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    58 KB How do you like your Dwarf women? Anonymous 05/07/11(Sat)20:05 No.14848618  
    Dwarf Women With or without beards?
    Seriously.
    Last time I checked all DnD art show smooth faced highland lasses
    >> Anonymous 05/07/11(Sat)20:08 No.14848649
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    Seriously? No one?
    FIne art dump time
    >> Anonymous 05/07/11(Sat)20:09 No.14848656
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    >> Anonymous 05/07/11(Sat)20:11 No.14848674
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    tropical takeduct
    >> Anonymous 05/07/11(Sat)20:11 No.14848682
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    >> Anonymous 05/07/11(Sat)20:12 No.14848687
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    >> Anonymous 05/07/11(Sat)20:13 No.14848691
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    >> Anonymous 05/07/11(Sat)20:13 No.14848693
    you'd think that thick facial hair on either sex would be disadvantgous to a race that loves to fight and live around a forge. Hair is flammable as fuck.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/11(Sat)20:15 No.14848721
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    >> Anonymous 05/07/11(Sat)20:16 No.14848729
    >>14848693
    >Hair is flammable as fuck.

    You are assuming that dwarf hair is made of the same thing as human hair. Dwarf hair is fireproof and tough enough to withstand most blows, to the point that a dwarf's beard serves as rudimentary armour and welding apron.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/11(Sat)20:16 No.14848734
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    >>14848693
    Yeah That is what I figure.
    Look here
    >> Anonymous 05/07/11(Sat)20:17 No.14848744
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    Can't have.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/11(Sat)20:17 No.14848745
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    >>14848729
    I suppose....
    >> Anonymous 05/07/11(Sat)20:19 No.14848758
    Gimli was joking when he said Dorf women have beards.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/11(Sat)20:19 No.14848761
    >>14848758

    Nah, that was Aragorn.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/11(Sat)20:21 No.14848776
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    ...
    Ok I have very few SFW female dwarfs in my files... and those make up half of them...
    >> Anonymous 05/07/11(Sat)20:24 No.14848808
    >>14848691
    >>14848721
    These two are how I see it. Sure, smaller women would have rounder features, but why go muscledwarves or actiondwarf when talking about the common denominator.

    Besides, I'm sure small, peach faced women could fetch some fame as courtesans and performers. Imagine dwarf Hepburn.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/11(Sat)20:28 No.14848841
    >Imagine dwarf Hepburn.

    To quote Jeremy Clarkson, "Ahhh~ I'm having a crisis~"
    >> Anonymous 05/07/11(Sat)20:29 No.14848861
    >>14848841
    I have to agree.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/11(Sat)20:32 No.14848883
    I'm ok with FemDorf beards. I'm also ok with barefaced FemDorfs, or "cleanshaven" FemDorfs.

    Of course, I'm also ok with the idea that non-Dorfs can't tell the difference between male and female Dorfs, so maybe my opinion is suspect.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/11(Sat)20:34 No.14848917
    dwarven beards being fire proof doesnt negate the fact that having facial hair in any kind of fight is an obvious disadvantage that most real life "warrior" races intentionally removed.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/11(Sat)20:38 No.14848961
    >>14848729
    >>14848917

    I think they don't care enough to change that. Also, I imagine there's a really good reason why dwarves consider a badly groomed beard to be pretty damn terrible.

