>Name
Skruffy, Da Janitork

>Stats
Str: 16
Dex: 16
Con: 14
Cha: 8
Int: 15
Wis: 13

>Traits
Sneaky: You know how to sneak. Dats some good knowwots dere.

Mob Rule: When interacting with Orks being big an' tuff is more important then being karismatic.

Ork Gunz: Ya are "skilled" in the use of most Orky weaponry. Certain special weapons will requirer additional skills, they will be noted.

Clobber Together: You can use knowwotz to build, upgrade or repair Orky Tech with the right tools, materials and maybe some luck.

Kamouflage: You know how to be EXTRA sneaky buy using kamo, warpaints and other wotzits.

>Ya Current Gear
Double Choppa: 1 handed, 1d12 Damage
Shoota: 2 handed, 1d8 Damage, 1-5 Shot Burst
3 Stikkbombs: 1d10 Damage, Explosive, Thrown
Squig Bitz: A delicious Orky snack.
Goggles: Lets ya see into da distance.
25 Teef

>PREVIOUSLY ON KOMMANDO QUEST

You manage to lob a Stikkbomb out at the approaching 'umies from the gate. Luckily, and because you are a smart ork, it lands in EXACTLY the right place and shrapnel tears through 2 leaving them shredded piles of meat.

The other 'umie in the guard tower still can't see you and his mate is getting closer! The broken arm man continues to yell and takes another shot but misses.

>Questions about WTF is going on? READ
>http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/14233706/
>http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/14236472/
>Still can't be answered? Ask away.

Wat 'cha gonna do boyz? (You can now post)

rolled 18, 17, 14, 8, 5 = 62

5 round burst into the git that's hanging on by a thread!

rolled 3 = 3

>>14270656
Get inta da trees, ya git!

Shoot dat 'umie right der, da one takin a piss

rolled 16 = 16

Hit the broken arm man in the neck with your Choppa.

>Why is my thread so unpopular T_T

rolled 9 = 9

Choppa da broken arm git in 'is neck!

rolled 5 = 5

Get back ta hidin ya git!

Den sneak round da camp and get em from da other side!

rolled 4 = 4

GET OUTA DA TREE AND GUT DA GIT WIT DA BROKE ARM!

>>14270749
When an idea is suggested that looks like a good way to go, most people will stop posting in order to let the DM get on with things. Also. how are you taking posts? Is it first come, or is there a time frame to get suggestions in?

>>14270697
>Gotta find where I wrote my rules for shooting.
>Here we go.

Ya let a burst out of your shoota right into da 'umies face. Teach him to tickle you with his lasgun. Hearing his mates screaming abruptly stop the boy near the crates gets scared and makes a run back to his friend sitting in the watch tower. Peaking out in between gaps on the folliage you can see them looking pretty paniced.

What ya gonna do now boyz?
>Also 2 things I forgot from stats/gear update:
>HP: 12/17
>Shoota is silenced

>Sorry had to open up VASSAL and shop the picture ect.

rolled 11, 2, 6, 13, 19 = 51

>>14270840
OI, SHOOT BOTH DEM UMIES IN ONE GO!

>>14270803
Dice rolls are MOSTLY first come first served. Eg. Just now. That is because it dose take me a little time to think of the outcome, do it up on the map and post.
Roleplay is MOSTLY a time limit till a consensus is reached. But it really depends on what mood I am in at the time.
Sorry for slow updates still new to using VASSAL to simulate the map and I make mistakes.

rolled 1 = 1

Throw a stikkbomb at the leg of da tower, makin' it to fall over and kill the humie what has the long range on us. Heh, mebbie the odda humie will get caught in da blast.

>>14270862
This is a feeaseble choice as you are in range, however I will point out that one of the 'umies is in a watch tower so you will have to account for that. Meaning dat you will have to say how many shots are fired at each target.
>Shooty tip: Burst X-Y is how many shots you can fire from a gun WITHOUT inuring accuracy penalty. You can fire beyond the burst limit, yes I know I have yet to specify clip sizes ect but you are all smart enough to use reason and not attempt to fire 50 shots from a pistol, but it will reduce accuracy with each shot beyond the burst limit.
>Roll again and tell me how many shots you are firing at each if you really want this way.

