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    170 KB Maid Quest Part XXVI Goshujin-Sama 05/10/10(Mon)00:08 No.9721705  
    Sorry I wasn't able to do this earlier. My weekend has been one shitstorm after another.

    -----

    WHAT HAS COME BEFORE:

    First Chapter: Part 1: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/9047710/

    Most Recent Chapter: Part 26: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/9623790/

    If you want to find the rest, they should be tagged "Maid Quest" on the archive.

    If you're pathetic enough to follow this fucking shit on twitter, it's at http://twitter.com/maidquesttg

    You are a young man who has suddenly come into an unexpected inheritance: a rather large mansion and a sizeable amount of money. However, your rather eccentric uncle has put a secret rider in his will: in order to inherit the money, you must:

    1. Repair the rather old and decaying house.
    2. Hire a full staff of maids to upkeep it.

    At least, that's the basic idea. Things have gotten confused since then.

    Loot
    Alien Repair Bots
    Reticulan Combat Android
    Demonic Ace of Spades - Alicia's Phylactery

    Your Costumes
    Magician (Magic Missile, Shield, Ritual Magic)

    Unassigned Costumes
    Blood Splatter (Causes Terror after the first time you inflict damage in combat)
    Sexy Commissar Outfit (Changes one Trait to Sexy)

    Mansion Status:
    Facilities: Beachfront property, Huge Yacht ("Kat"), Secret Passages (Connects Master Bedroom to Maid Quarters).
    Kitchen: Average (3 of 5)
    Decor: Good (4 of 5)
    Gardens: Average (3 of 5)
    Repair: PERFECT (6 of 5)
    Beach: Good (4 of 5)
    >> Goshujin-Sama 05/10/10(Mon)00:08 No.9721707
    STAFF:
    Reginald, Your Butler (Devoted)

    Samantha, Your Head Maid (Devoted) - LOVE

    Koyomi, your Japanese gamer science nerd. (Neutral)

    SISTER FUCKING CARMINE, THE FUCKING FEMALE FUCKING ANGRY MARINE! (Angry)
    - Costume Option: Blood Splatter

    Kristopher, formerly Katherine, the redheaded trap-kun (Distant)

    Felicia, the cute catgirl (Warm) - SEXED

    Jehanne, the paladin of Bahamut (Devoted) - SEXED

    Alicia, the former Demon Queen of Lust, now in possession of Katherine's Love (Warm)

    100 XP

    Day 11 of 30

    After waking up in Koyomi's bed, you wind up taking the secret passage up the back of your mansion to your bedroom to avoid any awkward questions in the morning.

    As you open the closet door and step out into your room, you see Alicia sitting at your desk. She is sipping a cup of tea and petting Felicia behind the ears. "Hi there," she says. "Did you have a good night?"

    WHAT DO?
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)00:13 No.9721784
    Nod, smile. Politely ask if we can share her tea, pour ourselves a cup, sit down, chill.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)00:13 No.9721790
    "Indeed I did, and what do I owe the pleasure of this early visit to?"
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)00:14 No.9721793
    >>9721707

    This can't be good.

    She'll know what we've done, so we might as well answer Yes.

    Also, assign Blood Spatter to us, and a FEMALE Sexy Commissar outfit to Kat.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)00:14 No.9721801
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    Also:

    >bored out of my fucking skull, cleaning a revolver that's already clean

    >phone chimes with a text message

    >MAID QUEST, MOTHERFUCKERS
    >> Goshujin-Sama 05/10/10(Mon)00:16 No.9721844
    >>9721790
    >>9721784

    Alicia gives her former familiar one last pet on the head, then tosses a ball of string into the corner. Felicia mews happily then chases the yarn and starts fighting with it. A few minutes later, she's tangled up helplessly in it, in that vaguely erotic way that only really ever happens in anime made by pocket-mining perverts.

