Marneus Calgar's cheaper non-union Mexican equivalent.

>>14868395
They use habanero peppers in their flamers. On the upside, their salsa is the best in the known galaxy.

Something stereotypically hispanic I guess.

Oh oh oh!! Rhinos can carry a squad of 20.

they come from planet Tak-0

they got mariachi chaplains (good version of sound marines.

they have the worst techmarines

All of the chapter's vehicles are painted to primer.

inb4poorhigyene
inb4lazy,fat(spoilers:weare)
inb4ninja'd

Anyway, don't suppose we could get some Charros up this bitch? I still yearn for that silver age México of yore, with it's Tres Garcia and bullfighting and whatnot. Do Horses still exist on the WH world?

so instead of skulls and shadowy gothic, there are candy skulls and bright colours? Servitors are just fat guys in tank tops with a belt of wrenches? Cherubs are young kids selling chicle?!

...I like this.

>>14868686
techmairnes on par with Ork Tek Boyz - all their equipment looks like it's been stolen from orks.

All tanks are wheeled and have hydraulics.

Instead of Gene-seed, Bean-seed.

the chapter master wears a silver mask. every marine that is without helmet wears one

This is now a special character.

Se dice Rhino. Que es un Rhino cabron? Oh... oh El Camino? Si, yo sabe El Camino.

>>14869132
WS 6, BS 4, S 5, T 4, I 6, A 3, W 3, 3+, 4++, FNP

Special Rules: Furious Charge, Fearless, Stubborn

You just fucked with the wrong Mexican: At the end of the Assault Phase, Machete's attacks characteristic goes up by 1 for each casualty taken by his squad. These attacks count towards the next assault phase, after which they go back to their base number of 3, until, of course, when the casualties are added up again at the end of THAT assault phase.

Machete Improvises: Machete has himself and grants whatever squad he has joined the Move Through Cover, Counter-Attack, and Preferred Enemy Special Rules.

Wargear:
Machetes (2 Master-Crafted Power Weapons)
Power Armour
Iron Halo
Frag and Krak Grenades

Chaplain.

>>14869512
Mexicans are lazy, though. All Mexican Marines must be slow and ponderous. Also, at the end of every turn, you must roll a die. On a 1, they take a siesta and cannot move or shoot. But on the NEXT turn, they are well rested and can repair any damaged vehicles, shoot at +1 BS, fight at +1 WS, and mow your lawn.

>>14869512
Needs more hot dickings.

>>14869529
Stat him /tg/! I can't into 40k rules!

This is hilariously offensive.

I feel that Mexican Marines should also get a lower point cost to add a marine to a squad, since they do work for less.

>>14869569
But they don't stick around as long. They should have lower Ld.

Definitely initiative 2 at best. Well, unless the guy who owns the house is standing there watching them, but I'm not sure how to model that rules-wise

>>14869917
Bringing a Chaplain along negates it?

>No mariachis
>No Luchadores

No Mexicanum

>>14869951
>Mariachis
Devastators.
>Luchadores
Assault Marines.

>>14869963
Luchadores need to be either an Elite choice akin to Wolf Guard or a Fast Attack choice akin to Vanguard, and they all need to have a power similar to Grabba Sticks or something, IDK.

what about there dreadnoughts?

>>14870019
They would be like regular Dreadnoughts. except that they also have an outer hull made of cardboard, covered in brightly colored strips of paper.
Oh, and inside the dreadnought there's also lots of candy for whoever eventually busts it open

I agree that there should be awesome Mexican Marines too, like the previously mentioned Charros, Luchadors, and Mariachi. Make those the Elite and Fast Attack choices somehow. Normal marines can be lazy beaners, but lets have some awesome too?

tl;dr lets do both ideas

>>14870074
OP agrees. Especially since a lot of Mexican stuff is actually pretty cool.
How about a bit of fluff to go with them, then?

The Mexican Marines main Fortress Monastery is actually a huge Aztec or Mayan style pyramid, where they occasionally hold huge feasts and, since they aren't one of the "Keep the marines and the normal people separate", often invite the planetary populace to the feast out on the "courtyard", as it were. Of course, the citizens are not allowed in the Fortress, that'd go a bit too far.

How about some of their accomplishments?

>>14870019
Low-Riders. Black. Flames painted on. They have horns that blast La Cucaracha.

>>14870155
No citizens are allowed inside, but there are a million keys to get into the fortress floating around from when they were lying to their landlord about how many marines were staying there.

Tak-0, the mexican marines homeworld is also a tomb world. However the necrons that inhabit it are defective, exactly once a year the necrons rise from the central desert in the main continent, for a week they remain completely silent and still. During this time the general populace spends their time decorating them in vibrant colors and candy, in preparation for a great party. After an exact week the necrons wake up and the party begins, there's almost no bloodshed as the marines and Tak-0's PDF quickly phase them out. This celebration is known to them as "El Día de los Muertos" an excellent occasion to train and praise the supremacy of men over the aliens and death.

>>14870283
This is brilliant!

We still need some accomplishments, some major characters, some more fluff.

Also, a drawfag or writefag would make it awesome.

Can we get some Mexican Sisters of Battle?

I'm offended and also strangely amused by this thread. Proceed.

>>14868504
>>14868780
>>14869132
>>14870051
>>14870206

Brilliant

Sergeants should get to upgrade their squad with "combat drugs" for an extra 20 points. The squad has to roll against addiction that increases with each use of the drugs.
Starts at 1, by the sixth use addiction is inevitable.
Roll 1d6, remove that many wounds from the squad. If you roll a 1, you instead add another wound.
When addicted, the squad must continue to use the combat drugs (which risks wounding one member of the squad) even when not in combat.

Somehow a taco truck or cart should be incorporated.

all marines cost a quarter of the basic cost but you can to roll to see if theyre sleeping on the job or mishandling tools.

gringos pendejos, I mean, carry on!

I only signed up for the super dangerous firecrackers.

This guy should be the Captain of the Eighth company. He uses the wings to fly around quickly before landing on a squad with his stinger.

Their initiates wear their Scout Armor pants too low, and so can only move 5" in the movement phase and cannot make sweeping advances. On the plus side, all the shouting they do and hand signs they flash intimidates their enemy, causing any enemy model within 24" and with LoS to the scouts to suffer a -1 LD penalty.

>>14870283
This is GLORIOUS.

It's rare that a thread is both super racist and super awesome.

The Mexicanum should come with MAC pattern bolters. They're smaller, of a different shape, and are usually silenced.

The HQ units should all have ornately decorated, Artificer weapons by default.

Thunder Hammer?

Ooh, what about bullfighters, guerrilla fighters with them bullet belts, some feral world IG with them obsidian swords and Aztec theme? Also drug cartels and Santa Muerte cultists, are they in?

Cannot believe this has not been posted yet.

Archived for the future lulz.

>>14871016
...So, what, las-guns?
covered in spirals and stuff.