Stats:
HP: 11/11
Str: 11
Dex: 17
Con: 13
Int: 11
Wis: 19
Cha: 13
Land Speed: 30 ft
Climb Speed: 15 ft
Size: Medium

Weapons:
Butcher Knife

Gear:
Street-Walker's Rags
Corroded Sword
Priestess's Letter
43 Pieces of Copper

Skills:
Stealth +4 natural bonus
Knowledge: Local 1 rank
Knowledge: Religion 1 rank

Feats:
Weapon Finesse
Fleet

Special Abilities:
Low-Light Vision
Assimilate (Special abilities, attributes, skill ranks, and feats are taken from devoured kills. You may only take 1/4 of a person's learned skill ranks through a kill, and only from people with more ranks than you; but skill ranks do stack.)


Finally, Tolly's General Rules:
First choice of action to receive 3 votes, no matter how stupid or suicidal, will be undertaken. Especially retarded choices may receive a "Are you sure?", first.

All things are decided by my dice. If something attacks you, and the dice say it crits and nearly kills you, you better get ready to run.

Joke options may be given when I am tired and think they are hilarious. See: Death Blossom. These options are not actually on the table.

rolled 11 + 1 = 12

Knowledge: Local to find out who's the smartest person in town.

Go to tavern.

>>14141737
Using knowledge local

If we assimilated ourself could we assimilate double the amount of stuff?

rolled 7 = 7

Rolling Wisdom to figure out where we might find an academic person.

>>14141804
>>14141726
EPIC FAILURE

Let's go find a place of learning. A college, or university.

Do we know where those are?

>>14141828
This, but also find some place where they train soldiers or whatever. Learn some fighting.

>>14141858
I'm going with this one.

Anyone think we need to set up some magic?

Waiting for OP

>>14141726
>>14141828
>>14141858

>Standing atop the roof, you filter through your memories for those of the woman you devoured in the back alley.
Knowledge: Local check 15+1 = 16
>An image comes to mind: A tall edifice, built of the same red stone of the church. You can see it pushing through the skyline on the other side of the city.
>Down below, you hear a crashing noise.
Perception check 17
>Somebody's smashed in the doors to the church below.

GUYS.

We need to find an Aboleth.

AND EAT IT.

>>14141971
Roll to hide.

>>14141971
Get to the other place, after dealing with the intruder.

Hide, then go and see what's up

>>14141983
This. Flatten against the roof or something.

>>14141983
>>14142003
>>14142008

>You flatten against the sloping stone roof. The searing heat is uncomfortable now, in a few minutes it'll be active pain. You crawl over to the window you broke and peer in. You see a group of armed men walking cautiously into the church below. They walk through the rows of low cushions, looking about carefully.
Stealth check 6+4+4 = 14 vs Perception check 3+4 = 7
>The men have not noticed you. One of the calls out "Sister?"

Did we eat her and take her form?

If so, ask what they want.

>>14142134
Use knowledge to figure out who guy is.

Following successful check, emerge and talk with man.

Failure, keep hiding.

>>14142166
Err.... sorry. Just remember how guy is then talk to him.

>>14142164
>You currently appear to be a somewhat heavy-set middle-aged woman, with graying blonde hair and gray eyes, wearing ragged clothing.

We don't look like the priestess.

Thread died for a moment there. Anyone still here?

WAITING FOR YOU, OP

Still here but undecided on course of action.

>>14142310
Well, if you want me to go off one valid reply, I suppose.

>You sift through your stolen memories, but none of them correspond with the man. You back off from the window. Your contact with the roof is beginning to get painful.

How high/far down is the street?

>>14142349
Get off the roof, and disguise yourself. Then head for the college.

>>14142361
It's about a 30-40 foot drop.

Oh, but we have climb speed, so we could potentially get down no? Should we guys?

Climb down then, I guess. Quickly.

Then head for the place we found before.

>>14142379
Climb down and let's try to make our way to that university/college. Stealthily. Find a disguise if necessary.

Or someone else to take the appearance of.

>>14142373
>>14142390
>>14142395

>You fix the direction of the academy in your mind, then climb down from the side of the church. A lone passerby gapes at the strange sight. When you reach the ground, you set off at a brisk pace, hoping to avoid further attention. The streets are mostly empty in the blazing midday sun. You make your way through the now empty marketplace without trouble.
>After a good half hour of walking, you've made it to the academy. The building is tall and rectangular, with small shuttered windows and a cloth overhang over the entrance.
What do you do?

>>14142448
Are there still people looking for us while we have this appearance?

>>14142448
>cloth hanging over the entrance

Is it shut down?

>>14142476
The city guard is on alert for a madwoman who's killed her family and another man, yes.

>>14142490
That says 'cloth overhang'. An awning.

I say we head inside, and keep our eyes peeled for anyone interesting to eat.

>>14142501
Find someone away from the rest of the people here first, and eat them, so we might be better disguised.

>>14142515
This.

