I am the boss.

So that's what you do during every war?

No doubt

>>13561058

So who are you?

I'm the boss.

>>13561156
You chop your arm off and become a Dreadnought?

Hell yeah.

And there was something about fisting a swarm lord?

Nope!

And this is why /tg/ is the best board on 4chan.

YOU MOTHERFUCKERS CAN'T STOP ME CAUSE I'M ON A ZOAT

Orks, shootin at my command squad. Hide your 'nids, hide you scouts, cause they waaghin everybody out there.

>>13561279
I'm on a zoat, motherfucker, take a look at me

>>13561308
Rampagin' with Collossus through the galaxy

>>13561328
Pick it up, somebody, I'm runnin' out fast!

WHERE THE HELLS MY BADAB WAR PART 2?!

I NEED TO KNOW HOW HURON GETS BEATEN BY THE STAR PHANTOMS SO I CAN MAKE A DIORAMA OF IT, PLUS EVERY FRICKIN BODY GIVES CONFLICTING CHAPTER COLORS, AND I NEED TO KNOW WHAT THEIR CAP LOOKS LIKE TOO

LIKE A BOSS

Take an pict-cap, trick,
I'm on a zoat, bitch
I'm eatin' Tau biomass because it's so crisp

To all the fellas out there with ork to impress
It's easy to do just follow these steps

1, cut a hole in a box
2, put your power fist in that box
3, make the ork open the box
And that's the way you do it

It's my power fist in a box

>>13561361
Gotta put something about eating the Squats in there, that's essential

Actually I'm pretty sure you did

>Made my involve save

Some cultist once said that heresy is a many funny things
I know there's a perfect God out there for me, 'cause I see it in my dreams

Tzeentch girl, you're my fantasy
you're my only type
of heresy
My God!

Wake up in the morning feeling like P. Smurf.
Grab my Power fists, I'm out the door, I'm gonna hit this city
Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of arsenic.
'Cause when I leave for the night, I ain't coming back

I'm talking pedicure on our seals.
Trying on all our armour.
Nids blowing up our phones.
Drop-Pods playing our favorite hymns
Pulling up to the battles.
Trying to get a little bit frisky.

Don't stop, make it pop
Chronus, blow my enemies up.
Tonight, I'mma fight
'Til we see the sunlight
Tick tock on the clock
But the battle don't stop, no

Don't stop, make it pop
Chronus, blow my enemies up.
Tonight, I'mma fight
'Til we see the sunlight
Tick tock on the clock
But the battle don't stop, no

3/10, nice ideas but it doesn't rhyme

Wasn't trying to rhyme in all honesty.

>>13561580
wtf, that isn't Lonely Island at all!

I WANT TO BE THE VERY BEST

LIKE NO EMPIRE EVER WAS

TO KILL THEM IS MY REAL TEST

TO RE-EDUCATE THEM IS MY CAUSE

I WILL TRAVLE ACROSS THE STARS

SEARCHING FAR AND WIDE

THESE GUE'LA TO UNDERSTAND

THE WARP PRESENCE THAT'S INSIIIIIDDDEEE

GREATER GOOD, IT'S YOU AND ME

I KNOW IT'S OUR DESTINY

GREATER GOOD

OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH YOUR MY BEST FRIEND

IN A PATH WE MUST DEFEND

GREATER GOOD

SHOW THEM WHAT'S TRUE

OUR SHAS'LA WILL PULL US THROUGH

YOU SERVE ME AND ILL RULE YOU

GREAT

ER

GOOD

GATTA RULE 'EM ALL

GREATERGOOD

YES. PLZ.

>involve save

>>13561728
>thereisnoimagemacroforwhatiamfeeling.tiff
>inbefore somebody posts thereisnoimagemacroforwhatiamfeeling.jpg
>no, my feelings are such that only an uncompressed tiff will sufficiently express my feelings.

>>13561728
FUCK YOU NOW I HAVE TO PLAY TAU

>>13561728

I WANNA BE
DA BIGGEST BOSS
LIKE NO WUN EVVA WUZ
TO SNATCH 'EM
WIV JUST WUN TOSS
DEN USE DEM FUR ME KAUSE

I WILL TRAVEL
'KROSS DA GROUND
STOMPIN' FAR AN' WIDE
USIN' SQUIGS
I FIND AROUND
FOR DA DAKKA INSIDE!

POKESQUIGZ!
IT'Z YOUZE AN' ME
I KNOW IT'Z ME DESTINY
POKESQUIGZ!
YOU'ZE ME SKUMGROD...
NOW ZOG OFF YA STOOPID SOD!
POKESQUIGS!
A PAIR SO TUFF
OUR DAKKA WILL BE ENUFF,
BASH 'EM 'ARD,
AN’ BASH 'EM RUFF!

POK-E-SQUIGS!

GOTTA BASH 'EM ALL!!!

>>13561341
I want part 2 as well.
Not for the rules.
Not for the Star Phantoms
Or the The Astral Claws
Or Mantis.

No. The reason why I want it is a very small and simple one.

SPACE SHARKKKKKKS!

archiving a motherfuckin epic thread

>>13561058
source of the mini/conversion .jpg (with out the shitty background and shit).

Stitched together for greater justice

I kissed a heretic and I liked it.
The taste of her sweet chocolate lips
I kissed a heretic just to try it.
I hope the Emperor don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean I committed heresy
I kissed a heretic and I liked it
I liked it

>>13567228

looks like it's partially based on the dead guy from Space Hulk Third Edition

>>13567360
It is. The head is from the Sanguaniry Guard or a bretonnian Knight kit, I think.

>>13565406
this, a thousand times this

>>13565434

Space Sharks may be cool but I AM IRON MANNNNN!!!!!

>For blabitle
Even captcha wants more!

Just had sex (slaanesh)

This is gloriously epic

Minotaurs! Fucking up ultramarines for shits and giggles#
-for the High Lords of Terra!
Badab 2, 'would you like a scoop of dark with that mista?'