>For recap:
>Basic Psychic Powers: Precognition, Sense Thoughts, Spectral Hands, Weaken Veil, Touch of Madness

>Psychic Specialization: Biomancy
>Specialization Powers: Bio-lightning, Regeneration

>Tech Powers: Technical Knock, Commune with Machine Spirit, White Noise+(when chosen), Machine Curse

>Inventory: Force Staff, Laspistol, Lasgun(1), Combat Knife(1), Flak Armour, Inquisitorial Dataslate, Book of Litanies, Uplifting Primer, 1 Frag and Krak Grenade, Psykana Mercy Blade, Flak Armor, 1 additional charge pack, per las weapon

>Cybernetic Upgrades: Auger Arrays

>Level: 2

>CHAOS LEVEL: 1
>Slaanesh: 0
>Khorne: 0
>Nurgle: 0
>Tzeentch: 0

As if I start early to give a good run.


Bump.

>>14154885
Can we regenerate, the guardsmen?

>>14155063
He's dead, Jim

..Err, Ted.

Sup, negi.
Alright, a QUICK glance. Does this dead guy have anything that may be useful? If it's not a grenade or a vox, or some liquid of amaser, let's skate off to cover.

And for the record, Regenerate can only function on you. At your next level up, take Staunch Bleeding if you want a helpful healy power.

Fuck year.

Let's do this thing.

>Examine Guardsman

The dead Guardsman has a Lasgun, two charge packs, combat knife, a pair of frag and krak grenades, and a copy of the Uplifting Primer. He has his Flak Armor but you can't field strip him.

Ok, find some enemies, and pull out our lasgun with Spectral Hands. Then pick up the guardsman's lasgun, and any other lasguns nearby. Then fire them all at the enemies.

>>14155149
Do this, but also get the charge packs and knife.

Then use Precognition to figure out where the enemies will be, and ambush them.

>>14155170
>>14155149
Use the Laspistol too.

Spectral Hands cannot perform complex or precise actions. Sorry, guys. You can lift the guns, but not fire them.

DAMMIT.

We need to get better with Spectral Hands.

Telekinetic Savant, that's what we need to be.

Fine, get the charge packs and go find some other guardsmen. Preferably ones we can help.

>Take Lasgun, Charge packs

Taken

>>14155195
Damn.
We should find some cover and review the situation we're in.

Let's go find other Guardmen to help.

Also, how strong are our Spectral Hands?

Can we use them to block things? If someone threw a rock at us could we deflect it?

How many small sharp objectives are in our general vicinity, like scrape metal and such?

>>14155250
>>14155248
I do think you 2 need to grab your local copy of the DH book and read about psyker powers before you start tossing out advice.
WHY HAVEN'T WE GRABBED GRENADES? WHY DO WE NEED MORE LASGUN CHARGE PACKS? GET GRENADES FUCK ME

Go help guardsmen, somewhere.

Also, can we THRUST with the Spectral Hands, us them to stab people with sharp sticks?

>Find others.

You support yourself on your Force Staff as you lumber up the battlefield, gunfire streaming all around you. Your Auger Arrays begin registering blips approaching, as you near the fortified gunlines.

"TED! How did you get here? Where is John?" Vedra shouts to you, pulling you down into cover. She must be referring to the guardsman sent to fetch you.

"H-He d-did not make it." You say, still feeling the spatter of blood on your face.

"Frak..." She said, doubling back over the barricade, letting off some rounds.

A group of cultists fired from the open field, sending shots wildly over your head.

>Input Command...

>>14155293

Bio-lightning those fuckers, we have it for a reason.

Bio-lightning the cultists, and get into cover. Get your lasgun ready to kill some dudes.

GET TO COVER

Bio-lightning them.

Also, if we're going to go FULL TECHPRIEST PSYKER, could we still use Bio-Lightning?

>>14155360
Glorious Tech-Warlock master race?

That might be really cool.

>Bio-Lightning Roll...
Roll(2d6)+0:
6,2,+0
Total:8
>Passed!

You stand slowly from cover, raising your Force Staff above your head.

