No

fuck off, you asked yesterday too

>>14659989

Yes I did, and people were interested then.

>>14659961

Sure am, as always.

>>14660007

I think more people will join later, most are probably still in school/at work.

>>14660088

Yes, but running it with just one person isn't the best idea.

>>14659989
>>14659985
Ignore this faggot. Let's get started, ECW.
Don't confuse trolls for actual people.

Thread Archive:
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Jurassic%20Park

SKILLS
Athletics [Basic]
Mechanics [Basic]
- [Maintenance]
Computers [Basic]
Survival [Basic]
Park Knowledge [Basic]
Dinosaur Knowledge [Basic]
First Aid [Basic]
Firearms [Basic]
- [Small Arms]

INVENTORY
- Blue Level Security Card
- Orange Level Security Card
- JP Maintenance Dept. Hard Hat (Floodhat)
- JP Maintenance Dept. Coveralls
- Chainmail
- Utility Belt
- Flashlight [Pwr: lllll]
- Walkie-Talkie [Pwr: ll ]
- Compressed Air Pistol
- x20 Tranquilizer Darts
- Toolbox
- 2 Rechargeable batteries (Flashlight/talkie compatible)
- Recharging station (Battery)
- .44 Magnum
- x19 .44 Magnum rounds (HP)
- Jury-rigged Flamethrower (WD-40 and Lighter)
- Gas Mask
- Rocket Launcher (Explorer)
- x6 Missiles (HE)
- First Aid Kit
- x30 7.62 rounds (HP)
- x30 7.62 rounds (Incendiary)
- Taser
- Spanish/English Pocket Dictionary

Ambiance:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6fka74ZnpU

>>14660117
For next time, you might want to consider starting at 5pm or 6pm CST.
I'm able to get on at 4:30CST because that's when I connect to the bus wifi and get here. Others are not quite so fortunate.

>>14660154

Might be worth looking into, I'll ask around at the end if this picks up.

>>14660117

I only meant that you shouldn't give up bumping yet :)

Jacob speaks Spanish, so ask him to translate:
"Hey, we knocked out the dino! Are there any more in the area? We've got a car back on the road, it'll be safer there."

Hey, we don't know the New Yorker's name.
What derogatory and insulting nickname should we give him?
Yorkie? Hipster?

>>14660170
this+ask what they were doing here

Jacob: "Oye, que anularon el dinosaurio! ¿Hay alguna más en el área? Tenemos un coche nuevo en la carretera, será más seguro allí."

Worker "No lo sé. Ayúdame a abajo."

>>14660214
meatshield

>>14660271

I second this.

>>14660255

How far up in the tree is he? Could we catch him if he fell?

>>14660255
have one of the guys help the spanish speaker get down while we keep an eve out for dinos

Do you we need everyone alive?

>>14660362

That would probably be the best option, although Dispatch would probably be more upset if we killed a Dilo.

You and Jacob keep watch for dinos as NY gets the worker out of the tree, which results in NY dropping the worker and hauling him to his feet.

The worker brushes himself off.

"¡gracias!"

"No problemo."

Tell Jacob to ask him if he has gotten any dilo spit on him.

Head back to the car, and if we have some, antidote, help the two workers use it.

>>14660469

Jacob: ""¿Se escupir sobre ti?"

NY: "Oh come on, he's covered in it. What are you, blind?"

You can see that his jumpsuit is indeed covered in patches of saliva, the stench is terrible. None of it is on his face though.

Worker: "Sí, es todo."

>>14660532
Okay, let's get back to the Explorer.
Have Jacob ask the guy if there was anyone else with them, and if they've got a vehicle of their own.
When we get back to the Explorer, get on the radio.
"Dispatch, this is Porter. I've got two dilos tranqed, and two Maintenance guys safe. Send a DRT by on the road from the Bungalows to the Inn for pickup on the dinos."

>>14660566

This.

>>14660532
Alright. LEt's get back to the car and see how the first maintenance guy is looking.

"*static* Hmm, that's strange, we've never had problems with the dilos before. Sending a DRT your way." Is it just you, or is he speaking a bit louder than he usually does?

