>>14233706OI, GET OVER HERE N' FUKK ME!!

*blush*

rolled 5 = 5

>>14233706
I tell him that my name is so dead sneaky that it snuck right out of my memory.

Orky Mcwaagher

>>14233706

NUTSUKKA

>>14233722
I like that haha. Any objections or new suggestions? First to 3 gets it.

Da name is Skullkraka!

SEAMUS MCLOOTANKILL, YA GIT! 'O WANTS TO KNOW?

Mekboy Plink, now were'z da boss!?

Hideo Kojimork

Oi'm Skruffy. Da janiter.

>>14233728
I SUPPORT >>14233721

rolled 8 = 8

>>14233739
Seconded

I will pick a random name if we don't come to a consensus /tg/
Also is anyone else having shit load slow?

>>14233721
This.

>>14233739
I support Skruffy.

>>14233721
Let's be a Kommando!

>>14233753
Yep.

>>14233753

the whole site is slow for some reason

Stabba-bomba.

>>14233721
My vote is for this.

Did Skruffy or >>14233721
get three first?

>>14233721
Wez be da sneakiest Ork eva

Once we snunk up on Gork and Mork, dat's how sneaky we are

I am also up for Skruffy

Right! You get up out of your sleepin' hole and hit da git wot just ruined your nap over the head with a nearby bit of wood.
>Mah name is so dead sneaky its sunk right out of me 'ead.
"Wot should we call ya den?", he asks rubbing his head.
>Skruffy, da Janitork.
"Wot eva'. Get ya gear and get ya arse over to da Boss's hut".

>>14233804
Woi?

rolled 7 = 7

>>14233721
>>14233739
I'd say "Forget your name for a second because of how sneaky it is, then remember you're Skruffy, the Janiter.

They call you the Janiter because you wipe out all enemies in an area with especially clean kills.

WHY DONT YER MAKE ME?

>>14233804
Grab our Night Visork Goggles, our Silenced Dakka, and our Orky Sneakin Suit.

And our knife.

/tg/ really loves kommandos huh?

rolled 9 = 9

>>14233804
>>14233816
You gits ever seen an ork wearin' purple?

Exactly. Purple is da sneakiest. I says we get some purple sneakin gear

Don't take any gear because we are to bad ass to take things to battle. Skip to the warboss hut punching anything that is smaller than us on the way.

>Ork Quest
>/tg/ wants to play Skruffy, da Janiter
You assholes.

>llitterl attemper
More than you know, Captcha.

>Ya Current Gear
Choppa: 1d10 Damage
Slugga: 1d6 Damage, 1-3 shot burst
Squig Bitz: A delicious Orky snack.
1d10 Teef: Roll it ya gitz.
Goggles: Lets ya see into da distance.

Stats in next post with brief description.
>WELCOME TO KOMMANDO QUEST

rolled 9 = 9

>>14233832
Teef Rollin

>>14233816
"Woi? Wot da warboss wunt?"

Also, get to looking like this.

rolled 8 = 8

>>14233832
Teef.

>>14233836
OI! We gottaz use dem teef for makin da slugga more sneaky

WOT DOS THE BOSS WANT YA GIT?

Let's be real sneaky on the way to the warboss.

If we are seen, we are not good enough a Kommando to do anything.

>Ya Stats
Str: 18
Dex: 15
Con: 14
Cha: 7
Int: 9
Wis: 9

Now dis ere' is Kommando Quest. Its a quest wot I thought of and we are all gonna have fun. It is my first quest on /tg/ so don't expect miracles, I'm making it up as I go along. I have a fairly large emphasis on creativity and roleplay to the point I care about it more then stats and about as much as good/bad rolls. The way this will work is simple, we play out the quest and when it comes time to make a decision I ask you what to do. I will rarely present you with options, its all down to your creativity. For the most part good roleplay or creative thinking will result in me discounting the value of stats to the point of moot; shitty roleplay or dumb ideas will rely more on stats and rolls. For example if I ask you how you wanna sneak up on a git and you say "We skulk around the bushes behind him using our knowwotz to hide in the cover and ducking to stay out of sight" (Yeah I know thats not very creative, I expect you to be better /tg/) I will most likely only care about the roll and not about mathhammering the stats in. However if you simply say "Sneak roll" and thats it, then all you get is sneak roll and stats mathhammer; and bad stuff is more likely to happen. Get me?

>When I say Roll I will tell you what dice to do so and how many to do so.

Hopefully this Kommando Quest isn't as stupid as the previous one.

>>14233890
GOTCHA BOSS. WEN IZ WE GONNA GET ALL SNEAKY LIKE AND LOOT US SOME FLASH GUBBINZ?

>>14233889
Wot you on about git? If wez seen we slit da git's throat. 'Uda wize wez runnin 'round like a scared 'umie!

>>14233890
>D&D stats
>Orks from 40k

No.

Oi, wotz dat? 9 Int?

Wez gotta get more kunnin' before we can be warboss

Go see da boss, an be sneaky bout it. We can't be seen, wez a kommando

Now there, you gitz,
this here iz what I like

Sneak out of wherever we are, and go see the warboss.

Don't be seen, and see about taking some better gear along the way.

>>14233916
>>14233917
YA, DEEZ BOIS IS RIGHT. WE'Z A KOMMANDO, SO WE'Z MORE KUNNIN DEN THE OTHA BOIZ. OI'D SAY PUT DA INTELLIGENCE UP AND LOWER THE DEXTERITY A BIT SO WE'Z LEARNIN MORE WIFOUT BEIN STUCK SHOOTIN ALL ON TARGET LIKE A HUMIE

>>14233916
I didn't say you had to play 'umie. Go back to ya Pansie fan thread if ya don't like da way Orks work.

OK so is everyone ok with the way I wanna run this thing? Like I said first Quest and I really don't wanna have to mathhammer continually I just wanna have some roleplay and random number fun.

when we goes ta see da boss, wez gotta stay sneaky, and talk so nobody know where we is.

>>14233916
WS:4
BS:2
S:4
T:4
W:2
O:3
A:3
LD:7
SV:6+

Now quit bein' a git and get ta' sneakin'!

We need to get some purple paint, so we can be more sneaky!

LETS GO SEE WHAT DA BOSS WANTS. MAYBE WE GETS TO GO KRUMP SOME BEAKIES OR POINTY EARS

Did I mention talking like an Ork will make me less inclined to apply stats?
I will say skills DO matter. Skills to come in next post.

>>14233945
OI, YA GIT. STRENGTH IZ WUT WE GOTTA DUMP, DEX IS FOR SNEAKIN

rolled 20 = 20

ALRIGHT I COME UP ALL SNEAKY LIKE BEHIND THE BOSS, HOPING TO GET THE GIT TO JUMP IN SURPRISE

I REPORT FOR DUTY

>Skills wot you would use to pay bills if you had em'
Sneaky: You know how to sneak. Dats some good knowwots dere.

