Well. Short, exciting, and to the point. I suppose we couldn't ask for more! Well done.

As future advice, though, I think you should brush up your conversation skills; some of the conversations you wrote felt stilted or artificial. Additionally, you might want to keep a regular schedule for your next quest, whatever it might be. Keeps it easier for people to follow.

Fuck you!
I played a vital part in the downfall of the Arab Lich Hassan Haq'Alim!
The party that took him down set their camp around me and the Paladin who struck the final blow used me to rest AND the Rogue used me to display the map that led to the phycatery for the rest.

rolled 85 = 85

I ATTEMPT TO ROLL IN AN EFFORT TO GATHER NO MOSS.

Stupid quest, railroading the entire time. OP is a fag

Easily the best quest I've been a part of on /tg/
Nicely done OP. I'm impressed.

I like playing a halfling fighter specialized in slings in 3.5. I never run out of ammo, thanks to you Rock!

Where's my Pebble quest OP? You said after we crumbled each Pebble would get its own quest to become its own rock!

I still dont get why we couldnt play a chunk of anti-matter...

I really liked to lurk this quest, but I have to admit that I skipped big chunks of the middle part. You just went on and on about the same things over and over again. 8/10 in my book still!

>>14038431

Better than Ruby Quest. I look forward to the sequel, Lichen Quest.

ROCK ENDURES

sometimes it was hard to understand the quest but I think all in all it had a very solid plot. MAybe the next one will be a little more moving

This is why I love /tg/

>>14038610
THEY SEE ME ROLLIN
HATIN
GATHERIN NO MOSSIN

>>14038742
ROCK IS DESTROYED
TANKRED ENDURES

>>14038610

Well, you have pretty good constitution due to your rockyness, so even with the bonus modifier moss gets against creatures of your element I think you've safely passed.

Your environmental bonus didn't hinder matters either, what with being in a desert and all.

Soooo I use my charisma to start a band.

I name it "The TRolling Stones".

>>14038431

WTF? crumbling? bullshit. We supposed to be the HEROES! We don't crumble, we became mountains.

I slide down the mountain and head South. What do I find?

>>14038792

Rock is a faithful servant of the God Emperor! What do we stand on while fighting chaos? What do we dig in for precious metals? What do we wield as a last resort?

Rock. The greatest servant of the Imperium.

>>14038833
Oops, forgot to add pic

OP you should start the second part:
Rock Quest II - the evil dwarfs and their fortress

Ok, since OP has clealy left us, I'm starting a new Rock Quest.

First: Character creation. Roll 1d100
1) What type of stone are we made of?
2) What size is our pebble? (diameter 0,01 metres to 100 metres)
3) Where are we currently situated?
4) Do we have any special attributes? (moss, visible cracks, etc)

Oh, and no goddamn bedrock builds ok? They are just way too OP.

Highest roll decides.

>>14038861
Stop with these wannabe knockoff quests already, the original was already getting overdone in its later posts.

No, no, no it's not truly a /tg/ quest thread until we decide to sacrifice an NPC to gain favor with the forces of Evil and then use our newfound demonic powers to try and take over the world.

>>14038885
Don't forget all the sexual stuff

>>14038885
Feeling the warp touching you, rock? Nurgle will take good care of you.

>>14038876

rolled 78 = 78

1. meteorite, with large amounts of both metallic and rocky material
2. 0,5m
3. in a museum
4. we are from outer space

>>14038924
Oh boy, here we go.

Now it's just a matter of time until the board is flooded with rock quest imitators.

>>14038924
>>14038930

NO. Stop it. You're ruining a perfectly good thread.

>>14038924
Meteorite it is!

Our current abilities:
GRAVITATIONAL PULL (minor)
CRUMBLE
HARDEN
WAIT

You have the extraordinary origin feat, so you get +1 our look interesting stat. (used when ability WAIT is active)

You are in a box of glass on top of a wooden pole inside a geology exhibition. There are several other rocks around the hall. They are currently NEUTRAL. There are two humans in across the hall. They are DISINTERESTED.

rolled = 0

1) Sandstone
2) 10 meters
3) Arizona, next to our best friend Cactus Joe
4) Someone grafitti'd a happy face on it, which is ironic because the rock is suicidal.

