NEED EPIC CONCLUSION TO STORY IN PROGRESS!

Lego be crazy man

straight crazy

SOMEONE ARCHIVE THE OLD ONE.

HARPOON JONES MUST BE PRESERVED FOR FUTURE GENERATIONS.

F5ing so hard that I'm bleeding red bricks.

Waiting for epic story and moar Harpoon Jones

>>9878985

Working on it, suptg's archival interface is taking its sweet fucking time.

>>9878985
I don't know how to archive it. You were the OP, you do it.

Also archiving

>>9878973
Is... is that a crab on that roof? I love those Atlantis crabs!

I need moar of them.

Hey guys, if you had guns, lets say mounted on a crab, could it still rip things limb from limb with its claws? Can it be a gun horse without a gunner?

Ogod he updated on the first thread!

>>9879010
I don't know how, if I did rest assured I would not be shouting at you lot to do it for me.

>>9879026
>>9879003
Thank you good sirs, your work is a appreciated.

Legoers really do some hardcore shit

HORY SHET
Didn't realize the old one was autosaging. REPOASTAN!

Sorry about the delay, refreshed the thread to see my lone aquanaut just got fucking knighted by /tg/, and had to edit appropriately.
>>9878342
With the shield jedi nearly knocking at their door, aerial bombardment from afar, and their fearless leader incommunicado and presumed dead, things turn dire in the bikini bottom bunker. The gunners, still firing mindlessly, can't seem to do anything more than slow down the force-powered wall of steel, and the parts scattered about the floor are only meant for repairs, not base construction, even if they had the time. Puff grimly hands her wrench to Patrick, telling him to do what he can to stop the vile surface dwellers... and walks toward the door, vest detonator in hand. Patrick, deafened by gunfire and still in shock from his earlier ejection, begins cobbling together something clawed and vicious.
Back at aquanaut base, Controller Chuck pulls the trigger on another cannon blast, AND HITS. No casualties, but a huge chunk of wall not one inch from the east gunner goes flying. Harpoon Jones, hands shaking, drags the squishy mass of spongebob's corpse out of the pilot's seat, tossing it aside like a ragdoll. Wiping the slime off of his hands, he settles in, kicking it into reverse and sliding through the hole in the rubble the rocket plow had left earlier. Grinning viciously, Anakin inches ever closer to the west gunner. Just a few more steps, and he can just melt the fucker's face off. Just a few more... WHY IS THAT HATCH OPENING?

My brother in law lets out another falsetto shriek.
"ALLALALALALALALALA!"
Ms. Puff, laden with red blocks and studs, moves her 5", coming as close to Anakin as she can, and detonates.
I won't quote the dice here, but with a 2" blast radius, and 5 separate bombs, well, you get the picture.

>>9879056

Looks like it archived all but the last post. :(

Lessee if it updates. The archiver script might be FUBAR.

Anakin got turned into Chunky Salsa by Ms. Puff. This does not bode well

>>9879092

Oh, good. That works too. So the original thread's archived here: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/9855776/index-bak-orig.htm

>>9879051
That fool! He'll kill us all!

>>9879092
Sir, would you mind taking a pic of Harpoon Jones for us? Or at least describing him so that the drawfags may work there magic?

Thank you by the way for gracing my thread with your vast amounts of win.

>>9879153


He must be posing over the rotting corpse of Spongebob with his mighty Adamantium Harpoon Launcher

bumping for story and hopefully moar murmaider

more! for the love of god, more!

>>9879153
Of course. I'd feel like a jerk if I didn't, now. Will arrive with next post.

>>9879092
What jihadi Puff didn't intend was the size of her blast being as close to bikini bottom bunker as it was. Sure, she took out the almighty Anakin, along with herself, but that west gunner... lets just say a pile of ammunition doesn't always fare well in a giant flaming explosion. Neither does the sentient anemone sitting on top of it. With that, the remains of our sides were even, or at least as even as they could be. Controller Chuck, lining up a new shot in the Aquabase, Harpoon Jones, behind the wheel of an enemy vehicle, Patrick Star, ratcheting together god knows what behind closed doors, and a slackjawed anemone soldier, aghast at what had just happened to his brother. He turns his turret, refusing to slack in his duty, despite his loss. Off in the distance, a shape moves. The battletank! Did his fearless leader survive?!
.
.
.
Fuck no.
Harpoon Jones, all gritted teeth and adrenaline, has his foot to the floorboard, driving straight at the turret window.
Another shot from Commander Chuck takes out a set of bricks half an inch from the turret, as the mounted chaingun roars back to life, firing at the commandeered vehicle. Behind the gunner, sparks fly as Patrick welds together the finishing touches on his brutal handiwork.

please continue harpoon jones!

