What.

WHAT DID YOU DO

IS IT HERESY

IT'S HERESY ISN'T IT

THAT SERVITOR IS ACTUALLY A PLAGUE SERVITOR

Hatsune Miku?

>>14912932

what did you do?

>>14912932
>Party doesn't get it.

They're not the only ones.

So much heresy it hurt in my game. Oh and thanks /tg/ for the idea of crashing the PCs battlebarge into the Sun to kill the AI servitor. Too bad all of them are still alive and are now stealing another Battlebarge from a rival Inquisitor.

Now to make her your driver.

>>14912932

no but seriously what did you do?

Frankenstein?

Got away with what?

You made a Cyberman?

We have no idea what you are talking about

>>14912932
Servitor with wires out the head. Have to tell you, with absolute knowledge of all robots and cyborgs that would not cause anyone to get it because YOU AREN'T NARROWING IT DOWN!

Oh. I thought you'd done something cool and awesome. You've made a goddamn pirate servitor, haven't you?

OP please explain.

You made this?

rolled 56 = 56

OP Vaugely mentions doing something to something.

Literally. You even skipped the description with "Blah blah insert boring bullshit here"

>Nobody get what I just done.

....starting to wonder if the "What I just done" was "troll /tg/"

>GMing a game of RT
>explorator asks if he can build a servitor out of some noise marine hardware, bio-samples and other random shit
>whynot.jpg
>explorator gathers the parts and builds the thing
>gives a quick description of it, like we haven't heard the whole thing before, makes a point of mentioning long wires on the sides of its head
>whatever
>explorator seems a bit hung up on these wires
>he won't fucking shut up about this servitor, keeps nudging the navigator and talking about wires
>what the hell

The electrical wires are hair and you made a metalhead servitor?

>>14913117
>Doctor Who image
>Noise Marine tech
>Wires (pipes?) on side of head

May fit.

>play game of RT
>fuckawesome space pirate party
>there's that guy
>he makes robot out of some stupid shit
>describes it, don't listen
>too busy space piratin
>yohoho

Does this odd machine have a cone body and scream "EXTERMINATE" Every chance it gets or something?

So what did you make?

>>14913157
But Daleks don't have long wires sticking out of their domes.

>>14913161
Seemingly a troll thread.

mfw OP is now too embarrassed to tell /tg/ what his LOLRANDOM idea was.

OP's servitor

So.....what?
You made Hatsune Miku?

(I actually kinda hope I'm wrong)

OP, if you don't tell us, I'm just going to assume that you made this.

>>14913186
Pipi Langstrumpf: Servitor Imperialis? ...

...


FUCKING AWESOME! Her attack is baffling her opponents with bad logic, than tossing a Horse at them.

It is both living creature and machine, and has the most frightening rationale of both.

The cold unfeeling nature of a machine, and an intense hatred of anything that is unlike itself.

It is either this or a Cyberman. either way, awesome job OP

OP.


You suck.

>>14913186
>>14913117
>>14912948
None of these look like a noise marine with wires sticking out of it's head. Try again, the answer is obvious if you think about it.

Doomrider ?

>>14913214
>Pipi Langstrumpf: Servitor Imperialis? ...

Chaos is fucked. The Dark Eldars are fucked and the Tau will party hard very soon.

Even I got that. Half-noise marine "servitor" with long "electrical wires" on each side of the head.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E15PE7iGT0U
see vid

>>14913222

You mean....No, surely not!

OP decided to make a reference no-one would possibly get in the game?
And that anyone that did would probably have already had him burned for using Noise Marine tech to build a servitor?

Say it ain't so, bro!

>>14913222
You're either OP, or someone on the same fagnatious wavelength.

>doctor who image

He must of made a huge plothole.

>>14913222

So are we just going with "It has a Doom Siren built into it" or something?

>>14913222
I HAVE NO CLUE JUST FUCKING SAY IT

Hatsune Miku doesn't have wires sticking out the side of her head, she has hair. Noise Marine tech does imply a musical theme though. If OP was going for Hatsune Miku then he did a good job throwing everyone off with the wires.

