To the basement!

Okay, that seems to be it for the ground floor. Basement time.

>>14990663
>>14990668
>>14990670
Pleasent old place, this basement. Still, at least this time there's only one direction to head in.

>>14990695

Flashlights out! Both the las-shooting kind and the light-emitting kind. We need to see where we're going. Also, no shooting beams from the lasguns for illumination, we need to conserve ammo.

Weapons out and up.
This is bat country.

I agree with the gents above me. Being paranoid in this situation is naught but good. Also, examine the spot on the ground. Rust or blood? If blood, dried or fresh?

>>14990701
>>14990704
You both thumb the activator runes on your las weapons, as your eyes adjust to the low light conditions. You cover eachother, doing this by the book and oh for...some big bubbly mess is in the way...

>>14990731

Hey, that looks caustic. And you have an empty soda can.

>>14990731
Now...I know what we are all thinking. And I will say it. Is...it...caustic. I know it's kind of a dumb question, but we're all thinking it.

>>14990731

This shit. It's gotta be fucking caustic.

All right. Transfer the TEA out of Calliban's THERMOS into our empty SODA CAN and fill the now-emptied THERMOS with GREEN ACID.

But first, check if the thermos can hold the acid without melting.

>>14990731
Have Calliban take careful aim, and shoot the cable keep the drawbridge up.

The caustic sample we need is most likely to have been the medical sample a bunch of idiots decided to throw into the incinerator before finding what it's supposed to be used for.

>>14990731

get the iron moustache to shoot the bridge's support latch down.

after harvesting the caustic

>>14990747
>>14990744
>>14990739

After taking a bit of the acid and going upstairs to deliver it to Lokadia, we should telekinesis the thing that holds the drawbridge up.

>>14990739

The SODA CAN is likely to melt before we manage to reach the chirurgeon room. I recommend using the sturdier THERMOS.

I'm getting Monkey Island flashbacks. With the caustic grog.

Anyway, before advancing on, we should get some acid and go back up. We can always come back down when we have more party members. If we take down the drawbridge, there may be a xeno behind it.

Sensibly, you dip the soda tab in the CAUSTIC MESS first, you notice that, despite its appearence, it barely tarnishes the metal. Good old manufactorium Allumiumiumium!

Then, very carefully singing your happy song to yourself you blace the EMPTY SODA CAN in the CAUSTIC MESS and fill it up.
Good work. Brass balls.

You instruct Calliban to ready his PRECISE SHOT on the bridge support.

>>14990799

GO TO SHOWS
NIBBLING ON MY TOES
FUN FUN FUN
IN THE SUN SUN SUN

Let's deliver the acid to the chirurgeon room before proceeding, guys.

>>14990799
what's her happy song?

You guys realize "Chernabog" means "Black God" right?

just a thought

>>14990821

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZFLKXINNns

>>14990799
Brilliant.....

>>14990799

We don't know how Calliban recharges his abilities. Nor how many points he has left in them. I think we should SPECT(O)RAL HAND the BRIDGE SUPPORT.

Also, PRECISE SHOT would probably be useful to shoot a Genestealer with.

So, wait what are we doing? I just need a show of hands.
We shooting the bridge down or delivering the CAUSTIC CAN?

>>14990850
Let's shoot down the bridge, then deliver the can, and then return here.

>>14990850
Caustic can! Then come back with techpriest support crew

>>14990812
Pretty sure it's 'Goldfish Shoals nibbling on my toes.'

WELL, MY WORK HERE IS DONE.

CAPTAIN PEDANTRY, AWAY!

Can and healing first, then drawbridge.

>>14990850

Deliver can first, then return with reinforcements.

If you like, you don't have to draw us backtracking, just recap what happened. We'll return here anyway.

>>14990850
I'm worried about potentially letting something into the compound while we're off delivering the can... I say we deliver the can first, then see if we need to cross the bridge.

