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    637 KB Jurassic Quest 23? Emergency Chair Warmer 04/22/11(Fri)16:50 No.14682605  
    /tg/ interested in Jurassic Quest?
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/22/11(Fri)17:13 No.14682813
    Nobody's interested?
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)17:13 No.14682819
    Nope, now go away.
    >> Ken !TrollKenUE 04/22/11(Fri)17:14 No.14682822
    I do not know enough to adequately participate.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)17:15 No.14682831
    I am interested. For the Emperor, we shall fix Jurassic Park.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)17:15 No.14682834
    Yesterday was awesome. Lets rock!
    >> Heinzy !qd9Ow3/M06 04/22/11(Fri)17:16 No.14682842
    >>14682605

    ALWAYS MY BOI

    >>14682819

    I suspect this is the same asshole who always sages these threads.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)17:16 No.14682846
    To the Emergency Bunker, gentlemen!
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/22/11(Fri)17:18 No.14682866
    >>14682819
    That's not very nice.

    Thread Archive:
    http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Jurassic%20Park

    SKILLS
    Athletics [Basic]
    Mechanics [Basic]
    - [Maintenance]
    Computers [Basic]
    Survival [Basic]
    Park Knowledge [Basic]
    Dinosaur Knowledge [Basic]
    First Aid [Basic]
    Firearms [Basic]
    - [Small Arms]

    INVENTORY
    - Blue Level Security Card
    - Orange Level Security Card
    - JP Maintenance Dept. Hard Hat (Floodhat)
    - JP Maintenance Dept. Coveralls
    - Chainmail
    - Utility Belt
    - Flashlight [Pwr: lllll]
    - Walkie-Talkie [Pwr: ll ]
    - Compressed Air Pistol
    - x20 Tranquilizer Darts
    - Toolbox
    - 2 Rechargeable batteries (Flashlight/talkie compatible)
    - Recharging station (Battery)
    - .44 Magnum
    - x19 .44 Magnum rounds (HP)
    - Jury-rigged Flamethrower (WD-40 and Lighter)
    - Gas Mask
    - Rocket Launcher (Explorer)
    - x6 Missiles (HE)
    - First Aid Kit
    - x30 7.62 rounds (HP)
    - x30 7.62 rounds (Incendiary)
    - Taser
    - Spanish/English Pocket Dictionary
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)17:19 No.14682874
    >>14682605

    i wonder, do you base this adventure on the book or the movie?
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/22/11(Fri)17:19 No.14682879
    For dealing with the situation at the Inn, you level up.


    Vehicles [Basic]
    (Feel free to suggest another basic skill)
    or
    Any Basic Skill [Specialty]

    You can upgrade a [Basic] skill with a [Specialty] in that skill, as per the following examples.

    + Mechanics [Automotive]
    + First Aid [Lacerations]
    + Athletics [Climbing]
    + Dinosaur Knowledge [Specific Species]
    etc.


    [Basic] skills are not required to attempt actions (i.e. you can still drive a car under normal circumstances without Vehicles [Basic]), but it will make more difficult actions easier to attempt or lessen penalties or failures. [Specialty] skills further this.
    >> kitten 04/22/11(Fri)17:20 No.14682883
    Im in
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/22/11(Fri)17:20 No.14682885
    >>14682874

    I go with the book moreso than the movie.
    >> Heinzy !qd9Ow3/M06 04/22/11(Fri)17:20 No.14682888
    >>14682866

    >Walkie-Talkie [Pwr: ll ]

    I say we get a new battery before we continue. We really don't wanna head out into the bush without any working radio.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)17:24 No.14682914
    >>14682879
    I vote for something that improves our survival.
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/22/11(Fri)17:30 No.14682968
    >>14682914

    That doesn't really tell me anything helpful.
    >> Heinzy !qd9Ow3/M06 04/22/11(Fri)17:33 No.14682996
    >>14682914


    How about Survival [Willpower]? As in, we won't go down without a real big fight?
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)17:35 No.14683011
    >>14682996

    yeh
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/22/11(Fri)17:37 No.14683045
    >>14682996

    2 votes for Survival[Willpower]

    Anyone got something different?
    >> Heinzy !qd9Ow3/M06 04/22/11(Fri)17:42 No.14683102
    >>14682846
    >>14682831
    >>14682834
    >>14682822

    Where the hell did these guys go?
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)17:46 No.14683131
    >>14683045
    I guess. This would cover things like kicking out of a raptor's grip and stuff...
    Maybe some kind of leadership that helps us organize crews to get work done more easily?
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/22/11(Fri)17:48 No.14683152
    Survival [Willpower] it is.

    You just got the number and name of the receptionist. What now?
    >> Heinzy !qd9Ow3/M06 04/22/11(Fri)17:51 No.14683178
    >>14683152

    Fix new batteries for our walkie, then head to the bunker.
    >> kitten 04/22/11(Fri)17:54 No.14683203
    off to the bunker we go.
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/22/11(Fri)18:03 No.14683289
    You replace your walkie battery and gather everyone in the Explorer.

    You drive towards the bunker. Shortly after pulling out of the inn, you see a pack of velociraptors ripping at something at their feet. You can see babies darting underfoot.
    >> Heinzy !qd9Ow3/M06 04/22/11(Fri)18:17 No.14683455
    >>14683289

    Take a closer look from the car to see what they are ripping. Also, check how many raptors there are.

    "Hey gang, these are Velociraptors. Guess I won't have to take you to their Pen during feeding,
    >> kitten 04/22/11(Fri)18:18 No.14683465
    can we radio someone?
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/22/11(Fri)18:21 No.14683490
    >>14683455

    There are 3 grown raptors, and you can see a pair of boots sticking out of the group.

