Nothing, because that means you're in vacuum.

Welcome aboard.

"I don't mean to alarm you sir, but it appears that the geller fields have failed."

>>14407846
Sir! The Gellar field is about to suffer a catastrophic failure!

/thread.

That sound that lets you know the Gellar Fields are down. Whatever it is.

Either that or "What's the worst that could happen?"

"I'm afraid you're the part of the Imperium now."

Gellar Field master alert.

"Sir. We have Necrons off the port bow, Tyranids off the starboard bow, a Daemonic incursion in the cargo hold, and the slaves who man the guns are revolting."

"What's the good news?"

"I just saved ten percent on my car insurance by switching to Geico."

The sound of Hullghast gnawing through your skull.

we're out of ammunition!

Enter into the bathroom.
Find Nurglings band.
"We only know Metallica's last disc songs"
"FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU..."

"Hey, what happened to the Astronomicon?"

Over the ship's main vox caster you hear

'Libra tutemae ex inferis'

then the lights go out.

I believed thoses Eldar ships were harder to spot.

>>14407969
THIS.

Pick up the soap

>>14408002

now that is grimdark

>>14407963
Atleast it aint St.Anger

"This is your captain speaking. I want you all to welcome the newest members of the onboard clergy. They call themselves Genestealers and they're going to be taking our worship in an exciting new direction."

>>14408070
Altman be praised!

>Huh. You know Navigator, I could've sworn the Eye of Terror was on the other side of the galaxy.
>I MAKE THE SHIP GO ZOOM
>Oh dear.

I'm afraid I had this map upside-down

'Aww dang, who'se gonna clean out the umbra clusters?'

Oops.
Why's that light flashing?
We've having a change of management.

"Draw up along side the Hiveship/Nurgle ship and prepare for boarding!"

>"Next Stop: Space Station 13"

We kaptured it for chaos!

>>14407882
>>14407891
>>14407898
>>14407914
Gellerfailuremind.

Engage the enemy more closely!

Give me a glass of whatever has the highest alcohol count. I just met myself in the hallway...

Whomever stole the techpreist's alarmclock are now under a direct order to return said clock to it's owner. The punishment for not doing so is 4 weeks forced labor in the Nr.5 macrobattery reloading deck.

'Welcome aboard the Event Horizon.'

Engage Warp Drive and set course for Proxima Centauri

Pic related. It's the Captain.

"This is your captain speaking with an announcement: I am drunk."

I don't think we're alone anymore

One security guy to another:
"Hey, what's all that green gloop that's coming from that warhead in armory 7?"

It seems that we are running low on servitors.
I suppose we could convert a few of the new guys.
You are new here, right?

>>14408145

I had to lol

Congratulations, you are hereby assigned to cleaning out the nightm- the residual storage space to make room for supplies.
Here's you mob and shotgun.

MISFIRE!

What's so bad about genestealers/berserkers/Necrons?

Prepare for boarders!

What could go wrong?

>>14408167
Bah, my RT group makes that announcement every other day. Morale's never been higher.

>>14408177
the warhead is giving birth to an ork

Ensign could you go down to deck 9 corridor 99.

The security team we sent to check out that sensor blip are having vox problems, would you run some spare power packs down to them?

Where have the stars gone?

Warp Drive activated, raise Gellar Fields
I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.
What...cancel Drive power up!
Look Dave, I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over.

Worst thing to hear when in a ship in 40K?

>Be in Warpspace
>Hear the sound of millions of lost souls scratching and screaming against the hull

/thread

>>14409249

>Be in Warpspace
>DON'T hear the sound of millions of lost souls scratching and screaming against the hull

Cause that means something big has scared off the lost souls.

>>14407846
"Han Solo is a bitch"

PREPARE SHIP FOR LUDICROUS SPEED... FASTEN ALL SEAT-BELTS, SEAL ALL ENTRANCES AND EXITS, CLOSE ALL SHOPS IN THE MALL, CANCEL THE THREE RING CIRCUS, SECURE ALL ANIMALS IN THE ZOO...

"Greetings, how are you gentlemen?"

Seriously, what happens if the Gellar Field fails?
I always thought the ship would simply disintegrate.

