No, now go away.

Last time people wanted to know what might or would happen in the coming games, and since then some things happened. So I figured I might offer an update before I go away.

If people aren't interested, that's fine, the games already at a pace that I like, I'm not completely reliant on advice anymore. Really, this is just for people who wanted to know how things were going, I probably don't need to make threads asking what to do anymore.

But at least this update, for anyone who's interested?

>>13399792
Yes, ignore the newfag.

Are you seriously making a thread asking us if we remember another thread? Get out.

The tripcode man, use the goddamn tripcode

Unless you're a troll, which is possible judging by the odd way to start the thread.

Yawn. Call me back when you've discovered God doesn't love or care about us at all and all our service towards him has been for nothing. All the blood spilled for no purpose save murder.

>>13399792
>>13399821

That's fine if no one cares, just checking for interest. The other ones seemed fairly active, but if people don't care then the thread can just die.

>>13399821
No, you get out fuck face.

I'll write more once I find an excuse to shove a Garland reference in there.

Because Garland is fucking awesome.

>>13399873
Hey, remember that one thread? That was awesome.

Well, I'm interested, Reverse Chivalry Anon. Been looking forward to the update personally.

It's sort of a mixed response I guess?

I was just seeing if anyone still was interested in our game, but it seems not, so nevermind then.

It was only supposed to be an update anyway.

>>13399911
If you're not a troll give us the update.

And use your tripcode from the last thread if you didn't forget it already. If you by any chance are the real deal then don't start your thread in such a silly way that everyone will think you're just making shit up/trolling.

>>13399949

That's how all the threads relating to this game started though, if you look in the sup/tg/.

---

I'll give a quick update then, let's see...

Ok so the last time left off that the Paladin got rid of her squire for attacking her husband, and then she seemed to be headed off to deal with something having to do with the Order, promising to return soon.

This was of course, after she was shown the error of her ways in spending time with her damaged goods husband.

Stupidest thing I've heard all day.

Any self-respecting man wouldn't just let himself get his ass-kicked by his wife.

Other way around would at least be believable and compelling.

>>13399839
Give us the god damn goods!
Sweet, sweet storytiem!

>>13399980

Well at this point for our interests, the game sort of splits into two focuses.

At home, although out of character, some people suggested my guy start training again, at least partially and with a weapon, so that he would appear ready to travel again.

The DM helped with this by having the head maid begin to train him. Nothing serious, but allowing him to have his weapons/items again and get away with attacking things like trees in the back, or a scarecrow or two. This resulted in some problems with the local town, but nothing too serious.

To keep things in character though, anytime someone came upon him practicing or using a weapon, he immediately dropped them/what he was doing, and ran away to hide or cower. The maids knew this, so did their best to avoid him when he believed he was sneaking out with a weapon.

>>13400025
Continue, dear boy.

>>13400025

Ooops no name. Ah well.

Anyway on the other side of the fence, the Paladin met up with the party again, before heading to the Order in person to inform them that her squire really was telling the truth. She claimed she taught the squire all she could, and that the girl needed a new master. As well, she would not be needing further assistance or monitoring in her marriage/private life.

This did not go down well, as given the level of intervention and her position, it was simply not acceptable for her to suddenly refute Order interaction in our lives. Especially not now that things should have been closely looked to, and that she was expected to bear children now.

Plus the whole dealio with the squire, but after she delivered the news to them, the were sent reeling and got all up in arms, ready to drop the hammer on her, but she left before any retaliation could be mustered.

Effectively she didn't really resign, but she did issue a big "fuck you" to their rules. Supposedly, if they needed her to fight they could call on her, but she wasn't going to abide their rules or was any longer. She made at least this much clear.

And they didn't like it one bit.

>>13400085
Epic level redemption for queen bitch. Could have only been better if she'd issued a physical smackdown on them all at the same time in the process.

>>13400085

Back to my side, as stated we had some problems back home, but nothing serious that a dinner and get-together couldn't solve.

That was at first though, but after the Paladin made clear her position to the Order and jetted, they figured the problem stemmed from home, as the Squire was convinced and probably told them.

So not long after while the Paladin was still away assisting the party, something of a kidnap squad was sent to the town.

Nothing violent like killing everyone and burning the place down, but during a get together, and dragged my guy off, incapping some servants in the process. Because of the nature of the event happening at the get-together, it wasn't realized my guy was missing until later after it happened.

>>13400085
That's a guy.

>>13400130
Please tell me that squire ends up with her head on a pike.

>>13400130

Keep forgetting the name.

---

So my guy was dragged off during the get together, and told that he was going to face time in an Order monastery, or at least not allowed out. Of course, they expected some rebel husband poisoning the Paladin against their ways, but found instead a broken catatonic wreck.

This changed their plans a bit, but things would invariably be easier, if they could simply dictate his actions without his input or resistance. They'd probably just keep him locked in a monastery, and use him as leverage against the Paladin to get her to come back to her old ways. Potential breeding stock as well, as it was necessary to always be aiming to increase numbers.

Anyway, once things were realized, the head maid geared up, and sent word to the Paladin of what happened. The head maid then proceeded to track the kidnappers, hoping to take them down before they could deliver their quarry to an Order location.

Meanwhile in relation to the Paladin, when she would eventually hear of the news, this would no longer just be a family matter, and now the rest of the party (to the ire of some of the others) was to be involved.

Go on...

>>13400194

As well, the Paladin had the Lord she served in on the deal, as this wasn't some domestic issue, but her spouse had been kidnapped by hostiles. This simply would not stand in his lands.

And the loyal party members contacted various others to help, NPCs and such.

So basically it was the head maid and a number of soldiers/knights from the Paladin's lord, the Paladin and the party, and then a number of mercenaries and other types, all out to hunt down the order raiding party.

They dun goof'd big this time, underestimating things by quite allot.

>>13400244
in previous threads I always wondered why absolutely no one in the party gave even the tiniest shit about all the stuff that happened to the character. You seem to really like him, but he doesn't seem too popular among the other characters. Do the other players at least like him?

>>13400244
Hopefully starting a civil war style hunt on the members of this order won't interfere with the larger plot of the game.

>>13400244

Anyway, so eventually the raiding party reached a mountainside church/outpost, and locked my guy up.

The maid and the soldiers got there first, but were repelled when negotiations wouldn't work. The Order people there though saw it as a threat, and sent for help.

It was lucky the others arrived soon though, and were able to force their way into the place, busting some heads and causing quite a ruckus.

By the time the Paladin got there, things had wound down, which was just fine. They recognized her there though, and got angry at her, finding out she was involved. She was going against their ways, she was rejecting the rules, this was heresy, blah blah blah.

Still though it was a small blight on the goodness that was a party reunion, now that everyone was back together again. Especially the Paladin and my guy.

The others looted the shit out of the place, and within the day, everyone cleared off. The party was the last to go, though in time to meet the forerunners of the reinforcements for the Order stronghold.