>>14142501
>>14142515
>>14142524
>You retreat under another nearby awning, waiting for someone to enter the empty square.
>About five minutes later, a man leaves the academy.
Perception check 14
>He's wearing fairly affluent, if muted clothing, and has a knife belted to his hip. He looks to be in a hurry.

>>14142588
Follow him.

Stealthily.

Wait until we get an opening to kill him.

>>14142588
Use Knowledge Local to place the man. Follow discretely.

>>14142613
>>14142623
Knowledge: Local check 2+1 = 3
Stealth Check 15+4 = 19
Perception Check 3+2 = 5
>You have no idea who he is. As he walks past you, you remain still, then move to follow him. In his distracted state, he fails to notice you.

Continue...

>>14142771
Nom.

>>14142787
>As you move closer, you can hear him mumbling to himself.
Perception check 9
Stealth check 10+4= 14
Perception check 15+1 = 16
>You can't quite make out what he's saying. You move closer, and he suddenly spins around. "Who are you!"

>>14142911
Are we somewhere secluded? If so, kill and eat. If not, "Alms for the poor, sir?"

>>14142911
The streets are empty; most people have gone inside to avoid the oven that the streets turn into during the noon hours.

>>14142923
Accidentally posted early.
>You lunge at the man with the butcher knife, but he dodges and you miss. At the same time, he pulls out the dagger at his belt, then strikes. The knife catches you in the arm.
Fight or flee?

>>14143042
Neither.
Fall to the ground, shreiking "Help! Help! He's trying to kill me!" and pointing at him.

>>14143084
There's nobody around, are you sure you want to do that?

>>14143100
Also, forgot to post:

>HP: 8/11

>>14143100
Lets do this. Butcher On!

>>14143084
Ah, fuck it. Let's murder him.

>>14143118
>>14143150
>You swing at him, but he competently blocks the attack, and buries the blade in your gut. You double over in pain.
>Critical hit. HP 2/11
What do you do?

>>14143192
This plan was awesome. I'm so glad we attacked.
*sigh*

>>14143192
full withdraw. LEG IT!

>>14143210
this is what happens when you leave things up for chance

If there are more than two or three people in here, please post suggestions for actions. If there isn't, then :C

>>14143236
>You turn to run. You hear the man snarl "Serves you, bitch". You keep running. Several corners later, you look behind you. He doesn't seem to have pursued you. You check the puncture in your abdomen. It appears to be bleeding pretty badly. You feel sick.

What do you do?

>>14143192
no point in running with such a wound, fight and die.

>>14143409
Scrounge around, is there any usuable material for a bandage?

Knowledge Local. Healers temple or area.

Knowledge the Old woman's knowledge. Anyone particularly nice to robbed strangers?

>>14143409
Find something small and weak to eat.
Then get out of town,

>>14143409
wrap it in cloth or whatever is available since i doubt we have gauze or the likes
afterwards, look in the shady alleys for food

>>14143435
Find something to eat

>>14143435
>>14143436
>>14143451
>Nothing else seems to be on hand but the rags you're wearing. You start rooting through one of the trashheaps in the alley. After finding nothing in the first three you check, you find a rat in the fourth one. It snaps at you when you snag it by the tail, but it goes down the hatch quickly enough.
>HP 3/11
Choose one:
15 ft Swim speed
Climb 2 ranks
Stealth 4 ranks
Swim 2 ranks
Bite attack 1d4

>>14143583
STEALTH

Continue to rummage or think of a local healer

Anyone here?

>>14143658
what he said

>>14143659
God damn my timing.

>>14143658
>>14143686
Stealth it is.
>You become more aware of your movements, the noises you make, and such. The pain in your gut subsides slightly.
What do you do?

>>14143749
We need more HP.
So Let's continue eating.

>>14143808
>You search the rest of the alley, but you find nothing. As you cross the street, a passing city guard patrol rounds the corner.
Stealth check 2+8 = 10
Perception check 16
>One of the guards sees you and says something to his partner. His partner stiffens, then shouts, "Hey! Woman! Stop where you are!"

>>14143850
shit shit shit... Stop and look weak and weary.

complain about unsafe streets and murderous rabble

>>14143887
this

>>14143887
>>14143902
>You mutter about the lawlessness of the streets and such as the two men approach you carefully, spears at the ready. One of them looks at you more carefully. "Yes, it's her."
Sleight of Hand check 20
Perception check 21
"You, there. Drop the knife and come quietly."

>>14143958
Oh shit. Uh..Uh
Run and climb up and run like a madman

>>14143958
Full withdraw!

Run and use CLIMB SPEED! let them suffer climb checks!

>>14143970
>>14144015
>You elect to make a run for it instead. You flee down the street and around a corner, trying to ignore the tearing pain in your gut. You begin expertly scrambling up the side of a building. The two men behind you swear as they round the corner. One kicks open the building's front door. Sounds of shock and alarm issue from inside. The other throws his spear at you, but it misses by inches. You scramble out of range before he manages to throw it again.
>This building has a flat roof. You throw yoursef over the edge, and lie there for a moment, trying to deal with the pain. Suddenly a trapdoor 20 feet away flies open.
What do you do?