>>14038988

>>14038988
And, of course, roll 1d100. Best of three decides our action

>>14038988
WAIT.

Maybe someday, someone will forge us into a sword....

>>14038988

Sparkle in the spot light to try and draw more attention. Humans are always suckers for shiny objects.

ROCK ENCOUNTERS FELDSPAR

ROCK HAS INITIATIVE

This thread is hilarious.

rolled 60 = 60

>>14038988


try some gravitational pull just for impressing the other stones. Those suckers

rolled 14 = 14

>>14039019

Whoops, rolling for this.

>>14038993
wait, is it even possible to roll a 0 or did I fuck up?

>>14038431

TL:DR

>>14039018
We have yet to become shiny enough to be able to use SPARKLE. Someone has to polish us first.

I AM SPARTACUS!

Part two:

You are a rock.

You sit in a river bed until water polishes you into a grain of sand.

The end.

GRASS HERE.

I HAVE SECRETS.

ROCK IS A FUCKING ENORMOUS FAGGOT.

I am Cummingtonite. Don't hit on me silly Bismuths.

>>14039065

But you are a bitch grass, you tell your secrets for old people if they lean close enough. You are an attention whore, just wait till someone polish us

METAMORPHIC QUEST: THE VOLCANOING.

>>14039037
You PULL the stones towars you! Roll 2d100. The first one for FORCE, other for FOOLING THE LAWS OF PHYSICS

>>14039088

Don't make me fucking obscure your visage with my awesome grass. You faggot rock. I'll fucking do it too, when master comes back to water us.

>>14039093
Let's see if I remember how to roll....

Water here, rock is small time.

rolled 50, 80 = 130

>>14039093

rolling

>>14039102
D'oh. I don't remember. What's the syntax again, and does it go in email or subject?

>>14039084
>I am Cummingtonite
Yes you are baby, yes you are.

>>14039054
Bravo! Realistic characters, and you really retained the theme of the first quest.

>>14039114
The other rocks tumble around in their cases! They emit some noise when they hit the glass and the humans around you notice!

You managed to fool newtons laws I and II, law III however still has some effect and you tumble around too.

The other rocks are now DISPLEASED towards you.
The humans are FRIGHTENED

1d100 for next action!

rolled 84, 84 = 168

>>14039115
dice ndm

For example, dice 2d100

rolled 84 = 84

>>14039173
Roll towards one of the humans.

rolled 51, 100 = 151

>>14039173
Here's hoping for polishing!

>>14039213
You manage to hit the glass wall nearest to the other human and he notices. Upon closer inspection you determine that the human in question is an overweight boy in his early teens. The other human, a female, presumably his mother, is leaving the room to get talk to consult the museum staff.
Other rocks are DISPLEASED
The boy is CURIOUS
The woman is WEIRDED OUT

roll 1d100

If we're going to kick the face of physics, why not learn to float.. and assimilate other rocks.

That way we can be like the rock creature from Galaxy Quest and walk in to town like a boss!

>>14039284
derped with typing there

rolled 97 = 97

>>14039284
We do nothing for we have no internal source of energy.

rolled 71 = 71

>>14039289
rollin rollin rollin

>This thread

I love you guys.

>>14039289
You need to learn the appropriate skills first

rolled 3 = 3

roll at a power outlet and get energy! For we are rock and we break scissors with out might!

rollin

shit man I remember back when we had prestige minerals

rolled 78 = 78

>>14039284
Charge up our gravity powers!

>>14039301
The roll was good enough to ignore the law of continuity, so I allow it

rolled 41 = 41

>>14039326

>>

rolled 99 = 99

>>14039319

learn how to control other rocks.

>>14039320
didn't work out.

>>14039329
Roll 2d100 and specify a target

>>14039344
THIS.

WE WILL BECOME THE ROCK OVERLORD.

>>14039344
Well, we pretty much can already. Unless you mean in some other manner than moving them around.

