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>>14268744

No guardsmen, you are the doubles

>>14268744
Excellent!!

For chaos!
We get anything but dubz.

for the DOUBLES EMPEROR

>>14268768

>>>/v/

Doubles don't count on /tg/ unless you roll them.

DOUBLES FOR THE DOUBLE GOD

TRIPS FOR THE TRIP THRONE

What's this doubles thing about again? I saw it on /v/ a few times and i am seeing it here. Does it mean you get two of the same number in your post or something?

>>14268833
>Double doubles
Impressive

>>14268833

PRAISE THE DARK GODS

I'm claiming this thread for the Dark Angels!

>>14268744
FORWARD!

>>14268866
>88
>66

My God-Emprah

>>14268843
Yeah, that's pretty much the idea.
I think it began on /b/, then moved to /v/.
Usualy it was acompanied with some idea like "doubles decides what I call my WoW character" or stuff like a 3x3 grid of Megaman bosses where each double would pick a robot master based on their post.
Often double doubles, triples and quads would be gives added value, such as in the megaman case trips would become megaman.

>>14268887
>miss quads by one
Well damn.

Doubles = 40k is overrated shite

>>14268744
Ok, now where are we going?

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>>14268843

At the end of the post, traditionally, but yes. Patrick Bateman is like the patron saint of doubles for reasons that really aren't worth elaborating.

>>14268899

>double doubles

>>14268887
only on /tg/
we're like encyclopedias

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>>14268899
>triple double doubles with a pattern

If I get doubles, we're all about to simultaneously lose our minds and experience the best rock concert the multiverse over. Here's hoping.

>>14268985
Failure. This picture is now infinitely more appropriate.

Doubles: I make Gabriel Angelos
Triples: I beat Fire Warrior
Quads: I make a thread where we pick this year's gingerbread mini
Pentas: I put The Gingerperor on ebay

None of the above: I got to bed right now

>>14268987

That's because /tg/ is slow to adopt bullshit from /b/ and /v/. And that's a good thing.

>>14268998
So close to trips, man.

ON CHARGES OF HERESY, TREASON AGAINST HIS DIVINE MAJESTY, AND HARBORING /B/-TAINT, YOU ARE SENTENCED TO DEATH!

>>14269022

Woooo. Angelos in the house.

>>14269022
you'll need some more bald now

>>14268887
So just one more thing: Do the numbers have to be adjacent to each other or does a post number like 1234396 qualify for dubs status?

>>14269022
welp. there we go.

>>14269022
Scriptarius, be classy. Please don't sink to this lot's level by encouraging the fuckwit.

>>14269022
FULL. METAL. HAIR. is a go?

sweet

>>14269047
Next to each other. Preferrably from the last digit, going back. It may or may not be acceptable if they aren't from the last digit going back, but so long as they're sequential, doubles can be claimed, for the most part. Or trips. Or quads. And so on.

>>14269047
Adjacent. People might give you leeway with something like XXXX1414 (so, double fourteens), though a straight would be very impressive.

So..are we gonna slip into more /b/ territory?

Rate my neckbeard threads?
Dubs names my next game type?

Because as a former /b/-tard, that would be hilarious.

>>Tradition achentsr

>>14268866
Why does she not have a nose?

I saw someone call a full house with John Stamos once

Was rather impressed

>>14269099

>Dubs names my next game type?

Those already pop up. Nice dubs btw.

>>14269100
I think it is supposed to be that highlight in the middle of her face.

>>14269099
WHAT THE FUCK

SO MANY DOUBLES

THE EMPEROR HAS SHINED HIS LIGHT UPON US, SURELY

OR PELOR

OR YOUR DIETY OF CHOICE

JESUS

>>14269099
Nah, we're just dicking around as usual.
I remember we had a riot with a misnamed cat picture thread a week or two back, but nothing further came of it.

Then again I find good misnamed reaction images to be one of the most hilarious things ever, so who am I to say anything.

>>14269100
cartoonists often have trouble drawing noses, and they are often ignored

simple as that. bugs the hell out of me sometimes

>>14269122
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>>14269099
>WHY.jpg

>>14269127
Pelor the Burning hate ftw.

>mfw doubles, doubles errywhurr

THIS THREAD NEEDS MORE DOUBLES

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>>14269100
8 dubs, of which 3 are double-dubs.
Hot damn.

Check em

>>14269143
Those threads are great.

>>14269167

THIS IS UNCLEAN AND CARRIES THE TAINT OF NURGLE, CLEANSE IT.

