gather your kobold posse

there's gon be a fight tonight

How did we get stuck in a cubic hole in the ground with no visible entrances or exits. How much air do we have left?

attempt to snatch a baby

>>14614398
This. We best start digging towards the ground to get some oxygen.

Your friends ask you where your hole is.


You tell them it's dark here.

They log off.

Dig a big room for our gold

>>14614408
*towards the surface, derp

>>14614408
>>14614414
Watch out for those rocks that we can see for some reason! Don't want to get crushed.

>>14614398
>>14614408
>>14614411

Digging Nao. Brb

Not only do you make a perfectly good room for your gold but you also that it already has a chest full of gold in it !!!!

You didn't think that making gold rooms was this easy.

you report this to your fellow anons.

[What should I do with it ?????????]

>>14614480
[What CAN we do with it? If possible, use it to upgrade to a better shovel, or get a pickax to break apart any stones we may com across that would be in our way.]

>>14614480

Dig up, stupid.

You order a better shovel from your minecraft friends as well as a pifveckaxe that can destroy or sculpt one bouldnjoer a turn.

The shovel can dig two rooms a turn.
Your old shovel iyhns now being used to type.

A wizard teleports these things to your hoard room.

You kinda start calbgeling these things "turns" now since you have nfbdo idea how time works.

collect new loot, admire it

>>14614601
Awesome. Find a boulder, and sculpt it into a likeness of ourself.

>>14614368
Buy HOARD on Steam. Satisfy your needs.

Done !

You are feeling slightly short of breath however.

>>14614643

Oh hai great idnoaea I'll do that right now.

>>14614706
Excellent.... now we can take a break and tell our internet friends that we're open for statue commissioning, allowing us to both search for treasure while we dig for boulders AND make a profit by sculpting boulders we find for gold!

You created a kobold in your likeness. By sculpting a boulder.

.......

Another Kobold is made !

learn the meaning of friendship

>>14614643

Oh man I totally misread this guise. Now theres two of us.
....

I named him Lark.

>>14614785
Does it follof our orders? Hit it with the shovel until the answer is yes.

>>14614785

KISS HIM

>>14614813

You argue for hours on who gets the better shovel.

>>14614853

hey which one is us?

>>14614870

The one face right I suppose.

>>14614853

have him browse 4chan as I dig

You dig deeper.

Lark surfs the chans.

Lark begins trolling a paladin thread.

picture.

>>14614601
Stop typing with God damned shovel.

Dig on the surface. Explore surroundings.

Search for gold

>>14615015
Dig out a Bathroom, now that im rish i might aswell pamper myself, put it by the computer room

You get a bathroom to yourself. And take this time to rinse off all that dirt.

From above you , you hear digging noises from two grave bandits.

They're after your gold.

[Guise dars bandits what do i dooo !]

adsfn oija pcituers

What's growing from that tree over there? downwards into our dungeon from its roots...

>>14615239
>>14615230
Oh shi- Quick, use some of our precious, precious remaining gold to buy-purchase a loyal, ferocious pet who can help us defend our treasure!

>>14615239
These guys?

>>14615239
Convince your kobold friend that "trolls" are coming to rob you, since he has probably gotten trolled alot since hes been on 4chan, he will have alot of built up rage against said trolls, eliminating them should be quick work, also once "trolls" are dead mount their heads on pikes above your house and seal the way they took in.

>>14615255

smells like oxygen

Guise guise that isn't how kobolds fight , you'll need numbers !

>>14615284
umm... must think simply like kobold... once im out i explore a bit, i find these guys digging down, since spacial perception prolly isnt my biggest thing i dont know theyre close to my house, so i do what any kobold does... lets steal something random... prolly their socks...

>>14615284
>>14615314

Traps!

We must build traps!

That's what kobolds do, right?

>>14615338
>>14615338
>>14615338
>>14615338

IDEA ! I will build traps.
>>14615338
>>14615338
>>14615338
>>14615338
>>14615338
>>14615338
>>14615338
>>14615338
>>14615338

>>14615303
Numbers or traps.

>>14615338
Yes, traps.

wait. how do i traps ?

>>14615314
>>14615338
>>14615351
>>14615354
steal socks then build traps i say, or both at same time

>>14615357

Rock fall traps?

Pits with spikes?

Bear traps?

A nice pastry right in front of a pressure plate?

Ask 4chan.

>>14615400

I AAAMMMMM

>>14615441

Ask again with a picture.

>>14615441
umm.... hmm... get wire, string along bottom link to stick, stick holds up rocks, when wire is tripped rocks fall, kill whoever underneath, dont go killing urself now.

>>14615441
Tsk. Ask the teleporting wizard for help!

Diggin !

We have golds left

lets buy some weapons and armor

>>14615593
Oooh

make a room with fake gold chest with bunch of traps

>>14615593
brilliant trap!

>>14615601
First we need to find a shop.

Let's dig down. There must be an underground drow market or something.

Let's make a trap using that big skull. Maybe make it breathe fire when exposed to surface air, and put it under where the guys are digging?