The Paladin met with the ones in charge, and made clear that this was it, she was done and severed her ties with them. They could proceed after them, but then she'd change from uninvolved with them, to hostile against them. With the monastery to clean up and members to see to, they let us go, but told her this was just the beginning of our troubles.

Naturally, at the first chance, my guy sent help asking for the ooze mage. She could prove helpful in the assumed future.

>>13400306
Apparently the Rogue and the bard set it up for teh lulz. Those two at least are loving it.

>>13400316
Wasn't the Ooze mage notoriously unreliable with showing up on time?

>>13400306

The only one that doesn't like my guy is the rogue.

Everyone else is at least concerned about him, with some liking him. Before the problem was with opposing the Paladin by trying to side with him, but now that she's reformed more or less, things are fairly good.

The Bard even stopped making fun of my guy now, seeing him in person and the state he's in.

---

Anyway so after leaving the monastery, things calmed down for awhile. The Paladin had the staff at our house sent to other estates for safety, while the head maid and soldiers of the Lord actually watched over our estate in person.

As for the party, everyone was back together again, and though things weren't like old times, it was still great.

There were some glaring problems though, that needed to be dealt with, having sprung up during my absence.

>>13400345
An ooze mage is never late, nor is she early, she arrives precisely when she means to.

>>13400356
>>Problems sprung up
>>Paladin is fucking someone in the party

>>13400345

Yes, but then in general she wasn't exactly all there in the head, being an ooze mage and all. Humorously, in his state my guy and her can converse normally on even terms, given their similar mental capacities.

That's why I sent for help from her right away, because she probably wouldn't arrive till later, when the going got rough, if at all.

---

The first problem was the character in the party I'd been playing during my main guy's absence. He had to go because naturally I couldn't play two characters.

The question was how? We couldn't just do away with him, despite how much the ranger and Bard wanted to basically cannibalize him and loot his shit.

After some consideration though, we figured the best bet would be for him to simply be reassigned to some other group after suffering a horrible "accident". He was a foreign emissary so it made sense.

That was one problem done, but there still remained the most glaring issue of the level differences.

>>13400394

Since his absence, everyone in the party, including the Paladin were levels ahead of my guy, who'd more or less remained the same since being sent home.

It didn't help none either, that he wasn't in a state to really be adventuring. Catatonic, afraid of other people and contact, even more so when involving weapons.

And the Paladin couldn't train him because he simply could not cope to be around her, so although she had to take care of him, feeding and dressing and stuff, she couldn't help him in trying to get stronger.

Thankfully the thief and the ranger were kind enough to help out. Still though, it was really just basic training (or, getting used to using weapons again), and whenever the party went to fight seriously or confront someone, my guy either had to remain behind, or pretty much remain glued to the paladin behind her shield.

>>13400458

Thanks to the DM, the initial problem of the character not being able to fight or wield a weapon in his wife's presence was dealt with in an ambush, when the camp was attacked, and with the two of them cornered and his wife in dire straits, he could either fight or let them both die.

Naturally he fought to save them, and gained some sanity in the process, enough to not have the crippling problem of handling weapons anymore.

From that point on things were considerably easier, and my guy could handle at least the basic enemies in confrontations, although still needed protection against bigger threats. But in general things were shaping up, and though mentally/emotionally he wasn't recovering that well, at least physically he was getting better and starting to level.


The problem now, was the Order getting all angry at us.

>>13400523
What class was you guy?

>>13400523

Now that they'd had time to recover from our mustered attack on them, they took the opportunity to figure out how to get back at us.

This at first came in the form of notifications and scout parties tracking us, seeking to bring us back to "the light". However the wife made it very clear that she was done with them.

Here they pulled out a nasty little detail, that while they could respect her leaving them, despite not liking it, my guy still belonged to them and always would. Being branded by them and bearing the mark, he was effectively property, and the party was guilty of stealing him.

If they could not have the Paladin, they'd at least have my guy as a consolation prize. At the very least, he could serve as breeding stock, at best he could be means of getting the Paladin back.

Naturally this wouldn't fly, and the party was having a harder and harder time avoiding actual conflict/fighting with the Order who kept hounding them.

What was worse, they were receiving backing/support from the church and other powerful organizations they were allied with. It was looking like, simply to save their own skins, it would be best if the party turned my guy over.

The rogue at least, was certainly inclined to.

>>13399772

>>13400594
Regarding the very first thread....

Paladinkillsrogue

>>13400538

Fighter in name, although he's more multiclassed. He's semi-competent with all weapons, and can do what the others can (except magic), just not as well. In a fight though, he's fairly competent that he can assist against anything really. Given time, once he starts to catch up to the others in experience, things should look much better.

>>13400620

Becoming increasingly possible, and probably likely given recent turn of events.

She's no longer all about the reverse chivalry thing.

>>13400645

PFFFFFFT, well, shit! I thought all this time he had some basic mage skills. Fuck, you've effectively ruined what I was writing...and it was gonna be glorious...

>>13400670
Did you write the story where he used some magic to be on the same level she is for a single fight?
If so, continue with it the way you imagined. I enjoyed that story a lot.

>>13400594

The problem was, as made clear so far the Order was strong on their own, and well-connected on top of that.

We might have the strength to fight them, or at least resist them, but the time it was taking us to gather strength, couldn't compete to how the Order was rallying support.

Eventually it came to open conflict after coming to a city where they had support, and we had to run as a result.

It was now clear that unless my guy was given up, open war would be the only option. Something they would just love if it meant getting rid of or capturing one of their former best members.

This is where the Rogue put himself in the shitter.

>>13400687

Yeah, in that story he could do magic too because he was originally described as a jack of all trades. This thing I'm writing is a...different direction.

Let's just say this Order isn't dying fast enough.

>>13400670

Well he has access to artifacts and can use them, like a fire wand to blast someone's shit.

He just can't be stripped naked then expected to mage it up. He needs items to use magic. Then, he can wield some magic. Effectively, the second best in the party, as the mage is the only one actually competent, everyone else can't do shit.

>Pic related, something like Paladin and husband

>>13400689
>Rogue put himself in the shitter

Bracing for epic.

f5 f5 f5 f5 f5 f5 f5 f5 f5 f5 f5 f5 f5 f5 f5 f5 f5 f5 f5 f5 f5 f5 f5 f5 f5

>>13400689

As a little aside, I'm tl;dr-ing these posts, there's probably stuff I'm not detailing as much as I'd like, but the general idea is being relayed I think.

---

Anyway so after being sort of cornered by those working for the Order, the Rogue figured enough was enough. He didn't sign on to deal with all this shit and risk his life for a slave he didn't even like, and whose life he had more or less ruined.

So he took it upon himself to converse with the enemy and strike a deal. If they handed over my guy, without conflict, then he'd be free to go, the others in the party if they went along with it.

