It'd be just as it is now.

Heueuheuehu.

>>13738218
You'ze not being orky enouf.

>>13738241

I'm telling you this thread sucks.

Or Orks are Bra-zillions, I'm unsure.

iz woud be off da BR? I reprt yeu HUEHUEHUEHUE variety.

>>13738212
In the grimdarkness of the forty-first millennium, there is only trolls.

>>13738248

That another question I would like answered.

da/k/ka
grea/tg/itz
/ko/mmandoz
/m/ekboyz

/adv/
>So therez this new shoota I'z tryin ta get, but I'z no good at teknikal whatsits. What'a I do?
>Jus' get more teef, that always works.
>ForeverMuckinAbout.jpg

/ck/
>Post tha best way of cookin a Eatin Squig.
>Use yer burna on it 'till it'z good and charred an use Squig Sauce.

/x/
>How does I talk ta Gork an Mork? If any of you gitz say ya can't I'll crump ya.

/sp/
>Da Orkland Raidaz made it to da playoffs again!
>WAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

>>13738326
Not him, but...
/m/
>Mekboy here. I'z got a pretty dead stompy gargant, How'z I make it even stompier
/mu/
>DA WARD ORKZ SHOULD BE USED MORE DEN WAAAAGH
>OI YA GET I'LL KILL YA FER DAT

>foreverhumie.jpeg

>>13738326
/int/
>Warboss Spinecrusha wood beat Warboss Metalbitz!
>WARBOSS METALBITZ WOOD BEAT ANY WARBOSS!

>/soc/

>365/B/Lorn IV

>Luhkin for a right an propa WAAAGH!!!

/int/
>Orks
>Green

>>13738430
>/int/
>Snakebites cannot Waaagh into Space.

/k/
>No gitz on /k/ eva been on a WAAAGH! before.
>Get more choppy for yer snazzgun.

/int/
>Dem Sneaky-Zoggin boyz (don't call 'em Blood Axes, they ain't) iz a disgrace ta everthin Orky.
>You'z just mad cuz we win more an' got tha best stuff.
>Look at tha stoopid Sneaky-Zoggin Boy, tha Bad Moons got more teef than you, tha Evil Sunz go fasta, and tha Goffs WAAAGH more.

/v/
>What'z betta, choppy or shooty?
>Shooty got no killy bitz haha.
>THERE'Z NO DAKKA ON /v/

>>13738440
I lol'd.

/a/
>Konichiwaaagh ^_____^

/tg/
>Orks playing Warhammer.

/vp/
>Show off ya flashy squigs
>Iz got da most squigs den any of ya gits
>Squiggy....I-Iz love ya~

/fa/
>What kinda 'Eavy Armor would make me tha killiest?

/o/
>I'z needin a new trukk, wot Mekboy should I get it from?

/jp/
>What kind ov incense do I burn ta make da Machine Spirit in my shoota happy?
>Praiz da Emperor

>>13738480
>What kind ov incense do I burn ta make da Machine Spirit in my shoota happy?

Is this supposed to be a reference to those portal threadsÉ

bestthreadontg.jpg

>>13738501

Brilliant.

>>13738501
No, it's supposed to be Orks following Imperial culture. The Admech think burning incense makes their machines happy.

Oi, we'ze outta arkive dis

>>13738467 Orks playing warhammer...

Mind blown.

>I'z can't dezide... does we play da' green wonz? Or da red wonz?

>Matt Waaaaaarghd is the squishiest brainboy eva'.

>Personly oi uses da' Goff's kodecks... s'shame da Orks is da only faction with codexes by clan.

how would /d/,/s/ or /e/ work for Orks?

>>13738595

>Matt Waaaaaarghd is only a grot who sucks up to the Bloodaxes. He even had them copying humie's tactiks.

>>13738610
It wouldn't, they're fungi

>>13738567
I already did ya git! Quit muckin about an' post more Orkchan!

/sci/
>Mekboy here, da Big Mek iz wantin new ideaz fer a Gargant, howz ya make da legz stompier?

>Orkz waz NOT made by da Brainboyz, deyz made in tha image of Gork and Mork! There'z no konklucive evadence of da brainboyz so they'z still just a theory!

/a/
>Choppyfags iz da cancer killin' da industry.
>Ya git, iz da stompyshit wot muckin' up evryfink.
>Kagami iz me WAAAAAAAGH-fu.