"WIIITNESSSSSSSSS YOUR DOOOOOOOOOOOOM!" You scream out as your channel energy through your body and staff, sending out a huge chaining lightning bolt through the nearest cultist, arcing the blast to three of his comrades. They shake and jitter from the shock before either bursting into flames or collapsing into a charred husk.

Panting, you retreat to the safety of the barricade.

"...Very nice, Ted!" Vedra compliments, the heavy weapon team spinning around to pick off the last of the cultists.

Use Auger arrays to check the area.

Also, you still haven't answered >>14155360

>>14155399
Thank very, then ask her what our orders are. And ask if she's okay.

>>14155432
>Thank very,

Meant to write Vedra.

>>14155360
Yes, you can still use all your normal powers, even if you go Tech-Witch path.

After this combat operation is over we really need to improve on our stutter

>>14155442
EXCELLENT.

When we get back to base, we need to replace one of our arms, get started on that road.

Also, use Auger arrays to find more targets, then Lasgun them.

>>14155399

>WIIITNESSSSSSSSS YOUR DOOOOOOOOOOOOM!"

Is chewing the scenery always a prerequisite for blasting your enemies with lightning? Whatever, I'm not complaining.

>>14155463
Wouldn't replacing our eyes be a more sensible idea? If I remember correctly, every sanctioned psyker gets blinded when bound by the emperor.

>>14155518

Wait, how are we not already sanctioned?

>>14155495
I vote we change WITNESS YOUR DOOOM to MAH DIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!
Because fuck, we should have fun on our job.

>>14155525
>>14155518
THIS MUST MEAN WE ARE A PRIMARIS PSYKER

AWESOME

Vedra picks you up, and drags you with your head down over to another, nearby Chimera. She forces you inside, where you find the Tech Priest you met what seemed like ages ago, Toch Prost.

"Greetings Ted Unit. Praise the Omnissiah for your safe return to us." He said. Another figure in the rear of the Chimera looked over to you, the garb of an Inquisitorial Storm Trooper covering his whole body.

"What is the next task, Inquisitor?" Prost asked, turning towards Vedra.

"We're cutting out the cancer at the heart, Toch." Vedra responded as she climbed into the Chimera. The ramp closed and the interior light flickered to life, Guardswoman Vedra pulling on a thick black cloak and replacing her Flak Helmet with a heavy black hat.

>>14155518
Not all psykers, only Astropaths.

Also turn to Vedra. "What do we do now? Where do we go?"

>>14155567
"Well, at least not a commissar." Get an update on our situation.

>>14155567
"So, you're Inquisition? I should have guessed."

Wait, did we already know?

If not, disregard.

>>14155567
".... am I going to be killed for witenessing things man should not wot of in the course of this journey?" I ask, with hesitation, fidling with the fringe of my robe.

>>14155567

Crank up the Precognition while they explain the next raid.

We want to be on top of our shit.

>>14155633
>>14155619
These.

...

You're actually continuing this quest? I thought you gave it up months ago!

Let me get caught up and I'll join in.

The Chimera lurches forward, quickly approaching full speed.

Guardswoman, who you know now is in fact Inquisitor Vedra, begins briefing the small squad.

"Ted, I am aware your note was from Inquisitor Charlemagne, however he requested my assistance in the matter, as insurance. Never owe an Inquisitor a favor."

You believe that to be the best advice you have ever heard in your entire life.

"As you detected, there is a concentration within the Administratum building. We will approach from the east, and enter from the lower populated area. We will be in, then out, before Lt. Mallear calls in the next set of air strikes. We are to capture the leader for questioning, before we kill him and root out this heresy from within."

Toch Prost nods in acknowledgment, the Storm Trooper remains silent and unmoving.

"Any questions?"

"If I do this, can you get me a new machine arm to replace my old one? And some other stuff. New eyes, etc."

Use Precognition.

>>14155678
"Am I going to die horribly in the course of this?"

>>14155693
This, we need to become a Tech-Warlock.

>>14155693
Maybe she could get us something that doesn't look like somebody replaced our arm with a poorly built steam engine?

>>14155726
Yeah.