>>14144104
Any buildings we can reasonably jump too?
If not hang off the ledge and hide as best as we can.

>>14144166
agreed.

>>14144166
That sounds good, consider climbing back down the building if the guard went inside.

>>14144166
>>14144177
Just the two of you in this thread with me, eh?

>You scramble to your feet and look around. Another building with a similarly high roof nearby looks promising. You begin to run.
Acrobatics check 28
Acrobatics check 14
Acrobatics check 23
>You pass over the alley easily, and keep running and jumping. Behind you, you hear the guard shouting. About 20 minutes of flight later, you seem to have lost your pursuer entirely.
What do you do?

Sometimes, thats all you need...

Drop down to guard level. do we have any other forms?

>>14144249
Might be a good idea to archive and end this soon as to not leave so many people out.
Also get down the easiest way possible. Head into an alley and look for more rats to heal us.

Yeah, look for rats and people, someone we can take the form of.

>>14144306

>>14144262
You can only possess one humanoid form at a time. You need to eat somebody else to take their form, although your appearance is slowly warped by everything else you eat.
>>14144283

>You climb down to the street. You notice that the midday heat is starting to subside a little. It'll be evening in a few hours.

What do you do?

Just wanted to drop in, and say this quest is what inspired me to start up my own.

You kick ass and are doing great.
>end transmission

>>14144324
Would resting till evening heal up our wounds a bit or do we need to go find medical attention/rats to do that?

>>14144336
Unless you just barely recently started, you're probably referring to TempDM. This is a sorta-sanctioned bootleg.
>>14144283
>>14144306
>You continue to prowl the streets, keeping a more careful eye out for guards. You manage to dodge a second guard patrol. Next you see what seems to be an affluent businessman with a bodyguard. The bodyguard's weapon gives you pause. Wait, what's this? A lost child?

>>14144381
Skip them looks to powerful for us.

>>14144381
If there is a lone child, take it.

>>14141709
Hey OP I have been waiting for ever for you to come back.
You're on one of the top 5 quests I have done on /tg/ hitting somewhere below STALKER Quest and Skynet Quest.

I'm the fag that insisted you eat birds eggs :D

>>14144381
Pretend to be the child's mother. Everyone will think the kid is having a tantrum, drag the kid off to a dark corner for snackin

>>14144662
agreed

>>14144662
yup

>>14144662
Nom

Sweet Moses Malone! I've been checking /tg/ every day for weeks waiting for this thread to show up! Time to catch up.

>>14144381
Does the kid have a weapon of any kind? What does the kid look like?

Use whatever memories are left from those kids we ate to create a convincing child-like sob from the shadows near the kid to lure him him.

Sorry folks, had to do something real-life related for a bit. But I'm back.
>>14144625
>>14144810
I'm running this once a week, Friday or Saturday night. Thanks for the interest.
>>14144662 and replies
>You run to the child, and scoop him up, saying, "Where have you been? I've been looking for you everywhere!" The trader glances over at the child's protests, but you give him a knowing look and disappear around the corner. One violent scene later, you feel less hungry.
HP: 4/11
>Choose one:
Appearance
Voice
Both

>>14145007
Both is the joke option right?

Appearence

>>14145007
Appearance and voice. Then we need to find a lone adult and ask for help, because we lost our mommy.

Appearance.

Wait, voice? Don't you mean memory or something? Shouldn't the new body also have a match voice by default?

Alright, so we look like a lovely little child. Now we need to find a nice sharp knife to replace the one we lost. Then it's time to go hunting.

>>14145026
>>14145032
>>14145033
Voice and both are joke options we get the voice with the appearance automatically

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/13880692/#13884209

>>14145056
NO SHIT!? REALLY? WOW, THANKS FOR EXPLAINING THAT.

>>14145007
I asked before, what does the kid look like? street urchin, peasant, what?

Yeah, it's basically appearance and voice, or nothing. But consensus seems to be to take his form.
>You now have the appearance of a small child with dark hair and eyes, and tanned skin. You look for people to prey upon. As the midday hours pass, the streets begin to fill with people again.
What do you do?

>>14145107
beg for money while scoping out people to eat/rob

>>14145107

Look for a weapon we can filch!

>>14145107
With only 4 hp left we maybe should go looking for easier prey. the knowledge that addict we ate last thread gave us indicated a place we may be able to find more incapacitated addicts, Maybe we should go look for someone who's wasted and not likely to fight back?

>>14145127
>>14145165
>>14145175
Guess we're having trouble competing with all the other quests running

>>14145230
How many are running, anyway?
>>14145127
>>14145165
>>14145175
First of these to get a second vote goes.

>>14145253
Find easy things to eat. Cats, dogs, rats, birds, etc. Other kids we find to "play" with us?