OP - hey guys i did some insignificant shit, but im not telling ya wat!
TG - PLEASE TELL US!

ignore the faggot

Reveal your knowledge you damn heretic!

>>14913222

>>14913245
I love doctor who's sexy, warm, juicy plotholes.

>>14913293
oh, I get it now

>>14913299
I like to fill them with a sonic screwdriver... or just make up long sciency sounding words to explain them.

R2D2 IS A DALEK AND C3PO IS A CYBERMAN!

IT ALL MAKES SENCE NOW.

>>14913293

MY god OP. You are such a faggot.

>>14913305
jk lol
I'M STILL FUCKING CONFUSED OP AND NOW I AM ANGRY

TELL ME WHAT IT IS OR I WILL SODOMIZE YOUR CAT

>>14913311
actually, i like how the new doctor doesn't even bother with trek-style science wordiness. "timey-wimey" was great.

>>14913293
What the fuck looks like that?

Might have made this...

>>14913321
yeah new doctor is great, i liked the first episode he did where he used water skis to jump over that shark.

>>14913324
A crossbreed between a Noise Marine and a Clown.

Just offscreen is their Unicycle Rhino.

At this point, I'll bet it WAS Hatsune Miku, and OP is only just now realizing she has no wires on her head.

>>14913324

No fucking idea, I just put in 400 hours in mspanit based on OP's description.

>>14913330
and then went back in time to erase the shark from history.

It was a cyborg Predator, fuck you guys are as dumb as them.

>>14913353

Predators don't look like noise marines...

It was a cyborg Jamaican, fuck you guys are as dumb as them.

>>14913353
So... the wires were supposed to be his dreadlocks? And noise marine tech somehow made him... what? That's just even dumber.

>>14913353
>nobody gets my joke
>therefore everybody is stupid

Predators don't look ANYTHING like what you described you piece of shit

go suck the shit out of a dog

>>14913353
Just because it makes sense in your twisted mind it does not have to make sense to others OP

>>14913353
>>14913363
I get the feeling... you're not OP. But you are hilarious.

It was a cyborg Pippi Longstocking, fuck you guys are as dumb as them.

It was a cyborg Einstein, fuck you guys are as dumb as them.

>>14913353

Even though this has made absolutely no fucking sense what-so-ever, thank you for the hilarious topic, OP.

It was a cyborg Horse, fuck you guys are as dumb as them.

>>14913371
No, Pippi Longstocking WAS one of the guesses.

>>14913353
Oh, Bullshit.
Two long wires? Noise Marine.

It was Miku, you're just embaressed to admit it.

No, don't bother arguing. You're prolonged silence as you went "uhm..err" and the fact that predator was your answer is damning evidence you can't bounce back from.

ever feel like you're the only smart person left in the word?

goodbye

>>14913353
So you made a predator with noise marine tech, somehow and you gave him wires instead of actual dreadlocks?

I prefer the rocking Cyberman idea.

It was a cyborg candy raver, fuck you guys are as dumb as them.

>>14913353
>servitor made of blah-blah and wires from head.
We should understand that it is predator.

in b4 OP claims to be a glorious troll.

It was a cyborg extension cable, fuck you guys are as dumb as them.

>>14913384
But Miku doesn't look like a noise marine waaaaaarbbbgrrrrbl.

>>14913394
In before "I am not retarded, I was only pretending."

It was an externalization of my inner darkness, fuck you guys are as dumb as them.

>>14913388
>ever feel like you're the only smart person left in the word?
no, but you're making me think that very loudly

8.5/10

you got morning /tg/s panties in a knot bravo

It was herpa derpa, fuck you guys are as dumb as them.

OP did you create Justin Beiber ? Do we have a new god emperor in 40k?

It was a metaphorical refutation of John Donne's famous phrase from Meditation XVII, "No man is an island," founded upon the common communication methods of our modern society, fuck you guys are as dumb as them.

It was a servitor with long electrical wires on each side of the head, fuck you guys are as dumb as them.

It was phone, fuck you guys are as dumb as them.

Best thread on /tg/ right now.