Some cool arm that looks smooth and shit.

Like this.

>>14155743
Fuck yeah.

Terminator arm.

We need this.

>>14155743
If we get any synth skin for it, I'm not going to object.

Terminator eyes too?

>Bionics!

Toch Prost spoke up.

"Replacement Bionics are only if needed, Ted Unit. If you feel your ocular organs are failing, please seek medicae."

The Chimera slid to a halt as the ramp dropped, Vedra, Toch Prost both stepping out. The silent Storm Trooper moved from behind you, looking armed to the teeth with his full load out of gear. You now saw that he carried a Power Blade on his thigh, as well as a plasma pistol and Hot-Shot Lasgun (Or Hellgun, for your old schoolers).

Toch Prost produced one of several mechandrites toting a few las weapons. Inquisitor Vedra armed herself with her Inferno Pistol and Force Blade.

"The Emperor Protects." Said the Inquisitor.

Use precog, ask about getting robot parts.

Toch, why you gotta robo-cockblock us.

Psyker quest? Guardsmen quest? This is why /tg/ is awesome. These should all be made into real games/novels lol

>>14155841
Check our lasgun, step out after the inquisitor, use precog to guide the group.

>>14155841

Now would be an excellent time to use that Precog.

And looks like we're going to need to get damned shot up if we want any shiny bitz. Into the fray, boys, into the fray.

>Apparently /tg/ is not wanting to let me post, so I do apologize if they take time or double post.

The Storm Trooper takes point, followed by Vedra and Toch Prost. You make up the rear of the squad with your meager lasgun and psychic might.

The east entrance into the settlement is devoid of any activity. Your Augers pick up literally nothing.

>Precog Roll
Roll(2d6)+0:
5,3,+0
Total:8
>Passed!

You reach ahead in time to attempt to view the troubles ahead. The murky vision shows an individual being tortured, and a hail of gunfire soon fills the air. The sound of heavy metal is the last noise you pull from your vision as you slip through the streets, feeling the presence of the warp slowly growing around you.


'Psyker... I think my friends are near~' Says the Daemonette within your mind.

You can detect no signatures on your Auger Arrays.

>Input Command

>>14155958

Let Vedra know someone is being tortured, and whoever's down there is heavily armed.

Let her know you detect a hint of spicy taint down there, there could be sorcerous rituals going on, but you're getting nothing on auspex.

Recommend that your team moves quickly but cautiously to the basement.

>>14155958

>heavy metal

Noise marines?

>>14155863

So? Just hack an arm off. No big deal. He's AdMech - he isn't going to be offended even if you do it right in front of him.

>>14156007
>>14155995
Both of these, but cut off your arm when nobody is around.

Then, say you "FORESAW" yourself getting your arm cut off.

DO EET.

>>14156019
>>14155995
>>14156007
Pretending to have better precognitive powers than we do might be dangerous.

>>14156019
>>14156007
Did they close /v/ or something?

>>14156007
>>14156019
No, its a waste of a perfectly good arm.

>>14155958
>Thank you.... do you have a name?
Ted wonders within his mind, off put. She may be a deamon, but even a horrible unthinking terror that seeks to degrade his mind and warp him on the path of chaose deserves the curtsey of politeness

>The murky vision shows an individual being tortured, and a hail of gunfire soon fills the air. The sound of heavy metal is the last noise you pull from your vision as you slip through the streets, feeling the presence of the warp slowly growing around you.

My best guess is that we will be attacked after interrogating the heratic or possibily during.

"I s-sense danger in our f-future... C-Chaos ap-p-p-proaches." You stutter, taking heed of the Daemonette's possible warning of 'friends' being nearby.

As you enter the rear of the Administratum Building, you are met head on by a band of heretics, the Storm Trooper quickly, cleanly killing each of the half-dozen or so with a few well placed shots. He says nothing as he steps over the bodies, sweeping the nearest corners, nodding in acknowledgment of them being clear. Your trio enters a passageway, making headlong for the head office, the Inquisitor nodding to the door as the Storm Trooper dispatches the guards.

Toch Proch consults with the machine spirits of the the code lock, negotiating entrance into the room.