You dig down, buy equipement, set up a fake treasure chest trap, and move the computer. The bandits have now seen your thinly veiled attempt at warding off intruders.

The fight has begun !

>>14615744

Dig a chamber behind the skull, so when they drop down to investigate it, we can shoot fireballs or arrows out of it's eyes.

This would necessitate us obtaining magic/bow/crossbows first.

>The bandits have now seen your thinly veiled attempt at warding off intruders.


What?
They are not even inside yet!

>>14615780

They saw the sign.

brb , fighting bandits.

>>14615791
Oh ... I thought he said that they discovered our traps.

Okay.

Load the crossbows and ready them.

When they open the hatch or enter on of the rooms, we can shoot at them from fortified position.

For a future trap, we can make a false door.

You know, stick a door in a wall, lock it, so that when someone unlocks it, it triggers a trap, and when they open the door, there's nothing behind it or another trap.

We should probably carve a few more kobolds.

>>14615880
Oh and some minor, not so hard to detect trap before the door so that even before getting to it people will think that there is something valuable hidden behind the door.

>>14615880

The floor gives away as the two bandits scrunch to the small dimensions of the entrance hall. One jumps away in time while the other hangs on for dear life only to see it collapse !

1 bandit down.

>>14616067
Send the koblold to set up under that second trap with a crossbow in case he manages to avoid that one too. That door system with the strings is a trap right?

Wait... did we make a Kobold out of a boulder earlier?

MORE KOBOLDS!

>>14616135
Oh and after those guys die you should take some time and turn that bad ass skull into a computer chair. Loot the clothes off their corpses and stuff it in the roof of the mouth to make a comfortable seat.

You make another statue of your likeness.
This one is named Clark.

The bandit gets vengeful and proceeds down the hole with a rope.

>>14616067
that rock should = 2 or 3 more kobolds ez
once you have them and once the bandits r dea, have 1 keep on trap and repair duty (re can reload and remake the traps that the bandits set off on their way in) 1 stays on comp and the new ones can continue to improve the "house"

Now we no longer have much traps, but we do have the numbers!

Arm everyone with a crossbow and lay an ambush.

>>14616221
Tell Clark to take the shovel and sharpen the back end of it. Then have him dig towards the casket and cave opening. When he reaches the casket make sure he looks inside, hopefully he didn't dig up a zombie or a vampire locked up in there or some shit. If he sees something move have him stab it the back end of the shovel.

>>14616245
Let's do this! Strength in numbers!

The Bandit sees the loot and places the shiny fake gold in the bag !

You are besides yourself in anger even if his grubby hands are handling fake gold.

Nevertheless that cost a good bit of money !

You get a fortified position prepared and await the time to strike !

rollan

>>14616386
kobold behind the skull attacks 1st, when bandit notices and tries to attack them one under trapdoor pops out and shoots him again, if this strat doesnt work fall back to the real gold and defend it.

rolled 9, 7 = 16

goddammit

The bandit realizes his folly and gets assaulted mercilessly.

WITH TWO ARROW WOUNDS, HE REMAINS STANDING !

heurp.....

>>14616506
Reload and fire again.

Shoop !

>>14616542
no
>>14616506
fall back, reload, if he chases u in shoot again, if he tries to escape hunt him down, i dont think 2 arrows are gonna let im chase u or try and escape but cant be too carefull

>>14616572
Uh, why not? It's the exact same thing as your plan minus the numerous spelling errors and the obvious responses to his reactions.

>>14616563
ok hes dead
Do the skull to chair thing, repair traps, make that room under the pit be a closed room so he cant do that again and hide the entrance better

The bandits are defeated.

The spike trap claims its second victim.

>>14616625
pic durr

dammit.

>>14616645
Have Lark loots the bodies and make us our glorious skull chair/throne. Clark goes to dig to the adjacent cave system. We finish making other kobolds with the big ass stone.

make kobold, open casket,strike the earth

>>14616680
Send someone with a crossbow to cover him as he opens it.

Fashion ghastly totem poles/scarecrows out of bandit bodies and mount them outside as warnings.

Make sure to loot them, and maybe make nice skull caps from their skulls.

>>14616785
You really want a party of adventurers to kill us, don't you?

I second having Lark Loot, Clark dig, and /tg/ make more Kobolds.

Clark buries the bandits outside,
Lark busies himself with his new skull chair
You make more statues of your likeness named,
Carl, Karl, Ark and Arc.

>>14616680
Open the casket, yeah.
>>14616802
At some point we're going to need to go out and steal things to hoard more gold.

>>14616821

You replenish your gold supply from the bandits who had 5 gold each, as well as two short swords, a length of rope, and an extra lvl 2 shovel with the smell of corpses on it.

>>14616821
Rescue that poor kobold buried alive!

Remove the DO NOT ENTER sign. If they notice the false bush, the sign won't keep them away.

How did one of our kobolds end up in the ground, under the false gold?

>>14616821
Have Carl and Karl take Short Swords, and Ark and Arc a shovel.

Carl + Ark dick out Buried Kobold Bro.
Karl and Arc dig to bottom right.

