Ell oh ell?

Either it's literate or it can communicate with someone who is. Either way, the idea of an intelligent GCube is intriguing. Even moreso if it's a gentlemen.

"I may be a bit tall and clumsy, but I'm in a great shape otherwise! A bit of a heavy sleeper, but when I'm awake, I love to stroll casually around towns and have a bit of a taste of new people and places, and I'd love to have some company for that!"

>>13406179

>>13406179
We already have gentlemen Elder brain and Aboleth. I don't see why a Gentlecube wouldn't work except that his hat and monocle will be stuck inside his body.

"Hey guys! Looking for some intelligent, if slightly nerdy, company? Then I'm the girl for you! Looking for another intellectual, of whom I could get a piece of mind of."

>>13406179
I was once going to start a quest thread about a Cube that was given intelligence by a wizard.

I trashed the idea, but in my head it would have been a lot like The Majesty of Colors.

>>13406132
>>13406179
kinda like the idea of cube, as shown, wobbling in front of a keyboard, typing out posts slowly with the dried up hand still attached to a bit of bone that was not quite dissolved.

on the second hand.. i dont have an image handy but..

>>13406132
>>13406192
>>13406210
It's A Trap!

"Hey boys! Interested in a mutually enjoyable and lucrative relationship? I have so much riches, yet so little people to share them with! Quite a bit of experience, too, when it comes to the bedroom stuff! Looking for a nice robust man who doesn't care about the other's age and won't catch a flu easily. Waiting for your calls!"

>>13406241
At first I thought that would be one of those Nigerian email scams.

Given legitimate desire for a relationship rather than the presented situation of a likely trap, I might take any of those listed in this thread up on it. The mind is what matters, regardless of the meat around it.

>>13406241
Mummy Rot is an STD now?

>>13406346
Assuming you like your sex rough enough to do damage, hey, it's delivered by a natural attack.

>>13406346
Corpse colds are the worst colds.

banp

>>13406360
I'm pretty sure just a touch is enough.

Perhaps a acid-resistant construct could answer the call.
Or a pervert wizard with elemental resistance. Like if someone from /d/ had magic powers.

>>13410475
Seriously, though, I wonder what it'd be like to fuck a gelatinous cube, provided you were immune to the dissolving.

>>13410549
Stick your dick in a huge slab of tofu that you mixed bits of skeleton and ruined pieces of metal into.
I think it would be something like that.

>>13410549
Grab a bowl of jello.

>>13410549

>>13410594
>>13410595
I don't think so, because both of those things get permanent holes in them if you poke a finger or something in them, while gelatinous cubes just reform.

>>13410652
>a finger or something
>or something

Jellofucker!

>>13410670
No, like a spoon. Honestly, you guys.

>>13410705
so hat's what the kids are calling it these days.

>>13410705
Your dick is a spoon?
Wow, I'm so sorry man.
How do women react when you show them it?
Do you use it to eat your cereal with, or is that just too weird?

>>13410746
How would he eat cereal with it? I doubt his spoon-dick is long enough to give himself oral, so I don't think he could use it to eat.

>crestive just-named

>>13406241

"Lounging around waiting for the right someone to fall into my web. Loves children, good at multi-tasking, enjoys a cities nightlife. If you like ample booty and lots of leg, then I'm the right one for you"

"Listen up fellas, this girl is putting herself back on the meat market. My last boytoy didn't last too long. Looking with someone with endurance in an XXL size. No heavy drinkers. No smokers. Type B preferred. Bloodwork non-optional. "

"A broken heart hopes you can stitch her back together. I enjoy tea times and horror movies that give me a shock. I just know we'll be made for each other. Fire bad. "

"Free-spirited outdoor type looking for a rugged companion to go hiking and camping with. Respect my in-laws and maybe we can sow some wild oats. "

>>13406198
Actually, it has a bowler hat stuck to its top and an epic mustachio stuck to its front. Plus a cummerbund.

"Bored Bureaucrat looking for someone to inject some new life into him. Must prefer 'older' gentlemen. I can tell you the secrets of the stars, as long as you fill out the required forms in triplicate."

"Female adventurer looking for a man-at-arms. Pole-arms preferred. Must be of great girth for hitpoints with a min str of 18... Ok, I've been in a human city for three years and GODS I need to get laid. Ride me."

Damnit.
Female adventurer looking for a man-at-arms. Pole-arms preferred. Must be of great girth for hitpoints with a min str of 18... Ok, I've been in a human city for three years and GODS I need to get laid. Ride me."

