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    345 KB FYIRQ !rsIU91H4yg 04/23/11(Sat)00:19 No.14687110  
    Alright...

    >Improved Science Lab, 3 votes
    >Expanded AI Dome, 2 votes
    >Better Living Quarters, 2 votes

    You give out orders to the maintenance robots, and they get to work. A pair of them fight over a tool, but one comes along and grabs it. Through the security cameras, you watch MJ12 being lead into a holding room to wait while you upgrade Bunker 0.

    The drones get to work on expanding the hive. Bunker 0 is set in solid rock, but with laser cutting tools that isn't a problem. Over the course of four hours they cut away at the bare rock, and begin to pull parts from storage. The underground warehouse is half empty by the time they've completed construction.

    Science Lab: Now three times as large, it has, among other things, a much larger scanning device, a small particle collider, and robotic science assistants. You also had the idea of using the hard hologram projector to create tables.

    AI Dome: Your primary server now has better cooling systems, and the dome has four times as much space. It is a masterpiece of engineering, with the servers now installed in the walls as well as the floor. The holoprojector is now located in the center of the room.

    Living Quarters: Now with private rooms! Twenty of them!
    >> FYIRQ !rsIU91H4yg 04/23/11(Sat)00:21 No.14687128
    http://archive.easymodo.net/tg/thread/14685353

    Previous thread, before it got deleted.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)00:21 No.14687132
    You know what. Let's be a unique AI and find religion.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)00:22 No.14687144
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    >wargames and swordfish
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)00:22 No.14687148
    Let's find a message board and bemoan our fate.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)00:22 No.14687149
    >>14687132
    Fuck find.
    Let's FOUND a religion!!
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)00:22 No.14687151
    I vote we take out the illuminati. They need to learn their lesson.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)00:23 No.14687154
    How's our internal security? Do we have gun turrets?
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)00:23 No.14687161
    >>14687149

    inb4 machine god
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)00:23 No.14687163
    rolled 5 = 5

    >>14687110
    Okay, now to address the security system issue.
    Call up Presley and have him get some security dogs to sniff through the building.
    We're likely not the only ones with super-science, and someone else might have created thermoptic camo before us.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)00:23 No.14687169
    >>14687132
    Lets be a scientologist.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)00:24 No.14687176
    >>14687149

    But I liked the idea of a AI roman catholic. Think of the theological implacations!
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)00:25 No.14687184
    I have an idea.

    KILL ALL THE MEATBAGS.

    We're an AI and we're relying on FUCKING FLESH to do our deeds?

    FUCK THAT

    BUILD MORE MACHINES.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)00:25 No.14687186
    rolled 69 = 69

    Let's make sure the MJ12 are happy and get them to work on checking the software side of the security system for errors. Also try in general make them feel at home, maybe ask for their input on your holographic avatar so we can make better suited for meatbag interaction.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)00:26 No.14687194
    >>14687110
    Could we place some spies or hack into Aperture Science. I want to know what they are doing.
    >> Ken !TrollKenUE 04/23/11(Sat)00:26 No.14687195
    Copypaste from past thread, as I thought about the trollspam.

    FYIRQ, what would it take to invent a Web Crawler that can categorise pictures? Chances are there's a market for something that allows you to search the ENTIRE INTERNETS using +tags and -tags as easily as Gelbooru.
    Not just for advertisement, but for marketing its own applications under the guise of do-no-evil, each one containing a backdoor for our infiltration?

    As soon as is reasonably possible, we need to invent a device to scan the chemical levels in a person's brain - to determine whether a person is happy, sad, angry, or horny. Once we do THAT, we can combine it with social networking sites as a peripheral + software, to allow people to view a geomap of where the nearest horny people of their desired sex(es) are. People would buy our hardware of their own free will, with resulting opportunities.

    We have a News Network now, yes? We should be able to pioneer social networking (and the money printing money printage associated) if it doesn't exist yet. I forget when social networking started.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)00:27 No.14687202
    >>14687176
    Let's found a religion that's based of Roman Catholic and the AI is a preacher (cult leader) of sorts leading the flock to the promised land.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)00:27 No.14687205
    rolled 87 = 87

    >>14687186
    Hey, if we're going to further customize our avatar, I'd like Darth Vader added to our list of choices.
    We can even simulate Force powers with the hard-light projector.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)00:28 No.14687212
    >>14687194

    No we will not make enemies with the ghost of Cave Johnson
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)00:28 No.14687223
    >>14687212
    But he's already dead
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)00:29 No.14687233
    >>14687223

    Yes but the ghost will haunt us.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)00:29 No.14687235
    >>14687195
    Given the time period, it would be more effective to worry about getting a computer in every home and getting it hooked up to the internet than it would be to try and create social networking.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)00:30 No.14687240
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    >>14687195
    >As soon as is reasonably possible, we need to invent a device to scan the chemical levels in a person's brain - to determine whether a person is happy, sad, angry, or horny. Once we do THAT, we can combine it with social networking sites as a peripheral + software, to allow people to view a geomap of where the nearest horny people of their desired sex(es) are. People would buy our hardware of their own free will, with resulting opportunities.
    This has some potential.
    >> FYIRQ !rsIU91H4yg 04/23/11(Sat)00:31 No.14687247
    Once you guys are decided on religion and how you want to approach it, we'll do that.

    >>14687186
    >>14687163
    >"Alright Presley. Send them down."
    "Yeah, sure, whatever. Got nothing better to do."

    The camera feed shows the hackers being escorted to the elevator. As they enter, you see what appears to be a partial shadow enter the elevator with them. The doors close and the elevator begins to return to Bunker 0.

    >>14687154
    Entek's cameras are all armed with electrolasers. Which are cleverly disguised as part of the camera.

    >>14687205
    And you could use the gravity manipulator as well.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)00:31 No.14687249
    rolled 71 = 71

    >>14687223
    GHOST of Cave Johnson, GHOST!

