>>13548121

>>13548121

I don't have a problem with MY anger. I have a problem with OTHER PEOPLE'S anger. It makes them irrational. How do I stop them getting angry?

Also, Coffee may not be the best idea.

inb4 all those yellow guys who seem to hate the idea of managing anger in non-bloody ways.

>>13548164
ARE YOU CALLING ME YELLOW?!?!?!?!?!?!

>>13548187

>>13548163
Oh, don't worry, we have regular and decaf.
Can you tell me if these people have anything in common when their anger strikes them?
>>13548187
Mr. Hellfist, please, no one's calling you anything. Remember, breathe... breathe...

I don't know what you're talking about, I can be very calm DID YOU JUST FUCKING POKE ME? I AM GOING TO TEAR YOUR THROAT OUT AND SHIT DOWN IT!

>>13548219

>>13548227
Would you like to share with the group, Charles? I know you had a problem during the week and I think we all can learn from it.

>>13548226
In common? Yes, they lose the capacity for logic and reason.

>>13548262
Any idea what the cause of their anger might be?

>>13548237

>>13548269
No, I was speaking in general terms.

>>13548294

>>13548302
But you came here for a reason, right?
>>13548294
>>13548237
Do I need to separate you two?

>>13548244


Yeah, okay, I have something I want to get off my chest.

So, I'm just chilling out in the tavern, minding my own business, waiting for the rest of the party to show up, when some dumb drunk bastard starts looking at me funny. I try to ignore it, but this guy decides he wants to start trouble. He comes over, and starts calling me all sorts of things, hellspawn, devilfucker, same bullshit I've heard a thousand times.

Now, I've been trying to take what I'm learning here to heart, and one of the lessons was "Avoid conflict." So I decide to just stand up and walk out of the bar.

THIS DUMB FUCK HEADBUTTS ME! Doesn't punch, doesn't kick, he fucking headbutts me. Of course, he goes down like a sack of wet shit with a cracked skull, but now everyone in the tavern is looking at me like Orcus jumped out of my ear.

Long story short, I get chased out of town. AGAIN. So yeah, I guess you could say that this past weekend has been stressful.

>>13548315

>>13548338

>>13548362

>>13548324
Well, see now, you did the right thing. You tried to walk away from a hostile situation, and he pressed you with violence. It's unfortunate that you were chased out of town, but that they did it so readily, odds are they were just looking for an excuse to do it anyway.

There is nothing wrong with what you did. Good work Charles, you've definitely progressed.

And I'll speak to the town watch about the bounty for you.

But how are you feeling now, looking back at the situation?

>>13548370
.......you call that style?


THIS IS STYLE!

I came back from the dead, just so I could be here.

>>13548434
Um, well, I'm sure we all appreciate you being here.

FUCK YOUR SHIT! KILL MAIM BURN! KILL MAIM BURN!

>>13548317
A reason? Well, yeah, I wanted to know if you could tell me how to BECOME angry. I wanna become an Evangelist.

>>13548461
I can help you with that.

>>13548386

I guess I'm just desensitized to it all. I resent it, but I don't feel motivated to change people's perceptions about me. No matter what I do, people will look at me and see a monster, born legacy of bloodshed and evil. Women scream, children cry, and men sharpen their weapons every time I walk into a town. Just once, just once, I'd like someone to look at me and smile. Just once, I'd like to meet someone that looked past the horns, the fangs, and the tail and accept me for it.

I feel a lot better now.

>>13548461
You... have a problem with being unable to express your anger? Well, that's something that needs treatment too. Can you share anything with the group that might help?
>>13548451
Now Mr. Betrayer, I know you aren't happy about being here, but... I believe it was your girlfriend? Insisted. Please, keep an open mind here. You just might learn something.

Ah, somebody... somebody please switch his coffee with decaf.

>>13548478
oh god what are you doing
why did you bring
fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

>>13548478

The fuck was that?

... The fuck is this?

>>13548502
You really don't want to do that, the last time I tried to take something away from him I spent six hours in the medicae; this entire arm is augmentic now.

>>13548534
>>13548478

What he said.

>>13548534
Anger management. Would you like to introduce yourself to the group and share?
>>13548496
Well, Charles, you came to the right place. Because we aren't gathered here because of horns or tails or tentacles, even though some of us might have those. We are gathered here because of a mutual problem, to help eachother.

I'm glad you came tonight, Charles. I think we've all learned something here. Let's all have a round of applause for him, shall we?

>Proceeds to clap.

>>13548561
Hm... well, hopefully he'll remember why he's here and calm down.

>>13548534
omg

omgomg

...I have not seen you on here in ages. Either I've been lookin' in the wrong threads, or...
Belated or not, welcome back.

>>13548565

No.

>>13548534
Uncalibrated.

>>13548502

AN OPEN MIND?! FUCK YOU! I MIGHT AS WELL STRIP DOWN AND GREASE UP MY ASSHOLE SINCE I HAVE TO STAY IN THE SAME ROOM WITH YOU FAGGOTS!

>>13548565
>Proceeds to golf clap.

>>13548581

Lurking, EVE, Dark heresy, and Guilty Gear.

>>13548588
Alright, well, please come in and have a seat.
>>13548563
And you as well, sir, would you like to share?

>>13548496
Some of us like our guys a bit different. You're gonna do just fine.

No, really, I'm fucking calm. Let me outta this place, you assmaster.

Meesa think yous should all calms down nows.

Also, yousa all hearin meesa voice in your brains nows.

>>13548613
>assmaster
I actually lol'd.

>>13548606

I was killed four times and then my clone line was discontinued by a disgruntled inquisitor.

Before that, I beat a xeno so hard he joined the Inquisition as a conscript.

>>13548589
Does this upset you a lot?
>>13548596
Well, I'm glad you came, Kharn. Hopefully we'll have another breakthrough with you soon.

>>13548621

"Meesa" thinks I'm going to stab you if you keep talking like that.

Sorry, sorry, think happy thoughts, think happy thoughts, puppies, kittens, nice girls lalalalala

>>13548612

Oh, I've heard that before. She was only into me because of my bloodline. I don't want my heritage to be a factor in a relationship, I want to be valued as a person, not a set of physical characteristics.

>>13548596
Hey. Hey Kharn.

Yeah. You're a faggot.

>>13548627

I traveled through time, had adventures in hell, lost me memory twice, had no less than two secret identities and then I died and come back as a ghost in a cowboy hat to haunt the soul of the same xeno and helped turn him into a full-time member of the Inquisition.

Did I mention I ate nachos? Those were fucking delicious.

I'm having a rough week doc. It seems like nobody can get close to me.

WHY ARE WE NOT KILLING YET?
WHY MUST I WASTE TIME TALKING WHEN I COULD BE DRENCHED IN BLOOD AND SLAUGHTER?

>>13548679

Come on, don't bait the guy, he's had a hard time since Angron got set back to the Warp.