    "I'm a demon of lust and love. Anyone gets laid within half a kilometer of me, I know it," Alicia says, pouring you a cup of tea and taking the cover off the breakfast dish. Turns out it's a full English Breakfast: eggs, rashers (aka bacon), sausages, crumpets, and other things that sound vaguely sophisticated.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)00:17 No.9721854
    Doubt the demoness of lust is going to hold some hawt sexans against us.

    I think I'm going to get some Crown Royal out and see if I can't keep pace with Goshujin. Hopefully my suggestions will grow drunker at about the same pace his DMing does, until we reach a lulz singularity.

    Or something. I might have started early on that Royal.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 05/10/10(Mon)00:18 No.9721873
    >>9721865

    =O

    TIME WARP!!!!!
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)00:19 No.9721885
    >>9721844

    Thank her for the breakfast. I thought Felicia had an aversion to Alicia?
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)00:19 No.9721895
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    >in that vaguely erotic way that only really ever happens in anime made by pocket-mining perverts.

    >eggs, rashers (aka bacon), sausages, crumpets, and other things that sound vaguely sophisticated.

    And this is why I missed Maid Quest.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)00:20 No.9721907
    >>9721844
    Thank her for the food and start eating.
    Ask her if there was anythig else she wanted.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)00:21 No.9721922
    >>9721885 here

    Ask her if she has any ideas on how to get Kat back to her old self.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 05/10/10(Mon)00:21 No.9721928
    >>9721885
    Alicia shrugs. "Don't thank me. It was Reginald cooked this. Hence the hearty and manly nature of this meal," she says sarcastically. She takes another sip of her tea and smirks knowingly. "So. . . you've completed the whole ridiculous sex portion of the will. You don't need to fuck any more girls to get your insane amount of money and spend the rest of your life drinking champagne and being a useless rich playboy. How do you feel?"
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)00:23 No.9721958
    >>9721928

    Angry at ourself. We may very well have lost Kat.

    And don't still have to finish repairing the house?
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)00:23 No.9721960
    >>9721928

    "Considering the fact that I've been attacked by aliens, fought my way out of Black Effing Mesa, stabbed a motherfucking Giant Squid to death in mano-a-mano combat, got sloshed with another one, and that I'm now having morning tea with a lust demon?

    Waiting for the other shoe to drop, you might say."
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)00:23 No.9721963
    >>9721928
    Feels good, maid.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)00:24 No.9721977
    >>9721928
    "as if I ever cared about the money. I'm in this for the fun and adventure."
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)00:25 No.9721989
    By the way, do the facilities need to be 5 of 5 for the mansion to qualify as repaired?
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)00:27 No.9722024
    >>9721989

    yes, I do believe so.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 05/10/10(Mon)00:27 No.9722030
    >>9721958
    >>9721960
    >>9721963

    "Hmmmmm. . . just as I suspected. In any case, I came here to talk to you about that certain matter. . . in other words, the issue of your maid who is no maiden, and the damnable thing they put in my head." Alicia takes another deep sip of her tea. "I've been thinking about it, and there may be a way to solve this. . . situation. However, it requires going to Hell. Specifically, the tower that used to be my home before a certain idiot decided to tear it down. We'll probably die horribly if we attempt it, but I thought I should let you know about it so that you can feel guilty forever about being too much of a chicken to try." She pours herself another cup of tea and drops in two lumps of sugar and a squeeze of lemon.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)00:27 No.9722036
    Hey guys, is this stuff up on 1d4chan.org? If not, it should be. Make it so!
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)00:29 No.9722061
    >>9722030
    She's obviously baiting us, but fuck it. Let's do it.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)00:29 No.9722065
    >>9722030