    >>14683465

    Yes.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)18:23 No.14683517
    >>14683490

    we should inform dispatch about this.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)18:25 No.14683539
    >>14683490
    "Dispatch, we've got a breedin pack of raptors. They look to be feeding on something. Send a DRT."
    >> Heinzy !qd9Ow3/M06 04/22/11(Fri)18:26 No.14683549
    >>14683539

    This.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)18:26 No.14683555
    >>14683490

    Oh damn. Are they the boots of anyone we know?

    Also make a big deal of pointing this out to Adrien. Or was it the other one that adopted the raptor?
    >> kitten 04/22/11(Fri)18:27 No.14683563
    "Dispatch, we have 3 grown velociraptors, out of thier enclosure, they are feeding on something or someone, I see boots. Course of action?"
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/22/11(Fri)18:28 No.14683570
    "*static* All DRT units are currently busy with either the T-Rex, guarding the maintenance teams that are repairing the fencing around the raptor enclosure, or guarding the raptors currently under containment. I don't have any to spare."
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/22/11(Fri)18:29 No.14683583
    >>14683555

    You can't really tell from the boots. And Aidan was the one with the pet raptor.
    >> kitten 04/22/11(Fri)18:30 No.14683593
    "Dispatch, we have 3 male velociraptors outside of thier enclosure, feeding on something or someone, I see a pair of boots. Course of action?"
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)18:33 No.14683624
    >>14683593
    Dispatch already answered.
    "Alright, who feels brave?"
    >> Heinzy !qd9Ow3/M06 04/22/11(Fri)18:35 No.14683646
    >>14683570

    Tell the guys to ready their tranq guys (if they have any) and shoot them quickly, before they notice us.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)18:38 No.14683673
    Just got here for the quest

    "Aw, hell. It's always something..."

    "Guys get your tranqs ready."
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)18:42 No.14683704
    Yeah, let's tranq 'em.
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/22/11(Fri)18:43 No.14683711
    rolled 87, 26, 66, 2 = 181

    Needles to say, they're rather nervous, except possibly for Jacob. But they check they grab their pistols.

    Roll Firearms.

    (J,Ai,Ad,NY)
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)18:44 No.14683717
    rolled 54 = 54

    Rollan.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)18:44 No.14683723
    rolled 98 = 98

    Keep rollin' rollin' rollin'
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)18:44 No.14683725
    >>14683711
    GOD DAMN IT BROOKLYN
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)18:45 No.14683734
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    >>14683723
    We'll call you 'Deadeye'
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/22/11(Fri)18:50 No.14683764
    rolled 1, 16, 61, 11 = 89

    You all fire and everyone hits, except Brooklyn.

    1 of the raptors gets hit with two and keels over pretty quickly, while the other two turn around and charge, roaring at you. The infants scatter.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)18:50 No.14683767
    rolled 62 = 62

    Brooklyn can't shoot for shit, man.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)18:51 No.14683780
    rolled 30 = 30

    >>14683764
    Our pistols are semi-automatic. Everyone pick a target and plug that fucking thing.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)18:54 No.14683809
    rolled 6 = 6

    Keepfiring, duh.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)18:55 No.14683816
    rolled 3 = 3

    we're in a car right? Circle them and keep firing at the fuckers.
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/22/11(Fri)18:57 No.14683831
    You're all about to fire again when the raptor start lagging, and fall face first into the asphalt, landing in a heap at your feet.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)18:57 No.14683834
    rolled 98 = 98

    The tranq's already in their system. Get windows up and move, so they'll collapse before they reach us if we get moving.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)18:58 No.14683842
    >>14683834
    Holy shit, two 98s in two of my own posts. I'm awesome.
    >> Heinzy !qd9Ow3/M06 04/22/11(Fri)19:03 No.14683893
    >>14683831

    Awesome. Do we have anything to tie them up with? Rope, something to gag them with? SInce the DRT are busy we better make sure they won't wander off when they wake up.
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/22/11(Fri)19:04 No.14683906
    >>14683893

    You have wire.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)19:05 No.14683911
    >>14683893
    We could just kill them.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)19:06 No.14683926
    >>14683831
    >>14683906
    Fucking raptors, how do they work.

    Tie their feet/hands together, investigate corpse.
    >> kitten 04/22/11(Fri)19:07 No.14683937
    Make a run for it. We should avoid killing company property.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)19:07 No.14683939
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    >>14683911
    >hey guise lets kill the animals on the park we work at
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)19:11 No.14683983
    Leave them tranq'd on the road. Radio to dispatch that we left them tranq'd on the road and were afraid to tie them up because compy's would eat them if we did so.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)19:13 No.14683996
    Not sure we should leave them, we should take a look at what they were eating though.
    >> kitten 04/22/11(Fri)19:13 No.14683999
    Mark their location on a map or something.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)19:14 No.14684008
    Oh yeah, grab the ID off of whomever they were eating and inform dispatch of whomever it was.
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/22/11(Fri)19:15 No.14684014
    You take a look at the body, and recognize the face. It's the crew chief of the DRT crew from the windmills.
    >> Heinzy !qd9Ow3/M06 04/22/11(Fri)19:15 No.14684019
    >>14683996

    Maybe we can make use of our Dinosaur Knowledge [Basic] here to show the guys (Brooklyn) how fucking dangerous Raptors are.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)19:16 No.14684025
    >>14684014
    "Hey dispatch, guess what I just found..."
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)19:18 No.14684043
    >>14684014

    Check for weapons and any gear he might have.

    The dead have no need for their stuff and the living need to survive.
    >> kitten 04/22/11(Fri)19:21 No.14684074
    >>14684043
    deep man

    I agrees. check the body.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)19:21 No.14684077
    >>14683939
    Muldoon's pretty much given us free reign to kill raptors. He let us keep that revolver for a reason.
    >> Heinzy !qd9Ow3/M06 04/22/11(Fri)19:23 No.14684101
    >>14684077

    No reason to kill three fully-grown, unconscious dinosaurs. Just leave them be for now.

    >>14684043

    This, pretty much. Also, if we have some kind of blanket or something we could try to hide the body, atleast for a while.