>>14270889
I'll be kind today and ignore that post.

>>14270889
Or I could take this considering no one is posting.
Hmmmmmmmmmm

rolled 13, 9, 16, 19, 9 = 66

>>14270929
Three at da humie in da towa, two at da humie on da ground.

>>14271013
Dis lad has da roit idea.

>>14271013
Oi, QuestOrk, ya git, do dis!

>>14271013
Ya unleash da dakka on da scaredy wimpy 'umies rattling out 5 shots from ya sneaky shoota. 3 streak towards the one in da tower and 2 towards the one on the ground as you drag your "aim" around. Ya watch with orky pride as all 5 connect with their targets.

Roll for damage. 1d8 damage per hit.

rolled 1, 4, 1, 1, 6 = 13

>>14271086
Dat's cause wez da best Kommando der is. Wez da sneakiest, an da shootiest, an da brainiest.

rolled 6, 1, 7, 1, 6 = 21

>>14271086

rolled 6, 1, 7, 1, 2 = 17

>>14271112
OI YA GIT, DEM'S DA LEAST ORKY ROLLS I EVA SAW.

DIS IS SOME REAL ORKY ROLLS.

>>14271112

Da 'umie in da tower takes all 3 hits to the chest, but his wet paper armor actaully makes a difference for once and absorbs a large brunt of the damage. Cause of ya cunning silencer and sneakyness of hidin' he still can't see you but makes a blind shot towards your general direction anyway..... but fails pretty damn badly! It appears a small piece of one of the shoota bullets rickashaded off his armor and smashed the trigger off the gun! What are the odds of that happening? Ha!
Da ova' 'umie most likely wets his pants as one shot catches him in da arm and da other square in the chest. He panics and dives for cover behind the crates.

>Tower 'Umie: 4/10 HP, Lasgun broken.
>Pants Wetting 'Umie: 3/10 HP, prone behind boxes.

Wat do now?

rolled 11, 2, 7, 2, 18 = 40

>>14271220
Da one in da towa is actin' like a proppa enemy, and desrves some extra attention because o' dat. 5 shots to him, dat ovva humie can be taken out at our les.. leis... when we feels like it!

rolled 6 = 6

I say we'z rush da wet pants 'umie, wot wit da otha 'umie bein useless now! WAAAAAGH!

>>14271290
3 hits on da Tower 'Umie.
Roll for damage son 1d8 per hit.

rolled 5, 2, 2 = 9

>>14271319

rolled 3, 4, 3 = 10

>>14271319

>Captcha: wanted preprelc
Don't we all, Inglip.

>>14271329
Da tower 'umie takes another 3 hits, with one going square in the guts tearing through his armor. He dramatically falls out of the tower face first and lands with a satisfying splat. Good job Skruffy, dat a good 'un.

There is a strong smell of urine in the air and what sounds like soft weeping.
Wat do?

rolled 11 = 11

>>14271369

CHARGE DA LAST 'UMIE WIT DA CHOPPA!
WAAAAAAAAAAGH

>>14271369
WAAAAAAAGH!

CHOPPA DAT 'UMIE GIT!

>>14271369
Go grab da weaklin'. If he's dis scared of us, imagine what seein' da boss would do ta him! Maybe he knows summat that we could make use of. Where a bigger scrap moight be, or a secret tunnel into da humie base for some more fun later.

rolled 7 = 7

>>14271403

>>14271405
dat aint orky

rolled 17 = 17

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

SHOW DAT UMIE OUR CHOPPA, AN PUT IT IN 'IS EYE SO DA UMIE CAN'T MISS IT!

>Not even going to ask for damage rolls.

Ya clear the sandbags in a single orky leap and smash through da boxes where Mr Pants Wetter is hiding. Picking him up in one hand and holding ya double choppa in da ova' you stare intently at his tear streaked face.

Epic one liner and finishing move time!
Highest roll in the first 5 responses gets it.

