>>13476802
The news does need to get passed around, apparently. Got a problem with it, pal?

>>13476884
For the last time this belongs in /new/!

>>13476786
>I don't see the SRA doing much to find the assholes who did this, probably because they don't give two fucks about you if you're not human
>mfw
Man, what.

The SRA is the SRA. Supernatural Registration Authority. The R part? Registration? That's important.

They handle registration, not crimes against supernaturals. That's what the POLICE are for.

You don't see the D-M-fucking-V going after people for parking tickets and car crashes. That's what cops and insurance is for. All the DMV is for is so everyone's registered.

Same fucking deal.

>>13476786
BITCHES SUCK AT BEING INQUISITORS!

>>13476786
>not Human
>Not
>Human
Wait, so their animal abusers? Those fucks!

>>13476953
That's why they have agents who enforce the registration and handle the Paras, right? I guess you've never seen one of their little squads patrolling a Para neighborhood.

SRA Response Team member here.

Kicking paranormal ass since '07.

this is what you idiots get for trusting the government.

did any of you stop to maybe learn lessons from the past? Nope! you all went to be the first ones in line to sign up for the ghettos! I'm just waiting for the day they announce the first PN auschwitz "for their own protection"

Idiots should have listened to the anarchists and progressives and signed up with the aclu honestly.

>>13476786

I have to agree on some levels. It would be good if something could be done but the police don't do enough and us Church Knights don't have juristiction to perform investigations. The best we can do it set up some housing for those displaced and put a team on duty to stop it happening again.

I am sorry that more is not being done.

>>13476995

Man, there's a huge difference between going around getting folks to register and handling people who might have issues and investigating crimes.

Another example. Office of Child Services. They have agents who go out and check on kids and so on.

But, hey, surprise surprise! These agents do not investigate crimes against children.

This is totally because they hate children and not because crime investigation is the police's job. No sir.

Please don't let this one devolve into fakepolitics shitslinging and attention whore, mary sue wanking.

>>13477063

Know what, while I'm here might as well make this an "Ask a SRA Response Team member anything" sub-thread. I'll try and share some experiences if you guys want too. Maybe a couple of 'war stories' or something.

Look. I know the word needs to get spread around...but anyone who would have registered probably already has. I registered myself and my kids when my ex-wife registered, and we're all living fine. It ain't a conspiracy, and it ain't a way to get murdered.

Hellfire, I work for the SRA fixin' their cars and trucks and shit. Ain't like they notice if a few more cars break down a year. Sometimes I just can't help myself.

>>13477118
See
>>13477063
SRA response team, huh?
Gee, wonder what that is.

I Never Understood All The Anger People Have About Those Who Are Different. It Is As If Their Chem Compels Them, Despite How They Might Want To Change.

>>13477177

When there's a problem, like a big problem, we handle it. Do you remember hearing about that Werewolf that tore through Bulgaria in August of '03? Killed a whole whack of people. Remember when he got caught? That was us. Was kind of high profile, surprised you didn't hear about it.

>>13477225
Most humans are like that, bro.

How's existence treatin' you? I'm seein' a golem right now, myself. He works down at the docks haulin' shippin' containers off the ships that come in.

>>13477251

Life Is A Great Adventure. I Am Currently Employed By A Company Whose Purpose Is To Create Buildings. I Am Fascinated By The Process As It Is Similar To The One That Created Me.

I Would Very Much Like To Obtain A Second Job At A Garage Such As Yours. I Greatly Enjoy Building And Fixing Things. My Chem Is Wrought To Do So.

>>13477231
I was being facetious to prove my point. As for the incident, I've definitely heard about it. It's not that I disagree that the Paras who commit crimes should be held responsible, though, don't get me wrong. It's that when it's human on nonhuman violence, it seems to be more biased. I don't know how you personally view human/nonhuman relations, but in general, the SRA strikes me as bigoted.

have any of you actually seen a SRA registration document? You pretty much declare in it that you are not human and therefore aren't protected by constitutional rights that humans enjoy.

This has actually been used as a defense in some anti paranormal trials.

>>13477317
I don't care. I'm NOT human. In case ya couldn't tell by my ears and my teeth.

Hey SRA, how do you handle ghosts? Do you shoot at them until they give up, or burn the entire place down thinking they died in the fire or try and demand they sign the forms?

>>13477329
I don't care if you aren't but signing away your constitutional protections in some show of racial pride isn't helping you.

>>13476786
How did this organization come into effect?
Besides, America has a better organization thats less sucky, you might of heard of us, we're called: F.E.A.R.

>>13477305

You know how cops eventually get so cynical that they're assholes to everyone? This job is kind of like that. I'm dealing with the worst of abhuman society on an almost daily basis. I've seen what a Troll can do when he's mad. I've seen how much havoc a rogue witch can cause. After that, it's kind of hard to live calmly alongside them. I'm as civil as I can be, but sometimes it's really hard.

>>13477357
Nah, bro. I just don't think you're trusting our government enough. It's not like everyone's out to get ya and all.

>>13477357
Good, they don't deserve the rights. If they're not human, then we owe them nothing.

>>13477392
So SRA are animal abusers? I think thats against the law.

>>13477317

Which is just bullshit. This shit does not fly in Australia. In Australia paras have full rights.

It's even more messed up when you concider that the Third Vatican Council concluded that thier souls are as human as anyone elses. It's messed when the Catholic Church is more progressive that you.

>>13477392
I Find This View Strange. If I Aid In The Construction Of Your Domicile, Do You Not Owe Me My Wage?

Conversely, If You Owe Fellow Humans, Would Not Charities Be Well Off In Their Mission To Provide To Those In Need?

Such Statements Puzzle Me. I Do Not Claim To be The Greatest Of Thinkers, However.

Hey guys, can I be human too? Lol

>>13477389
I can understand that. Hell, I've lived in some of the slums where the worst ones slither around. Para on Para violence is never fun, especially depending on what kinds we're talking about. But at the same time, humans can be just as bad. And, as much as I distrust your organization, I will concede that it's a ballsy job to undertake. I've never had to deal with an out-of-control troll, but I've heard stories.

ITT: otherkinfags

>>13477417
What you earn is through work, through proving your worth. That is good, you don't use your pride as a reason for entitling things you don't deserve. If only there were more like you.

>>13477391
just because I'm paranoid, it doesn't mean they aren't all out to get me.

>>13477417
You need to take a cue from history and stand up for your rights and yourself before they are washed away entirely.

In the entirety of human history, when have humans ever not exploited something they saw as "less then themselves"?

shitthread

goddamnit i hope this fucking stops soon

gb2/b/

>>13477396

It would be a insult towards supernaturals to have PETA defending their case.

Worshipping abominations like monster cults of old.

>>13477448
ITT: Fags who hate roleplay

Seems like a fun campaign setting to try.

this is now a meta thread

let's get this shit out of here and back to /b/

These threads are twisted parodies of /new/ and /int/ at times.

And I rike it.

And which if you sagefags haven't heard of pretend?

>>13477512
Possibly fun setting, but threads became shit after attention whoring and /new/-brand shit.

>>13477523
>>13477501
>lol this is /b/ shit gb2 /b/ xD am i cool yet guyz?
You're the one who should go back there

Polite protest: this really isn't the place for this. Do it on IRC or something.

>>13477477

Well, they costantly try to either "tap that ass" or to remove it, I'd wager its their very nature at work here.

Their deviancies puts even trolls to shame

>>13477529

oh bullshit. you can't create a setting about monster races trying to live in a human world without discussing political ramifications of it. that's kind of the fucking point.

not this otherkinfag shit again

>>13477550
The political ramifications always devolve into opposing sides jamming fingers in their ears and shouting. It's not any more interesting than seeing kids change the rules every five seconds so they won't lose.

Frankly, you suck at it, so I'm advising you to not bother and maybe focus instead on what you're more suited to.

>>13477540
hey there. don't lump me in with them. I'm human but I'll be damned if I don't see the ugly side of my race.

aren't there forums or some shit that you can go to to get your otherkin nut off

>>13477529

You haven't seen /new/ obviously, or compared to worst threads.

/new/ is made nothing but trolls, these threads are filled with actual trolls.

>>13477457
I Am Grateful That You Respect My Capacity For Self-Valuation. Many People Simply See Me As A Large Tool Of Some Sort.