"A quite home and a homely girl looking for friendly face. Enjoys long walks on the beach and collecting sea-weed. "

>>13412496
AAAH SHE HAS HINDLEGS FOR FORELEGS!

I fail my Sanity check and attempt to kill myself with the serger sewing machine next to my computer.

God freaking damnit.
"A quite home and a homely girl looking for friendly face. Enjoys long walks on the beach and collecting sea-weed. "

"Pious Pretty seeks righteous paladin to help her smite the shadows of an empty bedchamber. Maybe you could help put a kink in my armor. "

>>13412555
Huh, so she does.
So I guess she can't walk that well. Running is out of the question.
Elephants have four forward-facing knees. Could an animal get around with four backwards facing knees?

>>13412732
I dunno, can elephants walk backwards?

>>13412737
...Yes?

>>13412218
Hell yeah!
>>13412275
Hell No!
>>13412412
Maybe... I like tree.
>>13412640
Grab me my lude!

>>13412732
>Elephants have four forward-facing knees.

What?

>>13412853
>>Grab me my lude!
>>my lude
>>lude
Lude the shit out of that angel. Lude her like the fist of an angry god.

>>13412732
Actually, the knees face forward. What you are looking at, friend, are lengthened feet. It's true! The tarsal bones, which are in human feet as well, are longer on a horse, and only their toes are in their hooves. Cats and dogs are similar!

>>13412412
Step aside, wooden lass!
I know the adventure of life you are trying to seek! Together we'll cross rivers, climb mountains, and in time, plant quite a few wild oats.

>>13412896

Yeah the "backwards" bit is actually the ankle, it is just much farther back/higher up.

Human ankles are backwards compared to the knee.

banp

>>13406132
Remember back when we used to have all of those slimegirl threads that started like this?

/tg/ personals.....

BRILLIANT

>>13406241
If what's under the bandage is just as good as the rest then oh yeah.
>>13412218
Depends where the vagina is but otherwise I ain't picky.
>>13412375
Like that; ofc! How she would look Irl... please don't let me think about it...
>>13412412
If she has one then oh yes.
>>13412496
Same as with the Arachne...
>>13412640
As stated before me, will need alot of lube... probably will need some for the necro girls as well...

>>13412496
Time to break out the old polymorph centaur wand.

Little redhead looking for "knight in shining armor" type. Loves hard metal.

firey hottie looking for someone who can handle me. I warn you, I'm intense!

Fun girl looking for a man with tough skin. Enjoys sightseeing and spirited debates. That's queen bitch to you.

"Ex-adventurer looking to settle down. I'm not much of a looker anymore, I have a few scars and other things, but this war dog has a loving heart and is eager to please. Kisses."

"Sometimes I feel lost in a labyrinth of love. Dead ends, endless loops, and surprises around every corner. Won't a nice girl out there come guide this built hunk of meat out to the light?"

>>13425384
Would hit it.

>>13428296
As would I... ax

>>13406316

"If ur a cute little twink who is into body hair , come bug this bear for a random encounter."

>>13425384
Is that a Violator CSM?
"He" has been very blessed by Slaanesh.
Someone is going to be very lucky in answering that personal, or brought into millennia-long unending torment of pleasure and insanity.
Either way: I'd hit it like the fist of the Emperor.

"I'm an open-minded poet and scholar who just wants a lovely lady to walk through the barrows and cairns with to stargaze. Not easily spooked and a love for genuflecting a must."

Fun loving adventurer seeks same for lighthearted adventures.
Must like dogs.

Puffy cloud or slime princesses need not respond.

Athletic, high-energy individual seeks elf in good shape with lean, supple muscles and a diet high in vitamins and polyunsaturated fats. I give great tenderiz-- I mean, massages. (Must love barbecue sauce.)

/tg/ thread seem to last longer these days.

bump

"Athletic gentleman yet also a scholar,loves jogging politically a pacifist seeks a woman who loves traveling Adventuresses need not apply"
>>13412496
But for you a exception

"Yes I'd like my usual order off two drow males on the go please,also I've heard that a dwarf would go very well with my unicorn skin blouse so one of those too.....Yes shave his beard first no dwarf is as sad as a shaved dwarf...Oh and I see you have one off our surface cousin and he's in the non broken in and extra virgin categories I'll take him too.
Yes payment on the delivery of the slaves and don't forget my 10% discount"

>this thread
Never change /tg/.

>>13433343
I lol'd
>captcha: Impaully she

ITT: any hole a go go ...
>>13412412
fucking woodknots.

