>>14784073
>Unnatural Predation
>Tangle Sap
>Sleep

>Lure of Prey
>Doubling Season
>Endless Scream

>Drag Down
>Cancel
>Path to Exile

>Morbid Plunder
>Giant Growth
>Ichor Explosion

>Plated Slagwurm
>Giant's Growth
>Titanic Ultimatum

>Altar of Shadows
>Swamp
>Swamp

>Diabolic Tutor
>Aggravated Assault
>Impulsive Maneuvers

>Terror
>Terror
>Terror

mandatory forever alone

>Denying Wind
>Journey to Nowhere
>Silence

>>14784160
I lol'd.

>Lay Bare
>Traumatic Visions
>Induce Despair

>Browse
>Unearth
>White Sun's Zenith

>mana burn
>serra angel
>stasis

Dreamborn muse
Mesmeric Orb
Gaea's Blessing

>Dark Ritual
>Blazing Archon
>Tranquility

>Alluring siren
>Booby trap
>Traumatize

>Explosive Revelation
>Disaster Radius
>Near-Death Experience

>Anthem of Rakdos
>Anthem of Rakdos
>Anthem of Rakdos

Strip Bare
Tunnel Ignus
Gush

>Binding Grasp
>Hammer of Ruin
>Leave No Trace

>Predatory Nightstalker
>Elephant Ambush
>Stifle

>Twiddle
>Empty the Warrens
>Wipe Clean

>Innocent Blood
>Shock
>Painful Memories

>Earthbind
>Force of Nature
>Gratuitous Violence

>Giant Growth
>Giant Growth
>Day of Judgment

>> Reclusive Wight
>> Solitary Confinement
>> Sleep

I'm asexual

>Giant Growth
>Rakdos Ickspitter
Rakdos the Defiler

>Child of Alara
>Harmless Assault
>Prison Term

>>14787176

>Chastity
>Chastity
>Chastity

>force of will
>stroke of genius
>mox pearl

>>14787253
That's not a card, try again.

>>Deranged Hermit
>>Sheep (token card)
>>Bond of Agony

>Dazzling Beauty
>Serra's Embrace
>Deep-Slumber Titan

Not funny, I just love my girlfriend. (The slumbering Titan is me...)

>Nest Invader
>Rapacious One
>Corpsehatch

>Protective Bubble
>Bursting Beebles
>Cradle of Vitality

>>14784192
a/s/l?

>Ivory Tower
>Thrashing Wumpus
>Obliterate

I <3 you /tg/...

you make me smile

Unglued
> City of Ass
> Eyes of the Watcher
> Rod of Spanking

Legit
> Safe Passage
> Mudhole
> Horror of Horrors

>Solitary Confinement
>Quiet Disrepair
>Rusted Relic

>>14787282
You two are so good for one another!

A 9/9 flier vigilance with its main disadvantage mostly dealt with? Not bad at all.

Congrats, /tg/, this is the best thread on 4chan right now.

Also, my three:
>coercion
>giant growth
>raging goblin

>Island
>Island
>Counterspell

>One with nothing
>Ivory Tower
>Terror

>Shatterstorm.

:(

>mana flare
>infernal spawn of evil
>chaos confetti

>Cull the weak
>Domination
>Volcanic Geyser
bdsm 4 life
Also, haven't played magic since forever. choise of cards might give that away i suppose

>>14787360

Thats almost poetic... :(

I'm reading this thread in the gaming club at my college.

Me
>Sinkhole
>Plunge into Darkness
>Befoul

Geoff
>Counterspell
>Giant Growth
>Isocron Septer
Also Geoff
>Little Girl (Apparently a real card)
>Puncturing Light
>Arrest

Jacob
>Solitary Confinement
>Twiddle
>Bone Flute

Also Jacob
>Peek
>Baring Glory
>Arrest

Liekely more to come after the aftertoon rush of people comes in.

>Giant Growth
>Empty the Catacombs
>Wipe Away

>Jace the Mind Sculptor

>Wurmcoil
>Endless Scream
>Bayou

>Shackless
>Vampire's Bite
>Tremor

I like it rough.

>>14787400
Haven't read all of the thread, but you guys are bringing the comedy and I like it...

> An-Havva Inn
> Sleeping Potion
> Take Possession

>>14787400

Jacob is being anal about this
>Barren Glory*

>>14787461
Read a bit more and... this thread is full of win.

>Basic Land
>Basic Land
>Basic Land

>Boring and nothing special

>Disentomb
>Unholy Strength
>Excommunicate

>One With Nothing
>Wurmcalling
>Mana Leak

>>14787400

Jacob
>Cover of Darkness
>Sneak Attack
>Go for the Throat
Jacob is taking to these like fish to water.
>Chance encounter
>Garza Zol, Plague Queen
>Blight Mamba

Me
>Tower Above
>Cold Snap
>Shrink

>Liliana's caress
>Garruk's Companion
>Jace's Erasure

>shock
>morbid hunger
>terror

As my knowledge of individual Magic The Gathering cards is limited, I will replace my three magic cards with three elite skills from Guild Wars.

>Primal Rage
>Earth Shaker
>"Victory Is Mine!"

Alternatively replace "Victory Is Mine!" with "Coward!" and Earth Shaker with Triple Chop.

sex the first week usually
>Head games
>Might of oaks
> Bust/boom

last GF
>blood celebrant
>bloodlust
>Gaea's embrace

now
>exile
>bound in silence
>Insidious Dreams

Meddling Kids
Force of Savagery
Innocent Blood

>Black Lotus
>Channel
>Fireball

More appropriate than I'd have thought.

>Black Lotus
>Channel
>Fireball

>Hypnotic specter
>Mind funeral
>Haunting echoes.

This thread is going places.

>Confiscate
>Stuffy Doll
>The Cheese Stands Alone

>>14788203
there's a card called meddling kids? I don't know if that's awesome or lame.
Does anyone have a picture of it?

>>14788379
When in doubt, it's probably unglued or unhinged.
Also, check them up on Gatherer so you can do it yourself, bro.

>Musician
>Ravaging Horde
>Preferred Selection

First time (prostitute):
Bloodlust
Destructive Force
Land Tax

from there on:
Charisma
Knowledge Exploitation
Peace of Mind

>>14787400
>Little Girl (Apparently a real card)

>Alluring Siren
>Nemesis Trap
>Evacuation

also grey bordered cards are from the joke sets

>Gitaxian Probe
>Exclusion Ritual
>Despise

>Black Lotus
>Channel
>Fireball

>post link on Cockatrice chat
>told about rule 1 and mentioning /b/

wat

>Psychosis Crawler
>Teferi's Puzzlebox
>Terror

Shit, why can't I ever find someone who isn't crazy?

>Uncle Ivan
>Giant Growth
>Terror

>Twiddle
>Acidic Slime
>Terror

Testing a theory. Three random cards from Gatherer:
>Fork
>Hill Giant
>Incremental Blight

Painful to think about ._.

>Quest for Ancient Secrets
>Seize the Initiative
>Swat