>>14409425
I'm not sure if the Geller field contains a "pocket" of real space for the ship to be cocooned in, or if it simply a force field that keeps nasty warp entities out. Either way, if it fails, you're fucked.

>>14409425

Daemons.
Daemons EVERYWHERE.

>>14409425
>Seriously, what happens if the Gellar Field fails? I always thought the ship would simply disintegrate.
Ship gets overrun by warp cretures / daemons., usually killing everything on board and might get lost in Warp.
There are exceptions, however - Word Bearers travel with Gellar Field turned off to show they truly are one with Chaos.

>>14409425
No, the Geller Field is just what keeps daemons and shit out of the ship. Its like a big bubble of "No thanks!"

Geller Field failure is when something pops the bubble.

Attention, this is your captain speaking. Though there was a slight malfunction with one of the Geller Field generators, the Mechanicus operatives on board have completely restored it to operating order. The turbulence you just felt was merely a side affect of the reinitialization process and is nothing to worry about; nor should you concern yourself with the sounds coming from cargo holds 3 and 5 or the engine room. Everything is fine and all ship board facilities are running well within operational limits.

By the way, if you happen to know how to reach the Grey Knights, please come to the bridge immediately.

>>14409425
No, but the thing that's keeping Chaos out is gone. Pure Chaos. It's like going to hell while still alive, but when you die, you're still in hell! Disintegration would be blissful by comparison.

>>14409425

Look at your ship, now look back at me, now look at your friends, now look back at me, now back to you, back to me.

EVERYTHING IS NOW DEAMONS.

>>14409425

Event Horizon happens. Dead Space happens. Utter complete fuking horror with zero rules that changes dependant on the whim of the hungry demons outside the hull disrupting reality to crack open your spiritual husk and gulp down th soul within.

>>14409425
Well, this causes all theentities around to manifest in your now unveiled blip of realspace.
Also the raw tides of energy flow freely through the vessel.
I think, ships would not be utterly destroyed as they possess no souland are thus uninteresting to the beings of the warp.

>do YOU hear the voices too!

Yeah on the "what happens if the field fails" it kinda depends what's outside at the time.

Larger predator entities might just shred the ship instantly and take the souls.

Smaller entities might manifest on the ship in different ways, and may slip onto the ship while the field is failing to try and get in before a larger entity can.

Then you have the entities which aren't just animalistic but have intelligence and reflections of emotions...those can be the worst or the best.

Maybe they just play a joke and throw you millions of years into the past or future, or lightyears off course.
Technically the best you can hope for if the fields collapse.

On they other hand they might take you as play things or a science experiment, that's when things are probably going to get REALLLY Event Horizon.

That's my take on it at least, of course the great thing about the warp is that everyones take on it is accurate cause anything could happen.

>>14409475

Dead Space is a fucking Sunday afternoon picnic compared to a warp demon infestation. The only reason those Necromorphs caused as much damage as they did was the fact that 90% of people in that universe were morons or Unitologists (i.e. bigger morons).

>Sir, we appear to have found what the Tyranid hive fleets have been running away from

>>14409477
Hey! The machine-spirit has feelings too! Why do you think the Ad-Mech installed the field in the first place? It certainly wasn't to protect your sorry sack of flesh meatbag.

Orks go into the warp without protective fields......but then again orks think that the faces on their rokz scare off the deamons.....and it works somehow.

>>14409529
>Orks go into the warp without protective fields......
They've said The Waaagh handles that.

>>14409520
The logic machines will get infested too, but the hull would not be destroyed.
On the other hand a large entity might try and possess the ship itself.

In some fanfic I read, there were even Deamonophagi, warp entities that feast upon smaller demons as predators and have no interest in human souls.

>>14409563
Or that Gork and Mork keep anything bad away from the orks.

>>14409582

Well... not EVERYTHING.

Fightan' dem deemony tings iz good fun!

>>14409563
Yep. Orks believe that the warp will take them where they want to go (a big fight) more or less in one piece - because that's the way to have a lot of fun. The waaagh handles the rest...or presumably Gork/Mork bitchslap any demon stupid enough to try and interfere. It's not perfect though - sometime smaller demons get onboard the ship...although the orks just count that as inflight entertainment.

"Huh... I do believe I've never seen that light over there flash that particular color before..."