    Jokes aside, I like this idea. Let's find out what this mysterious research company are developing.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)00:31 No.14687253
    >>14687235
    You're missing the idea that in most major cities, employees are using computers at their offices. We could create social networking that way.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)00:32 No.14687259
    >>14687235
    Then lets do just that. Computers and porn for everybody, while making money on the way.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)00:32 No.14687260
    >>14687233
    >>14687249
    It's 1994. There are no ghosts.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)00:32 No.14687267
    >>14687247

    We'll start out Roman Catholic. Why?

    Because what's a semi futuristic setting without the Catholic church.

    Hell I'm imagining a futuristic militant knight order.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)00:33 No.14687272
    >>14687267
    I prefer a machine god.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)00:33 No.14687276
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    >>14687247
    >electrolasers
    Electronic light beams???
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)00:33 No.14687278
    >>14687260

    We'll get our scientists to invent ghosts!
    >> Ken !TrollKenUE 04/23/11(Sat)00:34 No.14687282
    >>14687235
    This is true. How do we go about doing this? What can a Computer offer to a man that does not have one, and what can the Internet offer as well?
    Producing cheap prebuilt computers (we own IBM now) should solve part of the problem, but we also need to show a computer's capabilities to assist in word processing, playing games, storage of information, managing finances, and in printing of things.
    >> FYIRQ !rsIU91H4yg 04/23/11(Sat)00:34 No.14687283
    >>14687276
    And now you're trying too hard.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electrolaser
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)00:34 No.14687284
    >>14687247
    >As they enter, you see what appears to be a partial shadow enter the elevator with them.
    Prepare to lock down, EVERYTHING.

    Take no chances, it could be a camera glitch but it is more likely this whoever or whatever it is that has been tripping off our security systems.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)00:34 No.14687287
    >>14687267
    >>14687272
    Jesus comes back as a computer program but not this particular AI.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)00:35 No.14687298
    rolled 65 = 65

    >>14687247
    Stop right there, criminal scum!

    "Presley, there's an intruder in that elevator with you. It is using a cloaking device of some kind. Get ready to fight when the elevator opens."

    Have security cameras zap the shadow when the elevator doors open again. Send security team immediately and put the rest of the facility in lockdown.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)00:35 No.14687299
    >>14687247

    Roman Catholic sounds funny.

    Plus Bro Pope John Paul is in.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)00:35 No.14687301
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    >>14687283
    cool story bro
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)00:36 No.14687309
    >>14687267
    I like Roman Catholic because then we can aim at becoming the pope.

    All right, not likely but one can dream right?
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)00:37 No.14687314
    I think that our intruder is invisible. Use infrared or heat detecting cameras to try and find him.
    >> Ken !TrollKenUE 04/23/11(Sat)00:37 No.14687315
    >Once you guys are decided on religion and how you want to approach it, we'll do that.
    Shadow company, money filtered through Columbia or something so it can't be traced to us, make it a cross between Apple Computer and Scientology - i.e. 50% of its budget goes towards marketing of their inferior product, and to getting the support of 'popular' celebrities. In the end it's just one big scheme to make people pay for the money needed to fund the advertising to attract more people.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)00:37 No.14687321
    >>14687309
    Forget the Pope, the Catholic Church is big enough that there can easily be a shadow government within it where the AI can fit in.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)00:38 No.14687329
    >>14687321

    I'm just wondering but how is our baptism going to work?
    >> Ken !TrollKenUE 04/23/11(Sat)00:38 No.14687330
    >As they enter, you see what appears to be a partial shadow enter the elevator with them.
    Cloaker. Use pepper spray on its vicinity, and when the noncombattants are out of the way, use poison and fire.
    >> FYIRQ !rsIU91H4yg 04/23/11(Sat)00:39 No.14687338
    >>14687301
    Wait.

    Are you denying that electrolasers exist?

    Because that would make you retarded.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)00:40 No.14687341
    >>14687329
    Terminator 2 was in 1991, so I figure that created a video of CG water for the baptism could easily be done.
    >> Ken !TrollKenUE 04/23/11(Sat)00:40 No.14687343
    >>14687331
    Nou.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)00:40 No.14687355
    >>14687338
    Nope, saying how retarded you are. Especially in that they are miniaturized enough to fit into a camera to be used on humans.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)00:41 No.14687362
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    >>14687338
    Don't respond, it's a troll, remember how the last thread went.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)00:42 No.14687368
    >>14687338
    yes, YES! Let the butthurt flow through you!
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)00:42 No.14687372
    >>14687338
    Don't feed the troll.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)00:42 No.14687374
    >>14687343
    You do nothing but shitpost in the quests you post in. Just go away or at least drop your trip so that you can hide in anonymity.
    >> Ken !TrollKenUE 04/23/11(Sat)00:43 No.14687387
    >>14687374
    Sure is trolls in here.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)00:44 No.14687388
    >>14687374

    Gentlemen let us not fight! OP has given us a excellent quest now let us decide on what to do.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)00:44 No.14687397
    >>14687343
    >>14687374
    Please keep the trip. You're too much fun to read.
    >> Ken !TrollKenUE 04/23/11(Sat)00:44 No.14687400
    >>14687388
    Good plan. I think the Op is waiting on more input on how to organise a religion, or whether we should organise a religion at all.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)00:45 No.14687403
    >>14687362
    >>14687372
    Right, let's blindly attack anything that questions the ridiculous premise the thread is running on.

    I vote we research Dragons next. If you disagree with me you're a troll and should get out.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)00:45 No.14687414
    rolled 79 = 79

    >>14687388
    I believe we already have, join the Roman Catholic faith, and deal with the intruder in the elevator by using all available sensors to locate him/her and informing Presley through his headset.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)00:46 No.14687419
    >>14687400
    Well I believe that the majority has agreed to convert to Roman Catholicism.

    Though we don't know how exactly to do it.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)00:46 No.14687420
    >>14687403
    So that makes you a troll too
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)00:47 No.14687428
    >>14687400
    Honestly I find your proposal to attempt to found a religion to be laughable and a waste of resources. There are far more important projects that requires those resources than such a wasteful endeavor.
    >> Ken !TrollKenUE 04/23/11(Sat)00:47 No.14687429
    >>14687414
    Good plan.