    >>14848808
    I just think these are not wide enough. Make 'em a bit stout is all, it isn't like they are uglier for it.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/11(Sat)20:40 No.14848981
    >>14848961
    Really? Never thought of it that way...
    >> Anonymous 05/07/11(Sat)20:41 No.14848986
    >>14848917
    >facial hair in any kind of fight is an obvious disadvantage
    That would have to be a lot of facial hair. Trimmed mustache or beard offers no real advantage or disadvantage in a brawl, and absolutely matters not in a weapons based fight.
    Frequent shaving can open skin to irritation/infection in some environments.
    And "Real Life Warrior Races" aren't. Mongols often had facial hair, as did Scythians, Norsemen, Celts and Bactians. Many favouring stupidly long mustaches which could actually be grabbed in a fight.
    The Romans, with their fetish for not being barbarians were clean shaven, and many modern armies use it as a method for enforcing homogeny, with the excuse that it effects how quickly/well one can don protective masks, and utter lies about hygene.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/11(Sat)20:43 No.14849012
    >>14848986
    Didn't the clean shaven, short haircut military stuff start in WW1 as a way to cut down on lice?
    >> Anonymous 05/07/11(Sat)20:45 No.14849023
    >>14849012
    The standardized styling I think.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/11(Sat)20:45 No.14849025
    I like my dwarfs as genderless creatures that sprout out of holes in the ground.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/11(Sat)20:46 No.14849042
    As silly as it is, the first thought I have when I hear "female dwarf" is of an anvil. Obviously that is your fault, /tg/.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/11(Sat)20:47 No.14849059
    >>14848986
    And Sikhs. those guys have some real big beards.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/11(Sat)20:48 No.14849060
    Damnit, anyone have a link to the discussion of the Dwarven bard as a "Dwarven Babysmith"?
    >> Anonymous 05/07/11(Sat)20:48 No.14849065
    >>14848734
    God this image annoys me.

    Because apparently 'exploring different standards of beauty' means that the women are a lot less physiologically divergent than the men.

    If you're going to put that as a caption, at least go all the way.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/11(Sat)20:49 No.14849076
    >>14849012

    Shaving became popular in WW1 because it made it much, much easier for military men to get gas masks securely on. After the war ended, the men who returned passed down the same habit to their sons.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/11(Sat)20:50 No.14849083
    A female dwarf's beard is found lower on the body. What isn't commonly known, is that when a male dwarf is born, part of his mother's beard attaches to his face and becomes his beard.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/11(Sat)20:50 No.14849087
    >>14849076
    Before WWI moustaches were mandatory in the British army.
    It was only stopped because of the influx of new recruits who were too young to grow a proper moustache.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/11(Sat)20:51 No.14849097
    >>14849083
    >I'm okay with this.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/11(Sat)20:51 No.14849101
    Since when have dwarf women existed?
    >> Anonymous 05/07/11(Sat)20:52 No.14849105
    >>14849097
    >I'm not
    >> Anonymous 05/07/11(Sat)20:52 No.14849107
    Is it me or are Dwarves just one of the funnier races of DnD?
    >> Anonymous 05/07/11(Sat)20:53 No.14849110
    >>14848618
    >smooth faced highland lasses
    I'm Scottish. I'm okay with this.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/11(Sat)20:58 No.14849157
    >>14849065
    Artist have fun with wording. I think it was just their way saying "Let me draw Tasteful Near nudes"
    And I think the guy who posted it was just pointing to the dwarfs.
    >>14849110
    Agreeable indeed.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/11(Sat)21:13 No.14849296
    To be brutally honest.
    I like My Dwarven lasses shaved.
    >> Kadol Zasishen (Crystalpassionate) 05/07/11(Sat)21:23 No.14849394
    >>14848618
    i like them bearded and with penis, but with breasts
    >> Anonymous 05/07/11(Sat)21:36 No.14849533
    Every Homebrew I've played in has had it slightly different in terms of Dwarves and their facial hair.

    Some have it the more traditional, Men have beards all day-err day, and women don't. Others have had it wear not even men always have to have beards, but could easily grow them, as could women.

    I think the most interesting though was a setting where the Dwarven society is matriarchal, and the matriarch of each clan had an obscenely large and detailed beard. Like, 4 to 6 feet long, braided, dyed, looped, bunned, what ever. It was a sign of opulence and wealth, a way to show how sophisticated and rich that particular clan was. The beard was attended to quite often by maidens, and was often not allowed to drag on the ground.

    If I remember correctly, none of the other women in the clan were allowed to grow beards, unless they were either the clan matriarch, or an heir, and of course the heir's beards were only allowed to be so long, if they chose to grow them.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/11(Sat)21:36 No.14849538
    >>14849394
    shhhh
    We're trying to pretend that /tg/ isn't just a worksafe front for /d/
    >> Anonymous 05/07/11(Sat)21:47 No.14849654
    I approve of this thread.