>>13477477
Unlike Other Paranormal Beings, I Am Compelled Only To Follow My Chem. Rights Are Not Necessary For Me To Fulfill My Duty, So I Do Not Care. However, I Have Come To Know Many Others Who Do, Thus Do I By Extension. There Is A Lovely Young Gargoyle Who Lives In My Apartment, For Example, Who Is Constantly Vexed By People Who Want Her To Stand Watch Over Their Domiciles While They Are Away On 'Vacation' And Threaten To Report Her As Wild If She Does Not. I Will Never Understand The Human Drive For Obtaining Goods And Services For Free. Nor The Concept Of 'Vacation", For That Matter...

>>13477589

Come on, if you try to vent your anger put some effort into your sentence structure, so you don't look so obvious samey person. Srsly.

my hatred for this shit will never end.

HOW IS THIS RELATED TO TRADITIONAL GAMES

>>13477146
Um... I kinda have a question, if you don't mind. Um... I'm not a... I mean, I've been tested and all at school, and I'm just a normal person, but... How does the SRA...

I don't even know how to ask this. If it's too vague, let me know. I'll, you know, try and figure out how to put it better. How do you do what you do? I mean... I'm getting decent at physics and stuff, but there's a lot that I don't understand, and my physics teacher just tells me to wait until college.

I'm not making any sense, am I?

>>13477613

Ever heard of PRETEND? That what /tg/ is all about, fuck all of ROLEPLAYING GAMES are about pretend which have been around since forever.

>>13477627
No it isn't, fucktard. It's about actual board games and shit like D&D. Not pretending we're loomas or oompa loompas or something.

>>13477613
Fantasy races, roleplaying
Seriously I can't believe you actually asked that. How dumb are you?

>>13477635
That meaning Im not actually part of the Death Korps of Krieg? Oooooooh shiiiit what do I do about all these gasmasks and flame throwers?

>>13477445

Yeah, Trolls on the loose are no fun. Story time:

Me and my team were dispatched to Austria on Christmas Day after a Troll took the Krampus tradition too seriously and went on a rampage. Tore through an entire town. A whole fucking town. One creature. Admittedly, it was more like a village. But still. That kind of carnage was all sorts of fucked up. I almost bit the big one when we were hunting it through the mountains. Most scared I've ever been in this job. It took three rounds from a GL1 before that thing even slowed down, let alone what it took to kill the fucker. Jesus.

Sorry for the delayed response, I went to get myself some food.

>>13477617

DNA analsysis mostly, alongside with PSI measurements and aptitude/tolerance towards magical energies.

Other than that, its little different from lets say average allergy charting. There are plenty changelings out there that don't know what they are exactly.

/tg/ = /b/Lite

MY BROTHERS!
It is time we cast off the bonds of Human oppression!
Join together in righteous anger against those bigoted fools!
If we work together, we can reclaim the reins of the world from those childish humans!
And then we shall achieve great splendor and world peace.
As well as an unending supply of tasty humans!
An Elder God in every city!
A human in every oven!
A tentacle in every schoolgirl !!

>>13477650
Good job saging something /tg/ related
You're obviously new here

>>13477669
>implying this is AT ALL /tg/ related

>>13477658

Technically, we have plenty of xenophiles out there looking for some "exotics" to say the least, so there isn't any problem here.

Why do you want to harm humans so much, just because they are lesser? If you actually, you know get to know any and don't spend your waking hours in inbred places like Innsmouth, you'd learn to like the buggers.

>>13477680
just consider it a quest thread and move on your merry way.

>>13477646
Oh. Um, well, how... I mean, do you all employ wizards and stuff? I mean, I don't understand how you can, you know... Against folks who can use magic?

A while back people tried explaining teleportation to me and it... I dunno. I can't do any of this stuff, but I'm curious.

>>13477680

See

>>13477636
>>13477627

And just to remind you, sage does absolutely nothing. Its not a magical kill word.

>>13477617

I don't know what you mean. What do I do in particular? I put down abhumans. It's a crude way to put it, but that's essentially what my job entails. Officially, I and others like me respond to violent and otherwise out of place non-human behaviour and are the main line of defence keeping the peace between you and them.

What do you mean about the physics stuff? I started out in the Canadian Forces and joined in 2007 after my release from the CF.

>>13477693
>implying this is a quest thread and not just a bunch of otherkinfags wanking over their mary sues

saged, reported, hidden.

>>13477700

Of course they do, with all human crew it would pretty much impossible to keep track, comprehend or even contact supernaturals.

And against magical violations, there are always couple black hounds and anti-magical capabilities to take any deviant down, if required.

>>13477703
How do you, uh, put down, y'know, people with magic and stuff?

>>13477705
And you are mad sir
And you will be more upset, because I bumped this /tg/ related thread.

>>13477730
DERPDERP I SHEWT GHEWSTS WIF GANZ

>>13477705
>implying that's not /tg/ related
Man, have you never heard of "roleplaying"?

>>13477700

Both the SRA and the Orders Blessed of the Catholic church employ mages, spirits and paranormals of all sorts. We have an elven mage on my team. Best Medical Knight I've ever seen. This Hospitaler at least would probebly not be here without her.

>>13477730
Black hounds? I'm not familiar with that...

>>13477740
/tg/ Is not /roleplay/.

>>13477688
Why in Zuul's name would you spend quality time to get to know your Big Mac?
In the end the relationship is just going to go down the drain.

>>13477732
They use an anti-magic emitter device which emits radiation that messes with magic. It also fucks up anything living within the field but its not like they care if they kill anything in the field or anything.

>>13477732

Easy, you just don't lead 'em as much.

But seriously, what we'll do is bring in a specially employed wizard or warlock or what have you and have them help us track and contain the threat. Typically they'll just work on dispels and whatnot while we do our jobs, but sometimes they get a little more agressive. Always a last resort though, because that's when things get really dangerous.

>>13477754
Fantasy races
Are you saying fantasy races aren't /tg/ related?

>>13477763
>anti-magic emitter device

Stolen from Dr. Who. Nice going, fucktard. What a fucking retard. Go back to your aspergers counseling.

>>13477754
No, it's /roleplay, wargames, board games, cards, and some vidya/
We say /traditional games/ to save space.

How do I report mimic infestations? I've tried contacting SRA about my fridge, toilet bowl, sink and TV trying to eat me or at the very least trying to scare me shitless.

That could someone close open portals to lower planes? I got lost in rather unpleasant place when I was on my way to kitchen the other day.

>Have glowing eyes
>Get discriminated against despite having no real powers
>Taxed extra without reason
I think i just might end it.
I'm never going to be the same as everyone else...

>>13477775
/tg/ is about playing the games, not pretending you're an oompa loompa.

>>13477771
"contain the threat" hah. jargon used to distance yourself psychologically from what you are really doing, which is killing people.

>>13477752

Known in the isle of Britain, of course there are plenty of them around.

They are more or less, death's herald or lackeys of other supernaturals that kidnap various spectral undead for instance. They are known for assaulting various supernaturals at command.

>>13477780
nice strawman asshole. You don't believe these devices exist? I've seen them in action.

Believe me, the military industrial complex just loves all the wonderful new ways to kill people the metahuman's and paranormals have brought.

>>13477837
lol, you actually think this shit exists!

Wow, go get psych-evaluated.

>>13477818

It's been my job for years now. Whether or it's Taliban in Afghanistan or abhumans anywhere else, I'm keeping people safe. Somebody has to do it, and I just happen to be really good at what I do.

>>13477799
Then you my friend should go back to /b/

>>13477741
It's true, many so-called groups are willing to bend the rules a little if it ensures minimal casualties.
Equal Opportunity Employer Tip Of The Day: Try Necromancy, or hiring sentient undead, most countries have their laws tooled so that the deceased in any form or another have no basic rights.
Bam, instant super cheap non-unionized labor!

>>13477820

I've seen them once. Nasty buggers. Big teeth. A mage was calling them to hunt down foes of his. Turns out they are not that discriminate once control has been shattered.

>>13477795
don't do that. you can find people who can help you through this.

>>13477771
>>13477763
>>13477741
Okay. Thank you for answering my questions.

>>13477645
And that's the shit that brings all of this negativity down on supers. We're not all that bad, but it seems these hate groups don't care, they just see the monsters, and assume we're all like that. But, I'm intrigued to hear more of these stories you've got, please continue with them, if you'd like.

>>13477847
I'm sorry, you're either trolling, or you're really this stupid
I can forgive you though if go back to /b/, at least until you become old enough to browse other boards, in lets say 8 years? 10 to be safe.

Saged, reported, hidden.