>>13548613
If you don't have any anger problems, you'll be fine staying with us a bit longer.
>>13548621
Oh, Mr. Binks, you made it. Well, you aren't too late, I suppose I can still sign the court card.
>>13548627
Welcome to the group. I hope you learn something while you're here.
>>13548638
It's okay, Charles, we all know the way he talks can get on people's nerves sometimes. As I recall, that's part of the reason why he's here. Just remember that he can't help it, it's a trait of his that he had no say in.
>>13548661
Good, you are expressing your position clearly, without anger or violence.

>>13548721
>court card

Okay, now I'm curious.

>>13548679

YOU LITTLE SHIT! I'M GOING TO SHOVE MY BOOT SO FAR UP YOUR ASS YOUR GOING TO HAVE TO UNTIE MY LACES TO BRUSH YOUR GOD DAMN TEETH!

>removes cloak

..

I'm a howling banshee. Yeah

>>13548721
Shut the fuck up, you cocksucking, donut-punching, jizzdribbling rumpwrangler. I'm going to RAPE YOUR FUCKING FAMILY TO DEATH.
Er, I mean, I'm kind of busy.

>>13548679
Please! This is not the place to antagonize one and other. And it certainly won't help you to be picking fights here anyway.
>>13548693
Welcome to the group, we're all glad to have you.
Have you had any episodes you'd like to share?
>>13548701
If you mean physically, you could either cover or turn off the fan...
But if you have an episode you'd like to share, please, go ahead. You'll feel better.
>>13548704
I believe it is because a... Lord Change? levied a grievance against you and you were mandated anger management as a part of your sentence.

>>13548751

Actually I'm an entire set of assassin in a Vindicare costume.

>>13548747
You're all talk and no workshop. Pathetic.

Come at me, then.

>>13548790

I believe it's a Lord of Change. And from what I heard, he shoved his chainaxe somewhere very impolite.

>>13548744
It's his story to share when he feels comfortable.
>>13548747
Please, calm down, remember why you're here!
>>13548751
You don't sound to thrilled about that.
>>13548760
Why does being here frustrate you so much?

>>13548751
HEY.

HEY.

YOU. YEAH YOU. IS THAT ARMOR ON YOUR TITS, OR ARE YOU JUST HAPPY TO SEE ME?

>>13548790
FUCKING FAGGOT NIGGER DID WHAT?
RRRRRRARGHUG,rnlz tkl,yhsxzr5 l098yzi
BREAK THEIR BAAACKS

HI, IDIOT.

THE ONLY REASON I'M HERE TODAY IS TO REMIND ALL OF YOU HOW MUCH I COMPLETELY FUCKING DESPISE EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU. I SINCERELY HOPE TO SEE EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU DIE HORRIBLY, BECAUSE YOU ARE ALL A COMPLETE WASTE OF GENETIC MATERIAL.

THANK YOU. NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP.

I just... I hate how powerless I feel. I don't want to sound like I'm insulting the program, because it's done wonders, but how useful is deep breathing and "avoiding confrontation" when a pack of random freaks are charging you down? Just last week, my friend Jop'vief was burned to death by a fireball! A FREAKING FIREBALL! WHAT DID WE EVER DO TO YOU! HUH? I- *gah* gotta calm down, gotta calm down! dark, closed spaces! Dark, closed, spaces...

So did I like come to the right place?
Also what's with the Halloween costumes?

*drinks White Russian*

>>13548854

>>13548815
That'd be the reason, yes. Also something about vandalism.
>>13548831
Ah, little girl, are you sure you should be here?
>>13548747
>>13548799
Gentlemen, please! There is a child present!

>>13548827
Because FUCK YOU, shrink. All you shrinks are faggots, anyways. If I become a faggot, I'll fucking rip out your liver with a pair of tongs THROUGH YOUR FUCKING VAGINA, got that?

.>>13548790

TURN OFF THE FAN?! WHY DON'T YOU TURN OFF YOUR FAN YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE. I SHOULD BLOW YOU INTO SOME SPIKES FOR TALKING TO ME LIKE THAT.

>>13548831

They aren't real.

>>13548827

... Yes It's very manly, being mistaken for a woman was bad enough. Now I dress like one due to my training.

>this thread

>>13548894
Technically they are.

>>13548799

OH ITS ON NOW YOU BIG RED NIGGER! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU IN HALF!

>>13548831
Hey there little girl with freaky eyes and no nose, what's this place again?

>>13548836
Now, now, you're here, you're serving your time, and at the end of the session, I'll sign off on your court card. You'll be one down and... 39 more to go.
>>13548860
Alright, calm down, calm down... it's okay, you're safe here.
It sounds like you were being attacked, and, in that case, you should defend yourself. That's not you losing control of your anger, it's you preserving your life and those of your loved ones. We have plenty of people here with experience who can help you learn to defend yourself when these things happen.

But for now, you're safe. Alright? You're safe.
>>13548864
No... that's down the hall, third door on the left.
>>13548872
Is dealing with your anger so terrible?
Or is it admitting that you even have a problem?

>>13548932

Ummm, you're called the dude right? I think the bowling tournament is down the hall, on the left.

>>13548661
Come on, it's the same as reckoning a girl has a nice body; people notice physical characteristics first. Doesn't always have to be about the bloodline.

>>13548871
Yes! Doctor! You need to help me!

I can't stop trolling!

>>13548827

Uh huh.

>>13548946

I think I should rephrase that, I understand that I get judged by appearance first, but she was only into me BECAUSE of my looks, such as they are. I want to be into someone for reasons deeper than that.

Hey Walter!
Get the fuck over here I think I found the place!

>>13548889
Calm down, calm down. We're here to help you. What solutions have you already tried?
Have you tried letting people approach you from... the side?
>>13548894
Well, that's understandable frustration. How long will you have to dress like that?
>>13548915
*Sigh

>>13548854
But...
...you had to read through the thread to find us.

Hello everybody...

...there's this little girl that i sometimes meet during my rounds...I've always been polite and civil towards her, but whenever I pass by she starts shouting at the top of her lungs comments about my...thinning problem...and tries to bludgeon me with that giant anchor of hers! What do I do?

>>13548941
Your fucking smug bullshit with your glasses and your pens and pads telling me I have anger issues, WELL FUCK YOU.
Bitch TOTALLY HAD IT COMING, I HOPE SOMEBODY RAPES HER WITH A CHAINSAW.
If you'll excuse me, I'm going to go headbutt the nurse.

>>13548972
You are afforded the same respect.
>>13548947
Try posting pictures of puppies or kittens for a bit.

>>13548831
I'm happy to see you.

>>13548985
Clearly you let her bludgeon you with the giant anchor. Once her rage has been worked out of her system, it'll be fine.

I'm sure you'll only be mildly permanently crippled in the process.

>>13548997

Lies, I never get any kind of respect.