>>14039382
Moving them around AND mind controlling them into serving us even when we don't.

rolled 49, 19 = 68

>>14039355
There's a sprinkler system in place in case there's a fire, right?

We target the sprinklers.

If there are no sprinklers, we target the rock next to us.

>>14039392
Very well then.

>>14039344
You reach with you mind towards your brethen. Their feeble awareness soon bending under your might!

You have now acquired 3d10 ROCK MINIONS!
roll for amount of minions and 1d100 for next action.

rolled 10, 2, 4 = 16

>>14039434
Rollan.

rolled 30 = 30

>>14039392

this. Become a rock-hive mind. Rocks are silicon, and so are computers.

Become a rock computer overlord and learn how to access the internet and also control machines!

Maybe eventually turn the entire planet into a giant silica computer friend!

rolled 6, 6, 10 = 22

>>14039434
Rolling rolling rolling

rolled 8, 9, 3 = 20

>>14039434

Rolling for minions.

>>14039443
We have 16 ROCK MINIONS

The rock minions are LOYAL
The other rocks around you are TERRIFIED
The young male human next to you is becoming DISINTERESTED

The female human has entered the room again, this time with an old male human. The female is looking CONCERNED while the male is casually inspecting the rocks while talking with her.

However, your magnificent feat of psychic prowess has not gone unnoticed: You feel an another strong mind touching yours. It identifies itself as the granite hill the museum is standing atop! It is PISSED because you are manipulating rocks in it's turf.

>>14039539
and, of course, 1d100 for action

rolled 30 = 30

>>14039539
DOMINATE THE GRANITE HILL!

WE ARE THE MOST POWERFUL ROCK-BASED PSYKER EVER!

rolled 87 = 87

Fuck that hill.

Mind control it too.

rolled 44 = 44

>>14039539

scoff! Just like the mighty bear is brought down by wolves, so too can the wussy granite hill!

Gather more minions, and/or ask the terrified rocks to join. Then use the combined psychic might to make the hill your minion! Our reign begins today!

rolled 59 = 59

I use Dominate on the hill.

rolled 41 = 41

Grow moss

>>14039563
You force your mind into the hilltop, but it is expecting your attack! While you do manage to avoid any damage, the hill barely even feels your touch.

The hill is gathering it's might. Roll 2d100. One for the hill's attack and another for our countermeasure.

I hope someone picks us up...
I've always wanted to be a pet rock...
~nyoron

rolled 11 = 11

>>14039539

in addition to contolling the hill zone, do not make any overt moves towards the humans. For the rock is patience and planning. And the day of the rock will come soon.

rolled 40 = 40

>>14039539
>>14039561
Remain silent for now.

Dang it, gather your minions and rip the hill 's stupid mind apart

rolled 52, 84 = 136

>>14039615
Rolling, ALSO

>>14039576
Got a 87 to dominate the hill.

rolled 58, 60 = 118

rollins

rolled 10, 6 = 16

>>14039615
OHHHHH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!

>>14039643
Yes, but
>>14039563
Got there first.

The mighty hill unleashes it's fury! Dimming your nonexistent senses with a pure torrent of thought! However, you stand firmly against the tide and only vibrate a little while the psychic energy surges around you.

The young male human next to you does not notice this and is again DISINTERESTED.
The granite hill is FURIOUS

>>14039699
Roll 1d100 for next action.

rolled 32 = 32

>>14039716
Attempt to pull the 16 rock minions towards us in order to form limbs.

rolled 43 = 43

Dominate the hill!

rolled 51 = 51

>>14039699
>>14039716
Attempt to apologize to it?

rolled 42 = 42

>>14039699
>>14039716
Only accepting the FIRST ROLL is stupid.

COUNTERATTACK THE HILL.

>rock quest
>90 posts.

/tg/ is dead.

rolled 58 = 58

DOMINATE HILL.

rolled 95 = 95

FORM ARMS, LEGS, AND TORSO FROM ROCK MINIONS.

>>14039758
GM would have to be a total tool to ignore this roll.

rolled 37 = 37

>>14039758
I second this if we promptly bolt it.

