A sage.

Rebuttal of central point of controversy, which will be glossed over and refuted with an implication of deviant sexual nature.

Copious amounts of rage.

Contrived posting of description of typical response to such statements.

Claim that OP enjoys handling male sexual organs with his mouth.

>>14519618
offensive reply of sexual nature that doubts your sexual preferences.

A post claiming that a random previous poster is highly regenerating monster with a hovel under a bridge.

Claim that one has seen this thread on the Random board of this same website

Declaration of the conversation initiator's homosexuality.

Obvious and unnecessary observation that this is, in fact, a troll thread. Angry declamation of my fellow posters for being idiots for falling for such an obvious troll despite myself posting in the thread.

Failure to sage.

Rhetorical question about how >>14519630 knows this thread came from the Random board.

So is this supposed to be the Elcor version of /tg/ or what?

Accusation that the thread creator has posted this unpopular opinion in an attempt to laugh at people's frustrated reactions. Request for other posters not to respond to this thread.

VIRALMARKETING

WWW.VIRUSESOHSOMANYVIRUSES.COM

>Implication that the setting OP mentioned sucks

Remark about how a similar setting is superior

>>14519649
so hawt I cum on penis he hiss at cat

Completely inane and unrelated comment

Reported for rule violation. Trolling and metathreads are rule violations.

>>14519652

>He his at cat

Bob, that is not a penis. Rather, that is a weasel.

Inflamatory, generic and surprisingly well-written remark aimed to cause as much rage as possible to as many posters.

>Greentexted claim that the Traditional Games board we are currently posting in used to be better before the moderators came.

>>14519671

Rage.

Verifiable claim that the Jews did WTC.

Completely irrelevant post ignoring everything that has been said in the thread apart from the OP.

>>14519689

Utter disregard of the claims.

Rage at the name

Generic complaint about how everyone seems to be picking on Matt Ward these days

Mispost from that 40k thread below that the poster refused to delete

Unsubstantiated generalization about anyone who dislikes Controversial Thing.
Stormwind fallacy.

Short sentence suggesting self-ignition.

>Insinuate that your posterior isn't in a state of discomfort

suggestion that matt ward

Attempt to derail thread using Wakfu

>>14519627
Indignant assertation of the non-deviant nature of said sexual practices. Angry request to cease using slurs associating these practices with poor internet posting.

>>14519702
Strawman fallacy referencing to sexuality of opponent.

>Rant at Muslims for everything

Claim that everyone in this thread was highly regenerating monster with a hovel under a bridge'd

>implying [statement] is true

>>14519722
Quetioning this poster's sanity

>>14519732
>implying that [statement] isn't true

Implications that everyone who believes Controversial Thing is the best thing are also autistic.

Inept attempt to sage thread while not quite grasping the fundamental requirements.

>Implication that OP suffers from Asperger's Syndrome

Insult aimed at OP

Suggestion that previous edition(s) of the current thread were better, possibly intending to incite a heated discussion.

>questionable sexuality
As a gay man who likes having gay sex with gay women I find this sort of language deeply arousing and now I want to have sex with your dirty, pretty little mouth.

>post image with intention to incite
>while saging
>include deliberate spelling errors
>with a tripfag
>gratuitous use of greentext

Half assed arguement that will get me branded That Guy.

Post showing how >>14519748 and >>14519740 thought of the same thing at almost the same time. Claims that they should be some sort of hivemind.

Comic sans.

Serious attempt to answer the original post, claiming he respectfully disagrees, but that Controversial Thing isn't as bad as people claim it to be.

Off topic post with little or no correlation to the thread's theme or the OP.

Attention Whoring.

>>14519760
Please redirect your posts to the relevant topical board

>>14519748
Angry defense of real sufferers of said syndrome, and poorly-spelled demand not to conflate them with OP.

Appeal to emotion based upon theoretical sibling sufferer of said syndrome.

Picture of a poorly drawn blonde witch with the caption: "Bullet hell japanese game hijack!"

>>14519711
defense os said author through implications that those criticizing him don't get the setting and/or are hypocrites for hating the static state of the setting then hating the change that does take place.

>>14519773
Calling out the attention whoring.