    >Captcha:eginkst ICBMS

    Oh boy.
    >> kitten 04/22/11(Fri)19:25 No.14684128
    >>14684077
    Don't waste the ammo in that revolver. Let them sleep, and lets get the hell outta dodge.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)19:25 No.14684129
    >>14684014
    "Dispatch, this is Porter. The unlucky guy was [name of DRT crew chief]. It's just him, though. I don't see the rest of his team."
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/22/11(Fri)19:26 No.14684139
    On his body:

    - One Yellow Security Card (Eric Watts)
    - One suit of chainmail, thoroughly gnawed
    - tranq pistol
    - x20 tranq darts
    - 1 wedding band

    >>14684101

    There are plenty of tarps in the back of the Explorer.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)19:27 No.14684150
    >>14684014

    A moment of silence after we call this in.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)19:27 No.14684152
    >>14684139
    any signs of what happened to his team?
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)19:28 No.14684159
    >>14684139
    I don't like the idea of leaving him out here to be dino food.
    Should we wrap him in a tarp and stick him in the back? We can drop the body off at the bunker.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)19:29 No.14684166
    >>14684139

    Take the traq pistol, darts and the card.

    Is the chainmail salvageable?

    If his eyes are still open, close them...
    >> kitten 04/22/11(Fri)19:30 No.14684184
    >>14684159
    Agreed. But let's make this fast, those tranqs don't last forever.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)19:31 No.14684188
    >>14684139
    Put him in the back of the explorer, tell Dispatch the body gets shipped off the island back to get a funeral for his wife and they can take it out of our check if they want to give us shit over it.

    Gank his card. Yoink.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)19:31 No.14684192
    "This is what a raptor attack is like. Ugly stuff."
    Call in to Dispatch what we know and what we don't, then take the tranqs and the pistol, and if it's in okay condition, the chainmail. Pay our respects.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)19:31 No.14684199
    >>14684192
    And the card.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)19:32 No.14684204
    take the tranq pistol and the darts, he doesn't need 'em anymore.

    "Good work guys. If such a thing as downtime exists, we ought to go to a range and practice together. Call it a team building exercise."
    >> Heinzy !qd9Ow3/M06 04/22/11(Fri)19:36 No.14684244
    >>14684188
    >>14684166
    >>14684159
    >>14684150

    All this. Just makes me remember that we never did give Perkins the praise he deserved...

    also >1 wedding band

    He probably had kids too...
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/22/11(Fri)19:37 No.14684253
    Chainmail is still in a serviceable condition

    "*static* Damn. He was working for pretty cheap too. Well, we'll send a crew for the body, if it isn't eaten by then."

    >>14684152

    There's no sign of the rest, except for some skid marks on the road.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)19:39 No.14684284
    >>14684253

    ........FUCKING DISPATCHHHH

    Whos our best shot? Give him the chainmail. Also check the area for his communicator. If its not around, I'd say we should check out the skid marks.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)19:41 No.14684306
    >>14684253
    "Don't worry Dispatch, we can fit him in the back of our Explorer.
    "By the way, I think I see skid marks. Might be the rest of his crew. Want me to check it out while the raptors are still tranqed?"
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)19:45 No.14684351
    By the way, I think we have a spare chainmail we found in Ryan's bug-out box in this car. We should put that on someone as well.
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/22/11(Fri)19:46 No.14684360
    "*static* That would be helpful yes."

    You don't know who the best shot is in your group.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)19:46 No.14684369
    >>14684360
    Well it ain't Brooklyn.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)19:49 No.14684400
    Let's put the Bug-out chainmail on Jacob and the damaged chainmail on Aidan, to make him think about what Squeaky is going to grow up to be.
    >> Heinzy !qd9Ow3/M06 04/22/11(Fri)19:50 No.14684410
    >>14684360

    "Did you want us to check out the bunker any further? Otherwise, we'll just follow the track."
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)19:52 No.14684436
    >>14684360
    Alright boys, lets go manhunting. Keep your tranqs ready, we got dinos roaming.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)19:53 No.14684444
    >>14684360
    "Roger that Dispatch. I'll let you know what I find."

    Okay, we have Eric's chainmail, and Ryan's chainmail that's still hidden in the trunk.

    I suggest we give one to Jacob, and the other to whoever wants to come with us to follow the skidmarks.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)19:56 No.14684485
    >>14684444
    Sensible.
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/22/11(Fri)19:58 No.14684506
    Following the skid marks is easy. They continue on the road for a ways before disappearing. Presumably, they regained control of the vehicle and drove off.

    You hand out the chainmail you have to Jacob and Aidan.

    Brooklyn: "Aww, how come I don't get one?"
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)20:01 No.14684545
    >>14684506
    Oh you will, next time we come across one.

    Still, better stay in back.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)20:03 No.14684561
    >>14684506
    "Because we don't have enough for everyone, Brooklyn. Of course, if you're volunteering to come with me whenever we have to go into a raptor infested area, you're welcome to have Aidan's spot and his chainmail."

    Radio to Dispatch:
    "Dispatch, this is Porter. The tracks end, and it looks like the crew were finally able to get their truck back under control. I don't see them anywhere; you'll have to try raising them on their frequency.
    "Now making my way to the bunker."

    And don't forget to load Eric's body into the back the Explorer.
    >> Heinzy !qd9Ow3/M06 04/22/11(Fri)20:06 No.14684598
    >>14684561

    Yeah, this.
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/22/11(Fri)20:08 No.14684627
    "*static* Yeah, they were escorting the brachiosaurus. The raptors probably saw an easy meal and gave up after they had him. Good thing they didn't get the dino. Alright, come on by."
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)20:12 No.14684675
    >>14684627
    Load up the body, drive to the bunker.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)20:13 No.14684679
    >>14684627
    Let's get driving, then.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)20:14 No.14684695
    You know, right about know, having Hammond in charge might not have been so bad after all. I mean, he might have been a bit of a fool, but he wouldn't blatantly put dino lives above humans like that...