It was a Predatory gay, fuck you guys are as dumb as them.

It was david tennant, fuck you guys are as dumb as them.

It was abstract art, fuck you guys are as dumb as them.

>>14913432

>a predatory gay

Wait, so your servitor prowled around the ship looking for guys to anally violate?

It was my long dead hamster Mr Nibbles who died from getting electrical wires stuck in his head, fuck you guys are as dumb as them.

It was a cyborg version of vladimir putin, only able to comunicate by screaming the soviet anthem. fuck you guys are as dumb as them.

It was Lupus, fuck you guys are as dumb as them

It was jew-cyborg, fuck you guys are as dumb as them.

>Cables on the sides of the head
>Predator
Makes perfect sense

It was OP, fuck you guys are as dumb as them.

it was the butler, fuck you guys are as dumb as them

It was a fuck you guys are as dumb as them, fuck you guys are as dumb as them.

I sense a new meme? The next "Katanas are underpowered in D20?"

It was the ghost of christmas past, fuck you guys are as dumb as them.

It was it, fuck you guys are as dumb as them.

Predator was my first thought actally. it still makes no sense.

>>14912932
What, so you made a weeping angel servitor? There isn't enough gold in the world to make me care.

> create a boring fanwank reference
> team ignores your fanboi rantings and continues to have fun
Warning: You just might be THAT GUY.

it was the emperor, fuck you guys are as dumb as them.

it was "fuck you guys are as dumb as them", fuck you guys are as dumb as them.

it was a planet and the man is a room outside, fuck you guys are as dumb as them

it was my dick, fuck you guys are as dumb as them

>>14913486
yo dawg, i heard you were as dumb as them...

Ai from system shock?

It was Colonel Mustard in the study with the rope, fuck you guys are as dumb as them.

It was Creed, tactical genius, fuck you guys are as dumb as them.

It was them, fuck you guys are as dumb as them.

It was Laura Palmer's father, fuck you guys are as dumb as them.

It was you guys, fuck you guys are as dumb as them.

>>14913517
You're the third guy doing that one.
Creativity, what's that?

It was the third guy doing that one, fuck you guys are as dumb as them.

>>14913523
>>14913533
Stay excellent, /tg/

It was some guy spoiling twin peaks for me, fuck you guys are as dumb as them.

It was best thread on /tg/ right now, fuck you guys are as dumb as them.

>>14913293
I decided to MSPaint your vision.

I'm afraid I have no talent.

It actually really could be a cybermen, they have the same phyical structure and have 2 weird wires coming out of their head, fuck maybe you guys aren't as dumb as them.

>>14913589
If that's not a cyborg predator then i don't know what is.

Vic rattlehead? (megadeth's mascot)

You're all missing the very obvious answer.

It was as dumb as them, fuck you guys are as dumb as them.

WAIT A MOMENT

how the fuck does /tg/ jump from a game of rogue trader, a faggot op, noise marine, biological samples and wires to

hatsune miku?

I don't get it guys, is this a new meme I am unaware of?

It was as dumb as them, fuck you guys are Predators

>>14913589
wait...is its uvula...smiling?

>>14913589
OH now I see it
it really does look like a Predator
how did I not immediately jump to this from OP's description

>>14913610
wires on each side of the head -> twintails

>>14913498
That AI was called SHODAN and yeah, she does have wires sticking out of the side of her head, fuck you guys are as dumb as them.

>>14913622
Imagine if he was a cyborg. exactly, now fuck off.

>>14913641
>he doesn't know how to sage!

>>14913641
Hate to break it to you OP but....Predators don't have 2 sets of tendril-dreads.

>>14913641
>saged
Oh shit son what are you doing, fuck you're as dumb as them.

>>14913648
I never said 2 sets, dickhead.

>>14913661
>mention a set of long electrical wires on each side of the head
>A set of wires
>Each side of head

>>14913661
>he still doesn't know how to sage!
>laughinggirls.jpg

>>14913668
all 4 sides of the head, ie hair

i feel so alone, everyone else is so fucking stupid these days, i'm going to go meditate, bye.