Rhetorical question asking if >>14519782 feels in any way angry or upset.

Blunt statement explaining that this thread has been reported for being a meta-thread

>>14519773

Claim that an emission is due to happen.

>>14519796
Protestation inadvertently confirming being upset while attempting to portray self otherwise using lengthy justifications.

>greentext used to make implication about intelligence of a previous poster
>commentary on the state of my facial features

>slightly relevant captcha
Comment about captcha's relevance

>>14519790
>part of post
>part of
>of

Implication that the author is gay for Ultramarines and that poster is therefore also gay. Also implying that the trip has relevance to that statement.

>>14519799

>>14519786

Drawn picture of female with non-matching irises. Repetitive Japanese copula.

Poorly worded and spelt sentence calling OP a fag and questioning his parentage.

>Green text pointing out how faggoty OP really is
>Manage to spell sage correctly

Inane reference to Matt Ward, followed by random complaints and insults.

>Picture claiming that everyone above this post has been creature living in a hovel below a bridge

>Picture claiming that everyone below this post will be creature living in a hovel below a bridge

>>14519813
Implication that question's author of reply for inane insult.
Insignificant flamewar between two posters soon to follow.

>>14519801

Query pertaining as to the veritableness of the last claim, foloowed by another query, this time asking when is the emission happening.

>>14519819
>>greentext excerpt of post containing a misspelled word
>>aforementioned misspelled word

Suggestion to educate oneself on word composition.

>257 posts and 76 images omitted. Click Reply to view.

Image portraiting a sad drawn frog

>>14519835
>Picture claiming that anonymous are equal and the tripfags are attentionwhores who have not understood the point of 4chan

Flamewar begun.

Gratuitous MLP macro.
Post containing little relevance, making fun of assumed posterior pains of other posters.

>>14519869

Nomination of discussion to be transcribed to a more permanent location based on its exceptional merits.

>>14519870
Half-assed comeback.
>pic related

>>14519884

Poorly written question asking how does one archive threads

Didn't bother to read thread but is throwing out a large paragraph that has been already covered.

Post trying to start a new line of conversation about a completely unrelated topic.

>>14519892
Comeback investing far too much effort and emotion for a troll thread on an imageboard.

Drive-by sage from inexplicably hostile fag who needs to learn how to hide threads that don't interest him.

>>14519926

Post reprimanding use of the Comic Sans font.

>>14519913
Post pointing out that the same has already been done in >>14519694

Badly-writted sage spam that somehow manages to miss the e-mail field while noting that that, is, in fact, the location where sage should be written.

Badly-writted sage spam that somehow manages to miss the e-mail field while noting that that, is, in fact, the location where sage should be written.

Badly-writted sage spam that somehow manages to miss the e-mail field while noting that that, is, in fact, the location where sage should be written.

>>14519926

Samefag replying to his own off-topic post

IGNORE ME!

>>14519933
Post with image to counter sage

>>14519947

Post attempting to deny samefaggotry but ultimately failing.

post trying to sage with a picture

>>14519957

Post pointing out that you can sage with a picture just fine, thankyouverymuch.

Thoughtful and detailed reply to OP which will be inevitably ignored in the waves of trolling

Post without content to return discussion to the top of queue.

Post calling out that >>14520001 and OP are the same person and that this thread is cancerous.

Doesn't sage.

>>14520001

Angry sage demanding an explanation for bumping a long-derailed troll thread.

This thread is funny because it's so true.

Eloquent but long-winded post that disagrees with op.
Sadly, it does so on faulty premises and uses easily countered arguments.

> my captcha
it is somehow interesting.

Invitation to admire my dubs

Points out to >>14520050 that this thread was long derailed into a troll fest.

>>14520065

>Implication that this thread wasn't always a troll fest

Unexpected derailing into requests for pornographic content based on Setting, accompanied by a risque picture of one of Settings main female characters and various vegetables.

>>14519968
Post requesting clarification of the true workings of the sage function.

>>14520085

Post suggesting you are a unwashed newfag who needs to lurk moar

>>14520082
Post saying that anonymous brings what is asked for

>>14520072

Reminder that this is a board intended to be suitable for viewing while performing one's job functions.