You all realize you're all nuttier than a fucking fruitcake for even half believing any of this shit? This isn't pretend, this is mass insanity. Go. Get. Fucking. Institutionalized.

Good day.

>>13477858

They are no different from rabid dogs actually, they just happen to be more feral and dangerous than rest of the bunch.

Rending souls is seriouse biz.

>>13477868

You should try to go to other boards, learn to to samefag proper and look into your psychotic obsession trying to beat down what you deem to be improper.

Ironic as it is.

Night falls and I'm taken by sleep
Hot air blows up balloons in my dreams
Ding-dong rings the bell
Something's at the door
So I put on my slippers
And I creep across the floor

For the door from hence I heard
Another ding dong
I peep through the door hole
But something's very wrong
As on my porch
There are thousands of snakes
Ready to strike
I feel queasy and
My knees start to shake

>>13477868
You're the only one who believes in this.

>>13477921

My perilous fate
I see no escape as serpents lay seige
To my country estate
The Devil must have opened up hell's gates
and called up millions of snakes
To take me from this place

Big ones Little ones
Fat ones Skinny ones
Protect me from their venomous drug
That springs from the needles of fangs
Attacked by Snakes

By Snakes
So many snakes
You could fill the grate lakes
With snakes
Ha ha ha run
I try to hide
But snake bites on my face testify
I've been attacked by snakes

>>13477937
By snakes so many snakes
It would take a thousand crates
To contain the snakes after me
I'd rather be burned at the stake
Than be attacked by snakes

Welcome to my world
Or should I say this land of snakes
Serpents lie and wait
At every take my knees quake
As my life these snakes invade
Snake invaders show their fangs
On the snake parade

>MFW Realize that my master told me about my anti-magical capabilities.

I tought to be bluish golem at first with heightened intelligence, but then he told me about my immunity and sponge like abilities against magical energies.

He created me for one purpose: To troll everliving crap out of other mages.

>>13477949
My perilous fate
I see no escape
As my family prays and waits
I fight them off with
Shovels and rakes and
Bats and phones
But I just can't seem
To shake these bones
That slither from the dark
To destroy my home

[Chorus]

One snake, Two snake
Are there any more?
There's two more
Knocking at my door...

>>13477963

Look at the troll spamming random lyrics when he has been countered.

Cute bastard isn't he? He be mad.

>>13477963
Science brings gifts of convenience
To the modern man
Modern man then continues
Continues to expand
But what happens when man creates
Something oh so wrong
Nature bites back in a big way
Good heavens what have I done!

[Bridge]
I kept it in a box
I watched it grow a lot
It chewed right through the lock
And ate all the new kids on the block.

A scientist creates a beast
In a secret laboratory
Nature plots revenge
It's blood that it seeks
That's where we begin our story!

>>13477865

Not the other one, Hospitaler here, not SRA but I have a few stories.

Back about a year ago, you remember that serial killer in the bible belt? The one who kept killing priests of various sorts? That bastard was a nasty one.

We got called in by the local Uniting Church. Protestants but reasonable ones. Turned out that thier priest has been taken but hadn't been found yet. We eventually tracked that bastard to an abandoned warehouse. Turned out it was a delusional wizard who thought he could call up more powerful demons with with pure souls.

I took a fireball not long into it and most of the team took a hit. I was still consious, I was lucky. Haley, the elven mage on our team took him down on her own. I've never seen magecraft of that level and I hope I never have to. I just kept the demons off her back and she destroyed him.

Bloody Impressive and I thank God she's on the side of good.

>>13477962
>MFW Realize
>I tought

Yeah, obviously the intelligence thing is a lie.

>>13477980

>Bible Belt

Yeah, too bad most of the people living in that area lynch supernaturals which they can on near regular basis.

Gobbos, kobolds and other lesser non-human critters. Anything that couldn't kick their asses.

>>13477865

I have a few stories. I've only been in for a couple of years, but the news will show that a lot of shit has happened.

>In Azerbaijan
>Looking for band of Sasquatches on the lamb
>Locate their cave
>Enter cave
>What follows is our 8 man team being attacked by coked out Sasquatches
>shit all kinds of bricks
>Somehow come out alive
>Never go into cave systems after Sasquatches again

The SRA actually has a new protocol for dealing with these kinds of situations now. Why they didn't think to change it earlier, I have no fucking idea. Seemed like a bad idea at the time, and it still seems like a bad idea looking back.

>>13478011
Oh shit. Yeah, I lived there for a long time, out in Tennessee. I still have scars on my chest from those bats.

>>13477980

>Implying demons aren't inheritly pure evil and destruction made manifest

Demons, Undead and Draconics. Bad news!

>>13478011

Yeah, it's horrible to hear and the Cathoic Church is rather weak there, so the Orders Blessed can't do so much. Still we do what we can. We have a pact with the Uniting Church to help anyone they give shelter to.

Still, that area makes me sad.

>>13478011
The west coast is alright for metahumans. They're pretty accepting out here.

Well except for Oregon but fuck Oregon.

>>13478033
What about those sexy succubi?
Or those sexy vampiresses?
Or those sexy half-draconians?

Maybe I should stop thinking with my lower horn.
I...have been blacking out a lot lately.

>>13478019

SRA shouldn't really dig into supernaturals that avoid contact with humans like plague, as they know what that would bring them.

With age of cellphone cameras and all sorts of nuts hunting them either for sport or to collect them in various mengaries.

>>13478059
What are you? You're not a fellow incubus, are you? I'd hate to have to go through another territory contest again...

>>13478033

Never said they wern't. I meant by sacraficing them.

Still, demonblooded are human enough, if a little predisposed to darkness. I'm always sad when I hear about the lastest that cracked under abuse and gave into their nasty side.

>>13478059

>Succubi

They will eat your soul. Through your dick.

>Vampiress

They will puncture your artery and leave you to bleed to death, even more so if the bastards in question are amateurs what they do. Why else there are rising incidents of deaths related to supernatural relations? Colleges for instance that welcome such.. creatures.

>Half-Dragons

Arrogant fucks, they are harmless by themselves but their parents are overly protective little shits that explode if their precious children get their knee scraped.

>>13478081

>Implying Incubi aren't flaming homosexuals.

Often, this is to be taken literally. Walking ass naked since the ancient times tapping everything with two feet.

Sometimes you aren't even that discriminate. Centaurs, Lamia chrissakes. Is there anything you WOULDN'T tap?

>>13478019

>In Romania
>Working with interpol to take down human trafficking ring
>Ring is led by Vampire
>Arrest vampire
>Enter basement
>Piles of bodies and freezers of blood
>Looks like amateur morgue crossed with the holocaust
>Solve multiple missing persons cases
>Vampire gets off scot-free because of biased jury

Aggravating. Sorry for the delay/slow speed, I'm just trying to think of somewhat noteworthy stories that have happened to me or people I know that also aren't under investigation and I could talk about.

>>13478115
I've never consumed a soul, you little arrogant human. Sure, I might take a little lick now and again, but go have a laugh with your family and you'll have that back.

>>13478081
Uhh, yeah.
I am totally one of those things you mentioned.
And I am sooo not a human posing as a supernatural being to hang with all the cool guys.
You may have heard of me, I'm that one super shadow lord who controls the eastern seaboard.
I am also Batman.

>>13478132
...Uh...

...uh.

uh...

No.

>>13478059

A friend of mine chased a Vampiress through the slums of Bangkok for murdering her 'patrons'. They're really not as fun as you'd think they are. Give me a real human any day.

>>13478115
>Succubi
>They will eat your soul. Through your dick.
Yes, by sucking it right out of you

>Vampiress
>They will puncture your artery and leave you to bleed to death
Most likely after doing it

>Half-Dragons
>Arrogant fucks
Emphasis on the latter word there.

>Buy antique lamp as part of auction lot
>Turns out a djinn is living in there
>Apparently she's bound to me now thanks to some ancient rule by some dusty desert king
>Try to give her freedom but she refuses

What do I do? Does she have to register? I'm kinda a little creeped out.

>>13478178

I'd rather be alive. That and you havn't seen true wonder until you have seen an elf give a genuine smile.

>>13478115

>S-S-Sorry, it usually doesn't take this many times to find the thyroid artery!

>Just call the ambulance..

I swear to god, supernaturals always want a piece of your soul, quatret of blood or something similiar that could lead to permanent injury. What is with you and your habits?

Feeding of our minds, souls and bodies like parasites whenever consent or not.