    (Also,feel free to ignore me, since I am drunk atm, I do appreciate the quest though)
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)20:15 No.14684711
    >>14684695
    Well that depends. This seems like it might have been Book!Hammond, who was a pretty big dick too.
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/22/11(Fri)20:16 No.14684721
    The drive back is uneventful, though everyone seems tense about the dead body in the back.

    You reach the Emergency bunker, which is basically an entrance into the hillside. A guard stops you after you pass through the gate.

    "Drop the body anywhere, then follow me. And keep your hands to yourself."
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)20:18 No.14684748
    >>14684721
    Unload the body near the entrance, and cover it with a tarp.
    Then follow the guard in.

    Don't have much to do, and nothing to really snark about.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)20:21 No.14684786
    >>14684721
    We have no reason not to do as he says.
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/22/11(Fri)20:27 No.14684830
    You put the body on the ground and cover it before following the guard inside.

    The inside is like a survivalist's wet dream. There's plenty of food and water, along with computers and communications equipment. The guard leads you through the twisting passages, passing armories full of shotguns, rifles, both tranq and hunting; rocket launchers, chainmail and one devoted to what look like grenades. You reach a room and see Dispatch sitting at a desk, surrounded by computer monitors displaying video feeds from various security cameras. A radio headset is in front of him. He spins around on his chair.

    "Ah, good. You've arrived."
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)20:32 No.14684883
    >>14684830
    "This about the incident with the guest at the inn?"
    >> Heinzy !qd9Ow3/M06 04/22/11(Fri)20:33 No.14684896
    >>14684883

    "Or about half our staff working for BioSyn?"
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/22/11(Fri)20:40 No.14684969
    "Oh please, it was just Jason that was working for BioSyn, and that situation got straightened out. This is more about your work record in general."
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)20:42 No.14685001
    >>14684969
    "Oh? What about it?"
    >> Heinzy !qd9Ow3/M06 04/22/11(Fri)20:43 No.14685008
    >>14684969

    What the hell, Dispatch. Seriously, we need to tell him about the guard and that other guy, Ryan.
    Maybe giving him that letter would be a good idea now.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)20:44 No.14685019
    >>14684969
    "It was Ryan too, sir."
    Give him the second copy of the letter from the bug-out box.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)20:47 No.14685053
    >>14685019

    Don't forget that we crushed a guys nut before too after he attacked us. Maybe we don't have to tell him about the nut, though.
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/22/11(Fri)20:48 No.14685059
    >>14685019

    He takes the letter and reads it. Then he shrugs.

    "Alright, Ryan was in on it too. He ended up dying. Not a big deal." He crumples the letter up and tosses it into the trash can.

    "To put it bluntly, you're a great worker. You've got a thorough knowledge of protocol and park workings, and you've shown minimal complaint when thrown into situations not necessarily under your jurisdiction. But most importantly, you follow orders..."

    Anything to interject?
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)20:49 No.14685062
    >>14685053
    That was 'cause we got him fired, not 'cause he was a double agent.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)20:49 No.14685069
    >>14684969
    >>"This is about your work record."

    Right, looks like we're shooting our way out. How many guys on our side with us, and how many guards in our immediate vicinity? Last I heard, we still have the tranq pistol, the .44, and the stun baton on us.

    Oh, and by the by, is Dispatch Hammond, or someone else? What does dispatch look like?
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)20:50 No.14685073
    >>14685059
    "I just do my best and get a few lucky breaks."
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)20:50 No.14685081
    >>14685069
    Hammond got bought out shortly after opening. Dispatch is just some jerk with a radio.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)20:51 No.14685082
    >>14685059

    DO NOT INTERRUPT THE MAN WHILST HE IS SPEAKING. We can always shoot him later if he tries to fire us and take over the island ourselves.

    Wait, no that's a horrible idea. Why take over the island when we can bail the fuck out?
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)20:51 No.14685090
    >>14685059
    "I know where my money comes from. As long as I live to enjoy it."
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/22/11(Fri)20:52 No.14685094
    >>14685069


    Dispatch is not Hammond. Hammond was replaced as CEO when the company went public.

    Dispatch is a balding man in his mid-30s. He appears to be balding, with what hair he does have being black. He's dressed in a simple jeans/T-shirt combo. He seems to be slightly overweight.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)20:52 No.14685101
    >>14685094
    Gotcha. Continue then, please.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)20:53 No.14685102
    I think we're fine, he seems to be positive so far.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)20:57 No.14685139
    Wait a minute....
    >follows orders
    Are we going to get asked to become the Park's Cleaner, making sure that visitors who would cause problems for the Park end up taking a walk through the Raptor Pen?

    Because if we get to kill that family and spit in that father's face as he dies, I'm so in.
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/22/11(Fri)20:57 No.14685143
    "That said, you'd make a terrible head. You know protocol, yet sometimes willingly break it. You let emotion get in the way of thought, and your attitudes do not follow with the company's vision..."

    Interject?
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)20:59 No.14685161
    >>14685143
    Let the man make his point, arguing with dispatch has not proven frutious earlier...
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)20:59 No.14685168
    >>14685143
    No interjection.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)20:59 No.14685181
    Better to not say anything at this point.
    >> Heinzy !qd9Ow3/M06 04/22/11(Fri)21:00 No.14685182
    >>14685161

    Agreed. Just stay quiet for now and let the fuck do his talking. We do what has to be done when the time comes, whether he likes it or not.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)21:00 No.14685187
    >>14685143
    In my defence, nearly all that happened within a few hours of seeing my best friend die, nearly dieing myself about a dozen times and seing at least 7 other workers die in a fairly grusome manner
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)21:03 No.14685217
    >>14685143
    Fuck him, we don't have to say anything. I'd be happy enough just getting transferred from maintenance to DRT under Muldoon and the others- they seem like good people we can trust.
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/22/11(Fri)21:07 No.14685241
    "With THAT said, you are the most experienced member of Maintenance on the island. Tradition dictates that you get the job. I don't like it, but it's not my decision." He picks up something from the desk and tosses it to you. It's an Orange Level Security Card with your name on it.