>>13548915
My work here is done.

I'll be outside, Kharn. Let's see if you actually have enough masculine protrusions to come alone. Or if you need someone to hold your hand, again.

>>13549003

Ugh, the Sexual Deviants Anonymous is two doors down to the right.

FUCK THESE MORTAL STRESS BALLS! I NEED SOMETHING FLESHY TO REND AND DRINK THE BLOOD OF.
YOU CAN'T DENY ME MY SPECIAL DIET, YOU CUNTING KIKE FAGGOTRON

>>13548979

Well I have no neck. I can only see people that are in front of me.

>>13548976
Well, you've got a good line on scoring d'aww-points, so you should do well enough anyway.

>>13548985
You should probably call child services. It sounds like she isn't being raised in a positive environment.
>>13548991
... I think we've found the cause...

>>13548941
Well, that means a lot. The thing is, the fighting isn't even the worst part. What REALLY steams me up is that almost EVERY TIME I see somebody, they act as if we kobolds had a big floating "Kill me" sign over our heads! What's with that? I would feel better if Jop'vief had died in battle, but he was out gathering firewood! I still see it whenever I close my eyes... He had an entire armload of kindling with him when that wizard found him. The look on his face as he turned around to the sound of "hey! Here's another one! And he's even carried his own funeral pyre! Now isn't THAT convenient!" I can't stand it!

>>13549029

Oh, shit, that sounds like Steve. Yeah, he's an asshole.

>>13549003
Anti PedoBear field: ON

>>13548977
Dude I told I don't got any fucking problems and I sure as hell don't need to see a shrink!

Could everyone just overreacting?

>>13549025
WHAT, I'M A FAG NOW?
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF I KNEW YOU SHITGARGLING COCKSMITHS WOULD DO THIS SHIT.
AND I'M NOT EVEN CANNIBALIZING THE NURSE LIKE -SOME-PEOPLE, DESPITE THE URGES. YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD.

>>13549010
It sounds like it's time for some hug therapy. Charles? Are you up for it?
>>13549011
Kharn, if you go outside and fight him I'll have to tell your girlfriend! You agreed to this, remember?
>>13549016
You may need to move up to medicine balls...
>>13549018
Mirrors?
>>13549029
Your anger is perfectly legitimate. You are being persecuted, and you don't deserve it! So, the question is, in what constructive way can you face this issue?

>>13549035

>>13548914

You're full of it, Monkey.

>>13549035

>my face

Dear anger management:

Y'all mon'keigh lacking superior Eldar emotion control.

That is all.

WAIT. THIS ISN'T ABOUT PERFORMING MANAGERIAL TASKS WHILE ANGRY?
DAMMIT, I'M IN THE WRONG ROOM. WHO THE FUCK WOULD WANT TO MANAGE THEIR ANGER, ANGER IS LIKE THE BEST EMOTION THERE IS, BESIDES CRUSHING, TERRIFIED DESPAIR. AND THAT ONE'S ONLY GOOD IF SOMEONE ELSE IS FEELING IT.

>>13549067

Ehhh, I don't do well with close physical contact....

>>13549067
THEY FUCKING POPPED. WHAT THE DICK FUCK NOW, SHITDRIBBLER?

>>13549067

Horns are indicative of daemonhood and daemonhood is heresy.

>>13549034
You know him? Where is he? When I get my claws on him I- no, no, violence solves nothing, right? Yeah, right, okay. Well, at least I'm not the only guy who has a problem with this "Steve."

>>13549065
Listen, if you will just admit, out loud, that you have a problem, you can leave for the night. But I'll expect you back next week.
>>13549039
Oh, yes, welco-
>>13549035
Oh my...

>>13549088

Weren't you looking after Tzeentchnette's and Doom's baby?

>>13549039
Overreacting?

Walter you fucking pulled out fucking gun out again and got us kicked from the league.

No Walter, you don't tiny outbursts you have fucking issues man that need to be worked on.

>>13549067
Well, that's the million silver question, isn't it? What CAN I do? What can ANY of us do?

>>13549089
What of it, my friend?

>>13549089

I AM NOT A FUCKING DEMON, DEVIL, OR ANY OTHER SHIT THAT'S CRAWLED OUT OF HELL!

Dammit, that button still works.....

>>13549081
>>13549083
HEY, ELDAR BITCHES, WANNA SEE WHY BLOOD IS THE BEST LUBRICANT?
BLOOD.
SKULLS.
KILL, MAIM, BURN!
RRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGH

>>13549107

Horns? Check.
Not human? Check.

Damn, I miss my flamer...

>>13549081
>>13549078
>my face when your face

>>13549108

>>13549123
AND NOW I SLEEP.

>>13549092

Doc, I've got a problem.

I've been turned into a stickfigure catgirl.

And I can't help but be derp.

>>13549097
WHERE IS THE BLOOD I WAS PROMISED?!
WHO DIES FIRST?!

>>13549127
DON'T PROVOKE ME, FLESHY THING.

>>13549090

Well, he's not an asshole to me, (mostly because he likes the current state of his throat) but he does shit like what he did to your friend all the time.

>>13549084
Are you sure, Charles? If you're uncomfortable, you don't have to, but at some point and time you're going to have to take that step.
>>13549083
It's for those who's anger is hurting them, and those around them.
>>13549089
How can you expect to be respected if you won't respect others?
>>13549090
Well, this could be good. Confronting Steve might help you a lot. With appropriate anti-magic warding and some back-up.
>>13549102
Well, you need to fight back against the hate, to build awareness that you are a living, thinking creature, that ought naught to be slaughtered on sight.

>This thread

>>13549155

That's a damn good question. Why the fuck aren't you looking after my grandson?

>>13549166

It's in the manual, don't respect those that are different.

>>13549166

Yeah, I'm sure. I haven't banished those personal demons, no pun intended. I'd be more than willing to back up our little kobold friend though when he confronts Steve though.

>>13549107
Hey buddy, it's okay. I know how you feel.
You know, I think we could get along. I know a bunch of guys who would love to make friends with you, and I'm sure this "steve" guy is more likely to listen to me if you're nearby...
Yeah, this could work!

>>13549166
LET ME KILL THEM!
MUST KILL... MUST KILL!
FUCKING IMPLANTS!

>>13549098
Dude,it wasn't my fault.

I did not watch my buddies die face down in the muck and come back here, so that people and their goddamn political correctness would get all upset when I get justifiably angered over A RULES VIOLATION!

>>13549108

No... I'd rather not soil my witch blade with yours either

Please stare at picture.

>>13549193

Are you going to follow the manual your whole lif- wait, I'm talking to a Krieger....

>>13549108
Calm down, calm down!
>>13549112
Stop antagonizing him! This isn't the place for that.
>>13549135
Well, that's not really an anger issue, but you could probably just draw yourself in a different manner...
I'm not sure how stickfigure people work.
>>13549159
Well it sounds like spending time with this man will not help people's perception of you, if he is indeed such an... well an ass.

