Nobody's interested?

I'm getting the feeling people don't want this quest anymore.

still waiting for oop

>>14648439

oop?

>>14647984

>>14648482

That's one person, is anyone else interested?

Bump for more people besides me

Bump with mood music
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6fka74ZnpU

Well, since there seems to be a dearth of interest today, I'll try again tomorrow. Hopefully it won't be a trend.

>>14648852
See you tomorrow dude

Oh man, I missed it :(

>>14648872

Shit, I'm still around. I'm just not bumping the thread anymore.

>>14648932
And then there were two
so we stating or what?

>>14648939
Eh, we can give it a shot.

Thread archive:
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Jurassic%20Park

SKILLS
Athletics [Basic]
Mechanics [Basic]
- [Maintenance]
Computers [Basic]
Survival [Basic]
Park Knowledge [Basic]
Dinosaur Knowledge [Basic]
First Aid [Basic]
Firearms [Basic]
- [Small Arms]

INVENTORY
- Blue Level Security Card
- Orange Level Security Card
- JP Maintenance Dept. Hard Hat (Floodhat)
- JP Maintenance Dept. Coveralls
- Chainmail
- Utility Belt
- Flashlight [Pwr: lllll]
- Walkie-Talkie [Pwr: ll ]
- Compressed Air Pistol
- x20 Tranquilizer Darts
- Toolbox
- 2 Rechargeable batteries (Flashlight/talkie compatible)
- Recharging station (Battery)
- .44 Magnum
- x20 .44 Magnum rounds (HP)
- Jury-rigged Flamethrower (WD-40 and Lighter)
- Gas Mask
- Rocket Launcher (Explorer)
- x6 Missiles (HE)
- First Aid Kit
- x30 7.62 rounds (HP)
- x30 7.62 rounds (Incendiary)
- Taser
- Spanish/English Pocket Dictionary

All right lets get these bunch of I amuse to be new recruits in order,have them first give us there, names,skills why the hell did they thin k it would be alright to raid our fringe for food!

>INVENTORY
How are we carrying all this shit?

>>14649121
Most of its in our car

>>14649022

The southerner steps up and salutes

"Jacob White, Mechanical Engineering: 5 years working the oil rigs and 2 years in the military, sir! They told us we bunked here and that the fridge was shared."

The other person at the table stands up and gives a rather bored introduction. Pronounced French accent.

"Adrien Chevalier, Electrician, I wasn't going through the damn fridge."

The fridge raider approaches.

"Sorry about that." Irish maybe? "Aidan Stone, Electrical Engineer."

The last guy looks up from your bunk, which he's laying on.

"Oh come on." Definitely from around New York. "What is this? The fucking military? I came here to get away from that."

another anon here

>>14649148
"The military will look rosy if you don't get off my bed. Sleep on your own."

Turn to the others. "Good to have you all here. What have they told you, aside from that? You all issued your equipment yet- firearms, tools, first aid kits? You'll want all three with you at all times when you're on the job."

>>14649148
Relax just tiring to get to know y'all better, trust when I say this am the best hope you have of get-en off this inland alive. So you gents ready to go work!

>>14649148
ignore the newyorker, properly introduce ourself and ask how long theyve been here and what there instructions are?

also, did we get any clearer orders than go to the bungaloes?

>>14649181

The new yorker rolls his eyes and you can hear a muttered "Oh please." as he gets off your bed.

>>14649209

Dispatch wanted you over at the Iguanadon Inn.

>>14649180

"Haven't been here for more than a day. Yeah, we got everything. We were told to wait for someone to come get us."

>>14649279
By the way my names Porter, Dispatch wants us to go check out a problem at the Iguanadon Inn. So unless you need to do anything overly important we roll in 5, so get your gear and meet me outside in. While they pack up lets go chat with Juan and Emanuel

>>14649370

They start collecting their gear and you leave. You head outside and look around, Juan and Emmanuel are still speaking to the crown of Costa Ricans, they look pretty busy.

>>14649279
"That'd be me. Get ready to move out. And before we leave, I should tell you a very important rule: Whenever you're outside a secured area, never be alone unless you absolutely must, and keep at least one weapon ready for use at all times. This place is dangerous as hell, and getting sloppy will kill you."

>>14649429

"Can't be all bad. Security seems to have things handled pretty well."

>>14649498
Security ha ha ha ha ha ha, OH wait your serious, let me laugh harder, no the guys who got our back are DRT teams, but there usually busy, so we have to be able to look after ourselves once predators came as calling renumber what I tell keep sharp and you may live to collect your pay checks!