>>13424705

i d'aaawwwed

banp

I wonder if this thread will still be going through January.

Quiet loner seeks open-minded, understanding woman that can overlook a few birth marks. Am estranged from family, but more than willing to join yours. Infernal worship is a deal-breaker.

Outdoorsy Sagittarius girl seeks adventurous male for the ride of his life! I'm into archery, blacksmithing, and wine. Must love horses.

Leader of a group of new arrivals seeks teacher to explain this new and strange world to him. Gender is not important, females must be clothed at all times. Experience with oasis waterholes that suck people into other worlds preferred. Picture is me (the guy with the big helmet) and my brethren. Romance optional.

Appologies for forgettng to attack the painting of my brethren and I.>>13443045

"Infernal agent trapped in the mortal world seeking soul mate to beat up angels with. Plus if you like ghosts, lingerie, and being willing to play with my sister. You must follow the RRRRRRRRRRRRRRURRRUSS."

Woman with wonderful eyes and wellkempt hair seeks a gentleman who looks at the hands first and has lots of character and humor to spend long nights underground with me. Adventurers and masons need not apply.

>>13447055

"When I find a man I like I can be a bit clingy, and I've been told I hug a bit more than some people like. I make up for it, though. I can deep throat like you wouldn't believe."

holy shit this thread still lives

>>13447178
I'd marry her.

stout ant tough manly man looking for a gal who enjoys quaffing ale and hunting greenskins.

"Two men enter; one man leaves."

>>13447178

Hmmm, does she have any control over the turn-to-stone thing?

"Looking for a sensitive lad with nerves of steel and a heart of gold, not afraid of commitment. Beard a big plus."

bump

Some times I just feel that I am haggard and and world worn, like nobody understands me. I am just looking for the right kind of woman to take care of me and does not like furries or hedgehogs.

"Looking for a warm companion for the long cold seasons. Strong physique preferred and experience in serpentine anatomy"

"Good, God-fearing girl looking for some companionship outside the ya-ya sisterhood. Ready to sing some sweet litanies with a man who knows how to care for a big bolter. Loves traveling and a good campfire."

Well-traveled and much-experienced older gentleman, fallen on harder times, looking for cunning, strong woman. Takes betrayal badly, may have a slight sword fixation.

"Hotter than hell, and looking for an open-minded man of wealth and taste. Should be willing to push his limits, and willing to taste forbidden fruits."

>>13451584
Forbidden fruit? What, like a smuggled banana shipment?

>>13451567
Aaaaaaawwww, cute thing.

It better not eat mice, though.

God damn it, How do I work these stupid Coms? Fuck it, listen if anyone is out there near the Omega IIXV system, I need to find a girl. I've been in a barracks for the past three years with nothing but dudes, fighting monsters that aren't even human.

Interested in anything feminine, please respond soon. I don't know how much longer I have left until the next attack.

>>13451673
>Omega IIXV
>IIXV
Wat?

>>13451568
Why did I laugh so hard?

>>13451584
>>man of wealth and taste
Great song, good reference.
The Guns 'n' Roses cover was better than the Rolling Stone version.

>>13406210
>of whom I could get a piece of mind of
Ugh.

>>13451747
Illithid freudian slip.

>>13451568
>>13451673
You two are meant for each other.

LOOKIN' FER' SUM BIG WAAGHBOSS TO GO WAAGHIN' WIF. I LOOKS FUNNY BUT I IZ A ORK BOYZ THAT IS GOOD AT ROKKIN' AND STOMPIN' UMIES.

YOUSE MUST BE OPEN TO BOYZ BEIN DEMSELVES IN DAW WAAGH.

>>13451723
HERESY !!!!

Mitey wormling lookin for she wormling for gettins. Pleaz bring shinies and food. Advinchurers stay away, only want hot wormling luv. Very hot, RED hot.

>>13452212
I prefer the G&R version myself.
Though both are good.

bump

"Hey there, looking for someone with shorter blond hair, willingness to solve complex techno-babble, and enjoys exploring ancient ruins. Won't you be my second-in-command?"

>>13406256
pretty close

also I'd smite dat

Eee tu hon nub nub! Su ga peedalla witi witi gulbood.

Must be 420-friendly!

>>13447178
>>13447178
So long as she doesn't poison/turn me to stone indefinitely, Yeah.
Plust, I fit right in the description!
no Claustrophobia either!

>>13452286

.... delious small humanoid and dragon love.

Looking for men who get crossover jokes.

>>13458475
Strawberry Shortcake/Dragon Warrior/Hellsing anime.