>>14271416
Weze a kommando, our orky aint everyones orky. How many other orks sneak? We do things differently, and getting information on where a better fight might be is definitely good intel. At least, for Orks it is.

rolled 5 = 5

>>14271434
Looking him in the eye, and bringing closer to our mouth, we yell "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH" like nobody has yelled before, our spit splattering all over his face and our breath entering his nose.

Then we gut him.

rolled 15 = 15

>>14271434
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!"

rolled 7 = 7

>>14271434
Heh, looks loik YOU coulda used dat Golden Throne!

2 more responses to go and so far NO ONE has made a reference to Skruffy, Da Janitork's name?
I am dissapoint.

rolled 7 = 7

"I'm Skruffy. Da Janitork. An you umie's ave jus been mopped."

Looks like
>"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!"
is winning.
1 more response. Can you beat it?

rolled 18 = 18

>>14271526

So much this.

>>14271557
Fuck year.

>>14271557
Awesome.

We're awesome.

>>14271526
Bonus points if we slap him with a mop when we say that.

Shit, we need a mop.

>>14271557
>We have a winner!

"I'm Skruffy. Da Janitork. An you umie's ave jus been mopped."
You inform the 'umie. He looks perplexedly back at you for a moment before noticing your double choppa comming around in an arc and heading straight for his chest.
"No! Hold on a..." CHOP! His torso is separated from his legs.
"Second" His head flops down limp and you throw his corpse aside.

Ya have finished da Warboss's mission to kill da 'umies at da camp! Ya can now stick around for a bit and do what ever or head back to where your transport warbuggy is waiting to take you back home.

If you have questions about the 'umie camp just ask. Apart from that:
Wat do boyz?

>>14271602
We do have the squig-hair brush.

rolled 4 = 4

>>14271602

Dat's easy. We'z jus gotta find a mop, den we'z 'ttach et on top o' da Choppa!

>>14271627
OI! LOOT DAT BIG WALKA TING!

>>14271627

There's a sentinel, yeah?

Can we loot it?

>>14271628
Oh we do too don't we.
Brush or Broom?

I will amend it as we take an inventory when we head back home.

LOOT DA WALKA! LOOT DA WALKA! LOOT DA WALKA!

>>14271645
Yes it is. It is a Scout Sentinel that was refueled by the first 'umie we chopped. It has an Autocannon: Heavy Weapon (Vehicle Mounted), 2d10 damage, 1-5 Shot burst.

Also each 'umie has
'Umie Knife: 1 handed, 1d4 Damage
Lasgun: 2 handed, 1d5 damage, 1-3 shot burst.
'Umie Flak Armor: Light Armor, full-body protection (for 'umies)

>>14271691

Let's loot da 'umies, then loot da walker and get to our extraction trukk in it.

rolled 17 = 17

>>14271691

TURN ET ON!

>>14271691
GET ALL DA LOOTS! DA LASGUNS, DA CHOPPAS, AN DA ARMA! DEN LOOT DAT WALKA AN GET IT TO DA CAMP!

>>14271691
OI, YA GITS!

IF WE TIE DEM LASGUNS TOGETHER, WE CAN DO 5d5 DAMAGE!

LET'S DO IT!

Ya gather up all da loot da 'umie guards had on them.

>Ya Current Gear
Double Choppa: 1 handed, 1d12 Damage
Silenced Shoota: 2 handed, 1d8 Damage, 1-5 Shot Burst
3 Stikkbombs: 1d10 Damage, Explosive, Thrown
5 'Umie Knife: 1 handed, 1d4 Damage
5 Lasgun: 2 handed, 1d5 damage, 1-3 shot burst. (One broken)
5 'Umie Flak Armor: Light Armor, full-body protection (for 'umies)
Squig Bitz: A delicious Orky snack.
Goggles: Lets ya see into da distance.
Sqiug-hair Brush: For cleanin' up.
25 Teef

>>14271705
With ya loot in tow you climb your arse into da walkery thingy and stare at the controls. Apparently they are not intimidated by your scowl so you simply decide to to kick them. It works! You have turned the sentinel on!
Now you just have to drive it.
Wat do?

rolled 2 = 2

>>14271746
WE'Z AN ORK! WE'Z LOOTED DA WALKA, NOW WE'Z GONNA BRING IT TO DA CAMP AN PAINT IT RED!