A deal like that, how could he refuse?

>>13400709
Did you ever write anything to continue the story after their fight?
If so, could you be so kind and provide a link to it? As I said, I enjoyed that story immensely.

>>13400764

There hasn't been a part two of that yet, and I dunno if I'll ever write that considering how much the following threads make me rage.

>>13400782
I had hoped you'd let the scenario develop in a way you prefer. Anyway, even if you decide to not continue that piece, thanks for writing it in the first place.

>>13400762

So one night he figured the chance was right. He drugged the Paladin's food so that she was conked out, and he could pry my guy away from her without trouble.

Naturally I tried to resist, wake up the wife even when things looked bad enough, but to no avail. He just subdued my guy and carted him off with little trouble. Breaking away from the camp with my guy tied up, he handed him over to the Order reps, whom nearly killed him, but true to their word let him go after some roughing up.

Here the game splits into two once more. The one hand, my guy and the Order reps transporting him (these ones are not some group of kidnappers hired by the order, these are actual titled Knights), and on the other hand the party.

The next day everyone woke up, and the people pursuing them had left, and things were looking bright and hopeful. Except, my guy was gone. The Rogue figured, it was a small sacrifice, but worth the payoff.

They were safe now, and in time, if they still felt the need for my guy, they would now have more time to muster strength, so everything checked out. Of course, he'd do his best to make sure they gave up on my guy.

>>13400855
FFFUUUUUUUU-

>>13400855
motherfucker

>>13400855

Well on my end things looked bleak.

I was being carted not to some monastery, but the Order's HQ citadel stronghold castle fortress cathedral center of operations Tower of Mordor doom keep. There, one of two things would happen when my wife came after me as they knew she would. She would either be killed, or forced to rejoin, under heavy regulation. Either way though, until that time my guy would serve as a laborer and breeding stock at the main stronghold, and if my wife never came or was killed, then he'd be auctioned off to some other titled member.

All in all, not a very nice life. Fortunately though, between the harsh treatment and brutal captivity, I had someone to confide in; the ooze mage who'd shown up a few days before the Rogue turned me over for money, but lost track of what she was doing and fell asleep in my pack.

So when my guy wasn't being beaten or yelled at or treated perversely, he had the ooze mage, or a small part of her in his bag to talk to and be consoled by.

Rogue got paid 30sp for this, right?

>>13400964
Time for ooze mage hi-jinx and hilarious escapes?

>>13400964

On the other end, was the party.

The Rogue figured it would be difficult at first to convince them, especially the Paladin, but overtime things would work out. He'd saved their skins, and acquired a large sum of money, which he and he assumed the others really only cared about. Plus in the long run, he could get back in with the Paladin, where he left off being showered with gifts and all.

Well he judged wrong.

It took four of them to keep the Paladin from killing him, and the remaining member (the Bard) busied herself beating him up. Basically he was left alone with his gold sum he got for my guy and anything else that was his, and told never to show his face again.

The party then semi-split up. The Paladin and a few pursuing my guy, while the rest went to gather help for the coming storm.

If it was war the Order wanted, then such a war they would get.

I'm glad we got an update despite all of these newfags in the very beginning who we mad that someone wasn't reading their 40k thread or something.

>>13401033

YOU DIDN'T KILL HIM?

Son, his bullshit is "GIVE ME YOUR FACE" territory.

>>13401036
Newfags nothing, I don't blame them. That kind of coy "I will post only if you tell me you love me" bullshit OP opened up with is no way to start a thread. Just post the fucking story.

I mean, it's a good story, I like reading it, compliments to OP for taking the time to write it up and share, but that was annoying as hell.

Just read through the other threads in the archive, holy shit.
Goddamn, this shit is getting real.
Eagerly awaiting more storytime.

>>13401033
Oh, I imagine killing the rogue is something the Paladin believes she is not entitled to do.
That honour belongs to her husband. While she holds the fucker down, of course.

>>13400985

No he got paid a couple of hundred, the going rate for a poor-condition slave (my guy).

>>13400986

The problem is that the amount of the ooze mage with my guy is negligible, about only enough to form her head, if she were to attempt human-size.

The rest of her, learning of the party's situation, is on it's way to help now, but still far away and slow as hell. She might be able to help subdue one target but not this whole group of knights keeping my guy.

Unless I feed her, now that I think of it... I suppose if I remain covert about it, I could feed the portion of her that I have till she's big enough to pose a threat.

That will take time though, but still a plan. Or should I not do it? It might be too risky...

>>13401084
Ooze mage shenanigans are always worth it.

>>13401054

Well I wasn't there, so I couldn't kill him.

>>13401069

Well I don't want to run a thread if people don't like it. I'm not Zhakuvaan.

I was just seeing if people even remembered what I was talking about, let along if they were interested.

>>13401137
If there is any more, please keep going

>>13401137
Dude, we know who you are. Your previous exploits are on the Archive. When you have an update, just say "Hey, it's the Reverse Chivalry guy got an update for ya" and roll with it. We want to hear this, you don't have to keep asking us multiple times every time.

>>13401084
This is going to sound really horrible, and it kind of is, but if your ooze mage can pull it off it would be worth it.

Your character is going to be raped repeatedly. That's what it means to be breeding stock. So take advantage of it by having the ooze mage colonize your character's testicles and thus have little bits of her splooged out into each and every paladin that rapes you. Once the ooze mage bits are inside a paladin's uterus, they implant and parasitize as if they were an actual embryo.

Welp, it's time for what I've been working on. Times like this make me consider a purely cinematic approach to writing.

***

Joan glanced over her shoulder at the dark, iron deadlock door she guarded. "...he's talking to himself again."

"Then go in there and smack him," Cornell said, with a swipe of his hand.

"He's our prisoner, Cornell, not someone to torture when we please."

"It's not torture, it's showing him that he should be quiet if he knows what's good for him. If you won't do it, I will."

Joan shot a last look at Cornell. Unlike him, she wouldn't commit further atrocities on the poor man. She lingered outside when they beat him, subjected him to cruel punishment. Yes, he bared the order's mark and they were free to do with him as they pleased, but even your property should be properly treated. At the very least, she would demonstrate that.

"Keep an eye on me," Joan said. She took the key ring dangling from her hip and unlocked the door with a heavy, sliding clack. Cornell hefted his shield with a sighing grunt, bringing it before him while his hand slid up the handle of his sheathed sword. He moved behind her to watch as she swung the metal aside.

In better conditions, Elizabeth's husband Martin was definitely handsome. Joan had seen him with Elizabeth once - fair but healthy, with a slick haircut and strong chin that matched the charm of his eyes. Those eyes were dead now as she walked in, interrupting his study of the cold brick beneath him, his mutterings slashed quiet mid-sentence. Bags hung under his eyes so deeply that one could mistake them from actual darkness from a distance.

