NO FISTO NO

How do magnets work?

Please, not now. Please.

I...have a headache.
That's right!
Actually my whole body hurts!
please don't touch me, i'm in a lot of hurt!

>>14917402
Fisto is programmed for your pleasure.

goddammit

Everybody loves FISTO.

Once.

Prepare your anus.

Wat

here have some FISTO dialog

>>14921753
>>14917328
I remember doing this quest thinking there'd be some female gynoid robot model, not realistic but at least store front plastic mannequin level. Nope. Generic securitron.

Felt that was really, really, creepy.

>>14921793
I don't know about you, but I laughed my ass off.

>>14921793
>I remember doing this quest thinking there'd be some female gynoid robot model, not realistic but at least store front plastic mannequin level.
Same here. Though it wasen't creepy for me but more like a what the fuck am I reading thing.

Hahaha oh wow.

No.

Never let him sneak attack you.

>the BBEG is a rapist sex bot that paralyses people when he rapes them.

>mfw

Be gentle...

Fisto will haunt your dreams and violate your body.

Please assume the position.

I really wonder why they put the 'upgrade' part in it when you select if that's all he got.

FORESHADOWING?!

Yes Man was remotely controlling Fisto the entire time.

consider: Fisto has stubo metal fingers

him... doing stuff... to you - I can only imagine the rips and tears

the breathless anticipation of the garretts is what really pushed it over the edge for me.

>people on /v/ talking about the Pimp Boy 3 Billion
>HAHAHA you guys and your made-up items
>playing New Vegas
>I get it as a quest reward

>>14924574
the numbness will subside in several minutes

my body

Oh dear god.

OH GOD, I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS.

Ok guys here’s the thing….. I think Fisto might actually be the BBEG in our game. We’re playing a fallout pnp set after the events of New Vegas and we all start in freeside doing some jobs for the inhabitants. Here is our party.

Me: A weird cross between the team fortress 2 spy, demo man and engineer, basically I make my own bombs, sneak up on people and plant them in their shoes or something. You can guess the rest.
We have a doctor biker type named Lenny. (Hasn’t really been healing but never the less kicks ass.)
We had a guy who played a sneaky unarmed brawler. (Started as a sniper but remade his character later.)
And finally this awesome man named big stinky, a dumb but nice mutant who liked to clobber stuff. (Why is it the strong dumb characters are always the best bros?)
So we head over to Mick and Ralph who hate James for being a Robophile. They then pay us to install a custom ballistics arm onto fisto to which I agree. Stashing the arm into my backpack I then enter the bar with a fake moustache disguise and hire out Fisto for a few moments disabling him so I could get to work. After a while I finish and head down stairs. A blast is heard and James Garret’s ass has been blown apart by Fisto.

To be continued.

>>14933357

Anyways after a while we’re hired by the surviving Garret Twin to fix Fisto as his arm has been well…. Mysteriously exploded. I agree due to the promise of caps and inspect the arm. Making a few repair checks Fisto tries to thank me the only way it knows how. Good thing my agility is 9! Diving out of the way I get my caps and run for it.

Now at this point we were all laughing and making jokes and I somehow decided to blow up Fisto. Donning another disguise (This one involving a wig made of dead mole rat) I then hire Fisto out, disable him, attached a grenade to his arm and duck tap it in such a way that the next time Fisto ‘fisted’ someone his arm would explode once more.

Leaving the bar another explosion is heard and a arm is seen flying out the window. Big stinky then takes the arm and tells us he’s going to put it on his bike when he gets one as a sort of lance. Every game after that it was heavily implied that Fisto was following us with eerie whispers of “Assume the position!” and that he was after me.

Apparently Fisto had somehow been upgraded with better armour, a power fist and some sort of radar tracking device.
All I know is….. I’m fucked if he catches me….. Good thing I have 9 agility.

So any advice?

Is there a user manual?
No... I guess I'll have to find out by trial and error...

>>14933361
Assume the position.
>either infmrie
You're heading to the infirmary either way.

>>14933405

Damnit I knew someone was gonna say something like that.
I have a 9mm that I'm crap with and my only home made explosive is one of those toy dinosaur things you get from Novac.

So many people keep falling for the
'Oh is that a toy dino?' trick.
But Fisto? How do I bring him down?

>>14933361
Try getting some pulse grenades

>>14933498

I would but I'm down to 29 caps or so and the GM likes making things expensive. A normal grenade costs 50-100 caps depending on how we barter.... then again no one in our group can barter, we're all made to either kill stuff or steal it..... Oh right silly me, I can steal it.

>>14933418
Obviously, you need to trap your ass somehow.

>>14933552

...... that will be my last resort.

>>14933576
Shove a pulse grenade up your ass.

>>14934268

On the one hand, you now have cancer.

On the other hand, this is Fallout, so it's not like cancer makes you weird.

>>14934268
BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS

>>14934268
>>14934285
>>14934272

....Damnit Tg on one hand I now hate you all on the other I still love you.

All I can say is.... never change tg never change.
Still wont help me survive but at least it'll be a good insult to a sex robot if it ever catches me.... seriously though I'm not gonna trap my ass, don't wanna describe to my GM how I'll do it and turn it into a game of Fatal.... instead I'll just trap my pants.

Inb4 forgetting about the bombs when going to the toilet.

>>14934518

GM here...... sif turn to TG for advice.... When he finds you he is going to take you down....

Your only hope are sand wizards.. if they even exist.

>>14934518
Also here's my character. I'm gonna miss him when he dies, he was fun to play.
That's a crate he's gonna trap, there's legion supplies in it. He doesn't like legion at all.

>>14934531
FUKKIN SAND WIZARDS!

Also tg advice might not be helpful but I turn to it for the lols anyways :3

>>14934518
>>14934285
>>14934272
>>14934268
>>14933576
>>14933552
Needs to be screencapped for posterity

>>14934518
Roll for anal circumference.

>>14934557

If my Gm pulls that on me I'm just gonna go NOPE! and leave.

>>14933361

> I’m fucked if he catches me

You have no idea how literal that statement is.

By gods.

>>14934532

>doing Powder Ganger questline
>realize I can help the NCR by killing guys before the invasion
>DYNAMITE IN EVERBODY'S PANTS

Long story short I am now vilified by the Powder Gangers, but I lured them all into the main courtyard and killed most of them. Excited to see how I affect the quest.

Still don't know how they learned I was the one sticking explosives to everyone, I was undetected the entire time.

>>14937369

spoilers:

The quest and ending is fucked, no matter what happens the game assumes the NCR fails to take back the prison