Is this thread for everybody/all games, or reserve soley for this "brickwars" thing in general and "Harpoon Jones" in particular?

>>9879420

Brikwars. If it's another system, start another thread.

PATRICK STAR WILL NOT MAKE IT, FOR THE FEAR THAT HARPOON JONES PUTS IN ALL SEALIFE WILL TURN PATRICK STAR INTO A CHOCOLATE STAR, OOO YEAAAAAAAH

>>9879395
EXCELENT! I, for one, look forward to seeing Harpoon Jones in all his glory.

>>9879420
Brikwars for the most part, Lego in just about any form is welcome though.

>>9879121
WooT! My first archived thread. I feel so very happy.

>>9879436

Eh, I think we've had quite enough of those threads already.

So what the hell IS brickwarz? The idea of using Legos to make a wide variety of mini's suitable for just about any game is a nice one; so I'm kind of curios as to a ruleset that is obstinately linked to legos in an integral fashion, as opposed to "let's play 40k/Btech with lego-fashioned minis."

>>9879483

Brikwarz is a game which has rules so complex that you are supposed to realize you don't need rules to play with LEGO, as per what the creator of it says.

>>9879483

http://www.brikwars.com

Seems to me like it's "gather your LEGO bricks and minifigs and just have fun." Something I could get behind.

MAWR

>>9879483
Its all the tactics of other tabletop wargames, but with the childlike whimsy and silliness of lego.

Know all the epic battles your minifigures had? Imagine that with some rules.

>>9879589

And played by people of all ages. And it being completely AWESOME

The rules are very very scalable too. Lots of "optional this" "variant rule that", so depending on your tastes you could run as warhammer-lite, or as a hyper-detailed nightmare of suppression counters and communication breakdowns.

>>9879508
>>9879510
>>9879552
>>9879589

Well that just sounds fucking stupid. "HURR MINIS RULES BUT WE DO IT WEETH LEGO SO IT ARE AUTOMAGICAL WHIMSEY."

... it's like somebody was playing 40k, heard one neckbeard whine too many, knocked over the table, and declared a neckbeard versin of Calvinball to be in effect.

Clearly this is fucking genius and it has my full support. +1 bump and please carry on, gentlemen.

>>9879660
>declared a neckbeard versin of Calvinball to be in effect.

This is EXACTLY what happened.

I need to find a group for this... if only my lego wasn't all back at home... in another country... on the other side of the continent.

so an addition to the story can be expected?

>>9879763

The gods deem it necessary. I think he's trying to find the mighty Harpoon Jones to take a picture, with Patrick's head on the pointy end.

>>9879784
YES. that sounds awesome

>so I'm kind of curios as to a ruleset that is obstinately linked to legos in an integral fashion, as opposed to "let's play 40k/Btech with lego-fashioned minis."

It's a Lego game about building huge shit from Lego and having it battle other huge shit within a tabletop system. Basically don't even try with small units. Bigger = Better in this system.

>>9879807
In fact, in the 2001 ruleset (which is 2005 minus any streamlining or sanity), you did have rules for building stuff in-game. Mechanics could roll a D6-3 when near a pile of scrap; multiply the result by 15 and you had that many seconds to turn that pile of scrap into a vehicle. Medics could take broken limbs from destroyed/wounded troopers and make Frankenstein monsters from them. The magic supplement was insane too due to the create-a-spell mechanics.

>THATFUCKINGPIECE.JPG
GODDAMN SPEARS, WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?
Will have pic, may take a few more minutes though.

>>9879395
Chunks fly from the front of spongebob's engine of destruction, but what remains of the shields holds true as Harpoon Jones, hero of the deep, redlines the motor on a collision course. Seeing time for one last shot, Commander Chuck fires at the turret, and brik gods bless him, he fires true. The red hot missile impacts the turret's barrel dead on, destroying it. The explosion of heat and shrapnel takes out part of the wall, the roof now standing on mere poles, but somehow, SOMEHOW, the anemone gunner survives. He turns to run, but trips on the rubble from the ruined support, and stands up just in time to see Patrick's glorious weapon come to completion.
None of this matters to Jones. All that matters is finishing the job.
"You know the plow is gone, right? If you hit that wall, you'll damage the craft just as much as whatever you hit."
"Plows are for cowards. Face your destiny, waterboy."
Hands tight on the wheel, Harpoon Jones flies through the remaining supports, coming to a stop conveniently directly atop the former gunner. The impact stuns him, and his ride is trashed, but he grins as the remains of his entrance collapse into rubble. He grins until Patrick rips the windshield from the pilots compartment

>>9879868
Take as long as you need good sir.

>>9879868

GASP!

>>9879868
>He grins until Patrick rips the windshield from the pilots compartment

tweest.jpg

Imminent feeling of "Oh no, the Rancor!"

good luck finding those spears

sage for /toy/

>>9880302
Fuck off, faggot

>>9880302

Get the hell out, right this second.