>>13549223

It's a long story, but I've found that sticking to the manual means living longer.

>>13549219
WHEN WE SCREAM "CRACK THEM IN HALF!" AND "SPLIT THEM OPEN!" WE AREN'T TALKING ABOUT OUR AXES.
ALSO YOU HAVE A PRETTY MOUTH THAT I WOULD LIKE TO DESTROY.

>>13549193

Don't make me kill you again, mon-keigh.

>>13549227

Oh no, I don't actively spend time with Steve, but in our line of work, you meet certain personalities that stick. Steve happens to be one of those people, for all the wrong reasons.

>>13549236

What?

Me and a few hundred of my fellow Slaaneshi Sister of Battle just got back from a huge Kill, Torture, and Rape orgy. Slaanesh was kind enough to give me demonic gifts. Now people look at me weird. What wrong with them?

>>13549239

You didn't kill me, just heavily wounded me and messed up my face, it was the Callidus throwing my drug-ridden body into molten slag that got me.

>>13549236

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY GRANDKID, YOU WINDBAG?

>>13549188
...What?
>>13549193
Well, until you learn to respect others, you can start expecting respect in return. But for now... I respect you. I do. That's why I want to help you. Alright?
>>13549201
That's very good of you, Charles. Especially since you're already familiar with Steve.
See, Tuckey? You're safe here. You have friends that care, and will help you.
>>13549216
You're here because you're anger is controlling you. You don't have to ignore it, but I do want you to be able to direct it in a more constructive manner. Tell, me, how do you think you can work out your anger?
>>13549217
Would you like to tell everyone exactly what happened?

>>13549259
>>13549253
Hey would you two shut the fuck or get a room?
We're having a serious conversation over here

>>13549253
YOU HEARD ME, ELF.
RIGHT OUT YOUR UPPER BACK THROUGH THE NECK.
>>13549256
*SNIFF*
SLAANESHI WHORES!
GUT THEM! GUT THEM ALL!
BLOOD! AHAHAHAHAHA! BLOOD!!

>>13549281

That makes sense, I guess.

Oh, hello there, heaven's there are a lot of fresh faces in group today and, oh dear, none of the old faces. This isn't Alcoholics Anonymous at all, is it? OH OF COURSE, it's a sunday. I'm so dreadfully sorry. Still, look at you all, in here, talking things out, trying to better yourself. It gives me a nice, warm tingly twinge somewhere between my navel and my groin. Well I'm off, keep up the good work you lovely people.

>>13549281
BY DRINKING THE BLOOD FROM THE HEARTS OF MY ENEMIES!
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR HIS THRONE! SOULS FOR THE SOUL EATER!

Someone please give me the patience not to hunt down everything ever born.

>>13549295
You too buddy!

>>13549281
So anyway it started like, uh fuck me maybe three weeks ago?

Anyway me and the dude are in the preliminaries for the bowling tourney and THEN THIS ONE ASSHOLE KEEPS STEPPING OVER THE GODDAMN FUCKING LINE and don't get me started on this one pederast. So I end pulling my gun out like this...

I'm totally fine as long as nobody touches my servo-skull...

WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST SAY!?

>>13549324
Oh, my.
This is an unexpected... pleasure.

>>13549295
The only blood and guts spilled will be yours, you waste of breath! You could be living a life of unlimited pleasure, but NO! You have to run around with a giant butterknife screaming like a maniac!

Hmm... Need another toy...

>>13549295

I'll destroy you

>>13549256

And you as well, Quass, should either of you take a step closer. aIam SuinMure, aual marg Quass.

>>13549354
Blood?
Blood.
Blood!
BLOOD!
KILL, KILL!

>>13549360
YOUR RESISTANCE ONLY GIVE ME MORE LUBRICANT, ELF.

>>13549354
ENGULF THEM IN PAIN! I AM INVINCIBLE!

Urgh, another group therapy shot to hell by the Khornates and the Slanneshis fighting.

>>13549360
SAY, ARE YOU MALE OR FEMALE, ANYWAYS?
I LIKE TO KNOW BEFORE SPILLING MEAT EVERYWHERE.

>>13549360
*takes a step closer*
Now now. No need to get violent with me,yet. I can make things pleasurable for both of us. But lets rid ourselves of Khornate, shall we?

>>13549385
Well, it's a change from last time. Remember that thing with the tech-heresy and that one magos with flamer-I mean, welder mechandendrites?

>>13549341
Yeah, yeah, funny. Fuck off, I'm too annoyed to quake in my boots over the big bad daemon.

>>13549385
JOIN ME IN GLORIOUS BLOODSHED, MY DAEMON KIN!

>>13549385
Um, You know these guys too? They Scare me... Charles, what do I do? Why can I never get away from these tall people and their random KILLING?! WHY!? AAAAHHHAAA!! *sniff* BAAAAAWWWW!

Is that Berserker... flirting?

>>13549399

Oh yeah, didn't we have to get the Grey Knights to break that up? Quick, what's their number, we need an exorcism in....here..... dammit.

>>13549395

I'm a man.
If you even try me I'll send you straight back to your dark gods in a heap, your axe shattered, and your mind broken.

>>13549415
IT'S ALL THE SAME TO ME, ELDAR FILTH.
I SHALL MAKE YOU MY BOOTLICK!

>>13549413
GOOD IDEA, BROTHER, MORE SKULLS FOR KHORNE!

>>13549413
Isn't it like the Hastur thing?
Ordo Malleus
Ordo Malleus
Ordo Malleus

>>13549407

Oh hell, why do the smallest suffer the most when this shit happens? For fucks sake you lobotomized psychopaths, would you take it outside?

>>13549407
Look at me, Im so freaked I lost my namefield! WHEN IS THIS JUST GOING TO END?!

>>13549433
ARE YOU A GLORIOUS DAEMON OR NOT?

>>13549451

No shitbag, I'm what happens when exceptionally stupid people like you make deals with what you worship. Don't you fucking get it? You're nothing but a plaything for your gods, and as soon as they get bored with you, they'll cast you aside.

>>13549244
Well, I'm glad to hear that, Charles. Some personalities just aren't the kind you should be friends with, and you've made such great progress I'd hate for someone like him to ruin that.
>>13549256
Who are these people that are looking at you weird?
>>13549269
Please calm down, miss!
>>13549295
Calm down!
>>13549299
Do you feel better now?
>>13549317
Any other ways?
>>13549335
Couldn't you have simply reported him?
This was for a tournament right? There should be a judge or something like that.
>>13549340
Why do you feel so protective of it?
>>13549354
Please don't indulge in the aggression going on here...
>>13549385
We still made excellent progress tonight, Charles.

>>13549433
MY LOBOTOMY WAS MY WILLING CHOICE.

...You fags are going to get us all banned again.