DRIVE DA WALKA TO DA CAMP!

rolled 14 = 14

>>14271746
DRIVE IT TO DA CAMP, AN MAKE SURE DEM GITS KNOW IT'S OURS!

>>14271746
Why, we walk the walker to the extraction trukk... but first we paint it green. Use the foilage around you!

>>14271746

We drive dat fing to where our trukk's at!

rolled 9 = 9

Get to da trukk, an walk wit da trukk to da camp.

>>14271764
You press a few buttons and yell at it to go!
But you fail, insteed 5 shots streak foward from the auto cannon.
Oooh wats dat? Its da extraction trukk commin' over da horizon ta see why you are taking so long. Well it was. You just hit it with the autocannon and it explodes spectacularly. Oops.

What now? Your extraction is busted and if you can't get this thing to work you will have to walk home your self.

rolled 16 = 16

>>14271819
Frak dat. Push few more buttons. Yell at da machine.

>captcha sez: orketur third
On the third button-mash, SOMETHING will happen.

rolled 19 = 19

>>14271741

Does that mean its twin-linked now? XD

>>14271819
Pull dem levers! Where's da MekBoy whenz yoo needz 'im?

rolled 12 = 12

>>14271819
"WAAAAAAAAAGH, YA STUPID WALKA! WAAAAAAAGH!"

>>14271836
The Sentinel starts to lurch foward and eventually walks along at a steady pace. At this rate you will be home in an hour or so.

That is if you could steer. Better figure out how to do that too boy!

rolled 9 = 9

>>14271890
WEZ A KOMMANDO, WEZ DA BEST!

YELL AT IT MORE AN PULL THE LEVERS IS DIFFERENT DIRECTIONS.

rolled 7 = 7

"WAAAAAGH! TURN!"

rolled 12 = 12

STOMP ON DEM FUNNY-LOOKIN PEDALS!

rolled 7 = 7

Push every button. Every. Single. One.

rolled 12 = 12

"ARGH YA STUPID WALKA, TURN!"

rolled 15 = 15

>>14271890

Oi! We'z an Ork, and da walka' awt ta' do wut we tellz it! Yell at it some mo' to go where we'z wants it.

Also, we can clobber gubbins. I sez we clobber those flashy gubbins we looted inta a propa orky shoota.

rolled 18 = 18

Give it a good hard kick.

rolled 11 = 11

>>14270596
Paint it red wit humie blood

>>14271933
OI, QUESTORK, DIS GIT GOT A 18!

>>14271904
You push and pull control levers to no avail it, the Sentinel just keeps moving forward. You move past the now destroyed trukk and take a moment to look out to see the damage you wrought. One of da trukker boyz still lives! He jumps infront of your Sentinel and yells,
"Oi Skruffy ya git! Stop!"
Too bad you can't stop even if ya wanted to. He gets crushed under the foot of the walker and drags along behind you like toilet paper stuck to a shoe.
Better try again boyz.

>>14271938

Just hav it crump through the trukk we exploded. Ork blood is more red, and more Orky!

rolled 6 = 6

>>14271957
Stop the sentinel, take parts from the trukk, make it orky

Also, paint it red.

rolled 8 = 8

>>14271957
OI YA GIT, ONE OF DEM VOICES GOT A 18!

AW, SOD IT.

KICK IT AGAIN, AND PULL THAT FANCY STICK.

>>14271957

WAAAAGH! STEER ROIGHT YA BLOODY PIECE OF 'UMIE GIT TRASH!

rolled 18 = 18

>>14271973

OI FERGOT ME ROLL

rolled 20 = 20

>>14271965
ORK BLOOD IS GREEN YA GIT!

Kick dat walka's stick ting in front of ya.

rolled 7 = 7

>>14271957
TURN DAT WHEEL!