    This is obviously a trap. But I'm intrigued, go on.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)00:30 No.9722073
    fuck off with your fetish quest faggot.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)00:30 No.9722075
    >>9722030
    Thid doesn't sould like a trap at all, no sir.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)00:30 No.9722081
    >>9722030
    "A chicken, eh?" I say as I stand up quickly. "Hell better look out because I am coming for it." I then stomp off and go grab my gear. This is going to be a fight.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)00:30 No.9722082
    taiga's piece of shit
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)00:31 No.9722105
    >>9722030
    "Sounds like a trap, so what's the plan?"
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)00:32 No.9722123
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    >>9722030

    Proceed...
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)00:33 No.9722126
    >>9722030
    "Wow, that doesn't sound like a trap at all. I'm completely new to this and I don't thunk gud. so... consider me genuinely interested."
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)00:34 No.9722152
    >>9721707

    Need Koyomi's status changed to SEXED.

    And hopefully some attitude higher than "Neutral".
    >> Goshujin-Sama 05/10/10(Mon)00:34 No.9722157
    >>9722061
    >>9722065

    Alicia leans back in her chair and smiles at you wickedly. "Well, then, if you want to hear more. . . it's all very simple. Back when I was in my prime, changing someone's gender was simplicity itself. Unfortunately, as you know, my power came from the number of damned souls I possessed. And because you destroyed my tower, you released every single one of those souls, and now I'm nearly powerless. But it shouldn't have been a problem, retrieving those souls, except for one thing: I'm not the only one who wanted to be the Demon Queen of Lust. And the moment my power was broken, those bastards closed in on me. I had to give up about half of my former self just to escape them. Hence. . ." She gestures to her slight, childlike body.

    "On the other hand. . . I didn't survive as long as I had by not being prepared. I have small reserve of souls in the ruins of my old tower. If we're lucky, the vultures who were after my old job didn't find it. So, if you want me to cure Katherine, or Kristopher, or whatever his or her name is, the answer is simple. Come with me down to hell, get me back my hidden reserve, and I'll turn your old friend's wing-wang inside out the way she wants it." She takes yet another sip of her tea, more to accentuate her words than because she's thirsty, you figure.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 05/10/10(Mon)00:35 No.9722165
    >>9722152
    Yeah, that's not accurate. It should be Warm/Sexed
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)00:35 No.9722176
    >>9722157

    And this will also restore her memories, and return her love?
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)00:35 No.9722177
    >>9722030

    Sounds like a trap... which is good, since we've been missing ours since that love-swap shit went down.

    Also, is this "fix shit already" trick time-sensitive?
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)00:36 No.9722185
    Hell was the second worst part of this whole thing. Are you sure this is a good plot hook, OP?
    >> Goshujin-Sama 05/10/10(Mon)00:36 No.9722203
    >>9722176
    "It will mean," Alicia sighs, as if explaining something to a retarded kid, "that she'll have no more reason to angst out, so I'll be able to give these damn feelings back to her and get them out of my head where they don't belong."
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)00:37 No.9722214
    >>9722157

    Okay. what sort of opposition can we expect? Also, is there a time limit, since i've been kicking ass non-stop for over a week now, and I really need at least a day in between ass-kickings to chill out.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)00:37 No.9722225
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    >>9722185

    The troll making us GO there was the worst thing.

    Hell itself got us CARMINE and Jehanne.

    ALSO.

    OONST OONST OONST.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)00:37 No.9722228
    >>9722157

    Fine, but we're writing up another contract. We don't want you to use those souls to say, turn us into a woman or some other shenanigans.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)00:38 No.9722236
    >>9722185

    He's either learnt from the last two fuckups, or he's really, really drunk. Either works, frankly.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)00:38 No.9722243
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    >>9722157

    Take a sip of tea ourselves, then crush the teacup thoughtfully, Hooper vs. Quint style.