>>14990844
As your GM, I can assure you that having spent one point of power to use charm, Calliban basically recharged it instantly via Omnissiah sanctioned fiddlefaddle. He's still got 3/3

The lock is a heavy mechanical lock. Boones spectoral hands are as weak as her physical ones.

>>14990850
I think Dan's Charm and Precise Shot are feat-like in function. But we better confirm that with CF.

I am more in favor of Spectoral Hand so that we can raise it up if we ever need to (though from the other side...), but we are really low on Psy-Points and means to restore them.

Did Ieokadia mention how fast does this caustic sample would improve the healing process?

>>14990850

SHOOT THE FUCKIN BRIDGE

>>14990850

AT ONE HUNDRED YARDS

VOLLEY FIRE

PRESENT

FIRE!

>>14990890
OUR LASGUNS SHALL BLOT OUT THE SUN!

>>14990872
>>14990873
Ninja!

Also, curse delicately at Boone's thin and graceful hands...

Deliver can, so that we might: a) get bonus member if big girl pops out, or b) possibly get reinforcement in the nick of time, if healing still takes time

We already incinerated one potentially valuable item because of retardation. Let's not cock this one up too. DELIVER CAN, then RETURN WITH REINFORCEMENTS and SHOOT BRIDGE.

>>14990896

Good thing we've got some shades.

>>14990901
Prudence, and healthy fear of chest-burster (or canister-burster, in this case) instead of retardation.

But, yes, I also want to deliver can first.

Yes. We. CAN.

didn't follow properly the quest.

so, basically, there are musclegirls trying to kill us?

>>14990920
No.
I'd suggest you go read through.

The caustic cans's have it. You give it to Leokadia, who is beside herself with joy. She empties the contents into the machine and it starts to churn.

Leo Kadia assures you that with the process sped up, the lady inside should be ready in 5-10 minutes.

>>14990944

Alright! Let's prepare to welcome this person.

And hope she's not too angry.

It occurs to me that we could prepare somewhat by running Telepathy as she's completing the treatment.
If we're really worried.

>>14990966

And waste our last psy point?

>>14990952
Leocadia move her foot as if stubbing out an invisible cigarette and asks if, since you're willing to wait anyway...would you mind terribly waiting in the Lounge?

>>14990982
That Charm really was super effective. Sure, go over to the lounge again.

>>14990982
heeeeeee
of course

>>14990982

Geeze. Does the Omnissiah really sanction carnal urges this much?

And how much can they do in 5 minutes anyway?

Bah, whatever. Let's see what Locke is up to.

>>14990982
Look for a funny maganize to entertain you. I have a feeling that you are going to spend more time in the lounge in the future.

>>14990982
I don't see why not.

Actually, let's go back to the holding cells; there's a coin hidden in the sink in one of them.

>>14990982
aw shit, then she'll get out of the incubator and wreck some shit while the other two are fornicating, just as in any horror movie.

>>14990982

That is one horny techpriestes.
Don't the admech usually remove the organic bits responsible for lust and other distracting urges?

rolled 46 = 46

Go out, and then like a naughty schoolgirl, peek in on them. :D

>>14990998
We've gotten that one out, from Nel's cell.

But... Spoon-shank! Tainted with brain and lodged too deeply in the brain-case by a despairing chronic mastubator!

. . . Ugh. I am obsessed.

>>14991007
sometimes. Chimiocastration is optional, you know.

>>14991004
Or there will be a hilariously accidental threesome.

>>14990975
Just suggesting.
And c'mon. You don't want to Telepathically eavesdrop on them....at all?

>>14991009
I approve.

>>14991009
Delicious brown techpriestess.
Could be the new hotness.

>>14991009
thirding like a fist of an angry god.

On an unrelated note, can we salvage something (anything) out of the Warden's datapad? Maybe if we give it to either of the Techpriests, they can give back something to us, or use it for something else?

Can we keep it and turn it into our personal datapad?
What use is a datapad anyway, besides functioning like an electric diary?

Peek if you want to. Probably get an achievement in the same time.

>>14991009
There could be horrors unheard of. I don't want to say anymore. Just warnin' you.