/tg/ Kobold take a bath.
Clark remove sign
Lark put real gold into real horde and fake gold into fake hoard.

These stairs will be our doom.

They must be intruder's doom!

Stair trap: Set stairs to turn into slide, with a false 'step door' that flips up and slides intruders into the pit of Mr. Hugs, the tentacle monster we will buy later on.
Also, are kobolds people size? If not, build smaller tunnels

Post on the internets about how we totally pwned some bandits.

Camouflaging our entrance:
Place a latrine over it. Who would search underneath an outhouse? No one that's who!

Build a crippled gnome to take care of the poo. Seriously, fuck gnomes

Quest Dead?

>>14617229
I think we froze OP with all of these orders being given at the same time. We should buy him some more RAM to make the game run better.

>>14617249
No worries you didn't freeze OP i know him personally and he doesn't crack under this kinda pressure, he's actually still online, my bet is he's cooking dinner or processing all the commands you gave him at once.

>>14616910
Maybe he's taking a bath?

>>14617229
Now we need a zombie/undead quest (one that doesn't involve lol magicks)

>>14616821
Sell that fruit or whatever that is growing from the Branch of Oxygen for gold on ebay.

THIS JUST IN:
OP Is still alive and kicking, he's just thinking about shit. He'll post soon.

It seems Clark and Ark has discovered a rather grateful skeleton.

"My loved ones buried me in a box and left me here ! But thanks fer gettin me out ! "

Meanwhile your Kobs discover some wierd looking dwarves that are looking to buy your gold for famed dwarven warez. It's no drow market but itll do.

>>14617437
Check the warez.

Also what are those other 3 dwarves doing there near the gold?

>>14617437
Sell the skeleton to the dwarves.

SHIT ART ASSIGNMENT BRB

>>14617437
By Dwarven Shirts (armored if we can afford them) numbered so we can keep track of which kobold is which.

Are those sneaky bastards trying to tunnel to our gold and steal it out from under us while simultaneous bartering with us for their goods? Normally I'd say switch out the gold and let them think they got the best of us so we can continue spawning more kobolds to strike them when we have the advantage, but these are dwarves and they know their metals. Get some sword bolds around the chest and ask skeletonbro if he'd be willing to lend a hand.

>>14617514
You were assigned to make shit art?

That is a really weird assignment. But I guess I don't know artists.

We could sell Kobold crafted traps, the highest of quality ones, for dwarven arms and armor.

And see if they can find a Drow envoy we can also trade with for some slaves.

>>14617437
Those trees to the right look awfully thick, can we tunnel through them to make a look-out on top of the tree. A tower with no ground entrance.

Here's an exercise we should try: What happens when we just try to make a stone MAN out of a boulder?

>>14617719
Do you want our gold stolen?

>>14617724
Hey, there's betting odds it will either just be a statue or better: a golem.

IDEA: Let's trade our older equipment for a better price on more current shovels/pickaxes

We need to get some magic going. Build a magic staff and buy some dire spiders to farm silk

We've got another casket. Dig it out and bring it to the room next to the dwarfs and open it.

>>14617817
Also get another kobold and give him the skull as a helmet.

>>14617737
Or better Better yet, a Young dragon.

buy handless gnome slaves from the dwarves

Well, OP has been gone for an hour. It was a nice quest while it lasted.

Bump for OP

OP has an arth project plz come back OP, we want you back

I have officially given up.

Sorry kids, OP is doing his final, he'll be back when he gets a good chunk done, then he'll continue.

Ok I'm back. And I'm wiping previous orders from memory.

Let's start again from here.

SOme Wierd looking dwarves set up shop in front of your cave. They claim to sell you industrial strength warez. They smell like cheese.

>>14618677
Send 2 kobolds to fetch the remaining gold.
We'll by Dwarven shirts (armored if we can, and numbered)
And the remaining stone should be used to sculpt a Young Dragon bro.
Also talk to the dwarven to see if they can get a Drow envoy for us to talk to, and perhaps buy slaves/goods from

>>14618677
Send a few Kobs to guard the gold, have 2 work out trade for better tools to upgrade all our level 1 shovels. Have the remaining make sure all the traps are in working order and set up a few ambush ports.

If we can order the skeleton around, have him hang out at the fake gold and if possible, in a heap so he can sneak attack the looters.

Their prices seem reasonable.....

Buy beard growth formula from dwarves. Everything that wears a beard becomes more manly, braver, and tougher to kill.

Dragon craft time!
and maybe open up that other coffin right above the dwarves.

The talks are breaking down. These smelly swindlers aren't accepting anything UNDER 100 gold.

Also what is that digging noise ?

> Meanwhile you manage to spawn:

>Kar
>Lar

>>14618850
Have the kobs that are lazying about split between talking to the dwarfs and the gold room. Take one kobold and have him expand to the west.

>>14618850
>above the thieving dwarves and to the left
is that an eye?
POKE IT!

>château ckpacti
and start producing kobold wine

guise guise the smelly wierd dwarves are Entering through the [fake] gold room WHAT DO !??!?