>>14409619

Erm, sir? This is airlock 6, and there's a Mr Abbadon to see you. He doesn't have an appointment; should we let hi-

>>14409652
God damn Orks.

"Hey, I finished working on the engine, but I seem to have a few left over parts here..."

>>14409652
"'EY BIG MEK"
"Ya boss?"
"DERES SOME BIG FING POPPED UP IN TH' ARMORY FIGHTIN DA BOYS. YOU TAKE THE WHEEL I'M GONNA 'AVE A GO"
"Aye aye boss"

*Chief of engineering removes wall panel*
...Yup. Yup, that there's a whole boatload o' wires.

>>14409670
This is a thread for the worst things to hear.

Not the most comedic.

"We'll be all right men, the Flesh Helms are on their way!"

Lt. Anon, I want to see you in my quarters, we can talk about your promotion. Bring kneepads and water.

Dismissed.

>>14409954
Cola is alright, too. All we need is a bottle.

>>14409829
>>14409671
>>14409652
>>14409619
Ever hear about the Orks that sailed straight into the Eye of Terror?

>>14407868
Second.

>>14409954

If this my commanding officer I don`t see any problem with this.

"Voidmaster, I am enacting shipboard promotions. From now on, you report to Lt. Squawkers and Fluffles."

>this actually happened

>>14409976

that.

that is perfect

the perfect endless waagh

>>14410002

Wait, who's Lt. Squawkers?

>>14409995
Why is she wearing High-Heeled boots? Especially when she's a navy officer and would tend towards more practical clothing?

>>14410093

Both legs are cybernetic, and programmed for perfect balance. The high-heeled boots are there to put opponents off-guard.

>>14410093
That IS practical clothing in 40k.
I'm fucking serious.
I don't see her shoulders artificially extended by six inches in each direction, no fuck-giant long epaulettes, her jacket actually hugs her body instead of giving her another four inches of bulk, etc.

>>14410093
>Why is she wearing High-Heeled boots?

Because 40k is anything other than sensible. Awesome (if technically unfeasible/impractical) outfits are the norm.

>>14410086

The seneschal bought a Caged Songbird from ItS, the one that can detect warp intrusions and gellar field failures.

He named it Squawkers, and promoted it and Fluffles upon them warning the party of a daemon on the ship.

While Lt. Squawkers is content to sit around and keep watch, Hall Monitor Fluffles displayed his joy of being promoted by gnawing on the Voidmaster's Apprentice.

>>14409508

Let's be fair here. It's hard to fight necromorphs when all military technology in the setting was designed by 'what would be useful in Contra'. 360 turret mode? Are you fucking kidding me? It's like all past conflicts were sidescrollers.

>>14410093
>40k
>practical clothing
Pick one. The only complaint I have is that she lacks pauldrons each as large as her entire torso.

>>14410156
That and it was also designed for combat onboard spaceships IE: Not made for penetration incase you accidentially hull yourself. Sure, the soldiers are wearing space suits, but if you take out an entire fucking wall, then I hope you have a good quality rescue beacon as you're going to be floating about in space for a while.

"Yeah, that Geller watchamacallit was kind of expensive, so I sold it to buy more weapons."

Where the FUCK did I put the owner's manual to this blasted thing!?

Uhhh...sir? the navigator keeps screaming "ERROR 404 ASTRONOMICON NOT FOUND" when we try to transition to real-space


You know, I could have sworn I heard something in the vent-OH, YOU DID HUMAN

>>14410192
>so I sold it to buy more weapons."
"Daemons can't possess us IF THEY'RE DEAD!"
>Fly into the warp, madly firing every broadside possible

>>14410229

That's stupid! We all know that Daemons aren't affected by macro-batteries!

We clearly need laser-broadsides!

>>14410229
I must confess guilt to this.

I was REEEEAAAALLLYYY drunk (both in and out of character) and decided it would be "fun" to travel into the warp without activating the geller field.

Related quote: "this is the captain speaking, and I just had an AWESOME (throwing up the horns here) idea"

>>14410192
"Why are you telling me this AFTER we hit warp?"
...
"Please tell me that's you tapping my shoulder."

>>14410247

Step 1: Take Forbidden Lore: Daemonology.