>>14991007

Ciaphas Cain says, def some don't.

Serious bro-point Boone.

(Sorry to do this, I was originally gonna have the adventure end on a cliff hanger if you guys chose the 'help the scary sick woman' path, and you'd have to find out next time. But since I have had so much fun, and for the sake of ease of narrative, I'm actually drawing the new reveal now. Wont be too long. You know my art.)

>>14991038

Yes! Let's ask Locantha to fix the datapad! She's enamored with Caliban, she'll do anything to get another go at him.

"I'll give you privacy... if you fix the dataslate!"

>>14991064
XD

I have that on MP3. Hell yes.
My Hoopie's good, too.

Also, just me or does the sfx recall a broken clothesdrier banging around?

He's certainly taking his sweet time eating that spaghetti.

>>14991085

It's not easy pushing all that pasta through the filters in his grill.

>>14991085
His sister is getting some british stiff upper lip in the room next door. If I was in his position i'd be focusing on how delicious that pasta is as well.

rolled 5 = 5

Also, I know CG's done, but make cute with the ornry guy. I mean, at least build a reputation on not being...

Anyway. Good to see you Colossal Fagot

>>14991110
Clearly, he has shut off all senses other than taste in order to enjoy that pasta to the utmost. Slaanesh would be proud.

HAVE EITHER OF THESE QUEST THREADS BEEN ARCHIVED!!!!???

>>14991145

The first one has, at least.

>>14991145
Archived the first one, someone else do the second.

Well, this is one way to start the day.

>>14991166

Done. Thread is now archived.

>>14991181
Word that.
Fuck sleep, this is the superior use of time.

Gotta say CF, you sure know how to do sexy admech.

Leocadia re enters the room, all smiles, and informs you that the scary womans tube is opening!

rolled 40 = 40

>>14991237
Oh dear.

>>14991237
Come and see, come and see, the menagerie, the menagerie, you must come and see! Oh fuck why am I having flashbacks to that fucking DH adventure.

>>14991237
I wonder if it's Cuddles.

High speed.
Let us egress, and see what our caustic hath wrought.

>>14991237

Lets do this!
Just in case, prepare you las pistol

>>14991247

Nonononononono! She might take that as a sign that we're hostile and attack in preemptive self-defense! We need to smile and look relaxed!

(and have Caliban stand by with the rifle at the ready somewhere he has a good shot at the woman but where she can't see him)

You all gather around as the chamber makes a slow grinding noise, like house keys dragged down pianowire then fed through a synthosizer before a large echoing thump is heard and cool steam releases from the chamber and the door opens.

F5ING LIKE THE FIST OF THE NORTH STAR

>>14991310

I'M BLUEBALLIN HERE
GODDAMN YOU CF
POST THE FUCKING REVEAL ALREADY
ARGH

A figure emerges, coughing and staggering from the mists.

>>14991332
Wait.
C16?!

Mein gott, this is still running? I am blessed. I thought it'd be all sitting in the archives by the time I wake up, already ended and stale, like a cold spaghetti scaloppine.

Even if I don't think much of Dan's libido - Praetorians are supposed to be asexual and reproduce by cell division like proper Brits in my opinion - it was a good call to make use of the techpriestess's obvious sexual frustrations. Wouldn't expect savvy from /tg/.

>>14991332

One of the Krieg twins, I think.

>>14991343
Someone hasn't seen the Carry On films...

I'm hoping for MMCLXX.CCCMXVII. Would be interesting to have a Culexus on our team.

rolled 21 = 21

>>14991350
A Krieger without her mask?!?! Prepare for the raege of a krieger scorn!

>>14991363

Why would they put her in a cryo-tank with the rebreather still on?

rolled 17 = 17

>>14991367
Because Krieg.

You're not sure what she's saying, but she seems awfully insistent. You think you can guess. maybe?

[END EPISODE 2]

>>14991382
Oh, it's whatserface.

rolled 2 = 2

>>14991382
I bet it's something about clothes. Thanks for running m8.