>/b/
>YOU IZ A WEEDY DUBLE GIT DAT A WEEDY GROT CUD KRUMP WIFF 'IS EYEES CLOSED
>YOU'Z ONE A DEM SQUISHY 'UMIES WOT WIFF ALL DA WORDZ
>YOU ASKIN FER A FOIGHT?
>OOOOH, WE GOTS AN INTANET 'ARD BOY
>DAT'S IT
>WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
>WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

>>13738615
Ehh, I dunno, he did a good job on tha Deathskullz, even though he did make 'em fasta than tha Evil Suns.

Don' get me started on hiz fluff writin though, what was 'e thinkin when Warboss Zorklar teamd up wit da shiny boyz?

>>13738610
/d/ - Dakka
/s/ - Shootas
/e/ - Depictions of partially covered shootas.

>/new/
>Da Imperium of Oomies is da best, ya gitz is some kooumnist jackwads

/r9k/
>Ya will neva be a boss.jpg
>Why cantz I hav me a good choppa? ;_;
>Anotha nob took all me teef todeh....
>Foreva a grot.jpg

/g/ - Gork
/m/ - Mork
oh how those boards hate eachother

/co/
> Oi! Any one of ya'z seen that new epizode of Gorkken Morkann last night?

>>13738734
pic here

/c/ - Spiky boyz takktikz
/e/ - Pointa earz takktikz
/i/ - Humiez takktikz
the takktikz are the same though (stompin' dem)

/emprah/ and /chaos/..... pic related

/co/

>Mah Runty Grot jen'er'al
>Needz anudda Hereticstuck thread
>ONE MO' SHOOTA ROOO'END WARP SPIDEY GIT GROTSAUDA JUS MAD CUZ CUZ 'IZ OWN SHOOTA DONE GOT BLOWN UP

/tv/

>DA SQUIQQSONS HAS BEEN DEAD 'ARD TO ME SINCE SEA-SUN EOIGHT
>NU UH YOUZ STUPID, ANYONE STILL WATCH'N IT AFTA SIX IS A DAFT GROT

/co/
>My Little Squig: WAAAAAAGH is Magic

>>13738688
>Go back to to /emprah/ ya gitz!

/wg/
>WAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

>/new/
>Iz a Kaos conspriacu. Conscripacy. Conthricapicasyin. GORK DAMMIT IT KAOS IS MUCKING ABOUT.

>/v/
>Choppy boyz [spoila] haz no dakka [/spoila]

/soc/
>EVERY GIT: post ya shoota
>MEKBOYZ: rate 'em.

>>13738930
>Kaos is always mukkin about! Dey have a God faggot who mucks aboot all day!

>RAGE
>PUNCH THROUGH TC/IP.
>WAAAAAGH

>/b/ - Muckin About

>Lootin thread
>Post yer choppa
>333 tells me wot to name me squig

bump

/an/
>Mai squig is lokin funny wut do?
>kook em, an get anotha

No /gif/.

All images are always .gifs

Also: A very lenient Captcha.

far too much dakka to continue

>>13739397

>>13738212
I waaaagh on dis squig
squig hissan at me shoota

wat it liok to hold one of em pointey eard humies in ur klaw?

>/a/
>Oi Gitz new Blech is out
>WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
>WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
>Da Hart
>WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
>Too much Choppa needs more dakka
>In Blech no boy ever dies
>Aizangh is da biggest and badest
>NO ICHIWAAAAGH IS DA BIGGEST
>WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
>Freebooter Mango iz better ya stupid Gitz!
>WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

The subsector closed in fortnights

>k

>Boltah thread, Post ya loot. InB4 'Umieshit.

>/v/
>hummie servitor boys have no WAAAAGH
>he still uses waaaagh laughin_sisters_of_battle.png
>inferior organic peasants, necron master race was here
>Shiny boys are deaaaaaaaaaaaad
>sage reported for no waaaaagh

>>13739475
>In Blech no boy ever dies
Dat's so dey can have annuver go, see

Sues iz nevah beaten in battle

>>13739475

>Shinigami=Boys
>Hummies=Hummies
>Hollows=Kaos Boys
>Arrancar=Spiky Marines
>Vizard=Space Marines
>Soul King=Empra
>Aizen=Gork
>Ichigo=Mork

I have to say... this sounds quite good.

I propoze we keepz dis up as loong as posibl

All hail da grea/tg/itz!!

>>13739528

>OI! Everyboy knowz dat Aizen is Mork an' Ichigo iz Mor-


>The Deceiver.


>ZOGGIN' SHINY BOYZ.