>>13478198
Dude! Why the fuck would you give that away? Free fucking sex all your damn life!

I was kinda hoping she'd show up.

If you do show up, and you're still okay, um... yay? And, uh, tell your dad hi for me. And stuff. You know who you are.

>>13478214
Man I don't even want to go there right now, I barely know her. Also, I mean slavery is illegal. but she WANTS to be a slave. I don't know what the fuck to do.

She asked me to give her something to do today so I told her to do my laundry. I can hear her now in the other room humming as she does it.

>>13478059
>What about those sexy succubi?
Only if you want live eternally as a cosmic eunuch.
>Or those sexy vampiresses?
Maybe if you like fucking a dead fish
>Or those sexy half-draconians?
Will probably eat you after, and if not....
This is a case where meeting the parents is as hilariously dangerous as it is in the cartoons.

>>13478198

Inquiry about wishes, or terms of servitude. Set her free if possible, or contact a man of faith or a mage capable of banishment.

You should be glad that you aren't dealing with Efeerti, they are demons of crack capable of ruining your life before it even started.

>>13478149

You should be glad that you don't fall under prostitution laws, creature. You'd get plowed hard in prisons.

Then again, you'd love that wouldn't you? Sick fuck.

>>13478235

No, dude. Let me tell you hwat, you WANT that ass. That is NICE ass. That is GOOD ass. GOOD ass. And this coming from me, of all creatures.

Go get some. Right over the washing machine, the vibration will add to it for both of you. And if you really feel into it, the little impeller thing in there is good if you're loose enough. Or her. If she's loose enough.

>>13478251
Hey, I can guarantee you I'd be out of that cell and free in about an hour. Give or take refractory period.

>>13478251
she says she just wishes to serve the possessor of the lamp, as bound by the contract set by Samsonite or something like that. I don't know, I'm not good with this mythological shit and there's so much of it you have to know now.

I had succubus trying to seduce me once, in fact she was so attached to me that it took six or so years before she stopped stalking me.

She looked so depressed, I should've told that I had no genitals

>>13478134

This one happened to a friend of mine. I've never been on a call in Italy. I've been exclusively Eastern Europe for my entire time in the field.

>In Italy
>Gargoyle vandalizing churches
>Eventually track down his resting place
>Lifting him off roof
>Falls
>Oops

>>13478284
Fingers, bro. Fingers.

Hell, I've been in bed with a golem once. By Set I thought it'd never end. Such damn stamina!

Strap-ons are your friends in such departments.

>>13478304
>Incubus
>Strap on
.... Pegging?

>>13478251
Yeah, but guys like him go to special prisons for "special" guys like him.
And they get pounded in the ass with an entirely different implement.

>>13478312
One can never feel such divine pleasure. Especially if the top knows what they're doing.

>>13478304

You seem to misunderstand, unlike humans most golems just do things by command whenever you realize it or not.

I am basically overly complicated golem with diginity and individuality with the concepts of servitude cropped out.

I do. Not. Desire. Either. Gender.

>>13478315
Uh. There's 'special' prisons?

And...what 'implement'?

>>13478326
That glowing holy spear in the picture, I think.

>>13478323
Oh. I thought you were specially crafted. I knew a guy in Des Moines who did that kind of work.

I broke in models for him.

God that paid well.

>>13478263
no, dude. I know its every guys fantasy to own a willing slavegirl, but when one is actually given to you it's weird. Very, very weird.

And I want to do the right thing. Morally, you know. With all the succubi and inccubi running around, it kinda proves you have a soul and it's more important than ever to keep it in good condition.

I saw an angel fly by a week ago on my way back from starbucks. An actual fucking angel.

We, the Multiversal Paladin Association, hereby condemn the Supernatural Registration Authority for multiple counts of attempted genocide, racism and incitement to violence, as well as several thousand counts of desecration of cadaver, illegal organ trafficking, torture, rape, murder and gross neglect for innocent lives. You have 24 hours to turn yourselves in, after which we will dispatch our units to arrest every single one of you. We discourage you to resist arrest, but we'd love to land a good Smite Evil on your faces.

>>13478333
Yeah, if you fucking want slavers, talk to an angel. All of my partners are willing. Completely willing. I even ask them 'cause I'm such a nice guy. I COULD just mindrape them and they'd be all for it, but no.

Angels do it because their 'god' tells them to. And they do it no matter what you say.

>>13478343
Not this again.
Remember the last time our two groups had it out?
It was not pretty.

>>13478333

Too bad that most owners, masters and artificiers don't give two shits about their "propety", thankfully most of us outlive our masters.

Fetch this, add embryo to supension tank B, come here so I can apply this mutagen into you stay still and such.

It wasn't too long before I ran contruct liberation front, hardest thing was ironically was convincing most stubborn golems that they were slaves rather than respected servants.

I had to rescue a iron golem so ill kempt that he had rusted joints everywhere, took three files and assloads of oil to get the bastard to move without spreading crust all over the place..

>>13478343

>multiple counts of attempted genocide, racism and incitement to violence, as well as several thousand counts of desecration of cadaver, illegal organ trafficking, torture, rape, murder and gross neglect for innocent lives.

Now some of that is just unfounded and false.

>You have 24 hours to turn yourselves in, after which we will dispatch our units to arrest every single one of you. We discourage you to resist arrest, but we'd love to land a good Smite Evil on your faces.

Come at me, bro.

>>13478374
so what do you think I should do?

She got mad at me when I suggested she was free.

>>13478394

Wish for it, she will notice and often regret the fact that she has been a slave all this time.

They don't carry those "bracelets" for nothing, they are symbols of their servitude.

>>13478394
How about this.

If she doesn't pleasure you enough, she's fired. Out. Banished.

Fake not liking it.

24 hours? Fuck that! First Dawn Unit reporting. Assault of SRA delegations across the country commencing.

>>13478394
Watch the fuck out man, Djinni come in many flavors.
It might be a set up, she may just be messing with you.
But most, if not all of them have free will. Something is definitely up.
Though she may be cursed....

>>13478394
Man, if she wants to be a slave, go with it. It may seem weird now, but you'll get used to it. And it's damn handy to have a servant around. Especially if she can cook. Find out if she can cook, man.

>>13478404
ah, I don't get wishes. Basically she doesn't have many powers other than to be a girl that lives in a lamp. I could order her to act like she was free but she explained that it would be just that, an act. it's all due to some ancient contract.

>>13478418

No such thing, Djinn are mostly harmless compared to Ifrit and Marit.

Never piss off the latter, even more if you live near the coast. Tidal waves coming right at your direction.

>>13478416
Preemptive strike?
We witches be down with that.
Smite THEM for being stupid enough to warn us they were about to attack.

>>13478418
It doesn't sound like she's pretending to lack free will at all. It sounds like she's got free will, but is bound into service (probably by Solomon, he's the one who bound most of them) and she enjoys serving.
Human girls often enjoy serving people, I don't see why it wouldn't be the case that a lamp girl would too.

>Mfw, I get "seduced" by a Incubi
>He is already naked
>Bluff that I am getting lube
>Pour holy water all over him

Instant castration and massive physical agony, take that you fucker!

>>13478453
...That's horrible, and you should be prosecuted. In fact, yeah, pretty sure that's a hate crime and aggravated sexual assault.

Also, regrowth. I think. I don't know if we can from that.

>>13478445

You witches shouldn't worry too much, considering that you mostly brush off something like pyres with relative ease.

Bluff is the best tools most SN have.

>>13478445
>>13478416
>>13478343

>mfw we're better prepared in the SRA than any of the abhumans could ever be

Blow me, faggots.

>>13478423
>>13478411
I guess... I mean she's willing and all.

>>13478418
Honestly I think she's just scared of the modern world. she looks at some of the stuff on TV with fear. Hell she looks at the TV itself with a fair amount of trepidation too. If that's all it is, then fuck, I don't mind. I can kinda understand.

Still, the question of registration remains. Should she register? she can pass for human easily enough.

>>13478416
God damnit Leeroy! Didn't you learn anything from last time? Come on guys, before that moron gets himself killed again.

>>13478438
She could be his "Qareen".
There are always rumors about people having guardian angels.
Though if this is true, she might actually just be Satan in disguise.

What the fuck would the devil want with this mook?

>>13478458

No abomination could recover from such blows, and the fucker deserved it. He had so much bastard children that he never cared for nor did he care about the infernal diseases he carried.

It was justice. He should've been glad that I didn't turn him to religious factions or pissed husbands and other supernaturals.