    Use this to punctuate whatever we are about to say.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)00:38 No.9722246
    >>9722157
    "So all I have to do is help you defeat your rivals and prey on the souls of God knows how many people?
    Is there no other way to recharge your power?"
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)00:38 No.9722248
    >>9722225
    Just sayin', this is a plot hook likely to lead to lameness. When the GM says that there's a plot hook at the box factory, I start asking about other plot hooks.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)00:39 No.9722258
    >>9722228
    >>9722228
    >>9722228

    That's probably already covered. No need to insult/piss her off by reminding her of it every day.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)00:39 No.9722262
    >>9722203

    Assuming that there are no ulterior motives, this seems rather straightforward.

    Go to hell, maim anything in our way, fix Kat.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)00:40 No.9722265
    >>9722228

    The current contract prevents her from fucking us over, power levels nonwithstanding.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)00:40 No.9722281
    >>9722246
    this
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)00:40 No.9722288
    >>9722246

    You COULD always plant a bomb at a law firm, and come out ahead both power-wise and morality wise.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)00:42 No.9722318
    I don't know if that is the best time, but could we ask her about teaching us some magic?

    I mean this as a way to incorporate getting the Bloody trait assigned to it.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 05/10/10(Mon)00:42 No.9722328
    >>9722243
    >>9722246

    "Well," Alicia says, "You could always find some other way. Or you could let me get my powers back the hard way. You know. . . making contracts, eating souls. But I can tell already that you're conflicted. I'll give you some time to think it over, if you wish."

    She puts down her tea cup and teaspoon, then gets up and walks out of the room, closing it behind her. Felicia mews as she comes up to you and puts her head in your lap, looking up at your troubled face with wide, soulful yellow eyes.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)00:42 No.9722329
    Also, do we really want to turn back Kat/Kris? I mean he's content with his life now, not to mention he doen't have quite a few unpleasant memories.
    We already fulfilled our quota for maid sexing anyway.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)00:43 No.9722333
    Nod, agree to venture to hell, but stress that it should be a quick in-out mission. And let's take Johanna, Reginald needs some rest.

    And then this:

    >>9722243
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)00:43 No.9722340
    >>9722246
    She did say souls of the damned, so they're probably evil.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)00:44 No.9722355
    Sounds like a plan. If the souls were condemmned to hell, well they were condemned to hell for a reason. We're gentleman asshole. Fuck those souls, we're getting our girl back.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)00:45 No.9722375
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    I'm posting this in your RPfag thread.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)00:46 No.9722397
    >>9722329

    Kat loved us. She deserves sexings just like all the other maids.

    Also, we'll need her for BEST END.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)00:46 No.9722400
    >>9722328
    aww cute kitten gets ear scritches.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)00:46 No.9722404
    >>9722333
    Maybe rotate out the ones who have been doing all the work, i.e tahke Jehanne, Sam and Alicia on this one, let the rest well, rest.

    >>9722329
    We want *all* the maids. Perfect score. Harem end. besides, if we change her into a damn girl, I can't see why anyone could possibly object anymore.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)00:46 No.9722405
    Hmmm, but even if Kat becomes a girl the fact remains that we nearly got her killed so the root of the problem migth remain.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)00:47 No.9722411
    >>9722328
    Oh yeah, forgot to mention. Scratch behind Felicia's ears and tell her she's a good kitty.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)00:47 No.9722412
    >>9722328
    >>9722328

    D'aaaaw. Accept comfort from our catgirl. Then get dressed in our 'usual attire,' and go down to the armory and ask if Reginald if he has a Zwiehunder handy we can borrow.

    We have some... gardening to do.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)00:47 No.9722423
    >>9721705

    Fuck yeah maid quest!

    Also, TAAAIGA!
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)00:48 No.9722432
    Let's hold off on assaulting hell for a day or two. We just got back from an adventure.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)00:48 No.9722433
    >>9722405

    It was a heterofag retard that got us into this problem.