>>14649498
"Look, the DRT teams try, but they can't be everywhere. A lot of the time it's our job to tranq the dinos and keep them secure until the DRTs show up for pickup duty. And security proper isn't anywhere there aren't normally people, which includes a lot of the areas that need frequent repairs. You'll see what I mean in the next day or three; until then, just take my word for it when I say you should keep on your toes."

"Well, alright. But they seem to have things pretty well in hand. Aside from those damn chickens."

>>14649498
"Security? Hah! Security doesn't handle dinos, the DRT's do. Security WILL get eaten alive by raptors, I'm betting $50 US that a Security guy is going to get disembowled within a week; who wants in?"

Oh and ECW, it's not that people don't want to play, it's that you picked a bad time and without letting us know in advance what days you're running, some of us aren't looking for JP Quest to show up.

>>14649697

Ahh, that makes sense. I'll see what I can do about being a bit more consistent.

>>14649668
"Ah, right. The compys. Those things move in packs, and they'll go for anyone who smells of blood or even LOOKS injured. Hell, if you're even asleep, they'll fucking eat you alive. They've got a neurotoxin that puts you out, and with 5 or 6 of them biting you, it won't take long till you're dead.
"One of the former Heads of Maintenance was killed in his sleep by compys, and eaten. The guy after that, some dino attacked and killed him in the night.
"This ain't a petting zoo, this is a fucking wildlife preserve, and the dinos WILL attack and eat you if you're not careful."

>>14649668
Which of them is being this stupidly optimistic when we're trying to emphasize the importance of caution here? There are four of them and they can't all be this reluctant to listen to our advice.

>>14649697
>>14649737
Say these two as we lead these guys to our Explorer.
As soon as we're all in, and they buckle up, get on the radio with Dispatch.
"Dispatch, this is Porter. I've got the team and I'm on my way to the Inn. Can you at least tell me what kind of problems it's having so I can pick up any supplies I need before I leave the Bungalows?"

>>14649710
I appreciate it. If you would be consistent, you wouldn't need to ask, I would be willing to ignore any obligations short of final exams or a job.

Anyway, if Emanuel has a moment, I'd like to suggest the two of us stay in contact since we know we can rely on each other.

>>14649747

This is the Southerner speaking. The rest of the gang are silent.

>>14649747
Well the New Yorker is the obvious one. A frighteningly accurate portrayal.
Oh, and we gotta reinforce that the raptors are smart. Not just, you know, cunning, but fucking smart. Able to open car doors and plan ambushes smart.

The crew looks vaguely ill and uncomfortable as you lead them to the Explorer.

New Yorker pipes up.

"What the fuck happened to the car?! Looks like a piece of crap!"

Jacob: "Uh, yeah, that thing looks pretty beat up."

>>14649773
"Look, Jacob, you ever work in a wildlife preserve? An open-range one? Think of this Park as one of those. Everywhere outside of a reinforced and fenced in safe area, like the Bungalows, the Inn, or the Visitor Center, is open range territory right now. And the animals we have here, would tear lions and tigers apart.
"Dispatch and Management probably haven't told you this, but all of the fences went down a while back, and the raptors got loose, along with the other predators. Raptors are smart enough that they can open car doors and always attack in groups of 3 or more, with one usually acting as bait. The DRT's and I have accounted for most of them, but there's still a pack or two roaming around."

"This, boys, is what a handful of pissed-off raptors are capable of. This car was brand new an hour ago."

>>14649822
"Oh, this? THIS, my friends, is the result of working here. 1 T-Rex attack, an encounter with a triceratops, an attack by some pteradons, and 3 raptor attacks, one of which the fuckers actually opened the passenger door and nearly took my arm off.
"Like I said, this place will keep you on your toes."

>>14649846
Didn't we get a new car when we left the visitor's center, because Jason crashed the old one?

>>14649846
Oh wait, that's right. This is a new Explorer. Ignore mine and go with this >>14649837

>>14649822
"Raptor attack when I stopped on the road to chase some compys off a body. One opened up the passenger door to get in; I tazed it. They hunt in packs, of course, so while I was busy with that one one came in from the other side and chomped my arm. I've got armor, fortunately, and raptor jaws don't have the sort of crushing strength that you would find in say a hyena- they rely mostly on their teeth to do the damage. So my arm was okay while I took it out with some driving."

Say it casually, like it happens every day. Because it fucking does. "Who wants shotgun?"

They stare at you for a second before busting out laughing.

Aidan wipes a tear from his eye and comments.

"Ahh, that's a good one, boss."