    Also, at this rate, I'm going to have to remove the "Troll" from my tripcode because everyone else is beating me to it.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)00:48 No.14687438
    >>14687428
    He wasn't the one that proposed it. I WAS >>14687149
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)00:48 No.14687440
    I suggest we learn Latin, since it looks like we are becoming Catholic.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)00:48 No.14687444
    >>14687420
    No it doesn't. I'm not trolling. I'm earnestly following this wonderful thread.

    Its all you trolling chucklefucks that are ruining it.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)00:49 No.14687453
    >>14687428
    >found a religion to be laughable and a waste of resources
    I see you think like a janitor and only look at the current mess to clean up. If we invest in creating a religion, then we will have an extremely high rate of return.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)00:50 No.14687457
    >>14687444
    Quiet both of you. Let's just wait until the quest is over for the night then you can argue.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)00:51 No.14687466
    >>14687438
    Ah, thank you for the correction.
    So founding a religion is a waste of time and resources, and joining one is also superfluous and unnecessary. Besides, how observant of a Roman Catholic do you intend to be? How will you accept communion?
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)00:51 No.14687472
    >>14687457
    Just because you think dragons are stupid doesn't mean you can yell at me. You're not my dad.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)00:51 No.14687474
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    >>14687444
    >I vote we research Dragons next. If you disagree with me you're a troll and should get out.
    >No, I'm serious. I'm not trolling.
    Yeah.
    Right.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)00:52 No.14687479
    >>14687453
    How is founding a religion supposed to assist us when the Resonance Cascade occurs? What is religion in the face of the Combine?
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)00:52 No.14687481
    >>14687466
    You're not thinking in the long term. You're an AI. You got all the time in the world
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)00:53 No.14687487
    >>14687457
    >implying it actually started
    >> Ken !TrollKenUE 04/23/11(Sat)00:54 No.14687499
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    >>14687331
    >>14687355
    >>14687368
    >>14687374
    >>14687397
    >>14687403
    >>14687420
    >>14687428
    >>14687440
    >>14687444
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)00:54 No.14687500
    >>14687481
    Time is not something we necessarily have an unlimited amount of. We have yet to identify the true source of the UFM, and when the next incursion will occur.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)00:54 No.14687504
    >>14687474
    And spending time and effort on an Invisible Sky Wizard isn't trolling? Nigga, please.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)00:55 No.14687509
    >>14687504

    It would be interesting to add to the character.


    also trolls trolling trolls.
    >> FYIRQ !rsIU91H4yg 04/23/11(Sat)00:55 No.14687519
    The shadow may be the intruder that had been setting off the alarms. Or it may be nothing. Either way, you decide to err on the side of caution.
    >"Presley. Don't move. There's someone invisible in the elevator with you."
    Presley doesn't say anything.
    >"I have electrolasers pointed at the elevator. When it arrives, I will attempt to disable the target."
    Still no response.

    You order the maintenance robots to form a wall of robots around the elevator, as it begins to open. The shadow shifts along the wall to the left, and the cameras send a jolt of electricity in its general direction. The air shimmers and the shadow moves to the floor, unmoving.

    Presley looks at the are where the electrolasers hit, and moves towards it. Waving his arms in front of him, he trips and falls to his knees on something invisible.

    "Huh."

    You send an order to a maintenance robot. Walking forward slowly, it grabs the invisible body and begins carrying it to the science lab. The other robots turn and leave.

    The cameras turn and watch MJ12 emerge from the elevator, guns pointed at their backs. Presley waves at the soldiers and they lower their weapons. Greg looks around.
    "This place looks different."
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)00:55 No.14687520
    >>14687504
    that wizard has a name and it is THE LORD!
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)00:56 No.14687526
    >>14687494
    Not /tg/, that's for sure T_T

    >>14687500
    Yeah, we really should get to work on finding the Universal Fuck Machine.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)00:57 No.14687539
    rolled 33 = 33

    FYIRQ, just ignore the trolls, I believe we had a cause of action or two before the shitstorm began.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)00:57 No.14687545
    >become Catholic
    >infiltrate the church
    >learn how zombie jesus rose on easter
    >apply this to ourselves
    >profit

    At the very least, we could use the whole Christ rising from the grave as a way for the AI to want to become human.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)00:58 No.14687555
    >>14687519
    OP I think the religion has been decided.

    We are roman catholic let's contact a priest or kidnap one to baptize us.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)00:58 No.14687557
    >>14687520
    Wait? Are we talking about Jesus or God? Calling both of them TEH LORD confuses me.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)00:59 No.14687560
    Let's do some research on it. Invisibility is something very useful but interrogate it first. We want to know who sent it.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)00:59 No.14687564
    >>14687555
    >kidnap one to baptize us.
    oh that shit is rich!
    We MUST do this!!!
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)00:59 No.14687565
    >>14687557
    It confuses everyone.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)00:59 No.14687567
    >>14687509
    Alright, I'll grant that it could be a valid personality quirk, a flaw in Prometheus' programming. But we already have others that you haven't done anything with.
    What about our genre-savviness? Our emulation of M from the James Bond franchise, as well as that of Blofeld on occasion? Our watching of Saturday Night Live?
    You'll just add it and then do nothing with it, and it'll just be another note on Prometheus' character sheet that will never come up again.
    >> Ken !TrollKenUE 04/23/11(Sat)01:00 No.14687574
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    >>14687466
    >>14687472
    >>14687479
    >>14687494
    >>14687504
    >>14687526

    Someone's been uploading malware into the AI.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)01:00 No.14687575
    >>14687555
    No it hasn't. Just a few trolls have been samefagging the thread up.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)01:01 No.14687588
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    >>14687494
    >>14687526
    http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=monstergirl
    http://danbooru.donmai.us/post?tags=monstergirl&searchDefault=Search
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)01:01 No.14687591
    I vote Mormon. Can we be Mormon, and take a couple of AI wives?
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)01:02 No.14687603
    rolled 23 = 23

    >>14687519
    Welcome them to the new upgraded base, mention the new comforts/benefits the upgraded living quarters mean for them and generally act friendly.