Guys, enough of this stupidity, nothing a little bit of "Greater Good" can't fix.

Now everyone...GROUP HUG

>>13549471
Charles, don't get into it with him. He's trapped in his anger, but you don't need to be a part of that.

>>13549473

A bit, yes.

>>13549422
>>13549428

Waste not my time, followers of the dark gods.

>>13549473
He's my only friend. :c

>this thread

>>13549473
I ENJOY THE SCREAMS AND GASPS OF THE DYING, TEARING OUT SPINES, AND KNITTING LITTLE RED SKULLS.
>>13549471
GOD. SINGULAR. I HAVE ALREADY DIED, BUT I RETURNED IN A RAIN OF BLOOD.
I HOLD KHORNE'S FAVOR, AND AN ETERNITY OF DEATH STRETCHES OUT BEFORE ME. WHAT MORE COULD I WISH FOR?

>>13549433
>>13549434

Yeah they're kinda pissing me off.
Perhaps they may gladly shut the fuck up with some negotiating.

>>13549473
Hey I told him repeatedly.
Christ! It's like people don't know the rules anymore, this isn't fucking 'Nam their are rules.

>>13549506
THOSE PRETTY BAUBLES OF YOURS, THEY'RE IMPORTANT, RIGHT?
I WONDER WHAT BOON KHORNE SHALL GRANT ME FOR A FEW.
OOH, MAYBE IRREMOVABLE ARMOR.

>>13549482
*sniff* wait, but ypu're tall too! Wow, did I really meet THREE big people on one day that don't wawnt to kill me? M aybe this place isn't so bad after all.
I think I'll take you up on that offer.
*gets out of chair*
*ducks under screaming chainaxe*
WOAH! WHAT THE! OH GODS! WHY IS THAT AXE MAKING NOISE!? WHY IS IT BUZZING?!

>>13549473
Inquisitors, Astartes, Guardsmen, Commissars particularly, and then of course the goody-goody SoB. Sometimes they call me names so I rape, torture, and/or kill them to make me feel better.

And let's not forget about the Khornates. *pulls out Lash of Torment*

>>13549513
Knitting little red skulls sounds like a good way for you to relieve the tension, my friend.
>>13549524
Well, it sounds extreme to pull out a gun on someone like that. See about getting a judge to oversee the match next time, to avoid such confrontations.
>>13549508
No he's not. I'm your friend too. And I'm here to help you.
>>13549505
Good, then we've made some progress.
>>13549482
An excellent suggestion, and a great note to end this session on.

>Group hug

Come on, everyone, join in!

>>13549580

Oh hell, why not?

>>13549473

Rodney, you're doing a valuable service to the community, but we go through this every damn week. If you can't get these people to settle down, then I might have to ban you from having sessions here. I get no other bookings on these days, people are just that afraid of what goes on in here.

HUGS

>>13549569
I SHALL ENJOY DRINKING THE ICHOR FROM THE SPURTING STUMP OF YOUR NECK!

>>13549473

THAT MOTHERFUCKER HAS MY KIDS' KID. I WILL SLICE HIS MOUTH FROM EAR TO EAR, CUT OPEN HIS STOMACH, AND BATHE IN HIS BLOOD. WHERE THE FUCK IS MY GRANDKID YOU LITTLE BITCH?

>>13549546
See Walter?

That's your fucking problem everything is always connected to Vietnam and you always escalate the situation man.

Also can you guys lower your voices, you're kinda killing my buzz more so than Walter when we go bowling.

>>13549580
I love hugs! They don't cause pain! I love you guys!
*joins hug*

>>13549580
*CRUNCH*
ASS!

>>13549554
I dont wish to kill you, yet. I alway enjoy a bit of rape and torture first with all my toys. Heck, if you're lucky, you may last longer than 1 session!

>>13549569
Hm... those are not groups known for their tolerance of those different than themselves. Not to condemn them all, but it's in the manual, as our local Kreiger pointed out. I would recommend avoiding them, if possible. If not, why not show them that you are more than what you look like? That there's a real person there too?
>>13549554
Thanks for coming out, Tuckey. It was great having you here.
>Pulls him out from under ax and into the hug.

>>13549600
I'd like to see you try! Bring it! You underestimate the gifts Slaanesh has given me!

>>13549625
*edges closer to Charles and Rodney*
-mumbles- happy thoughts, happy thoughts. Like digging, and this hug I'm in... yeah, I feel better already!

>>13549580
Hey it's only a fifty cal.

Also if the tinman isn't going to shut up about his Gothic Halloween bullshit about fucking blood and skeletons I'm than inclined to help him with some lead aspirin.

Same goes for the tranny!

SHIT. ANYONE KNOW HOW TO CLEAN GORE OUT OF YOUR ELBOW JOINTS?

>>13549659

YOU CAN START WITH GIVING ME MY GRANDKID.

SOMEONE ARCHIVE THIS

>>13549655
I WAS SHOT WITH AN AUTOGUN, ONCE.
THEY TICKLE.
>>13549644
A THOUSAND TIMES SHALL I BREAK YOU, SLUT, UNTIL KHORNE HIMSELF ENDS YOUR PAIN.

>>13549605
Where's this place again Dude?

>>13549590
Good on you, Charles.
>>13549595
I know, I know, but that's just why we need these sessions. I mean, can you imagine what some of these people would be doing without help, to themselves and others? I suppose we could do it later, when there wouldn't be so many people looking to book anyhow...
>>13549601
I'll call child services.
>>13549624
GAH! EE-EE
I... I need someone to call an ambulance...
>>13549625
That's... no way... to make friends...

FAGS. YOU. BANNED. US.

I'M TELLING YOU, THE MODS ARE COMING.

>>13549664
UH, WHO? DID I KILL HIM OR SOMETHING?
IF SO, CAN'T HELP YOU THERE.

>>13549683

BERZERKER HAS THE FUCKING KID, I WANT HIM BACK, DAMN IT.

>>13549639
Yea, I try to avoid them, but it's pretty hard when they're chasing me half the time! And what do you mean 'show them that you are more than what you look like'? you mean like having fun and partying and stuff like that? I've tried, they try to kill me so i get mad and kill them back.

>>13549655
Blame the Khornate!

>>13549683
But it's so fun!! What else am I suppose to do?

>>13549683

Well, if you're willing to do these late at night, it'd be fine. I get almost no bookings at those hours. And would you mind telling your patients to not wreck this room so often? The insurance people are starting to get suspicious. I don't want my rates getting raised.

>>13549655

Just shoot them, I've had enough of their chaos.

>>13549693
IF I KIDNAPPED ANY CJILD AT ANY POINT, I PROBABLY SACRIFICED IT TO KHORNE ON AN ALTAR OF SKULLS.
IF I DID, I DON'T KNOW, THE LOBOTOMY MAKES THINGS BLURRY.

