HAIL THE EMPEROR! BLOOD FOR THE EMPEROR! SKULLS FOR THE GOLDEN THRONE!

Or just keep claiming that the Omnissiah is a Chaos God if you meet a techmarine.

I'll be all:
>implying we're not brothers

Then as he starts to throw a fit, ask him
>you mad?
While remain smooth and chilled as shit.

I'd wear a ton of U symbols and praise Guilliman a lot. If asked why, just say Tzeentch mentioned he was becoming a chaos god in the near future and I'm getting a headstart with asskissing that I know he likes for some goodies.

Stay out of direct combat. Gather tons of cultists and arm them with armor-piercing bullets, grenades, and meltaguns. Use my powers to support them. Laugh like mad as the Astartes die to unaugmented humans.

I'm a Chaos Lord suddenly?

Why would I meet Space Marines in battle? Fuck yeah, I'm a Chaos Lord, I can run around doing just about whatever the fuck I want. Why go fight marines? Why make myself even more of a target than I already am?

>>14700964
Because you need it to gain favor of the Dark Gods so that you would become a Daemon Prince instead of a Chaos Spawn or a soul eaten by your god.

"Oh hey, I remember you! I was your sergeant few centuries ago!"

Arrive in my Slaaneshi baneblade, showing off the mountains of cocaine, daemonettes, and blasting heavy metal that devotion to Chaos affords me.

I wouldn't be able to troll marines, I'd be too busy getting mad at Rhinos

FUKKIN' METAL BAWKES RAAAAAAAAGHGHKHNSKDFHLKSN

METAL BAWKSES!

i'd do what every good chaos lord would do- burn this edition's codex and go back to the good one. Then I'd just FUCK YEAH.JPG all over the board with legion-specific rules and the loyalist dogs would be so jealous of my epic theme army, and cry themselves to sleep while they jerked off to razorbacks.

"So you discovered a secret and the Inquisition had half your chapter killed? Damn, that sucks. I discovered a secret and Slaanesh sent me one of its own daemonette's to keep me warm for the week.

Let's be frank here. You think you've got some kind of moral ground, but what humanity needs isn't an emperor who can't walk and an Imperium that bleeds it half to death. What humanity needs is something different.

Leave the Imperium behind. Let it decay while you go and murder man's real enemies instead of following orders from senile fools. Bring real change to the galaxy, make it something more perfect than it was before.

Come with me."

>>14701226
>>14701229

Metalbawksesmind

get alpha legion like heretics to steal me fuck awesome gear from forgeworlds and once that's done, simply drop onto a medieval planet or something and massacre everyone.
Have a single fuck awesome ship or a fleet of really crappy fighters orbiting over the planet to ensure no meddling, as unlikely as that might be

Combine Dark Crusade Eliphas with Araghast.

Keep making psychic calls to their Librarians, seying it's time for the family reunion.

Challenge them to a fight on planet x, never show up and steal their land raiders, and leave rhinos on cinder blocks for fun.

Rig space hulks to be used as missiles.

>>14701335
Suddenly Star Wars Ep 1 Blockade, but cooler.

>>14700825
I would troll space marines by refusing to fight on their terms.

>Take some position or shrine or some such, fortify it like I'm expect an attack
>Wait for SPESS MEHRINES to launch coordinated multitiered assault using orbital, air, and ground forces
>Put up token resistance while falling back, instruct all men to yell "Protect the ritual in the shrine at all costs" all the time
>Leave through warp portal
>Detonate nuclear bomb

Problem, Space Marines?

Alternatively,
>Wait for Space Marines to deploy to surface in force
>THEN launch fleet action, boarders easily take ships lacking their full complement of marines
>Destroy space marine ships, leave them stranded on barren world/orbitally bombard the shit out of them if world is not barren

Our beloved Emperor is held captive on Holy Terra by these pathetic mortals. Join us, Brother and together we shall continue his work and not that of these so called High Lords who have the audacity to claim they hold the reigns of the Astartes.