    The trap-loving fa/tg/uys will get us out.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)00:48 No.9722436
    >>9722405
    And that's why we need to fix her memories, which alicia will only do once she's sure she won't hurt herself, which requires her actually being female. Besides, we need to man up and apologize for almost getting her killed because we were an idiot.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)00:48 No.9722442
    >>9722405

    Then we dispel all doubt and sandness by doing some epic romantic kissu scene over the burning corpses of daemons, having valiantly struggled to give her what she's always wanted - a vagina and a man to fuck her in it.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)00:49 No.9722446
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    This thread is fucking painful to read. Seriously.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)00:49 No.9722463
    >>9722412

    Wouldn't it be better to see Jehanne about swords-related things?
    >> Goshujin-Sama 05/10/10(Mon)00:49 No.9722467
    >>9722412
    >>9722411
    >>9722400

    You give Felicia a pet behind the ears, and she purrs and rolls over onto her back. Giving her another scritch under the shin, she purrs happily and paws at you.

    You spend your morning thus engaged, then dressing in your usual attire, head downstairs to begin your day.

    The first thing you notice is that the front hall looks a lot more. . . gothic now. Seems the decorators have finished their work, and are now moving up to the second floor.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)00:50 No.9722469
    >>9722328
    Scratch Felicia behind the ears than go take a shower.
    Proceed to morning training with Reg, we've been slacking off on that in the last few days.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)00:50 No.9722470
    >>9722442
    >kiss scene over the burning corpses of daemons

    So we're doing this shit Evil Dead style? Awesome.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)00:50 No.9722476
    >>9722446

    Then don't fucking read it.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)00:50 No.9722488
    >>9722467

    Random thumbs-up at the decor.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)00:51 No.9722494
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    >>9722412

    >gardening

    Are you pondering....?
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)00:51 No.9722495
    >>9722065
    >This is obviously a trap
    And our reward is a trap(maid).
    IT FITS PERFECTLY AND THUS IS ABSOLUTELY OKAY!
    Go for it.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)00:52 No.9722507
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    >>9722476
    No, no, I think I'd rather be disruptive. Maybe I'll spam some memes.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 05/10/10(Mon)00:52 No.9722519
    Okay, guys, decision time. Do you want to go to hell now, or would you rather spend a day resting, recuperating, training, and having a word with some of your staff?
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    Hey guys, am I funny yet? Uguu~~
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)00:52 No.9722526
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    >>9722467

    >gothic

    Awesome. Let's go down to the kitchen and make ravioli. Because Chef Boyardee is the fucking MAN.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)00:53 No.9722533
    >>9722519
    Resting.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)00:53 No.9722536
    >>9722519

    Spend a day chilling. we've been at tit non-stop for fucking ages now. We need a day to recover our sanity a bit.
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    Guys, check out this pic I found on Deviantart. ^____^
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)00:54 No.9722558
    >>9722519

    Rest. Talk with Jehanne about feasability of invading hell.

    Cuddle with Sam/Koyomi/Felicia/Jehanne. Not nessecarily all at once.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)00:54 No.9722560
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    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)00:54 No.9722562
    >>9722519

    let's take a day to chill. This will undoubtedly give you more time to introduce snarls that will make the RETURN TO HELL a huge pain in the ass.

    And pain in our ass is a constant in this Quest, starting with the ass cannon and moving into metaphorical territory.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 05/10/10(Mon)00:54 No.9722563
    >>9722536
    >>9722533

    All right. . . you are now in the front hallway. It is now Day 11 of 30. WHAT DO?
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)00:54 No.9722567
    >>9722536

    >we've been at tit non-stop for fucking ages now.
    >been at tit non-stop
    >at tit

    Best typo i've seen today.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)00:55 No.9722577
    >>9722519
    spend a day in preparation and making rounds of the manor to make sure the restoration is going according to time table.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)00:55 No.9722591
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    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)00:55 No.9722596
    >>9722563

    Which maid have we spent the least time with lately? chat with them a little.