>>14271982
QUESTORK, YA BETTA NOT IGNORWHATSIT DAT 20!

rolled 18 = 18

>>14271957
Remember that squig-hair brush we got?
Jam it on the cockpit. That's our steering mechanism now.

>>14271982
Nice Nat 20 ya git.

WAAAAAAAAAAGH!

>>14272003
Dis lad'z wot got da right idea! Dere's yer first kusto-mee-zation! MAKE IT ORKY, QUESTORK! WAAAAAAGH!

>>14271982

Oi! Twenty's iz moar Orky than the uvva numba's!

Well then we'll be'z even MOAR best!

>>14271968
>Its only a 6 bit I like the RP.

Ya kick da controls again and da Sentinel lurches to a halt a few meters from the still burning wreckage of the Trukk.
Dat dead git is still stuck to da left foot of da walker too, maybe you should clean that off.
There are bitz of the Trukk scattered across the road and some rivets in a toolbox you find in da back of da Trukk. Ya get to work!

A few hours pass and ya have now transformed da Sentinel into a walker fit for an Ork!
Describe it to us!
Go on, describe it. Most popular description in the next 5-10mins/however long it takes me to get a sammach and drink wins!

>>14272031
Wut? We cant be even more best, wez already da best. If we was more da best than da best, we'd be betta than us, an how'd dat work?

rolled 12 = 12

>>14272042
It absolutely has to have the Ork Jaw thing

>>14272042

Obviously we took any dakka on the trukk (and any spare dakka we had on us) and strapped it to the autocannon, so it'd have more dakka. Figger we'd've chained some stuff up on da walker so it has a choppy bit to it. Some more armor plates bolted on, 'n of course red paint.

And we greased up da joints real gud so it'd be quieter so's we can sneak in it roight propa.

rolled 11 = 11

>>14272061

Agreed, and have splatters of red uh... 'paint' (blood) on its feet/legs.
And a ridiculously loud muffler.

>Captcha: debris tedinsi
And armour upgrades (debris blowtorched onto the legs and cockpit)

rolled 9 = 9

>>14272042
OI, YA IGNORED DA NAT 20, GIT!

WUTEVA.

DA WALKA IS RED, AN DA ARMS GOT SPINNY BLADES ON EM, AND THE GUNS GOT DA HEAT TINGY BIGGA, SO DA WALKA CAN FIRE MORE DAKKA.

An da legs, they got spinny blades on em too! An they got bigga feet so da walka can be more stay-bull.

Der's humie skulls on da spikes comin from da armor on the walka. And der's another two arms comin from da place below da big arms, and dey got powa klaws!


An da head is ORKY, cause it's green, wit eyes dat shoot dem lasguns from da humies, two an eye.

An der's pipes from da back, pointan up, to let out da heat!

Da sentinel has a large iron gob with checker marks across it. Da body of da sentinel is red. Da sentinel's been improved by given it dead killy lookin eyebrow things (So dem 'umies knows its not messin 'round); and we've looted da dakka of da truck and put it on da sentinel.

Da speed reader fing has been smashed and rewritten as WAAAAAGH and NOT WAAAAGH, and da fuel line has been rerouted through the cock pit (incase we get thirsty)

>>14272042
tape the lasguns to the sentinel, preferably on the huge ork jaw thing, with wires coming from the magazine of the lazgun to the back of the sentinel because thats how it works, ya git

>>14272042
It is a true masterpiece, by your own eyes. A Zamboni-shaped walker, with enough cloaky bitz to make it blend into the countryside. Any Ork seeing this would be struck with awe, and know who owned it: Skruffy, the janitork.

rolled 7 = 7

>>14272108
>>14272114
BOTH OF THESE

>>14272123

.... Yes. This. A Zamboni-Sentinel-Kan-Walka-Stealthy-Dakka-THING!

rolled 13 = 13

>>14272042

We kep'z da walk-y bit, so itz still got two legs. But we'z strapped da 'umie choppas we took from da ded gits to da feet, so now it's choppy when it walks!