Mob Rule: When interacting with Orks being big an' tuff is more important then being karismatic.

Ork Gunz: Ya are "skilled" in the use of most Orky weaponry. Certain special weapons will requirer additional skills, they will be noted.

>>14233974
WOT YOU ON ABOUT? WE ONLY GOTS TO SNEAK CLOSE ENOUGH TO USE OUR CHOPPA. SHOOTY ISNT KUNNIN ENUFF FOUR A KOMMANDO

>>14233984
Oi, Nice twenty ya git, but we gotz ta be sneaky, even round da boss.

So we gotta talk from somewhere else, make the boss not know where we is.

>>14233993
>Ork Gunz: Ya are "skilled" in the use of most Orky weaponry. Certain special weapons will requirer additional skills, they will be noted.
> Ya are "skilled" in the use of most Orky weaponry.
>skilled
>Orky weaponry
MY MOIND BEARS A GREAT PAIN

>>14233984
>>14234012
YA GIT DA BOSS KNOWS WE'Z COMIN, HE ASKED FOR A KOMMANDO. YA WANT HIM TO TAKE OUR TEEF? WE SHOULD BE MORE ORKY AN TRY TO IMPRESS IM WITH OUR BEST WAAAAAAAGH! SO HE KNOWS WES JUST AS ORKY AS WE IS KUNNIN

>>14234031
IF WEZ CAN BE SEEN BY DA BOSS, WE AINT NO REAL KOMMANDO, AN DA BOSS WONT LET US GO BE SNEAKY AT DA HUMIES

WE GOTTA SHOW DA BOSS WEZ DA SNEAKIEST ORK IN DA CAMP

We gotz ta drop in from da tops a da boss's hut! It'll be all die-namac loike and suproise the squig outta 'im!

Ok ya gits! How about this:
You come up with a stats array for Skruffy, Da Janitork while I make me a sammach. First array to get to 3 is the one we will use.
Few things to remember:
>All stats, by default, start at 10 leaving you with 20 points to buy stats.
>You CAN reduce stats to increase points. Nothing can go below 7 however. Doing so will make you a lame Ork.
>I am sure you all are aware of how most stats will work when I do use them. I will say, however, that when it comes to Wis and Int: Int is brainy-knowwotz, Wis is skilly-knowwotz. Sometimes you need skilly sometimes you need brainy, sometimes we may get a Skill that will let us substitute skilly for brainy and vice verse. Get me?
DEN GET TO IT YA GITZ

>>14234041
WE AINT BIGGA DEN DA BOSS, OTHAWISE WE'D BE DA BOSS. SO IF WE AINT BIGGA, HOW'D WE BE ABLE TO SNEAK PAST IM?

Dis, ya gitz, is da best array
Str: 16
Dex: 16
Con: 14
Cha: 8
Int: 13
Wis: 13

>>14234062
OWZ WE 'SPOSED TO SNEAK PAST SUMTHIN' IF WEZ BE BIGGER THAN IT YA GIT?

>>14234062
WEZ BE SO SMALLER THAN DA BOSS WE CAN GO UNDER HIM WITOUT HIM SEEIN US

>>14234071
DIS SEEMS ORKY AN KUNNIN ENUFF FOR ME. WOT DO YOU BOIZ THINK?

>>14234071
Wurks fer me.

>>14234083
>>14234079
NAH, YOU DONT GETS IT. DA BOSS IS BIGGA, SO HE'S DA BEST AN STRONGEST. IF HE COULDNT NOTICE KOMMANDOS BEIN SNEAKY DEN EVERY BOSS WOULD BE A KOMMANDO CAUSE DEY'D CRUMP IM FOR NOT BEIN ABLE TO NOTICE EM

>>14234071
DATZ DA ORKYEST ARRAY TING I EVAR SAW.

AND I'VE SEEN A LOT UF ARRAYS

>>14234105
YA GIT, IZ YOU SAYING WEZ A KOMMANDO AND SHOULD BE DA BOSS?

BOSSES CANT BE SNEAKY, DA BOSSES IZ TOO BIG

>>14234119

WOT IF WE'Z DA SHADOW BOSS

DA BOSS BEHIND DA BOSS DATS DA REAL BIG BOSS

rolled 17 = 17

Well Greetings there fellow Orkish gentlemen. If someone would kindly oblige me and proceed to inform me of the current goings on in this Thread I may perchance be able to help steer this Quest in a agreeable direction.

What say you?

>'huz makin' all dat racket!
WE ARE, SKRUFFY!
>Wuh?
WE BE DA VOICES IN YOUZ HED
NOW STOP MUCKIN' ABOUT AND HED OVE' TO DA BOSS!

>>14234125
IF WEZ DA SHADOW BOSS, DEN...

Waitz a minote...

>>14234114
ZOG DAT! I'ZE SEEN A BOSS DA SIZE OF A UMIE'S HOUSE SNEAK UP ON DEZE EMPRAH!

>>14234119
NAH YOU'Z DA GIT. DA BOSS DON'T NEED TO BE SNEAKY, HE'S KUNNIN ENUFF TO NOTICE KOMMANDOZ, OTHERWISE DEYD CRUMP IM AND TAKE OVA IF HE COULDN'T NOTICE EM SNEAKIN ABOUT.

Right den' Let me post a Summary of current stuffs so we can get started.

>Name
Skruffy, Da Janitork

>Stats
Str: 16
Dex: 16
Con: 14
Cha: 8
Int: 13
Wis: 13

>Traits (Renamed from Skills to avoid confusions)
Sneaky: You know how to sneak. Dats some good knowwots dere.

Mob Rule: When interacting with Orks being big an' tuff is more important then being karismatic.

Ork Gunz: Ya are "skilled" in the use of most Orky weaponry. Certain special weapons will requirer additional skills, they will be noted.

>Ya Current Gear
Choppa: 1d10 Damage
Slugga: 1d6 Damage, 1-3 shot burst
Squig Bitz: A delicious Orky snack.
1d10 Teef: Roll it ya gitz.
Goggles: Lets ya see into da distance.

>>14234125
>>14234134
WAIT A MINUTE, IF WE'Z DA BOSS BEHIND DA BOSS... DID WE CALL OURSELF? OR IZ DA BOSS DA BOSS BEHIND OUR BOSS?

>>14234141
WUT IF DA BOSS WAS A KOMMANDO, BUT DA BOSS GOTZ TOO BIG, CAUSE HE WAS SUCH AN ORKY KOMMANDO.

SO HE KNOWZ ALL DA KOMMANDO STUFF.