>>14913641
what?
no, I was ridiculing you...
there is no way that anybody could jump to that conclusion from the clues you gave
1. what does a Predator have to do with noise?
when I hear noise marine, I think of something loud, hell, Predator is damn quiet usually
2. Predator has dreadlocks, not wires, on the sides of his head... even if you said hair I would still have NO CLUE which of the 50 billion things that have HAIR ON THE SIDES OF THEIR HEADS you were referring to
3. Noise marines don't really physically resemble a Predator either...
maybe they might have similar skin coloring, but the mouth and face is different, noise marines have sort of a melted human face

so, in brief, there is no way a person could correctly figure this out from the given clues and you are a moron
every time you say something that is not "I might have been wrong about assuming people would get this" only serves to confirm it, just admit that you didn't think it through

I pictured this.

>>14913661
>do a quick physical description "blah blah insert boring bullshit here" mention a set of long electrical wires on each side of the head.
>each side of the head
>each side
>Implying two

Whereas the Predators tendril/dreads run along the sides and back. But you'd know that if you'd watched the film instead of spending on your knees you badger cunting moron.

>Implying the OP sucks cocks

>>14913677
>all 4 sides of the head,
>head
>more or less a sphere
>4 sides

laughing_girls.jpg

>>14913678
-Summer Glau

>>14913677
Oh I see.

Like this? All four sides.

>>14913677
>i feel so alone, everyone else is so fucking stupid these days, i'm going to go meditate, bye

This is one of the funniest things I've ever read.

>instead of spending on your knees

are you OP?

>>14913677
Cousin It?

>>14913677
4 sides?
I didn't know heads were square
HOLY FUCK ARE YOU THE TIMECUBE GUY
this all makes perfect sense now
http://www.timecube.com/

>>14913715
this is what I am going to assume OP was talking about.

>>14913704
Your next BBEG. He's a noise marine, but acts like a Predator.

>>14913724
You know, that could actually work. Just play snatches of songs that fit the situation. Like "another one bites the dust" whenever he kills someone

>>14913677
>i'm going to go meditate, bye

Maybe you should spend that time learning basic shapes, boy.

>>14913717
PREDATOR HEAD HAS 4 SIDES
SIMULTANEOUS WIRE HAIR
NOISE MARINE
ONLY WITH WIRE HEAD
**********
ALL PEOPLE in GAME GROUP and THREAD are
"IDIOTS"
EVIL POSTERS
block and surpress
www.predatornoisemarine.com
You are educated evil,
and might have to kill
the evil ONE teaching
educators before you
can learn that predaror
noise marine actually exist
-but all Wire Head Truth denied.

wow, that works surprisingly well

>>14913724
>Implying they don't already.

>>14913753
>TIMECUBE
ARGHNOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>14913677

you're alone because you're a wanker. not because you're ubermensch.

it was totally Miku.

>>14913764
I prefer to believe it actually was a Predator, with a box head.

The mental image is much more humorous.

is the point that no one realises you made a mide controled slave?

this video somehow seems relevant
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAxy_af97oM

>>14913764
>implying roboMiku is partially organic
I find that slanderous.

>>14913786

It was Element Girl, appearing only in seven issues (1967-1968) of Metamorpho AND one issue of Neil Gaiman's Sandman, fuck you guys are as dumb as them.

>>14913678
actualy I think they are like tenticals or something.

>>14913803
now, you see, THIS I would laugh at
it would have been a humorous answer

not a fucktarded answer

It was Steve, the long haired guy from my biology class. Fuck you guys are as dumb as them.

>>14913803
>you are as dumb as them
>them
Which them?

Also, why do you expect anyone on the internet to recognize an incredibly vague reference to an incredibly obscure character in a book few people on 4chan have read?

>>14913809
you're probably right, I'm no expert
I've only ever seen the first movie (loved it) and AvP (kept my interest at least)

It was the most evil monster of all.... Man, fuck you guys are as dumb as them.

>>14913809
yeah, they're organic. people just call them dreads because...well...they look like dreadlocks.

Wait erm, I did that wrong, gotta keep with the thread.