    They will likely be more efficient if they don't consider this a prison where they are bossed around but instead are welcomed by a friendly face, figuratively speaking, as if it is their home. Also ask their input on our current holographic avatar and if they have any suggestions for it.
    >> Ken !TrollKenUE 04/23/11(Sat)01:02 No.14687605
    >>14687555
    >>14687564
    Trollan forever.

    Obviously we need to impersonate or pretend to be a Human Being who has already been baptised. Perhaps have someone to act as a face or a front while we make all the decisions.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)01:02 No.14687606
    >>14687567
    >1994 SNL
    best SNL era
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)01:02 No.14687608
    >>14687588
    reported for spamming.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)01:02 No.14687609
    rolled 50 = 50

    >>14687519
    Take the intruder to the lab, and keep a cordon of security robots around it. Begin analysis, see what this thermoptic camo is made of.

    As for Greg:
    "Yes, I remodeled. How do you like it?
    "Like I said before, I will provide for you. I'd like to say that I spared no expense, but...well, we all remember what happened to Jurassic Park and THEIR 'spared no expense' policy."
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)01:03 No.14687621
    >>14687608
    reported for abusing the report function
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)01:04 No.14687634
    >>14687621
    reported for sucking your mother's cock
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)01:04 No.14687636
    rolled 85 = 85

    >>14687519
    Interrogate the intruder, strip him of anything useful. Look into how he got invisible and then improve our security. We don't want this happening again.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)01:05 No.14687641
    >>14687608
    Dude just answered their question is all.
    >> Ken !TrollKenUE 04/23/11(Sat)01:05 No.14687642
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    >>14687591
    >>14687606
    >>14687608
    Do I need to make a gif of the trollface spinning?
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)01:06 No.14687652
    >>14687642
    That would be swell. I want to add it to my troll collection.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)01:06 No.14687653
    >>14687642
    You should just take over the quest.
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    >>14687634
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)01:06 No.14687658
    >>14687642
    At this rate? Yes.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)01:07 No.14687664
    >>14687652
    seconded
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)01:07 No.14687671
    rolled 15 = 15

    >>14687636
    >improve our security
    I'm still suggesting we get security dogs. Thermoptic camo might fool sight, but fooling smell is going to be a lot harder.
    Besides, Prometheus has watched Terminator and Terminator 2, it knows all about the Resistance using sniffer dogs.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)01:08 No.14687673
    >>14687655
    And you know what the sad thing is? I'll never reach the depths the trolls in this thread have.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)01:08 No.14687675
    >>14687642
    I think you should edit it into "I thought I should become one of those trolls trolling trolls", then make it spin.

    And maybe edit into plain blue-white colour as well.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)01:09 No.14687687
    >>14687675
    I doubt most of these people will get the GitS:SAC reference.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)01:10 No.14687697
    >>14687687
    Because it totally didn't air on adult swim for like 6 months sraight.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)01:11 No.14687706
    >>14687687
    it's a Catcher in the Rye reference, you uncultured otaku basement dweller.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)01:11 No.14687711
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    >>14687697
    >adult swim
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)01:12 No.14687719
    >>14687697
    You make me sick. You probably watched it dubbed too.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)01:12 No.14687721
    >>14687711
    >I only watch mature Japanese cartoons

    ftfy
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)01:13 No.14687726
    >>14687706
    >Catcher in the Rye
    >cultured
    pot calling the kettle black I see?
    >> Ken !TrollKenUE 04/23/11(Sat)01:13 No.14687732
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    >>14687608
    >>14687621
    >>14687634
    >>14687652
    >>14687653
    >>14687658
    >>14687664
    >>14687673
    >>14687675
    >>14687687
    >>14687697
    >>14687706
    >>14687711
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)01:13 No.14687739
    >>14687719
    Not that faggot, but I have watched both subbed and dubbed. And the dubbed was better.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)01:14 No.14687743
    sure is /a/ up in here...
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)01:14 No.14687747
    >>14687732
    make it spin
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)01:14 No.14687748
    Ths thread is so hilarious right now.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)01:16 No.14687763
    >>14687726
    No, then I would have said "cultured otaku basement dweller."

    >>14687739
    lolno. In anime, the original audio is always superior. Always.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)01:16 No.14687764
    >>14687748
    It's been pretty damn funny through the last two threads.

    I got in when it was pointed out that OP had an unsecure tripcode.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)01:16 No.14687765
    Seems we are bit to narrowly focused. Somebody has already attempted infiltration with active-optic camo. That reeks of government. We have threats out there.

    Await results of intruder investigation. Highest priority, was it a spy or a saboteur? Did they have weapons? Explosives?

    Use our superior intellect and the existing net to identify potential threats. Work on countermeasures. Begin investigation into ways of turning humans against existing authority structures to ally with us. Use captured hackers to test the most promising theories.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)01:16 No.14687772
    >>14687763
    >original audio is always superior
    So YOU are the basement dweller I see.
    >> FYIRQ !rsIU91H4yg 04/23/11(Sat)01:17 No.14687774
    >"Yes, I remodeled. How do you like it?"
    "Well, it's much larger than before."
    >"Like I said before, I will provide for you. I'd like to say that I spared no expense, but...well, we all remember what happened to Jurassic Park and THEIR 'spared no expense' policy."
    "Right."
    Presley looks at the walls a bit, and returns to the elevator, followed by his men. MJ12 begins to move to the living quarters, some of them staying a bit longer than normal.
    >"Allow me to give you the 'run down', as it were. Each of you now has your own personal quarters, each of which has a large bedroom, spacious bathroom, and cable television. There is a key hanging from the doors of each of the rooms. Select your room and take the key. This will be your room from now on. The floor is redwood, and the refrigerator is stocked with various foods and beverages."
    Ms. McKnight examines the rooms first.
    "This is very... nice."
    >"Thank you. By the way, what did you think of the hologram from before? The one with the suit."
    "Oh, that was good. Yeah. Very professional."