>>13478447
That's the dude! Solomon!

>>13478479
That isn't fucking justice! I promise you, you do anything like that anywhere near the San Francisco area and I swear to the gods you will never see a wrath brought down on your head as intense as you will the day you see me.

You think angels smite?

You're wrong.

>>13478466
Fuck the SRA, don't put her through that. I mean, you own her and it sounds like she likes that, but it's still not nice to do that shit even if it is supposed to be a law.
Besides, you own her, which carries some amount of obligation to protect her. Turning her in to the SRA would be an extremely shitty thing to do.

>>13478488

That is because YOU GIVE THEM SO MUCH INFERNAL DICKINGS THAT THEY COULD FALL AT ANY MINUTE.

You are so twisted and corrupt you don't even know it, you don't even have to actively seek to utterly addict someone in the pleasures of flesh.

Repent creature.

>>13478496
well, it doesn't hurt that I'm too lazy to deal with all that fucking paperwork anyways.

>Sentient construct mages
Impenetrable defense and genius intellect? Of course.
We'll show them, WE'LL SHOW THEM ALL!

>>13478503
That's damn right I give them dickings. The dickings they beg for on a daily basis. BEG. I never once demanded anything from them. THEY came to ME.

Were I to repent, you'd kill me anyway. So no. I think I'll wait until the SRA gets their hands on you, and have my way with your body.

Karma sucks, angel.

>>13478466

Speaking as an SRA agent, if you don't register her, then she will be confiscated. She will be found and the last thing you probably want is her in our care.

>>13478447

I refuse to believe that someone enjoys doing menial tasks, even more so with abusive masters.

Do you people even care what your servants think or feel? Read beneath the lines, there are always silent protest to something as they can't outright rebel against ancient pacts or hard-wired sense of servitude.

Perhaps you guys could experience what is it like to have a carpal tunnel from repetitive tasks, every joint and muscle in your body aching until you can't even work anymore.

Or in my case, experimented upon.

Free her, regardless what she says.

>>13478523

Death isn't permanent in the grace of god, throug which you could be reborn over trials and forcing you lament the wrongs you have wrought. It will not be painless, as casting off your past sins never will be, even more so with you.. fallen.

Do you even realize that you are actively bringing more evil into this world? That sickens me.

>>13478557
How is giving someone the gift of orgasmic pleasure evil? With the world as shitty as it is (thanks, oh angels, divine beings of good) people need things to take their minds off of it.

Look at the porn industry. You see that? That is what we do for people. Bring them happiness.

>>13478532
If comics have taught me anything, it's not to trust organizations like yours. >>13478496 was right. I have a duty to protect her from exploitative organizations like the SRA.

>>13478570

Thats what it is, nothing but a pleasure of flesh. Its not true happiness but more of a delusion of it.

True bliss cannot be gained through pleasures of flesh or anything material for that matter.

>>13478570
Perhaps not 'evil', but it is still a strong fetter binding you to the suffering of this world. Even with intentions of bringing happiness to others, your Karma will not bring your closer to Nirvana when you depart this plane of existance.

>>13478585 err that was in reply to >>13478524 not >>13478532

as for >>13478532 You have a point. I think I'm going to ask her to tell me what she wants.

>>13478570
To be fair, humans are experts at doing evil and messing everything up. I hear some demons are actually traveling to Earth to learn from humans.

So uh, what does one have to do to register inherently "good" supernatural beasts? I was 'gifted' (more like accidentally stumbled upon) with a Phoenix egg, and it's recently hatched. The little chick is adorable but I haven't found anything talking about them in the SRA documents.

>>13478590
Yeah. Sure. 'Bliss'. That's your term for 'endless slavery to a being that cast out half of his forces over a petty squabble'?

>>13478589
I'm here forever anyway...why not help?

The SRA just want to enslave or destroy anyone who isn't 100% normal human. We shall not stand for this travesty.

>>13478585

Then I hope, you know that you will treat her as an equal rather than mere servant and respect her needs.

I am no friend of SRA, as they despise anyone that might rebel against their rule if they haven't done anything extreme or radical, but I am stil a advocate of freedom.

Its easy for you to think about it as you never faced slavery yourself.

>>13478609
how can I, an average citizen, help the paladins in their cause?

>>13478604

This is no squabble, this is saving innocent souls from utter depravity who in turn corrupt more people with their hedonistic desires.

Serving god isn't slavery, if you embrace him every good deed is serving him by default. He didn't grant humans free will for a a reason.

Whenever I read these things, I'm a little worried about what will happen to the people who don't have a stance one way or the other.

>>13478604
Your life may be measured in uncountable years, but what of the humans you pleasure? Your attentions will bind them more tightly to the desires of this world, and make it harder for them to progress through the cycle of reincarnation.

>>13478646
you have to take a side or the sides will take you.

>>13478645
You know who my current bedmate is?

A goddamn nun.

You think your 'god' fulfills desire? Hell no. This woman is so wild in bed she makes me look like a virgin.

Keep telling yourself you're right. Maybe eventually you'll see the light.

>>13478646

Removed, enslaved or otherwise abused one way or the other.

Humans, Celestials, Demonics. All strive for same things, absolute dominance.

>>13478652
As I've said, they are making a consious decision to suck my dick. I am in no way assisting or hindering them, aside that my dick is there to be sucked.

It is their choice. Not mine.

>>13478624
Think for yourself. Don't judge blindly based on first appearances or the official propaganda. The world needs citizens, not drones. Oh, and paladins... stay away from the SRA's main HQ for now. I have some... special plans for it.

>>13478645

Of course we have free will - The big guy says so.

>>13477346
Charge up the proton packs!

I've been looking for my old man, presuambly a demon of sorts really.

My mother had affairs, probably with a succubi she was a cleric of sorts but she became a pregnant with me, but after I was born with crinsom skin with wings and all she killed herself. Ran out of the god damn door and jumped off the balcony.

You were never there. I had to grow amongst all sorts of tree huggers preaching of peache and tranquility, but refused to see the plight I was going through.

I've personally tought of castrating the fucker when I find him, he brought so much misery to me and my mother that I cannot even begin to describe it.

>>13478722
What...was her name?

>>13478678

Yet you actively seek out humans to satisfy your own urges, you don't even know that you are actively doing so.

Humans are weak and very easily influenced and you should know this.

>>13478733
They are free to say 'no' at any time.

I'd... like some advice.

I don't really know what to do. No one in my family has any kind of lineage that we're aware of. So when it started.. I just thought it was a pimple. Now I have this horn in the middle of my forehead. I used to be the most popular girl in school! This SUCKS.

And I keep forgetting the horn is there..

>>13478678
Do you have no fondness for them? Their love and desire for your body breeds attachment, desire. They will reincarnate poorly. Do you not desire to help them in ways beyond mere physical enjoyment?

>>13478675
>>13478659
But I just don't care! I can't help it, I can't get worked up for one side or the other. I mean, so long as people don't fuck up my shit, why should I take a stance?

On one hand, sure, you paras could hurt me in a lot of ways. Yeah, I get that. On the other hand, most of you seem like cool folks. Most people on the street are cool folks, but a few are psychopaths. Does that mean I should fear everybody? No, I should just take people as they come. Same with the lot of you. But I can also see why people would want the protection the SRA provides.

So, really, I can't find myself really leaning one way or the other.

>>13478765
Does a man not eat? Does he not drink? That is the way I function. If you do not decline, then you are my wine and bread.

>>13478764
I've heard of summoners sometimes having single horns. Have you discovered any powers? Like being able to summon small animals, or perhaps healing or feats of strength?

>>13478731

Are you implying something here? As if you'd remember all the people you've slept with.

I've never known her name, neither did any of the townsfolk as she ran away from civilization that would've hunted her down like a animal just for bearing me, as such she never told the hand maidens her name, as it was irrelevant to them.

I only knew that someone impregnanted her and bludded entire "relatioship" when she abanoned her at her need..

There is little but hate left in me, my demonic heritage doesn't help it either..

>>13478772
I do not intend to castigate or threaten damnation. I merely offer that you could do more. Sexuality is not a sin, and no one finds enlightenment without suffering temptation.

>>13478769
the best thing to do in your position is to take position with the side that best supports what you want morally. Do you prefer freedom and equal rights? you should probably side with the anti SRA groups. Do you prefer order and conformity? Side with the SRA.

>>13478764

You may be an Oni. Test your physical capabilities, you may be becoming stronger and tougher.