    Also I assume Sam's been assigning everyone appropraite work duties.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)00:55 No.9722597
    >>9722519
    If that one day doesn't make a difference in how difficult the trip to hell will be then I wote to stay.
    We could also ask Alicia for some instructions in using magic.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 05/10/10(Mon)00:56 No.9722612
    >>9722596

    That would be Katherine/Kristopher. Since the change you've said nothing to them.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)00:57 No.9722616
    >>9722563
    Grab alicia and felicia, have Reginald supply Alicia and ourself with guns.
    See a proctologist about long-term effects of ass cannon

    And since we just woke up:
    MASTURBATE.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)00:58 No.9722633
    >>9722612

    Spend some time with Kat.

    Talk to Jehanne about anti-demon techniques.

    Cuddle with at least one of our non-Felicia maids. Cuddle Puddle is an extra bonus.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)00:58 No.9722639
    We could Also chat a bit with Kris, when we first met him after the emotion/memory wipe a cunning roll indicated that he was hiding something, I'm intrigued.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)00:59 No.9722658
    >>9722612
    Medium term plan:
    Go to hell
    Get souls
    Transform trapmaid into non-trap maid (Hopefully the trapfags will be okay with turning the trapmaid female).

    Long-term plan:
    Level the fuck up, sex all maids, get ready to fight with Reginald.

    Short-term plan:
    Masturbate.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)00:59 No.9722661
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    I still say we start our day with Ravioli.

    While we're at it; what will it take to finish upgrading the kitchen?
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)00:59 No.9722670
    >>9722616
    >See a proctologist about long-term effects of ass cannon
    This. Would be about time.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)01:00 No.9722687
    >>9721707
    Need to have "Zombie Goast" (Zombie) - SEXED - DECEASED to that list.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)01:01 No.9722694
    >>9722612

    Hrm. Decisions.

    We could talk to it, but knowing us, we'd probably do something weird. I feel that ti may be wiser to maintain the apathetic status quo until we can surprise it with SUDDENLY GENDERBEND AND MEMORY RESTORAL AND LOVE from ot of nowhere.

    It's the cleanest plan, cutting down on the biggest fuckup variable, which is usually us.


    Maybe, I dunno. Kitchen and garden need more work. What would be easiest to do up right now?
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)01:02 No.9722712
    >>9722670

    Thirding this, we might even get an ok to expand our cargo, if you know what I mean.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)01:02 No.9722713
    >>9722658

    As a trapfag, I must admit I was pushing for sexings before just to keep her sane until we could MAGIC!/SCIENCE her a pussy.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 05/10/10(Mon)01:02 No.9722715
    >>9722694
    >>9722661

    Upgrading the kitchen: Talk to Samantha. She's head maid, she'll let you know what you guys need to make it better.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)01:02 No.9722716
    >>9722694
    The garden needs equal work.
    Plant.
    More.
    Morning.
    motherfucking.
    GLORIES.
    RIGHT.
    FUCKING.
    NOW!
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)01:02 No.9722723
    >>9722694
    It really depends if Kat will have any memories of her time as Kris. If she does and noticed we didn't talk to her much, she might be that much less willing to forgive us.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)01:02 No.9722724
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    Am I the only one who thinks we need to look into the distressing fact that both Jehanne and Samantha are... fully aware of.... current relations... and that they've been... discussing it?

    There could be potential here. Or grave, grave danger.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)01:03 No.9722738
    >>9722715
    Well that's given us our orders for the day.
    Talk to Sam about improving kitchen,
    Visit an ass doctor,
    Talk to Jehanne about hell preparations,
    and masturbate.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)01:03 No.9722741
    >>9722715

    Awesome, then, I vote we:

    1. Head to kitchen, check for Samantha.
    2. Acquire Ravioli
    3. ????
    4. MASTURBATE.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)01:04 No.9722756
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    >>9722738

    ... or that, yeah. I like my short-term plan better.