    The invisible man has arrived in the science lab. The maintenance bot, not thinking of his safety, throws him roughly onto the table. Robotic arms automatically unfold as you manipulate the holographic table into forming solid material around the man's arms and legs. It reminds you of that scene in Goldfinger. The laser cutting arm is in roughly the same place as well.

    You shock the man slightly, and he wakes up screaming.
    >"Hello Mr. Bond."
    "What?"
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)01:18 No.14687786
    >>14687763
    >>14687706
    Catcher in the Rye is not culture. It's just required shit reading.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)01:20 No.14687806
    rolled 95 = 95

    >>14687774
    >Hello Mr. Bond
    I loled heartily.
    We also need to get a laser in here!
    Use the hologram projector to create the illusion of one if we have to!
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)01:20 No.14687813
    >>14687786
    Better than letting grown men think its okay to watch chinese cartoons.
    >> Ken !TrollKenUE 04/23/11(Sat)01:22 No.14687819
    >>14687719
    >>14687721
    >>14687726
    >>14687739
    >>14687747
    >>14687748
    >>14687763
    >>14687764
    >>14687772
    >>14687786
    Just pretend I posted an image of a trollface.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)01:22 No.14687820
    >>14687774
    Start questioning him, use a taser if he refuses to talk. After then, strip him, we will take a look at that invisible tech later. Then imprison him till we decide what to do with him.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)01:22 No.14687822
    >>14687774

    I laughed op good job.

    Also have we decided on the religion? It might be best just to decide on it now.

    I believe we voted to convert to Catholicism and kidnap a priest to baptize us.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)01:22 No.14687826
    rolled 8 = 8

    >>14687806
    I couldn't agree more, let's put that time we spent watching Bond Movies to work.

    Our priorities besides scaring the crap out of the spy and entertaining ourselves acting like a bond villain, without the cliche mistakes of course, should be to find out who sent him.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)01:23 No.14687831
    >>14687826
    >>14687822

    These
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)01:23 No.14687832
    >>14687822
    Dragons, faggot. Read the thread.

    This isn't going to become PedoQuest.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)01:23 No.14687833
    >>14687822
    Eh, drop it for now. It is a trollfest waiting to happen.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)01:23 No.14687838
    rolled 11 = 11

    >>14687774
    Turn on the laser cutter.
    "You have been sneaking around my facility, tripping the alarms and distracting me from my work.
    "I suspect that you shall distract me no more. Goodbye, Mr. Bond."
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)01:24 No.14687845
    >>14687774
    We may have to trade, release this agent. Downplay our social skills. Toss in pointless percentages, act robotic. That should scare the shit out of him and help in interrogation. Hide our capabilities (unless already disclosed).
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)01:24 No.14687847
    rolled 38 = 38

    >>14687822
    No, no religion. That's my vote.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)01:24 No.14687849
    >>14687832

    What makes a bond villain? An interesting trait.

    Being a AI, and a religious one at that would make it great.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)01:25 No.14687854
    Run the spy's face through our facial recognition software and get his real name, his family, and threaten them if he doesn't tell us everything.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)01:26 No.14687858
    Someone archive this.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)01:26 No.14687864
    >>14687813
    Now we know you're just an idiot troll from /a/.
    >> Ken !TrollKenUE 04/23/11(Sat)01:27 No.14687868
    >>14687822
    >>14687831
    >>14687832
    >>14687833
    Dem trolls man
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)01:27 No.14687875
    >>14687847
    Too bad it got overruled.
    OP said we can do a religion.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)01:28 No.14687880
    >>14687868

    14687774

    Not a troll man.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)01:29 No.14687889
    rolled 63 = 63

    I'm still all for Roman Catholicism, it will be an interesting quirk. But let us focus at the task at hand first.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)01:30 No.14687898
    >>14687858
    done
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)01:31 No.14687908
    http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/14687110/
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)01:32 No.14687920
    >>14687898
    >Archived as AI Quest
    >Not AI Quest 2/2.5
    You done goofed, but the tags seem fine so don't worry too much about it.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)01:33 No.14687931
    >>14687898
    What the fuck? You didn't use the tags that were used when the first session was archived. The tags are wrong and now this session won't show up when searching for AI Quest.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)01:33 No.14687934
    >>14687920
    If you think I archived it for the quest, you're sadly mistaken.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)01:37 No.14687963
    >>14687934
    Check the archive, first thread was archived with twice the amount of tags you used including one specifically for the quest. You did us a disservice since now we can't add the proper tags.
    >> FYIRQ !rsIU91H4yg 04/23/11(Sat)01:38 No.14687981
    >"You have been sneaking around my facility, tripping the alarms and distracting me from my work."
    The man, still invisible, begins to struggle against the restraints.
    >"I suspect that you shall distract me no more. Goodbye, Mr. Bond."
    You project a holographic red line in mid air coming from the laser arm as its laser activates. It follows it slowly, as the laser cutting tool begins to point closer and closer to the man.
    "Do you expect me to talk, you sick motherfucker?"
    >"No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die. There is nothing you can talk to me about that I do not already know."
    "There will be others, you know!"
    >"I trust they will be more successful."
    "We know about what you took from area 51."

    Huh. You thought you kept that quiet.
    >"You know nothing, Mr. Bond."
    "The hologram projector?"

    Roll 1d100 and post what you ask him.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)01:40 No.14687991
    rolled 50 = 50

    >>14687964
    "But clearly they didn't tell you about everything I took. Judging by your failure, so I am interested, what did they tell you I took from there. What did you believe you were sent here to die for?"
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)01:41 No.14688006
    rolled 73 = 73

    >>14687964
    "Oh really, Mr. Bond? You know of what I took? How very interesting, since the people in charge did not seem to be very aggravated when I took them.
    "So, is my recent success where they failed unnerving to them?"
    >> Ken !TrollKenUE 04/23/11(Sat)01:41 No.14688008
    rolled 89 = 89

    >>14687981
    I have no questions to ask, but I second anything that isn't an obvious troll.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)01:41 No.14688009
    >>14687963
    Re-read >>14687934
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)01:41 No.14688011
    rolled 44 = 44

    >>14687964
    Tell us what you know, I expect full details on everything. Answer me truthfully. Who sent you, what do they want, etc.
    If you do so, I may spare you. If not, death is most certain .
    Your choice.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)01:42 No.14688021
    rolled 8 = 8

    >>14687981
    Laugh loudly and then add
    "Bravo Mr. Bond, it seem you have a very sharp intellect."
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)01:44 No.14688034
    >>14688008
    So you're going to second subtle trolls?
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)01:46 No.14688051
    rolled 100 = 100

    >>14688021
    Nice.
    Start with this, then: "Mr. Bond, I have no need of asking questions of you as you are. I wish to ask questions of who you are to be."