>>9880302

Do we really need to break out the "what sagefags think / what really happens" picture?

Brikwars is so sweet, and Harpoon Jones is manly as fucking hell. He deserves an eyepatch and some bitches.

F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5

>Harpoon Jones, hero of the deep

>>9880400
SOMEONE GET XCOM ON THE LINE, WE'VE FOUND THEIR NEWEST VETERAN!

I don't want to distract from Harpoon Jones, but here's what I've been working on in LEGO Designer.

I tried to recreate my mech, but sadly not all of the parts are listed in the program.

FFFFFF goddamn computer and camera had a bitch fit, had to restart. Sorry for the delay.

>>9879868
Harpoon Jones looked up, sweat and dust in his eyes. Before him stood his only remaining foe, Patrick Star. The pink starfish was not what caught Jones' attention, however. No, that honor belonged to the HYDRAULIC CLAW Patrick had crafted from spare parts. The very same claw that now held the shattered windshield of the seafloor commander's battered tank like it was a piece of paper, crumpling a sheet of armor that had deflected bullets and rubble alike. Brave, and arguably crazy as he may have been, Jones was never a dumb fig. Before Patrick had a chance to do anything else, Jones dove from the pilot's seat, and scrambled for the rubble piled around the hole he and his crew had left in the side of the bikini bunker.

>>9880502
Patrick's dumb grin makes the HYDRAULIC POWER KLAW even better.

Is it bad that I just PUNCHED THE F5 KEY OFF OF MY KEYBOARD?!

>>9880585

It makes him psychotic, like this entire war

With the speed that only the hunted can muster, Jones launched himself through the hole he had left in the bunker. He needed a weapon, a shield, SOMETHING, because the sound of Patrick CRUNCHING the tank out of the way behind him did not bode well. His trusty harpoon gun was empty, and gone. The armaments of his allies were far enough away to make no difference. The two turrets at the enemy base had been destroyed, and he had neither the time nor the supplies to craft anything. His only hope was to run until he could... wait, Commander Chuck! The cannon at the base still had a shot or two left, right? Harpoon Jones ran into the open, alongside the bunker wall. If he could just lure Patrick out, maybe, just maybe, he'd survive. If that pink fucker would just -CRUNCH-

A hole appeared next to Jones, blown out by the sudden impact of the Fist of the Star. And through it came the madman.

>>9880653

That's gotta be one of the best features of Brikwars: with the exception of characters with specialty heads, your forces all go into battle with a permanent psychotic grin. "I'M RUNNING HEADLONG INTO LASER FIRE WIELDING NOTHING BUT AN AXE AND IT'S GRRRRRREAT!!!"

>>9880810

THIS IS NOW THE ENTIRE PLOT TO DIE HARD 5: DEEP SEA HELL

>>9880813

Oh yes indeed. Nothing like minions dying for the just cause of just 'cause

Bracing for epic

OH GOD I JUST GOT BACK AND HOLY SHIT HARPOON JONES!!

BRACE FOR BRIKWARS, SHIT GOT REAL A LONG TIME AGO!

Harpoon Jones, hero of the deep, had nowhere to go. Before him, a psychopath with impossible machinery and intent to kill. Behind him and to his right was nothing but open fields, and chances were good he'd just die in a less advantageous position than he was in now. To his left, the dropoff. The seafloor only went so far, and who knows what might live beyond that point. No one who went would ever find out, the pressure of the depths would crush them like a bug before they ever saw a thing. With this thought, Harpoon Jones realized he still had a shot. He ran to the very edge. Even the denizens of the deep know not to get too close to the dropoff, but Patrick was beyond reason, and raced after Jones, cackling madly. A missile, boiling the water around it, went screaming through the inch wide gap between man and beast. At this range, hitting a moving target was almost impossible. So Harpoon Jones, Hero of the Deep and Man amongst Figs, did what had to be done. He dove forth, grasping the murderous star by the arms, screaming at the top of his lungs for Chuck to take the shot he was given.

>>9881023
No! Not Harpoon Jones!

>>9881023

>>9881023
MotherOfGod.jpg

....

....

....

Sweet Armok, did he?

>>9881023


FOR THE FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGS!!!!!!

After reading the thread I really wanna play a few games with my friends. Unfortunately I sold most of Legos off at yard sales and such. Anyone know were I would be able to get a large amount of assorted Legos blocks for a decent price?

>>9881098
You could try yard sales and such.

>>9881108
Damn it, beat me to it.