DAT WOULD IMP...IMPL... MEAN, DAT WE COULD BE DA BOSS IF DA BOSS GOT DEAD.

>>14234160
ROIT. LET'S HEAD OVA TO DA BOSS ALL SNEAKY LIKE DEN.

I SEZ WE BOP DAT QUESTORK OVA DA 'ED AND LOOT 'IS SAMMICH

Caps lock dose not make you more Orky it only makes you more annoying.
Just sayin'

Well 'old up now! If da boss iz gone, who'z to sayz he still iz da boss? I say Oi'm runnin' dis ere quest now, and Oi'd loik to see one of youz stop me!

>>14234161
WUT IF WEZ SO SNEAKY, DAT WE DONT SEE US SNEAKING ABOUT AND CALLIN US, SO WE DOESN'T KNOW IT BUT WEZ BEEN CALLING US DIS WHOLE TIME?

>>14234180
Iz dat so, mista' "boss." Well eh, ladz. When Oi'm warboss, Oi'll let you talk in as many capitalz as you loikes. Dat'z a fakt!

>>14234160
Already rolled 9 for teef.

Are we going to sneak up on the boss? I'd feel bad if I lost my nat 20 :(

>>14234181
Oi, ya git, DaQuestOrk iz behind ya.

>>14234165
OIVE SEEN SQUIGS DAT HAVE MORE ORKY KNOWWUTZ DEN YOU. IF YOU KILL DA BOSS, YOU'RE ORKIER, SO YOU IZ DA BOSS. TAKE DIS PORTRAIT OF A NATRAL SUCCESSION.

>>14234205
Zog me! Oi saw 'im commin' up behin' me, though, and Oi'm stikkin to moi gunz! Oi say Oi runz dis 'ere quest!

Go to bed John Harvey.

>>14234160
Go getz da boss, all sneaky, ya git.

Get past da boss witout bein' seen, and den drop from da roof behind da boss, and ask what the git wants.

OI, WHICH ONE OF YA GITZ IZ DA BIGGEST AND TUFFEST?

>>14234160
GET OVA TO DA BOSS.

Sneaky like, so da boss knows wez da best.

Maybe hez gonna give us some Black Orks mission. Get a bunch uf teef.

>>14234223
OI'M DA BIGGEST AND DA TUFFEST, YA GIT! Dat'z why oi should be da boss! We ain't gettin' nuffin' done, and I aimz ta' be in charge!

>>14234189
SO IZ WE DA BOSS DEN?

>>14234232
ALRIGHT, BOSS. WOT DO WE NEED TA DO?

>>14234217
Same fing I's been sayin. An' if nuffin else, I's gettin' some oky pics me daterslate's been missin' fer a whoile naow.

>>14234202
Sorry missed it. Will amend it in a few mins when we get a stats update for our first visit to shops/mission. Wait did I just reveal whats going to happen?! Oh noes! Anyway,

Ya grab ya gear and walk out into da Orky camp. Everything looks as it normally dose: Boyz fighting, meks working on trukks and other wotzits and snotlings being trod on. Ya don't need the description of an orky settlement because ya have lived in one all your life and you know wot they look like. You head over to the Boss's hut were Boss Slapstik is waiting for ya'.
"You Skruffy get over 'ere!" yells da Boss, "I gots a mission of importance for ya."
>"Yes boss, right away boss", you reply no one messes with da boss, no one is big 'nuff.... yet.....
"Skruffy, you are da sneakest..... wotz your clan again boy?"

>Time to pick a clan guys. Clans coming in next post.

>>14234239
We'll all be da boss when Oi'm in charge! Leadin' a revolution Oi am. Previousily, it waz da Ork dat ruled da Orkz, but when Oi'm warboos, it'll be da over way around.

>>14234258
OI WANTZ TO GET STUCK IN WIT DA PURPLE TEEF BOYZ.

>>14234258
We'z our own clan, cause we'z so sneaky da other clans tellz us they cant have no Orks sneaky as us, cause da other Orks would forgetz we was der.

Dats how sneaky we iz.

>>14234258
'ow in the blood hell did 'e kno a name dat you made up! Da boss be a bloody pskyer!

Blud Ackses. Wich remoinds me, I needs some blood on me ax. So wot'sa job boss?

>>14234258
Wotz it to you'ze what klan we'ze with! Dat wouldn't be too kunnin to give away dat kind of information to annover Ork. Needz ta know infamation only, dat iz!

>>14234239
We'z be Kommu-Sohshuliz Orkz? Or we'z Anarko-sohshuliz Orkz?
WHEN WILL WE GET TO DA WAAAGGGH AT DIS PACE, YA GITS! GIT A KONSHENSOOS!

>>14234282
DA BOSS IZ A PSYKER?

OI, NOW WE CANT SNEAK UP ON DA BOSS!

>>14234281
Dis git knows ow sneaky we iz

Pick ya clan ya squigherders!

>Deffskullz
Clobber Together: You can use your knowwotz to build some sweet orky tech from grubbinz and junk.

+2 to Int

>Bloodaxes
Kamouflage: You know how to be EXTRA sneaky buy using kamo, warpaints and other wotzits.

'Umie Gunz: Cause you're a stinkin' Bloodaxe ya have worked for 'umies before. Ya are "skilled" in the used of 'umie weapons. Special weapons require more knowwotz where noted.

>>14234299
Yeah. We'ze everythin' everybody haz said thus far, we iz. Element of misdirection, boyz. Dis way da boss don't know which wayz we'ze commin, so we'ze can krump him easeah' when he least expektz it!

Hey Questork, thought I'd drop in and tell ya DBQ is running. Cheers!

>>14234302
WEZ OUR OWN CLAN

WIT ALL OF DEM TRAIT TINGS

>>14234302
We'ze both a those, ya git! Didn't youze listen ta us when we told ya confliktin' information? We'ze part of every klan, only none a dem know it yet.

>>14234342
We'z so Kunnin, we'z got inta every clan, witout any uf da gits knowin.

Wez need tah be sneakier then we already iz if we want to crump a psyker.
I sez we be wit the bloodaxes


>As an aside, is posting slower than usual or is it just me?

Sorry for slow posts. I have to type notes and 4chans is being shit.

>Goff
Bigga': You're bigger then other Orks. Enjoy +1 Str and +1 Con.

'Ard Boy: You start with 'ard armor added to your gear. Oooh dats flash.

>Bad Moons
Best Teef: Cause of your clan traits you gain an extra 2d10 teef right now!

Flash: Better selections at shops! Cause ya know whats flash and wot isn't.

>Evil Suns
Shut up and Drive: Ya have the knowwotz to drive Orky vehicles. Dat can be useful. Brrrrummm!

Reflexes: Ya have avoided many a crash in you're time. Enjoy +1 Dex +1 Wis.