    Anywho, I love beards on all dwarfs and I feel that we often get beardless lasses because we anthropomorphize our standards of beauty onto a decidedly un-human culture.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/11(Sat)21:58 No.14849759
    People only think of dwarven women as bearded because of their old custom of them having to cover their face and hair. A show of modesty and complement for the image of the industrious dwarf, avoiding vanity and vapidness. Folk tales and peasant rumours just transformed it into something else.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/11(Sat)22:00 No.14849772
    >>14849759
    >their old custom of them having to cover their face and hair.
    >mfw muslim dwarves
    >mfw I have no face
    >> Anonymous 05/07/11(Sat)22:01 No.14849773
    >>14849759
    >>14849654
    Sounds about what I think
    >> Anonymous 05/07/11(Sat)22:03 No.14849789
    >>14849772
    Thats It! Next Dwarf I make is going to be a Muslim!
    >> Anonymous 05/07/11(Sat)22:05 No.14849805
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    I LEIKS MAH STUNTIES LEIK I LIEKZ MAH GOBBINZ
    SMASHED
    >> Anonymous 05/07/11(Sat)22:07 No.14849827
    I work at a pioneer village.

    Dan, our blacksmith, says that smiths wore large beards because when it caught a cinder, the stink of burning hair would let them know so they could put it out.

    Also, apparently, he says, hair burns slower than clothing.

    The moar you know.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/11(Sat)22:08 No.14849839
    anyone have the I'VE SOLVED IT picture?

    You know the one
    >> Anonymous 05/07/11(Sat)22:19 No.14849902
    I've always wanted to play a dwarf who has views on hair like those held in ancient Egypt: The only thing better than a rocking head of hair is to be totally bald, so lets all shave off all of our hair and then invest in some truly awesome wigs. This lets dwarves craft up their beards in the smithy out of badass things like spun gold or dragonwool, which is kind of a natural fit when you think about it. Why leave something so important to your identity and social standing as a dwarf to the fickle whims of NATURE? That's shit that elves do.

    Forging your first beard would be a sweet rite of manhood for young dwarves, and you could have dwarves that keep going on about naturally grown beards as being hopelessly barbaric. You can have dwarven warriors with beards made out of hair scalped off of their slain foes. You can have the GOLDEN BEARD OF THE UNDERKINGS, which has been passed down from father to son through the lines of dwarven nobility for hundreds of generations, over which clans have fought horrific blood-feud down to the last clan member.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/11(Sat)22:20 No.14849912
    >>14849902
    Sweet jesus.... that makes...

    Well to be honest it makes sense.
    ANd a lot of it
    >> Anonymous 05/07/11(Sat)22:23 No.14849938
    >>14849902
    >>14849912
    Shaven soldiers with tribal accesories in battle

    Bearded fabulous dwarven everything wherever else

    Good job
    >> Anonymous 05/07/11(Sat)22:26 No.14849953
    >>14849902
    >naturally grown beards as being hopelessly barbaric.
    >dwarven warriors with beards made out of hair scalped off of their slain foes.

    Sounds like a bunch of short, angry transhumanists.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/11(Sat)22:28 No.14849972
    >>14849953
    Scary...
    But what about the women?
    >> Anonymous 05/07/11(Sat)22:32 No.14849991
    >>14849972
    The braidiest wigs you can think of, in the richest materials they can get, which go out the moment anything but socializing is afoot.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/11(Sat)22:46 No.14850100
    I have too many puns in response to >>14849991
    >> Anonymous 05/07/11(Sat)22:51 No.14850133
    >>14850100
    >too many puns
    Bullshit, let's have em.