They're called dreads because they look like dreads, fuck you guys are as dumb as them.

>>14913786
what are you gonna do about Miku, huh huh?

>>14913822
I don't think it's really OP, look earlier in the thread
this is a joke answer

It was the spirit of the jazz. Fuck you guys are as dumb as them.

>>14913828
>a set of long electrical wires on each side
>a set on each side
That's not dreads, that's pigtails. For dreads, see the Predator.

>1. what does a Predator have to do with noise?
they look identical you idiot

>2. Predator has dreadlocks, not wires
it's a cyborg you idiot

your picture looks exactly like a predator, you proved my point. thanks buddy. die in a fire.

>came up with patch work fan fic character
>gave inaccurate and woefully poor description of character.
>my description is so bad no one has any idea what i am talking about

Therefore I am the best QED

>>14913851
I'm telling you man, the armor is completely fucking different

your picture looks exactly like a full on banging super amp, you proved my point. thanks buddy. die in a fire.

rolled 32 = 32

>>14913851
>Predators and noise look alike.

Hey dudes I have a riddle for you guys

What's the thing with two things on the side of the thing that thing when you thing them?

>>14913851
>they look identical you idiot
>Predators and Noise Marines
>Looking Identical

For the first time in my many years of being on 4chan, I'm absolutely puzzled whether or not I'm being trolled, or if he's just stupid.

>>14913883
The thing i sent ya.
(Did you get it?)

SERIOUSLY GUYS WHY ARE YOU SO DUMB

OP built a cyborg with a ghettoblaster?

>>noisy marean
huge bolky brightly colored power armor

>> preditor
fish net body stocking and bone neclass

could not be more similar

Things I thought,
Zombie Jack Sparrow, Predator, Your Mom, Your Grandma, BEARS, BEES, Emprahesque.

Fuck you guys it was the demons! And Op was as dumb as the demons.

>>14913892
>parted hair looks the same as pigtails lawl
Or you just described it badly. Pick one.

Either way, you fail.

A slight similarity in terms of helmet design. All the same, OP is a faggot. Go meditate or something.

>>14913883
The ting with the ting!

>>14913906
So the only similarity is drawn from a specific design of helmet of a range of helmets the noise marines wear?
Holy shit OP how did they not get it?

It was a cyborg Rastafari, fuck you guys are as dumb as them.

>>14913938
I tried to use the Predator as a demonstration of what dreads look like, to prove that "wires coming from both sides of head" does NOT sound like what dreads look like.

People decided I somehow meant "noise marines look like the Predator"

>>14913949
Then how the fuck did you expect people to.....
Oh jesus christ. Are you twelve?

>>14913677

>>14913948
This isn't even funny.

Predators clearly do look like noise marines, if they were cyborgs they'd have wires rather than dreads.

fuck maybe OP is the genius and we are in fact as dumb as them.

>>14913949
>People decided I somehow meant "noise marines look like the Predator"

>>14913222
>>14913353
Just....cut your losses now man.

>>14913962
How did I expect people to what? Know what I was saying by reading what I said and understanding the words in a logical and rational manner?

I'm not the OP. I was only saying that the OP's description sounded like PIGTAILS, and NOT like dreads.

>mfw this thread

>>14913979

>>14913987


It was that they thought you were the OP, fuck you guys are as dumb as them.

It was me, i was the turkey all along, fuck you guys are as dumb as them.

>>14913987
>I AM INCOHERENT AND THEREFORE EVERYONE IS STUPID

Best thread on /tg/ this year.

>>14914022
I never said anyone was stupid.

>>14914028
Fuck you guys are as dumb as them.

This thread is hilarious.

Not because Chuckles McGee up there made an uneccesary and unhelpful reference. Not because the reference was so poorly made as to be utterly unintelligible. Not even because he was genuinely offended that people didn't see it. No, this thread is hilarious because he is still here, defending his decision, hours after the fact.

It's like watching a man slowly let himself burn to death, because he refuses to accept that the fire he is standing in is hot.

fuck maybe OP is the genius and we are in fact as dumb as them, fuck you guys are as dumb as them.