    In fact, I'll just shut the fuck up and actually nuke myself some ravioli to go with the Crown Royal.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)01:04 No.9722758
    >>9722724
    just you wait. On day 28 or so we'll find a device that turns EVERYONE into a lesbian woman (including the protagonist, reginald, and Kristopher if he is still Kristopher). Then all problems will be solved forever.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)01:05 No.9722764
    >>9722756
    Goddamn we just ate breakfast are we diabetic or something
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)01:05 No.9722773
    >>9722738
    >
    talk to jehanne about other things as well. an in-depth intercourse IYKWIM
    >> Goshujin-Sama 05/10/10(Mon)01:07 No.9722812
    >>9722738
    >>9722741

    Okay, now that there's a semi-coherent decision. . .

    You head down to the kitchen to talk to Sam. You find her in there doing the dishes.

    "Hello there, master!" she says, as you come in. "It's been a long time since you came down here."

    "Yes, I guess it has," you say, remembering, a bit nervously, that moment on the boat. . . and the many other moments that have also caused problems. "I was just wondering. . . how are things going down here? Is the kitchen doing okay?"

    "It is in fairly decent condition," Sam admits. "With your help, we were able to upgrade the old appliances to something more modern." And indeed, the kitchen is much improved: the old, pea-green 1970s style appliances have been replaced with shiny new ones. "It's just that. . ."

    "Just that?"

    "Well," Sam sighs, "We do the best we can, but none of us are exactly what you might call. . . professionals. . . when it comes to cooking. So I suppose if there were anything that could be done to improve this kitchen, it would be the human factor. I guess if we were to hire a chef, it might help."
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)01:08 No.9722827
    >>9722764

    Hey, asshole, have YOU ever stabbed a giant squid to death on an empty stomach? No, all YOU fight are pilot whales, and you're always well-fed when you do. PFFFFT.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)01:09 No.9722851
    >>9722812

    Then we shall hire a chef!

    Now to see Kat on our way to Jehanne.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)01:09 No.9722867
    >>9722812

    SWEDISH CHEF INCOMING
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)01:10 No.9722876
    >>9722812

    'Well, I always find your Cooking delicious, Sam, but if you think a Chef's a good idea, then it's a good idea."
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)01:10 No.9722879
    >>9722851
    Don't we already have a full maid staff?
    Who would we fire, Carmine? :S
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)01:11 No.9722899
    >>9722812
    I was under the impression we were at full staff already, but if we have room then set up a couple of interviews for the position.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)01:11 No.9722903
    >>9722827
    What about trying to instruct a maid in cooking instead? Hire on a chef tutor rather than an actual chef.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)01:11 No.9722907
    Can't fire people we haven't sexed yet, need them for the 100% ending.

    Koyomi's damn useful for all the science she can do.
    Jehanne's a decent fighter. Also has some plot hooks attached.

    It'd have to be Felicia, then. And that makes me sad :(
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)01:12 No.9722912
    >>9722879

    Doesn't have to be a maid. Maybe a bro, someone that roasts cows whole through an open spit.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 05/10/10(Mon)01:12 No.9722921
    >>9722851

    "I'll see what I can do about hiring us a chef, then," you say. Leaving Sam to her work, you head out of the house and decide to go find Kristopher on your way to having a word with Jehanne.

    You find Kristopher in the front yard, trimming the rose bushes. He is dressed impeccably in a pair of black slacks, a white dress shirt, black vest, die, and a pair of those weird elastic sleeve things that male house help always seem to wear for some damn reason.

    "Ah, sir," he says, nodding to you. "How are things? I was just seeing if I could do something about this front yard. . . it's not much, but I think maybe I can improve some of this. . . disaster area." He gestures vaguely at the rather beat up front yard. It's better than before, but still needing some work.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)01:12 No.9722929
    >>9722912

    THIS. Put out an ad for a Chef. There is a 100% chance that OP will make him ONE MAD MOTHERFUCKER. And I mean "mad" as in, crazy. Let's get ON this.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)01:13 No.9722932
    >>9722879
    I think Carmine is a joke character and I don't think she should be counted against our maid limit since we'd never have a shot with her anyways.