Snake Bites:
Lay o' Da Land: Ya know about the enviroment and stuff. Wotz not for eatin', wot squig is poisonous, stuff like dat.

Shamans knowledge: Ya clan shaman imparted some of his practical knowwots on you, in exchange for letting go of is hair. +2 Wisdom.

>>14234342
Secondin dis git, he'z got da right idea

Fuck yeah, another Kommando quest. Hopefully this one doesn't die by the third part.

>>14234339
We'ze our own klan! We'ze in every klan! We don't have a klan! It'z all true, and we don't have no name, neiva'! Everyting' we tellz you iz a lie, and we'ze been lyin' so long we don't even knowz da' truth no more.

>>14234361

>It's not just you, it's taking fucking ages for anything on my end to go through.

Wez so sneaky, wez even forgets our ow name, why ya tink we gonna know what clan wez in?

WEZ DA BEST KOMMANDO EVER, WE'Z IN EVER CLAN.

>>14234321
Ohh excellent. Ya gits should also play that quest. Its a good un'.

>>14234387
ITZ DA CAPTCHA YA GITS.

Something's wrong with captcha right now.

>>14234302
WE'Z GOTS TO BE EXTRA KUNNIN N SNEAKY IF WEZ GONNA BE DA NEXT BOSS. SO LETS BE BLOODAXES AND LOOT US SOME HUMIE WEAPONS. TWIN LINKED ASSAULT SHOOTAS

I'm hearing Bloodaxes.

Looking for 2 more posts confirming this.
Or 3 posts confirming another selection.

>>14234394
>>14234371
>>14234369
Des gitz got it.

DEFFSKULLS

>>14234434
You can't be in every clan. Dealwithit.jpg

We'z Deffskulls, ya gitz. We'z a smart Kommando, knows how ta plan betta.

Ya can't be in more then 1 clan. Dealwithit.jpg

Looking for 2 more votes for Bloodaxes OR 2 more for Deffskulls OR 3 more for any other clan.

Blood Axes for Actif Kammo

>>14234461
All the plannin' in da worl' ain't gonna help yah if yah not sneaky! Bloodaxes!
also
>>14234473
Weren't there already 2 votes for bloodaxes?

DEFFSKULLS. WE'Z SMARTER DEN A SMARTBOY.

It appears to be Bloodaxes gents. Dang was kidna hoping for Deffskulls. Mcorker our way out of everything for lolz.

ITS BLOODAXES YA GITS
Objections?

>>14234505
YA I OBJECT WEZ A DEFFSKULL, GITZ

Not sure I'll post in time, /tg/'s being slow.

Deffskulls.

>>14234473
We dun have to deal wiv' it. We tole you wat iz wat, and if you don't loik it, den you deal wiv it. We tell da boss everyting' we said 'ere so far. We'ze wiff da Bloodaxes cause we gotz ta be sneaky. We'ze wiff da Goths cause dey're big and scary. We're speed freaks cause we got to be fast and loight on our toes. We tellz da boss all dat and more. When's he willin' to accept dat neiver of us is ever gonna be tellin' true faktz about an Orkz as sneaky as us.

Why does this quest seem to be populated with "That Guys"?

>>14234520
You can get out of my thread boi. I don't take kindly to your kind here. Go start your own thread.

>I am now hearing Deffskulls AND Bloodaxes
Shall I roll for it? I will make it up to those who lose out. I promise.

>>14234538
Wutever, roll for it, ya git.

rolled 85 = 85

Right 50/50 chance then

Bloodaxes bottom 50
Deffskulls top 50.

>>14234538
Ha! You propoze to be runnin' dis 'ere show, but you'ze can't even get a few Orkz to settle on a name an' Klan! You'ze got no hope, ya shiverin' little grot!

Tryin' to scare me off, indeed! Ha!

>>14234555
Ok, so we're a Deathskull. Everyone decided?

>"Deffskull boss", you sheepishly tell him.
"Ah you're one of dem thevin' magpies den," he snorts at you; looking you up and down. "Haha well I guess I can see why you are a Kommando, ya get to da loot first."
>"Dats it boss." You try to avoid aggravating him.
"Well now dis mission I have for ya, dere are some 'umies over 'ere," he points on a crudely drawn map which appears to be drawn on the skin of a dead squig using... drops... "I want you to get rid o' them for me. What do ya say to that?"

>What do we say?

"We'z a Deffskull, boss. We'z good with teknologee like dem Mekboyz."

>>14234600
'Ow many gits are there?

>>14234600
"Ya boss, dem humies is good as ded. Da Humies got tanks though? I want me a tank."

>>14234600
Nah, boss, I feel like mukkin' about.

>>14234600
Wat da Zog? We give you all dat guff and you make us reply like weedy runtz? Let me tell youze somethin' Quest Ork. I am an Ork so well disguised dat I wear a fake mustache, and none a da over Orkz know it'z fake. I'z dat good. On top ov dat, da mustache is made a' red hair, so I'z can fast talk even fastah dan' a normal fast talkin' Ork. Who'z you ta' put such simpering little words between my big, Orky teef?

>>14234613
Deres about 10 gitz there. Not many for an Ork of your skill Skruffy.
>>14234616
Deres no tank boy, if there was it would be MINE. Dere is one of those walkery thingies.

>Anymore questions about the mission?

>>14234624
DIS BOYZ ROIT. WHY IZ WE TALKIN TO DA BOSS LOIK WE'Z A SCARED LITTLE UMIE?

>>14234640
>walkery things

POWER ARMOR.

WE MUST LOOT IT.

>>14234646
OI WANTZ TO LOOT DA SENTNAL

>>14234640
WEZ CAN BE LOOTIN N HERE WE AR MUCKIN ABOUT? LETS GET GOIN ALREADY

>>14234642
'Tis part of da deeshepshun, ya git! Make 'im fink we'z weedy! Yer a kommando roit?

>>14234640
Oi say we get der an' krump 'em good, kommando-loike. Let's beat Marbo'z rekord!

If you would like a description of Warboss Slapstik.

He's about 3 times as big as you, has an iron gob on with a 'umie skull nailed to one side and a tau skull nailed to the other. His hair is a mohawk hair squig, coloured red. He wears a suit of mega-armor as befits his office, currently the powerklaw and big shoota he typically uses are removed. It is also known about camp that he is a cybork, while not having any mods on his head they are prominent throughout his body which is why he never takes his armor off, even to use the drops; which has resulted in some awkward situations.

>>14234670
Even a Kammando wat's part of every klan wivout dem knowin' 'as got to stand up and get noticed. Da Boss 'as got to remember dat we'ze dat Ork he can neva remember da name of. Den when we killz him, da over Orkz already heard a us an' how ded kunnun we iz.

If we just turnz our headz and don't get noticed, then we'll never get nowhere!