>>14914048
He's not the OP btw, fuck you guys are as dumb as them.

If I was OP, but, y'know, not a cumguzzling idiot, I wouldn't be all "WIRES UPSIDE THE HEAD!" I'd make one (or both, why not) of these

>>14914051
wat

>>14914064
Regardless, he mad. Or at least bordering on mad.

>>14913892
>>14913803

She's also in Flashpoint, to give a recent reference

hey OP how does it feel that your friends didnt get the joke because your That Guy and cant come up with anything original to save your own dangly bits
and are probably talking about how annoying you are behind your back because you probably got upset at them for not getting it
they probably also find the fact you meditate hilarious

It was the trolls, fuck you guys are as dumb as them.

>>14913995
I can't believe it took this long for someone to bring arny into this

My head is full of fuck, fuck you guys are as dumb as them

>op meditates
I can just hear his mantra:
OM MANI PADME DERP DERP DERP

>mfw this thread

>OP's face

somebody archive this.

>>14914171
HURRRR HURRR HURR HUUUUUUURRRRRR

Hey Faggots,

My name is OP, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their misinterpreting descriptions. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any obscure references? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even dumber than them.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I’m a whiz at pictionary. What games do you play, other than “make incorrect guesses in response to a vague description”? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was dumber than them). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

>>14914093

It should have been obvious anyway. I mean, how is it even possible that you guys are as dumb as them?

>>14914188
>She just blew me; Shit was dumber than them
Goddamnit, now there's coke all over my monitor.

>>14914188
Hai John, shouldn't you be over at /x/ right now?

I have not read the thread, only the first post.

Is it a robot predator OP ?

>>14914229
Obviously not, fuck you're as dumb as them.

just took dump.
feel better now.
came out more smooth then expected.
is turking high in fiber?
must investigate further

This is when I wish I had the two space marines playing pictionary comic. That shit would be perfect to shop for this.

>>14914199
Piss off faggot, can't you see a bro trying to meditate here?

>>14914257
But John you are as dumb as them. And John was as dumb as them

>>14914184

>Herg derg I base my comparison on one illustration of noise marines and forget that EVERY OTHER DEPICTION DOES NOT LOOK EXACTLY LIKE THAT. AND THAT ONE ISN'T EVEN VERY CLOSE TO WHAT I'M GETTING AT.
>Fuck, you guys really are as dumb as them.

Thank you OP
my day has been quite shitty so far , and then my computer died so now I have to use my netbook.
But your thread made me laugh, don`t let the haters get you down, they are just as dumb as them

>>14914251

here you go bro

OP, for making a predator: you suck. For not telling us how lame the project was: you suck.

If however, you'd modified it so it was a gigantic death speaker (i.e. the NOISE from a noise marine) and the wires were the stereo input... THAT would be awesome.

But it wasn't.

So you suck.

>>14914229

I do believe this shit has just been archived.

>>14914229
>I haven't read the whole thread.
Then, fuck, you ARE as dumb as them.

It was colonel mustard in the kitchen with the candlestick, fuck you guys are as dumb as them.

>>14914331
>>14914331
WE'VE ALREADY DONE THAT ONE!

>>14914340
>Retarded descriptions are simply the best intellectual concepts in the world

so true

It was a cyborg Nathan Explosion, you guys are as dumb as them.

It was Professor Plum, in the Kitchen, with the candlestick. Fuck you guys are as dumb as them.

>>14914229
Obvious samefag.

>>14914364
wouldn't it be pickles? don't cut the red wire...

>>14914380
Good point, well made.

>>14914398
there needs to be a fanfic about dethklok fucking up the imperium.

>>14914413
Deathkloks music empire is infact in the eye of terror. They are rocking out on a Khorne daemon world, proving that Slaanesh isn't the ONLY one who knows how to party.

>this thread

>>14914051
Fuck guys, I just figured it out. You see, Noise Marines sometimes wear helmets, you know who else where's helmets? Megaman.