    "Congratulations. I can only hope my attitudes and beliefs rub off on you." He hands you a cigar.
    >> Heinzy !qd9Ow3/M06 04/22/11(Fri)21:09 No.14685256
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    >>14685241

    PICTURE FUCKING RELATED

    So we got promoted to Super-Janitor?
    Well, atleast we have a back-up Orange card now.
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/22/11(Fri)21:09 No.14685265
    >>14685256

    You are now Head of Maintenance.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)21:10 No.14685271
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    >>14685265
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)21:10 No.14685274
    >>14685241
    Oh hell yes.
    "I'd appreciate a brief overview of any new responsibilities and privileges related to my position, please."
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)21:11 No.14685278
    >>14685241
    "What are my available resources now, what's my newest pay raise and or perks, what are my new responsibilities, do I now have access to the DRT channel, and are you sure you don't want to hire me for DRT instead of a job you have already mentioned you don't want me working?"
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)21:12 No.14685283
    >>14685241
    "Serious? Holy crap!
    "Wait a minute, does this mean I gotta wear a tie an' shit? And stop swearing?"
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)21:13 No.14685286
    >>14685278
    We're too damn good at maintenance to expect a transfer.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)21:14 No.14685297
    >>14685274
    this while thinkin this
    >>14685283
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)21:19 No.14685328
    >>14685143
    >>14685143

    "Might you remind me of the companies vision? I can't very well try to act according to it without a reminder of what it is, now, can I?"

    Perfectly honest, straight face, no lying. I want to know what this man wants.
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/22/11(Fri)21:19 No.14685332
    >>14685274

    "You are now responsible for supervising the entire Maintenance Department. You will organize work orders and assign teams to complete them." He hands you a PDA. "This will give you wireless access to the Jurassic Park system. Make sure nobody else gets their hands on it, there is no verification system like on the computers. In addition to that, you will have your normal duties as a Maintenance worker. So you'll still be going out and fixing things yourself."

    He hands you a sheet of paper. It details your perks.

    - $200k/year salary
    - Free access to all park faculties given to guests.
    - Free passes to the island for friends/family 5/year.

    "No, you won't get any more radio access, you'll still have to go through me. And you're too valuable a Maintenance worker to give to the DRC."
    >> Lord Castellan Ursarkar E Creed 04/22/11(Fri)21:22 No.14685359
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    So that makes the Game Warden and the Head of Maintenance that are confirmed on the level. With time we may just get decent heads in ALL positions.
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/22/11(Fri)21:23 No.14685374
    >>14685328

    "We're here to provide a very valuable commodity to the public, and as such we need to have as low of an overhead as possible. So above all, preservation of the dinosaur population of the island is paramount. More important than your personal feelings that lean towards the destructive. In addition, we don't need the best safety systems and equipment out there. The cost is unnecessary. We can provide an acceptable level of safety while using regular equipment. So I do not want to see equipment orders skyrocketing our costs."
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)21:24 No.14685385
    >>14685332
    >- Free passes to the island for friends/family 5/year.

    So... do we have any people we REALLY don't like back home?
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)21:27 No.14685403
    As our first official act as head of maintenance, I suggest we switch on the PDA, run a diagnostic, and see what isn't currently either fixed or in the process of being fixed.
    >> Lord Castellan Ursarkar E Creed 04/22/11(Fri)21:27 No.14685404
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    >>14685385
    Better than that, free amenities, first thing is first, treat all the our immediate crew to lunch to celebrate
    >> Lord Castellan Ursarkar E Creed 04/22/11(Fri)21:29 No.14685425
    >>14685403
    Good idea.
    We can do that while treating the guys to lunch, may as well get all that business sorted out, will probably look good to to be planning over break.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)21:30 No.14685429
    >>14685404
    We might see if Juan and Emanuel can be reached to enjoy dinner as well.

    Also, ECW, what's the time currently on the island?
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)21:31 No.14685441
    >>14685374
    "Alright, alright. I'll stay within budget. Which reminds me: the Geothermal plant. Are the parts and such to get it back online going to come out of my budget, or the Park's?"

    New Rules:
    Teams of 4, never go alone!
    Mandatory firearms practice with tranq pistols.
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/22/11(Fri)21:31 No.14685444
    >>14685429

    It's around 4 PM.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)21:34 No.14685463
    >>14685374
    >In addition, we don't need the best safety systems and equipment out there. The cost is unnecessary.

    ...not to debate company policy, but wouldnt the dozen or more deaths argue against that?
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)21:36 No.14685472
    For that matter, how many days have we been here since the first quest? It's all blurring together. . .

    Oh. And ask him how many other maintenance people there are.

    We're going to need to start coordinating safety. . .

    RIGHT. Everyone travels in groups of four. Three pistols, one rifle. Anything that can be tasered can be kicked. Anything that cannot be taken down in one salvo of pistol/rifle darts gets a DRT called in for. Major breakouts gets the DRT called in for. And I HOPE everyone knows plumbing and electrician work.

    We'll need to coordinate with Emanuel to get all this across to the immigrant workers.

    And how much are we paying for each dead damned worker?
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)21:37 No.14685486
    >>14685472
    I'm pretty sure this is day 3.
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/22/11(Fri)21:41 No.14685517
    >>14685441

    "The Park is providing the necessary materials to repair the plant. Your crews will be the ones doing the repairs."

    >>14685472

    I think it's been about a 5 days. Not sure myself.

    There are currently 50 Maintenance on payroll, the park is usually staffed with 60.

