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05/14/11(Sat)21:29 No.14929139>>14928938 "So, yeah, was just chillin with some homies up in this bitch, all cool and shit cuz biches love it, playa 4 life yo, know what I'm saying? So, I hear dis shit outside, like pop-pop-pop, imma thinkin some niggas going at eachother, I gotta check this shit out yo. So these two freaky-ass goblin fucka's fukin with this plane or what, an' one of em comes at me, an' I'm like "No freak fucks with this nigga!", so I go all karate on is ass, like HUWAAA, HEYAAAA, HYIHACHAAOOOOAA", and you demonstrate by doing a couple of silly looking punches and karate chops, culminating in a high kick that almost trips you."So goblin ova here crumples like a liddle bitch, an I1m like " I gotta fine me some PO-lice , cuz this cracka sho as hell weir' an freaky, an I'm like law abiding an shit. So, is there gon be some dough for me in this or what?" The agent looks at you with eyebrows raised."Ahh, well. Sergeant, could you, ahem, translate for me?" "Kid says that he came out of the establishment to the sounds of the fight, and manage to defeat something in hand to hand combat." The agent looks at you funny, and says"Are you alright, son? Were you perchance hit in the head during this fight?" >sweet lord was this weird. Mah nigga speak is rusty. |