>>13401033

Anyway so eventually my guy was taken to the main HQ for the order, a big city with their actual stronghold comprised of a castle-turned-cathedral and the dwarf fort underneath it.

There I was taken before one of the higher ranking members, not a fighter but a priestess, and some of her associates.

Despite being informed of my guy's nature, and the reason of the Paladin's going AWOL strictly of her own choice, she believed my guy was still worth talking to. Her grossly high charisma was enough at least to get a response out of my guy, which was what she wanted.

She wanted to know why I had caused all this trouble from the start, why I would reject their ways and rebel against order. I said because it was wrong, they were wrong. She said she could understand my feelings, but it didn't matter anymore, pressing against the brand, she reaffirmed that I was her, I was their property, no different from a chair or sword. She could count on one hand the number of people whom this had been done to, but all of them including me posed no problem to the Order after what had been done to us.

She said I didn't need to worry anymore, or fight. In time I would find my place, and all would be right. My troublesome wife would be the same way. Be it by reduction or by the sword, this whole little fiasco would be righted sure enough.

Before leaving though she wanted to know one thing. If I had not convinced my wife to rebel, and if she had not done so due to outside influence, what had caused her, a former shining example of what the Order stood for, to reject them and their ways, all she had known for such a time.

I only said one word; Love.

She smiled with a lighthearted laugh, and said "We shall see."

>>13401137
You run your thread regardless, as long as it's /tg/ related. If no one wants to read it, half an hour later you've posted your whole story, gotten nothing but silence, flames and trolls, and you have your answer. But if people do want to read it, you've gotten off to a much stronger start than if you faffed about like you did.

I mean, honestly, you don't need the approval of the masses to post no matter what you want to say. This is 4chan! Dive in and sink or swim, don't stick a toe in and swirl it around wondering if the water's sanitary.

>>13401268

While entirely possible, I feel obliged to ask;


man what

>>13401268
>parasitic ooze mage embryos

>parasitic ooze mage embryos

Now we've really hit the big time

>>13401298

Sorry, thought you were done by how you seemed to wrap things up...I'll wait.

>>13401268
So every woman who rapes him will have the fruits of her sins feed off her to gain strength and then devour her from the inside unexpectedly? Plus as an added bonus the ooze mage can quietly devour their eggs, rendering them sterile forever even should they survive it, and she'll make sure that there's no pregnancy for the character to worry about.

That is awesome and you should feel awesome for coming up with it.

...I hope that ooze mage is a total insane bro, because that's about what it would take to actually carry out that plan.

>>13401084
Ooze mages are always worth it; if only for the giggles it'll give you when the entire knight squad turns up back at their castle with you a mummy in chains, half their armour gone, and a quarter of their men missing limbs.
"What happened?"
'Oozes...Oozes everywhere Man!'
"What?"
'YOU WERN'T THERE MAN! YOU WERN'T THERE!'

Seriously though, escape with the Ooze mage, and aim to get back to your party by yourself, it'll be a soul repairing experience for you.

>>13401378

Almost done.

>>13401298

As another aside I'd like to add, that the one in the order overseeing my guy is the Paladin's former squire, and she's made it something of her job to make his transport and life as miserable as possible.

She's not really in charge, but she's acting his caretaker, and they don't really care what she does, and more or less listen to her if she tells them to beat him or something.

In particular, she knows he's disturbed most by sexuality, so has had them do various perverted things to him for amusement.

Nothing like sex, but various demeaning things.

Continuing story...

>>13401426
Reaffirming my desire to see her head mounted on a pike.

>>13401447
Hey, she sounds like a good match for the rogue if you ask me.

I'm a terrible person.

I've been following these threads with rapt attention, but halfway through this one my mind inexplicably switched on an image of that Mitchell and Webb "are we the baddies" skit, only with knights instead of SS.

I haven't been able to stop giggling.

I'm a terrible person.

>>13401329
>>13401344
>>13401376
>>13401401

I tried to think of a way to turn the character's situation to his advantage. All he has to work with is that he's got a sentient chunk of ooze mage and an order of female paladins are all going to be raping him, so combining the two seemed logical.

If it's any consolation, I had to think much harder about this post than I did when I came up with the idea.

No. This squire, after now beating and harassing the PC, has now crossed the line. She deserves better than the others.
>>13401268
This, except sneak a bit into the squire's food, if she doesn't decide she wants a bit of fun as well. Instead of devouring her from the inside, just have it grow inside her until she explodes. Ooze everywhere, dyed red with her blood.
Sure would be demoralizing to have a comrade fucking EXPLODE for some unknown reason, huh?

>>13401426
Feed her to the ooze mage.

>>13401298

As for the party, they've split up and been seeking help. NPCs, mercenaries, allies and subordinates, each character has had some hand in helping, and all of them in seeking the assistance of some of the most powerful people we've come across.

For we're going to need all the help we can get if they want to get my guy back. Even if they just spearhead to attack only the Order HQ, it will be a battle for the history books.

Of note, although probably nothing, the Rogue headed back to his country of origin, and has been mustering troops and his loyalists and supporters, though for what purpose I'm not sure.

---

As for my guy, the last game ended with him being chucked into a tower and locked up. As stated, he just arrived and talked with the Priestess, and now has literally just been imprisoned, assumedly until they decide on what to do with him.

He's confined to the cell, but has a nice view of the city, and has some of his possessions, as well as the portion of the ooze mage to converse with and rely on. That's basically where the game ended.

I'm not really sure what to do now though, I assume feeding the ooze mage my rations so she can grow bigger is a plan, although anything beyond that is up in the air.

Although it's an entirely viable plan, to "infect" any of the Order member that opt to breed with my guy with the ooze mage, I hope that isn't the only option that is on the table for me and her to take.

Although the idea of any number of Order members being absorbed from the inside out and all contributing to a larger to-be formed ooze overtime, the means to do it is a bit... bold? Even for me...

But if that is the only option available... I mean I'm sure the DM will find it hilarious.

>>13401298
How close are you to levelling?
Because I can see one class coming out of this, even if you don't meet the prequesites.
Frenzied Berserker.
Possibly 'of love'
Tear the chains that bind yo asunder, pick up a knight and swing him around by the legs as a mace, twist a leg off a nearby horse, then, screaming your wifes name to the heavens, charge off into the undergrowth, on a mission to get back to her and prove that even a broken man is still a man.

>>13401561
If it's too insane for your character, talk to the DM and have the Ooze Mage suggest it.

>>13401561

see
>>13401268

Collapse the order. One ovary at a time.

>>13401561

Mind if I continue now? The story's execution isn't terribly great, I realize, but the idea was good enough not to pass up.

>>13401582
This, combined with the sex plan.
Bonus points if you can work this in.
>PC about to be raped by a knight or whatever
>PC: N-no, no, nonononono...NOoooooooooo..........MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK
>Ooze mage burst out her groin screaming 'BERSERKER!!!' while throwing the horns.