    And the workers are dirt cheap, lots of Costa Ricans are willing to take the jobs.
    >> Lord Castellan Ursarkar E Creed 04/22/11(Fri)21:42 No.14685528
    >>14685472
    According to Jurassic Park Operation Genesis its roughly 5000 per death, and that was for visitors. I think the risks are in the contract. This is why they are so throwaway.
    Speaking of, going to try and make a goddamn island now.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)21:45 No.14685550
    >>14685517

    Ah, cheap labor. Teams of four or five. Each team gets a jeep, each team gets weapons. We'll need to train them in situational awareness and in aiming- though I'm guessing we're going to burn through more workers than we are ammo. . .

    Ask him what's cheaper- training workers when they come in to use pistol and rifles and asking if any of them have ever hunted for their food, or replacing workers as we lose them at a higher rate than if we armed them all with three or four tranq guns each and a tranq rifle to each maintenance group?
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/22/11(Fri)21:51 No.14685612
    >>14685550

    "Hey, that's your decision. Daniel didn't give them the training, you can. Just don't let it cut in to Maintenance duties."
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)21:57 No.14685682
    >>14685612
    "Right. Experienced workers will be able to do a better job that ones fresh off the boat. I'd like to get at least 10 more guys, too. These raptor and dilo attacks are really going to cause us problems. At least none of the guests have seen an attack, right?"
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/22/11(Fri)21:59 No.14685701
    >>14685682

    "Request anything you want using the PDA. And no, we've kept the guests in the inn ever since this happened."
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)22:00 No.14685712
    >>14685701
    "Alright, anything else I need to know? Weekly board meetings to report to?"
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)22:02 No.14685728
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    Okay, we'll train the workers to shoot and give them some safety classes, Muldoon should be able to give us info on safety around the dinos.

    Have the workers take the classes in small groups so we can keep teams in the field. Lets get what we have available on the island working before we start requisitioning shit.

    First things first, NY gets some chainmail. Just seems cruel not to, even if he's a dick.

    Alright, back to work. Let's keep this shit running.
    >> Lord Castellan Ursarkar E Creed 04/22/11(Fri)22:03 No.14685747
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    Why do I have the feeling we are turning into the Parks Samuel Vimes?
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/22/11(Fri)22:04 No.14685758
    >>14685712

    "No. Nothing like that. If you're done with your questions, grab some chainmail for your team. I've got a job for you to do."
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/22/11(Fri)22:05 No.14685760
    >>14685747

    Who is Samuel Vimes?
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)22:05 No.14685764
    Train'em during downtime then, alrighty.

    Anyone disagree with four to five-man teams, each team with a jeep, every person has a tranq pistol and one person has a tranq rifle too?

    50 people makes for ten teams of four and two teams of five. Send the orders out and let's get to it. Maintenance workers work On-Call as well as running weekly maintenance on all systems, three eight hour shifts, four teams to a shift. Teams closest to a situation respond first. During emergencies all teams may be on call. All fresh recruits go through an introductory course with a videotape of someone getting eaten, a rundown on all the dinos on the island, safety procedures, and a brief visit to the gun range. After that, they're on call for their shifts. Any time they're NOT on call, they're free to spend their time- and we personally recommend they visit the range.

    Any arguments?
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)22:06 No.14685770
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    >>14685747
    I feel more pic related.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)22:08 No.14685781
    >>14685760
    badass grizzeled old cop in the discworld series.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)22:08 No.14685784
    >>14685760
    The commander of the Ankh-Morpork City Watch in Discworld.
    >>14685764
    Seems acceptable
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/22/11(Fri)22:12 No.14685824
    >>14685764

    You'll need to either announce this on the radio or type up an announcement or something. The PDA doesn't allow direct communication with the workers.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)22:13 No.14685829
    >>14685758
    Requisition chainmail for the other members of our team.
    Let's see what dangerous job Dispatch is going to give us now.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)22:14 No.14685838
    >>14685758
    We grab chainmail for our team and fully outfit them. And restock on ammo and grab a rifle, since we haven't had one since. . . ever.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)22:15 No.14685848
    >>14685824
    AS SOON AS WE HAVE DOWNTIME
    Type it up and hand that shit out. Delegate! Let's make Manuel our undersecretary or something who actually does all of the training. And can speak spanish and english. And we can't.
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/22/11(Fri)22:20 No.14685897
    You leave the room and direct your group to armor up and they grab suits of chain. You grab a tranq rifle.

    "*static* Alright Porter, once you get done arming up, head out. You're going into the Velociraptor Paddock."
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)22:21 No.14685913
    >>14685897
    "Dispatch, is that the old one, or the new one?"
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/22/11(Fri)22:22 No.14685920
    >>14685913

    "*static* The new one."
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)22:22 No.14685921
    So what's the job Dispatch needs done?
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)22:23 No.14685937
    >>14685897
    And what are we doing there?

    also, give the new yorker a big evil grin and announce that we have been promoted to be the new head of maintince. let him think about that.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)22:26 No.14685961
    >>14685937
    Nah, sounds a bit too dickish. We'll bring it up if he gets out of line and we need to pull rank.
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/22/11(Fri)22:29 No.14685993
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    >>14685937

    "*static* The system running the security cameras for the paddock crashed when the power failed, we need those on so we can have a bit more warning about stalking velociraptors. The system is in one of the concrete storage buildings in the paddock, right by the river."
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)22:33 No.14686033
    >>14685993
    How many velociraptors are inside the paddock right at this moment, is there vehicle access in there, and does Muldoon know we're going into his area?"