Good luck to you. There are much worse things to be than an Oni. The horn isn't that bad, dress around it and you can have a rather unique look.

I know a girl who has a pair of Stag Horns, those are impressive.

>>13478794
I...could, yes. But that would mean I do not feed. And if I do not feed...the results are not pleasing.

so i have a question, how exactly do they think they're gonna track Sin-Eaters such as myself? unless they wanna try and turn a couple to the cause...

>>13478751

You are talking like that you don't tap women that are heavily intoxicated and aren't utterly drunk with the sheer testoterone you usher.

Its little hard to say "no" in such situation, but of course you are glad to oblige any woman that asks for company irresponsibly.

>>13478804

I'd guess she is pretty.

Horny!

>>13478816
I have turned down individual in the past. You speak as if I am a monster. I am not.

>>13478776
I.. I don't really know. I've always been athletic, but that's just a thing. You know? It's why I was popular in the first place. Not so much now of course. I'm too scared of becoming even weirder if I try anything.

What if I mutate more? I could swear my ears aren't the same shape as before either. Am I turning into some kind of demon or something?

Why couldn't have been.. like.. mixed up in transfiguration accident like Jenny or something? All the guys love her bunny ears.

>>13478801

>Implying the SRA isn't a huge advocate of abhuman rights

We were the main reason the Sanguine Accord, Stockholm Shape-Shifter Protocol and Reanimated Sentience Treaty all went through. Without us, supernaturals would be hunted daily and would be forced underground. At least this way they can have some semblance of a normal life.

>>13478807
If you have not been exaggerating about your sexual prowess, you are not exactly starving.....

There is a concept in Mahayana buddhism of one who wishes to end the suffering inherent in the human condition, but does not achieve true enlightenment, clinging to their desire to help others. They are 'Boddhisattvas'.

You could walk this path. You have many years to consider it and put it into practice. Spread sexual pleasure, but teach that there is more to that in life. Enjoying something and refusing to be bound in service to it are not the incompatible.

>>13478829

Nothing too special dear, this happens to every girl your age if they are different heritage.

You might exhibit feats of extreme strength, from the point of juggling dumpsters to strong tolerance to alcohol, nothing too drastic like skin change.

Try to seek out other teens sharing similiar problems, most schools have monster-human alliances, if allowed.

>>13478804
Oni? Isn't that a Japanese thing?

Am I going to grow a tail or something? Jenny had to replace her whole wardrobe when her tail came in. She had some nice stuff too. I don't think my cash reservoir could survive that.

>>13478845
I...could. Yes. It would be difficult, and distinctly unpleasant...but what is pleasure without unpleasantness. ...you speak surprisingly wise words. Moreso than the divine beings floating around here.

>>13478829
It's ok, it's alright to feel afraid at the changes, it's natural, much like what's happening to you. But at the same time you should try to explore what is changing in you. knowing what you can do is the first step in accepting that it's OK to be your new self.

>>13478865
Gods are merely higher beings, more powerful than mortal men.

This does not preclude them needing enlightenment themselves.

>>13478864

You might have a immense of growth spurt, fat mind you just might grow into 7'' feet with immense muscle density at one point, but other than that no.

You won't grow tails or anything like that dear.

>>13478875
If this is true...

...'Boddhisattvas', eh? I'll look into it. Thank you.

>>13478864

No, though you may expect to have your skin change colour a bit, towards blue or red.

>>13478864

>Cash Resevoir

You can apply for monetary aid, as most changeling suffer from problems such as you so they have to change their lifestyle and such rather drastically.

Most insurance companies handle this rather well too, have you talked about this with your parents by the way?

>>13478836
buuuuull and shiiiit.

I've seen the so called rights the SRA practices. Wholesale slaughter of sentient beings deemed useless, magical enslavement of others deemed useful. black ops teams to silence anyone who speaks out openly against the SRA practices.

Not to mention those so called accords only went through with riders and provisos that gave the SRA unprecedented powers in dealing with metahumans.

>>13478883
Do good in life.

A demon buddhist, huh... This could be interesting.

>>13478890

That may vary, she would've done so as melanin tends to change more early.

And judging from horn, she had her change so I'd suggest some counselling from the school nurse for additional.. information.

Just try to avoid the gnoll looking types, my friend a Lamia male to add came out form such meeting so dazed and never figured what the hell happened.

Guys. I'm terrified and I need help.

A friend of mine, a psychic, right? She had a dream...saw a thing. She drew it, and gave it to me. Said it was important. I shrugged and took it, though 'meh, whatever.'

Two days later...today...I woke up...and I was really pale. Like...white. My toes hurt like fire and just above my ass hurts too. I keep hearing these voices in my head...

What the fuck's happening to me

/tg/ - Monster Teen Support/Hotline

...

Odd interest, yes.I am slightly amused.

I've heard so much shit about America's SRA and am thankful Briton's MSA (ministry of supernatural affairs) is more lenient. In my case as a lycanthrope I have to register my address and exact specifications of our powers (for example as well as the werewolf form that causes so much trouble I can also turn into a golden retriever). When registered we are given a safe location in the middle of nowhere which we can stay for the full moon (in my case four of lycanthropes and I hang out in an old barn operated by the MSA staff they usually drop a few sheep in there to keep the beasts distracted). The MSA also employed me as a speacialist consultant on supernatural crime with the London metropolitan police. My nose has come in very handy on more then one occasion.

>>13478880
>7" feet
Great. So I AM turning into a total freak. I could live with a horn, but not THAT. I'll be some super amazonian thing? I've seen pictures on the internet. I'd rather DIE.

Why me? I didn't do anything to anyone!

>>13478929

You've been a changeling my dear, you are going through a change. Had any of your relatives gone through such change?

The voices aren't too much to be afraid of, its just your latent psychic abilities manifesting.

>>13478966
there was a story that my aunt killed herelf because of omething like that

god it hurt to type.

what' a changeling

>>13478899

I don't know what agency you're talking about, but it's certainly not the SRA.

I've already said earlier in this thread I'm serving in the SRA's armed response teams and can tell you right now that the only ones targetted are violent or otherwise unsuitable abhumans. And even then, they're most commonly arrested and brought in for a trial. If possible. Sometimes it's not, and in that case we have to use deadly force. It's the exact same as the police, except our jurisdiction covers any and all abhumans covered by the RSA's entity lists. Obviously corruption occurs, as in any organization, but it's not reflective on the group as a whole. I'm sorry you've had some bad experiences with our organization, but you need to realize that we are an important group fighting for your safety and the safety of others like you.

>>13478957

Of course not, you won't look like a muscle woman or anything like that. You'll be by definition, big.

You'll be just larger version of older you.

>>13478957
ah, don't listen to him. the size thing is very rare. A lot of them don't change size at all, and in fact most look like normal people only they can lift a school bus over their head.

>>13478981
what about those pictures the Guardian released last week of that genocide in eastern Europe. Or the wikileaks release of the SRA internal memos dealing with "containment and disposal" of metahumans?

It makes me sick, man.

>>13478957

You'll be fine. The 7ft thing isn't so bad. And being strong has it's advantages.

Don't think 'Huge', think 'Statuesque'

>>13478997

The Eastern Europe controversy is overstated. This is my backyard. I'm currently posted here, and while I can't comment on it due to the ongoing investigation, I can absolutely assure you that it is not a genocide. It was a warranted and measured response by trained professionals doing what protocol and precedence set forth.

As for the wikileaks memos, whatever upper management wants to call our work isn't my concern. But as a boot on the ground who actually does the dirty work, I can say that we treat things with the utmost professionalism. We may joke sometimes about the abhumans, but we take the role very seriously.

>>13478984
Well.. That's not so bad I guess. But I just googled oni and.. um.. don't they have two horns? I just have the one. Right in the center of my head.

I'm thinking of getting it filed a bit. It's sharp. Nearly poked my boyfriend's eye out when I forgot..

>>13479036
It's possible to get the tip capped with gold or another precious metal. Some find the feel of a file against it grating, and seek to blunt it another way.

>>13478981
Sooo thats the purpose of those PR classes. Good job chap. I find SRA-R teams and their members to be alright chaps. But I fucking hate the inter agency rivalry that seems to plague your entire command structure..

Oh, were you in on the containment ops on that lycan problem in the sewer system last year? If so, I owe you a beer, you guys dug us out of a real shitty situation. Fuck em lycans and their keen sense of smell!

>>13479036

Not all of them, some have one. They tend to be magicaly inclined, generally summoning.