>>14234689
What do Tau skulls look like anyway? Is it just a humie one wiff no hole in da middle?

>>14234653
yfw it's a dreadknight

Let's go sneaky up on them humies.

>>14234703
DERE'S KUNNIN, AND DEN DERE'S STRAIGHT UN-ORKY. IT DONT MATTER HOW DECEPTUV WE IZ, WE DONT GROVEL LIKE A LITTLE GROT. WE MIGHT BE A KOMMANDO, BUT WEZ AN ORK FIRST

No more questions at all, relating to the mission?
So far you know there is 10 'umies over there and a walkery thing of some description.

>>14234714

>>14234703
Konfidence, ladz. Dat'z all dere is to leadin' a Waagh! Dat'z all we need ta get somewhere in loif. Dat, and a little bit of talent, and we'ze got talent, mates. 'Ow many toimes you seen the weedy, apologizin', 'umie loik Orkz getting smashed for no reason by da boss? Lotz a toims, roight, kause he don't know how they'ze any betta' than any of da over orkz!

We'ze betta. We kin be da warboss! Stand up, boyz! Show some Orky spirit! Look dis get in da eye wat pretends to be our boss, and you shout in 'is face wateva' konfusin', kunnin' tings dat you wanna say! If he kan't deal wiv it, den we know he's not gonna see it kommin' when we krump 'im!

>>14234748
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!

>>14234741
Enuff mucking about, lets get lootin 'n killin already!

>Downloading vassal update so I can make sweet map.

Ok questions done?

>>14234748
We'z be Skruffy da Janitork, roit? Den let's say to da warboss: "Dun worry boss, we'z 'bout ta klean dem 'umies reeeeal good. SPILL AT ASHUL SIX!"

>>14234773
Oi loik da chop a yer squig, umie.

>>14234785
Who sez I'm a soddin' 'umie?

>>14234768
OI, GET ON WIT IT YA GIT

>>14234796
You all iz 'umies if you'ze kant even stand up to da Quest Ork and get yer Orkiness to bear! Oi mean, wat iz a "quest ork" anywayz? Is dat even higher up dan scrubbin' grotz and slippa' carryin' grotz? Seems loik no real use ta me.

Make it kount, ladz! Oi'd love to lead yaz, but oim goin' to bed. Got a long Waagh! in da mornin'.

Ok apparently we are done asking questions.

Da boss sends you off to do the mission. There will be a warbuggy waiting to take you close in for taktical insertion so you can be all sneaky like. As you go the leave the boss stops you.
"Oi, Skruffy! Before ya go dis here git," he grabs a Mekboy who has been fixing a new boss pole to da boss's hut "can give ya an extra thingie or two."
The Mek offers you ONE of these deals:
>Swap your Choppa for a Big Choppa (2 handed, 1d12 Damage, Betta' Crits)
>Swap your Slugga for a Shoota (2 handed, 1d8 damage, 1-5 shot burst)
>Swap your Choppa AND Slugga for a Big Shoota (2 handed 1d8 damage, Rapid Fire)
>Swap your Choppa AND Slugga for a Burna (2 handed, 1d8 damage, Rapid Fire, close range only, counts as a 2 handed choppa in close combat thats 1d10 damage)

>At this point Ammo doesn't matter, we will assume you always have enough unless its something like rokkits or melta or that kinda stuff.

>>14234844
BIG CHOPPA.

>>14234844
BURNA BURNA BURNA BURNA BURNA BURNA

>>14234844
Actually, wait.

Shoota.

>14 CON.

I'll have to point out that, in canon, Orks can soak up hundreds of normal rifle rounds before going down, it's like shooting at an Alaskan Brown Bear with a .22, only the Brown bear is wearing a Kevlar vest with a shitload of scrap metal nailed to it and is shooting back at you. Our starting CON should be in the mid 20s, with Damage Reduction equal to wearing a really nice set of Leather Armour, because that's how fucking tough Orks skin is.

Shoota, a Big Choppa can't be sneaky and slit throats.

Need 1 more vote for shoota.
Also using Vassal to make sweet map.

>>14234844

burna
make da humies do da burny dance

Shoota, so we can still get stabby, but also get more shooty.

Shoota.

DAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKA

You swap your tinny wussy slugga for a nice shoota and head towards the the Mek bay, where the buggy will take you to the taktical insertion point. On you way there you pass through the "market place", you have 9 teef. Do you wish to look around for anything?

>>14235019
Fine FINE
We go see whats in da market den we FOIGHT

>>14235019
Get somting ta make our shoota sneaky, so we ken sneak up on dem umie gitz an dakka them witout gettin heard.

>>14235033
This. We're a Kommando, we gotta be sneaky.

>>14235033
You find a "silencer" at one of the gits shops. It appears to be a metal tube that you jam onto the end of your shoota or slugga. The boy behind the counter tells you it won't work on anything bigger then a shoota, so no silenced big shootas for you.
It is there for 4 teef.
Purchase?

>>14235059
BUY DA SILENCA.

DEN GET SOMTING SPLODY.

>>14235059
Stealing is also an option. You are an Ork.
If you wanna steal you roll 1d20.
You can also bully the git into lowering the price. Again 1d20.
Or you can think of another way to get it....

>Quest Ork says: Remember roleplaying makes me more favorable on things.

>>14235059
The boyz teef or your teef? We Buyz it.

>>14235087
"OI, YA GIT. IZ GOIN TA MAKE SOME HUMIES DEAD. GIMME DA TING, AN I'LL BRING YA BACK SOME OF DEM HUMIE STUFF TO SELL."

>>14235102
"Wot kinda 'umie stuff? Flash bitz?"
He seams interested.

>Captcha: Sidedish Cookbook.

rolled 17 = 17

>>14235087
Bully da git, then steal 'em anyway.

Continue bartering or let me take
>>14235108

rolled 19 = 19

>>14235087
Dah boss sez he wants dat shoota 'n he wants it NOW. Unless ya want tuh get krumpd 'ard I suggest ya give it ta me.

>>14235107
"Dem humies got lotza flash bitz, an dey also gotz splody bits. Now gimme dat ting an I'll get ya yur flash bits. If ya want splody bits though, ya need ta give me some otha splody bits."

>>14235123
>Will take this one for now. I like dialogue.

>"Dah boss sez he wants dat shoota 'n he wants it NOW. Unless ya want tuh get krumpd 'ard I suggest ya give it ta me."
"Zog me! Ya betta' take it den." says the boy behind the counter. He hands you the silencer. You catch a glimpse of a tat' on the weedy gits arm when he hands it to ya. Its a Bad Moon symbol. Dat means he is a Bad Moon... Dat means he must have lots o' teef! Ya could use a fence if you feel like selling any grubbinz ya loot. If you plan on selling it.....
Or you could do other things.