>>14145253
at least three others

>>14145303
Make that at least 4, just saw lego quest

>>14145266
This is the only sensible option right now, look for prey that's weaker and smaller than us

>>14145266
>>14145175
Knowledge: Local check 20
>You find your way to the verisia den you picked out of the street-woman's thoughts. On the way the streets become packed with people once again, as the sun becomes less strident in its attention.
>From the outside, one would hardly notice the entrance to the place. Just a door in an alleyway. In side, the place is filled with cushions, many of them occupied by insensate customers. Heady fumes fill the air, and you feel a little unsteady. A man sitting next to an open barrel looks at you funny. "You're a little young to be in here. You better have the entrance fee."

>>14145344
"I can't find my mommy. She said she was coming here for a while, but she hasn't come home yet."

>>14145344
i dont think we actually have any money, so maybe tell him we're looking for our dad and that he visits this place pretty frequently... does he have a weapon?

>>14145344

Tell him we are lost. Looking for parents.

>>14145344
Inform him that our mother is inside. Bitch is a hooker.

>>14145393
>>14145392

Thirding, since these are basically the same thing. Tell the dude that one of our parents is here to get in.

>>14145392
Add something like, "and if she's still here she'll need help to get home at all."

You know /tg/, reading this has made me realize what terrible people we are. Still a fun thread though.

>>14145393
You do have money. Approximately 43 pieces of copper.
>>14145392
>"Mom said she'd be back in a few hours, but she hasn't come home yet." The man looks at you almost pityingly for a moment. Then he kicks you out.
What do you do?

>>14145456
Hurl insults at him and try to goad him into taking us inside for a good thrashing, where in we trash him.

>>14145456
Sneak up behind him and strangle him with some wire.

Find some wire first.

>>14145478
What, where everyone can see?

Lure him to a nearby alley with weird noises, then use the garrote wire.

Make sure it's strong enough to kill someone with.

>>14145478
>>14145497
You attempt to lure the man out of the den. He slams the door in your face.

>>14145515
LIGHT THE DEN ON FIRE

>>14145515
>>14145522
We're becoming dangerously psychotic.

We need psychiatric help.

>>14145515
wait for a regular customer, try and lure him into an alley. We're not getting into the free-snack hut as a kid.

>>14145515
Look for an alternate enterance

>>14145515
Go find a relatively weak person to OM NOM NOM.

Follow them home or whatever.

Guys, guys. We need to think about more thank just random eating. Or at least more efficient eating methods.

Who is the local ruler? Getting set up in his court as an orphan or servant would be handy and provide us with a road to rule.

What is outside the city? Depending on the outside we could form a raider band to more efficiently harvest delicious prey, and more powerful prey.

>>14145534
>>14145550
>You wait in the alleyway for some time. Finally, one of the den's customers staggers out. You attempt to stab him from behind. He grunts in pain, and lashes back at you wildly. He misses, and you stab him again. This time, he sinks to his knees, and you take the opportunity to slit his throat. Five minutes later, all evidence of the act is gone.
HP: 5/11
Choose one:
Intelligence 13
+2 ranks Knowledge: Geography
+1 rank Knowledge: Local
+2 ranks Knowledge: Nobility

INTELLECT.

It is much more important.

WE NEED TO BE ABLE TO PLAN BETTER.

>>14145581
Quite frankly, I've been waiting for somebody to think a little bit beyond the "now". Either we need to figure your shit out, or the guards are going to get us one day. We should figure out the local and regional situation, and get a long term plan. I'm just shitty at long-term plans.

>>14145595
What does Knowledge geography do?

I say we try to catch a few strays or some more rats to eat before we find a place to bed down for the night. We shouldn't ditch this disguise quite yet though. It could be very useful.

>>14145595
I think we need Knowledge ranks. Better int then 13 will come along later, Wisdom will serve us well enough for now. I would say Local or Nobility.

>>14145595

Knowledge: Nobility. It might not serve us any use right now, but in the future, who knows? Maybe we could eventually eat a king :3

>>14145614
It's difficult to think of anything other than getting stronger considering how weak we are. Well weak compared to Doppelganger Damacy's MC after the first couple of threads anyway. I'd like to find a public park or something and maybe eat a few squirrels or something.

>>14145618
I'd like to know this too, what would we know about with geography?

I agree with nobility

We need Int dammit.

>>14145618
>>14145672
Geography is information about the regions in this part of the world. It gives you info about cities, regions, politics, and such.
Nobility will give you information about the court customs, politics in this part of the world, and such.

Also, first to three folks. Which'll win, Int or nobility?

I think we should get the 13 intelligence. Because a +1 bonus to all knowledge checks would be better than a +3 to one.

>>14145727

Good point. Okay, I vote for 13 INT

>>14145727
Only counts for trained knowledge skills, but...

>You feel slightly more intelligent.
What do you plan on doing now?

>>14145755
So we've got a +1 to Knowledge: Local and Knowledge: Religion

Hmm.

Is there a god of Doppelgangers?

>>14145755
Forgot your name

We need to take a page from the other quest and find some animals.

Dogs, cats, horses, snakes, and such are the food of choice for low level Doppelganger Damacy.