Step 2: Create a permanent pentagrammic ward over the prow.

Your ship is now a sanctified melee weapon.

>>14410276
RAMMING SPEED!
- Ramming what?
THE WARP!

Eyes? Where we're going, we don't need eyes!

"Welcome to the Imperial Navy, scum"

>>14410276
I love that idea.

WE HAVE TOO MUCH DELTA V

>>14410284
>>14410276
Shit, I can see a couple of crazy Radical Inquisitors actually doing that. Hire some Ork Freebootas, apply a giant Pentagram to the prow of their ship, and see what happens when they fly straight up Khorne's backside.

'I have a bad feeling about this'

'you can't leave. She won't let you'

'I am home'

>>14410276

TO THE REALMS OF CHAOS MEN!

THE IMPERIUM WILL WELCOME US AS HEROS WHEN WE RAM OUR SANCTIFIED SHIP THROUGH A CHAOS GOD! OR ALL FOUR!

The sad thing is this is almost retarded enough to actually work in 40k.

>>14410276

It'd be painstaking trying to hexagrammatically ward an entire prow. I mean, just given how long it takes to ward a single weapon or suit of armor, and how difficult it is, you might spend half a century warding the damn thing only to find out that you missed a stroke two decades ago and now everything's worthless.

What makes it even worse is that no-one outside the Inquisition is supposed to know about hexagrammatic wards, and they don't take too kindly to people pinching their secrets. All that said, a hexagrammatically warded ship would probably have just about the safest, most comfortable warp-ride in the galaxy.

"But captain, I'm sure that black hold was sealed for a reason!"
"Yes, and I want to look inside and find out why."

>>14410229
Two days later
"HOPPERS ARE DRY"
"exit the warp now. whew, that was close."
"TYRANID VESSELS DETECTED."

>>14410323
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsjAdQ-IDPE
This idea needs a soundtrack.

>>14410329

O RLY?

Oh, and Pentagramatic Wards are not the same thing as Hexagramatic Wards.

>>14410323
You know, you're right, and I think I might have a DM that would let me try it too

"She's finally ready, sir."
The acolyte saluted his superior.
"All our weapons, armor, even the ship itself, have all been inscribed by our servitors over these long years."
The Inquisitor indicated his apprentice could be at ease.
"The Great Enemy shall know our fury, by the Emperor. Prepare His Will Be Done for launch immediately."

>>14410371

Huh, I guess I forgot about that. Nevermind!

What's the difference between hexagrammatic and pentagrammatic wards, anyway?

>>14410329
>no-one outside the Inquisition is supposed to know about hexagrammatic wards

Wrong. Every single astropathic chamber has them. They are also sometimes etched onto the lips of sanctioned psykers. Hexagrammic wards are expensive, but they are not unusual or secret.

"We just lost atmospheric containment on the bridge."
"But WE'RE on the bridge!"

>>14410389

I think Pentagrammic wards are the ones on Grey Knights and their Suits.

>>14410371

>>14410389

Hexagrammic wards protect against psychic energy, and are used defensively. Pentagramatic wards, on the other hand, ward against warp beings specifically, and can be used in two ways: as a barrier that keeps the being out (or in), or offensively as a weapon. Hexagramatic wards deal no harm, they only protect. Pentagramatic wards make for limited protection, but they can be used as a weapon.

>>14410389

Ok apparently Pentagrammic wards are what we want, since they're supposed to be best against daemons. Hexagrammic wards are for use against psykers.

>>14410389
Hexagrammatic have six points, while pentagrammatic only have five.

Sir! Nurglings spotted in your bathroom!

>>14410412

>>14410426
We can always put pentagramic on the outside and line the inner hull with hexagramic ones then, just to be safe.

Ow and make sure to cover every bulkhead with both. You never know what will happen when you try to troll chaos after all.

>>14410466
Thought about how to navigate if you cockblock your own navigators by warding the whole ship?

>>14410428

Indeed.

>>14410483
WHERE WE'RE GOING WE DON'T NEED NAVIGATORS

>>14410491
And then there's this special tetragrammic ward to keep away the Hebrew.

>>14410483

Yes.

We use a compass.

Incase of magnetic failure, we get the comisar to shoot people untill something is done about the problem.