PS. I looked up smelly wierd dwarves and got- Duragars or something

-Kar

Tell those assholes who busted down our wall that they gotta fix it!

>>14618918

You would need berries for kobold wine.
Or mushrooms.

Or dead people.

. . .

rolled 6, 1, 4 = 11

.rollan

>>14619158
>dead people

Well, we DO have those two dead robbers.

A FIGHT BREAKS OUT !

what do !

SHITPISSFUCK

Leave one guy guarding the real gold, everyone else, TO BATTLE in the fake gold room!

LARK IS DEAD D:::

>>14619285
No! Not lark!

Those three must eat kobold death!

>>14619263
Dig further down maybe we can find something to kill the dwarves.

>>14619315
We'll have something else to kill them with if we just dig up the other coffin.

After the fighting is done, we should do something useful with the coffins, like turn them into doors. I'd vote to place them where the assholes just broke in and the entrance to the lowest-right cave.

Fighting Turn 2.

2 Darugans down.
2 Kobolds dead
1 Skeleton Destroyed

The Kobolds have raced to the fake treasure room to attack the Darugans.

Clark digs down and finds the ghost of Dry Beard.
He can construct cannons.

Then have him construct cannons post-haste! The enemy is at our doorsteps!

>>14619509
Teach us, so that we may build an awesome trap which will involve a cannon behind a future door that leads into the fake treasure room!

ALSO: KILL THOSE BITCHES! KILL THEM DEAD!

We must make stronger kobolds! BEEFYBOLDS, one might say.

For that matter, fembolds, because our domicile is a sausage festival.

>>14619587
WE MUST HAVE BEEFYBOLDS!

>>14619587
>>14619608
BEEFYFEMBOLDS!

Kobold Deaths ; 4
Duragar Deaths ; 2

Duragars have breached the REAL GOLD
Only only Lar remains to guard it !

Meanwhile your kobs are fightings upstairs.

i just have to ask, is this by the same guy that did zombie quest? the art style reminds me a lot of it.

still bummed that it never got it's finish

>>14619616
we can install cannons in them we have the technology

Send the ghost to spook away the duregar in the treasure room. have him tell them that gold is cursed, and they will all die in horrible, testicular-related incidents.

....

You emerge from your visit with dry beard and.

....

Where did our gold go.

[Guise our golds got took omd omd omd ]

FUUUUUUUU-

CONSTRUCT BEEFYBOLDS! (fembolds optional?)
Wall up the rightmost lower exits.
Trap areas directly infront of those walls with cannons!
Loot dead dorfs, make boldwine from them.
Give dead bolds proper sendoff.

Shit is not happening again!

>>14619726
Train the puppies up top, train them using dwof meats!

Nevar forget! Nevar!

Also, try to salvage all the items the dworfs had before you feed the puppies some meats so they become your friends.

ALSO: dig up that other coffin. See if the occupant is friendly.

>>14619726
Where did the duragars go? They were just after our golds!

Mount an expedition party to chase them. Craft some of those musclebolds and arm them with cannons. Make a few really small and sneaky kobolds and use them as our scouts and backstabbers. Finally, craft some regular bolds to put up an awesome defense and fucking trap the SHIT out of that new tunnel those duragars dug up!

Current count

4 Kobolds.

Incapable of counting due to EXTREME RAGE.
Incapable of burial due to WOLVES OUTSIDE

AFDKADFKAFDLAFLADKLJADFLKADFLKJADFLK

When we have beefybolds, give them the GOOD weapons the dead duregar had. We want them to be able to wreck shit.

Wouldn't beefybolds be lizardmen? If so, I'm totally ok with that.

>>14619854
No, beefybolds would be dragons, obviously.

You brood your next move.
But you give your proper respects to your brothers.

Lark will lead them through the styx.

Love how the bold on the computer didn't even budge during the fight, lol.

Anyway, loot the dorfs, make grisly warning signs out of their remains, make some fucking kobold wine out of them finally.

coffin! open the other coffin!

Eat the dwarfs, consume their beards!

study necromancy rituals online then you them to make intelligent undead out of our kobolds and mindless zombies out of the dwarfs

Heavy stones were unearthed. About 3 in all !

You can see 2 Beefy bolds coming out of these boulders and 1 -2 Kobold brothers in the rest.

The wolves outside are invited over for some Duragar meat and are now being fiercely trained by Karl.

It requires about one stone boulder to create a [Stone Cannon.]

>>14619992
Yes, instead of lvl 1 shovels, we have mining PICKS
we should be able to construct much better bolds now.

Lets uncover the coffin, make more bolds, and use the Underdorfs as treats and food to tame the wolves.

>>14620221
Even fucking better idea! Then we can go about our exploration without worrying about niggerdwarfs taking our loot!

We should do some light scouting outside, only 1 or two brothers, less we give away our home and ADVENTURERS show up.

When that time comes, READY THE CUTE BOLDS
Then we strike them when they're busying dawwing.

That weird bulb thing seems to have turned into a phirana plant. Can we send a pair of crossbows to kill it from a safe distance?

Does our new skeleton pal have any useful skills he knew?