And hunt rats till we get a full set of what they offer.

>>14145755
Is it late yet? Could we go back to the church and find a place to sleep there maybe? A window is already broken there so getting in may not be that difficult

>>14145788
Listen for barking in the city, and head towards the closest and most dangerous sounding one.

>>14145793

Remember, we are a kid now. Street urchin. Go a scavenging in alleys for strays, and hope we get mugged.

Find a inn that has easy to break into rooms. Free snacks at night and maybe a traveler would have some yummy knowledge. Or even the inn keeper/a serving wench. We could pretend to be them for a day or 2 to see what we can glean from conversation, eavesdropping on customers and we can ear some pocket money.

DOGS:
+1 Natural Armor
Jump +7, Listen +5, Spot +5, Survival +1
Alertness, Track
Str 13, Dex 17, Con 15, Int 2, Wis 12, Cha 6
Fort +4, Ref +5, Will +1
40 ft. Speed

LET'S GO HUNT A DOG

Aagh I'm tired.
>You leave your alley and begin searching for something to eat that won't be so quickly missed. You find yourself in another marketplace.

>>14145821
>>14145808
We've got, what? maybe 4 hp right now? we need rest before we start hunting again.

>>14145827
Listen for dogs.

>>14145821
Look at those freaking stats.

THAT DOG IS BETTER THAN A PERSON.

>>14145827
Anyone selling exotic, but small, animals? We have 43 copper right?

You guys, Tolly said to experiment with our eating habits last time we played. Let's see if we can get anything from other kinds of foods, like fruits and veggies, or eggs or cold meat. Barring that, I still want to see what happens when we consume live prey, slowly.

>>14145788
>>14145821
>>14145844
Really tired, apparently.
>You scan the market for dogs. You don't see any strays about, but you do see a man selling animals.

Hey, is this DND or Pathfinder based?

I notice you are using Perception and Stealth as skills so I assume Pathfinder

>>14145844
>>14145821
>>14145803
Not NOW you morons. 4HP! You really think we'll beat a dog with only 4 HP?

>>14145844
This.

>>14145814
I repeat my post.
>Find a inn that has easy to break into rooms. Free snacks at night and maybe a traveler would have some yummy knowledge. Or even the inn keeper/a serving wench. We could pretend to be them for a day or 2 to see what we can glean from conversation, eavesdropping on customers and we can ear some pocket money.

Also it might be interesting for find a suitably impressive divine patron to worship, as 'priesthood' is something that hasnt really come up before.

>>14145861

A pet store?

Let's go to the pet store, guys :3

>>14145861
What's he selling?

>>14145864
Ok, we buy some meat.

Find the dog.

Give the dog the meat.

Use stealth to get garrote wire around its neck.

Then strangle it.

Rise, lather, repeat. Possibly with the same meat.

>>14145861

Find what he's selling and at what price.

Also, remember we are in a kids body, so people might not take us seriously or try to take advantage.

>>14145866
I still say this. Because I'm stuborn and hate being ignored.
But buying and eating a exotic animal/any animal sounds fine too.

CATS:
Hit Dice: ½ d8 (2 hp)
Initiative: +2
Speed: 30 ft. (6 squares)
Armor Class: 14 (+2 size, +2 Dex), touch 14, flat-footed 12
Base Attack/Grapple: +0/-12
Attack: Claw +4 melee (1d2-4)
Full Attack: 2 claws +4 melee (1d2-4) and bite -1 melee (1d3-4)
Space/Reach: 2½ ft./0 ft.
Special Qualities: Low-light vision, scent
Saves: Fort +2, Ref +4, Will +1
Abilities: Str 3, Dex 15, Con 10, Int 2, Wis 12, Cha 7
Skills: Balance +10, Climb +6, Hide +16*, Jump +10,
Listen +3, Move Silently +8, Spot +3
Feats: Stealthy, Weapon Finesse

>>14145905
>>14145886
>>14145882
>You trundle up to the man's stall, and ask him, "What are you selling?" He looks down at you, and replies "You looking for a pet, kid? I've got pigs, puppys, and cats right here. Only 30 coppers a piece."

>>14145910

Your plan is great, but I think we need a different body for it, and we need more abilities to survive when things go bad.

>>14145934
Buy a cat.

LOW LIGHT VISION

+16 Hide

Now, as a doppleganger, being silent/agile/etc is key to our survival. We need cats.

buy cat

>>14145934
Buy a pig.
So we ca pig out.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

>>14145934

Okay, here's what I say we should do.

Buy a puppy.
Take it to an alleyway where nobody is around.
Conk it on the head so that it's unconscious but still alive.
Eat it slowly.

We've been sucking down our food in a hurry this whole time. I bet we get a bonus for taking our time eating our dinner.

>>14145962
Do this, but with a cat.

>>14145971

Cat, eat it alive.