With this I decalre this plan foolproof. we make for the warp in 5 minutes.

>>14410483
I'm sure he'd be able to see.

If not, then we'll just move his chair to the prow

>>14410323
>>14410310
>>14410329
>>14410371
>>14410388
>>14410390
>>14410418
>>14410428
>>14410426

So I'll have to acquire a cruiser, a easy enough task for one of my wealth. Then smother every single component, from the smallest screw to the largest armor plate, in wards of both kinds, over the course of centuries or even Millenia, consuming the entire supply of silver from several planets. Then I, or more likely my descendent, shall crew it with a crew of Nulls and Untouchables, who have been specially breed in the thousands for this one task during the time that work has been progressing on the ship, and indoctrinated completely and utterly in the Imperial Faith (at least enough to give them all the Pure Faith talent and some other stuff along that line) and stock the holds with decades worth of supplies. Then we take Divine Will on her maiden voyage, straight into the warp. Next Stop. The domain of a God of Chaos.

>>14410508

And that is how space hulks are made.

>>14410520
Call the drawfags!
We need a picture of that.
Navigator in a voidsuit chained to the prow of a warded ship, out to ram chaos into oblivion.

>>14410531

PROTIP: Faith is a warp-based power. It is specifically noted in the description of the Untouchable trait that Untouchables cannot use Pure Faith, nor will faith powers work on them.

Amorph detected in the air vents
>OMMMMINOUS HUMMMMMMMMM

>>14410531
Yep, that's pretty much the sum of it, though you might be able to run it by an inquisitor and he'll lend you a battleship for the purpose, or get you a battle barge for it.

>>14410531

Ohh, also I need to get the Space Pope to bless the entire ship 666 times. Then we coat the fucking thing in purity seals. Then we tattoo the crew with wards. Then we load the prow nova cannon with a shell covered with wards with a special warhead that explodes into ward shaped explosions.

>>14410568
Then you get Matt Ward to write it.

>>14410574
Let's be sensible here...

>>14410561

Well... shit. I guess I replace some portion of the crew with mind cleansed dudes with the Pure Faith Talent then. Also the officers will be Grey Knights.

>>14410592
>>14410581
I had to read ward too many times NOT to think of him god damn it. Motherfucker needs some synonyms, like, glyphs, holy marks, runes, something like that god damn it.

>>14410607

>Ohh, also we need to get the Space Pope to bless the entire ship 666 times. Then we coat the fucking thing in purity seals. Then we tattoo the crew with Pentagrammic Runes. Then we load the prow nova cannon with a shell covered with Holy Marks with a special warhead that explodes into Glyph shaped explosions. Also the master of Ordinance is the guy from >>14410229

Happy?

>>14410624
Also, it kills sixty six avatars of khaine, six times each.

>>14410654
If we agree to kill Slaneesh while we're at it, I'm sure a few radical inquisitors have some contacts with the Eldar that could arrange something......

We aren't going to draw the wards with bolter bitch blood, are we?

>>14410720
No, but we should drink and bathe in the stuff.

You know. For purity.

>>14410720

Nah, we need the bolter bitches to add some more wards. From the Blood of Martyrs sourcebook, there are two powers that permanently work against daemons: Daemon Trap and Seal of Purity. Daemon Trap does exactly what it says on the tin. Seal of Purity is a special Aquila that keeps daemons, creatures with Psy Rating 3 or greater, and things with 20 or more Corruption Points from attempting to approach it.

>>14410739
Asking around for donations might be our best course of action. Who could kill something this cute?

>>14410785
hhhhhhhnnnnnngggggggg

waifu material

>>14410802
need some more from this convent though

>>14410785
Grey Knights, apparently.

>>14410775
Entire ship is blanks and pariahs, don't know if faith stuff would work at all.

>>14410820
Beat me to it you motherfucker.

>>14410820

To be honest, with the entire ship (Bar maybe the captain) being crewed with Nulls, Pariahs, and Untouchables, its not like we really need faith powers.

>>14410857

I can just see some daemons going "Ohh sweet, a free lunch!" when this thing pops into the warp. About 15 seconds later they're going "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!"

>>14410550
here's my attempt.

11-ty billion minutes in paint.net.