We also clobbered all the 'umie shootas onna front, so now it 'as a multi-las as well as the auto-cannon shoota!

We wuz gunna put the 'umie armor over the driver area, but hidin behind armor aint orky! So we clobbered it into big metal teef wot dat stick out da front!

And we painted it green wiv Ork blood from the gits in da trukk. Cuz Green is best!

>>14272125
Seconded

>>14272042
First, we wot 'ad t' muck about wif' da hull. Choppin' off dem trukk arma-platin' bits, an' hammerin' some bits inta da cabin-scaffoldin' fing t' hold it all wot togevver. Made sure t' put da door-bits on da sides. Rippin' da big shootas off da trukk, we'z stukk 'em right int' da front, makin' 'em fire outta da mouf o' da face. More on dat latta. Linked all da guns up t' one big red button, yeh? Makes it easy. Messed wif all da peddles an' figgered out which ones worked an' which didn't. All da ones wot didn't work we jus' ripped out an' threw away! Zoggin' 'oomie contraption!

Den, when we'z got da first orky bits on dere, we 'ad t' make it FLASH. Gubbinz, bits, mot-eefs, a fly banna on da top, spikes, a big ol' Orky face on da front like a squiggoff. An' lots o' red paint! Or, eh, blood. But 's still red. An' red means it goes FASTA. Left dat git on da foot fer gettin' in da way. Stoopid.

Oh, an' a cupholder, fer fungus beer on da go. An' a cigar lighter, fer extra con-veen-yence, made out o' dem lazzy-gun fings.

rolled 3 = 3

>>14272108
AN! Da head got the mouth ting da boss got!

An da otha arms, they got dakka from da trukk, and dats all on da powa klaws, an they got vents too!

An da dakka goes into da powa klaw's from da back, around da sides, and da vents on the back, inta da middle of da back.

rolled 18 = 18

>>14272114
Dis too.

>>14272158
>>14272147
>>14272143
>>14272125
>>14272114
>>14272108
I'm throwin in wit dese boyz

>>14272125
Thirded

OI! Boyz, I wot gots an idea!

... Why don't we do ALL o' dem fings?!

For da writtens, wez got WAAAAAGH on da side of da arms, and wez got pictures of Ork faces on da shoulders and a big one on da chest!

An we gots checkas on da face, white an red.

>>14272176
Wut?

All of dem?

Dat'd be right Orky, it would.

Dat'd be da most Orkiest ting in da camp.

>>14272191

... Plan's a good 'un, boss.

>>14272191
Let'z get it done, ladz! 'S decided, yeh? We use ALL o' dem suggestions an' make a hodgepodge plan, an' make da rightest, properest looted walka da boys ever did see!

I'z a genius fer suggestin' dis, I iz!

What you have made here is a masterpiece of Orky engineering. Even da Meks would be awed by this amazing creation.

>Da sentinel has a large iron gob with checker marks across it. Da body of da sentinel is red painted using the blood of da 'umies and da git ya stomped. Da sentinel's been improved by given it dead killy lookin eyebrow things (So dem 'umies knows its not messin 'round). Da speed reader fing has been smashed and rewritten as WAAAAAGH and NOT WAAAAGH, and da fuel line has been rerouted through the cock pit. Ya have stuck lasguns from da humies into da eyes of da face/gob, 2 in each. Ya lnked all da guns up t' one big red button, yeh? Makes it easy. Messed wif all da peddles an' figgered out which ones worked an' which didn't. All da ones wot didn't work we jus' ripped out an' threw away! And den ya made it FLASH. Gubbinz, bits, mot-eefs, a fly banna on da top, der's humie skulls on da spikes and da banna pole too.

Oh, an' a cupholder, fer fungus beer on da go. An' a cigar lighter, fer extra con-veen-yence, made out o' one o' dem lazzy-gun fings.

It is truly a thing of beauty. Now it just needs a name......
Name it!
>Inventory update coming. Btw, thats zogging sexy guys.

Now where's dat git QuestOrk, wez gotta tell him bout da plan.