>>14145949
>>14145971
>You give the man some of your copper, and take the cat in its cage to a secluded alleyway. Passersby probably assume your manic grin is due to the pride of new ownership. Once alone, you pull the cat (more a kitten, really) out of its cage. You smash it over the head with a rock before it can react. You take your time eating it.
HP: 6/11
Choose one:
Scent
+1 Ranks Climb
+1 Ranks Perception
+3 Ranks Stealth or +4 racial bonus

Stealth.

>>14146040

stealth

>>14146040
+4 racial bonus to stealth

I think we should move to the back alleys of the slums. More strays to be found, and more bums and others that won't be missed.

We don't have the money or the bluff to really work the market yet.

>>14146040

+4 racial bonus to what? or is this another joke I'm too tired to get?

>>14146089
>>14146081
>>14146049
>>14146046
Nah, no joke.
>You become even more aware of your movements and the noises you make. You could probably even sneak behind the man and take more of his wares... Though the dagger at his waist probably means that's a bad idea.

>>14146104
Let's go for it.

Roll to sneak up and steal a dog.

>>14146122
No, a cat.

>>14146104

Second. No guts, no glory.

>>14146122

health is too low, if we're caught we'll be dead. and we'll be seen by a shit ton. bad idea

>Survey the surroundings.

>>14146122
>>14146131

This will end poorly. We are too injured to be trying this.
We need to heal on rats before we do things that mind get us stabbed.

I want to sneak up and steal a pig.
Just to see what stats pigs give us.

>>14146139
"I are the cat bugler. I burgle cats."

Actually, let's do RATS:
Initiative: +2
Speed: 15 ft. (3 squares), climb 15 ft., swim 15 ft.
Armor Class: 14 (+2 size, +2 Dex), touch 14, flat-footed 12
Base Attack/Grapple: +0/-12
Attack: Bite +4 melee (1d3-4)
Full Attack: Bite +4 melee (1d3-4)
Special Qualities: Low-light vision, scent
Saves: Fort +2, Ref +4, Will +1
Abilities: Str 2, Dex 15, Con 10, Int 2, Wis 12, Cha 2
Skills: Balance +10, Climb +12, Hide +16, Move Silently +10, Swim +10
Feats: Stealthy, Weapon Finesse

Let's go in the sewer and hunt rats, I guess.

Can we get a rundown on our current stats, Tolly?

>>14146139
Guts and glory are for doppelgangers with 18 strength 2 natural claw attacks and a bite attack

>>14146166

Slums and refuse heaps, not the sewers. The sewers will fuck us up. There are gators and giant spiders and all kinds of shit we can't handle yet in sewers, man.
Go look for things with a CR of less then one. That's the level we are at currently.

>>14146158
>Climb +12

WE NEED THIS

>>14146104
Tolly can I get a local knowledge check? Does this city have a port?

If we want to hunt rats a warehouse near a port would be a good place to start. We might even be able to use it as a temp base.

>>14146145
>>14146158
>>14146166
Rats it is then. You return to the endless hunt. The chase. A rat race, as it were. You manage to find another rat before night falls.
HP: 7/11
Choose one:
Scent
Bite 1d4
+4 ranks stealth

>>14146196

Scent!

It will let us find other things to nom nom nom.

>>14146196
STEALTH!

When we are breaking into houses tonight this will be so useful

>>14146196
Stealth.

Stealth. I say we use our newfound powers of stealth to watch that pet merchant and follow him home. Then we can kill him and eat him and all his pets.

>>14146204
>>14146205

No you fools! Scent will allow us to find another rat with ease!

I would like to buy Scent for $50 please Tolly.

>>14146217 this

then

>>14146213

>>14146217
>>14146204
Shit, that's right. Can I change my answer?

>>14146204
>>14146205
>>14146213
>GENERIC MESSAGE ABOUT FEELING STEALTHY. Night has fallen. The streets are once again empty, save for the occasional person on some evening errand. The marketplace is barren. A sliver of the moon is visible in the sky, but the streets are largely dark.
What do you do?

>>14146240
FIND MORE RATS

>>14146233
Guess not

>>14146240
Alright, It's B&E time. Look for open windows and lets put our sneakiness to good use

>>14146240

We need to keep rat hunting. Get our HP up to max. And get scent, which will allow us to smell out strays and bums.

More rats.

More rats everywhere.

Welp, since we missed out on our chance to follow the pet seller, let's find a whore and scarf her down.

RATS

>>14146240
Man we're going to be the sneak attack king once we eat someone with sneak attack

Well by now we look like a ratboy.

>>14146240
Once again Tolly can I get a local knowledge check? Does this city have a port?

If we want to hunt rats a warehouse near a port would be a good place to start. We might even be able to use it as a temp base.

I think our Stealth is now +12.

NOT BAD.

>>14146259
We've only eaten 2 rats and a cat since we ate the boy. We can't look THAT ratlike.

>>14146242
>>14146249
>>14146251
After a couple hours, you find a few more rats.
HP 9/11
Choose 3:
+4 ranks stealth
Scent
1d4 Bite attack

>You now look a little odd. You still look like a little kid, but one with sharp teeth, an oddly proportioned face, and rather hairy limbs.