Nothing attacks you on your way back to the road. You step out of the foliage and see that the first worker is lying on the ground, Adrien is holding him down while Aidan is holding some contraption over his eyes and squeezing an air bladder. Adrien looks up.

"Oh good, you're back. We're administering the anti-venom." He stands up and looks at his hands.

"Putain, c'est dégoûtant."

Dammit, is he wearing gloves? We better administer the antidote to him aswell if he didn't

>>14660658

The venom is only toxic if it gets to a sensitive area, like the eyes.

>>14660673

Alright, then we should continue on our journey.

>>14660673
Wait around for the DRT to arrive and give these guys a lift.
If we leave them now, there's no telling they'd be safe or not.

I suggest we stay and wait with them. Something else might be rustling around in the bushes, would be a crying shame if the lad manages to shrug off the poison, only to end up being Chompy chow.

You wait around for a minute or so before a DRT comes up. It's your friends from the Windmill.

The crew chief walks over as the other two grab the dilo at the edge of the foliage.

"Man, what is it with you and these dinos. You carrying around some carrion or something? I got a call for two, where's the other one?"

>>14660805
"In the woods a few dozen yards from here."

"Over here." Walk them over to where the other one is. Also, inb4 it's gone.

He follows you to the tree, where you find the dilo happily sleeping away.

"Alright, thanks. I'll go get my crew and we'll drag him out. Try and stay out of trouble, please?"

>"*static* Hmm, that's strange, we've never had problems with the dilos before. Sending a DRT your way." Is it just you, or is he speaking a bit louder than he usually does?
This is hilarious. He's saying blatant lies for the benefit of someone else standing by him; we have personally had problems with the dilos before. Hell, I'm pretty sure they ate a whole maintenance crew.

>"Alright, thanks. I'll go get my crew and we'll drag him out. Try and stay out of trouble, please?"
"Hah! I won't go looking for trouble, but if it's between me and the job... Anyway, keep safe, man. See you."

Back to our car. Get everyone who's supposed to be with us on the road.

>>14660944
Second. Also see if the DRT can give the two Maintenance guys a ride back; unless they want to come with us towards the Inn.

"I'll radio for a medic to come get them, we'll keep them close in the mean time."

You all climb into the car and head out to the Iguanadon Inn. Driving there doesn't take very long, and nothing happens on the trip, aside from an argument between Adrien and NY.

"Oh god dammit, you got some of that shit on me. Watch what you put your hands on, you fucking Frog!"

"Vas te faire encule, vous américaine singe! "

"Oh what, too scared to talk to me in fucking English, god you French people are cowards."

They're coming close to blows.

>>14661102
"Will you shut the fuck up, Yorkie! What the fuck is wrong with you? If you can't handle getting a little dirty, you never shoulda gone into Maintenance and engineering. Now shut up and sit the fuck down! Fucking whiny piece of shit!"

>>14661102
"Brooklyn, shut the hell up. You're an engineer, for God's sakes, what do you expect, to walk around perfectly clean like a fashion model?"

"Brooklyn, shut the fuck up; remaining clean at all times is not in our job description. And if you EVER want us to face down raptors and dilos to save your ass, I would recommend getting a better attitude."

>>14661139
>>14661132
So we're calling him Brooklyn? I was partial to 'shit-face' myself.

"Oh fuck you, you aren't the boss of me."

>>14661253
Laugh and keep driving. "If that's how you want to play it, fine. We can. Consider yourself released from my dubious oversight."

We now never speak to this man again or assist him in any way unless ordered to. Hopefully he'll die and free us from a lot of problems.

>>14661147
I've seen a couple people call him that. It seems as good as anything.

>>14661289
Second this, but add "As for the rest of you, I hope you'll be willing to trust my expertise as someone who has been working here and experienced everything the last few days has thrown out at Jurassic Park."

Your laughter seems to have put him off-balance.

"Oh, uhhhh, good."

You make it to the Iguanadon Inn. It's a very fancy structure looks like a hotel. Armed guards patrol the inside of the fence. The gate opens for you and you roll in, coming to a stop in the small parking area.

Park and report for instructions.

OP this is the most awesome thing I've seen ever.

Unfortunately I do not have the time to partake in this atm. I will watch for more posts from you however.

>>14661405

Thanks, I try.