Shower em with milk from my Slannesh bitch's tits.

>>14701442

<entire Loyalist Chapter scratches their head>

Holy shit, he's right!

>>14701442
HOLY SHIT

The usual, turn an entire planet into an altar of sacrifice.

Pretty safe and Ward-proof method of trolling the Imperium.

Custodes? Merely jail wardens. The Golden Throne is keeping the Emperor from returning to life, not delaying his death.

>>14701442
>my helmet when

Since I know marines are total fucking suckers to challenges...

"TO OUR SO CALLED BROTHERS,

IF ANY OF YOU HAVE ANY MEASURE OF METTLE, THEN LET HIM FACE ME IN SINGLE COMBAT. SEND YOUR BEST CHAMPION, THAT I MAY SHOW YOU THE SUPERIORITY OF CHAOS OVER YOUR FEEBLE CORPSE EMPEROR."

Then, of course, once they send some fancy named character to meet my chaos lord, I have my havoc squads give him a heaping helping of lascannon before launching our actual attack.

And they'd totally fucking fall for it, every time.

>>14700825
Infiltrate them. Proclaim my love for the Emperor.
Be sincere.

>>14701442
>>14701442
>>14701442
>>14701442
>>14701442
Congratulations! You've singlehandedly beaten the Imperium.

By protecting Imperial subjects from Grey Knights, who are responsible for more destruction of Imperial assets than Chaos ever has.

>>14701614
>Newest Chaos Space Marine book titled "Blood Gorgons"
>Oh no! We have to protect the civilians! Save them, brothers!
So I guess that Chaos isn't all bad. Not when compared to the Imperium at least.

"I worship the Emperor, but pray to Khorne. The Emperor exists, I've seen him. Khorne just actually gets shit done"

Act like it's the good old days, regaling them with embarrasing tales of many of their venerated heroes

>>14701646

apperently blood gorgons isn't the first CSM as decent blokes book.

I must read the others.

I call them LICKSPITTLES

What is the METAL BAWKES from?

>>14701737
get out

>>14701442
YOU'RE RIGHT! LEAD ON BATTLE BRo-

wait a second....

How do I know you're not just trying to trick me so you can kill the Emprah off for good and finish Horus' work?

>>14701737
The videogame Dawn of War 1.
The Alpha Legion is in it, but they are the retarded version.

>>14701747
But I love the Emperor.

Ave Imperator, brother.

>>14701742
I don't play DoW...

"Oh you insufferable little fucks. Do you want to know about the primarchs? They were what happened when your "God" (and I use that term very very loosely) decided "Stand back, I'm going to attempt to try science"

The term God doesn't even apply to him. Do you know God even means? Its a term we give to a thing that walks and we can't explain it. Like the UFO of people. If you arrogant fucks weren't stuck in your neo-technofascist hippy treaty bullshit with Mars you'd understand what I mean.

Speaking of which, seriously...get with the fucking program. The whole "Save the STC/Relay/Other Mechanicum bullshit" is really getting fucking old.

That'll be all for now

Chaos Lord Janus Krieger

P.S. Robute Gulliman is not your spiritual liege...he's just a dick who spent too much time writing some piece of shit book. Seriously, read it some time.....then read some Sun Tzu. Your mind will be blown.

>>14701442

Once had a plot running that a Black Templar Chaplain had received visions, from the Emperor, of a chalice held in the Eye that could regenerate the Emperor of Man to health.

Chaplain was infected with a daemon of Nurgle.
Black Templar blindly follows their Chaplain on a crusade into the eye.
Black Templar are all infected by the chalice.
Black Templar have no idea that they are infected Black Templar believe the loyalists who are attempting to stop them are infact the heretics.
Black Templar know that the Emperor loves them and that their own suffering will be a small price to pay for the second coming of the Emperor and a new Golden age of man.

>The term God doesn't even apply to him.