>>14269186

The double down screams Slaanesh to me. It's just so over the top and excessive.

Who wants to see me eat a baby? Doubles will grant your wish, if so!

Hey guys, check out, I don't give a fuck about my post number

Double skub. Skubles?

>>14269198
THE DOUBLES GODS HAVE FORSAKEN ME

WHAT MUST I DO TO APPEASE THEIR WILL?!

>>14269198

DO IT, THE LEADER OF THE RAIDERS IS A BITCH.

unintentional doubles are always better than cries of "CHECK DEM DOBBLES"

>>14269228
I WAS NOT GRANTED DOUBLES. THEREFORE, I REQUIRE A FA/TG/UY TO SACRIFICE HIS DOUBLES TO ME. OR NO BABY EATING.

>>14269245

What if I want to eat the baby? I want my baby back ribs.

This thread is beyond redemption. In fealty to the God-Emperor, our undying Lord, I hereby declare exterminatus on the thread of 14268744. Imperial justice balances in all accounts. The Emperor protects.

EX-TER-MIN-ATUS INITIATED.

>>14269256
Then we'll share it. BUT SOMEONE MUST GET DOUBLES FIRST.

Look at that shit. So many one-away-from-doubles. So close and yet so far from delicious baby.

Why not just chill out bro?

>>14269259
NOT SO FAST!

FORWARD TO VICTORY!

>>14269267
Because I want that goddamn baby. Fuck chilling out. I WANT DEM BABY BACK RIBS.

Didn't I just see you in /a/?

http://green-oval.net/cgi-board.pl/a/thread/47133333

>>14269275

Victory at sea?

>>14269279

Why not, like, just leave the baby alone?

>>14269286

BLOOD AND THUNDER!

>>14269293

Only a vegan would say no to baby back ribs.

FIRE ALL DUBS UNTIL THE DOUBLES GLOW!

>>14269299

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-Su1YXQYek

Fuck. Yes.

Can't think of good legs for Gaben.
Death Company ones might look ok, Sanguinary Guard ones are too lofty, Space Wolf ones are borderline, Tacmarine ones are too bland, GK ones are too stiff, DA robes look silly eith a cape.

>>14269309

SQUAD BROKEN!

>>14269333
The numbers god favors you, Paragon of /tg/.

>>14269333

What if you altered the Guard legs?

>>14269333
... Fuck your trips. Fuck. Your. Trips.

The board is conspiring against me. Keeping me from the dubs, keeping me from attaining satisfaction and eating that baby! Yes, yes! The namefags, the anons, all of them!

BUT I'LL OUTSMART THEM, I WILL! OH YES! I'LL KEEP ON SHITPOSTING, DUMPING IMAGES, POSTING FUNNIES, AND I WILL GET DEM DUBS, AND EAT DAT BABY.

>>14269333
A triple three, truly we are blessed this day.

What we need now is a Guard army modeled after the U.S Army and Rough Riders, useing a model of Teddy here as the Company Commander.

>this thread

Upon the sixteenth day of Marchum upon the two-thousand and eleventh year of our Savior and God-Emperor a miracle was recorded; doubles in never before quantities graced this thread. As recorded by the faithful servants of the Administratum these sequences appeared:
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Hallowed be this thread and may those who pass here again be awed by it's magnificence.

DOUBLES. YOU NEED MORE. NO EXCEPTION.

>>14269383

And Patton leading the troops.

"Creed... you tactical genius, I read your BOOK!"

>>14269400
You got it, boss!

>>14269400
... I... I finally got the doubles, guys. Not from another anon's post, even; from my OWN shitpost. Two zeros.

I GOT DOUBLES.

THE SHITPOSTING PAID OFF.

I HAVE RECIEVED A MEANINGLESS POST NUMBER IN A THREAD THAT WILL ALMOST ASSUREDLY NOT REMAIN ARCHIVED FOR LONG IF AT ALL

AND I CAN NOW EAT THIS DELICIOUS BABY

THANK YOU, /TG/

Oh my fucking God-Emperor... This thread....

This thread is way more entertaining than it should be.

>>14269431
Never before have I seen a happier ending.

>>14269462
NO. NEVER BEFORE, ALPHARIUS.

EXCEPT MAYBE WHEN YOU HELPED ALL THOSE ROMANTICALLY-DEFICIENT SERVILES THROUGH THE 'DEAR ABBY' COLUMN. THAT WAS A DAMNED GOOD THREAD AND A DAMNED GOOD SEQUEL THREAD.