A man's soul may never be crushed, but men are not made of souls. They are made of flesh, and bone, and occasionally ABS plastic. Patrick, his quarry finally in reach, grasped Harpoon Jones about the waist, and raised him high in the air with the might of his vicious hydraulic claw. He laughed as he squeezed the puny surface dweller ever tighter. He laughed even as Commander Chuck, eyes wet with tears, fired Aquabase's last missile into his pink back. He laughed his way into the deep. And if Commander Chuck, sole survivor of the raid on bikini bottom, is to be trusted... so did Harpoon Jones.

FIN.

>>9881098

eBay, you'll find people that sell by the pound.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, FIGS AND BRIKS, LEND MY YOUR EARS (or smooth plastic heads as the case may be).

OUR BROTHERS IN /x/ ARE UNDER ATTACK, AND WE IN /tg/ ARE RATHER FOND OF /x/.

I SAY WE, ALL OF US WITH ALL OF OUR VERY BEST FIGS, SHOULD HELP THEM IN THERE HOUR OF NEED!! WE MUST HELP THEM!! COME, WITH ME, WE SHALL TAKE UNTO THEM ALL THE WIN OF OUR THREAD, ALL THE WIN OF HARPOON JONES, AND WE SHALL RISE UP AND DEFEND OUR BROTHERS!!

ARE YOU WITH ME?

>>9881176

>>9881176
Well now we need an image of Harpoon Jones!

Also, awesome story.

>>9881176
i might seriously cry.

>>9881176

Yippie kay yay, motherfucker...

>>9881176
Most excellent, sir. Most excellent indeed.

I want to put the story up on 1d4chan (I'll give it a spell/grammar proofing beforehand); do you have a title you'd prefer?

>>9881176
What? But....Harpoon Jones can't die....

>>9881176
My hat off to you, Harpoon Jones, fig amongst figs. May figs elsewhere strife to be as heroic as you, to defend figkind from dangers anywhere in this universe. FOR FIGS!

>>9881176
Theres a seat in Valhalla for figs like that.

Manly tears man, manly tears.

>>9881176

Awesome fucking story, sir. Is that how it all really went down, or did you enter Write-Mode? I'm anxious to know, but either way, the story was Epic (with a Capital E)

>>9881255

Harpoon Jones will never die. Not when he is in the hearts and minds of figs all over.

He might also be battling the Cthonic evils we dare not speak of.

>>9881176

Harpoon Jones, we will never forget you.

Harpoon Jones... I don't have the words man.

If I have just one fig as epic as him...

Also: You said your a dad? Seriously? Thats one lucky kid.

>>9881255

He's a plastic figurine. He fell off the table. He'll be fine.

He'd better be sporting an eyepatch next go-around.

Fucking heroes among men.

This brave minifig deserves to be immortalized in bronze scupture, to be forever remembered as a hero of minifig-kind, so that never shall the sacrifice made in the purging of the sea-xenos be forgotten.

Gentlemen, shall we ride this wave of epic against the /b/tards in /x/?

ALSO: THREAD IS NOW EPIC FIGS, AND GENERAL BASKING IN HARPOON JONES'S GLORY.

>>9881398

They shall fall before the spear and the harpoon

Where're the Drawfags and Writefags when we need'em?

>>9881424
THEN LET US RIDE!! ONWARD TO GLORY AND/OR DEATH!!

>>>4362645

>>9881455
FUCK >>>/x/4362645

Urist, good chap, let's keep this thread related, not try to get everyone off doing something clearly unrelated to Harpoon Jones and LEGO EPICNESS.

Still hoping that our most excellent storyteller will provide a title for his tale of win.

>>9881295
Play by play, this is an accurate retelling of how the combat went down. Some dramatization in light of /tg/'s fervent love of harpoon Jones, but nonetheless, accurate.

Also, I cannot seem to find my harpoons or harpoon guns, so you guys are going to get the Hollywood Dramatic Retelling shot, where Harpoon Jones slaughters spongebob BY HAND, WITH AN EXPLOSIVE TIPPED HARPOON.

>>9881482
I'm multitasking.

Postan and Purgan.

>>9881519

Next game you play, Harpoon Jones needs to come back WITH A VENGEANCE. Some battle scar or other, his trusty harpoon, and incessant RAGE at anything remotely aquatic. God damn, grizzled and manly.

>>9881550

Fah, You are small time!

>>9881669

LOL, "THUS... US... SPART- I mean BIKINI BOTTOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!"

>>9881669
What does his face look like?

>>9881579

>>9881669

GLEE~!

>>9881669

HARPOON JONES!
HERO! OF! THE! DEEP!

>>9881572
Next time you play, Harpoon Jones should be your hero. With an eyepatch, dark memories of things from the deep, multiple scars, and a personal vehicle that looks like a porcupine of harpoon guns, with a giant harpoon gun at the prow.

>>9881730

"Yeah, that gun at the front? It shoots OTSs."