The door opens, revealing the Governor discussing something on a vox unit, turning with a laspistol to fire. The shot goes wide as the Storm Trooper puts a round through his hand, then his leg.

"YOU FOOLS! IT'S TOO LATE NOW! THE D-" The mad rambling is silenced by Vedra's Inferno Pistol stuck fast against his cheek.

"We care not for your banter, heretic, we want answers. And I doubt your Dark Gods will save you from melta rounds." Vedra says as Toch Prost brings a chair over after sealing the door. The Storm Trooper sets up the Governor in the chair.

"What do you feel, Ted Unit. Will you probe his mind or should we probe his stomach?" Toch Prost asks, producing a Medicae Mechandrite.

>Input Command...

>>14156313

"I will divine his thoughts. It will be faster."

Sense Thoughts on that dirty bastard, and hold our thoughts tight. Lord knows that bitch in our mind would love to wreak havoc somehow.

PROBE HIS MIND.

See if he knows of anything cool we can give to the Techpriests for ROBOARMS and ROBOEYES. Like a plasma gun or something.

>>14156337
This and >>14156335

We can't let the Daemonette mess us up.

>Woo eee ooo
>Mind Probing.

>Sense Thoughts
Roll(2d6)+0:
6,6,+0
Total:12
>Perils of the Warp! Rolling for phenomena
Roll(1d100)+0:
87,+0
Total:87
>PERILS. FUCK.
Roll(1d100)+0:
100,+0
Total:100
>Warp Feast: A rift in reality is torn open and the Psyker is sucked into the warp with a little burping noise. He is no more.


...WELL, FUCK.

Set up a strong guard. Inform that either during or after the torture we will likely be beset by some kind of horror.

Ensure the governor is properly restrained and/or unconscious.

>>14156395

So uh... how does it go in these threads... do we make a new one now? lol

>>14156395

WAIT, WILL OUR DAEMONETTE STAND FOR THIS?

Now would be an excellent time to take a little corruption points for not getting eaten by the Warp.

>>14156395
How disappointing.
So it's basically back to guardsman quest tomorrow?

>>14156395
Welp, that was a short quest. Thanks for playing.

Hell ya! I missed this thing so much! Lets get an apprentice!!!

Like, seriously, I'm laughing myself retarded right now.

Are we save-scumming this one guys? Taking a Fate Point?

>>14156395
SHIT

SHIT SHIT SHIT

>>14156424
>Are we save-scumming this one guys?

Yes, yes we are.

>>14156424
Time to figure out which Dark God we are about to sell our souls to in order to survive being devoured by the warp! I'm hoping for Tzeentch.

>>14156424
Fate Point.

ONLY THE DAEMONETTE GETS SUCKED IN.

We remain unscathed.

>>14156433
But... I want to keep it.

YOU DUMB FUCKS.
ANYONE THAT HAS EVER PLAYED A PSYKER KNOWS NOT TO ABUSE PSYKER SHIT FOR THIS VERY REASON.
GODDAMN FUCKITY FUCKS, I LEAVE FOR AN HOUR AND YOU GET US KILLED.
Negi, can we save scum this, now that the idiots hopefully know better?

>>14156431
No, wait!

THIS!

WE CAN BE A HERETEC PSYKER!

Then we defect back to the Imperium, and troll Tzeentch.

Suddenly another Warp Portal opens up and we come crawling out, and continue like nothing happened.

>>14156460

Pfff, that was a perfectly reasonable place to use a power. Fucking up (via unlucky rolls) and getting corrupted a bit is all part of the game too. Just beating it out of the Governor would've been boring. Plus, it's the damn governor... not like we were Sense Thought'ing some random cultist, or precog'ing before every single room/action. THAT would be your typical idiot playstyle.

Fate Point, have the Daemonette get sucked out of us, and we get pulled halfway in.

THEN WE PULL OURSELVES OUT. LIKE A BOSS.

Awesome.

>>14156510
>not like we were Sense Thought'ing some random cultist, or precog'ing before every single room/action
That has almost happened.
Precog does NOT need to be used as much as people have been calling for.