>>14269406
>>14269383
And Andrew Jackson. Don't forget about Andrew Jackson himself.

>>14269462
>>14269472
>cross-post last digit doubles

Odd. I wonder if this counts... What could this coincidence mean, Alpharius? It... Feels like we're somehow closer. Almost as if...

Hydra dominatus! HYDRA DOMINATUS!

>>14269433
well done.

>>14269333
Inspired by my trips I found not only the perfect legs, but the perfect body.
Now as soon as I settle on his Right shoulderpad, Gaben shall be done, and I can rest.

why so many doubles?

>>14269396

ORIGIN PATH: Agent[REDACTED], Prime Agent for Cell Nox
DESTINATION: [REDACTED]

My liege,

I must apologize for the breach of protocol, but I fear that I will not live to see your reply. This is likely to be my final testimony.

Traditius Gammus is in turmoil. Heretic cults have appeared as though from the Warp itself, with traitors and number-heretics overwhelming the few loyalists among the Arbites and PDF. Almost all of the general population followed, turning on each other in madness. We have no word from the orbital defenses.

This Precinct, one of two still loyal, lost contact with the Governor's Palace three hours after the initial uprising. The other loyalist Precinct went silent moments ago. Other than scattered civilian and ganger resistance, I fear that we may be the last servants of the Emperor on this world.

The astropath weakens. I must be swift. Even now, I feel his pain, and it matches my own. We both hear the obscence chanting of the cultists beyond. They seek enlightening from "doubles", a debased form of witchery and soothsaying common among the planet's people. Were that the Hereticus had rooted this cancer out ere this could happen!

My Lord, this "doubles" is no innocent superstition. It is based on peering into the Warp itself, and the foul, scrying methods of our eternal foe. There are reports of red-armoured Astartes aiding the cultists. My Lord, the Word Bearers Legion is on-planet. This could be but the first world to fall. We are doomed, but do not-

TRANSMISSION LOST.

for the emperor

If I acquire the holy twin digits Deadpool shall be /tg/'s mascot for a day.

>>14269587
So close. Yet so far, my good man.

Double your pleasure with double mint gum!

yew bakas! eye'm show yew how too do it rite!

>>14269571
I guess you could say that we're...

-shades-

DOUBLE HERETICS.

>>14269641
YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

Don't want to make a new thread for this.

In a Witch Hunters Army, if I have a Priest with a Celestian Squad and I have given the Priest Carapace Armor, does that mean that he gets a 3+ save due to 3+ being the majority armor save or does he just have a 4+ still?

This thread is dildos

CLAIMING THIS THREAD FOR THE MACHINE SPIRIT.

ITT: Wizards

>>14269577

Emperor!!!!

can i keep posting til i get doubles?

>>14269653
still 4. forever. only way to change it is with better armor

also dubs

>>14269703
Thanks! That's what I thought, just wanted to make sure so no one in the game felt cheated.

>>14269656
you are dildos. we are playing a traditional game of 4chan.

Eye'm a shark, rawr

HEY Y'ALL WHAT'S GOING ON HEA-YUH?

>>14269718
no problem. jokero have a power that makes the squads armor save better by one, but that is some grey knights jazz

>>14269724
Of /b/, warp-creature! NOW BEGONE! RETURN TO THE ABYSS!

Attention shoppers. Testicles. That is all.

>>14269747
>>14269731
sickening.

>>14269769
YOU SHALL SUBMIT TO THE WILL OF DUBS, PAWN OF THE FALSE EMPEROR!

This thread definately needs more touhou.

>>14269764
Sounds fun. I'm going up against my friend who's trying out the GK codex leak. I'm excited.

>>14269769
THE WARP WILL CONSUME ALL, EMPEROR'S WHORE!

>>14269808
Maybe then it will get deleted faster!

IGNORE THE LIES OF THE ARCH-ENEMY! REMEMBER YOUR TRAINING, AND FIGHT! CLEANSE AND PURGE!

>>14269833
HA! EVEN YOUR FINEST SERVANTS, THE DERPTROOPERS, ARE NOT IMMUNE TO OUR POWERS! GENTLEMEN... BEHOLD!

DOUBLES!

>>14269809
it is a good codex,i think. still suffers from the same weaknesses all beaky dexes suffer from though. doesnt matter how much your termies cost, they still die to lasgun fire ;_;

Posting in an epic thread.

>>14269833
noooooooo~ must use the big guns.. loli daemonette!