>>14620473

Apparently, he was a banker.

>>14620567
Well, then! Have him calculate moneys and guard them. When we bring in more loot, he can be in charge of them and figuring out just how rich we are.

But if he tries to cheat us we'll eat the marrow off his bones.

>>14620567
OH! well, he can help us figure out the worth of our spare equipment then?

>>14620597

He explains that the 2 pickaxes and the axe that you copped off the Duragars worth even less than 1 gold toghether despite being made of stone and crafted handily.

They were gonna cheat you for them from the start.

>>14620301
Why kill it when we can use it for a trap? Just try to cover it up a bit so if people discover the entrance and walk down inside they'll get their heads bitten off by our guard plant. It's not like we actually need to use that staircase, we can build another way up any time we want.

>>14620632
Well, what can you expect from filthy duragars?

We shall not trust them anymore! Trap the hallways and prepare for a counterattack.

Kobold tools, for that matter would be about the same worth.

In total you have about 5 gold worth of combined equipment.

Traps on the other hand..........

>>14620632
Banker skeleton is a bro! We should totally get him a bitching tie and top hat!

Once work is completed on the new bolds in the lowest room, we should square it off to turn it into a rec room/war room.

Also, let's start excavating to the Left.

You have created the KO-bold with all your fury and hatred against those who would do you harm. As a result your mitten hands are too clums to wield tools of creation however weapons will do fine for the function they serve.

it took two kobolds , and one stone boulder one turn to create such a big KO-b

Try to befriend the plant, would make an excellent guard. Feed it dwarf blood.

Give one the axe, and send the newly dubbed AXE-KO and one of the other KO's to pillage some fukken duregar. Fuck ME? Well fuck YOU back!

>KO-bold
This is the bestest kind of 'bold ever.

>since terequa
Really captcha? Tell me about those badass bolds some day.

>>14620701
Damn those guys are big, we're going to have to enlarge our tunnels and rooms a touch if we want them to have full mobility around den.

>>14620732
We should make a Terequa or two. They would be badass lizard mounts for the KO-bolds to ride into war with.

>>14620737
Quite the contrary. What would the KO-bolds do in our inner chambers? Nothing! There's no war to wage in our inner chambers!

Rather, we should SHRINK our tunnels so that dorfs can't get through.

Did we open that coffin on the right by the cannon? And does skeletonbro 2.0 need to sleep? Because we could make some nice, if not a smelly, beds out of those things. Either that or we could turn the lids into tower shields with a bit of reinforcement.

>>14620757
I'm thinking the one by the cannon trap is the first one we opened. Thinking back, I wish we had asked the first skeleton if he had any skills then. Oh well.

>>14620757
Now that I think about it we could do both. It's not like kobolds need to be shut inside them when they sleep.

>>14620767
That would make sense. I wonder if any of his bones are left, we should probably put them with our dead kobolds.

Welp, that's it for me tonight! Hope to see this quest again. will read rest of this thread in archives on suptg.

New reports:
You find a coal vein. Its indiscernible from the earth unless dug into , in which case it will be made of a tougher ground.

Pirahna Plant Tamed with Duragar meats. It has now developed a taste for dwarven folk.

Mista Bones appraises that if you want to send out a scouting party , prolly best to make more Kobs first...

>>14620892

woops

Let's make some more kobs, then. Have them mount a scouting party to the east first, in order to see about a possibility for counterattack to the duragar grounds as well as retrieval of our golds. West can wait.

Let's use the coal to fuel our kobold factories.

Also, might want to reinforce the highest western wall: it seems to have a leak and there's a lake nearby. Perhaps we can get some water from there?

Better make sure duragars are flooded instead of kobolds, if it comes to that: could make for an awesome weapon.

>>14620893
Sweet there's an anvil and a chest to the west, let's dig those things up.

Loot that one chest on the west. Watch out for the anvil, though: have the KO-bolds carry it east for another ingenious trap.

>>14620912
wait... Anvil... coal... We're just an ore vein away from having better tools!

New standing orders: Box up dug up coal all tidy-like so mined coal can be made more easily accessable and seen easier on the map.

>>14620905
The leak is what's filling out bathtub.

Aw nuts ! The sun is rising !

It's time to hide from the day creatures.

I shall check back here fellow anons.

>>14620980
We will wait!

>>14620968
Better do some proper blumbing in the area, then, to help matters. Think about some heating as well if possible.

>>14620991
We could probably make a nice furnace and burn some coal in it or find a way to use residual heat from a forge room.

>Coal
>Anvil
>Bearded guy who might as well be a smith

FEED THE FORGES OF VENGEANCE!
FUEL THE COGS OF WAR!

Thread must survive for OP.

Keep the flame going!

Also, armored cannon platform - bolds with cutlasses.

That entire lower level would make for a good forge room. It's nice and big, it's got ready access to coal, and we've got a old dwarf spirit skilled in making ballistics.

Carve out a rust monster

Nothing scares Adventurers more than the risk of losing their stuff

Unless they're wizards and druids, in which case we're dead

rolled 57 = 57

We should totally carve out some KOAL-bolds

bump for OP!