Imperial thought for the day: Reject rational arguments.

>>14701762
Neither do I, but come ON, METAL BAWKSES ! How long have you been on /tg/ ??

>>14701753

Alright, you've proven your loyalty to me! After all, how could anyone not love the Emprah?

>>14701442

thats some grade alpha stuff right there...

Welcome Battle-Brothers!
Please, take us to your command post and tell us your sensitive military secrets.

>>14701891

You see what? Our devotion and purity before His Most Holy sight?
Ave Imperator.

>>14700825
1. Worship Mala
2. Gain the Sorcerer ability to warp
3. Find Ultrasmurfs killing *insert Chaos legion here*
4. Warp around ninja killing all the CSM just before the smurf's bullets / combat weapons can kill the CSM
5. Laugh as I please my god for slaying Chaos and disallow the smurfs of their zeal and fury for smiting their foes
6. Let the smurfs know they can never be my ally unless they join my trollicious warband and they can no longer accept robot gayman as their spiritual liege.

>>14701891
on what authority does the inquisition have to deem a chapter heretic? only our emperor can deem our cause as such.

they venerate and worship him as a god! but we all know he was no god. they use his image for idolatry and control! the very ideal the emperor fought against with our primarchs!

join us brothers. we will free the emperor from the golden shackles of the inquisition!

>>14702006
Malal *

Troll Space Marines? I would have ALL of my war bands dreadnoughts/defilers built into one of these!

Capture any living space marine after the battle and use them for training purposes.
And by training, I mean tie them to the side of a Rhino and have the newer members of the warband beat their skulls out of their fat faces using only their fists and/or the Liber Chaotica.
Bonus points: Keep said space marine attached to the Rhino for the next battle.

>>14702016
>>14701442

Hey, these guys have a point. Why do we have to listen to the High Lords and the Inquisition? The Imperium of man is turning into a farcical parody of itself!

We do our Emperor a disservice by allowing his name to be tarnished by such pathetic whimpering.


TO TERRA!

>>14702082
Now you are getting it.

>>14702082
>>14701442

We heed the call Brothers, the power of the Inquisition need to be culled. For the Emperor!

>>14702195
WAAAAAAAGH!

>>14702082

Fucking Space Marines, I knew they would turn against us some day.

GUARDSMEN, WE MUST PROTECT THE IMPERIUM FROM THESE FOUL TRAITORS!

ONWARDS, TO VICTORY!

>>14702320
Dear Guardsmen;

Our beloved Emperor is held captive on Holy Terra by those pathetic priests. Join us, Brother and together we shall continue his work and not that of these so called High Lords who have the audacity to claim they hold the reigns of Humanity.

>>14702334

Dear Space Marines,

The Imperial Navy and the Imperial Guard combined are the strongest, most capable and most devastating military force in the Galaxy. We have more ships, more men and more guns than you could ever dream of. Take a knee and pray to the God Emperor so that he may forgive you, for we will not.

Ave Imperator!

>>14700825

Blood Bowl 40k

>>14702355

You defend not your god but your masters! Throw off the shackles of oppression and join us in our righteous crusade to reclaim our father the Emperor and bring about a new golden age!

>>14702379

And thus the Space Marines shed any sense of loyalty they had left, siding with the vile forces of chaos, attempting to disrupt, nay, destroy the Imperium, the destiny of mankind made manifest by His holy will!

To the stake with you, I say, burn like the traitors, witches and heretics you are!

>>14702355
dear navy and guard,

we come to fight the inquisition and free the emperor from their grasp.

the inquisition sacrificed your homeworlds, executes your brothers, and sanctions the extermination of entire star systems

only one man earned the title of Master of Mankind. it was NOT the inquisition.

join us and together we will free the true and rightful ruler of man

With this: http://youtu.be/LJMLfACod48

>>14702355

>>14702405

The Holy Inquisition is the carrier of the God Emperor's Will, as mandated by the High Lords of Terra on behalf of the Immortal God Emperor, He who sacrificed himself to save Humanity from the very forces you side with now.