Explicit request to remove oneself from the discussion.

>>14520099

Spirited rejoined in which you are explicitly requested to remove yourself from the genepool

>>14520099
>Explicit request to reworded to stimulate oneself and post pictures in the discussion

>>14520099
Post expressing disrespect of pervious poster by asking if the poster is insane.

>>14520099

Reminder that whoever is caught browsing this board, nay, this entire website, should be fired from its job.

Request for gravy on the pornographic pictures, failing that, more.

>>14520095
Bitter rejoinder that lurking does nothing if no-one ever says what the newfag needs to hear, and a hopeless plea for more compassionate responses.

>>14520072

Post asking for more pictures of breasts / Post asking for the source or "sauce" of the image even though the poster knows that this is a sfw board and posts containing nsfw content are punishable by death. Often showing complete disregard for the actual content of the post and thread.

>>14520082

A picture of a triumphant Asian male near a computer.

Declaration of posting prior to thread deletion.

Post saying he will make a new thread complaining about this thread.

Post using terms of the furry fandom unironically.

rolled 5 = 5

Attempting to roll dice while at the same time making a serious attempt at answering the OP.

>>14519972

Sympathizing with like-minded Anon.

Bitching about all the trolls being trolls.

>>14520118
Pointing out the watermarked link in the bottom left corner of the picture with claim of an internet search service is a person attached to another by feelings of affection or personal regard.

General happy post about My Little Pony as a better setting and implications about the sexual maturity of all posters before.

>>14520116

Mocking image macro questioning both your sexual orientation and your intellectual depth

Obvious troll post defending otherkin.

Criticizing the trolling in this thread in a pretentious and obnoxious manner, whilst referring to everyone as an "Good Sir".

>>14520169

Oblivious newfag expressing amazement and disgust at the existence of otherkin

>>14520183
Hatred directed towards poster.
Countering with Cultist-Chan image.

>>14519611
>>14519700
>>14519711
>>14519722
>>14519799
>>14519933
>>14519944
>>14520099
>>14520133

Positive acknowledgement of sequential digits at the end of post numbers.

>>14520204

Strongly worded suggestion that tripfags are fags

Posting in agreement with the OP, citing the deviant nature of this board's membership.

>>14520214
comeback concerning the sexual activity of author's mother.

Post claiming that other users are inferior to me.

>>14520222
Obvious samefag pointing out doubles to highlight his own post.

>>14520204
Reply in a highly condescending and british tone.

Satirically referring to other individuals in this thread or in /tg/'s history who were more hated and thus are better trolls.

Viral marketing

Observation that the acknowledgements made in >>14520212 were rendered preemptive by >>14520222.

>>14520242

Bitter rant suggesting poster considers avatarfags to be even more contemptible than tripfags

> Refer to thread utilizing greentext feature.

Remark on platonic love felt towards /tg/ as a whole.

>>14520230
Obvious newfag suggesting high sexual promiscuity of close female relative to bolster obviously low self-esteem

>>14520242
Counter reply stating that poster's condescending tone and pretentiousness marks him, not as a regenerating monster who lives under a bridge, but as an annoying upper middle class college student who likes to pretend he is socially well-adjusted.

Generic speculation about the OP's parents' sexual preferences, insinuating farm animals.

>>14520264
Brush off intended insult in a passive aggressive manner. Using straw men arguments and other informal fallacies claiming that all users on 4chan have huge egos. Further deduce that everyone on the internet has huge egos, who all want their egos to be stroked.

>>14520321
Return an hour later to froth at the mouth at avatarfag's pretentious condescension.

>>14519611
A long winded, but well thought out reply to the statement made by the Original Poster, completely disregarding the fact that the thread has by now moved onto a completely different topic of discussion.

>Captcha code
Somewhat witty remark out the Captcha required for this post.

Mockery of the opposition's desire to have fun when playing a game.

Friend told me over IRC that he reported this thread and got a 1 day ban. Apparently this thread is /tg/ related.

>>14520150
A greentexted post commanding the poster being replied to that he should return to the Comics and Cartoons section of the website while also stating that the poster being replied to is a blatant homosexual.

>>14520804
A genuine, non meta response that I found this hilarious and that are new mod is so hip that he cannot see over his own pelvis.