>>9881720

None know his face; he has shunned the spotlight, seeking instead to right what wrongs he may. He wanders through the seas, destroying evil and leaving hope in his wake.

His life is a harpoon in the face of evil. HARPOON JONES!

>>9881730

fuck that.
use spongebob's destroyed house as the chassis.

There you are, ladies and gentlemen.

And no, I 'm afraid I don't have a good title for the thread. I'm too spent from the retelling.

>>9881669
A most excellent weapon, Harpoon Jones. Good job.

>>9881887

Honestly, "THE SAGA OF HARPOON JONES" is a damn good title already. If you need to snazz it up, just go with "HERO OF THE DEEP: THE SAGA OF HARPOON JONES".

>>9881919

Fucking THIS

>>9881919
THE SAGA OF HARPOON JONES: HERO OF THE DEEP

You got it backward.

Well, after that Epicness, what happens next?

>>9882170

I'm working in Digital Designer to build some kind of plane.

I don't know what the hell the main body will look like yet, but I spent a good chunk of afternoon working out the wings.

>>9882170
MOAR STORIES, someone else on /tg/ must have played brikwars at some point.

COME FORTH MIGHTY ANON AND REGALE US WITH YOUR TALES OF GORE AND GLORY!!

>>9882328

Not as exciting as the epicness of Harpoon Jones, but I have a couple.

Once on a critical miss my commander chopped off his own legs with a light saber.

My brother also destroyed his own troop carrier by not rolling high enough on a shooting phase.

Someone make sure to archive this thread too!

>>9882328
I've played but I don't have much in the way of epic tales.

I can say, though, that it's very good for an afternoon of wargaming with a new-to-wargaming girlfriend :)

>>9882716
....

....

I think i speak for everyone here when I say YOU LUCKY BASTARD.

OK, WE NEED TO GET BACK ON TRACK, HOW ABOUT EPIC UNITS?

Tanks of rolling DOOM, the vehicle that wouldn't die, your greatest creation, stuff like that.

Also: DRAWFAGS, GET TO WORK ON HARPOON JONES, DUDE WITH THE MEC, GET PICS!! I really wanna see the new leg assembly.

>>9882806

Haha, yeah, it was good times.

We also played some Warmachine using the demo rules and Lego units. It was good times, and she even beat me once or twice.

>>9882968
I need to read my posts before submitting. Excessive use of 'good times' is really annoying.

>>9882968
Damn, now I want a nerdy girlfriend even more than usual...

DAMN YOU FRIEND ZONE!!!

OK, ITS VEHICLE TIME NOW WEATHER YOU BASTARDS LIKE IT OR NOT.

Note to self: prewrite story of crushing defeat of both self and brother in law at hands of sister/wife teamup and their INVINCIBLE DROID ARMY for next thread.

>>9883270
DO IT NOW, if your last story was any indication you have epic battles and a knack for telling stories.

Also: If the last thread was indication, this one will be around FOREVER (or until tomorrow afternoon).

>>9883178

I've been working on this all afternoon.
Got landing gear and the wings/engines sorted, still working out what the main body will look like.

Any suggestions? Idea is a sci-fi fighter-bomber.

Ok, describe what you guys have on hand for troops.

ALL OF IT.

I'll go first, just give me a moment to type it up.

Price right now, by the way, is $32. If it finishes off less than $60 I think I will buy it.

>>9883513
Excellent, keep reporting in, it looks good thus far.

>>9883513
That's the coolest part about the Digital Designer, the fact that you can decide "Yeah, this is cool... now I want a real one."

>>9883559

The not-so-cool part being that, say, an Imperial cruiser will set you back several hundred. And that aircraft carrier from earlier would be thousands.

Awesome would be a DIY set lab at LEGO stores and LEGOLAND that weighed your set and charged you by the pound/kilo.

Personally, I enjoy fielding an ever-loving boat-load of these onto the battlefield and using the concentrated-fire rules to blast apart my friend's Battlemech.

Trade Federation: Like the Imperial Guard of Brikwars.

>>9884370

Backstop with arty and the occasional tank-esque creation and you'd be playing IG Briks.

Ok, let me see if I've got all this...

*Please note that ever since I've been able to I've been keeping sets together*

Ships/heavy support
1 Droid Tri fighter
1 rapid fire viking catapult
1 two arm viking catapult
1 troll battlewheel
1 dorf catapult
1 small troll artillery piece
1 50th anniversary Y-wing
2 AT-AP walkers
2 custom ships (I'll need to post them)

Troops
1 dorf (potential hero)
a small pile of clone troopers/stormtroopers
a pile 'o vikings
a pile of trolls
a small pile of knights
(i have no idea how many is in each group, i'll need to count)
2 custom ship pilots
one of these is rather benign looking, the other is in original Boba Fett armor, is flying my "Ive spent years tweaking this" ship, and has two lazor rifles, one of which is a rather neat custom job. The second pilot is definitely a hero should I field him.
The armored dragon, upon which rides my Viking Thane, he is armed with badassery, a golden sword, and a neat looking gun.
And last but not least, my favorite second only to my ship, the dreaded Lazer Crab.