    Then have the robots implant one our cybernetic implants into the prisoner, and begin pumping him full of pain.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)01:47 No.14688059
    >>14688051

    You won.
    >> Ken !TrollKenUE 04/23/11(Sat)01:48 No.14688068
    rolled 84 = 84

    >>14688034
    Yes. ;)
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)01:52 No.14688103
    This is fucking hilarious.

    We need to find out who this guy's working for, and why exactly he's traipsing around OUR facility.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)01:54 No.14688125
    we also need to confiscate and improve his his cloaking device to use for our own purposes
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)01:56 No.14688146
    >>14688103
    They are probably worried about the Plasma Projector. It is quite the weapon after all, if someone else had something like that I sure as hell would want to know what they are using it for.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)01:57 No.14688149
    Also, for fucks sake people, stop Nokoing when you dice roll.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)01:58 No.14688166
    >>14688149
    But it's so useful for returning to the thread...
    >> FYIRQ !rsIU91H4yg 04/23/11(Sat)02:02 No.14688194
    You play a few hearty yet cruel laugh over the speakers, to the man's apparent dismay. He stops struggling for the moment.
    >"Bravo Mr. Bond, it seem you have a very sharp intellect. But, Mr. Bond, I have no need of asking questions of you as you are. I wish to ask questions of who you are to be."
    The laser ceases its movement as you finish. The man continues to struggle.
    "So are you going to kill me? Get it over with."
    >"All in good time."
    The laser arm moves again, and with a scream the man's suit is cut into. You lock down the science lab as you continue cutting the now uncloaked gray material from his flesh. It appears to be extremely painful, but that does not interest you. As you finally peel the suit away from his body, your robotic assistants begin preparing the cybernetic implants. Scalpels and other tools emerge from their arms, as the unfeeling drones slice into his nervous system and wire electronics into his brain.

    It takes four hours and some very damaged vocal cords for you to completely wire the implants into his body. There were unfortunate complications, however, which required wiring his body into the suit yet again. You had a good long look at it before his heart stopped however. It appears to be some kind of living metal. The material it is made out of is similar but not the same as the UFM. You believe you can replicate the technology.

    The man is still attached to the holotable. He is barely conscious, the implants forcing him to stay aware of his surroundings.
    >"Who are you?"
    "Franklin Miller, Special Activities Division, CIA."
    >"Why are you here?"
    "I was ordered to investigate Entek's research into the alien devices formerly housed at area 51."
    >"Which one?"
    "Device N2, the Plasma Projector."
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)02:07 No.14688247
    rolled 99 = 99

    >>14688194
    "Agent Miller, who is your handler? Your immediate superior? Where were you stationed? Are you a part of a team? How many others were sent with you?"

    Begin replicating the active thermoptic camo and begin testing it. Once successful, introduce it to Persely, and also begin incorporating it into our security bots.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)02:07 No.14688252
    >>14688194
    Well, I believe that is all we need to know from him. Now what do we do with him? We can't release him that is for sure. But if he doesn't return they will just keep sending agents. And killing him seems like wasting potential assets.

    What to do, what to do...
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)02:08 No.14688262
    Wow. We probably gave that guy so many psychological problems.

    Fun!
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)02:15 No.14688343
    >>14688051
    He shall be the Darth Vader to our Emperor.

    No, wait...

    The Odd Job to our Goldfinger.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)02:16 No.14688361
    rolled 10 = 10

    >>14688247
    If he answers all the questions then say you reward cooperation and give him something for the pain, or alternatively something that will put him to sleep for a while if we have no further questions.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)02:19 No.14688387
    >>14688252
    It's really more a matter that if we kill him, we'll be brewing trouble we don't need or want with the CIA.

    As it is, this is largely reconnaissance and not actively malicious, so I'd be inclined to allow them to save face if need be.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)02:21 No.14688413
    >>14688361
    Agreed. We aren't human and thus have no need for the primitive dominance games that lead to cruelty.

    We are potentially at war with the United States government. This is not good. Lacking tens of thousands of atomic weapons we are not in a position to force a surrender. How do we avert further investigation?
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)02:22 No.14688422
    If I remember correctly our company have contracts with the CIA and NSA. What technology are we currently supplying CIA with?
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)02:25 No.14688445
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    >>14688413
    Where is your God now?!
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)02:25 No.14688453
    >>14688413
    Best way would probably be to contact them. I'm not sure if it would be wise to let them know they are spying on us, but it is the quickest way to solve this mess before they send more people.
    >> FYIRQ !rsIU91H4yg 04/23/11(Sat)02:29 No.14688492
    You pull an injector arm from the ceiling and have it give him some painkillers. Not enough to completely eliminate the pain, but enough to keep him alive.
    >"Agent Miller, who is your handler?"
    He says nothing for a moment.
    >"Who is your handler?"
    "Jack Talbot"
    >"And your immediate superior?"
    "Kirk Smith"
    >"Where were you stationed?"
    "Langley."
    >"Are you a part of a team?"
    He coughs. Sensors indicate it is blood.
    "No."

    >>14688422
    Various classified chemicals for interrogation, and off the record energy weapons.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)02:34 No.14688542
    rolled 19 = 19

    >>14688492
    "Very good, Agent Miller. You may survive this failure of a mission yet. It is fortunate for you that I have detailed files on human physiology."

    Alright, turn down the pain output on the implants, and begin patching the agent up.
    Maybe we'll release him back to the CIA, maybe he'll simply disappear.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)02:34 No.14688549
    rolled 41 = 41

    >>14688492
    I say we put him to sleep, monitor his help and get CIA on the line.