>>14991382
why the fuck does this sound like Polish?

>>14991382

Oh damn it, it's the braindamaged berzerker Chink girl. Well, let's hope there's a glorious death to be found in the basement, because this one's going to be hard to use in non-combat situations.

>>14991392

>Subject is incapable of communicating with anyone except subjects K. Tornic and D. Calliban

>D. Calliban

Lucky for us we have him along, no?

SHOW US HER STAT SHEET
WHAT CAN SHE DO

>>14991398
that ain't Polish at all.

>>14991382
Ladies and gentlemen. The melee DPS has arrived.

(and I totally called that shit)

Thanks CF! FUCK YEAR, C16!

>>14991382

I bet it's WHERE THE FUCK IS MY HUNTING LANCE?

Culexus, why is everyone so delicious, brown and weeaboo?

>>14991426
You're probably dead on.
But maybe we can get the delicious brown techpriestess to give C16 her robe?

>>14991434

I hope C-16s belongings were stashed somewhere in the chirurgeon room. We should have asked about that, probably.

Or it's going to be a fetch quest to find her stuff while she's catatonic in the chirurgeon room, refusing to budge unless she gets her lance.

Another distraction for Calliban at least. Let's find her some clothes before our dapper friend knocks her up as well. Let's ask Calliban to ask her what she knows?

>>14991382
Great. Mongolians. Probably Scriptarius's distant relative, amirite?

>>14991445
I'm hoping the whole "naked and recently purified" experience will have rattled her out of her funk for a couple of hours at least.
I don't think C16's completely nonfunctional without her weapon, but all the same it'd be good to set her up ASAP.
That said, damn I love Daneel. That could've been Jain Fucking Zarr in there and he'd be smoothing her out of murdering everyone even as I type.

Good hussle, guys.
I'll catch you next time. Further proper arts.

>>14991459

what is that supposed to mean?

>>14991491

B+ huh? I'm itching for a replay, but it's impossible...

Hmm. If Verloren Hoop characters are out of the question, dare we hope for an appearance of characters from the defunct Final Heresy project? Maybe even... Cultist?

Also, I don't know if you've seen the threads on the Emperor's Nightmare chapter that we've been developing for some time now, but would you consider adding an Icelusian Guard character to the Ragged Edges? I'd like to see your take on the birdmasked Guard.

Anyway, it's been a blast! Thank you for this, and I'm looking forward to next time.

>>14991509
Finns = Mongolians. Every Scandinavian eugenics proponent's favourite brainchild.

Aprox, when you going to run the next one?

I'm only an occasional /tg/er, but would hate to miss it.

>>14991862
I'm not sure. I really wish I could be.
Three weeks? next chapter could be real short, or at least shorter than this one.

Lets see how we go.

>>14991978
Loved it, the art style and the humor.

Keep up the good work and a notice when you near readiness a few weeks from now would be great if you can do so.

also, someone archive these threads.

>>14991978
Venerated ass status
>cop out [ ]
>tapped [ ]
>double tapped [x]

thanks again CF

>>14992407
They've been archived man. Its all gravy.
So, I was thinking, are people going to want a Witcher style card of Leokadia now?

Cause Uh..I'm still pretty bad at cheesecake.

>>14992728
Yes.

>>14992728

Yep.

>>14992728
As I understand it the easy way is to find an image you like as a reference and just sort of copy the character onto it.
Hell, man. This is a pretty big you-can-do-no-wrong situation, what with /tg/ being the receptive audience.

>>14991382
Just leapt to mind, I swear.

Over 9000 hours in MS Paint, etc etc.

cleaned up a wee bit.

Oh, and as a quick heads up. You can only take 2 team mates, but you will generally have a choice to switch some for others, provided it makes sense, story wise.

Just because you've woken up C-16 doesn't mean youre obliged to take her with you. Free choice, actions, consequences.

Just so you know.

General meaning was pretty much guessed but she's saying, "Why am I naked"?!