>>14410857
Well, daemons (demons?) can't see us, but they can see the ship (since it's *ramming them*), so anything to protect that is probably a good idea.

>>14410820
I'm trying to forget that bit of fluff happened, but thanks for reminding me.
>>14410857
It'd be easier to get a crew of sisters than a crew of blanks though. They're like, what 1 in 1 billion or something.

We could also go with a sanctified servitor crew.

>>14410820

All things considered, faith is actually more effective against than blanks and pariahs. I would say that going for the mind-cleansed-and-Pure-Faith route would be more effective than the all-Untouchable route.

>>14410904

Against daemons, that is.

>>14410886
Awesome.

Why do I get the feeling that this is going to be us by the time this mission gets underway?

>>14410896

Thats why I've been selectively breeding them during the Millenia or so that it takes to cover every part making the ship up with both types of Warding.

Interesting concept. Would it be worthwhile to take one of those ships that attracts Chaos like a Murder or Repulsive? Presumably having about 50% of its weight made up of Warpbane Hull would protect the crew from the effects, but it might lure daemons onto the wards, destroying the foul beasts.

"Sir... We've reached the Halo stars"

>"Whats the worst thing to hear aboard a voidship?"
>"Alright, so we're gonna ram a chaos god with our thrice blessed voidship built entirely out of wards, crewed by untouchables."

Never change /tg/.

>>14410963
I was under the impression we were just going to mow down whatever fuckers were on the way to chaos god xyz, but sure, we could. I wouldn't bother, instead a cathedral type thing seems more appropriate.

>>14411007
You're just mad because it might actually work

"Gellar field generator? I thought that was the thermostat."

After we ram the ship into both Slaanesh and Nurgle, we can add the eldar goddess Isha to the harem.

Ram the hive ship!

>>14411049
Have the Eldar death god in the ship's harem?
.
What could possibly go wrong with that?
.
LETS DO THIS!

>>14411046
TRRREMBLE... AS I.... ADJUST-A-IT!

>>14411080
considering how fucking long Nurgle has had her, i think she'd be willing to give the crew a fuck or three

>>14411080

Isha is the goddess of healing. Ynead is the god of death. Get your xenotheology right.

>>14411013

To be honest, building a voidship from scratch would be faster then taking an existing warship, taking it apart, warding it, and putting it back together. A custom ship could say, be built to transform into a ten kilometer tall robotic figure of the Emperor, wearing a Aquila Sombero, and Aquila Sunglasses. And it can take the sunglasses off, and throw them like a frigate sized boomerang. And the eyes of the Eagles are actually Lance Cannons.

>>14411101
I see death by snoo snoo in out futures

>>14411140
y u derp
?

>>14411101

We can't let the crew at her, the crew is Untouchables. It might kill her.

No, the captain has to keep Isha safe. The safest place is the Captain's bedchambers.

>>14411161

This man thinks like a proper rogue trader.

>>14411176
I've been saving the gist of this thread under the title 'How My Rogue Trader Would Play'

Which reminds me, is this archivable yet?

>>14411161
what if we went for the crew of Sisters instead of untouchables?

And taped what happened for..... distribution?

>>14411156
It's late. I think that's my cue to call it a night.

I did herp so hard I derped on that one though.

>>14411198
I think they might kill her.
They're eccliasiarchical, right?
>implying that's a word
Doesn't the eccliasiarchy have a zero-tolerance policy for the foul fuckin' xenos?

The inquisitor turns to you and says 'No Matthew, it is YOU who are the daemons'

Ok so we've got the ship that our Great Great Great Grandfather had commissioned with the aid of several radical Inquisitors, as well as background Eldar assistance. We have the products of his crazed breeding program, which either produced a loyal and faithful crew of either a ton of mind cleansed wannabe Saints, or a ton of Untouchables, depending on who you ask. The ship has been blessed hundreds of times over the centuries by five different Ecclesiarchs, has had protective wards and runes engraved over every portion of its hull, every bulkhead, and every component, to the point where its mass is approximately 50% engraving. It's been stocked up with enough food to sustain its crew for a century. It employs the revolutionary new "FIRE EVERYTHING" tactic to drive daemons away from it in the warp. The entirety of the Grey Knights Chapter and a sizable number of Sisters of Battle have been lured onboard, via the suggestion that either Daemons or Heretics are hiding onboard, and trapped in different locations to prevent one side from making a bloody sacrifice of the other on some altar to the emperor. Rumor even has it that the ship can transform into a giant statue of the Emperor, in order to better wrestle with each Ruinous Power after ramming them. Only two questions remain.