This is the first I've really told anyone (openly on the interwebs) about the Lazor Crab.

He is a fearsome beast, and he is armed with Transparent Orange Lazors.

At some point, I'm gonna fuck someones shit up.

>>9884453
When construction point limits allow, I field my two AATs for serious heavy backup. I don't tend to use the MTT, as it doesn't have much firepower or realistic troop number deployment capability. My CP is better spent on a squad or two of Droidekas.

10 vikings (counting the thane), 6 trolls, 4 knight, an unknown amount of troopers (I'd really need to hunt) and a partridge in a pear tree.

>>9884656
And 3 rocket droids.

>>9884546
Pic related

>>9884730
Fukkin Saved.

>>9878921
Lego wars vs Warhammer

someone, mix and match stats.

>>9884744
Thanks. Over 9000 hours in MS paint.

>>9884759
Well, with enough skill, you can pretty much just make any WH (40k or not) army in BrikWars.

Ok, I'm gonna see if i cant grab some half decent pics of my ships, you lot... be awesome while I'm gone.

>>9884792
I'm honestly new to Brickwars

anyone wanna give me some average/basic stats of something?

as an example?

>>9884811
Well, here's a Ninja.

Why, yes. This system does fully support the Inverse Ninja Theory. How 'bout 'dem apples?

In general, just check out the rules online. They're a hilarious read, and makes you want to go dig out your old LEGO stash if you haven't already.

>>9884811
http://www.brikwars.com/supplements.htm

Scroll down to Stat Cards

sage for /toy/

>>9884933
A: You left something in the spice cupboard.
B: BrikWarz is /tg/ at its best.

>>9884887
>Ninja
>May dual-wield Heavy Weapons as if they were Hand Weapons

So anyone gonna post there armies?

>>9885094
I'll count up my battle droids. It's my only "full" army. Everything else I have is mostly just small companies of decked out mercs and the scattered fantasy knights and such.

>>9885184
Wonderful.

Trade Federation Army: ??? Points (Haven't tallied up all my constructions, we usually just eye-ball it)

Troops:
6x Battle Droids (Squadron)
6x Battle Droids (Squadron)
4x Droidekas (Squadron)
3x Pilot Droids
3x Gunner Droids

Constructions:
1x MTT with gun platform modifications.
2x AAT
1x Giant Mechanical Ape (not official star-wars, MOC)

Heros:
Commander Battle Droid: dual wielding laser rifles, jet-pack, and a fondness for killing meatbags.

>>9885382
LoL Giant Mechanical Ape

>>9885382
Whoops, forgot my shock-troops.

6x Battle droids with jet-packs

I hope this is archived for the sake of HARPOON JONES.

>>9885475
HAZA, IT IS!!

>>9885863
You're welcome.

>>9886078
It was you who did it? Then it is you whom I should thank.

Thank you, kind Anon, for archiving that for me.

Another shot of the ship-in-progress.

The forward section is giving me some trouble - I've got a bit of empty space behind the pilot, and no real idea what to do with it. Thoughts?

Just learned about this game from the last thread. I'm currently about half-way through the rules, and I am thoroughly entertained. This is awesome!

>>9887129
Looks like it has some interesting pieces, link to the designer?

Mine feels rather bland now.

The plane looks like its going well.

>>9887139
Make sure to read them in the voice of Gnarl form Overlord.

>>9887129

The traditional LEGO answer is to fill it with 1x2 bricks and top 'em with ornamental panels of random shit.

Did someone say LEGO mecha?
Because I think someone said LEGO mecha.

>>9887320

The designer's at http://ldd.lego.com/ for free download.

>>9887438
I think I may try to add a gunnery station, and maybe a turret up top...how's that sound?

>>9887439
FUKKIN. SAVED.

>>9887439

That made me me laugh out loud. Win, sir, win.

Ok, I'm going to (hopefully) go to sleep now.

Last time I went to sleep, the thread I made was filled to the brim with win.

Can you guys manage to pull that off again?

>>9887439

WANNABE XENOS DETECTED

>>9887673

I want a helmet like that...

>>9887673

Someone turn this in an image macro.

>>9887439
Good gods of bricks! Fighting with that thing would be epic! Someone stat it!

Success! ...I think.
Not sure what to call it, and unless I'm missing something it's pretty much impossible for me to get it to try to put the actual minifigs in the cockpit - though as far as I can tell, they SHOULD fit in it.