    Start driving over there. Stay in the car until we get answers.
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/22/11(Fri)22:37 No.14686077
    >>14686033

    "*static* We know there is at least one pack active inside the Paddock. They've been hunting the Parasaurolophus in the adjacent pen. There's no road access, but there is a small dock on the river with a foot path leading to it. Though I'm not sure what the condition for that is. And no, there is no need to inform Muldoon of these plans at the moment."
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)22:39 No.14686100
    >>14686077
    "I respectfully disagree. Better safe than sorry."
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)22:44 No.14686155
    >>14686100
    if we were entering the pen or it had many raptrs inside I would agree with you but for now I dont think its worthmentioning to muldoon
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/22/11(Fri)22:45 No.14686163
    >>14686100

    "*static* Your opinion is noted. Now get going."
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)22:48 No.14686196
    Let's just get there.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)22:48 No.14686198
    >>14686163
    Alright, tell the team to expect angry, toothy death. And if they get eaten we'll fire their ass.
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/22/11(Fri)22:52 No.14686242
    So how will you be approaching this?
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)23:00 No.14686315
    >>14686242
    with a heap of twitchy, trigger happy parinoia.

    have everyone get their armor on and train with there pistols for a bit before heading to the raptor pen. dont for get to refill/reload the pistols with both darts and Co2
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)23:01 No.14686323
    >>14686077
    "Muldoon is the expert in dinosaurs, and seeing as the last security man was a mole for a rival company. . . yeah, he's the best source on how I can do this with only five men and get them all out alive. I want to speak with Muldoon."
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)23:02 No.14686329
    >>14686315
    Yup.
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/22/11(Fri)23:05 No.14686353
    What I meant was, will you be going through the breach in fence to reach the building, or will you be taking the river route?
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)23:07 No.14686374
    >>14686353
    river route
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)23:10 No.14686401
    >>14686353
    River. Keep trying to reach someone with DRT/Muldoon
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)23:14 No.14686449
    >>14686353
    River. Better to stick to known routes.
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/22/11(Fri)23:16 No.14686465
    I'm assuming you'll be taking Jason's old boat? You'll need to head into the Aviary.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)23:23 No.14686532
    >>14686465
    Oh. Shit. Didn't think of that. I suppose so?
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/22/11(Fri)23:29 No.14686583
    You drive into the park proper. The automatic announcement "Welcome to Jurassic Park" plays as the doors open. You head down the Maintenance road and reach the gate leading into the Aviary.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)23:29 No.14686587
    >>14686465
    Glad we took that damn rifle. . .

    Tag anything that gets near us. That red dot- that's the place we need to hit, right? Alright. . . We're grabbing the camcorder, the jury-rigged flamethrower, the M1911 with it's rounds, THE FIRST AID KIT, gas mask in case of spit, HE missiles, toolbox, utility belt, and, of course, FLOOD HAT.

    We get on the boat and load all of this shit on the boat. SQUEAKER STAYS ON THE BOAT. We take everyone and make sure they have a weapon. Then we have a talk with them. We're going into the raptor paddock. We'll have to go through the aviary. Not all of us will make it back out. We have two levels of alertness- Tranquilizing, and Life or Death. If it's between you, another one of us, or the dino, make the right choice and kill or seriously wound the dino.

    Everyone has their gear and carries an equal amount of gear.
    Jacob White: Tranq Pistol + Rocket Launcher and missiles
    Adian: Tranq Pistol+M1911
    Adrien: Tranq Pistol+.44
    Brooklyn: Tranq Pistol+Flamethrower
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)23:30 No.14686593
    STAY IN THE CAR UNTIL WE GET TO THE BOAT
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)23:31 No.14686608
    >>14686587
    You know that they don't know about the rocket launcher as such, right? We told them it's a camera.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)23:32 No.14686617
    Also, while we drive, let's listen to the maintenance channel, see what kind of chatter there is.
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/22/11(Fri)23:34 No.14686639
    >>14686617

    It's mostly quiet, except for some short conversations in Spanish.

    You open the gate to the Aviary. And as you drive down to the docks, you're assaulted by the pterosaurs.

    Make a vehicles check.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)23:36 No.14686662
    rolled 97 = 97

    >>14686639
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)23:36 No.14686663
    rolled 63 = 63

    >>14686639

    FUCKING FUUUUUCK
    May the power of love save me! We have a date to go on later!
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)23:37 No.14686677
    FUCKING BIRDS
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/22/11(Fri)23:40 No.14686714
    You swerve all around the road, but you manage to easily evade the dives from the pterosaurs. You reach the relative safety of the dock parking lot. You can see a lot of fire damage on the surrounding foliage.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)23:44 No.14686739
    Shit. Like, as in there's a fire going on?
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/22/11(Fri)23:45 No.14686744
    >>14686739

    There was a fire at some point, there isn't any more.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)23:45 No.14686748
    >>14686714
    "Fucking Jason, fucking shooting at me with fucking incendiary rounds."

    Take what was mentioned earlier. Now is the time to give the walk. And be serious about how goddamn dangerous this is going to be. We may face rex out there for all we know. If we want to do this right, someone's gonna die. If we want to all get out alive, I want us all carrying heavier gear. And questions?
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)23:51 No.14686805
    >>14686744
    What >>14686587 says.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)23:51 No.14686812
    >>14686748
    give *the talk*
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/22/11(Fri)23:53 No.14686831
    Everyone is rather amazed at the gear your pulling out.

    Aidan speaks up first.

    "Uhh Boss? Where did you get all this stuff?"

    Jason: "Where in the hell did you get a AT4?!"
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)23:58 No.14686881
    >>14686831
    "It's been an interesting couple days."
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)00:01 No.14686907
    >>14686831
    "Oh, so you know what this is? Good, that means I can trust you with it."

    Proceed with >>14686587's plan
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)00:03 No.14686918
    >>14686831
    found most of this stashed by a traitor, I managed to capture him but kept this stuff because the park is still infested with a unknown number of raptors and dispatch seems to be some sort of nut who cares next to nothing about human life.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)00:03 No.14686921
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    >>14686831
    Dead people, some of it. The rest was opportunity.