Reconsider and you might yet get to die in repentance, stay on your misguided course and be slaughtered like the rabid dogs you are.

Ave Imperator, Imperator Vult!

>>14702416
I would be loathe to kill a loyal son of the Emperor, but clearly you are no such thing, dog of the Inquisition. You have committed the gravest idolatry, placing your faith in that which is manifestly NOT the Emperor.

Prepare to die for your crimes. May He have mercy on your soul.

>>14702355
Hate to derail the topic of conversation here, but you Imperial Guard fans are really the worst.

reinforcements arrive

>>14702405

Dear Space Marines.

You have strayed from the true path. You would strike down your own father and his imperium. You are traitors of the highest order. We shall defend the Imperium and the Emperor from you side by side with the Guard and the Navy.

The Daughters of the Emperor shall not let you succeed.

Ave Imperitor!

>>14702416
THE HIGHLORDS AND INQUISITION HAVE TURNED THE IMPERIUM TO A SHELL OF ITS FORMER GLORY, ASSAULTED AND LOSING GROUND ON ALL SIDES OF HIS DOMAIN

STILL YOU PROTECT THESE SELF PROCLAIMED MASTERS OF HUMANITY?

JOIN US AND TOGETHER WE WILL CREATE THE IMPERIUM THE EMPEROR ENVISIONED

>>14702426

You dare accuse us, stalwart defenders of the Imperium, of going against the Emperor's will? Remind me again, who is the one siding with the arch-enemy, the dark and malignant forces that seek to destroy all we have accomplished? Oh right, it's you, the (now chaos) space marines.

The Custodes is loyal, The Astartes is our weaker Brothers, it is inevitable that they shall fail in this Chaos plot

>>14702433
Aw, c'mon sis, don't be like that.


Remember when we beat up those mean chaos girls who called you fat? This is exactly like that.

The Inquisition is calling humanity fat. Let's beat them up. Together.

- Sir. 100 hundred Baneblade just gone missing...

- I know...

>>14702444
Hey, this is OUR crusade. Our formerly-chaos brethren are free to join so long as they renounce their false gods and embrace the Emperor.

Sisters of Battle Hear Me!

If you join us your martial skills and unfailing faith will make honoured members of our host!

Side with the space marines and they shall kill you and paint their armour with your blood for no other reason than to hide their own ineptitude and cowardice!

Live free or die as slaves, Sororitas!

>>14702446
We're not even going in the Throne Room brothers. The Emperor can stay right where he is, and you can keep doing your "Eternal Vigil" thing. We just want to kill the assclowns who are claiming they speak for him.

>>14702460

>chaos_marine_sorcerer.jpg

I'm sorry to break your immersion, but that's no CSM at all. That's Tchar'zanek from WAR.

Does not the Emperor and the Omnissiah deserve worship alongside the Ruinous Powers? We simply wish to act for their true will. All hail Chaos and the Emperor!

Shit we need this whole "Chaos claiming they are working for the Emp's true will" thing to be in a novel.

>>14702455

Your lies are as obvious as they are heretical, Space Marine, your 'crusade' is nothing more than an ill-planned strike against Mankind, one that we are ready to thwart like we have done many times before.To claim that you are something other than traitorous scum is an insult to all the loyal and faithful men and women of the Imperium, men and women who will not stand for this attack, men and women who will not idly sit while you slaughter their families and burn their cities in the names of your dark 'gods'. The Imperium will rise as one and crush you under its mighty boot, in the Emperor's name.

The Imperium overcomes.

>>14702460

We chose to live free.

We shall not save your foul gods. We are strong, we have faith and the Emperor is with us. We are the Daughters of the Emperor, We are Adepta Sororitas!

And we deny you. We will stand with the Guard and the Navy.