>>14272223
DA MORK AND GORK GORKAMORK!

>>14272223
WAAAAGH-atha; she's a roight beaut she is

>>14272223

Skruffy's Zambon-eye!

'cause it's got eyes, 'n it's Skruffy da Janitork's!

>>14272223
Da Muck-Kleana'
Mister Piney-Fresh
Zambo

>>14272223
DA ORKINATA!

rolled 7, 11, 16, 2, 7 = 43

Wat da zog else wood we names it? IT'S STOMPY DA STOMPA!

DA JANITORKMOBILE!

DA MEGA ORK!

>>14272251
>>14272233

>Da Gorkamork
>Stompy

Deez iz Orky

>>14272223
KLOBBASTOMPA

>>14272258
Dis, Da Megaork is da best

DaQuestOrk has to take a super orky drop but will be back momentarily. Continue to discuss a name till you guys come up with one everyone likes.

Also if we could find a drawfag to draw da walker. That would be hot.

DA DAKKASTOMPA

>>14272263
>>14272292
DA KLOBBERIN DAKKA STOMPA

Da Megastompa 9001

Da Gash Bringin' Smasha!

>>14272263
>>14272292
>>14272300

DAKKABLASTOMP

>>14272313
DA DAAKABLASTOMPA!

DA KLEENA

>>14272327
OH!

DIS!

rolled 17, 2, 20, 16, 7 = 62

>>14272319
>>14272313
I's for it.

>>14272308
OI PATRIK

OI SPONGEBOB

WUT GITS MAKE DA BEST SAN'WICHS?

OI DUNNO SPONGEBOB, WUT?

DA POINUT-BUTTAH AN JELLOIFISH!

>>14272327
O' course! Yeh, yeh! Dat! Keep up da janitorial thee-meh!

>>14272327
Ya, dis.

>>14272327

Second.

>>14272327
I's say dis is da best.

>>14272327
DIS 'ERES A GOOD UN

Ya find a bottle of fungus beer in the wreck of the trukk and smash it on the side of the walker and christen her "DA KLEENA". May she serve you for the rest of your days.

>Ya Current Gear
Double Choppa: 1 handed, 1d12 Damage
Silenced Shoota: 2 handed, 1d8 Damage, 1-5 Shot Burst
3 Stikkbombs: 1d10 Damage, Explosive, Thrown
5 'Umie Knife: 1 handed, 1d4 Damage
5 'Umie Flak Armor: Light Armor, full-body protection (for 'umies)
Squig Bitz: A delicious Orky snack.
Goggles: Lets ya see into da distance.
50 Teef

Your gear after fixin' up Da Kleena. The lasguns were used in the eyes and cigar lighter and the squig-hair broom is now the boss pole/banner. You also got another 25 teef after sifting through the remains of the trukk and crew.

Now wot?
>stats for Da Kleena to come once I work everything out.

>>14272401

Let's go back ta camp.

rolled 16 = 16

>>14272401
Get Da Kleena to da camp!

>>14272401
Job's done. Time t' stride back int' camp, an' laugh at all da gits on da ground. We'z goin' t' be da flashest gits 'round. I bet even da Boss'll be lookin' t' us!

Ya climb into ya new pride and joy and set off for home. The journey will take about an hour, and considering the time you have spent working on Da Kleena you will get back to camp well after most Orks would have gone for a sleep.

Plans once you get back to camp?

>Stalling for time while I write Kleena rules.

>>14272449
Why, we sneak all kommando-like... in Da Kleena. Da stealthiest, orkiest ride ever.
Then we loot the shops while they're sleeping. We report to da warboss before we loot the market... but still in Da Kleena.

>>14272476
Orks don't go lootin from uvva Orks! Dat's not Orky! 'Least, not whiles dey'z liven.

Let's go show da Boss wut we looted, and ask if he's got more gits for us to krump.

Do orks sleep?

>>14272476
DIS!

IT'lL PROVE WEZ DA BESTEST SNEAKIEST MOST ORKY ORK EVER.