>>13479036
The horn numbers vary from oni to oni. some have 2, other's have 1. Also, don't feel like you have to be something just because it's there. if you don't want to be like other oni you don't have to be.

about the horn, you could decorate the point. put a little hat or ribbon or scarf on it. something cute. If anyone asks say the horn gets cold. not like anyone could call you out on that. filing it down is not recommended though.

What does your boyfriend think of all this?

>>13479002
..She's not seven feet though. She's just under six. My question still stands too! Don't Oni have two horns? Seems suspicious..

>>13479051
Oh! Well.. thank you! That sounds nice. I didn't even think of that.

>>13479028
sure, an "investigation" to distract everyone while the SRA destroys the evidence and sweeps the whole thing under the rug! A neutral third party should have been the investigators. letting the SRA handle the investigation internally is like letting BP clean up the gulf oil spill.

As for the memo, It's never been a secret that the SRA treats metahumans like Debeers treats Africans or Nike treats Malaysians, but now we're finally starting to see the cruelty of the whole organization. It's all coming out now.

>>13479067

No, where abouts was that? Are you the guy out in London? I usually hear at least a little bit about everything we do here in Europe, but sometimes things slip through the cracks, especially out West there. My stomping ground is currently Romania, been here since September of 2010. Before that was Azerbaijan for the summer, with Bulgaria for 9 months before that. Before that was a short two months in Serbia preceded by my first year serving in my home country of Canada. I've hunted a fair share of Lycanthropes through the woods, but none through the sewers any time recently.

>>13479036
Some have two horns from the sides of their heads, others have one horn in the center.... some have even more horns to indicate some sort of nobility.

You'll probably top out at about 7'6", be strong enough to lift a garbage dumpster with a single hand, have a longing for a good fistfight or a good battle of wits... in short a competitive streak as big as you are. Your ears might get a bit more pointed, your skin might darken to a reddish color, or tint slightly blue, you might end up with cat-like eyes (including fun ability to see in the dark).

You might at some point feel inclined to strap a pair of non-functioning wooden wings to your back and leap from treetop to treetop while wearing the biggest pair of high-heels you can cobble together (you'll probably stand closer to 8 or 9 feet tall in these things).

Also, expect to be a natural at almost anything you pick up, in *any* area, you'll drink like a fish and not get liquored enough for it to seriously impair you.

>>13479127
oh quit trying to impose those ancient stereotypes on the poor girl. She's lost enough as it is without your trolling.

>>13479116

I guess I can't change your mind, but I hope that if you ever have contact with us you'll see we're a perfectly reasonable and professional group who will treat you with the proper amount of dignity and respect your actions have deserved.

>>13479116
Who watches the watchers? Who keeps those powers in check, lest they run rampant and abuse their position?

>>13479136
The one thing I've found about all stereotypes is that they tend to always be true to some extent... they wouldn't be stereotypes if there wasn't some truth to them.

Also, I'd like to see where you distinguish the 'stereotypes' from the factual stuff.

>>13479079
>put a little hat or ribbon or scarf on it. something cute.
Your sense of fashion frightens me. The other girls would eat me alive if I did that. Are you insane?

>What does your boyfriend think of all this?

He's torn between hating the new danger involved in blow jobs and the prospect of a handhold. If he tries the latter, I don't care if I have oni strength or not. I'm chucking him through a wall.

>>13479068
Where do you and mister fashion dead get your information? Google isn't exactly good for finding this stuff. If I am an Oni, I'd like to know more. Everything I see says two horns.. and nothing about magically inclined.

I hate this. I guess I just gotta wait till anything else weird happens to know for sure.

But thank you guys for all you're help.

>>13479136
Please, sir, some of us find that term offensive.

>>13479152
you are assigning personality quirks of a few ancient oni to all of them. Not all Oni like to fight, but most Oni do like a challenge. They don't all get drunk and do crazy things like jump through treetops, but they do have a very high tolerance for alcohol.

>>13479125
London lycanthrope here. Never dealt with lycanthropes in the sewer that was someone else. I've heard a lot about lycanthrope culture in eastern europe and in all honesty it shames me. with only one notable exception (the famous case of William Blakely of course) most lycanthropes here are fine law abbiding citizens. This apparently has a lot to do with the pack a country wide social club focused on helping lycanthropes adapt to their condition. I have many freinds within the south london pack myself.

>>13479152
>>13479136
...Why do I suddenly have an opinion on racism?

>>13479157
>sense of fashion
yes well, I am a straight male what the fuck do I know of fashion? You'll think of something though.

As for where I get my information, I read a lot of books while in hiding.

>>13479162
eh, sorry I guess. word is ingrained from years of use.

>>13479157
Your change is confusing, I know. The fact that it happens during the years that it does is even worse. However, I would like to point out that there are support groups out there for youths such as yourself. While, true, they are SRA monitored, if you do choose to sign yourself up (something that I do suggest) you will find that they will actually help you in finding one that is right for you. Many people forget this fact, and it is not one that they frequently advertise for some odd reason.

Despite popular belief, they did assist in finding musical schools which would accept me. I had a case agent who worked very hard on my behalf, and helped my family in securing funding. To this day we still write each other regularly.

>>13479172
I did point to the strong competitive streak.

I always figured the treetop thing was a bit weird, but when you have the physical prowess to do something like that, why not do it just to say you can.

The near universal mastery of anything an oni touches has a fairly storied history, and as far as stereotypes it's probably one of the better ones... unless you're not quite capable of living up to it. Being competitive lazy drunkards is probably about the worst stereotype you can attribute to the oni clans... and when you realize how much they have to drink in order to actually get drunk you can wipe out the lazy part of that statement right there. Were not oni tutors, teachers and workers some of the best around? They were even respected by the *tengu*.

They might have been considered 'lazy' because, like all who easily master most challenges life presents them with, they easily succumb to apathy and or aloofness.

>>13479211
It happens, and I understand. Just remember that not all of us are mindless brutes and work hard to negate the stereotype that comes with being what we are. I don't often bring it up outside of conversations like these. No sense in announcing what I am.

>>13479221
>Oni mastery

Oh god this. In my work with the Metahuman Underground I met an oni who went from not knowing what a gun was to being able to field strip and clean a muddy M16 in about 6 hours. It was artistry.

>>13479194
Well, what are the other possibilities? I don't know of anything with a single horn. Someone mentioned summoners before, but that's more if you're practicing magic isn't it?

Google is being unhelpful when it REALLY matters. Naturally.

>>13479178

I worked with an English guy when I was in Serbia. I think he's out there with the London police now. He was an investigator. Worked in the desk as opposed to out in the field with us. Still a really solid guy. Drank like a fish. I'd like to say his name, but as far as I know, it's still technically protected under the privacy protocols. Still, it'd be pretty great if you knew him. Really good guy.

>>13479157
There's nothing wrong with something cute, and when you top out at around 7-8 feet tall with an 'athletic' build... there's not too many girls who are going to be likely to say something to you, at least to your face anyways.

Be confident and self-assured and you'll have no problems... and if you do, tower over them and threaten to give them a smack.

>>13479239
If you gave him 12, he probably would have been able to improve upon what you already had.

>>13479242
Well. in my work with the Underground I've met a Kirin descendant who could heal anything from a grievous gunshot wound to the tumor you never knew you had, a thick grey skinned gentleman with a love of classical music and theology who just wanted to do what was right and a summoner. That was her race, she insisted.

There are many races that have horns. It's why I suggested you try to do as many different things as possible to see what you are capable of.

>>13479248
STOP SAYING THAT. I DON'T WANT TO BE EIGHT FEET TALL. OR EVEN SEVEN.

I don't want to resort to pathetic attempts at being "cute".

I don't want to be a drunken lazy cunt.

I don't want to be a violent competitive bully.

JUST SHUT UP!

>>13479243
I think I know who your talking about and yes we suspect he is working under a fake name. He is not meant to talk about Serbia and only does when he's pissed. The guy has mild PTS syndrome and has been known to go very quiet without provacation.

Just a heads up for all you guys who aren't in the know, the SRA has been rigging elections and stockpiling nuclear weapons for a while now.

Just thought some of you might be interested.

>>13479273

You don't have to be any of that that you don't want to. You don't have to be a Stereotype.

But unless you live in the Bible Belt it won't be as bad as you fear. You'll be fine. Keep your chin up kid.