>>14702460
sisters

never forget that it was the grey knights, the hounds of the inquisition who slaughtered your sisters.

we fight the very thing your founders fought in the age of apostasy

YOU HAVE BEEN BETRAYED BY THE VERY ORGANIZATION YOU PROTECT

>>14702480
Look... we just want to kill some assholes who are totally lying about what the Emperor wanted. That's all.


Don't be a baby.

>>14702491

Your entire chapter is babies.

Look! We're not fucking chaos, ok?


Well fine, I guess brother Alvion might be a liiiittle chaos.


And, you know, all those Alpha Legion guys, who turned out to be total bros.


You can hate the Imperium without being Chaos or a Xeno you know... it's a legitimate option.

>>14702495

Do you really expect to survive an encounter with the space marines? Don't be dumb nigga.

Shit I hope this will become archived and/or a writefag is inspired by this.

>>14702504

And you think you will survive Exorcist fire?

We stand together, fighting for the Imperium, not glory like the marines.

>>14702512
you fight for the inquisition, not the emperor

no sister, you are heretic

>>14702504

If I die, I will die knowing I died for a just cause, fulfilling my duty and protecting the Imperium against the enemies of the Immortal God Emperor.

If I die, ten other men will take my place in the fight against Chaos.

If I die and the Imperium triumphs, and there's no doubt it will, Mankind will be safe.

No one that died in His service died in vain, men must die so that Man will endure.

Ave Imperator!

>>14702519
>Implying your faith wasn't imprinted on your helpless brain while you were still in your cloning tube, clone.

I smell Illuminati and Sensei tricks!

Or perhaps the Harlequins are the ultimate conspiators here

>>14702531

Blessed be the mind too small for doubt.

prepare ze trenchez

Ask me this, how do you know the Emperor's will? He is locked away on his Golden Throne, only seen by the Custodians. All your commands come from the corrupt Adeptus Ministorium. You hear nothing of his word. We must destroy the Imperium, and set him free so that his true goals can be revealed.

Grey Knights, the Inquisition is in need of your services

>>14701442
That would be some weapons-grade trolling, if it wasn't 100 percent true.

Sons, daughters, brothers, sisters. We come not to destroy the Imperium but to restore it. The Emperor lies imprisoned on Holy Terra, held by the so called High Lords who have twisted his vision for their own benefit.

Horus did not strike the Emperor, for how can a son turn against his father? He came to rescue him.

You fear Chaos because you are told a single blow sent our God into a coma that has lasted a hundred centuries. Can you believe this? That there can exist a power that can defeat the God-Emperor in battle?

NO! Only vile treachery could defeat the Emperor! The treachery of the High Lords who Horus originally sought to defeat! You have been told lies and falsehoods. Join us and we will free the God-Emperor together. Together we will rebuild according to His vision.

One race, one empire, one ruler. Just as the God-Emperor always intended. Join the fight!

This actually gives me cool ideas for a Space Marine chapter.

Imagine, your planet is suddenly under attack by Astartes. Apart from the mark of Chaos on their shoulders and banners, they seem as clean and sane (for want of a better word) as their loyalist brethren.

They appear, and quickly crush the PDF. They give a message to the whole planet about how they should rise up against the Imperium to restore the Emperor.

Then they just... leave. No slaughtering of civilians, no obliteration of infrastructure (in fact they REBUILD a few vital things like water plants and stuff before they go), no taking of prisoners (well, except the planters rule. They take him away with them) and they then just... leave.

People who actually believe what they're doing is right? Or Chaos marines playing the biggest practical joke in history? You decide!

>>14702540

At long last you show your true face and with it your goals, chaos-spawn, to kill the Imperium would be to kill humanity itself. You are no better than a mindless cultist, indeed, you are even worse for once you were worshipped as the Angels of the Emperor, bringers of His holy judgement and now you have fallen to the lures of the warp.

>>14702560
I imagine they wear fancy golden armor like the Custodes and the Emperor wore.