After the laugh fest is finished, they all climb in, with New Yorker trying to get into the driver's seat.

>>14649920
Shoot New York a glare.
"Hey. Brooklyn. What do you think you're doing?"

>>14649920
Put our hand on his shoulder, you said that you had military experience, right, so you get shotgun hand him the shotgun and tell him to get in the front passenger seat.

>>14649920
Glare at the New Yorker.
"Do you even know the roads here? And this isn't a gas car, it's electric. You got any experience driving one of these?"

Incidentally, we remembered to replace our tranq's air canister, right?

>>14649957
We don't have the shotgun; we gave it to Juan and Emmanuel for safe-keeping. They know now that they can't fully trust Dispatch, and will keep the gun in case of trouble.

>>14649984
Yeah, we recharged it last session. We tried to get a tranq rifle and another tranq pistol, but the armory wouldn't give us any since they're so low on spares.

>>14649975

"Pff, it's a car, not that difficult. One petal makes it go 'vroom', the other makes it go 'screech'. Why, don't you know how to drive a car?"

>>14650033

*pedal

>>14650033
"More than you, apparently. Looks like I'm driving."

Take the front. We should be the one with the keys anyway, so it's not like he could have started it.

>>14650033
"Well I've heard all I need to hear. Backseat. Who's a good shot? I want them near the windows in case something needs tranq'd"

>>14650057
No, no, let him drive. When he fucking fails at it, we make sure to verbally abuse him. He's the guy we let die, so that the others learn that this park is serious business.

>>14650110
Dude, I don't want to be stuck walking through miles of dino-infested jungle because this jackass couldn't take a hint.

>>14650123
Agreed. If we must let him die, we do it outside of our transportation.

>>14650123
Alright, we'll tell him to get out and we'll drive.
But are we agreed that we let him get eaten, or at least, lightly mauled, for the danger of the Park to set in?

>>14650149
Sure. Better men than him have died for less.

>>14650149
If it comes to that. He may have some kind of useful skill. If it's a choice between saving him and saving someone else, we save someone else.

He grumbles about it, but goes to the back and takes a seat. Jacob takes shotgun, while Aidan and Adrien join New Yorker.

Jacob: "Hey, where did you get the revolver? I thought outside weapons weren't allowed on the island."

>>14650192
"Long story. The short version is because Muldoon says I can."

>>14650277

Adrien: "And who is Muldoon?"

>>14650192
Some people dissagree with that, they got killed by raptors. We killed the raptors and got the ok to keep it.

>>14650304
"He's the Game Warden, and in charge of the DRT's. Do NOT mess with the man; he single-handedly wrestled and killed a raptor with just a hunting knife."

>>14650304
"...You sure the four of you are supposed to be working here? Muldoon is the game warden."

Oh boy oh boy! I thought this had died! How are ya ECW?

>>14650304
"Muldoon's in charge of the DRTs. He's a good guy, been keeping order on the island."

>>14650334

Adrien:"Is that a big deal?"

You're about to answer when you hear alarms going off in the compound.

Everybody starts mounting up and driving away.

>>14650397
Which alarm is it?
Is it the "Oh shit one of the visitors is drunk and has a gun", or is it the "Oh shit, the fences are down, the T-Rex is loose, and the raptors are in our base"?

>>14650397
Smile. "Ah, looks like some sort of emergency. Welcome to Jurassic Park."

>>14650397
"Shit. Tranqs ready, men."

>>14650422
this is a very important question

>>14650527

General Emergency alarm. Meaning "Stand by for details from Dispatch."

Your radio squawks.

"Attention: It seems the Rex has woken up and is heading to the Bungalows. Either head to your assignments or head to Maintenance HQ. That is all."

>>14650600
"You heard the man. Buckle up, because we're getting out of here."

Drive, carefully, to the Iguanodon Inn.

>>14650600
Ok which one of you boys knows how to use a rocket launcher because I got a feeling we might need it here in a few minutes

>>14650600
well, lets get moving to the inn. we should still have plenty of charge in our battery. Oh, check that they know which dino the rex is. these guys dont seem too well informed.

>>14650630
We are not using the rocket launcher. Danger or no, proven ourselves ten times over or no, killing Rex would mean our job.

>>14650630
lets keep quiet about the rocket, the one we have is the almost certainly illegal one with explosive rockets instead of tranqs

>>14650653
>>14650669
Thirding keeping quiet about the rocket launcher.
We can't trust any of these guys yet.

Agreed. Let's go. As awesome as that sounds, it's also really, really dangerous. Beeline for the Inn.