    And remember, the only good pun is a bad pun.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/11(Sat)22:51 No.14850141
    without, you fucking weirdo
    >> Anonymous 05/07/11(Sat)23:02 No.14850226
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    >>14849972
    If dwarves can spin a fetter for Fenrir out of cat footfalls and fish breath, I'm pretty sure dwarven women can weave beards out of orgasms and lighting. But I do agree on the 'lots of braiding' part, although most beads involve a good deal of braiding regardless of gender. Anything else is probably just too simple for the beardsmith to really have put any effort into his art, and richly made dwarven beards probably are highly impractical works of sculpture.

    ...So it's look something like this picture except it'd b a lot bigger, made out of spun mithril with adamantine spikes and beadwork menacing from it, depicting scenes from a dwarven poetic epic, complete with the great battles and deaths of heroes slaying hordes of orcs and fighting dragons for their hoards...

    Dwarven men get harder than tungsten carbide over this kind of thing.
    >> Anonymous 05/08/11(Sun)03:34 No.14852930
    dwarf women have beards. under their skirts.
    >> Anonymous 05/08/11(Sun)05:13 No.14853611
    >>14848693

    >implying dwarven hair is flammable
    >> Anonymous 05/08/11(Sun)06:17 No.14853928
    >>14850133
    So you are saying those with the kinkiest coils are the top dogs?
    >> Anonymous 05/08/11(Sun)06:20 No.14853950
    >>14849012
    Wait.

    Dwarves...crawling with parasites?
    Interesting.
    >> Anonymous 05/08/11(Sun)06:22 No.14853958
    >>14853611
    >>14848693
    I'm sure even if the hair wasn't flammable the booze contained within would burn quite well.

    Obviously a Dorf who burns his own beard off disgraces himself in the eyes of his peers.
    >> Anonymous 05/08/11(Sun)06:26 No.14853988
    >>14853958
    What is the difference between a dorf and dwarf? besides the obvious game difference
    >> Prophet of Killogram !!ySsDjLc1rCQ 05/08/11(Sun)06:33 No.14854010
    >>14849902
    crafted by some sort of BEARDSMITH, I assume?
    >> OP Leer 05/08/11(Sun)06:40 No.14854039
    >>14854010
    So it would seem.
    But would it be a mastery of Blacksmithing or some other Skill?
    >> Anonymous 05/08/11(Sun)06:41 No.14854046
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    >> Anonymous 05/08/11(Sun)06:44 No.14854063
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    >> Anonymous 05/08/11(Sun)06:47 No.14854080
    >>14854046
    ....
    Title of image says it all
    >> Anonymous 05/08/11(Sun)06:49 No.14854092
    moar dwarf pics!
    >> Anonymous 05/08/11(Sun)06:56 No.14854132
    >>14854092
    agreeing
    >> Anonymous 05/08/11(Sun)07:03 No.14854170
    >>14848758
    incorrect
    >>14848734
    and yet the only one that doesn't conform to human standards of beauty is the dwarves
    >> Anonymous 05/08/11(Sun)07:04 No.14854172
    >>14848761
    >>14848758
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ip5T89jfJoA
    Gimli, son of Gloin, master horsedwarf, totally not comic relief, unlikely to lose a drinking contest to an elf.
    >> Anonymous 05/08/11(Sun)07:06 No.14854180
    >>14854170
    Really? The female dwarf reminds me of a Spartan woman. Fit, beautiful and Able to kick ass in many Domestic and non-domestic ways
    >> Anonymous 05/08/11(Sun)07:30 No.14854282
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    let me stop this madness
    >> Anonymous 05/08/11(Sun)07:41 No.14854322
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    >>14854282
    ....
    My rebuttal
    >> Anonymous 05/08/11(Sun)07:51 No.14854360
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    >>14854322
    >> Anonymous 05/08/11(Sun)08:00 No.14854398
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    >>14854360
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    >>14854398
    >> Anonymous 05/08/11(Sun)08:03 No.14854414
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    >>14854408
    >> Anonymous 05/08/11(Sun)08:06 No.14854425
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    >>14854414
    >> Anonymous 05/08/11(Sun)08:07 No.14854433
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    >>14854425
    >> Anonymous 05/08/11(Sun)08:13 No.14854471
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    >>14854433
    >> Anonymous 05/08/11(Sun)08:15 No.14854479
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    >>14854471
    >> Anonymous 05/08/11(Sun)08:17 No.14854495
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    >>14854479
    >> Anonymous 05/08/11(Sun)08:21 No.14854520
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    >>14854495
    >> Anonymous 05/08/11(Sun)08:24 No.14854531
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    >>14854531
    >> Anonymous 05/08/11(Sun)08:32 No.14854588
    Without/clean shaven dwarf women are winning in my book here...
    >> Anonymous 05/08/11(Sun)08:33 No.14854594
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    >>14854554
    >> Anonymous 05/08/11(Sun)08:39 No.14854628
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    >>14854594
    >> Anonymous 05/08/11(Sun)08:42 No.14854647
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    >>14854628
    >> Anonymous 05/08/11(Sun)08:43 No.14854660
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    >>14854647
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    >> Anonymous 05/08/11(Sun)08:46 No.14854682
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    >> Anonymous 05/08/11(Sun)08:48 No.14854691
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    >>14854682
    >> Anonymous 05/08/11(Sun)08:54 No.14854728
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    >>14854691
    Really?
    That is stretching it.
    >> Anonymous 05/08/11(Sun)08:55 No.14854732
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    >>14848618
    >>14848649
    >>14848656
    >>14848674
    >>14848682
    >>14848687
    >>14848691
    >>14848721