Someone PLEASE tell me this is archived.

>>14623352
It's been archived for a while and has multiple up-votes.

It's archived allright. But how about we go deeper. We will surely find some ore... won't be that bad... what could go wrong?

We need to carve out bookshelves and then get a Kobmage (kobold with bigger head?) to write spells on the flesh of our enemies

Ask Dry Beard what materials he need inorder to make [Hand Cannon]s. Carve the skullchair in to a skullhelmut so that the others can properly recognize your rank. Sell kobold wine over the Internet to get some gold.

HAY GUYS THE SUN IS STILL UP BUT I THINK I CAN START POSTING AGAIN SINCE THE SUN DOESNT REACH HERE AS WELL.

I JUST HAD A TERRIBLE NIGHTMARE WHERE THE DURAGAR WAS SPENDING OUR GOLD !!!!

AND I REALIZED THAT WE HAVE UNTIL THEY WAKE UP TONIGHT BEFORE THAT HAPPENS.

>>14623908
LET'S GO GET THOSE SMELLY BEARDED BASTARDS

>>14623908
I would make a new thread, just because this one is so close to autosage.

>>14623908
Quick, carve out a nin(ja)bold

The ninbold will have sneak attack and stealth, but shit health

Send him to slay them in their sleep, quietly. If he's caught, he's dead, and only has melee attacks, but he is an excellent sneaker, so sleepers should be doomed

There are bunch of boulders and a chest on the map.

Open the chest.
Carve more KO-bolds and regular-bolds

Give the Skull Chair to Mr.Skeleton. It will fit him nicely.

>>14624116
Use Skull Chair to make SKULL AXE for Mr. Skeleton. It'll be metal. Get anvil too, use it to make weapons for KO-bolds.

>>14624131
Also fix the leaky roof.

>>14624040
>>14623657
>>14622638
>>14622560

THESE'RE GREAT IDEA GUISE I'LL GET ON THEM RIGHT AWAY !

Get a fuckton of rocks together. As many as we can get.

We shall carve these rocks into a dragon. Through him, we shall find SALVATION against the warmblooded niggerdwarf thieves!

>>14624307
Wouldn't a dragon just subjugate us?

We should build a fake dorf that we can hide inside.

>>14624307
How about we carve thousands of tiny exploding spiders?

>>14624423
YES.

>>14624391
We might end up subjugated, but we'd be safe from niggerdorfs. Besides, we gave it life; so long as we don't carve it with particularly fearsome or evil features, it'll at least be grateful enough to rule us as a benevolent dictator.

Right?

>>14624480
Or maybe we'll accidentally carve a slutty gay dragon and get raped.

>>14624269
we could set the coalbolds on fire and make them attack the duragars

Armies grow !

We made a buncha Koal Bolds who are so black I can't see them. However they smell really matchstickish and they're sorta brittle but they sure blow a mean fire breath !

>Coal-Bolds are flammable and stealthy they have arsonist tendencies and can start fires. They also love cannons !

Dry-Beard also make some huvvy arm cannons. They're kind uv heavy tho. But sure know how to blow up walls !

You might need coal chunks or stone to reload them though like any normal cannon.

One more KO-bold under construction and we should be good !

-Clark

>>14624675
Okay, so the wolves and the coal-bolds won't go well together. Let's ride the wolves ourselves and use the KO-bolds with the coal-bolds. The KO-bolds can use the armcannons or we could mount them on the wolves and fire them while riding them.

>>14624675
Dig up from most recently excavated chamber.

Koal-Bold Division:
Nik
Nak
Nok

KO-Bold column:
Kull
Null
Cull
Lull < when he gets made.

New Bolds:
Karn
Nark

>>14624486
>>14624675
>>14624480
>>14624391
>>14624307

Goddamnit. I still say we should make a dragon. Just for the sake of it! We've figured out how to carve kobolds out of rock, why not try the same with a dragon?

Why, we could even make a young dragon with a smaller rock, and let it grow. That way, we can indoctrinate it!

>>14624675
Baptised in fire! Send KO-bolds to check out the Loch Ness monster in the lake!

>>14624757
Let's talk to it first. See if we can make a treaty.

I want to know what the orb under the skelly-bank is.

>>14624737
lets send out some koalbolds to find the duragar hideout

>>14624757
>>14624826

Can't fit the KO-bolds through these normal sized hallways.

>>14624970

it's just a rock apparently. We added it as cannon ammo.

Y'NOW

I DINNAE AN NOTHING ABOUT THU MODERN WORLD HOWS ABOOT YOU MAKE AN ELVATRE TO TRANSPORT DEM KO- BOLDS

THe Koal bolds are scouting now , we await their transparent report !

We must set up a refrigeration unit, run by Nessie, make icecubes, and then carve out Icebolds

Now, dig down that treasure and anvil. Start to craft better weapons.

Then fix up a mean trap from all that lake water.

>>14624993
elevator shaft from co(al)bold and straight up?

>>14624675
ALERT! ALERT!

An Loch Ness Monster in the lake!

How do you pronounce loch anyway?