I love this idea, if only for the idea of a Frenzied berserker of love.

>>13401594

Well of course she'd be alright with it, it's just more food for her.

I'm saying is, I'm not sure I'm partial to the idea of having the highlight of our game be "that time he knocked up all the women in the order with ooze, and dissolved them from the inside to form a sick rape fueled illegitimate ooze-giant borne of uterus-es".

Of course, if there's no other way...

>>13401561
Consider it a plan B. My main concern in them realizing what's going on and getting some kind of remove disease-ish spell going on to remove or even harm the ooze mage, all the while knowing you're to blame. But it does sound like it could work.

By the way, the imposter-anon in the last thread who 'ended' the story with the aristocrats? Actually pretty fucking brilliant, couldn't have worked with any other story.

>>13401561
The means has to do with the inescapable fact of what will be happening to your character. Last time something similar happened to him, he broke.

This time, he's determined to take his tormentors down with him, and he has a means of doing it.

>>13401676

Yeah yeah, I'm done updating, just discussing now.

>>13401708

Oops that's me.

>>13401561
Haven't read the other threads, but if your character is seriously a survivor of severe domestic abuse who just recently learned to love his tormentor because she stopped, was particularly messed up about sex to begin with, and has been basically put into a position where he's going to be beaten and raped alternately for an indeterminate amount of time...nothing is too bold. Your guy will latch onto literally any plan that will stop his torment.

If that plan also causes his tormentors to explode into aggro ooze in the middle of coitus, all's the better.

Your dude shouldn't be hanging onto sanity by the tips of his fingers, he should vaguely remember back when he had a grip on sanity as a confusing time in his distant past.

>>13401273

Here's more. My weaknesses as a writefag shall be revealed here. This character is, ah...goin' places.

***

Joan brought up her kindest smile, kept her hands out in the open. "Hello," she said softly. "How are you?"

"Fine," Martin replied. Joan felt warm when she heard the faint life remaining in his voice.

"Good." She took a careful step forward. Martin didn't react. "I, well...I hear you talking to yourself in here often. What's on your mind?"

"Just pondering. Wondering why things happen the way they do."

Guilt crawled up her body. She knew what he refered to. The Order had to make an example of him...but she didn't have to like it, even if it was for a good cause. "You realize we're just doing what's best for you, I hope."

Martin made a gesture stifled by the chains binding him to the wall. "Elizabeth said that too. And, you know...it feels like that's how it's always been. People have always been trying to push me into doing what they want. It's human nature. We can't stand dissent. We need to control others."

Joan tilted her head in acknowledgement. "Well, I wouldn't say that -"

"But what's the point?" Martin continued. "I mean...think about it. We're only on this earth for seventy, eighty years, if we're lucky. Less if we're eaten by an owlbear or killed by a soldier or a bandit or any other selfish person who comes along to push us around to get what they want. But you can't KEEP what you want, because you're going to die anyway, so why bother trying to claim it in the first place?"

>>13401036

Sauce?

>>13401743
I doubt the character loves his wife anymore. Really, what she's done is pretty much unforgivable.

Where is this ooze mage?

>>13401766
At this point, not flipping his shit and killing her as soon as he could find the gumption to lift a weapon is as powerful an emotional tie as love.

Hell, I had a girlfriend who would cheerfully sing songs about murdering abusive boyfriends, destroying cheating boyfriends' property, etc. Apparently this type of thing is pretty common in Country music. Scared the shit out of me, to be honest.

>>13401749

"You don't -"

"It's because we place too much VALUE on things!" Martin suddenly exclaimed, with a violent explosion of motion, his chains clattering. "We place value on everything like food and shelter and gifts and laws and traditions because we think we know what deserves that value! But we're WRONG!"

"Joan," Cornell barked, taking a step in.

"None of it matters when we're dead! None of it matters when we're ALIVE! It's all based on useless agreement that fetters away when we're dead and gone! Don't you see? I've figured it out! There's no point in wanting ANYTHING!"

"Joan!" Cornell snapped. She fired a concerned glance at the guard as he stepped in, brandishing his shield like holy protection. "If you won't shut him up, I will!"

A sudden flash of hate swiped over Martin's face, and he let out an estatic screech. His hand flipped up at Cornell and a quaking jolt of electricty erupted from his fingers, striking Cornell directly in his armored chest and flinging him out of the cell.

"Cornell!" Joan cried out. She drew her sword, faced the prisoner with a strong stance. This was impossible - they said he wouldn't be able to strike back! They said his magic was exhausted, that he wouldn't have the clarity of mind to attack them with it!

>>13401687
would this really be in character for either you or the ooze mage? she seems too dumb to think of something so crazy, and I can't imagine a dude actually being like "hey ooze, get into my nutsack", especially a sexually traumatized person

>>13401814
Ever heard of stockholm syndrome? Or whatever its application to this situation might be called.

>>13401855
I have, and it would actually benefit my point to bring it up...I'm not sure where you're going, here.

>>13401853
Ooze mages aren't dumb, they're just really, really spacey. And generally quite removed from a human's sense of reality, morality, and logic. At least, as I understand it.

So she might well come up with almost any kind of batshit insane plan and think it's the most brilliant thing ever.

>>13401801

Bottom of my guy's bag.

>>13401700

Well I mean they've made it a point of inferring to him that he's going to be breeding stock.

But despite all the claims they make, I doubt the DM is really going force my character into a position of being gang-raped by a bunch of female knights/squires/scribes. Partly because they're not some sex-crazed group of knight chicks. I think when they say breeding stock, it means he'll just be paired with some other single member of the order, rather than just an impregnating object.

Mostly though I don't think the DM will paint a picture of gang rape in the game. The only reason it happened in the first place at all, was because it was instigated by another PC, the Paladin, and because it went along with the plot, them being married and the situation and all.

If at any point I said or say I don't like the way things are going, he'll listen and stop.


But then on the other hand, as people are suggesting, this could be a way to escape. Which I can acknowledge, but I don't think that plan has to solely hinge on sex. I mean the ooze mage could probably just sneak into people's food overtime.

Of course, if it's for comedic effect then sex probably would be the funniest means of downfall for the Order.


Whatever, I'll see how things come as the game progresses. I'll certainly consider anything suggested in this thread though, at this point the game could go anywhere.

>>13401889
but... it IS the most brilliant plan ever.

>>13401853
They're both crazy, he's about to be horribly abused, and the bit of her he has with him is head-sized and thus not really up for fighting.

This is EXACTLY the sort of plan that you'd think was a good idea in that situation.

can we get a drawfag in here to make a pic of the character teabagging an ooze?