Continue browsing shops? Continue talking to the weedy Bad Moon behind the counter?

>>14235161
"I ken getz ya two splody bitz, from dem humies, if ya give me a splody bit now."

Then go to the humies.

>>14235178
"Two splodie bitz eh?", the Ork ponders for a moment. "Ok den' mate ya got a deal."
He hands you a Stikkbomb. 1d10 Damage, Explosive, Throw

Ya wanna move onto the Mek Shop ya gitz?

>>14235203
NOPE.

Go to da humies!

>>14235161
Browse dem shops loik it's no git's businezz. Den bully dat weedy Bad Moon ta be yer fencer. And oh, look fer kleanin' suppliez. A squig-'air brush wood be fine. We'z gonna klen dem 'umies reeeal goood.

>>14235203
Ya, to dah next shop.
Come to fink of it shoppin is pretty fun too
Foightins still bettah

>>14235214
Unless ya wanna footslog all the way over there ya need to get to ya buggy you git!
>>14235218
You find another Stikkbomb on sale for 3 teef.
And a squighair handy brush on sale for 2 teef.
Both can be stolen with decent rolls or roleplay, the boy watching the shop where they are on sale appears to be intoxicated on some Fungus Beer so stealing will be easy on ya.

>>14235241
"Oi, ya git, wuts dat!?"
*Point somewhere, then swipe the stuff*

rolled 18 = 18

>>14235268
Forgot to roll.

>>14235274
Ya have managed to loot another Stikkbomb and a sweet ass squighair brush from some drunk git. Good on ya'! Now Skruffy can really clean up dose' 'umies.

Da ya wanna keep lookin'? Or move onto the Mek Shop where ya buggy is?

rolled 6 = 6

Sneak up un 'im real sneeky likez, and bah 'im on the head some. Take wot we'z wonts and leavez da' rest.

'Ow comez we dun have any armor?!

>>14235301
Cause' armor is for sisses or orks who can afford it.
>>14235292
The git maybe drunk but he is still an Ork, he has his choppa near by and is watching for a fight. Do you really wanna try?

Move on to Mek Shop yet?

>>14235324
WE REALLY WANT TO TRY

>>14235343
Ok.

You try to sneak up on the git by being cunning and walking behind him before jumping and knocking him on the head. Well as it turns out the Fungus Beer has dulled his scene of pain and he doesn't go down so easily. He stagers forward and attempts to turn around.
"Wot da zog?!"

You're move.

>>14235324
We'z been talking, and mucking about, and if we'zgonna krump some 'umhie gitz than we'z best have us a propa foight 'fore we'z get dere. I sayz we'z krukp 'im gud!

>QuestOrk says: Remember to roll if you wanna take a swing at him.

rolled 2 = 2

>>14235380
Use our amazing Kunning to sneak away before he sees us.

Then come back and hit him on the head again, unseen.

>>14235380
Any nearby orks around? If so than I point to the nearest git and say "OY! HE DID IT!"

rolled 10 = 10

>>14235416
Forgot my roll

rolled 18 = 18

>>14235411
This.

Also, be sneaky so no other Orks can see us.

rolled 14 = 14

Shootz 'im! Test out 'ow quiet our new shoota iz!

>captcha orkenc DNA

Roight! We'z da strongest!

rolled 14 = 14

>>14235416
Dis. Then we krump'im while 'e looks at dat git.

>>14235411
Zog! He didn't go down! You decide to get the hell out of there before he turns around.
Cunningly you hide under the table. Good job. He grabs his choppa and starts looking about for ya.
"What the zog just hit me?!" he bellows.
Its a good thing he is drunk (and rolled a 1) or else he would find you with no issue.

You move?

rolled 11 = 11

DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA!

rolled 12 = 12

>>14235453
Sneaky like, krump'im on the head again. Then hide.

>>14235453
Do this
>>14235416
>>14235419

>>14235468
>>14235462
Ya pop out from under the table behind him, being all sneaky like. Slowly and quietly you reach for your your shoota.... and smash him over the back of the head wi' it. The git goes down like a tonne of bricks, you hit him so hard hes head appears to have become detached. Oops. Cause you were sneaky and its early morning no other ork noticed what happened either. Looks like you've got the gits shop to your self.

Wat do?

>>14235512
Grab
EVERYTHING

DO INVENTORY!

Any weapons/armor worth note?

Any bits we can use to improve our kit? Once we'z got wot we'z wontz jist leavez da rest for da ova boyz. Maybe even tellz dem so they wantsz ta follow us more later.

>>14235535
Most of the stuff there is junk. You find another 21 teef on the boy though, both in his pockets and mouth, which you eagerly take.
After another few minuets of looking the only things worth taking are:
>His Choppa, same as yours but an axe not a big bowie knife.
>Another 2 Stikkbombs
>Some strips of metal about a third of a meter long.
>A welder with enough juice to weld one minor object.

Wat do?

>>14235512

LOOTZ 'IS TEEF AND DA SHOP"S TEEF!

Take 'is slugga too, so we'z can 'ave one again.

>>14235567
Sorry, seemed ta hit da rong buttonz last post. What I ment ta post was: LOOT ERRYTHANG.

LOOT dat ova boy7z kit, and den buy some armor. Dem weild da metal to da armor to make it 'arder!

Doing a full stats update. Hopefully will draw more players too.

>Name
Skruffy, Da Janitork

>Stats
Str: 16
Dex: 16
Con: 14
Cha: 8
Int: 15
Wis: 13

>Traits
Sneaky: You know how to sneak. Dats some good knowwots dere.

Mob Rule: When interacting with Orks being big an' tuff is more important then being karismatic.

Ork Gunz: Ya are "skilled" in the use of most Orky weaponry. Certain special weapons will requirer additional skills, they will be noted.

Clobber Together: You can use knowwotz to build, upgrade or repair Orky Tech with the right tools, materials and maybe some luck.

>Ya Current Gear
Choppa: 1d10 Damage
Shoota: 2 handed, 1d8 Damage, 1-5 Shot Burst
Squig Bitz: A delicious Orky snack.
30 Teef: Roll it ya gitz.
Goggles: Lets ya see into da distance.

Armour ain't sneaky tho, ya git! We'z gotta make the extra metal into silencers, DEN weld dem onto da armour so it's sneaky!

>>14235593
LOOT EVERYTHING.

Clobber together a sneakin suit, ya git.

PAINT IT GREEN AND BLACK.

>>14235567
>>14235615
Loot errythang. Don't use da welder yet, we can use it as improsh- improph- McGuyver weponz later on in da misshun.

>>14235641
Everything no matter how useless it is. Right o'.