It's got a rotating dorsal turret; the only route of access is also through a dorsal hatch.

>>9889460

FUCK. I did miss something VERY obvious - the ceiling's too fucking low.

Will try to fix this tomorrow.

Good morning /tg/!

Its time for a nice healthy bowl of BUMP.

bamping for great justice

>>9889460
Nice work, I'm going to need to download that designer.

HEY /tg/! ONCE AGAIN THIS THREAD HAS SURVIVED FOR QUITE A WHILE, ALL NIGHT IN FACT.

I'M GOING TO LEAVE AGAIN. WOULD YOU GUYS MIND FILLING THIS WITH AWESOME, LIKE LAST TIME WITH HARPOON JONES?

FUCK I wish I had bros I could play this with ;_;

>>9894107
Do you have a gaming group? do they have lego/would be interested anyway?

FUCK YEAR thread still here!

>>9894041
Right now I'm working on raising the ceiling by 1 level - that should be all the headroom I need.

I quite like how the roof looks, though, so I'm going to try adding more wall underneath the engines and hope it doesn't screw with the way it looks (or the landing gear).

>>9895524

SUCCESS! Added another brick of height to the thing, and the pilot & gunner now fit nicely!

It's got functional landing gear (assuming that the gear can hold up to its weight...can't be sure of that from the designer), a 360-degree rotating turret with up to 90-degree inclination, and a flip-up dorsal hatch for access to the cabin.

I'm thinking of changing up the pilots' uniforms - right now they're in very Golden-Age aviator outfits, complete with flight caps and goggles.

Current price check: 66.85, damn this thing's pricey.

These threads make me sad I gave my old lego to my twelve-year-old nephew.

Oh well, it had a good run. I had to pass it on sooner or later, and it went out with a bang; a three-metre long SSBN submarine in full scale with the legomen with the centrepiece of SSBN tubes that opened the hatches, raised the missiles into position, and then actually fired them, using a series of levers on the outside.

I knew it was the right choice to let him have it when he pointed out that by adding in spinners and a long tube I could actually integrate two-key security into the SSBN launch mechanism.

did some more tweaking of the landing gear and rear portions of this thing - price is $68 and change.

Now for the moment of truth.
To buy...or not to buy?
What d'y'think, /tg/?

>>9896100
The thumbnail made me think of Kyogre.

>>9896958

Yeah, I noticed that - I don't think it's intentional, I was more going for one of those freaky bird-like planes from Ghost in the Shell.

Goddamn it this thread WILL. NOT. DIE.
Not on my watch.

I like the design of this one - a blend between an ED-209 and one of those Exo-Force sets that LEGO was putting out a few years back.

>>9897442
While I appreciate the amount of work that must go in to building an Optimus Prime out of Lego, they sure did fuck up his arms.

>>9898261

They look OK to me - he just has no wrists, really.
The fact that it's a transforming Optimus Prime made out of LEGO bricks really overrides that quibble for me,.

>>9898417
They're a bit stumpy. But then again, I hang out on /toy/ also so i'm a bit biased when it comes to my Primes.

I RETURN!!

>>9896248
Whats SSBN? Either way, your nephew sounds cool.

>>9896933
If you have the cash I think you ought to buy it, it looks pretty damn awesome.

>>9899162

I may...dunno. $70+s&H is a bit much. I'm also a bit worried that the automatically-generated instructions are, frankly, rubbish...

Pic is showing off the landing gear - I made a few tweaks to it. As shown it's actually not lifting the ship off the ground at all, just steadying it - but if they're pushed down all the way (rather than angled) they should keep the ship's belly off the ground.

>>9899358
I think that it looks rather pro, and that you should order it for the sake of ordering it, but ya $70 seems a little much.

Oh well, not like its a one time offer. Perhaps you should just save it and wait till you have enough to buy it and not hurt your wallet.

Transparent Orange Bump

Quick picture with the hatch flipped up.
I'm thinking of calling it a Stormhammer. That's not being used anywhere else, is it?

>>9901065
Not that I know of.

Bump for awesome?

>>9901065
stormhammer is a baneblade variant.

>>9901468
Baneblades are Stormhammer variants

>>9901482
NUT NUFF DAKKA, HUMIES!

>>9901482
You, you, double baneblade.

>>9901482
Now build it out of lego.

>>9901538
.... Now I really wish I had the briks for this.

>>9901482
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vehicles_of_the_Imperial_Guard

"That being said, the Stormhammer is perhaps the rarest of all BANEBLADE VARIANTS both in the in-game universe and real-life"

>>9901602

Goddamnit! Aren't there any good names that aren't already being used?

I'd like some kind of variant on "-hammer".
I'm tempted to just say fuck it and use Stormhammer anyway - I don't play 40K, and that's a tank, not a plane.