>>14269855

Wooo, nurgle tits dubs

battle owl get

>>14269855
The power of chaos grows ever stronger.

You cannot beat the powers of chaos.

>>14269731
SSSSUUUUUUCCCCKKKKK MY DDDDIIIIIICCCKKKK I'M A SHHHHAAARRRRKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>14269885
Leave some for us!

RIP AND TEAR, RIP AND TEAR, RIP AND TEAR YOUR DOUBLES OUT!

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>>14268744

This is just dumb

>>14269899

FOR TERRA!!!

"We are the Guard! We are the Imperium! We stand against the darkness, and defy it!"

>>14269913

You just jelly of our mad dubs

Even though dubs threads are so stupid in theory, when they go right, they're my favorite threads.

>>14269913
You say that now. But you won't, once we're through with you. You'll learn to accept the Doubles.

3rd attempt it seems i won't be blessed with dubs

>>14269855
KEEP COMING MY FELLOW COMRADES!!!

>>14269911

And thus Tordek was born.

>>14269917
99 count as doubles?

>>14269946
Not quite, but good efforts, acolyte. You shall learn to master the occult power of Doubles soon enough.

>>14269911
A head full of mad and a fist full of DOUBLES.
DYNAMITE.

>>14269843
I also think it's a good codex.

>doesnt matter how much your termies cost, they still die to lasgun fire ;_;
This is true, volume of fire is still a very good option these days. In my Witch Hunter army I have an allied in platoon of guardsmen with Chenkov and 30 Conscripts with Send in the Next Wave, and I just keep throwing them at a tough to kill unit until it's dead.

REVIEW THESE COUPLETS

QUADS!!!

NANANANANANANNANA

DOUBLES RIIIDDEEERRRRR

>>14270000
asdgadgasdga
CAPTIA:URGONE NAVY

>>14270000
BY THE EMPEROR'S HOLY QUADS WE SHALL HAVE VICTORY HERE TODAY, MEN

>>14270000
>0000
>0000
>0000
>QUADS

>>14270000
ALL PRAISE TEH GOD EMPRAH

>>14270000
MOTHER OF GOD-EMPEROR! THE DARK GODS HAVE ABANDONED UUUUSSSSSS!

>>14270011
Fuck yes.
Why isn't this archieved yet?

>>14270000
SQUAD MORALE RESTORED FOREVER

>>14270000
Holy mother of god-emperor...

>>14270000

IT'S... BEAUTIFUL

>>14270000

might as well make it quick for myself

>>14270000

Traditius Gammus. An Emperor-fearing world. A planet of industry, of toiling hives producing munitions for the Emperor's service. Now, a hellish abattoir, with unholy ritual replacing inspiring sermon, and diviners cackling in the streets. This is a planet consumed by fear and greed, fear of the future and greed for the blessings of dark gods. Through this, every soul on this world has damned themselves beyond redemption.

None can say when the taint began. My finest autosavants and diviners have, to a man, lost their reason in the attempt. The Traitor Legions may have instigated this atrocity, or at least used it; there were reports of the hated XX Legion's operatives in the sector, and the damned Word Bearers were seen by the last loyalists on planet shortly before they were lost. It matters not. They will fall under the hammer of the Emperor.

I bear an Edict of Obliteration. Should this invasion fail, I have the authority to enact Exterminatus, and end this warp-damned heresy of "doubles" once and for all.

The fleet admiral calls. There is no further time for contemplation.

May the Emperor protect.

>>14270000

Ave Imperator!

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160 or so posts, 1/10 chance of doubles, okay so you beat the odds by a LITTLE, not that impressive...

>>14270000 quads CALLED

OH SHIT

160 or so posts
1/10 chance of doubles

Holy shit, you guys

>>14270069
>>14270000
No sir, you are the heretic

>>14270000
Surely a new golden age is upon us. The god-emperor himself shall lead us to glory

>>14270000
BY THE EMPRA, ALL UNITS, CHAAAAARGE!

>>14270079

Ah i fucked that post up, I'm drunk as shit, I don't even like doubles when I'm sober but when I drink it's like WOO YEAH DUBS

>>14270000

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>>14270011
BY HIS WILL!

>mfw this thread

>>14270100

>>14270000

ARCHIVED THIS SHIT, GENTLEMEN.

RETURN TO
>>>/v/
FAGGOT HERETIC XENO MUTANT LOYALIST MUNCHKIN WEABOO GRONGARDS

...All of my hate...

HAS NOT BEEN SPENT

>>14270000
:O