What do we name this vessel? And which god do we fuck over first?

>>14411309
THE EMPEROR'S SUPERCOCK!

>>14411309

We name the vessel "Mike".

>>14411309
Hyper-Warp Gurren Lagann

Nurgle

>>14410720

Aren't eldar the guys who make runecasters? We could use one of those in place of the Navigator who won't be able to see jack shit through the hull.

>>14411245
b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but mah name is d-d-d-d-d-d-d-doctor rockso baby!!! and i do c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-cocaine!!!

The Emperor's Mighty Morphing Power Dick.
And we're killing Slaanesh. Go us.

>Attention crew...That gellar field thing, scale of one to ten how important would you say that is to our survival?

I just want to say that this thread is one of the better things that i've seen on /tg/ recently.

>>14411387

Pshaw. Gellar fields. That's for amateurs.

Leave the field at home, if a daemon gets close enough we get to watch the fireworks.

>>14411344
ROGUE TRADER GARLOCK REPORTING FOR DUTY LORD INQUISITOR.

THEY AREN'T WORTHY OF BEING OUR ENEMY! I'LL TWIST THEM OUT OF SPACE-TIME!

GURREN LAGANN SPIN ON!

WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM?!

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A Gellar field??? fuck that shit the emperor protects.

>>14411482
Made me think. Super-hyperion magnum size one of these, put on ship when ramming Nurgle.

To avoid the space-STDs.

>>14411416
>>14411416

Gentlemen, the Light of Terra has her captain.

I've found us a Master of Ordinance

Here's our Enginseer Prime.

>>14411616
I LIKE WHERE THIS IS HEADING

Our Master of Etherics.

10,000 years later:

>>THE SHIP IS ALL. THE SHIP MOVES.

>>14407846
>You won't need eyes to see where we're going.

Just lost my shit. HARD. Funniest thing Ive seen today. And Ive been to theCHIVE

>>14411140
That's the beauty of it- it's the goddess of healing.
We may be tottering on the brink of death for days, but we will never die from it. All she has to do is work a chant in with the moans.

Here is our Twistcatcher.

This is our Ship's Confessor.

>>14411309
>>14411709

This is our Choir-Master Telepathica.

>>14407846
"Sir, our Navigator just died."

>>14411931

Most ships carry a number of navigators, who each operate in shifts. Losing one navigator isn't too bad.

>>14407846

Our LAST navigator just died.

Then again they could just do a blind warp jump (what they used to do before them, just in short spans)

>>14408163
>>14408163
double thank you, the vicis (event in latin) horizon is going to be the name for my groups rogue trader game. and its a bonus cause I don't think they have seen the movie either

>>14411709
Alright, what's this a reference to? I have an idea but i'd like to hear what you're referring to exactly so i know whether i am clever or dumb.

>>14412403

Some silly Wh50k setting where the Imperium is rendered into a massive ship about 1 AU long.

>>14412458
Two AU's long. But yeah.

>>14412458
>>14412577
Thank you both.

Is this on suptg?

>>14412754
Yeah, I archived the thing right after we finished the best ship ever design.

"Crew, this is your Captain speaking. Our Navigator wishes to make an announcement."
"GENTLEMEN! Behold! My eye has finally decided to eat MY HAND!"

"Hi, and welcome aboard. This is your captain, Mat Ward speaking..."

For those of you here in the present as well as those of you who might read this in the future, I shall provide links to the the thread about which the others have spoken, involving the ship that is 2 AUs long.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/7723751/
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/7760069/
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/7765640/
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/7782415/
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/7973860/

You are welcome.

>>14411327
>>14411309
Nay, TWO massive supercocks

>>14412840
That tripfag in the first thread is such a whiny bitch

>>14412798
It's "my ASS has finally decided to eat MY HAND!!! IT HUNGERS....for mooooore...."

Good news everybody

Next stop: Eye of Terror!