You park and everyone gets out, except for NY. You radio in.

"*static* Alright, we had a compy infestation earlier and they've been complaining about power problems ever since, I want you to look into it. Also, if you see any stragglers, grab 'em and bag 'em. I want to make sure this is the first and last compy break-in we get."

>>14661359
Park, give Dispatch a call as to what exactly we're expected to do here/who we should contact for instructions.

>>14661439
"Right, sounds familiar enough. I assume the guards here have compy gas, if we run into a swarm?"

>>14661439
alright, lets head to the power/utility room. If nessisary ask the guards for directions

>>14661455

"*static* That's a negative, no need. a DRT got most of the swarm out, all that'll be left is stragglers. Just stun them, or catch them and pick them up. Your call."

>>14661455
Important to make sure of this.

"All right. We run into serious problems, we'll let you know. Blueprints with the power diagram in the utility closet?"

>>14661484

"*static* In addition, we have guests on the premises, don't want them getting sick. And one more thing, don't get them angry or it's your ass."

You get the guards to direct you to the utility closet. They point you to a set of stairs next to the parking area with a card lock on it.

Aidan approaches you.

"Hey boss? Mind if I use your tool kit? Mine is uh, not usable."

>>14661561
Did you get dilo spit on yours?

>>14661561
"Hmm?" Find out what happened to his toolkit, if we shouldn't know already, but of course everyone is expected to share whatever tools are needed to get the job done. Except with Brooklyn, who is to be treated as a random asshole rather than a coworker.

"Well no, it's just that it's uhhhh...empty."

>>14661561
"Sure, just keep close."

"On second thought, take Brooklyn. He doesn't need his."

>>14661713
Oh, very much this.

By the way, we should take the explorer keys with us, don't want New Yorker bugging out.

"Oh, that works. Thank Boss." You can hear him heave a sigh of relief as he walks back to the Explorer. Brooklyn approaches you. He looks, subdued.

"Hey, where do you need me.....Boss?" You can see that something has made him very unhappy.

>>14661695
"Empty? What the hell? Did it have all the gear in it when you got it?"

>>14661765
Raise an eyebrow. "Change your mind about something?"

>>14661778

"Umm, yes?"

>>14661788

"That's none of your business."

>>14661794
it is if your working with me.

You can see he is pretty angry. And he spits out one word.

"Dispatch."

Laugh again. Dispatch, on our side for once? Hell must be feeling pretty chilly!

But don't say that.

"I'll tell you what to do once we've seen the wiring schematics. Until then, act professional. There are guests here."

"Alright." He goes over to the Explorer and drags out a toolbox.

How many people are in here participating?

>>14662028
here, waiting for stuff to happen.

You head over to the stairs and slide your ID in the card lock. The light turns green and you hear the lock disengage.

You also hear some shouting.

"Sonuva....really Aidan, you brought this thing with you?! Give me my damn toolbox back!"

Shout to our team. "All of you, with me! Bring your kits! We've got work to do."

If Brooklyn isn't smart enough to realize that someone else is basically offering to carry his shit, he's an idiot.

>>14662151
first, look in the room are there any chompys? then turn around and see what the "thing" is.

Inform the newyorker that he wont need his tools right now as hes on chompy duty, that being to search the rooms for any chompys and subdue them after that hes to search for whare they entered.

The room looks clear, but you can't see all of it. Everyone approaches you withe their kits. You take Aidan's and look inside.

"It's just a compy." He sounds sheepish.

You look inside and this looks up at you, giving a small squeak.

>>14662298
...Whare exactly, and I mean this literaly did you find this?

>>14662341

"He was wondering around the Bungalows last night with a bunch of friends. We had extra food from dinner, so I started feeding them. He stuck around, so I took him in. Couldn't resist, too cute."

>>14662423
>I started feeding them
>mfw


"sir, these are wild animals, dinosaurs or not. please do not feed them."

>>14662423
Facepalm. "And you left behind your actual work materials for this? I thought you had more sense."

"Aidan... and I mean this in the best possibly way... that was an utterly idiotic thing to do. First, how are you supposed to get anything done? Second, compys might look harmless, but they are -not-. I've seen people get eaten by them while sleeping, swarmed when they looked hurt... don't feed them, don't encourage them, don't do anything friendly towards them."