>>14039758
doo-dee-doo
dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dunun
dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dunun
dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dunun
dunununun
CONGRATULATIONS! Rock HAS EVOLVED INTO GOLEM!

>>14039758
VOLTROCK

>>14039726
You make the minions move a bit in their cases, but they remain inside their glass prisons.

The old male human is now SURPRISED
The female human looks CONFIDENT

>>14039731
Once again you strike at the hill, this time managing to upset it's balance a little.

You feel a tremor go through the building!

The hill still remains unharmed though. This time it's mind is not reaching towards you, but the other rocks around, including your newly acquired minions!

Roll 2d100, one for hill's domination roll, other for your action. First roll will determine the hill's score, other will only roll for own action. (It's still the second dice though)

>>14039740
I accept any rolls made very soon after the first one, as long as they are for different actions.

>>14039742
>complaining about Board related content
>misnamed file

Your opinion is valued.

rolled 47, 24 = 71

>>14039821
OP is a fag for ignoring >>14039758

But whatever.

Rollan. COUNTERDOMINATE THE HILL AGAIN.

rolled 57, 80 = 137

>>14039821
oh no we've got to GTFO promptly....

>>14039838
>I accept any rolls made very soon after the first one

What is the point of rolling if you only take the first response? You should be taking the highest dice roll. Which was golemize.

>>14039841
The hill manages to turn 1d10 of the other rocks to it's loyal servants, but does not manage to turn any of your followers.

Your attempt to break the hill's will fails yet again.

>>14039845
I assume we are going away from the hill.

You bounce up with mighty force! SHATTERING the glass above you and scaring the fuck out of the humans nearby! You land 1d3 metres away with CRUSHING FORCE.

Roll 1d3 for distance travelled, 1d10 for the kid's evasion (distance travelled will be deducted from this) and 1d100 for next action!

>>14039895
oh, and 1d10 for the hill's servants!

rolled 93 = 93

We proceed to Dominate the Child with our Mind.

>>14039882
It's for the success rate of the action.

rolled 2 + 1 = 3

>>14039895
To me, my minions!

>>14039933
You CRUSH the kid! His mother screams in horror as her son is reduced to bloody pulp!

Where the hell did that d100 go?

rolled 99 = 99

>>14039972
Not a clue, apparently we can only roll 2 kinds of dice at a time. Trying again....

>>14039972
Oh and we still need that d10 for the hill's minions!

rolled 39 = 39

Dominate the Mother's mind!

rolled 9 = 9

>>14039998
here we go......

and I rolled pretty well on
>>14039991
so I'm guessing our minions are moving towards us, or at least trying

rolled 3 = 3

foolish rocks siding with the hill

also - I don't think anyone rolled for kid's evasion...

rolled 48 = 48

dominate lady and man (and child if still alive), then use new collective to attack the hill's mind with the power of rock rage combined with the agile ape minds!

Does Ore Count?

>>14039991
The 16 minion rocks come flying out of their cases with great speed, forming limbs around their master. Giving you the ability to transport your frame with ease.

No rolls needed for personal transportation anymore.
No rolls needed for basic physical interaction, but finer motions such as grabbing and using an object still need to be done psychically.

>>14040025
The hill now has 9 minions and is gathering it's will again!

The minions are now assisting the hill in it's attack! It now has +9 modifier to all it's rolls!

roll 3d100. One for the hill's attack, one for your defense and one for action. (only the first rolls on the two first will be counted)

>>14039991
you can only roll 1 kind of dice
second number is a modifier
dice+1d3+1d10+1d100 = dice+1d3+1

rolled 100, 90, 44 = 234

>>14040126
RUN ROCKY! RUN!

Been listening to Frank Zappa have you, OP?

oh fuck.

rolled 86, 73, 3 = 162

gather more minions, possibly even dominate the humans. Then rip the hill a new one!

>>14040126
You pounce past the horrified woman and the old man with your newly acquired form, through an open door in the room's corner, but the physical shock from the hill beneath you upsets your balance! Causing you to tumble around the hallway.
Roll d16 for minions lost during this.