>FATE POINT ACTIVATION

>captcha: problem, irlaria

The burp of the warp fills the room as you feel yourself sucked into the Immaterium. Floating in the Warp, you land comfortably upon a patch of wretched soil. A great pain fills your head as the Daemonette seeks to escape. In a sickening squish, she bursts from your psyche, your head feeling like it has just been smashed open as you collapse to the ground.

"Whee~ I'm free!" She shouts happily, looking down to you. She leans down and gives you a kiss on the cheek. "Thanks for bringing me back home~" She says before scampering off.

A great daemon bird flaps over to you, offering it's wretched claw out to you to help you up.

"Ahhh.... The Psyker *CAW* Theodore. We've been *CAW CAW* Expecting you..." says the daemon, snickering to himself. "Come. You've *CAW* Choices."

>Input Command...

>>14156536
Negi, I am disappoint.

Also, I'm out of here.

BURN FATE

"FUCK YOU DAEMON, I'M LEAVING. THIS WARP SHIT IS RETARDED."

"OH, AND TELL KHORNE TO GO FUCK HIMSELF."

>>14156536

CONVERT TO TZEENTCH!

This could be awesome. So awesome.

>theory. derproof

you're right, captcha, this theory is derproof

>>14156536
Get out of the warp.

tell him to piss off. were going to join khorne.

>>14156536

"Ch-choices? I just want to go home. What choice would you have me make?"

>>14156564
This, because it'd be funny.

Tell him to get bent, and leave the Warp on our own power.

We take no shit from Daemons.

>confreres' tednet

See! The confreres had to invent a whole defense network to stop us from killing them all.

>>14156424
No! We must make a dark pact with that hot hermaphrodite demon thingy! She/he/it is our only true hope!

>>14156536
Wave at the deamonette, grinning confusedly. "Bye lady... it was nice... having you in my head... for a while..."

Can't we just reload?

Options:

>Reload
>Tell daemon to fuck off, then manly our way back to the Inqusitor

I thought burning a fate point let you retry whatever you fucked up?

So wouldn't we be back at "read the guy's thoughts."?

>>14156658

If this was Eclipse Phase, yes...

>>14156664
Option 2.

Did you expect any different.

Pull open a rift back to the Governor like a boss and continue to Sense Thoughts on him.

>>14156664

Make a dark pact with the deamonette! When we die we will get to eternally bane her.

>>14156664
Manly our way back to the Inquisitor, and bust into reality. Then brush ourselves off and act like nothing happened.

>Tell daemon to fuck off, then manly our way back to the Inqusitor

We are now in the Warp. There is no longer any fear of being sucked in.

Bio lighting this bitch, we are a loyal citizen of the imperious for fucks sake, and Its time we started acting like it!

>>14156693

Fuck yeah!
FOR THE EMPEROR

I'd like to reset. I wanted to interact with the deamonette!
I'm going to miss her in our head...

>>14156664
Already voiced my vote for a reload. Not gonna somefag spam my opinion, though.

>>14156670
Everything EXCEPT for psyker peril rolls.

>>14156693
Lightning then back to Inquisitor.

LIVES ARE AT STAKE. THE PLANET CANNOT FALL TO CHAOS.

WE WILL LEAVE THE WARP USING SHEER DETERMINATION.

>>14156693

lets show them the true powers of the fucking warp. fuck you Tzeentch

>>14156664
I vote reload. A perils like that is nearly impossible to recover from, and it will end up with us being heretical. It also cost us our daemonette, which while I'm not too sad about, others wanted to pursue it VN style.

This is just a bad fluke of a roll, and I think it's well-within reason to burn a fate point and try again.

>>14156664
Fuck this demon shit! We are a human psyker! We have the Emperor of mankind. He is our bro (in the sense that were both human psykers)! WE FIND THE EMPERORS WARP LIGHT AND BROFIST TO GET BACK.

>>14156716

This one, however much fun "Warp quest" may be, I think its better to get back to the Inquisitor before she labels us Ordo hereticus.

>>14156664
If you let us keep the daemonette I could agree with fighting our way back.

