I don't think anyone would marry an undead, so I'd say no.

>epic level
Stopped reading right there.

There is a Book of Vile Darkness feat that you can only get by repeatedly having sex with a lich.
So: yes, apparently in DND some people are really into liches. I'd allow it.

He could probably get a wife as long as he phrased it as an especially cushy business deal, and made it clear that it wouldn't be romantic at all.

>>14189487
>WIIIIIIIITNEEESSS YOOOOOOOUUUUUR DOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

Yes because in Fantasy stories women ALWAYS marry by choice.

>>14189538
Gross.

Sauce?

>Epic level campaign
>lich
Look up the spell 'Mind Rape'. He can get a wife with no possibility of her refusing.
For that matter 'domination' would also work.

There is such a thing as political marriages especially in D&D settings. There isn't any real good reason to not allow this unless it becomes boring as hell.

>>14189566
Well, I gave the sauce.
It is in the Book of Vile Darkness. I don't know the name of the feat though. And I don't have the BoVD with me.

>>14189574
He probably has epic level spells, for Enslave would work too.

Make him like the Ice King from Adventure Time.

>>14189589
>>14189566
>>14189538
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcON9ZmGDBc&feature=related

Who need reason when you're an epic level lich ? Just force her, her father, her mom, her brother and the whole kingdom if you want.

Polygamous lich.

>>14189574

>>14189589
>>14189538

Sauce is now given.
LICHLOVED [VILE]
By repeatedly committing perverted sex acts with the
undead, the character gains dread powers.

Prerequisite: Evil Brand.

Benefit: Mindless undead see the character as an undead
creature. Becoming more and more like an actual undead
creature, he gains a +1 circumstance bonus on saving throws against mind-affecting effects, poison, sleep, paralysis, stunning, and disease.

>>14189637
Argh, you beat me to it.

can't he just mindrape someone into it? He's a goddamn lich.

>>14189629
The Lich with a million backs.

I wasn't even aware they still had... you know. Stuff.

>>14189700
Thanks to a variety of shape-shifting spells, they can.

>>14189694
>>14189594
>>14189574
Not sure the other players would approve, but I suppose he could.

You guys are all ignoring the real potential of this situation.

Your lich needs to campaign to legalize Dead Marriage. With staunch followers of Pelor crying about how it subverts the natural order, and how marriage is supposed to be between a live man and a live woman, and "'till death do we part" and all that.

>>14189736
Plot hook?

How can I refuse?

Maybe a Goth chick OP?

>>14189736
BBEG is an evil cleric that turned into a lich to gain more power to then attempt to kill the god after the dead of his lover, only to find out afterward that his lover wasn't actually dead but only missing.
How will the PC react to the BBEG giving up on his quest to defy the god.
How will his lover react when she meet with her love, now turned into an horrible lich, will she turn him down.
How will he respond to her response.
How much rage will all this induce to your player.

>>14189855
That'd be hot.

>>14189855
Order of the Stick's Tsukiko?

>>14189930
I don't like OoTS, so no.

I'm sure he could find someone, what with his probably over 20 Cha and all.

>>14190037
I can imagine it now.
>I cast 'charm person' and then roll diplomacy to get her to marry me.
>+5 for the cha bonus, 27 skill ranks, I rolled an 18. That's a 50.
>Did I roll high enough?

>>14190138
>No, she slaps you and walks away
>foreveralonelich.jpg

Prestidigitation/Mage Hand.
Lich can into making wife happy without even needing to touch her.

>>14190155

Little half-undead babies!

Lich-Loved feat.

Wait, he's an epic level lich, and there's no possibility that there is an exceptionally fanatical female among a death cult for this lich?

Just sayin'

I can see it now. The Lich, who spent all his years learning to manipulate magic like no other, who has slain gods and devils alike, who has created entire worlds with naught but his mind, cannot find a girlfriends for the life of him. His other party members have girlfriends/boyfriends, depending on their gender and preference, but he can't get past the first date.

Dude, think about how much money most liches have. I'm sure he can find some gold digger.

>>14190512
>CURSES, I'VE NOBODY TO TAKE TO THE PROM.
>HEY WEE JAS, WANNA GO TO THE PROM WITH ME?
>Fuck off loser, I'm going with Pelor
>FFFFFFFUUUUUUUU

>>14190512
"Hey! Eyes up here, buddy." "I HATH NO EYES."

>>14190543
"You've never had sex?"
"I WAS TOO BUSY MASTERING THE ART OF MAGIC, MORTAL."
"Guys, we gotta get this guy laid."

>>14189855

This

>>14190567

>The 400 Year Old Virgin

>enslave elvish god of healing
>become nurgle
your choice of order.

>>14190599
Fund it

>>14190567
>>14190599
This a thousand time.

>>14190647
Wee Jas: We could do it in the... butt, if you want.
Lich: BUT IF I WANT WHAT?
Wee Jas: You know... butt!
Lich: BUT... WHAT?