What do you do?

MORE RATS

>>14146265

Ports are usually good places to find drunks and whores, as well.

>>14146271
When you say choose 3 does that mean we can take 1 multiple times or is this another joke?

>>14146271
>Choose three
I see that wit of yours is still the same.

Ok, now to break into a house, and EAT SOME PEOPLE.

So we look NORMAL again.

Let's get that bite attack. That way, even if we're disarmed like the last time, we're not totally helpless.

>>14146271

That's not too odd in a DnD style fantasy world. Just makes us look like we have a touch of non human in the heritage.

In the slums, we need to break into a house and eat everyone.

>>14146287

Never mind, reading comprehension fail.

Anyway, I still say we FIND WHORE.

>>14146282
>>14146271
Hooray for a new appearence,

Out of curiosity, does having the small size of a child give us an AC bonus?

Go break into houses and kill people.

>>14146291
actually apart from our self we haven't really had any indication that this is a Dnd style fantasy world

Find a house in the slums.

Eat the people.

Repeat.

If we're eating entire people, we must be taking massive dumps

>>14146333
I think it just sort of evaporates when we get too dense.

>>14146297
>>14146291
>>14146282
>You wander into one of the more run-down portions of the city. The stone buildings are old gutted, and mud dwellings predominate. You quietly sneak into a dwelling with a crude bead curtain instead of a door. In the first room, you find little of use, just a rickety table and a heavy locked chest.. In the back, there's a man, sleeping on a mat. He looks young, with dark hair and green eyes. He seems to be sleeping with his eyes open.

>YFW Pic is what we turn into after Choosing 3.

I say we find us a inn, lurk a little out the front/side ally and ambush us a drunkard whos taking a leak in said ally.

>>14146344
So he is breathing?

>>14146344
Slit throat. Eat him. Learn the secrets of sleeping with eyes open.

Make sure he's really sleeping. Then slit his throat.

>>14146344
Stab him from an angle that he can't see us at.

Then eat him before he BLEEDS TO DEATH.

>>14146344
Look around the room a bit first

I suddenly started thinking of poisonous snakes and spiders

Kill and eat, and make his hut our new base.

WHAT SCENTS ARE IN THE AIR?

>>14146347
Yeah, he's breathing.
>>14146348
>>14146349
>>14146350
>As you creep up, he coughs. One of his pointed ears twitches. You tense, but nothing happens. You continue to approach. As you stand over him, his eyes suddenly shift. His eyelids snap open and he yells in surprise.

>>14146365
CUT HIM UP.

His extended elven life span will prove useful.

>>14146366
He lives in a fucking MUD HUT.

He's obviously no threat.

Dumbass.

>>14146365

Slit throats

>>14146365
Eat fast. We look wierd and monsterlike so if we are seen it will throw pursuers off the trail when we get a new body.

You didn't even roll for stealth?

Eat his elf ass.

>>14146367
>>14146370
>>14146376
>You lunge at him with the knife. You miss, and he grabs you by the wrist and throws you against the wall. Before you can react further he has you pressed against the wall, unable to move. "Who the fuck are you, kid?"

>>14146395
"We are many."

Use our amazing DEX to get out of his grasp and stab him from behind.

"And soon you will be."

>>14146402
This.

Also, OP, can you type a bit faster?

We still have the bite, right ?

bite his arm, when he drop "us" we roll to his side and stab him in the ribs

>>14146413
Remember he's also rolling everything himself

>>14146402
>>14146417
>>14146413
Yep.

Bite his arm too.

>>14146420
Also, gotta talk to my drunken friend here.
>>14146413
>>14146417
You attempt to turn your head and bite him, but he's got your arm up against your back. "Again, kid, who are you? One of Veni's urchins?"

>>14146455

Act like we don't even know common. Be fucking feral about this shit.

>>14146463
Disregard that. I suck cocks.

Moan and scream about how hungry you are. Pretend you are so hungry you can't think.

>>14146370
He's no threat because he lives in a mud hut huh? Who's the dumbass now?

>>14146455
Dislocate our arm so we can get out, then STAB HIM.

>>14146467
>>14146463
That won't work cause of >>14146402

Local knowledge check: Who the fuck is Veni?

Let's try talking! He didn't kill us when he could've.

>>14146483
Well that's just really fucking stupid considering how things have gone so far. The guy is quite obviously not a fucking peasant, we should see if the knowledge check >>14146493 succeeds and try to bluff our way out.

OP.

WHY IS THIS GUY LIVING IN A MUD HUT IF HE CAN FUCK US UP LIKE THIS.

IT MAKES NO SENSE.

>>14146534
Down on his luck adventurer who made some bad business calls? He seems to have reason to believe this "Veni" might send someone after him.

>>14146534
Because GM-fiat.

>>14146546
>adventurer

WE NEED TO EAT HIM.

SOMEHOW.

Kick him in the balls, that'll work.

>>14146493
>>14146515
>>14146497
Knowledge: Local check 5
>"I don't work for that child-toving scumbag, you big prick!" You try to shove back against him. "I'm just hungry!"
>"Well, why the big knife there, kid? Trying to eat me?"