>>13739543

U SO MAD GIT

NEVER A BOSS

FOREVER A GROT.jpg.png.tiff.tga.nec

>>13739585

NOB AZ FUCK

Sum boyz betta arkiv dis ere thred. Itz da mozt orkiest fing on /tg/

>>13739475
... this whole thread's gone so far into the stupid zone, I don't even care anymore. It's too fun to ruin with the brain.

>>13739613

>Brainz

You Zog >implying you zaw a brainz boy? soundz to me like youz nothinf but a sneaky troll

Hey Fucking Xenos

My name is Inquisitor John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day shooting shit and shiting up Imperial space. You are everything bad in the Divine Emperors Galaxy. Honestly, have any of you ever venerated the God Emperor at all? I mean, I guess it's fun being giant green idiots who fire loudly in the air and are scared of loud noises, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than chaos worshippers jerking it to Tau drawn pictures

Don't be a heretic. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the fscrumball team, and starter on my chainsword dueling club. What sports do you play, other than "being a blight to the galaxy"? I also burn heretics and mutants all the time. I also have a banging hot Bolter (it just purged some filthy heretics; Shit was SO EMPRHA!).

You are impling orks are not 4chan.... Why is up not down?
I R CUFUZED!

>>13739650

obivious grot iz obivious

how do eet archive diz?

GorkyMorky srehd

>>13739650
WAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

>>13738986
>PUNCH THROUGH TC/IP.
>mfw I realise orks might actually be able to do that

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

write the rules of Orkspeak please

zer is rooles?

>>13739806

Only insomuch as Calvinball has rules.

>>13739650
ahaha, excellent

>>13739785
Just write, you gitz. Orkz iz made to be rokkin.

>captcha: afternoon witainge

Wot iz witainge? Sum 'ummies? WAAAAAAAAGH!!!

/s/hootas

> Dem's sum reel dakka shootaz, but me burna iz da orky-est!
> GET DAT CHOPPA OFFA 'EAR DIS IZ FO SHOOTAZ

>>13739879
/s/hootas
YOU WANT TO WAAAGH YOU LOSE

/b/
Nakit pictures of grots.

>>13739888
weerdboi ditect'd

quick photoshop. Too lazy to shoop the text.

>>13739911
>implying orks wouldnt stick to the superior old style with frames

>My post iz biggest, so I'z da boss!

Diz threed iz gonna die.

>sadork.jpg

>greentext iz best!

>youz will neva be da biggest an da strongest

sadork.jpg

/c/hoppas
/t/orrents in 4chan - /loot/an in orkchan
/cgl/ - DUZ DIZ SISTAH O BATTLE SUIT MAKE ME LOOK FAT
/fit/ - I'm a grot, 'ow do I gro to an ork?
/po/ in 4chan - /mo/ - metalcraft and metallurgy in orkchan
/i/ - lookit wot I made wit humie blood
/ic/ - MORK ZOGGIN GORK YOU'Z MUCKIN' ABOUT

>Oi grea/tg/itz! We'z gunna be fightin' dem Tau boyz soon. 'Ere's dere boyz.

>Leada Boyz
>Shas'el - TL Missul Podz, Targettin' Array - 78

>Nobz - 318
>2 Krisis Sootz - TL Missul Podz, Targettin' Array - 106
>2 Krisis Sootz - TL Missul Podz, Targettin' Array - 106
>2 MORE Krisis Sootz - TL Missul Podz, Targettin' Array - 106

>Boyz - 290
>6 Fire Boyz - Devulfish, Disrupshun Pod - 145
>6 Fire Boyz - Devulfish, Disrupshun Pod - 145

>Big Shootas - 310
>'Amma'ead - Railshooty, 2 Burst Kannins, Disrupshun Pod - 155
>'Amma'ead - Railshooty, 2 Burst Kannins, Disrupshun Pod - 155

>Dey's got room fer a few squadz of dem Kroot boyz, but I'z not sure 'ow many.

>Kan youz grea/tg/itz fink of a gud army to krump 'em wif?

I'm thinking of startin my own WAAAAGH.

We all wear dis zoot suits and look like dah boss.

Wat fink?

>>13741507
Dat boy izn't green. Wot da Zog?

>>13741525
Itz paint ya git!

>>13739749
Paging drawfag, lulz imminent

>>13741498
>Needs moar dakka! Anyone else worship the Onmissah here?

>>13744006
We' got a shiny metal git here! KRUMP HIM!

(UZER WOZ KRUMPED FER DAT POST)