>>13479274

Huh. Nothing weird really happened in Serbia. Was actually probably the calmest post I've been at thus far. I just meant that I couldn't say his name over an imageboard like this because of various investigations he's involved in and how this site is pretty unsecure. Still, maybe shit happened after I left Serbia that fucked him up or something. God damn, that sucks. He was pretty cool.

>>13479286
The underground has been watching this very carefully. It's frightening but expected.

>>13479294
When he gets drunk he jabbers on about the old things in the forest.

Sound familiar

>>13479286

Ha! We're an international organization once run by the United Nations! We're not stockpiling nuclear weapons. And we have no interest in fixing elections. We're not even a national entity. God damn, stop being so paranoid.

>>13479304
I know you have. But some people haven't. Most people don't even know about what they did in Texas.

I met one of them. He still had the scars.

>>13479273

Don't listen to these haters, most of them go by ANCIENT stereotypes and people that don't know jacks shit about plight of SN Teens.

Trust me on this, unlike you my physical apperance was pretty much set in the stone since I hatched, but I faced pretty much the same prejudice like you did. 7 and half feet tall, with obvious predatory looks.

Be what you will, there isn't really any guarantee what you'll look like, but I am pretty sure that horn of yours will be the only obvious manifestation of your nature.

What I am willing to wager, there are plenty SNs with your class most of them hide in plain sight, but some odd habits give them away.

>>13479311
Shows how much you know. Back before I reached the singularity, one of your people asked for my help with their anti-matter weapons project.

I said no, they cut out one of my eyes.

>>13479311
and the bioweapon you have in the facility in Georgia?

Our remote viewers have seen it. As well as the secret bunker in Ukraine. It's been because of SRA facilities in those areas that Russia has been pushing outwards into them.

>>13479318
hey, I'm not hating here. I've been trying for the last... hour it seems like to say there are options for help. This one guy keeps popping in with the 7 foot tall thing though.

>>13479306

Not to me. Must have been after my time. It has been a long time since I was there, so stuff might have happened while I was in Azerbaijan. We lived like fucking monks out there. The posting was some shitty FOB kind of encampment. Felt like I was back in Afghanistan. The only thing that broke up the monotony was the constant patrols. Because the way we were spread around the country, we had to take a helicopter to various villages and conduct foot patrols and whatnot to investigate things. Like I said, felt like I was back in Afghanistan. Heard they're starting to change that, as well as establish a stronger presence throughout Central Asia. That place is a fucking cesspool for abhumans, man. You have no idea. It's going to be the wild west out there in a few years. The last bastion and all that.

But no none of that does sound familiar, but I did lose contact with pretty much everyone during that summer.

So, I guess I'm a little late to the thread, haven't read all the posts, but I'd just like to speak from my position as a Para working for the SRA, in Enforcement.

The organization itself is not bigoted. It's true that it's primarily Standards who make up the organization, who themselves may be bigoted, which I suppose is to be expected, but there's no malicious intent in the organization as a whole.

>>13479286

Hah, must suck not being an outsider! :D

We have the best of both worlds.

Why people diss horns so badly? I love short, stout and sharp horn even more so if its polished..

Its good measurement how girl respects herself, y' know?

>>13479306
>>13479294
Guys. Shut the FUCK up about Serbia, okay? That's all I'm going to say. Serbia and Peru and things we don't talk about in polite company any more. At least not right now. I just had to send somebody to her shrink, okay? If you keep it up, I'll put in to have BOTH of you sent to Peru.

Think about it.

>>13479125
Right, Yea. Mostly Europe based, but my team goes where SRA wants some digging done. You see, we dont usually carry the gear for a protracted firefight, or to hold off a whole god dammed pack of lycans..

I shit you not, Originally me and my team were a special interpol unit, specializing in identifying and destroying smugglers and their network. So when we tracked down the source of a real pure supply of cocaine, we were expecting humans, mayhap a few paras, not a whole pack of lycans running the show..

So now we are part of the SRA, we deal with the same things, but now we dont have to dick around for warrants and the like. Without that paperwork, we have managed to triple our seizure rate, and have cut down on contraband availability in our AoR. Paras aint to pleased about that however, but thats why we get to go talk to the most vocal of them.. They tend to go quiet after that.

>>13479348
Yes, that must suck for those guys.

>>13479347

Where abouts are you posted currently? Chances I'll know you if you're in Europe at all. Or at least know of you.

>>13479344
Be grateful this guy is screwed up he thinks they are stalking him and he refuses to leave heavily urban areas something about the country side makes him feel vulnerable. I don't get it myself ever since I got bitten I have loved the countryside.

>>13479157
>the prospect of a handhold

If that's all, you're fucking lucky.

>>13479365

Eh. The conflicts in the 90s really messed that area up and everyone, including the abhumans, carried it heavily. I wouldn't be surprised if some pretty heavy stuff went down there. There was definitely the potential for it.

>>13479354
You know where that pic is from?

>>13479367
Were all about to get promoted

>>13479363
Chicago, actually.
Kind of a rough city for this job. We've actually got a pretty high Para population, though I'm not sure why. I'll check my files from the last census and post the percentage.
But yeah, we here in the SRA in just the last year had to double our employment here.

>>13479394

Allegedly called "Sins of NeonCity" by OmeN2501

>>13479408
>>13479408
So, the city of Chicago officially has a 41% Parahuman population.

That's kind of huge.

>>13479397
we didn't follow the rrrrrrrrrrruuurrrrruuus

Alrighty boys and girls, your friendly neighbourhood SRA-R member is going to bed. Good night and God Bless.

>>13479423
Chicago is a great place for a metahuman on the run to hide for a few days. Just saying.

>>13479423

Assuming of all supernaturals are registered, most SNs hide pretty damn well and blend in.

Hey guys. My neighbor has been making a lot of noise. I know she's like, an elemental of sound or something, the cops said so, but it's really irritating.

>>13479459
It's in your best interest to make sure she's in a good mood. Would you rather have soothing ocean sounds while you sleep or screaming banshee noises.

Be nice to her. she can probably sound like a night out in the country under the stars.

>>13479433
Oh, no, we assume a large margin of unregistered Para's, this is just what we officially have on record.

How I can check if I have paranormal activity going on myself?

I for one, find myself constantly in places where I shouldn't, example I found myself in 13th plane of torment when I was on my way to the kitchen.

I am not the smartest man but, i get the feeling that there is something going on that I don't really understand.

>>13479496
Shit, its that high over there? We clamped down real hard here in Europe, and thats probably why all the hate is flowing. And also why you guys have had a huge influx of the bastards.

Yes, anyone who does not register, para or not, is scum. Anyone who helps them, are scum. And scum does not have rights. God I love my job, nothing like busting a nest of illegals, and if one of them looks at you funny, its open season on the bastards, you never know when one of em might try something funny.. Lost my partner that way, fucking para bastard put his eyes on fire.. But he would have been proud of the payback..

>>13479550

Looking for excuse to kill anything and everything with a bigger dick than you, eh?

>>13479565
No. Just looking out for number one and his species.

>>13479550
except you bastards only hit places where they won't fight back, because you KNOW you don't want open warfare.

>>13479574

Whatever chump, I am going to tap your mother and sister with my two fabulous love rods, just in spite of you.

>>13479550
As a Para myself, and a SRA Enforcer, I'd like to say that you are the scum that brings organizations like this low.

>>13479593
Sorry to hear you think like that. But I guess im just cynical. Peace and coexisting are two ideals that would be awesome, if only they worked. Paras that help us do it because they know that only if we work together to root out the subversive elements in the para camp, and the norm camp, can those two ideals become reality.

I am not scum. I am simply a facilitator for that, it will benefit humans, and paras. Those that are left of both, that is. Scum are scum, regardless if its para or norm.

>>13479627
It's not a matter of Para or Standard, or even Registered or Unregistered.

It's the fact that you seem to *enjoy* taking human life.
That's just fucking sick, and, frankly, frightening.

Hey, uh, guys. Can we stop calling, non-Para's "humans". We're humans too, just...different.
It's kind of, I don't know, insensitive to talk as if we were something wholly separate.

>>13479692

What sort of creature are you, wannabe human?

>>13479796
Human.
The only thing even slightly abnormal about me is I can ignite my finger tips.
But everything else is normal.
I dress in blue jeans and t-shirts.
I listen to Death Cab For Cutie and The Foo Fighters and fucking Coldplay.
I'm a normal guy.

>>13479826

Whatever floats your boat, half-man.

>>13479856
Half? If anything he's more.
Fuck, I want superpowers...