>>13549693
We'll get the kid b-back for you... seriously please call an ambulance.

...Hey. Why don't all the calm people...find a bar. Or something.

And just fill the room with explosives, that would fix the other guys!

>>13549726

IT WAS DOOMRIDER'S KID, YOU STUPID FUCK.

>>13549690
Come get it Tinman!
They're teflon coated... just in case.
*blasts him in the kneecap*

Also Donny what the hell are you doing?

I though we spread your ashes into the ocean.

>>13549717
DIE?
>>13549724
IF YOU DO NOT CEASE YOUR BITCHING, ELDAR, I'LL BREAK YOUR LEGS AND GIVE YOU TO THE SLAANESHI.

>>13549741
THAT FUCKER OWE ME SIXTEEN GALLONS OF BLOOD. IF I KNEW WHERE IT WAS, I'D SACRIFICE IT ANYWAYS.
>>13549746
STOP THAT, YOU'LL CHIP THE CAKED-ON BLOOD.

>>13549687
IS THAT WHAT REALLY PASSES FOR FURY AMONG YOUR MISBEGOTTEN KIND?!
YOU PUT THE IMPERIUM TO SHAME!

>>13549717
T-try finding something y- GHURK- you both can enjoy...
>>13549718
I'll get some padding for that.

>>13549748
Oh oh oh! please do! please do!! I'd really like a new Eldar!

And there's no pleasure in dying.

>>13549734
Oh No! Okay, I remember this spell from when I was little! c'mon, how did it go again...?
*power word: heal*
aw geeze, was that enough? What's an ambulance, anyway?

>>13549770

YOU SAID YOU WERE TRUSTWORTHY. ZEENY TRUSTED YOU. GODDAMN IT, THAT WAS MY KID. I WILL CLEAVE YOU IN HALF.

>>13549775

Oh shit! Let me call the paramedics. Don't worry, I've got them on speed dial. They come here often enough because of these guys.

>>13549748
GODDAMIT IT'S LIKE NAM ALL OVER AGAIN!

*Shoots the beserker many many times*

>>13549787
Guh... thank you, Tuckey. Thank you very much.
>>13549791
Now now, the important thing is finding the kid, as soon as possible. I'll help you, alright?

>>13549771

YOU COCKMONGLING CUNTSTAPLE OF A SHITSUCKER, I'LL RIP YOUR WITHERED-ASS BALLS OUT, GIVE YOU A COLOMBIAN NECKTIE AND MAKE YOU LICK YOUR OWN SAC BEFORE I TIE THEM TOGETHER AND ROLL YOUR ARMORED ASS RIGHT INTO A TYRANID HIVE.

...Better?

>>13549775
A threesome maybe?! Ooh! triple the fun!
or maybe. . A TON OF COCAINE!! YEA!!! Then we can rape, torture and kill stuff together!!

>>13549826

HE LOST THE FUCKER. HE LOST MY GRANDKID.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!

>>13549832
Better.
For a weakling.

>>13549786
I'M STARTING TO RED HAZE, BUT IF YOU SHUT IT UP, I'LL GIVE YOU IT, BAUBLE AND ALL. I HAVE A FUCKING HEADACHE. FUCK, I HATE EVERYTHING.
>>13549791
DAEMONBLOOD TASTES LIKE GREEN AND SMELLS VELVETY, JUST SO YOU KNOW. NOW SHUT UP OR I'LL KILL EVERYTHING.
I MAY DO THAT ANYWAYS.

>>13549552
Or maybe your favour from your master will be to yank you off where I'm gonna put you. I will make you a fucking tree-topper. I will shove you so hard onto that tree, birds will be able to build nests in your mouth.

Because I've been just looking for something to work frustration out on.

>sigh

And the next time I see that accursed Dark Eldar that's been sending me presents I'll do the same to him. Do you have *any* idea what he seems to think are appropriate 'romantic' gifts?

>>13549748

...

>>13549815
>>13549821
*Sigh
Send me the bill, Mr. Ryder.
>>13549834
Well, that's a step in the right direction.
>>13549836
And right now that kid is alone, who knows where, hungry cold and afraid.

>>13549791

>>13549821
NOW YOU WENT RICOCHETED THAT SHIT EVERYWHERE, AND MY HEADACHE IS WORSE.
WHERE IS MY OTHER AX?

>>13549845

That sounds delicious.

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY GRAND KID. I WANT HIM. HE MUST TASTE DELICIOUS.

Goddamit Walter what the fuck are you doing man?!
---
Chill Dude I got it under control.
>>13549834
Hey you! Shut the fuck up
*blam*

>>13549850
HOW MANY HEARTS DO YOU THINGS HAVE?
>>13549853
YEAH, YOU FUCKING HEARD ME. MY LOBOTOMY'S ACTING UP, SO DON'T PUSH ME.

I'm getting the fuck out of here.

Peace out.

>>13549880
I DUNNO. MAYBE I ATE IT.
FUCK, MAYBE THAT SLAANESHI FUCKER ON THE BIKE DID.

>>13549845
Oh, more destruction! That's ALWAYS the best choice, right? Hey, why don't you stop and think about what life would be like without that giant metal suit! Gods forbid you were born like me! What then, huh? HUH?!
You know, I'm sorry I got mad at you. Let's all let him calm down so we can get this resolved, okay? (mumbles) not like I need an excuse to keep my distance from this guy...

>>13549850
I'm pretty sure I do. My kind of gifts! Send them my way if you wont want them!

>>13549868
I dont think you want your other Axe. . I just got done using the handle to get myself off. It's a bit slick now

>>13549880
No! Nonono! Bad direction! Bad direction!

>>13549891

Good riddance.

>>13549903

...

>>13549894

YOU HAD THE KID. WHERE IS IT?

>>13549906

I WANT IT.

>>13549918

Damnations upon you.
>Sprays and leaves

>>13549899
I HAVEN'T REMOVED IT IN TEN THOUSAND YEARS. I'D STILL KICK ASS.
>>13549903
I WILL CLEAN IT WITH YOUR BRAIN, HARLOT.

>>13549903
Take them. For that matter, take *him.* I can only sweep so many still-pulsating hearts into the trash before I start feeling murderous.

I think I'll go chill out at the tavern. Peace all.

>>13549746
>Also Donny what the hell are you doing?

>I though we spread your ashes into the ocean.

Wasn't I spread all over the Dude?
Besides, this is the internet. Like Treehorn side, everything's going electronic now, even life!
…What are you so mad about, Walter?

>>13549923
SOMEWHERE IN THE EYE OF TERROR, IN A PIT FILLED WITH CORPSES, I THINK.
YOU FIND THE BRAT.

>>13549923
But not to eat, right? To raise in an appropriate, nurturing environment?

Hey Rodeney!

It's seems like you're having trouble.. again anyways they called me down here.

I'm basically part motivator and handler for people like these.