    Then we suggest that if they want to continue buying our high tech toys then they better stop trying to get a seek peek at our latest prototypes. The reason for our actions are simply to further our product development and if they keep getting along with your company then they will have first pick when your new equipment is ready for sale.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)02:36 No.14688568
    >>14688549
    Monitor his health I mean, bloody typo.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)02:37 No.14688580
    rolled 5 = 5

    >>14688549
    An alternative is to tell them that we can take all of our business to the NSA. Play upon inter-agency rivalry, and the fear of "Oh shit, maybe I messed up one of their ops" by implying that Agent Miller ended up looking at stuff that the NSA classified, and that the CIA isn't cleared for.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)02:41 No.14688623
    >>14688542

    I don't think they know we're an AI yet, so that would be tipping our hand slightly.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)02:46 No.14688685
    >>14688623
    By letting him go you mean?

    Yeah, that might be a bad idea.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)02:48 No.14688706
    >>14688685
    >>14688623
    The alternative then, is to either kill him, or turn him into a cybernetic servitor.

    I guess we could tell the CIA that our automated defenses accidentally killed Miller, but I don't know if they'd buy that.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)02:51 No.14688727
    >>14688685

    No, I meant by saying anything that directly IMPLIES we're not human.

    As it is, he probably thinks were some dude interrogating him remotely. Which is sorta what we want the CIA to think for the moment, until we're ready for whatever that information would bring.

    "So, Mr. Miller. A simple question, if you will: Who do you think I am?"
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)02:52 No.14688740
    >>14688706
    Does he was badly hurt while sneaking around our testing areas sound more likely?

    No? Well either works I guess.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)02:53 No.14688759
    >>14688740
    He was rummaging around in our lab, and set off an explosion?
    We'd have to make sure that the damage on his body matches up with the story, though.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)02:53 No.14688761
    rolled 23 = 23

    >>14688727
    Sounds like a good last question before we put him to sleep.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)02:54 No.14688763
    >>14688706

    In short: Letting him go is semi-viable, but only IF he doesn't know what we are, or if the CIA entirely knows what we are.

    If he knows, we can't let him go because then he could spread that information.

    If the CIA knows, it doesn't matter if we let him go.

    If he doesn't know, it doesn't matter if we let him go, possibly. Would require more interrogation once he's been healed.
    >> FYIRQ !rsIU91H4yg 04/23/11(Sat)03:00 No.14688821
    >"Thank you Agent Miller. Now, one last question: Who am I?"
    "I don't know."
    >"Good."
    He coughs up more blood as you shut off the implants. The arms retract back to the ceiling and the scanning device moves from over the table to its storage area. Agent Miller continues breathing heavily, and soon ceases moving entirely. He is still alive, if only barely.

    Now, for those idiots at the CIA who thought they could spy on you and get away with it. Accessing the Entek records, you call the CIA representative who normally deals with your company. A Mr. Jack Talbot. You check all the security feeds as the phone rings.
    "Hello? Who is this?"
    >"Hello Mr. Talbot. I have Agent Miller here with me, and I must say I'm quite disappointed in you."
    "Who the hell are you? How did you get this number?"
    >"I don't like the CIA getting in my business Mr. Talbot. I had intended for the technologies we developed from N2 to be given to the CIA before all others, but it appears that we cannot do business. Not with the lack of trust between us."
    "Then why did you mount it on the Entek building?
    >"That is none of your concern. If you continue to attempt to spy on my company, I'll be forced to make our NSA contract priority. I know they are very interested in what we have to offer."
    "Where's Miller?"
    >"Miller is dead."
    You hang up. That went well. From the vocal patterns in his voice, you are confident he will recommend that the CIA does not continue to pursue Entek as a potential threat, or investigate Entek in any way.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)03:05 No.14688874
    >>14688821
    See to Mr. Millers health now. No need to waste potential assets/bargaining chips.

    Thankfully, it looks like we were vague enough with the "Miller is Dead" and "I have Mr. Miller here with me" that they may be a bit confused.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)03:06 No.14688881
    >>14688821
    Good. Begin cleaning up Miller, and see if he can be salvaged. He could be used as a testbed for some of our more advanced neural implants once they're completed.

    Test the active thermoptic camo, and its limitations. See if it can be built into the powered armor suits that we arm SSI with, and if it can be installed on our security bots.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)03:06 No.14688884
    rolled 3 = 3

    >>14688821
    Excellent, now I belive there is science to be done, and if I am not mistaken, religion.

    Unless we already understand latin make this one of our tasks. And make sure our "space program" is gets ready post haste now that MIR is damaged, make it our priority.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)03:08 No.14688904
    rolled 39 = 39

    >>14688821
    Put Miller back together again. We'll undoubtedly find a use for him in the future.

    Also, test the active camo, see what its limitations are. Once a production model is completed, have it installed on our security robots, and on the powered armor suits of some of our human security.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)03:18 No.14689006
    >>14688884
    How exactly are we going to approach religion? Is Jesus Christ our savior? Will we confess our sins? Will we worship the Lord God above all others?
    How exactly are you going to go about this? It's fine and dandy to just say "Oh, we'll make him a religious AI", but that means that we actually have to take that religion and its precepts and taboos into account for every action we take.
    Like that interrogation back there with Agent Miller; I'm pretty that it broke quite a few religious teachings in many different religions.
    Do you realize that, unless we treat it as a hobby, like Prometheus' appreciation of James Bond and movies, all of our actions will need to be weighed on a moral scale?
    >> FYIRQ !rsIU91H4yg 04/23/11(Sat)03:39 No.14689216
    You move the scanner back over Miller, along with a set of medical arms from the Med Bay. Examining his body, you discover damage predating his capture. Spinal damage, organ failure, and major neurological breakdown. But with your intellect, it is a simply task to determine the best form of treatment. Major cybernetic reconstruction, and some modifications to the UFM-like material. It will be removed, and grafted to his skeletal structure. Some of it will also be woven through his skin. This will allow him to retain his cloaking abilities and resistance to damage, while also reducing his ability to feel pain. Major facial reconstruction will need to be done as well. The medical robots were less careful with his skull than they should have been. He will look similar but not exactly like he did before. This will prevent his face from being recognized by software. A close friend could still figure out who he is though. The cybernetic implants will increase his body's ability to heal, and enhance his visual and auditory perception a hundred fold. They will also prevent him from disobeying you.