>>14520771
Witless mockery of poster's failure to keep up with the thread.

Unfavorable comparison of setting in topic to Warhammer 40,000. Request that topic be changed to talk about Warhammer 40,000.

>>14520836
Terse refusal to request, insult comparing poster's mother to a tyranid.

Slyly-worded post implying all posters in this thread secretly desire to have a sex change operation that renders them similar to an underage female.

I say this is not /tg/ related despite the fact that it will not impede the thread in the slightest. I also sage to much the same effect.

>>14520907
I mock your efforts, saying that this is the most traditional game of all/

Post observing the amazing metareality this thread has created, causing a paradox that exploded the mind of the poster.

> macro image reaction of the guy with his mouth open, with his hands open

>>14520160
Rage-filled response born of frustration that confirms poster for newfag.

Noting that this joke was old when it was new.

Observation regarding OP's sexuality.

Exclamation that the present thread perfectly encapsulates the experience of reading and posting on 4chan and appeals to me, regardless of my board of preference!

Assertion that other boards are unnecessary due to /tg/'s presence.

>>14522587
Observation that prefacing a direct statement with "observation that" doesn't make it meta.

>>14522601
Reminder that /b/ exists to keep the /b/tards there, and not here.

Completely unrelated assertion regarding various settings /tg/ overall enjoys discussing, and the lack of quality of those settings.

Declaration that thread has run its course, and should be left to 404.

This is why I left (board).

>>14522879
Snide comment about this poster, and an unsubtle dig at their lifestyle choices.

Declaration that (board) quality has been going downhill since (event).

Attempt to bring notice to a discussion that has already run its course.

>>14523276
Another side comment, this one on the poster's lack of perception and perverse lust for farm animals.

An unjustified and content-free post that returns the thread to the front page, despite the fact that most of what can be said about the topic has already been said.

>Verification words
Unamusing joke regarding the verification words

A bump from several hours later when the thread is long dead, ignoring all the posts that have gone before it and replying to OP post in such a stupid way that the madness begins once again.

Genuine input about the original topic, drowned in a sea of ad-hominem attacks and bickering.

Speculation that mods only allow this horrible, rage-filled thread to stink up /tg/ as a way of justifying their own authority.

>>14527169
Mockery of the above poster for their naivety, accompanied by material belonging on another board, possibly pornographic in nature.

>>14527334
Speculation about the emotional state of this particular poster, accompanied by trollface.jpg and/or probing question.

>>14519879
Off-topic post defending My Little Pony

>>14527368
Fuck you and all your fucking kind...ermmm...type of post.

Amazement that this thread has gone on for so many posts.

Gleeful exaltation of the number of posts this thread has received, regardless of the fact other posters have already done so.

>>14527566
>Belittling statement aimed at tripfags.
Stating that you have a sexual preference for men as is indicated by your use of a secure trip.
Failing to sage properly.

Flimsy claim at apathy towards subject matter at hand.
Immediately followed by constant watch of thread in order to assure I am not interested.

Posts about how this poster got banned unfairly for posting a touhou pic while contributing to the topic at hand.

statement that I have reported this thread for some innocuous thing.

>>14527666
Claim that your desire to report makes you mod loving cancer that one might say is killing this board.

>>14527892
Insinuation that your intelligence is inferior because you are unable to properly link to posts, and statement that I have reported you for yet another silly reason.

Generic inflammatory post no different from the lot, but is in fact OP having merged back into the masses after a successful touchoff

>>14527666
Superstitious response to this inauspicious number, while nonetheless acknowledging success in getting three consecutive numbers.

>>14527946
Claim that above post cannot be OP as claimed, because current poster is real OP.

> 176 posts and 24 images omitted
Joyful expression of love for this imageboard and its inhabitants

Annoyance that this thread has veered so far away from it's original intent.

>implying various mild offenses

Post relating the plight of Controversial Issue to the much-maligned Skub, and asserting that those who hate Skub are even more sexually deviant than those who dislike Controversial Issue.

>>14529816
Seemingly agreeing wording. Wording proves sarcastic; declaration that skub is the work of a fallen archangel created by a beared man in the sky.