>>13549935
NO, REALLY. TWO? THREE? FOUR HEARTS, EVEN?
HOW MANY DO YOU HAVE? I'VE NEVER COUNTED.

>>13549935
Awesome! A dark eldar! even better than a normal eldar!

>>13549929
Try me, you wasted bag of testosterone!

>>13549947
It was good having you, Charles. Hope things go better next time...
>>13549957
Egad! We've got to retrieve the tike!

>>13549957

IS IT A NURSERY. TELL ME IT'S A NURSERY.

>>13549960

NO. MY STOMACH PROVIDES THAT KIND OF CARE.

>>13549947
Hey, wait up! Can I come too? I always wanted to see the inside of a "tavern."

>>13549960
OY, RODNEY, I WANNA SHAKE YOUR HAND FOR HELPING ME UNDERSTAND HOW I CAN BETTER MYSELF THOUGH SHEDDING BLOOD AND INTESTINES. I THINK I WILL PURSUE KNITTING THOSE INTESTINAL SKULLS, THANKS TO YOU.

>>13549964
Oh lord thank you for coming, please hurry, then we've got to save the kid of some... things that I don't fully understand.

>>13549981
A NURSERY'S LIKE A CHARNEL HOUSE, RIGHT?

>>13549986

Sure, come along. You may want to ride in my pack though, people don't watch where they step, and I don't want you to get trodden on.

>>13550006
good idea!
*clambers into backpack and makes himself comfortable*
See you guys later! Thanks again Rodney! Bye!

>>13549957
Awesome! I found the kid! Now i'm debating on whether or not I should eat it, like everyone has mention. Or raise the kid up in the ways of Slaanesh. Both options sound so good right now.

>>13549973
Just get him away from me and then I don't care what you do to him.

>>13549966
Enough to get the job done, of course.

Oh, I'm sorry, were you expecting a clear answer? From a Farseer? Pffhahaha...

>>13549991
Will do.

ALL RIGHT LISTEN UP!

AS THE UNDEFEATED OF THE EAST, MASTER ASIA! I HAVE BEEN HIRED TO KEEP ORDER AND WHIP YOU PATHETIC LOT INTO ORDER.

STEP OUT OF LINE AND YOU WILL QUICKLY LEARN WHY THEY CALL ME UNDEFEATED OF THE EAST!

>>13550005

FOR DAEMONS, I SUPPOSE. BUT YOU PICK MY GODDAMN GRANDSON UP, BEFORE I WEAR YOUR SKIN LIKE A CLOAK.

>>13549991

IT'S COOL, BERSERKER LEFT THE KID IN A CHARNEL HOUSE.

>>13549927

...

>>13550020

NOW YOU HAVE MY GRANDKID?

GODDAMN IT, GIVE IT TO ME. THAT'S ZEENY AND DOOMRIDER'S KID.

>>13550025
COME AT ME YA BLOODY WUSS
I'LL SHOW YOU WHY THEY CALL ME RAPE MACHINE TED

>>13550020
DO WITH IT WHATEVER YOU FAGGOTS DO IN THOSE TEMPLES.
>>13550022
DON'T MAKE ME LOOK.
>>13550030
I BET YOU ELDAR ARE USED TO THAT KINDA THING, EH? EH? EHHHH?
I'M NOT SURE WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.

>>13549981
What?
>>13549990
Oh, sure. I'm glad we've made progress tonight.
>Extends hand
>>13550020
... I could take care of it...
>>13550026
What?

WHAT

>>13550043
Someone say rape!??! :D

>>13550037
But. . but. . I was looking so forward to eating my very first kid!

>suddenly, Brofalcon lands on the lawn

>>13550026
FINE, FUCK, JUST LEMME-
>>13550061
*CRUNCH*
AWW, GOOK BALLS, NOT AGAIN.

>>13550065

I WILL GIVE YOU A METRIC TON OF COCAINE, THREE PREGNANT WOMEN, A DAEMONETTE AND A PREGNANT ELDAR FOR THE CHILD. DON'T ASK HOW I GOT THE PREGNANT ELDAR.

>>13550043
Fool, if you think your armor can save you, you're completely wrong! I took down mobile suits larger than you!

*Whips scarf around him*

>>13550056
If I was to do with it what we do in the temples, it would be either killed, tortured, raped, drugged, and/or a combination of all of those.

>>13550083
GAH! GAH...
It's... it's alright I know you didn't mean too...
I'll get the first aid kit...

>>13550084
*does so quick math* DEAL! but give me the stuff first! then I'll give you the kid.

>>13550084

Relinquish her or die, Quass!

>>13550097
UH, WANT THE HAND BACK?
>>13550092
NOT MY PROBLEM.
YOUR PROBLEM, THOUGH, SINCE TO GET IT, YOU MUST HAVE GOTTEN ONTO A KHORNATE DAEMON WORLD.
I'M NOT SURE YOU'LL BE LEAVING AS EASILY.
COCKSUCKER.

Can we please... please take this out side of the meeting room? We damage it so badly every single week... Can we at just leave it with superficial damage this time?

>>13550123
Calm down or I'll kill you with this scarf too!

>>13550056
Three.

>is probably not telling the truth
>does not care

Well shit, sorry I'm late I had te-

*looks around the room*

Just what the fuck is goin on in here? Looks like hell spit up a wad of blood guts and group therapy.

>>13550123
REMEMBER WHAT I SAID ABOUT YOU SHUTTING UP?
I MEANT IT.
IF YOU RUN I'LL MAKE IT HURT MORE WHEN I BREAK 'EM.

>>13550136
GOOD ENOUGH.

>>13550129
Yes please... I'll put it in the emergency ice bucket...

>>13550141
GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE BEFORE THE INQUISITION IS SWARMING ALL OVER THE PLACE.

>>13550118

Right through there! Be quick, or the transexual Eldar may beat you to them!

Just give me the child!

>>13550134

... go after the daemon, He's the one putting innocent lives in danger.

>My face when this thread

>>13550164
HEY, GUYS.
ABOUT THOSE CORPSES.
I THINK THEY'RE REANIMATING 'CUZ OF KNOB POLISHER THERE.
AND I DON'T THINK THEY CAN DIE.
THIS SHOULD BE GOOD.

>>13550129
Actually that last word is how I got on the planet. As for getting off, I just redirected your khornate friends to an unsuspecting imperial world to desecrate.

>>13550164
*grabs all the stuff, then tosses you the kid* There you go. maybe now he'll stop crying. The cocaine didnt shut him up like i thought it would.

Everyone settled down?

Good unlike our spineless friend, Rodney here. I do not believe in avoiding all confrontation, in fact I believe the opposite!

Much like with Martial Artists I believe the best way of communicating your soul is not with words but with fists! For it is with fists that the soul of oneself is truly delivered.

>>13550175
THERE YOU ARE, MOTHERFUCKER.
*CRACK*

>>13550191
Oh, you must be the mother...