>>14650644

Jacob: "Shoot, we were kids once."

Aidan: "Speak for yourself, I worked on a farm. What is a 'Rex'"?

NY: "A big fucking dinosaur with a big fucking appetite, now let's book it."

>>14650729
"Tyranosaurus Rex; big predator dino the size of an 18-wheeler and with an appetite to match."

Drive carefully to the Inn; we don't want to crash again.

>>14650729
>well, lets get moving to the inn.
As usual keep an eye out for dinos/workers and dont drive so fast that we cant stop suddenly if the rex pops out of the jungle.

also, make it very clear that if we do run into the rex we need to keep as quiet and still as possible

You head out of the bungalows and make your way to the Iguanadon Inn. While on your way there, you hear some screaming coming from the jungle by the stretch of road you're on. You can also hear hooting, like an owl, but louder.

>>14650844
Investigate.

Odds are good it will be a chance to appraise these poor new souls of just how up shit creek they are.

>>14650844
"Well, who wants to save some lives?"

>>14650844
The Explorer is capable of off-road travel, right? If possible, I think we should try to drive towards the screams.
Also, call it in.
"Dispatch, this is Porter, I've got some people being attacked by dinos, I'm going to assist."

>>14650896
We probably should call it in if we help.

the trees are too thick for the Explorer to fit. While you debate what to do, a screaming figure bursts from the bushes and runs at your car, running right into it. He collapses on the ground, moaning.

>>14650844
have everyone ready their pistols, warn them that we only need one shot for anything smaller than a car and it will take mabey a minute to kick in. drive the car forward slowly but be prepared to ram and hit the car horn

>>14650844
Call in, report of a disturbance, then start heading over there to investigate.

>>14650934
Unbuckle our safety belt, draw our tranq pistol.
Open the door and pull the person inside as quickly as possible, then close the door.
The dino is probably right behind him.

>>14650934
have the men ready there pistols while we ready the car to ram whatever might pop out of the bushes

"Jacob, cover me. We're going to check that guy and see if we can help him."

Have one of them cover us and get out to help him, tranq ready. Tell them we expect it's a dilophosaurus, clarify it's medium, has a frill, and spits poison.

You open the door and see that his eyes are covered with nasty goo. You look up to see a head pop out of the bushes.

Roll a survival check.

rolled 57, 22 = 79

>>14651075

Hmm, why didn't that work?

rolled 69 = 69

>>14651075
SON OF BITCH!!!!!!

rolled 94 = 94

>>14651075
"FUCK!"

>>14651075
Fucking hell, get behind cover.

rolled 1, 79 = 80

You duck your head and hear a thud on the car door behind you. The smell of vomit fills your nose. You hear the small *whoosh* of air from firing a tranq pistol and see the dilo start gagging on something before collapsing.

(1 hour till I'm gone)

>>14651075
take cover behind the door and fire with ou tranq, if it comes at us kick it

>>14651148
"Move! Get him inside! That gunk's toxic, be careful!"
Get the man inside the car, then close the door. Once closed, take stock of who got hit and break out the first aid kit.

>>14651148
"Nice shooting! Keep your eyes peeled for more!"
Get to the guy, see if he's alive, if so bring him to the car. Radio into dispatch we've got one unconscious raptor.

>>14651148
"If it's shot, keep an eye out for others! It might not be alone. And do NOT let that spit hits you- it does nasty, nasty things. Adrien, Aidan, check the downed guy while we cover you." Get up and pistol out, stay alert for other dinos. Radio in to Dispatch what's going on and get medical treatment directions for this guy.

As you touch him, he starts struggling and thrashing and yelling in Spanish. Jacob shouts at him.

"Está bien, estás a salvo!" The worker relaxes and speaks.

"Mi pareja está aún ahí, con otro!"

Jacob: "Aww hell, there's another one of those out there and another worker."

>>14651242
How far and whare were they?

>>14651242
"Alright, get him in here. Can he tell us which way?"
Get on the radio with Dispatch.
"Dispatch, this is Porter. I've got two workers attacked by dilos. We rescued one, and need a DRT to pick up the tranqed dilo. He says there's another guy out there and another Dilo. I'm going to take three of the guys with me to try to rescue him; can you give medical advice on how to treat a dilo spit attack?"

>>14651261
also, have one of the guys try to wash the poison spit out of the downed mans eyes. If we have safety glasses or somthing tell everyone to get them on

>>14651280
Second. Make sure Brooklyn comes with us, I don't want him weaseling out.