>>14190647
Seconded

Boccob: Hey Lich Guy, don't let him bother you. It's okay not to have sex. Not eveybody's a pussy magnet. You, uh, what are you, 250?
Lich: I AM 400 YEARS OLD.
Boccob: Holy shit, man, you got to get on that!

Ehlonna: You have really kind eyes, you know that?
Lich: I DO NOT HAVE EYES.

Lich: I REQUIRE POON. I AM IN NEED OF GENITAL TO GENITAL CONNECTIONS.

Yondalla: I matured early back when I was a mortal. Let's just say I was very popular with the guys. If you are ever looking for a fuck buddy, let's just say that my doors are always open.
Lich:...

I'm now imagining Pelor as a frat boy bro who gets all the pussy.

Lich: TAKE YOUR PORN WITH YOU.
Vecna: I'm not taking it.
Lich: TAKE YOUR BOX OF PORN.
Vecna: It's my gift to you.
Lich: NO, I DO NOT WANT IT.
Vecna: Lich Guy for the last time, I don't want your giant box of pornography!

Yondalla: Lich Guy. Have you ever heard of the term... 'Fuck Buddy?'
Lich: NO, I HAVE NOT.
Yondalla: Well, it's a special... friend... who you fuck.

>This thread

>>14190836

But... Vecna's a lich, too...

Some nights when I'm browsing /tg/, I look at the edition wars, troll threads, and what matt ward has done next, and die a bit inside. And I curse the board, and the internet that spawned it.

And then a thread produces the image of a 400 year old Lich trying to get laid, and I remember why I come here. I lol'd so fucking hard, I think I woke the neighbours. Never change /tg/, never change.

Lady Of Pain: I'm throwing myself at you and all you can think about are fucking toys.
Lich: THEY ARE NOT TOYS. THEY ARE MY UNDEAD MINIONS.

>>14190898
>>14190853
>>14190836
>>14190720
>>14190599
Ye gods, that movie would be glorious.

Lich: WHAT IF SHE LAUGHS AT ME?
Vecna: Then you cast fireball at her fucking head.

>>14190898
>The Lady of Pain is the milf in this version
>mfw

>this fucking thread

Corellon Larethian: You know how I know you're gay? You once artificed spinach dip in a bread bowl for a party.
Garl Glittergold: Oh yeah? You wanna know how I know you're gay? You have a sign on your celestial horse that says "I'm gay and I love all the cock".

Lich: DO YOU MIND IF I USE YOUR 'MAGNUM'?
Lady of Pain: Umm... Yeah!
Lich: FASCINATING.

Lich: AO RODE A BIKE.
Lady of Pain: He had a wife, who he fucked, by the way!

Boccob: Life is about people. It's about connections.
Lich: IT IS ABOUT CONNECTIONS.
Boccob: It's not about cocks, and ass, and tits.
Lich: YES.
Boccob: And butthole pleasures.
Lich: IT IS NOT ABOUT BUTTHOLE PLEASURES AT ALL.
Boccob: It's not about these rusty trombones, and these dirty sanchez.
Lich: STOP TALKING.
Boccob: And these cincinatti bowties, and these pussy juice cocktail, and these shit stained balls.
Lich: BOCCOB, CEASE YOUR VOCALIZING.

Kurtulmak: Why don't you two cast time stop, then you can fuck each other!
Vecna: Who needs time stop?

>see this thread on the front page
>mfw
You are once again in my heart's delight /tg/.

This thread is awesome.

Oh god my sides.

Can't stop laughing.

ELF SLAVE WHAT DO SAGE FOR SHIT THREAD

>>14191368
Whatever, the thread was dying anyways.

If this thread was a lich and I were a hot elf chick I would totally fuck it.

Is the OP still here? What are you going to do, OP?

I'm going to us all of this thread to create an epic quest for my players.

THE QUEST TO GET A LICH LAID.

I say let em OP but make it where the person he marry s is paladin who's made her mission to turn him in to a force for good, lols will be had!

>>14191533
You have to post what happens later

>>14191558
Session is tomorrow, so I might do that.

>>14191533

Oh god, I'm imagining "Let's Make A Date" with a lich.

Can't. Stop. Laughing.

We need to archive this.

>>14191595
So do it, faggot.

>>14190973
Garl Glittergold: You know how I know you're gay? This is a picture of you.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/14189487/

Archived.

>>14191643
That is pretty gay, actually.

>>14191923
Well yeah.
All elf gods are fabulous. That's how it works.

>>14191643
oh wow I remember seeing that picture

I prefer this one.

Corellon plus Eilistraee

>>14191643
>implying david bowie is gay

>>14191643
Same comment from Corellon, really.

>>14192186
Well, Corelon likes DP while Garl specializes in mustache rides.

>>14192102
>implying that Corellon is Bowie
They're both elves and gods. That's where the similarities end.