    >>14848734
    >>14848744
    >>14848745
    >>14848776
    >>14854046
    >>14854063
    >>14854322
    >>14854398
    >>14854414
    >>14854433
    >>14854479
    >>14854520
    >>14854554
    >>14854628
    >>14854660
    >>14854682
    >>14854728

    obviously those are nothing but bitches and whores
    >> Anonymous 05/08/11(Sun)08:56 No.14854738
    >>14854728
    out of safe for work material
    >> Anonymous 05/08/11(Sun)09:05 No.14854784
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    Hail to the ALE!!!!

    decidedly without the facial pet thankyouverymuch!

    i mean why else would every male dwarf be so covetous of there women around other races if their women weren't appealing to the "giants", birthrates not withstanding that is....
    >> Anonymous 05/08/11(Sun)09:07 No.14854791
    >>14854738
    Same.
    Call draw?
    >> Anonymous 05/08/11(Sun)09:09 No.14854809
    >>14854791
    LOL, really? as many bearded and shaved images of dwarfish women on the internets? really? OK.
    >> Anonymous 05/08/11(Sun)09:11 No.14854824
    I personally prefer my women, dwarf or not, to not have cheek whiskers.
    >> Anonymous 05/08/11(Sun)09:12 No.14854826
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    >> Anonymous 05/08/11(Sun)09:12 No.14854827
    >>14854809
    I have a set of forty folders under the label D&D Porn. three of which are Dwarf chicks
    >> Anonymous 05/08/11(Sun)09:19 No.14854863
    >>14849087
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6c4CP_YN3Q
    Get a moustache!
    >> Anonymous 05/08/11(Sun)09:26 No.14854901
    >>14854863
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBeSi-ODfJk
    >> Anonymous 05/08/11(Sun)09:29 No.14854919
    >>14854827
    Dump some mind flayers and thri-kreens instead.
    >> Anonymous 05/08/11(Sun)09:32 No.14854930
    >>14854919
    Sadly...
    All I have either of them... is porn...
    >> Anonymous 05/08/11(Sun)09:42 No.14854977
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    Knew I missed one or two
    >> Anonymous 05/08/11(Sun)09:42 No.14854982
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    >> Anonymous 05/08/11(Sun)09:43 No.14854986
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    >> Anonymous 05/08/11(Sun)09:47 No.14855005
    >>14854827
    Sounds like an excuse for a dwarf wimmenz invasion thread on /d/

    >she eucumed
    Captcha, I have no idea what that means, but it sounds like it fits in anyway.
    >> Anonymous 05/08/11(Sun)09:50 No.14855019
    >>14855005
    None of it really /d/ at all.
    >> Anonymous 05/08/11(Sun)09:52 No.14855028
    >>14855019
    Technically, if it is alternative, it counts. And dwarf wimmenz counts somewhere as someone's fetish.