>>13550201

YES!

*flee*

TO THE VENTS!

>>13550201
YOU DON'T GET IT, DO YOU?
THE WORLD'S ALIVE, GENIUS.

rolled 100 = 100

>>13550205

>vs 50+10+10 (70)

>>13550211
Like I care now. I'm already off it again. So much for your big bad living daemon world.

>>13550220

THE CLUMSIEST ELDAR, INDEED.

>>13550220
SHITTY LUCK, FRIEND.
ENJOY HIR TENDER MERCIES.

>>13550162
Look around fer a minute.

If tha inquisition were gonna come, they'da come by now.

>>13550204
...Well fuck you too, buddy!

rolled 27 = 27

>>13550220

>hurg reroll vs 70 hnnnnnggggg
>inb4 failure to dodge

>>13550235
HA!
NOBODY EXPECTS THE INQUISITION!

>>13550227
EVEN IF YOU LEAVE THAT WORLD, YOU WILL NEVER LEAVE THAT WORLD, FOR YOUR BLOOD WAS SPILLED.
YOU ARE TAINTED. REJOICE.

>>13550238
'E looks like a noble.

I recommend the use of copious amounts of magma.

>>13550240
NO REROLLS, FAGGOT.
ENJOY YOUR WORTHLESS LEGS.
HEY, WHATSYOURFACE, THE ELF IS YOURS.

>>13550201
>bunch of sticks with overlarge water balloon tied to midsection traded in place of pregnant Eldar
>switcheroo complete
>pleased with this result

too close...

>>13550250
My blood was spilled? Have you been doing Slaaneshi drugs lately? Because no blood of mine was spilled

>>13550266

Bitches don't know bout my fate points.

>>13550276
SHUT UP OR I'LL BREAK THEM AGAIN.

>>13550270

>Bunch of meltabombs stuffed up a drugged eldar's cunt.

>Switcharoo complete.

>>13550307

...

>>13550238
Wrong move buddy...

*breaks Rodney's kneecaps and wrist*

>>13550277
YOU DON'T RECALL THE LITTLE TANGO WE HAD?
>>13550299
NO FATE POINTS, EITHER, NIGGERLOVER. THIS ISN'T YOUR FUCKING ELF NERD GAMES.

>>13550270
WHAT!?!!? NOO!!!!!!

>>13550266
>>13550276
Wow, some use for a khornate yet. Get over here you pesky little eldar.

>>13550248
FER THE LAST FUCKING TIME, I'M NO SQU...


Please, just leave... I've had a VERY long day an tha last thing I need it you fuc/kers.

Not like yer all that effective, but still.

>>13550323
::Intercepts him with a thwack to the head::
NO. BAD.

>>13550326
My memory is in peak condition. None of my blood was spilled. I kept evading and dodging you, thanks to the gift that Slaanesh has given me.

>>13550328
CLUMSY FUCKER.
NOW IF ANYONE EVER HEARS OF THIS, I WILL FEED YOU YOUR ENTIRE BODY.

>>13550328

Don't think so...

>absconds

>>13550311
>souls intact, bodies in hands of Eldar
>telekinesis for bomb extraction
>sad but acceptable vs clear win

>>13550355
AH.
LOOK AT THE TINY CUT ON YOUR SHIN.
YOU BLED. I CAN SMELL IT.

>>13550371
But. . but. . I was promised that I could have you! The Khornate promised me!

>>13550377
Blood for the blood god?

>>13550354
Your ass is grass!

Hey Old Spice Guy come out!

>>13550374

>I still possess the child. It's such a shame, too, because the poor girl has no waystone. I think I'll eat her.

Y'all need to calm the fuck down.

>>13550371
Sorry about the rope around your ankles, it was just too funny.

>>13550377
*Wipes blood of, sees no cut underneath* That your blood, genius. Now fetch me that eldar you promised!

>walk in...
>turn right around, walk right back out...

Everyone is now fish on a cake.
Now look again you're back to normal except you're impeccably perfect much like chiseled abs and pecs.

Now a look to your right, Rodney is now a red colored pulpy stain on the carpet

>>13550407
TO YOUR RIGHT.
NOBODY GETS FAR ON BROKEN LEGS.

>>13550398
That Maddie character is going to eat your kid.
We need to stop her.
>>13550392
Don't eat the kid! No! Bad! I'll... I'll get you something else, but don't eat the kid!

>>13550437
WILL YOU SHUT UP WHILE I BREAK THIS THING'S ARMS?

>>13550374
I want compensated another good body and soul of some kind!

>>13550437

I'm not going to eat my Grandson.

But the delicious eldar baby is already dead.

* Elder? Where?
*slippery fucker isn't he?

>>13550450
ARE YOU FUCKING DEAF OR WHAT

>>13550445
Who's arms are you breaking and why?

Old Spice Guy! Let us combine our awesomeness and head to greener pastures!

>>13550459
*grabs you and starts dragging you away* There you are! We have much . . "fun" to be had.

hey, can you guys keep it down...... AA next door can't talk with how loud you guys are

>>13550459
FOLLOW THE YELPS OF PAIN.
THEY'RE BROKEN IN LIKE SIX PLACES OR SOMETHING BUT YOU'RE GOING TO EAT HIS SOUL, WHICH TEND TO MOTIVATE PEOPLE.
NOT MY FAULT YOU'RE SLOW.

>>13550455
Oh. Well. If it's already dead. I guess.

This is pretty messed up.
>>13550450
What?

Yes. Let us combine our might

>>13550468
THAT ELF CHICK. I BROKE HER LIMBS.
ANNOYING CUNT.

* Liar shall into bed now, protip: he hitched a ride on the Black Templar assault marine, as he left.
>:3

>>13550488
NO WORRIES.
THE BLOOD MUST FLOW, AND IT WILL.

>>13550472
>>13550495


BY OUR POWERS COMBINED!

>>13550480
Hey, he's a part of our group too! We have a responsibility to look out for eachother here.
>>13550481
Ah, sorry, we should be heading someplace else soon anyhow...

Everyone, the next course should be starting soon, we need to vacate so they can use this space.

>>13550488

I got to eat a child, and Slaanesh got a baby eldar soul to eat. Win/Win.

I also got my grandkid back.

>>13550488
I was to be given 1 metric ton of cocaine, 3 pregnant women, a Daemonette, and a pregnant eldar in exchange for giving the grandkid to Maddie. Afterwards, Ulthwe Farseer took the eldar without giving anything back of equal value!

>>13550514

BLOOD FER THE BLOOD GOD, SKULLS FER THE SKULL THRONE, HAIL ARMOK!!

>>13550513
That marine, upon hitting a doorway, crushed the Eldar's legs to paste, leaving him for the Slaaneshi to find.
Just as planned.

>>13550535
YOU GOT THE ELDAR CHICK/DUDE/WHATEVER.
SUCK IT UP.