Megaman also connects himself to defeated bosses by acquiring their weapons. You know what else makes connections? Wires

It was Megaman. Fuck you guys are as dumb as them.

glorious thread

>>14914427
i have a different image... murderface calling the emperor a faggot and accidentally breaking the golden throne.

>>14914452
who is this faggot and why is in this gay golden chair?

>>14913753
Greatest post I've seen in /tg/ ever.

>>14914476
he ams been dead for ten thousand years, that ams pretty brutal.

>>14914491
What's this a reference to?

>>14914491
maybe he is just needings a doctors

>>14914503
shut up toki, he's dead. all the doctors do is keep him in that gay golden chair

>>14914503
>>14914491
Guys? What's this referencing? I am curious...

For the last time guys, stay the fuck away from my webway portal.
Jesus christ. Now where are my fuckin' chips.

>>14914484
you have no idea how happy this makes me

>>14914517
guys, we should all get these chairs and have sacrifices to keep us alive, because that's fucking brutal.

except i don't want the chair to be gay like his.

It was a servitor, fuck you guys are as dumb as them.

>>14914522
http://www.adultswim.co.uk/videos/metalocalypse/dethgovernor

>>14914534
that chair is totally gay. but the sacrifices are pretty cool.

>>14914561
guys, i hate to tell you this, but the imperium can barelly support the emperor's sacrifices, let alone six times that...

>>14914551
Thanks a bunch mate!
Here's a virtual cookie. No tits, I fear. Safe for work and all...

>>14914571
So just unplug the old bastard

>>14914582
but humanity relies on him to travel through the warp

>>14914571
Gentlemen,
It appears Dethklok are attempting to overthrow the Imperium. We all know what would surely happen if they were to succeed. Here is our imperial expert with more information:

A predator? was i the only one thinking a chaos space parrot to sit on OP's shoulder.

>>14914592
just shut up
shut up
we'll be the beacon
we'll make space travel...

>>14914608

FUCKING METAL

>>14914608

The Emperor wakes up.

Instead of being the beacon of the Empire's navigation, it is replaced with the power of METAL.

Dethklok, the Eternal Concert.

>>14914617
It... ehm... it already is. Fucking Demons and trippy shit everywhere. Just need to add a soundtrack and build all the ships to look like giant Harley Davidsons.

>>14914629
yeah, that ams kinda metal. but it ams being made also dildos by the gay chair and the deads guys.

>>14914653
yeah... that chair is pretty gay, we could totally make its more metals

>>14914653
You guys should visit the Eye of Terror. I think you'll like it there.

Here, a free ticket for all of you to the Eye of terror. They've got insane murderous Noise Marines there. I bet you guys can have a nice jamming session together.

>>14914670
this reminds me of the time I built a servitor out of some noise marine tech
I stuck some long electrical wires on each side of the head


>nobody get what I just done.

>MFW I completely get away with it.

>>14914708
And the circle of life is complete...

>>14914670
do they have... cocaaaaaaaaaine?

>>14914728
(where's a doomrider pick when you need one)

They sure do! And lots of drugs so powerful you'll never even survive them!

this thread has gotten significantly more boring with the Dethklok RPing...

>>14914821
I've got it out of my system, I can go back to being as dumb as them

>>14914821
I never really got into that show...

HE MADE A FUCKING SERVITOR GUITAR AMPLIFIER YOU FAGGOTS.

Noise Marine Tech. Wires. Jesus christ, you're gay today /tg/.

COLONEL MUSTARD

IN THE KITCHEN

WITH A MASSIVE BLOOD-SMEARED ERECTION

>>14914876
yeah, but that would make sense
read the rest of the thread dude
read it and despair

>>14914866
I'm watching it now and it's... kinda too over the top, too stupid. And I'm a fucking Metalhead.

Worth a watch, but not really good.

>>14914909

it's one of those shows that becomes addictive after two or three eps

>the entirety of this goddamn thread.

>>14914909
That's the point. Its a parody of the whole metal lifestyle.

>>14914909
>kinda too over the top, too stupid

ITS FUCKING SATIRE JESUS CHRIST, YOU GUYS ARE AS DUMB AS THEM