>>14651280
Take only two of the guys with us. Leaving one guy alone with the injured one is just asking for our medical guy to get attacked.

>>14651242
Get how far and where- although we might be able to tell from screaming, if it's still alive. Make sure everyone's out and weapons up; glance at them all to make sure no one's totally losing it.

>>14651315
Good point. Everyone should have an able buddy if possible.

If only Emanuel were with us...

>>14651280

"*static* You've got about 6 hours to flush his eyes with anti-venom. There should be a kit in your vehicle somewhere. DRT inbound."

Jacob: "¿Dónde está tu amigo?"

Worker: "Estábamos cerca de, pero nos separamos tenemos. "

Jacob looks at you.

"He says they weren't far in the foliage, but they got separated."

You pick Jacob and NY to come with you.

NY: "Aww come on, why can't you take one of them?! Why do I have to go! You've got jarhead over there, you don't need me!"

>>14651394
"I don't want you taking my car."
Let's get searching. Maybe we should call out? I'm not going to be the first to suggest it.

>>14651394
Keep it up, New York.

>>14651394
"Because if we find the guy and he's downed, we'll need someone to carry him and two others to provide cover.
"Now quite your bitching and get going!"

Mutter under our breath about fucking New Yorkers talk shit but can't take it.

>>14651394
>NY: "Aww come on, why can't you take one of them?! Why do I have to go! You've got jarhead over there, you don't need me!"
"Stop bitching, you'll draw its attention. Eyes forward, gun up."

>>14651394
I need someone I dont mind losing to play meat shield. Now if you dont want to lose your eyes get some gogles or glasses on and get moving.

at this point everyone should be putting some safety gogles or sunglasses on.

>>14651439
Don't say this, but if we have any protective eyewear, and as engineers we should, this is a good time.

>>14651439

You don't have any.

>>14651439
No time to dig out goggles; that last worker will get bitten to death shortly, if he hasn't been already. We've got to move if we want to have any chance at saving him.

>>14651451

Are you referring to welding masks? That kind of kit isn't standard issue.

Though, you do have one full-face gas mask from the geo plant.

>>14651453
...Damn those cheap fuckers. Spared no expense my ass.

>>14651470
Guess that works.
No, I mean ordinary safety goggles. They're as standard-issue as a hard hat.

>>14651487

Nope, none of those either.

>>14651473

As someone from the first thread put it: "Also, when Hammond says "we spared no expense" on the construction, what he actually means is "the amount of expense spared was $0". Anywhere corners could be cut, they were."

>>14651470
Seriously? no protective eye wear for the maintince staff?

Anyway, let's get the gas mask on, just in case, and get to searching.

>>14651503

Nope. There isn't anything in your toolbox anyway, might have something in Maintenance storage.

>>14651498
this is less cutting corners and more begging to be shut down by any safety inspector not on crack.

>>14651547
The safety inspectors never make it past the fence inspections, and eventually they stopped sending them.

>>14651558
Besides, who knows how stringent Costa Rica's standards are?

You put the gas mask on and draw your pistol, heading into the foliage, with Jacob and NY behind you.

If you want to be stealthy, roll survival.

>>14651547

That's the thing about Costa Rica, laxer safety standards. One of the reasons InGen set up here.

rolled 23 = 23

>>14651580
Can I take it then, that before he was ousted, Hammond in this game was Dickhammond from the books, rather than Charming Scottish Walt Disneyhammond?

More important to be fast than stealthy, I think. With three of us, one of us is bound to fuck up stealth anyway *cough*NY*cough* so we might as well just charge. The dino might not want to take on a pack of aggressive prey animals anyway... or it might seek to engage, and let us blast it. Either way's not too bad.

rolled 93 = 93

>>14651580
Hm. As I recall we had trouble speaking in the mask before.

You move in stealthily, and surprisingly Jacob is even quieter than you....And NY is just trudging along behind with a petulant look on his face.

You hear shouting coming from up ahead. Peeking through the bushes, you see the other dilo looking up in a tree. Following it's stare, you see a man stuck in the tree, out of reach of the dilo.

rolled 61 = 61

Shoot it!

rolled 17 = 17

>>14651691
Take the mother-fucker out

rolled 77 = 77

>>14651691
Take it down! Tranq it!

You take the shot and bury a dart right in the dilo's neck. It stops roaring, looks curiously at it's neck, then at you, before just falling over on its side. NY starts laughing his ass off.

I'm off for the night, hope you have fun. I should be free tomorrow to continue. Around 4 PM CST.

>>14651779
Alright, we'll see you tomorrow at 5PM EST.

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