    Then again, /d/ is the most inclined to put up with a /tg/ thread. Call it monster girls, since dwarves aren't humans.
    >> Anonymous 05/08/11(Sun)09:56 No.14855049
    >>14849065
    well it is exploring inhuman standards of beauty with the elves- big breasted and hipped anorexia, specifically. It takes a lot of surgery to look like that. Also if you look closely it appears that the human and elf women both spend so much time in heels they just hold their feet in that position constantly...
    >> Anonymous 05/08/11(Sun)09:59 No.14855059
    >>14855028
    I tried once before.
    They said what was too much /h/ and not enough monster rape.
    >> Anonymous 05/08/11(Sun)09:59 No.14855064
    >>14854930
    >sadly all I have is thri-kreen porn
    >sadly

    Post it?
    >> Anonymous 05/08/11(Sun)09:59 No.14855067
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    >>14848729
    >Dwarf hair is fireproof
    >> Anonymous 05/08/11(Sun)10:00 No.14855075
    >>14855064
    ....
    Not going to taunt the mods more than I have already. this is a work safe board.
    >> Anonymous 05/08/11(Sun)10:02 No.14855083
    >>14855028
    Technically, if she doesn't have a dick, it doesn't count
    >> Anonymous 05/08/11(Sun)10:05 No.14855099
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    >> Anonymous 05/08/11(Sun)10:06 No.14855105
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    >> Anonymous 05/08/11(Sun)10:08 No.14855112
    Female dwarves have the ability to grow beards but when outside of dwarven society they usually shave them off to avoid misunderstandings and the like. Any dwarf who says females dont have beards is either too embarrassed or is just trying to keep smoother relations with other races.

    Dwarf female beards grow the same as dwarf males, but unlike the usual male full beard, female beards are generally more stylised and usually lacking a moustache, as pictured here: >>14854531 >>14854425 >>14854408

    Plaits, braids and decorations appear in both male and female beards but females generally display thinner, more intricate decorations. This is more of a tradition than a rule.
    >> Anonymous 05/08/11(Sun)10:08 No.14855114
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    >> Anonymous 05/08/11(Sun)10:09 No.14855120
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    DAT ASS
    >> Anonymous 05/08/11(Sun)10:10 No.14855124
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    >> Anonymous 05/08/11(Sun)10:11 No.14855126
    >>14855112
    Huh... makes sense
    >> Anonymous 05/08/11(Sun)10:12 No.14855131
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    >> Anonymous 05/08/11(Sun)10:13 No.14855138
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    >>14848734
    >>You will never see a woman with muscles or at least a realistically fit body that shows decades of hard physical work according to her setting in any fucking videogame

    >>just only cute girls and white males in their thirties with brown short hair
    >> Anonymous 05/08/11(Sun)10:16 No.14855158
    >>14855138
    Sad but true.
    >> Anonymous 05/08/11(Sun)10:32 No.14855215
    >>14854170
    And the humans.
    >> Anonymous 05/08/11(Sun)10:45 No.14855271
    So off target...
    >> Anonymous 05/08/11(Sun)11:42 No.14855701
    >>14855138
    Fable 2.
    >> Anonymous 05/08/11(Sun)11:44 No.14855717
    >>14855701
    Images! I must see proof!
    >> Anonymous 05/08/11(Sun)11:46 No.14855734
    >>14855138

    >nope.jpeg

    Now go die in a fire sad from shit poster
    >> Anonymous 05/08/11(Sun)12:33 No.14856089
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    >>14855734
    >>your mom is a bad person that beat the crap out of you when you were 3 years old and now you cant express love
    >> Anonymous 05/08/11(Sun)12:45 No.14856166
    in Races of Stone, a 3.5 splatbook it says that Dwarven women do not have facial hair



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