>>9901679
Hmmm... Doomhammer? I'm too tired to think of anything else.

>>9901808
Skyhammer?

>>9901936

Web search turns up a Transformer and a video game, but no other vehicles with the name...thanks, I'll take it!
Skyhammer Heavy Fighter it is.

>>9902051
So, we got shit done?

>>9902601

Yes, yes we did.
I think I'll order it, but not for a bit. Going to work on recreating my little-mech next, so I can post screenshots of that and maybe work on improving the legs some more.

It's a squat motherfucker now, wide-set legs so it's pretty stable. Looks like ten pounds of killing in a five-pound jar.

BUMP

>>9903234
Excellent, make sure to post pics of the Skyhammer when you get it.

>>9903819

Aye-aye.
I'm pretty sure the automatically-generated build instructions are going to be crap, so I may have to just go from the digital model.

>>9904023
You can adjust some of the settings, can you not?

I love how this is still here...

>>9905483
mostly because you keep bumping it.

Not that I mind, I'm reading through the rules.

>>9905483
OK, IM GONNA SEE HOW LONG I CAN KEEP THIS GOING, ALL ABOARD THE NEW THREAD!!

Just give me a moment to make it.

>>9905967
Hmmmm wont let me make the new thread...

>>9905873
Well ya there is that.

I think I'll quit while I'm ahead.

I'll let this one die if it will, then take up the march some other time, on some other front.

Advice?
I haven't had a chance to retrieve several bins of bricks from my parents' house, but this is the hero I want to build:

Johnny Promethium, Action Arsonist (Hero), 20 CP
Skill: 1d10
Move: 6"
Armor: 3d6
+1CP Multitasking: Unit may target two separate enemies or make one attack and perform one other action. p. 54
+1CP Multidexterity: Unit may use two hands for one action.
+1CP Armor. -1" move, +1d6 armor
+6CP Two handheld flamethrowers: Use: 3 Range: 6" Damage: 1d6

Essentially, I'm going to play him as a Churchill flame tank reincarnated on two legs. Surround him with cheap CC troops to redshirt and just wander around the battlefield toasting things. That or have him surf a tank into battle, depending on the circumstances.

Is giving him Multidexterity and Multitasking legitimate? I mean, he *does* have two flamethrowers, and I see no reason why he shouldn't be able to use them both.

>>9907294

I'm not sure what a Churchill flame tank is, but it sounds intriguing.

Going to start working on a new LEGO bit in the Digital Designer tomorrow. Think I'm gonna try for a powersuit, if I can work out a few issues...this one may be cheap enough to buy easily, too.

Been looking around a bit for inspiration/good things to crib from - some of these are really neat.

Guys, I think we all need to take our hats off for a bit.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/29844928@N07/sets/72157623336807855/

Crawler Town. Crawler. Town.

Anyone want to ballpark how many points this monster would cost in Brikwars?

>>9901679
Kyogre's Hammer.
It had to be done, I'm sorry.

And I'm surprised that this thread is still alive.

sage for /toy/

>>9914332
stfu, brickwars is a traditional game.

>>9913259

I WANT A BLUEPRINT

>>9913259

Holy fuck I want to make a scenario that involves a siege of this monster.

wat

>>9915142
that one is actually "faked". they took two different pictures of the model and the rest was done in photoshop.
>http://www.andrewlipson.com/escher/waterfall.html

>>9915032

Me, I want to see what it looks like from above.
Been looking around at mech builds, trying to figure out some nice leg designs.

I really liked this one, but it seems to be more fixated on static poses than actual playability - the hip joints look like they might fall apart if you're not careful.

Of course, I've run across some interesting non-mech stuff as well. You could probably have a lot of fun constructing an elaborate BrikWars battlefield beforehand.

I am led to wonder how big a full-scale Serenity would be...for anyone with Brik Wars experience, how large can a ship get before it ceases being a vehicle and starts being a battlefield?

>>9919126
Liek dis?

Killing an entire Eldar army with less than 20 casualties, no tank losses.

With an infantry based guard army with only 4 tanks in it

does anybody have guides for making the tau mechs with legos?

>>9913259
Armok almighty, that thing is amazing!

My hat goes off to the creator of this ... wonder.

Also: Hungry City Chronicles anyone?

>>9919672
Points if you spot the blue box.

>>9921062
Yup I see it.

>>9921062

Fuck that. Points if you can name the companion leaving that blue box.

>>9921476
Ah bugger, you have me there.

I've only really seen from 9 on.

>>9921476

The picture's a bit blurry.
Donna?

>>9913259
that is like a god damn arms fort from ac4a pic related

>>9887439
Holy shit, apparently this is actually Hungry City Chronicles lego!

Imma need to find MOAR.