    Listen, we're here to fix shit and keep the place running. These are tools to help us do that job. I've had team members die. I don't plan on losing any more.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)00:03 No.14686931
    >>14686831
    "This? This is what I've acquired from friends and salvage in three to five days. . . Damn, time is starting to blur on me here. . .
    "Look, we can do this one of two ways: The legal way, which is going to get some of us if not all of us killed just so and I quote we 'don't hurt the bottom line', or we can do this my way, which has an outstanding chance of getting us all through this alive. Alright. New York? Flamethrower. The rest of you decide between yourselves with the pistols- and my military man- would you happen to have experience with a rocket launcher? High explosive rounds. Apparently it's the only thing to take Rex down quick enough that it won't chew someone to bits before realizing it's got tranquilizers in its system."
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)00:04 No.14686942
    >>14686921
    oh wow I never realized someone saved that caption I made.
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/23/11(Sat)00:05 No.14686950
    Jason: "I'm pretty sure that you're not supposed to have any of this. In fact, I'm completely sure."
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)00:09 No.14686987
    >>14686950
    Well, if you run into a Rex, you can explain to it that you aren't allowed to carry HE, so if he could come back later...
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)00:11 No.14687012
    >>14686950
    "I'm pretty sure I'd rather break the rules and keep you all alive. But hey. If you don't want a weapon, I won't have you carry one. Just remember: Those doses of tranquilizers take different amounts of time to kick in depending on the dinosaur. And for some dinosaurs, they won't even kick in at all at this dose."
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)00:11 No.14687013
    >>14686950
    "And I'm completely sure that I didn't survive this long by not doing whatever it takes to survive on this island. If you had any idea what I've had to go through the past few days, you would understand."
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/23/11(Sat)00:14 No.14687045
    "Just a little uncomfortable with breaking a lot of important rules is all." He hefts the launcher.

    "Yeah, I've fired one of these."

    Aidan takes the M1911, disassembles it, and starts inspecting the parts.

    Adrien holds the revolver between thumb and forefinger like it's a dead rat.

    Brooklyn: "What the hell is this piece of shit?! They get guns, HE gets a goddamn rocket launcher, and all I fucking get is a can of WD-40 with a lighter taped to it?! This is BULLSHIT!"
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)00:15 No.14687059
    >>14687045
    "Want me to tell you how it saved my life a couple days back? Look, Adrien doesn't look like he wants his gun. You know how to rock a .44? And can you aim better with that sucker than the tranquilizer?"
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)00:18 No.14687099
    >>14687045

    >>14687059
    Then to Brooklyn: "That thing has cleared out packs of compies for me when I needed it. It'd probably put a good scare into a raptor too."
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/23/11(Sat)00:23 No.14687158
    >>14687059

    "My dad made me clean his revolver every time I got in trouble. Yes I know how to use one."
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)00:25 No.14687188
    >>14687158
    "Alright. Adrien, you think you can use this thing okay?"
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)00:26 No.14687191
    >>14687158
    ". . . That kind of sucks Brooklyn. Alright- going with the people who know the most about what they're packing- If you'd feel more comfortable with the dart rifle, I'll let you have it, Adrien. If not, that flamethrower saved my ass from getting swarmed and. . . eaten, by a bunch of compysothagnus whilst I was repairing wires. Just light and spray at anything that's too close for comfort. They're not fans of being set on fire."
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/23/11(Sat)00:28 No.14687219
    He takes the WD-40 can and looks at you.

    "I'm a pacifist."
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)00:34 No.14687290
    >>14687219
    "Then you'll like this. It's good at only putting a scare into them, if you use a quick enough burst."
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)00:35 No.14687292
    >>14687219
    "Y- you're a pacifist. . . okay, so you don't want to kill anything, right? Right then. I doubt the flamethrower's going to kill anything that isn't a compy, and- look, I hope you don't object, but if something is trying to eat you, and it's too close or too late for tranq's, I'm gonna kill it. Just FYI man.

    "Alright guys. You can consider all this stuff precautionary. We have two settings: Tranquilize, and Protecting Each Other. If you've got the time, tranquilize. If someone's about to die, we'll worry about Dispatch's 'bottom line' and the company profits later. Right now we're going to face the single most deadly bunch of dinosaurs I've faced yet on their home turf. They hunt in packs of three minimum, and they're smart enough to open car doors and set ambushes. We're on a mission to restore power to the security cameras in the paddock. Without those cameras, we're blind to raptor movements on top of us. This has to get done guys. Any questions?"
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)00:36 No.14687302
    >>14687219
    We're not killing any people. And if possible, I'd like to try to avoid killing dinos. I only expect these to get used if lives ar on the line.
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/23/11(Sat)00:38 No.14687322
    >>14687292

    Nobody has any questions, though they do fall to the ground laughing when you put on your floodhat.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)00:39 No.14687339
    Eh, they'll serious up when we get down to business.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)00:42 No.14687371
    >>14687322
    "That's right, laugh it up. I'm making regular headlamps standard issue when this is done."
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/23/11(Sat)00:48 No.14687441
    Eventually they stop laughing and get back up to get on the boat.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)00:49 No.14687455
    >>14687441
    Everyone on the boat? All our gear on the boat? We got the Talk said and done?

    Alright. Lets Heart of Darkness up in this bitch. Charge on.
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/23/11(Sat)00:52 No.14687484
    Just in time to cut it for the night.

    I'm tired and heading to bed. See everyone tomorrow. Want to do same time? I can get on around 12 PM CST to start it up, or anywhere in between, if desired.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)00:55 No.14687514
    I only just finished reading the entire archive. It was pretty enjoyable. Thanks for running this. ECW.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)00:55 No.14687521
    >>14687484
    This was an awesome damn session and I'm glad we're cutting it here instead of stopping in the middle of craziness. I totally anticipate shit hitting the fan this session or next session, and this session being like the calm before the storm as we go up the river. Good job man, I had a blast.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)00:56 No.14687535
    AWWWW SHIT! Getcha tranquilizers ready, it's about to go down. Everybody in the park hit the fucking deck, but stay on ya muthafuckin' toes! We runnin' this, let's go. We're on a boat!
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/23/11(Sat)00:58 No.14687556
    >>14687521

    Glad you had fun.

    >>14687514

    Welcome. Might want to thank JP Admin for starting it. Never would've started a quest on my own.



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