>You loot:
1 Choppa
2 metal strips that are about one third of a meter in length.
A hand full of rivets.
2 Stikkbombs.

Updated loot list:
>Ya Current Gear
2xChoppa: 1d10 Damage
Shoota: 2 handed, 1d8 Damage, 1-5 Shot Burst
Squig Bitz: A delicious Orky snack.
30 Teef: Roll it ya gitz.
Goggles: Lets ya see into da distance.
2 Metal strips: 1/3rd of a meter long.
4 Stikkbombs: 1d10 Damage, Explosive, Thrown

You can't carry the welder away its a fucking welder. You can use it now or leave it for later and pray its still there and no stolen by grots.

Otherwise are you:
Ready to move onto Mek Shop and the buggy?

>>14235670
Lets get movin, but first we writes us selves a note sayin "I'z got crumped by a big nob" leaving it on the dead git's body.

>>14235670
Use da welda on da choppas, make a double choppa.

>>14235691
Naw, ya git.

Use da scrap to make a sneakin suit. Sure it'll make a bit more sound, but it'll roight save our hides

>>14235691
YA
DO DIS
LISTEN TO DIS SMART BOY

>>14235685
You can't find anything to write on near by. So you carve a message into the dead gits chest:
"I'z got crumped by a big nob"
Dats a good un'.

You get the the back door of the Mek Shop, it is a rather large building with smoke pouring out from the cracks in the roof and the loud sound of engines, Meks yelling orders and grots screaming echoing from within. You go to move inside when you see something move near a pile of tires to your left.
Should you investigate? Roll 1d20 if you want to.

rolled 16 = 16

>>14235705
See wut it is, ya git.

rolled 13 = 13

>>14235705
Investigate. May Mork guide my dice.

>Going to answer posts previous to Mek Shop.
>>14235701
Not 'enuff scrap, sorry.
>>14235691
Double Choppa would be a big choppa or a choppa with choppery bits on both ends. Which one?

>If you suggest we make something and post a picture I will be more favorable.

rolled 9 = 9

>>14235670

Use da welda on da rivets an' metal strips ta make a pressure plate fer a ded sneaky an' killy trap. Attach a stikk bomb fer da killy part.

Da rivets keeps da plates separated till sum stupid humie steps on 'em. When da plates comes togetha, it completes da circuit, sendin' da charge ta da bomb and blowin' dat humie sky high!

Oh roight, we might need a powah thingy fer dat, da charge. Try ta find one.

>>14235727
Choppery bits on da end. Lets go wif dat.

>>14235727
Like dis, but wit da axe instead uf dem three bitz to da right, an less spiky bitz.

rolled 5 = 5

GRAB DA LOOT
BLOW UP SHOP WITH STIKKBOMBS
SNEAK AWAY

>>14235753
Oi, dat looks like one a dem pike axez dem boys always talkin bout.

>>14235753
DAT AIN'T ORKY!

Dis is Orky.

Weld dat axe bit on da top.

WHAT ARE YA WAITIN FOR, YA GIT! DER'S HUMIES TA STOMP!

>>14235773
NOW DAT'S ORKY.

Dis.

HURRY UP YA GIT

>>14235739
Good plan: But no dice. And no power supply in sight.

Double choppa is it. You now have a Choppa with an extra choppery bit attached!
Double Choppa: 1d12 Damage and yet still 1 handed! Excellent work!

>Investigate the tires.
You walk over to the tires wot just moved and give them a good kickin'! A boy's head coloured in orange pops out with a look of pain on his face and a boot mark.
"Oi ya git! You iz ruining my Kamouflage! Get out of it or I'll give ya a good zoggin'."
The boy is obviously a Bloodaxe, trying to hide in the black mess of black and burnt tires with orange paint on his head. He is at least one size smaller then you so his threat is meager at best.

Wat do?

>Hint: Remember when I said I would make it up to you for those who wanted Bloodaxe?

>>14235795
Kick him in the head and inform him "YOU'Z DOIN' IT RONG YA GIT. COME WIF ME WHILEZ I'Z CRUMPIN SOME 'UMIE GITS AN' SEE WOT DA ROIGHT WAY FOR KUNNIN' IZ."

Then drag him off by his ankle and make him carry your stuff.

>>14235806
DO DIS, YA GITS.

WE GOTZ TA PASS ON OUR KUNNINGS TO DA OTHER ORKS.

rolled 1 = 1

>>14235806
dis

rolled 19 = 19

>>14235806
Dis one kows wuts wut.

>>14235806
DIS, but make 'im show you 'ow to use da umie gunz too!

>>14235823
Ya go to kick the bleedin' weedy git in the teef again.
>"YOU'Z DOIN' IT RONG YA GIT. COME WIF ME WHILEZ I'Z CRUMPIN SOME 'UMIE GITS AN' SEE WOT DA ROIGHT WAY FOR KUNNIN' IZ."
A hand appears from inside the tires and grabs your foot just before it impacts and trips you over.
"No mate. YOU IZ DOIN' IT WRONG! Ya think ya can sneak like a Bloodaxe?!"
He seams mad, probably because you did kick him in the face once already.
"I has been watchin' you Skruffy, Da Janitork. I knowz you're gonna go krump some 'umies for da boss." He stands up and shuffles froward and puts a food on your throat. Zog, it appears the tires were actually part of his sneakin' suit; dats cunnin'.
"Ya know, dere are much sneakier Kommandos out there. Ones who know how to use Kamouflage. Maybe you can know too.... for 10 teef."

Wat do? Remember you are on the ground and he has his foot on ya throat.

So it is settled. Stupid Bluddaxe git is to be our first lieutenant when we become Da Boss.

>>14235857
Use your own kunnin' to shoot him in his Gubbinz.

Say you know, and then drag him off to be your stuff-carrier.

rolled 5 = 5

>>14235857
I sez Skruffy alredde snook 'imself outta dat foot, kunnin'like. Dat zog's lookin' at a pile 'o' skrap metal.

rolled 9 = 9

>>14235857
Use our legs to knock him off, and then kick him in the face.

Then tell him you'll give him five teef and he can keep his.

rolled 20 = 20

Do one uf dem backflips like dat git you saw once in a different WAAAGH.

Kick da git in da face as you flip.

>>14235897
OI, NICE NAT 20 YA GIT.

>>14235897
Dis. Da twenny iz loik, four lotz. It'z da warboss o' chance gubbinz.

An' add to dis dat he kin have ten teef if he helps earn 'em crumpin' humies while he tells us da sneaky fings.

>>14235878
Can't budge bad luck.
>>14235891
>>14235897
You flip out like.... some.... zoggin' thing wot flips out and slam the git in da Teef as you do a sweet backflip. You land on both feet, and his face once again. A few teef fall out haha!
>"How about 5 teef and you get to keep yours?"
He readily agrees!
You have gained:
Kamouflage: You know how to be EXTRA sneaky buy using kamo, warpaints and other wotzits.
Good work boy!