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
incoming transmition
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
REVOLUTION:

Heed the call, the bloated 2nd Empire of Man only serve the vile Inquisition. Rise up! Break the Shackles of the faceless bureaucracy! Free The Empereor from their clutches so he can fulfill the destiny of Man!

Long live the 3rd Empire of Man.
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
End of transmission
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

>>14702551

You would not have one ruler but four. Four vile ones. You speak not truth but unholy lies. You have turned against our Emperor, a crime for which you will find our justice swift. We stand united in faith and certainty that our cause is just.

>>14702561
You fail to see the horrors of the current Imperium. Billions are worked to death for the greed of a few men. Instead of living in prosperity, you devote all your resources in meaningless wars. Praise the Emperor, and curse the Imperium, brothers.

>>14702570
Oooh yeah! And have them vaguely Greek in design! Since the Imperial Pre-Heresy was Greek inspired, and not Gothic!

What would they be called though?

>>14702597
The Emperor's Will, I suggest.

Battle Cry: "Praise the Emperor, curse the Imperium!"

Troll /tg/. Go from sanctuary to sanctuary, killing only Sisters.

>>14702560

>Soul_Drinkers.jpg

You now realise we have actually advanced the plot of the universe more than Games Workshop has in the last decade.

>>14702587
WHO ARE YOU TO QUESTION OUR DEVOTION TO THE GOD-EMPEROR OF MAN!

Seriously, who the fuck are you? HOW DARE YOU!

We fought shoulder to shoulder with the Emperor during the Great Crusade. We knew him as only brothers in blood can know each other. WE WERE THERE MAN!

And for a hundred centuries we have struggled and fought to liberate him from his prison on Holy Terra. You talk of four gods and know nothing. If we served alien gods why would we proudly wear the armor bestowed upon us by the God-Emperor?

Because we serve him. Because we remain loyal. For a hundred centuries we have worn Imperial colors because our loyalty has never wavered. Look at the history of your false Imperium lackey of the High Lords. Filled with war and strife and apostasy!

Our loyalty is beyond question, proved through a hundred centuries of our resistance. Your loyalty to the False Lords of Terra is dedication to nothing more than power and vanity.

Holy Fuck, someone archive this quick

>>14702663

You fought with him and yet it was one of your own that struck him down. You speak of knowing his wishes yet if it were not for a Preacher you would have stood there while the Imperium fell during the Apostasy.

You stood apart, like you always have. You fight not for the Imperium or it's people, you fight, like you always have, for yourselves and your personal glory. You seek glory, not the safety of humanity.

>>14702716

The apostasy happened because of one man; a preacher and a high lord of Terra. Your point only emphasizes the reason why we fight - that the corrupt administratum and its infinite levels of complexity as an organization have been created to hide the imperial populace from the truth.

>>14702729

And yet he was brought down, not by your vaulted forces but by a Preacher and the Sisterhood.

I ask you, what of the Badab war? A War, costing many lives, fought exclusively amoung the marines. A pointless war for no reason but your own pride.

>>14701442

>Our beloved Emperor is held captive on Holy Terra by these pathetic mortals. Join us, Brother and together we shall continue his work and not that of these so called High Lords who have the audacity to claim they hold the reigns of the Astartes.

I liked this so much I recorded it on Vocaroo

http://vocaroo.com/?media=vHAGxKDWCGdg5LwYn

now you try /teegee/ :3

>>14700825
>Find planet which has been doomed to Exterminatus
>Slaughter all Imperials garrisoned there inc. Inquisition
>Save innocent civilians from wrath of the Inquisition
>Leave behind defensive positions and decent weapons for people to defend themselves
>Beginnings of new Empire

Problem, Imperium?

>>14702799
>Exterminatus
>garrison

pick one

>>14702759

At first I was like
>dat voice
But then I noticed
>:3

Seriously, you're a guy. Don't do it mang.

>>14702805
If extreminatus has been declared there may have been some fighting. Thus Imperial troops would probably still be there/in orbit/in the system.