>>14662480

The kit has his tools in it. Presumably he was lying so you wouldn't look inside the kit.

>>14662496
well, thank goodness for small favors, at least.

>>14662298
...is that picture actually what's in there, or is it a compy? Because I imagine that we can tell the difference, having seen many, many compys in our day.

>>14662341
>mfw you missed out on the wonderful and assorted toy line brought out when The Lost World came out.
Also
>mfw I have one of those and the egg is still complete.

>>14662510

Yeah, you're pretty fucking sure it's a baby Velociraptor. Aidan hasn't seen a velociraptor, so he's probably getting them confused.

>>14662520
"Aidan, how many of these did you say you saw last night?"

>>14662513
Also, you jelly?

>>14662573

"Maybe about a dozen or so. Why? Want one?"

The raptor leaps out of the kit, landing on Aidan's chest and scrambling up to stand on his shoulder. He laughs.

>>14662609
I'LL TAKE TWENTY

>>14662496
Aidan, this is both a good thing and a bad thing. You see, this is NOT a chompy, its too stocky Its head is the wrong shape and its skin is too smooth. I am no expert but it looks very young.

that means its a hatchling carnivore, which means thats its parents have a nest close to the place whare we sleep at night and have a way inside.

in fact it looks a hell of a lot like a baby raptor, meaning i need to tell dispatch this right this second.

message for dispatch: several recently hatched raptors are inside Bungalows fences, there may be a hole in the fences and raptors dangerously close. We have one them one of our team picked up and missidentafied as a chompy

>>14662609
"Fuck." Grab our radio. "Dispatch, we may have a very big problem. Not related to the systems here. You have a few minutes?"

Trying for a delicate touch initially since he had someone he was hiding shit from earlier. Might as well give him an opportunity to shoo them out.

>>14662609
Real cute.

Really, really cute, until it grows man-sized and eats someone.

This is like those people who buy tiger cubs until suddenly they get too big to handle and let them loose after learning that people give it food.

>>14662692

"*static* Well that's a surprise, this is certainly an unprecedented event. They actually might've gone under the fence. The compys were probably digging around. As long as their parents don't get in, it shouldn't be a big deal. Nevertheless, I'll have a crew take a look at it now that the Rex is down again.

As for how close the raptors are, it's not surprising. The Holding Pen is nearby.

Wait, how do you know all this? I thought you were at the Iguanadon Inn?"

"Please don't tell them about Squeak. He's fine." He gestures to the raptor, which is nuzzling him fondly.

>>14662786
"One of my men here mentioned seeing them this morning when we described the compys to them. Better safe than sorry."

>>14662786
The second that we start having problems with the raptor, it's gone.

>>14662786
"My team apparently saw them earlier but thought they were compys and didn't report it."

"*static* Alright, we'll take a look at it and make sure this sort of thing doesn't happen again. After all, that is Dispatch's job." He's still talking a bit louder.

Aidan wraps you in a crushing hug. The raptor ends up on your shoulder. It looks at you curiously.

"Thanks Boss, you're the best."

>>14662786
"Aidan... Bro. Listen. I understand it's cute, but if his parents haven't been shot by me or a DRT or Muldoon yet, they're going to come looking for him. And you can imagine what they'll do when they find out you took him. And if they are dead, well... what are you going to do in six months when he's the size of a turkey, or a year when he's fully grown and vicious? The best thing for him and for you is to let them take him in. Maybe now, after what's been experienced, they know enough that they can tame him. I promise I won't single you out."

"Sorry about that, dispatch. One of the rookies adopted one."

>>14662934
It gets out of hand, it's gone. Remember, it's just a baby right now, but it WILL get bigger. And hungrier.

And don't lie to cover yourself. I don't want anyone ending up dead, for any reason.

>>14662942
Fucking hell, don't mention to Dispatch that Aidan grabbed one. We'll just quietly kill or release it later and everyone's ass is covered.

>>14662934
>>14662942
Never mind.
This is going to bite us in the ass.

"Don't be too grateful just yet, Aidan. If its mama and daddy come looking for it, I AM going to turn it in to the first DRT I see."