Time to catch the buggy to da drop point?

>>14235939
GIT TO DA WARTRUKK

>>14235897
Suddenly, Skruffy is a SPETSNAZ ORK. Altho wiffout da choppa-throwin'.

>>14235952
We can choppa-throw later.

For now we gotta get to the buggy and the drop point.

>>14235952
Den we'z practize da choppa throwin tillz we cun figure it out.

>I would say you can bring this git with you. But it is getting a little late and I am not really prepared to do party mechanics just yet. Give me till next session for that.

Ya get do da buggy! And are taken swiftly to the 'umies camp.

This is the map when you arrive. Pick an edge to enter and give me a rough estimate where using distance or descriptions of terain. EG "West side, about half way between edges." or "North-East Corner"
Intel will come once you have deployed. Next post will be equipment, stats and traits update.

>>14236025
North East Corner.

WE'RE GONNA PLANT A BOMB ON THAT FUEL DEPOT.

MISSION DEPLOYMENT

>Name
Skruffy, Da Janitork

>Stats
Str: 16
Dex: 16
Con: 14
Cha: 8
Int: 15
Wis: 13

>Traits
Sneaky: You know how to sneak. Dats some good knowwots dere.

Mob Rule: When interacting with Orks being big an' tuff is more important then being karismatic.

Ork Gunz: Ya are "skilled" in the use of most Orky weaponry. Certain special weapons will requirer additional skills, they will be noted.

Clobber Together: You can use knowwotz to build, upgrade or repair Orky Tech with the right tools, materials and maybe some luck.

Kamouflage: You know how to be EXTRA sneaky buy using kamo, warpaints and other wotzits.

>Ya Current Gear
Double Choppa: 1 handed, 1d12 Damage
Shoota: 2 handed, 1d8 Damage, 1-5 Shot Burst
Squig Bitz: A delicious Orky snack.
Goggles: Lets ya see into da distance.
25 Teef

>>14236025
Top right corner looks good to me.

>>14236025
Western edge, right next to da patrollin' umie. 'Cuz we're sneaky like dat.

Top right, by the giant gas tank.

Need one more vote for north-east corner, 2 more for near the "patrolling" 'umie.

>Bit of info: 1-5 Burst on your Shoota means you can fire 1-5 shots without losing accuracy. Each shot has its own damage roll.
>HP: HP is mostly done. Each race has a "base" HP value which then has HALF their Con added to it. Every time you level up (I have yet to work that part out) you gain X ammount of base hp. Currently you have 10 Base HP plus 0.5*14 = 17 HP. The 'umies you see have 5 + 0.5*10 = 10 HP.

>>14236086
OI.

GET TA DAT GAS TANK.

QuestOrk, hurry up.

You deploy near the gas tank in the north-eastern most part of the camp. From your drive by you only saw 6 'umies, guardsmen they were. The other 4 must be out on patrol elsewhere. You also saw one powered down Sentinel, however you could not see its armament's. One 'umie was taking a piss behind a tree on the west side of the camp, 2 were guarding the gate, one was looking to the east chatting with the one standing on the guard tower about half way down the eastern side and one was refueling the Sentinel.
Their armor is not a worry to you as your weapons are more then strong enough to cut it like paper haha! Their armament consists of:
'Umie Knife 1 handed, 1d4 Damage
Lasgun 2 handed, 1d5 damage, 1-3 shot burst.

Ideas?

>>14236152
Sabotage sentinel, or blow up the fuel tank.

>>14236152
Oi, boyz, here's wut we do.

Sneak like a squig on da dirt behind da bags to the north end, an den sneak up an stab da humie refuelin da Sentinel. Den we pull 'is body inta da trees, an go get dat humie mukin about with da piss when he turns to go back to da otha humies.

Den we go an kill da humie near da west side, pulling him over all sneaky like. Den, we dakka the lowest humie on the east side, while throwin' a sploder at dat humie tower ting.

It's foolpruf.

>>14236179
Blowing up the fuel tank will require 2 decent stikkbomb rolls. It will kill the 'umie refueling the the Sentinel, the one on the guard tower and possibly the one next to the guard tower too depending on if he gets hit by shrapnel. You, of course will remember to duck behind the tree and therefore be mostly safe. Downside is that you will wreck the Sentinel and the majority of its systems beyond repair or salvage.

>>14236200
Dis guy knows how ta sneak right proper

I think lootin' is a must! Unfortunately I think almost everyone else went to bed...

>>14236200
Starting with the first idea from this if no discussion or objections happen within the next min.

>>14236215
>>14236200
Never mind, made me look retarded.

>>14236200
Dis git's plan is Kunning and Orky.

>>14236200
Den we loot da walka?

We need ta loot da walka.

>>14236202
Dat's no good. We'd lose our Stompa, an' dat's good lootin'.

Stelf-kill da umie's guarding the Sentinel with our double-choppa

>>14236152
I am tempted to say 'Charge forward while shouting LEEEROY JEEENKINS' but then remembered we're alone.

I sez we choppa dat refuelin' 'umie while 'e looks the other way, afta throwin' a rokk ta distrakt dem.

>>14236234
We don't even know how to drive it, so I guess we need to kill everyone first so we have time to figure out. Letz get crumpin'!

rolled 5 = 5

hurp derp, wrong field.

You act like a sneaky git and sneak into decent melee attack range of the git wot is refueling the prize.... I mean Sentinel. Roll and roleplay your attack on him. 1d20 for sneak melee, 1-5d20 depending on how many shots you wanna take for Silenced Shoota. Or do something else.....

>And here is the map.
You act like a sneaky git and sneak into decent melee attack range of the git wot is refueling the prize.... I mean Sentinel.
Roll and roleplay your attack on him. 1d20 for sneak melee, 1-5d20 depending on how many shots you wanna take for Silenced Shoota.
Or do something else.....

rolled 16 = 16

>>14236286
Throw a rokk behind da humie dat way he looks dat way, den jump over da wall an choppa da humie's neck so da humie can't move. Den drag 'im away.

rolled 7 = 7

>>14236286
Sneakily I step reeal klose to da 'umie, den grab his mouf from behind. Den I wisper real low ta him, "Ya just got KLEANED" an' snap his neck.

Then throw da karkass at da 'umie in da tower... or at da tower, if da tower is weak-lookin'.

Chop up da 'umie by da tree.

My thread appears to be Autosaging. New thread time! Will repost map!

>>14236402
lets sneak around behind the git taking a piss and break his neck all quick-loike.

rolled 4 = 4

>>14236418
Better yet, chop da nearest tree so it falls on 'umie.

>>14236440
now dats kunnin