Sell all the useless junk from Duragar to buy another pick-axe so that we can have another kobold carving more kobolds

rolled 86 = 86

>>14625277
here you go
lɒk
taken straight from the dictionary

>>14624749

If we make a coal-KO-bold it would more or less be a ninja dragon. I can't think of anything clever to call it though...

Reports:
Clark got crushed by boulders !

Nik , Nak and Nok
finds a handful of invisible duragar scouts. They can see them because they are also invisible.

A Duragar out-camp has been discovered !

>>14625444
Nik and Nak retreat. Nok use fire breath on canon's gunpowder store then retreat (if able).

OPEN CHEEEEEEEEEEEEST.

>>14625408

-we tried this. KO-Coal-Bolds collapse under their weight. Dont tell the others :<

rolled 63 = 63

>>14625457
this but have Nik and Nak try to get the stealth duragar into a trap.
Also can koalbolds point out stealth duragar and vice versa.

>>14625482

we dont got no tools :<

>>14625444
upper coalbold: retreat
lower coalbold: sabotage that cannon, then pull back

>>14625591
Similar but have the lower koalbold fire up those supports (assuming wooden).

With the integrity gone a lot of that rock should crumble and fall (make sure Koalbold lights and runs away).

>>14625617
I agree with this anon,

Also, have our wolves and KO-bolds ready at the entrances. We'll trap them like rats!

Nok Sets the frontal barricades ablaze ! Smoke is fumugating the Duragarian front.

>>14625721
Tactical retreat, prepare KO-bolds with hand cannons and others with crossbow, left over bolds should keep the handcannons loaded for the KO-bolds

>>14625721
What on earth is that next to the anvil!?

The front collapses as soon as the forges ignite.

On that note, you find a Micro-Forge in the chest
it is an amazingly lucky day-

hope that it holds up now that the Duragar have been warned of your actions and are now mounting a counter attack.

>>14625874
A very frightened beast?

>>14625990
>>14625874

It was forge pparrently.

>>14625979
Maybe expand out under the lake and set up a new HQ with the forge and anvil. Put up a fake wall in case they come in overwhelming numbers.

Am I the only one who gets an incredible desire of playing a twodimensional sidescroller kobold Dungeon Keeper computer game thingy, from reading this Quest?

>>14626086
I got the urge to make one...
but I guess it's basically the same thing

Your Kobs gather on the front.

It's all in, the smoke settles, the drums beat
and your arms are presented !!

LULL IS TYPE ON THE KEYBOARD MEANWHILE CVXZKSINCE HE AADFKL;MJ NO AWEROPAE WAY OF DSVAFKM LKLGETTING OAUTDSOIUAET

Use the Koal Bolds to assassinate their leader, throwing them into disarray and allowing you to rout them easily!

>>14626169

using wat ?

>>14626180
Your stealthy bolds.

>>14626096
Only if you lack the talent, skill, time, and effort to do so. If you have all these, then get to it!

THE DURAGAR KING STEPS UP AND IS SYMPATHETIC TO YOUR STRUGGLES.

HE PROPOSES THAT YOU WORK FOR HIM, IN RETURN HE WILL OFFER YOU 50 GOLD !
ALMOST TWICE MORE THAN YOU LOST !

WHY WOULD YOU DENY THIS DEAL ? THE DURAGAR IS TRUSTWORTHY

>>14626323
Don't trust that jackass. Take his offer at first, lull him into false sense of security, then betray him before he does the same to you.

They've cheated us once already. They will do so again.

>>14626323
FUCK THAT ASSHOLE

WE TRIED TO MAKE A DEAL AND THEY CHEATED US

NOW THEY'RE ACTUALLY MAKING CONTRACTS TO DO IT LEGALLY

OPEN FUCKING FIRE

ALL GUNS

BLOW THAT FUCKING ASSHOLE TO BITS AND SHOWER HIS ASSHOLE SUBJECTS WITH FLAMING HOT GORE & BONE SHRAPNEL

Use the Koal Bold to set his beard on fire. That is our response. There is no such thing as a trustworthy Duragar

>>14626323
We work for no one. At least not a smelly bearded evil cheating dwarf, that will probably try to kill us all anyway or make us his slaves and never pay us that gold anyway.

Guys mebbe we should 'ere this king out.

Why doesn't the skeleton move in downstairs with the ghost? They both look sad and lonely.

>>14626323
We will stirke peace under one condition, that he negotiate with Nessie in our stead.

Nessie is hostile? She eats the king, no skin off out back and we gain info
He refuses, our cannons will rend his flesh from his bone!

We can betray him later

>>14626323

What is the KO-bold doing all by himself with the tiny chest?

>>14626441
Regaling the epic tale to his fellow kobolds on /tg/.

>>14626441
>>14626493
We went all caps when he arrived.

>>14626440
Dawg, don't increase the potential power of the Dorfan king.

Also we just hit autosage.

>>14626493
We should get banker skelly on that since he's probably getting bored, plus that way we can get another KO-bold on the front line.