>>14662942
Would like to suggest we tell to Muldoon about it next time we see him, telling Aiden that is who we will go to, guy seems the most reasonable even with the slant on raptors, this way it will help build trust with Aiden and if he does want it handed over we can do it no questions asked.

>>14662981
Sorry, meant telling Muldoon rather than dispatch.

>>14662969
Emphasize how far out of bounds this all is. Then start getting to work, we got a job, and it ain't heartwarming hallmark moments.

>>14662942
Don't hang Aidan out to dry yet.
But do tell him:
"Aidan, you just adopted something which can grow into a 500lb human-killing machine. If it's parents come looking for it, it's gone"

"If it comes to that, alright. Just....thanks." The raptor jumps back onto Aidan, who starts petting it. Brooklyn makes a grab for his toolkit, but backs away as the raptor hisses at him. Aidan gives the toolkit to Brooklyn before going to put the raptor in the Explorer, with Brooklyn looking sourly after them.

"Fucking chicken." You hear him mutter.

>>14663056
"I agree. Dumb move, but it's not important now. Let's get to work."

(30 minute warning)

>>14663056
>Aidan gives the toolkit to Brooklyn before going to put the raptor in the Explorer
What the fuck? No, Aidan, you do not get to store your pet in our car. It stays with him or he gets rid of it. Preferably the latter.

>>14663056
"Let's just get to work."
Check the electrical cables for signs of compys chewing them.

So do we care about him storing the raptor in the car or not?

>>14663161

Last time was with the turbines, I believe. I wasn't sure whether the whole conspiracy would constitute getting another skill. I'm still torn.

EMPLOYEE BUNGALOS ARE RIGHT NEXT TO THE RAPTOR PEN.

WHAT THE FUCK, HAMMOND.

>>14663166
Let him store it in the Explorer. When shit inevitably hits the fan, we tell Aidan we told him this was a bad idea.

>>14663212
This was covered in the first session, man.

>>14663217
We don't want the shit to hit the fan!

Also, I don't want the raptor stored in the car and getting frisky, then attracting guards to the Explorer, where they will get all of us in deep shit. Would end poorly for us.

>>14663217
>>14663264

We're tied here. Unless someone else would like to give their .02 I'll ask for a roll.

>>14663264
One of our men stole a fucking raptor. Shit hitting the fan is only a matter of time at this point.

>>14663313
When shit hits the fan it's better that it not do so in a way that results in us getting clawed from behind while we crouch over some wiring.

>>14663093
i support this, we cant risk the raptor attracting attention to the car we still have our highly illegal rocket launcher in there

Looking at the time, I'll save this dilemma for next session and cut it here.

I was asked about an alternate start time. Would anyone like to suggest an alternate to 4 PM CST? On school days I can do as early as 3 PM CST. I go to bed around 10-11 PM CST.

>>14663264
If it attracts the guards, then it's hardly our fault that the little lizard got into our vehicle. Things get everywhere, that's why we have cleanup teams. Put it in the car.

>>14663346
problem with that is that the new yorker would probably rat us out

Current time works for me. Session is archived.

>>14663346
Our car has a rocket launcher and a flamethrower in it. We don't want the guards searching it for more little pests and finding those. Also, hardly our fault my ass when the car is locked. Having it in the car is a wholly unnecessary risk.

Hell, doing anything other than killing it and disposing of the body quietly is an unnecessary risk, but leaving it in the car alone is truly flagrant.

>>14663342
I suggest 5PM CST/6PM EST. Better chance of catching more players. And also confirm when the next session will take place so we know to be looking for it.

>>14663396
Sad thing is, for once I agree with the little shitkicker.

>>14663409

I can run one tomorrow at the suggested time. Fuck yeah, 3 day weekend.

So do we want 4 or 5? If it's only one person I'll just stick with my current time.

>>14663482
I would much prefer 5, ECW.

>>14663492

Can't you just catch the session in progress?

>>14663564
I could. I'm just saying that I personally would prefer 5, but if you like 4, it's your quest, bro.

>>14663564
Yeah, we can always catch it while it's in progress. Just keep in mind that such would be the case, so don't expect too many responses until we can get back to being in front of a computer.