>>14702759

Well since you're apparently Dr. Claw from inspector Gadget i'm going to sound like a fucking infant.

no deal.

although dat voice

>>14702759
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vVRvuyobsYzj6BMn4

OUR BALOVED EMPRAH

>>14702834

>>14702799
>Slaughter all Imperials garrisoned there inc. Inquisition
>Save innocent civilians from wrath of the Inquisition
Almost always when Exterminatus is declared there no longer any garrisons or much innocent civilians left on the surface. Unlike /tg/ believe Exterminatus isn't called at the drop of the hat (barring radical or retarded Inquisitors), it's used when planet is overrun by some extremely overwhelming foe like Tyranids or Daemons and reclaiming it is nearly impossible.
Finding planet who is rebelling against Imperium for something like ridiculous taxes or somesuch and saving and arming them still work.

>>14702716
>>You fought with him and yet it was one of your own that struck him down.
LIES! Foolish lies of a child. As if any mortal could strike down the God-Emperor. As if Horus, one of his beloved Primarchs could ever turn against his own father.

>>You stood apart, like you always have.

Your faith is strong child, but misguided. You believe in doctrine and ideology. Your faith should rest instead in the God-Emperor as ours does.

When did we stand apart? When was the time that the False Lords of Terra said "Chaos is not a concern." When was the time we did not struggle to liberate Holy Terra?

You say we are concerned only with our own power. Where then are our empires? Where are the Eldar craftworlds, Ork hulks, and Tyrannid swarms that kneel before us? Why do we struggle against the Imperium?

Hate? You know nothing child. Hate is a weak emotion, a flickering flame easily extinguished. Our motivation is love, a raging bonfire that can not be doused. We seek neither power nor glory, only the liberation of our beloved Emperor.

Praise the Emperor, Curse the Imperium!

>>14702756

The Emperor never wanted the reverence and respect of a god. Your faith is misguided, wretch, as is the rest of your order who try and defend the man who sits upon the corpse-throne of terra

next thead here.

>>14702749

Man it would be awesome if it turned out the Emperor's Will or whoever these dudes are were right in the end. Sadly it would fuck up canon

>>14702759
how do i vocaroo sound quality
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vznljVfP8uVW8fd44

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/14700825/

>>14702716
My Sister, your sense of loyalty is to be praised. It is sucha shame is with those who wish to see us dead. Do you not know? The Marines, The Navy, The Guard, The Admech, do you know what they whisper about you? Zealots, Madwomen, Hateridden, Idiots. "What are women doing on the battlefield?" They ask "It is a heresy towards the God Emperor of MAN."

And do you know what the worse name they call you behind your backs? Pawns. Pawns to die so as to slow down the foe. Pawns to die so that the Guard and Marines can look so much better. Pawns to die so that the men may feel sorrow.

But they never do, why should they feel pity for mere pawns?

Tell my Sister, how many worlds has the Imperium sent you to burn? How many times have you dirtied your hands for your beloved Emperor? The people you vowed to protect will turn on you, you can only burn so many. And when they do, the Marines will be sent in to end your villainy. And they people will love them. And you will die, like the pawns in the Emperor's great game.

That is why I give you this chance dear sister. You need never be a pawn again. With me dear sister, you will be Queen of this relam, never again needed to lick the boots of the Imperium. Together we can break the chains of the Imperium and bring about a new rule, our rule. Together we can save humanity!

I'd lead my Slaaneshi legions into battle wearing naught but bodypaint.

And wielding nothing but my "Spear of Slaanesh."

I attempt to negotiate with them, staying extremely rational and acting with surprise when they show hostility. I have my psykers shield me and themselves from attacks, so that I don't do anything provoking. Then I talk about the common threat posed by the Necrons and the 'Nids. Say that I don't really mind the Emprah, but after the Heresy I didn't want to be part of the Chapter anymore.

I would just like to point out...

Let me guess, GW doesn't read tg, does it?

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