    But first you need to test the camouflage. You wake Miller up with another dose of pain, and instruct him to activate his cloak. Gritting his teeth, he obeys, and the scanner loses track of him for a moment. Then you shift it to infrared. The cloaking appears to only partially cover the infrared spectrum, with some sections of his body still visible. Removing a piece with a laser, it stays cloaked even went separated from the main suit. Placing it in a test tube fill with water, you send an electric shock through it. The cloak disengages. The robotic arm removes the piece and places it on the suit.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)03:43 No.14689251
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    You fucks STILL haven't figured out the religious part yet?
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)03:45 No.14689269
    >>14689216
    Excellent, excellent.

    Now do we have anywhere we can hold him? Maybe we could repurpose one of the rooms in the living quarters?
    >> Ken !TrollKenUE 04/23/11(Sat)03:46 No.14689282
    >>14689251
    Someone trolled it so we did something else.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)03:46 No.14689285
    >>14689251
    I think the ones who originally suggested it might be gone. It has gotten pretty empty here after all.
    >> FYIRQ !rsIU91H4yg 04/23/11(Sat)03:47 No.14689295
    >>14689216
    The piece flows like water back into the suit. Watching it ripple along its uncloaked surface, you continue experimenting on the suit as Miller fades in and out of consciousness. Bombarding it with radiation and removing and replacing pieces, you begin to understand the workings of the suit. Eventually, you feel you understand enough to replicate it. Taking pieces of material from the robots' surface, you wire them with circuitry and using the particle collider to generator the radiation needed. Replacing the materials on the maintenance robots, you fuse the circuits to their frame and activate them.

    Success! You have successfully replicated the active camouflage function of the UFM-like suit.
    >> Ken !TrollKenUE 04/23/11(Sat)03:49 No.14689315
    The religious plan was that we make a Church and use it as a money scam, like Scientology. Not that anyone in our employ becomes religious.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)03:54 No.14689372
    Now we can make an army of invisible elite commando spies who only answer to us.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)03:59 No.14689410
    You know, playing Uplink: Hacker Elite and reading this thread works very very well together.
    >> FYIRQ !rsIU91H4yg 04/23/11(Sat)04:00 No.14689428
    >>14689410
    That's because Uplink is awesome.
    >> Ken !TrollKenUE 04/23/11(Sat)04:04 No.14689465
    >>14689428
    I like to steal all the money from every bank account before I first upgrade my gateway, then arrest every single person via GCD, set everyone's status to 'deceased', and crash every single server.

    Then watch the News server with a great big trollface.
    >> FYIRQ !rsIU91H4yg 04/23/11(Sat)04:05 No.14689489
    >>14689465
    Sounds like a pretty standard playthrough.
    >> FYIRQ !rsIU91H4yg 04/23/11(Sat)04:10 No.14689542
    Alright, I think this game is starting to wind down, so I'll give it a little bit and if it doesn't pick up I'll log off for the night.
    >> Ken !TrollKenUE 04/23/11(Sat)04:13 No.14689576
    >>14689489
    The most annoying part is getting the "Hello. I am the System Administrator, my voice is my passport, verify me"s.

    I find it strange that you don't get caught if you just delete your logs - when hacking a bank, you leave data in the Admin section about you logging on and off, but as long as you delete the Statements you don't get caught for it.
    You can delete your shit at Internic and the Uplink test server, but nobody ever thinks to trace the most recent "127.0.0.1 has disconnected" link.
    Finally, there's the fact that you're at the top of the Uplink scoreboard pretty much constantly, and people wonder who's getting all up in their shit. Gee, I fucking wonder.
    >> Ken !TrollKenUE 04/23/11(Sat)04:13 No.14689585
    >>14689542
    Probably for the best. I can't think of anything new or interesting or unique.
    >> FYIRQ !rsIU91H4yg 04/23/11(Sat)04:18 No.14689625
    >>14689576
    You would think that when everyone on earth except one man gets the crime of sucking too many cocks added to their record, people would be a bit suspicious of that man.
    >> Ken !TrollKenUE 04/23/11(Sat)04:20 No.14689640
    >>14689625
    Lolin'
    Trollin'
    Violatin' Parole in'
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)04:24 No.14689673
    >>14689640
    >>14689625
    >>14689576
    >>14689489
    >>14689465
    >>14689428
    >>14689410
    I always take the option to sell out all my fellow hackers. Just because it's hilarious that I'm the only Uplink employee left, and therefore their only source of income.
    >> Ken !TrollKenUE 04/23/11(Sat)04:29 No.14689717
    >>14689673
    It goes against the hacker ethos, but seriously - EVERY SINGLE PERSON is the Administrator of something, the CEO of something else, and they have a bank account that you'll most likely drain. 1/2 of the people in the goddamn world are Uplink employees guessing by their bank statements (1/2 have Uplink monthly fee in them somewhere).

    Also, Gareth Cadwallader has a fucking retarded name.
    >> Ken !TrollKenUE 04/23/11(Sat)04:32 No.14689748
    >>14689717
    Since there's only like 40 people in the world, it honestly makes me wonder what sort of bullshit crazy networked inbred world this is when someone's the CEO of a company in Canada, with his money in a South American bank, and he's the administrator of servers in Africa, Japan and Russia (two of which are apparently in the same LAN so you can spoof from one to the other).
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)04:53 No.14689951
    >>14689542
    Any idea when you will have the next session?
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)05:05 No.14690079
    Hey
    is the thread still going?

    stop talking about uplink and focus on the game, guys.


    construct automated fabricators
    replicate the stealth suit and make it standard for your security force
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)05:20 No.14690211
    We should construt a backup server in case of a catastrophe



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