>>13401822

"None of you GET it!" Martin's chains suddenly charged with light, and with a lash of his arms, they snapped free of the cell wall, and he rose to crooked length. "Don't you see?" he asked, now pleading with Joan. "Everything...everything is pointless! This whole world, this whole life...why even live it? Why inflict your selfish values on me and others when, in the end, everything you've gained will be SNATCHED away?!"

"Stay back!" Joan shouted. He shambled forward now, fingers twitching with unbridled anxiety, and she drew her blade. "Stand down, slave, or I will strike you down!"

Martin screamed, throwing up his arms, and for a bare second, the whole room seemed to tremble. "There you go again! You're hopeless...even when confronted with the truth, you still cling to idiotic values you think you deserve to have! I'll show you your true place!"

Joan yelled and leapt forward, swinging. A gesture from Martin, and painful frost tore into her gut, propelling her back into the corner. Her sword spun, clanged against the brick. As she slumped, her shield was torn away. Hands grabbed her neck, slammed her head into the corner like a punch. They gripped tighter and tighter.

Joan lashed out, striking Martin directly in the side of his cheek. He just kept screeching, choking her with strength he seemed to drag from hell itself, slamming her skull in the rock over and over, pummelling her until she bled. Her training, her flailing, suddenly amounted to nothing.

The hands squeezing her, choking off her air, did not stop even as blackness finally took her.

>>13401881
My point is simply that whatever he feels is not love.

>>13399772
Looking over all of these threads and to me it seems less like a adventure more like a shitty fan fic that you're writing between your character and the paladin. I mean honestly where do the other adventurers even factor in in all of this. Sure they're mentioned and do something but they don't seem to be a focus.

The more I read the less I'm convinced that any Paladin who did this no matter what their god thinks is "Right" would be considered an Anti-paladins at the least fall at the most extreme.

So while I point out the flaws of having an adventure like this that really just focuses on the story of one person. I will admit that if you're having fun and everyone in the group is ok taking a back seat to your story then continue to do so.

Polite sage because I think this is more writefaggotry then you telling a story about campaign.

>>13401897
Not comedic effect. It's a group of paladins that decided to legitimize all sorts of evil practices, and who are currently raping a man back into insanity in order to keep their own numbers up and to send a message to a wayward member of their order. Having their own acts of evil used against them is about as classic of a dramatic irony as you can find.

>>13401911

Dusting off his rags and wiping off the blood on his fists on them, Martin strolled out of the cell.

Ow. He snorted, rubbing his nose. That was the price he paid, he supposed, for bashing in her face with his own. Now he wore her blood around his eyes and mouth like a dirty mask. Eh. He'd jump in a lake later. Now was the time for action.

Action was definitely in order. Just look at this useless building. He took a deep breath, arcing his back to steal a glance at the ceiling. All this wasted effort on a prison to hold people that should've just been killed off anyway. How long would it teach them to learn what he had discovered? How much more...waste would they come up with until then?

A spark erupted from his finger with a flick, and it crawled along the walls and floor at his mental command. The eldiritch firelight mingled with the torchlight, consuming each other, casting the entire hall in hot flames.

Well. Bringing down this prison and everyone in it would be a start. Had to teach by example.

...strange. All this time, his outlook on life had changed constantly as he learned from others, adopting his ideas. But each time he hadn't felt as...free as he did now. All this time he defined rules to follow, thinking they would bring him true peace. Who knew that throwing them away was actually the answer?

It...it was funny. And, suddenly, he couldn't help but laugh at the sheer madness of it all.

>>13401943

"WOOOOH HO HO HO HO HO!" he boomed. "It's a BRAND NEW DAY!"

He spread his arms out, like a big hug.

"And with that...it's time for the real party to BEGIN!"

>>13401924
Most of the paladin/broken guy interaction happened between main sesions, or so sais OP

>>13401900
>>13401898
>>13401889
>>13401853

I think any plan that involves getting her more food, she's going to jump on.

Normally she's opposed to eating humans, but given the situation, she doesn't like these people one bit for hurting her friends.

>>13401990
She doesn't need to eat them, depending on how long it takes for the party to get your character out.

She just hijacks the natural consequences of pregnancy. All the stuff that would go towards feeding the gestating embryo/fetus is feeding the oozespawn instead.

>>13401990
Not very knowledgable in d&d. Would anybody mind explaining to me what an ooze mage is? I tried google but nothing helpful shows up.

>>13401897
I was actually referring to a book or something where I could look it up.

>>13402025
My understanding is that it's a prestige class where the character eventually turns into an ooze. There are a whole set of them- turn into outsider, dragon, construct, undead, elemental, etc. etc. Changing themselves into some variey of inhuman being one of the primary things that arcanists do with their phenomenal cosmic power in the D&D universe.

>>13401924

All the interactions seemingly happening between just my guy and the paladin were just that, separate games from the main plot.

Only when she brought him with her again, did the solo games not be needed, and things more or less were normal.

Now things are starting to focus on particularly our characters in the main game, but this would be the first time in a good while. Before this we focused on the Bard and the Thief, and quests related to specifically them, so it isn't odd that we focus on one or a few characters for stretches of time.


The reason these threads are mostly about mine guy and the paladin are because well, obviously I'm going to write about my guy, but also because it's what people seemed the most interested in. Initially these started as advice threads about what to do given the situation my character got in.

Which I appreciate by the way, any and all advice.

You know if this was an order of Male paladins and OP's character was a girl these threads would have been called troll threads and people would claim "/tg/ is misogynistic" and all the other bullshit that comes out of that. Also the order would have been evil right of the bat. To put it simply rape is not something to be trivialized in the form of RPGs as character development, back story, or main plot elements. I think your dm has extreme fetishes that he should keep to himself.

>>13402053
Ah, okay. Thank you.
Does anybody know a website where such classes are listed?

>>13402113
Hey sagefag. And no one actually cares about womanhate, because a fair few of us really do, at least just a little.

>>13402113

on the other hand, however, our plan would now involve the ooze mage hiding inside of the woman's vagina, and snipping off any penises that they attempted to rape her with.

>>13402113
The order was evil right off the bat, remember the horrible sexism? Claiming OP's character was where they stepped over the line and started asking for justice to be done.

This thread made me miss my campaign, by the way. So I hate hate hate hate hate hate hate you people right now. A little literally.

I'll cool down, but I mad, I guess

>>13402177

But then the ooze mage would be a guy and it would be... creepy.

Actually the whole business is creepy.

>>13402203
Simply join your game a bit late?

>>13402225

It started two hours ago and it's over. No.

>>13402254
Dude, you know it'll wind up on the Archives. You will be able to read it.

Oh, and just so OP can see it again: Yes, we want to read this story. Every thread relating to it has been archived. You even have one of /tg/'s premier writefags writing a story based on it. It is safe to say that we demand MOAR, so don't hesitate giving it to us.

>>13402347

It's on IRC, how can -

...wait, I'm a PREMIER writefag? Oh, my, I don't...I'm so embarassed, tee hee...