THE SHOOTING WAR BEGINS !
>The koal bolds set fire to the duragarianish king's beard !
> Others open cannon fire , killing more shooters
> The shooters fire back , killing 1 koal bold, and harming another
> The Other Koal bold wave charges in ! A KO-bold serves up some extra firepower to the king, another archer fires a duragar's eye out, and Klark detonates a Duragar's head !

2 h-cannons reloaded.

>Kills 2:
> Deaths 1

ORDERS ??

>>14626632
Thread is autosaging.,but I suggest making a fighting retreat out of sight and waiting for the Duergar to approach to make the most of our shots.

>>14626632
You've got them angry. Now retreat into the narrow hallways: they'll surely follow, having to crouch down and putting them at disadvantage.

Set in a few traps too if you have the time.

ANOTHER KOAL BOLD DIVES INTO THE FIRES

HE DETONATES IN GLORY , TAKING THE DURAGARIAN KING WITH HIM !

LONG LIVE NOK !

>>14626714
When this is all over, he will get a statue.

>>14626632
>Sit for shit on latrine, hear gunfire
This is an amazing picture

>>14626714
Oh god, Nok is getting a statue dedicated to him. Holy shit.

Why are our specifically tamed wolves not doing anything? RELEASE THE HOUNDS!

>>14626757
>Send wolves into fire
Nope.jpg

Keep them, they'll be useful elsewhere.

Use one dwarf to feed the wolves, but use the othes to attract the lake monster and bargain with it. Obviously strip their equipment too.

THE HOUNDS HAVE BEEN RELEASED

TERROR DRIVES BACK THE REMAINING DURAGAR !

CARL JUMPS OFF A HOUND AND BACKSTABS A DURAGAR.

2 kills !

>>14626901
NO PRISONERS!

>>14626901
That went well. Wall up the area and trap it.

>>14626901
Move everyone in, mop up, see if you could gather a few survivors as POVs and slaves, then loot.

BRB CELEBRATING VICTORY !

WITH VIOLENCE

>>14626965
Celebrate by making a curvy femme Kobold.

>>14626997

Wat're those ?

>>14627008
A snake-like kobold that's great at grappling

.>>14627008
Hmm. Tricky, but try and imagine a kind of a kobold you really, really would want to be with. Not another of your war buddies, who would be just fine for chatting and drinking and partying and such matters, but someone with whom you could watch the sunset, go for walks hand in hand, eat together, sleep next to each other, cuddle, and that sort of stuff.

Imagine that, as clearly as you can, then craft it from the stone.

>>14627008
It's like a hoard of gold for your dick.

>>14627026
>>14627035

YOU HUMANS ARE TALKING WIERD WORDS.

>>14624486
>>14626997
>>14627035
I see no problem with these.

Make female kobold.

Also, Programanon, you MUST make a vidya from this. You MUST.

>>14627064
You get the gist of it, though?

A bit different kobold. Made to hang out with you and do everything the two of you would like. Private things.

Also, is Kobold Camp out for 31.25?

In the meantime, while you debate how you should make this kobold, convert the Duergar stronghold to your own. Square it off and put in workshops to ease the creation of new Kobolds, KO-Bolds, and Coalbolds.

Also, using acid, glass, and metal, attempt to make Ko-bolts.

>>14627124
>Ko-bolts
WHAT HATH SCIENCE WROUGHT?!

Femme Kobold, named after the Femme Fatal, is a spy unit, capable of mimicking any species, it is an assassination unit, though its ability to survive past the initial betrayal is questionable at best.

So no more for today?

drawing... hold internet here is shitty.

>>14627637
Make a new thread man, we're on autosage.

naw I think we're gonna finish up here after this post.

After much fighting and struggle,
and after much sacrifice made by your brothers,
everyone stands back as you walk up to the treasure you unearthed yourself.

This is it- the gold chest that they stole from you !

Here in front of you at last !!

>>14627809
BUT WHAT'S INSIDE?!

>>14627809
I look forward to moar, good sir

...

You open the chest.

and a single gold coin remain.

Everything was all but spent... on what you cannot fathom.

>>14627926
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Madness. Madness possesses you.
Everything in your nightmares have come true.
But then...

But then.

Your brothers look on, waiting for your reaction. What will you tell them ? What will you say to those who have fought with you on this quest up to now ?

What can you tell them ?

What must you tell them ?

Will there be madness and desertion ?
Will there be despair and ennui ?

or what ?

>>14628004
NOT WORRY. GOT REVENGE. WILL GET GOLD REMEMBER NOK.

this ?

>>14628004
"Our gold is gone brothers, but this day is not wasted. Let it be engraved into your minds forever, we kobolds are always bullied, ripped off, and struggle for meagre rewards. Ours is a cruel fate, and we will be cruel in kind. Let us lure them in with honeyed words, and impale them in our traps!"

rolled 2 = 2

"This cave...is now OURS!

Square it off and begin building large workshops, to build yourself a Dragon ruler.

>>14628056

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Ok.

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Chapter 1 End.

>>14627926
We must dig up the Duergar's forge!
Also, we should move the mini-forge from below the anvil. Perhaps we should carefully excavate the anvil?