>>14156720
I agree! Fluke roll. This deamonette thing was interesting, and sounds like it would have made a good side plot. Plus- well, you don't just burst your way back out of the warp KOOLAID MAN style. At least, not without a series of 1's

>>14156737
Then we will use a Fate point to roll a hundred ones in a row.

Come on GM, it'll be AWESOME.

>>14156737

best mental image ever. this needs drawfaggin

I also vote for reload

>>14156721
This.
But spend half of our fate points to become a (partially dormant) living saint--we will regain our LS powers when very close to death (always spending another fate point in the process).

"While most psykers would bargain away their soul for dark powers.."

The daemon perks at your speech.

"I've other plans, faggot."

>Activating Hammerhand...
Roll(2d6)+3:
3,2,+3
Total:8
>Passed.

"What *CAW CAW* are you meaning, Psyker?" The daemon says, now approaching you, warp fire forming in his claw.

"FUCK YOUR SHIT, I'M AN IMPERIAL PSYKER!"

Reaching with your 12 strength grip, you snap your hand around the daemon's beak, slamming his ugly face into the dirt. His muffled screams are silenced as you curbstomp his ass into oblivion.

"JUST AS PLANNED..." echos through the area. You punch the air, impacting something dickish.

"OW!... NOT AS PLANNED."

Using your 12 Strength Psyker Fist, you rip another hole in the Immaterium, dragging your ass back to the room with Inquisitor Vedra, instantly getting her pregnant from your manly aura as you flip off Chaos.

And then Hammerhand wears off and you shrivel back to your 3 Strength self. And Vedra instantly miscarries. And the plot resumes.

You probe his mind, finding nothing more than heretical banter, though you do find some cloaked hulking figure that he seemed to learn from. As you probe deeper, you're snapped out of your trance.

Something is trying to break down the door. Your Auger Arrays kick in, and register several MASSIVE signatures.

>Input Command...

>>14156780

We yell out a warning to the Inquisitor and her retinue, and spin around to the door with our laspistol. Tell her we have Incoming, and if she does not take the initiative, shoot the governor, he is useless to us now.

"Inquisitor, something is trying to break down the door. Also there's something really big out there. Maybe more than one. In case you didn't know,"

>>14156780
Did we get our daemonette back?

>>14156780
Can this >>14156774 happen after our intense badassary?


We tell her that she is pregnant.

>>14156774
We don't have infinite fate points.

"Boring conversation anyway. LUKE, WE'RE GONNA HAVE COMPANY!"

We need to warn the others.

>>14156816

>>14156780
Best thing I've read today.

>>14156823
But it would still give us a--one time--fighting chance against something like a greater demon...

>>14156834
Ow, ok ok I will leave.

>We've got company, cunts. Get ready.

"Massssssive threat levels at the d-dooooor...." You say, readying yourself for the coming threat. The Governor jumps from his chair, diving for the window. He comes up short, falling only halfway through and impales himself on the glass.

The door collapses, the sound of rebreathers and the bleeding stench of Chaos filling the room. Heavy boots clunk as a Chaos Space Marine enters... Then another... And another...

The Inquisitor, and your group, step back, slowly.

"Toch, Ted, exits?" She asks, the Storm Trooper simply standing with his gun ready.

>Input Command...

>>14156904
"THIS WAY!"

Use the Governor's body to help us get out the window. So we don't die too.

>>14156904

If we treated a dangerous demon like it was a fly, these chaos gaymarines should burn!

>>14156904
weaken veil!

>>14156938

+1

>>14156904
"Shit."
Run. This is beyond us. We're not burning a fate point to survive this time.

I'm pretty sure what we just did was totally non cannon

as much as I hate to say, we may need to use our bio lighting again, as a diversionary tactic, then we want to leap bodily out that window and hope that our regeneration can patch us up afterwards

I'm actually about to pass out, so we'll pause here. Tomorrow, we decide how to escape these Chaos Space Marines.

>>14157001
>>14157001
OY NEGI
WE'S STILL HERE BRO. WE LOVE YOUR THREAD

>>14160652
We must bump until he returns!