>>13402347

Well I'm going away tomorrow, and next time I update will probably be after allot of shit has transpired, so I guess the next time will just get right into it.

>>13402368
>>13402368

That's me.

Also dun goof'd, realize that wasn't directed at me.

Nevermind then.

>>13402376
The first part wasn't, but the last part sure as hell was. Keep this shit coming, man. You've given us too much of the good stuff to cut us off now.

Might as well ask about the story...it's not one of my best, that's for sure, but was it decent enough to get my idea across?

>>13402445

It was beautiful and I am crying.

>>13402459

Well, I just thought the madness your guy went with didn't have enough dancing in it, so I decided to try it out on my own.

Let's keep the ooze mage rape plan as a plan b, okay? I'm not sure that would work anyway.
Right now, you say that only SOME of the order of Paladins are actually evil, right? Why not try to get chummy with your jailor?
Connect with her, tell her about yourself and your wife, try to find out about why she joined up. Y'know-Protect the innocent, create peace, etc. etc.
Then ask her if she thinks THIS is the way that she had pictured herself when she had joined the order- guarding a broken man and keeping a woman from her husband. Really drive it home that the order has lost it's way

>>13402113

But that's just the thing.

It's looking at the same issue from another perspective.

Good writing OP, I've been looking foward to this continueation for a long time.

>>13402098
Advice... don't have much; seems like you're doing a pretty good job. I'll toss out some random ideas, though. Don't do anything which would remove the asset that the ooze mage is to you; if she tries something and is discovered they'll get rid of her and probably start treating you with a lot less respect (cell, no belongings). Though you might be able to let some of her live in your stomach undetected, depending upon the specifics of how she works, or something similarly clever. Point is, I'd save her as an ace or have her start carrying out some kind of long-term plan; the rape-counter thing, or possibly if she's acidic enough you could have her start carefully dissolving the interior of some walls, so that you can burst through them Kool-Aid man style when it's time to make your escape.

Personality-wise, as you grow more sane- and you definitely seem on the path to stability here- make sure to keep traumas shaping your character.

>>13402568
It seems like you're really attached to your wife even now, but it's probably not love; you gave up on that after she tortured and raped you, then kept raping you when you were broken. Never, ever initiate or respond with enjoyment to a sexual act with her, even years from now. Even as you become more functional, make it functionally traumatized-insane; a clever person will pick up that you're acting like you love her because you believe on some level that it's what she wants and you're frightened not to, that you're willing to let her sleep with you because you're certain deep down that if you don't she'll just take it anyway, that you stay with her because there's no way you could possibly escape even if you left.

Other things. Anyone displaying the sort of imagery that the women who tortured you had should probably freak you out forever. If you get stable enough, it might turn from fear to loathing. Considering that you're in the paladin HQ, I personally would expect you to be practically catatonic and regressing horribly. If you ever get stable enough, try to quietly influence your wife to change her armor drastically to not resemble her old armor at all, dye her hair, and otherwise change her appearance so that you can disassociate her mentally from the bitch who screwed you over. You might even eventually convince yourself that she's a completely different person and whitewash your traumas around her by completely believing it.

When you eventually get free, have the ooze mage or someone else you trust who has ONLY positive associations with you burn, cut, or dissolve the brand from your skin. It will probably make a much nastier and much uglier mark, but you'll be your own again. Just as being branded has significant imagery, removing it has even more- and doing so violently rather than with some kind of pussy magical healing makes a statement as well.

>>13402577

Yeah, but this is a Fantasy DnD setting.

Mental healing is a lot more feasible.

I'm a romantic sap, I admit it.

I want a happy ending and reuinion and LOVE TENDERLY nookie between the Paladin and the OP's character.

Even if it takes campaigns to get to.

>>13402540

That's probably viable.

Though we've only been met with the ugly face the Order has to bear, most of them are actually nice, religious people, simply living by way that the Paladin used to believe.

As stated in previous threads, in their monasteries and stuff, it's actually really nice and peaceful, and they do good things for people elsewhere.

Just that, when they need to be fierce, like in our case, they can be fierce and much more.


So yes, talking to the jailer and others around should be an option, the actual evil members tend to stay on the move so if they escorted my guy there, they probably won't stay long.

---

In general anything else I should be aiming to or plan to do? Obviously not too much, given that he's in a holding cell, but there's probably got to be some things he can do.

Apart from feeding the ooze mage his rations so she can get bigger, and the endgame option of using her to corrupt the Order members from within, quite literally speaking.

>>13402627

Ruminate, I think.

Seriously. If he gets out of this with his marbles restored somewhat, I can sort of see him being that utterly selfless zen style character.

He loves his wife unconditionally, but he's still a bit empty feeling. But he seems to be managing.

That sort of stablilisation you have when you're starting from scratch the long way.

>>13402627
I think your character should keep practising his stuff, you know? Use a spoon as a dagger, do push-ups, so-on.

But what I really want to see is that damn squire getting her shit rocked. By the by, using comparisons, how sane is your character at the moment?

>>13402708

Yeah, that fucking squire is going to have her head kicked in, and it's going to be glorious.

>>13402577

Yeah, as I said my guy is more or less catatonic currently, though he has been for awhile now. In paladin hq, he just sits huddled in a corner of the room shaking, with naught but the ooze mage to tell him things are going to be alright.

Even before that, when he was back with the party, despite all of them being old friends, he doesn't open up to them or anyone. It'll get better with time, but not for a good while.

And with his wife it's even worse, potentially never. Like he's always scared and cowering/shaking around her, and whines or draws away when touched. She stopped trying to maintain a sexual relationship with him since that second/third time, but recently she even stopped trying to sleep in the same bed with him.

It used to be that she'd just carry him to bed and sleep with him in her arms like a baby or something, but she stopped after she kept waking up in the mornings to find him shaking in a corner crying to himself or something and not having had any sleep.


That's just like the basics, of how things are going. As for further out, if he still loves her or not, if they'll ever have kids or be back to normal, I have no idea yet. It's all to come I suppose, we'll figure it out then.

>>13401036

Woa. What manga is this from?

>>13402766
Remember this is essentially a story- you can ignore the more realistic affects of rape and torture. I mean, as long as it is more dramatically appropriate, you have dramatic license for more liberal interpetations of realworld situation

>>13402725

Oh, trust me, my next interpretation of Martin will have fun with this.

I have the most beautiful image of my head of the OP's character finally managing to sleep beside the Paladin for the first time. On the far side of the bed, curled up. But they're still holding hands.

>>13402931

I want a bittersweet ending at best. The Order's cleaned up, the paladin has realized she was a complete twat and flies right, but they never let her forget what she's done. The relationship is over, gone. She'll remember her misdeeds for the rest of her days.

