Jews

fuckwits

We

the

Nipple

are

haters

>>14959987
damn

>>14959956
OP! DOT EEZ A NIZE HAT!

nigger

Dear Jew's fuckwits. We the Nipple are haters.

I think we're done here gentlemen. Send it off.

shuttlecock

tau

>>14960024
We should sign it as Mat Ward. Get a M. Night Shyamalan moment going

Juxtaposed

therefore

EXPLOSIVE

rabies

coconut

Nemesis

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

PROMOTIONS!

between

juxtapose

Swivelling

Matt

locke

>>14960325
>>14960340

and

>>14960359

I lol'd

friends

>>14960359
I damned near pissed myself. Haven't seen that show in years.

declare

that

from

pie.

day

there

letter-bomb

SPESS

Gaben

is

muhreens

and

we

pork.

Bitch-Hoe

ain't

stroking

Our dillies.

danced

Emprah!

Can

you

teach

see?

Robbing Cunts

Bitch-Hoe ain't stroking our dillies.

>My face when

cock

is

cheap

so

I

we'll

will

strum

buy

Bollocks

using

miniatures

God I hope somebody actually sends this letter. I can't stop laughing.

Damned

Eggplant

short-sighted

lamppost

We

licking

lamppost

are

Dear Jews fuckwits We the Nipple are haters. Shuttlecock tau juxtaposed therefore explosive rabies coconut nemesis promotions between juxtapose swivelling Matt Locke and friends declare that from pie-day there letter-bomb Gaben is Mmuhreens and we pork. Bitch-Hoe ain't stroking our dillies. Danced Emprah! Can you teach see? Cock is cheap so we'll strum buy bollocks using miniatures. Damned eggplant short-sighted lamppost we licking

MATTWARD

disappointed

>>14961307
Well, it makes as much sense as GW policy. Looks good!

Sincerely, /tg/.

>Cock is cheap, so I will buy bollocks using miniatures.

What's the rate of exchange?

with the

your

>>14961348
disregard

>>14961356
memorandums

I think I'm going to work this into an actual letter. it may not be EXACTLY as it is in the thread, but it will capture the essence and flavour to the best of my ability

RAGE

>>14961392
(No, you should put it in as is. The dadism is half the fun.)

owing

Overpriced

edited:

Dear Jewish fuckwits. We the nipple, are haters. Tau have juxtaposed, therefore explosive rabies-infested coconut nemesis promotions are between Matt Locke and friends. We declare that, from pie-day, the letter bomber Gaben is SPESS MUHREENS and we are pork. Bitch-Hoe ain’t stroking our dillies! Can the dancing Emprah teach us to see? Cock is cheap, so we’ll buy bullocks using miniatures. Damned short-sighted lamppost-shaped eggplants are licking, and we are disappointed with your disregard of memorandums.

>>14961307

This is spambot level stuff.

chlorides

not working to as a poem either

Dear Jews fuckwits
We the Nipple are haters
Shuttlecock tau juxtaposed
therefore explosive rabies
coconut nemesis
promotions between juxtapose swivelling Matt Locke and friends
declare that from pie-day there letter-bomb Gaben is Mmuhreens and we pork
Bitch-Hoe ain't stroking our dillies.
Danced Emprah!
Can you teach
see? Cock is cheap
so we'll strum
buy bollocks using miniatures.
Damned eggplant
short-sighted lamppost
we licking memorandums

are

>>14961445
i bet you're american
BOLLOCKS MAN
BOLLOCKS
BBBBBBBBAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSS

>>14961445
Nope, that doesn't work. Either fully chaotic or fully lucid, you can't mix and match. Also:
farinaceous

satisfactory

LOL! :)

this is what he have so far
Dear Jews fuckwits We the Nipple are haters. Shuttlecock tau juxtaposed therefore
explosive rabies coconut nemesis promotions between juxtapose swivelling Matt Locke and
friends declare that from pie-day there letter-bomb Gaben is Muhreens and we pork.
Bitch-Hoe ain't stroking our dillies. Danced Emprah! can you teach see? Cock is cheap so
we'll strum buy bollocks using miniatures. Damned eggplant short-sighted lamppost we,
licking, are disappointed with your disregard memorandums. RAGE owing overpriced chlorides are farinaceous satisfactory

Sea-squirts

Necrons

divide

water-bears

maunderings

by

sacred

nothingness

also

cheese

leprous

>>14960391
... you mean you live in a country that isn't stuck in the Perpetual Matlock Rerun Continuum? Because god damn, you must be a happy man.

Heener auf das Neener

Dear Jews fuckwits,

We the Nipple are haters damn nigger shuttlecock tau. Juxtaposed therefore EXPLOSIVE rabies coconut Nemesis Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. PROMOTIONS between juxtapose. Swivelling Matt Locke and friends declare that from pie day there letter-bomb SPESS. Gaben is muhreens and we pork. Bitch-Hoe ain't stroking, our dillies danced. Emprah! Can you teach see? Cosk is cheap so I -- we'll -- will strum buy bollocks using miniatures. Damned eggplant short-sighted lamppost. We licking lamppost are MATTWARD disappointed with your disregard memorandums. RAGE owing. Overpriced chlorides are satisfactory LOL! Sea-squirts Necrons divide water-bears maunderings by sacred nothingness also cheese leprous.

With

the

BEES

Ultramarines

that

are

mongoloid

Mein

vegetarians

but

>>14961848
Sounds good, it cuts straight to the chase, GW will surely get our point.

Now send a thousand letters.

Lovely

>recitha this

A challenge, Capcha?

trying

Dragonheads

Co-in-key-dinks

Ponies

Furry.

More

dicks.

While

parasprites

Fuck

up

Ergo

DA POLICE!

the

>>14962063
>>14962065
that's more than one word idiots

dildo

asshat

Sincerely,

Batman.

NECKBEARDS

Ahem.

Dear Jews fuckwits,
We, the Nipple, are haters. Shuttlecock tau juxtaposed, therefore explosive rabies. Coconut nemesis promotions between juxtapose swivelling Matt Locke and friends declare that from pie-day there letter-bomb .Gaben is Mmuhreens and we pork. Bitch-Hoe ain't stroking our dillies. Danced Emprah, can you teach see? Cock is cheap, so we'll strum buy bollocks using miniatures. Damned eggplant short-sighted lamppost. We, licking lamppost, are MATTWARD disappointed with your disregard memorandums. RAGE! Overpriced chlorides are satisfactory. Seasquirts Necrons divide water-bears maunderings by sacred nothingness, also cheese. Leprous with the bees Ultramarines that are mongoloid, mein vegetarians, but lovely trying dragonheads co-in-key-dinks. Ponies. Furries. More dicks? While parasprites fuck up, ergo da police, vis-à-vis dildo asshat.

Sincerely, Batman

PS: NECKBEARDS

>>14962077

We have nothing but a haughty disregard for your 'thread rules'

And it would be:

"Those posts are each more than one word, idiots"

not

"that's more than one word idiots"

Idiot

I've already sent them a bag of shit.

heresy

>>14962141
are you going to leave it at their door step and light it on fire?

>>14962131
Beautiful.
I think that's just about ready to be sent.

Guys, there's an official e-mail address to send it to on the GW site. Anyone feel like looking it up?

Also, whatever account gets used to send it, let's make the password lovecanbloom