>>14272476
So wait. We wot sneak int' da camp, in da Kleena? Da stompa?

... Dis'll take some sorta taktikul GENIUS.

>>14272552
KREEEEEEEEED

>>14272555
Oi, who's dis Kreed git?

Wez da taktikul genius round des parts, ain't no git what named Kreed gonna take dat from us.

The ability to casually switch between English and Fluent Ork: The sign of a true /tg/entleman.

I normally hate people who try to force their captchas into the thread, but I wouldn't mind if one of the Boyz was
>Gllog Montages

I say we present Da Kleena to da Boss, ask 'im if we needz ta krump more gits. NO lootin' other orks!

'n be sneaky 'bout getting inta camp.

>Da Kleena

>Weapons:
Autocannon: Heavy Weapon (Vehicle Mounted), 2d10 damage, 1-5 shot burst

Da Left Eye: 1d5 damage, twinlinked

Da Right Eye: 1d5 damage, twinlinked

>Armor:
Medium Vehicle Armor
Camo-netting: Sneakier den ova' vehicles when in cover.

>Anyway

You have an uneventful journey back to da settlement enjoying one of da fungus beers you looted from wreckage of da trukkas you muse over your achievements of the day. As you approach the settlement perimeter you notice there are, as usual, no Orks on watch. There are glows coming from the 3 main drinkin' huts across the settlement and the boss's big hut. You own personal hut/ditch is located on this side of the settlement right near the wall, so it would be easy enough to head over there in Da Kleena without having to go inside; you can quite easily climb over da wall to get back in but that will mean leaving Da Kleena outside the walls out of your sight till you awake.
For those who are interested da market place has no lights coming from it what so ever. Also Boss Slapstik didn't give you a time to be back by so you have all the time you want to do whatever, but you should probably go see him in the morning.

Wat do?

rolled 4, 2, 6, 2, 3 = 17

>>14272596
It ain't flue.. flew.. proppa orky, ya git! Unless youse find a way to krump a git threw TCP/IP. If ya has, ya gots ta tells us!

>>14272644
Walk Da Kleena right to da boss' tent, an tell im we're back. An don't leave Da Kleena.

>>14272644
Go see da boss in Da Kleena, an tell da git we got da job done.

I is gotz an idea!
I say we drive da walka to da mekboys and get em ta rip out dat big dakka 'umies kannon, make it orky and add bitz to it so we can hold it like a big shoota, Den we get da meks to stick our goggle on top, stick a nice orky silencer on the shooty end and finally chop off the 'umie bits on da broken umies beamy gun and stick it on da new shoota to see where the 'xplodioning is gonna be.

Den Skruffy is gonna take up part time job as one of dem Ork Snipas and shot him some space marine doks.

Pay the meks wiff dem 'umie bits, keep da gunless walka

Pic related, it's how da beamy pointa is gonna work

>>14272698
Ooh! Dat's a gud 'un! Less do DAT!

>>14272698
DAT'S A GREAT IDEA.

We can be Skruffy, da Janitork Snipa.

DO IT.

But get some other dakka for Da Kleena. Someting wit some REAL dakka.

Ya, go see da boss in Da Kleena, den do what >>14272698 said we need ta do.

rolled 6, 10, 6, 9, 7 = 38

Awright you lot, I'ze got to zog off to me hut for some rest. Quest Ork, youze doin' a roight fine job, he'a. Keep up da good werk. I fink SOOHG 'ud be proud. An' da rest of you lot! Keep it orky! Dat's a good 'un.

>>14272655

>Oi mekboy! Build me a way ta krump gits ova' da tubey gubbins!

>Sure 'ting boss

Hey boyz. Sorry I had a work thing and I need to bounce off for the night. But I will be back this weekend!

Sorry for the abrupt end.

ZOGGIT. Someone archive da gubbinz, da Questork is runnin' off like a git!

>>14272750
I iz best seeing a kustom snipa shoota when you come back, coz dat is down rite sneaky like

>>14272715
Why not have the snipa shoota be detachable? It can either be fired from Da Kleena or be detached and used as a shoota?