I just know that if I was part of this game, and I was playing one of MY guys, he'd make it his personal mission to keep her miserable and keep reminding her as long as she lived. He's kind of crazy like that - literally a vengeful moralfag dialed to eleven.

>>13402708

About as sane as a vegetable. Or something.

In terms of his interactions with other characters, he's like a small child who hardly ever speaks, and suffers from some bad past event. In this case the event is clear, and his response to things like touching or holding is to whine, pull away, or if forced, start weeping.

>>13402862

Well, my guy is still not entirely "all there" yet, that I can dictate all his actions. Some of the things he does are involuntary, as by response or dictated by the DM as simply reactions or involuntary responses.

Things like this would be, as stated, drawing away from touching, or shaking when being near his wife.

>>13402931
Awww. That's adorable. I hope that happens

Whats saying you cant feed the mage, have lurk in your semen, and sneek into food all at once

>>13403123

That's a viable solution.

It might be spreading her too thin though, so to speak. I'll look into it, although I don't want to feed her with my own body if possible.

>>13403185

So you're liking the stories so far? Have any you might want to see? They will probably be very hateful, so think accordingly!

>>13403397

They're all great.

Really I can't suggest anything in particular, because that would ruin what I like most about your writings, that you take your own approach.

Lame overwrought drama faggotry is overwrought and total shit

>>13403452

Well, none of these are turning out to be canon, so the adventures can go any way, really.

>>13403477
Your repetition is simply redundant.

Sounds like that settings needs some fucking real paladins to storm in and kick that corrupt order's ass. BURN IT TO THE GROUND!

>>13403581
Alas it is the truth about this insipid soap opera storyline.
If not /tg/'s obsession with TEH RAEP this thread would not have lasted as long nor would have gotten as much responses

>>13403862
Listen to the Emprah.

This obsession with saging good threads will pass, and with enough 2-ply you can eventually cleanse your taint of your taint.

Given that my guy is trapped in the castle though, and the coming battle will likely be huge, perhaps it would be best if he and the ooze mage caused an uprising from within, to do their part in the battle.

Spread her around and cause inner turmoil. Hopefully not via sex though.

Well, it's time to boogie for me. Glad you liked my little tale, OP. Keep making me rage and I'll probably have more?

>>13404060

Next one will probably be in a week or two, same as the last.

>>13404085
Righto, we'll be waiting. Remember, just go ahead and post it.

Also, as soon as you are out of prison, get the ooze mage to melt off the skin with the order's mark on it, dye and cut your hair, put on a little weight, and start growing facial hair.

Maybe use the Flesh-to-stone-to-mud-to-stone-to-flesh to mold your face into a different appearance, if that's available.

Damn. How soon before another update, OP? I'm dying, here.

>>13404387

About a week or two, I said.

Until things happen really. It looks to be that they will soon though. The party has to rally the Lord, the Band, the Revolutionary, the Hero, and the Rat at least, then we stand a fighting chance. My guy already has the Devourer (ooze mage).

There is the issue of the Rogue, but I doubt he'll play much into the plot, despite rallying his old nation.

>>13404466

And who is "The Rat", exactly?

Hey guys what's going on in he-

>Gestigal ooze embryo

Oh shit.

This is like the best plan ever. EVER.

>>13404545

A famous criminal.

Unsure of whether or not he is a real person though. Regardless, having his backing would provide support of mercenaries and criminals.

He/she is the person the thief is supposed to recruit.

>>13404575

Something I might as well go ahead and ask, assuming there's the chance that the plan would be necessary.

Assuming everything checks out, and my guy ends up being forced to impregnate any number of individuals, thereby assisting the ooze mage. How is she supposed to simulate pregnancy, rather than just parasitic devouring from the inside out.

No point doing the whole "ooze inside" plan if she just absorbs the first person, or they figure out something is wrong.

>>13404631
Hormones or something. However it is that a fertilized egg seems different to the uterine lining than an unfertilized egg once it implants. Since the ooze would be devouring samples of your sperm and one of the victim's eggs, it could even manually fertilize one, use that to figure out exactly what to fake, then digest the embryo after the ooze implants itself.

Honestly, though, I think that's probably going into a bit more detail than you need.

On a completely different note, this thread should probably be archived so we can refer back to it.

>>13404631

Wait for a month or so, probably.

>>13404725

That's infanticide...

>>13404789
>>13404725

OMNOMNOM?
Pleases me to see that this story actually continues.

>>13404789
Nope. It's not an infant until it's born. One month in, it's embryocide.

Well, it's not like there's not enough space there anyway. Just coexist, piggybacking on the umbilical nutrients.

>>13404908

Wait so the ooze mage just goes along for the ride while the baby is growing, then when the time is right for the battle she just absorbs the whole thing, mother and child from the inside out?

That's decidedly gruesome.

>>13404991

Pretty much. Assuming that mass is conserved, it'd be like the pregnant woman just turned into a slime woman.

>>13405339
Green slime is very mass efficient that way.

>>13404631
or don't get them pregnant, have her wait in their ovaries, eating eggs, and rendering them basically infertile, this way there's no strange "everyone fucking him spontaneously combusts", and it's easy to take it as male infertility, or basic timing failure, and if you,re there for less than 3-4 months it might even go unnoticed.

also, a lot of people have told you to use this has plan b. DO NOT this is a plan that takes time to accomplish, and can basically be aborted unnoticed. So if something else works and you did it nothing bad happens(except infertility, but who gives a fuck about this bunch of cunts?), But if everything else fails and you finally resort to this, you'll be missing on a great deal of confirmed kills.

also, I believe that pic is what should happen to rogue and squire.

>Cum ooze mage

I just got an idea for a serial killer.

>>13404631
In essence the embryo is a parasite as well, but if you want to talk SCIENCE! The ooze mage just has to either wait till the placenta is formed and plug into that after eating the fetus, or produce hormones.

If the wife is abusive and has betrayed him, why not go with the ooze mage?

Setting everything aside, she seems kind and mostly reliable, they share some things in common, and she has always been there for the guy.

Can we please use our ooze mage rape plan as a backup for our backup?
It kind of ruins the tone, a little

>>13408675

I was under the impression that was how things were going to go, assuming the unlikely situation that the DM actually does try to enact some sort of sordid gang rape, which I don't think will actually happen, no matter how likely it may be claimed to be.

>>13407270

That's... also possible, I never thought of that.

They are rather close, looking at it now. And she's always been there for him.

Not sure how to even go about pursuing something like that though, another romance or whatever.

>>13407257
>>13405489
>>13405339
>>13405355
>>13404991
>>13404908

Eeesh, it's all rather creepy business to me. I doubt the DM would actually make me explain to him the biology of how a slime would fake a pregnancy, though.

Thank the lord.

ITT: FATAL players.

You are in prison, you were abused and a mental wreck. I think it's time to find (a) god. That might also give the DM an excuse to raise your powerlevels at least temporarily through divine powers/guidance/intervention,