>>14040234
presume you mean d6

>>14040249
nope, we got 16 minions and at least one is gonna get detached during that tumbling.

rolled 4 = 4

>>14040249
whoops, misrolled

rolled 16 = 16

>>14040259
Oh, joy

I AM STILL MOTHERFUCKING SPARTACUS!

Time for a third part of rock quest:

You are a rock.

You're flying through space.

To be concluded in about 80 million years.

>>14040264
You and your minions spin around and collapse on a miserable pile on the doorway.

The old man is coming to his senses and looking around confused, clearly not sure what to think of the situation. The woman is still in shock.

The granite hill beneath you seems PLEASED, and is yet again shifting the direction of it's force. This time into the concrete around you. IT IS TRYING TO COLLAPSE THE BUILDING ON TOP OF YOU.

Do note that concrete, while it can be dominated, only counts as sand in terms of psychic strength.

roll 2d100. One for the hill, the other for your action

We are a mighty elementalist right? Like we can make elemental shit do anything with our mind?!

rolled 97, 58 = 155

>>14040352
Time to get under something....

>>14040379
Well, we can move things around. And dominate other rocks of course.

>>14040384
The columns around you SHATTER. Causing the roof above you to come crashing down! You did manage to hop under an archway though, thus retaining your integrity. However the rubble now surrounding you is making it difficult to move even with a mighty thrust of psychic energy.

The two humans are obviously dead.
The granite hill below seems CONTENT.
Your 16 minions are still around, but they are obstructed by rubble like you are.

you're a rock - patience personified. Try to get free and free your minions. Forget about the hill for now, assemble your golem body, and go towards the rockiest place you can find to gather more minions. Then return once you're confident enough to beat that hill-rival. grrr.

>>14040531
Oh, d100 for action

rolled 88 = 88

>>14040598
rollin stone

Original OP here. I feel this new quest is missing the bleak setting and gritty characterisation of my work.

>>14040603
Tumbling around your little pit, you slowly but surely manage to inch yourself upwards. After a time only a rock would call a while, the ground above you opens, seemingly by itself, letting in a ray of sunlight.

You see a cloudy sky. There are snowflakes trashing about. Other things too. A pair of construction workers are moving about the premises and a great steel bulldozer is lifting the rubble above you.

As you are unearthed, you gain a glimpse of your surroundings. You are in the edge northern edge of a small town, with low, rolling hills to the north. There are some mountaintops visible far to the east, behind a small lake. A psychic scan of the area also reveals that the hostile, though now uninterested hill is openly visible from all sides of the ruin, save for a narrow asphalt passage leading towards the town.

>>14040713
>gritty
come on, it's not like it was set in stone

>>14040726
Aaand d100 for action please!

rolled 20 = 20

>>14040726
Attempt to call my minions to me.

>>14040912
You call for your minions, and the ones that have been unearthed answer. roll 1d16 for the minions that rejoin you.

If 4 or more is rolled, we gain back the abilities in >>14040126

rolled 11 = 11

>>14040978

>>14041063
Ok then! You are now in posession of 11 of your old minions. They re-attach themselves back on you, lifting you up from the ground. The construction workers just stare at you. Not knowing how to react.

rolled 37 = 37

>>14041095

Bones are minerals, right? Can we command their skeletons to rip itself from their body and join us?

Rolling for this.

rolled 27 = 27

>>14041095
I attempt to make my superiority clear to them. They shall unearth my lost brethren and then destroy this delusional hill!

>>14041095
And it's time for me to get some sleep.
Stay tuned for tomorrow. Same stone board, same stone time. And most importantly: stay indigenous extrusive!

rolled 64 = 64

wave to them and try to dominate them - since you have no way of talking. If that fails, run for it.

I found the BBEG!

>>14041259
We must acquire the Macguffin to defeat the BBEG!

Archived on suptg. Stay igneous extrusive.

>I AM THE REASON YOUR ENTIRE PARTY IS DEAD!

I FELL, EVERYBODY DIED!