>>14146556
"I thought you had money I could get some food with, pig fucker."

>>14146549
Or maybe we just rolled a 1. Remember, we aren't Jack, and we don't have anywhere near the capabilities Jack did when Doppelganger Damacy reached its third thread.

>>14146556
"Well, you looked good. I mean, no diseases that could make me vomit my lungs out. My brother died from that, you know."

>>14146556
"I figured you would keep the key to that chest on you. And I'm a lousy pickpocket."

>>14146563
>"I figured you'd have some money for food!"
>"Look kid, I'm as broke as you are. Now stop struggling and I'll let you down for a moment."

>>14146604
Stop struggling, then book it.

Grab our knife.

Ambush him when he runs outside, stab him and drag him in.

>>14146604
I'm assuming he disarmed us?

>>14146604
Stop struggling.

" . . . Do you have any food?"

>>14146613
Nope.

>>14146613
[sarcasm]Oh, right. Cause ambushing him worked so well when he was trancing and not on guard[/sarcasm]

>>14146613
>>14146615
>>14146617
>You comply. He lets you drop to the floor, then takes a step back. He looks at you more closely, then says, "Hey, you're an elf. Fucking sun, you're feral. Where you from? Deep forest?"

>>14146629
Okay, unexpected. Not really sure how to roll with this.

>>14146629
So elves look like rats?

Huh.

"Yeah, what's it to ya?"

>>14146629

"Lakeside tribe..."

"I don't fucking know. Don't care either. I'm just hungry."

>>14146629
"It don't matter where I was from. [sullenly] I'm just a ratboy now."

>>14146646
>>14146648
These two.

>>14146648
I like this one. Maybe he'll drag us to a lakeside. Where we can play with him.

>>14146646
>>14146648
>"Lake people, what's your problem?"
>"You're several hundred miles from the nearest forest, and that's through mountains, kid. Have you looked outside? You're in the desert! You've come some way out of your homeland, kid."
>"Give me some fucking food."

>>14146648
>>14146646
Combine these somehow.

>>14146691

YEAH, GIVE US SOME FUCKING FOOD.

>>14146691
"Well some assholes took me and did shit to me, so now I'm stuck here."

>>14146700

This!
I like your cyberpunk.

>>14146700
This.

>>14146700
>>14146704

>"Well some assholes took me and did shit to me, so now I'm stuck here."
>"Shit, bad break kid." He pulls out a match and lights a candle. He blinks, twice. The second lid drags. In the light, you can make out gills on his neck. His fingers are slightly webbed. "Sounds like me. Fucking desert. You know what, I can spare a biscuit." He reaches under his tunic and pulls out a key.

Wait for him to open the chest, and while his back is turned, sneak attack and slit his throat.

>He unlocks the chest next to his bed and pulls out a stale bit of hardtack. "Here you go kid, on the house. Us wildfolk gotta stick together, right?"

Keep working the elf angle, if we're not sure about something, just say we don't know.

>>14146757
Belay that. He's going to be prepared.

>>14146758
Make friends.
"Never had anyone give me something for nothing. Wild or not."

>>14146758
See
>>14146757

>>14146772
>>14146757
weren't we were disarmed? No knife to slit throats with?

>>14146772

IT WAS BELAYED.
And for good reason. We'll get information out of him.
Maybe a favor.
Then we'll kill him.

Have we hit autosage?

>>14146785
We're a ruthless little shit, aren't we.

>>14146799
Yep, definitely autosaging.

>>14146800
Comes with being a carnivorous, predatory shapeshifter.

>>14146800

We are NOT 'little'! *fumes*

>>14146763
>>14146769
>>14146785
>"Where the hell is this, anyway?"
>"Rokos, kid. Where hope goes to die. Mine anyway."
>"Why do you say that?"
>"Because I'm never going to get out of this hellhole. Fucking sun, I hate this place."

>>14146758
I guess take the thing. As good a time as any to see if we can eat non living stuff.

What's it smell like?

"What did you do to piss Veni off?"

>>14146829
Use Scent to check for poison.

>>14146822
Time for the obvious question: Why can't you leave?

>>14146829
>>14146839
>>14146837
>You smell the biscuit cautiously, but it seems to be safe. You take a careful bite. It seems... flat, in a way. "Why's Veni after you?"
>"I owe him money. I owe them all money, Veni, Suga, Kallos, all of them."

bump limit hit.... can we start a new one OP

>>14146896
Nah, I'm going to sign off soon anyway. Any last actions before I cut this puppy off?

>>14146919
No, I think this is good for now. Just remember to remind people at the start of next thread that we're not in a good position to kill this guy.

All right then, archiving this shit so I can remember what happened.
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/14141709/
Help my inflate my ego, vote it up. Oh shit, I misnumbered it.

Goodbye folks, come back next weekend friday or saturday night for Doppelganger Bootleg Quest, Doppelvourer Boogaloo.