    There, I said it.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 05/10/10(Mon)01:14 No.9722947
    >>9722932
    FYI: you do have a chance with Carmine if you can change her personality away from being only Angry.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)01:14 No.9722959
    >>9722947

    Then stuff her in the commissar outfit already!
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)01:15 No.9722967
    >>9722921

    Inquire as to how he's doing, learn his opinion on all the crazy shit that's been happening. Just to get a sense of what's going on in his head right now.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)01:15 No.9722969
    >>9722932
    "HEY FUCKNUTS, SUCK MY PENIS BEFORE I BREAK YOUR JAW."
    -10 minutes later-
    "GOOD. NOW WE JUST OPENED A PORTAL TO HELL, GET RIGHT THE FUCK BACK IN THERE AND STAY THERE FOREVER, AND THANK YOU FOR THE BLOWJOB YOU KNOBGOBBLING SLUT."

    -12 hours later-
    Anna - the Swedish Chef Maid (Neutral)
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)01:15 No.9722978
    >>9722947
    So we could say give her the Commissar outfit and make her Angry/Sexy to unlock that option? Sounds good to me.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)01:15 No.9722980
    >>9722959

    I am so, so torn between her and Sam for that outfit now.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)01:16 No.9722982
    >>9722921

    Ask him if he could use a lawn tractor.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)01:16 No.9722989
    >>9722959
    that commissar outfit is going to turn yellow and red the second she puts it on. also it'd probably piss her off since it's like a demotion for a space marine.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)01:16 No.9722992
    >>9722947

    Well let's get going to the ass doctor to talk about our hidden holster.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)01:17 No.9723008
    >>9722980
    Give it to carmine first, tap her for the XP, then take it off her.

    It'll make her angry to be used just to add another notch in the bedpost for bragging rights
    And it'll make her SUPER ANGRY to be used like that then fired.
    And it'll make her ANGRY MARINE TIER ANGRY to be used like that, fired, and thrown into hell.

    ...

    I'm okay with this. :)
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)01:18 No.9723020
    >>9722989

    No, you idiot, its a promotion. She'd be only the SECOND ANGRY FUCKING COMMISSAR.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)01:18 No.9723024
    >>9722947
    >change her personality away from being only Angry
    >Angry Marine

    does not compute
    Even if we did sex would probably lead her going all "BREAK THEIR BACKS!" on us.
    Though if the DM says it's possible we migth give it a shot at least for shits and giggles.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 05/10/10(Mon)01:18 No.9723030
    >>9722982
    >>9722967

    "So. . ." you ask. "How are things going?"

    "All right," Kristopher says, as he continues trimming rose bushes. "Although. . ." he hesitates.

    "What is it?" you ask. "Do you need a lawn tractor?"

    "That would help," he says, smiling, "although it's not what I had in mind."

    "Then. . . what is it?" you ask.

    "Well. . . I sometimes have the odd feeling that I've been here before," he says, looking around. "As if I were here a long, long time ago, when I was a child. But I don't recall ever coming here, and the memories seem. . . sad, almost. Is that strange?"
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)01:18 No.9723032
    NEW GOAL- HOW TO FUCK CARMINE?
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)01:20 No.9723063
    If I remember correctly, Carmine is a half eldar, half vampire female space marine originally created to inspire maximum rage in us.

    That vampire part worries me though.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)01:20 No.9723065
    >>9723030

    No, no it's not strange at all. Tell me Kristopher, what do you want out of life?
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)01:21 No.9723075
    >>9723030

    Goddamnit, I honestly can't think of anything to say to this. THIS IS WHY I SAID WE SHOULD HAVE FUCKED KAT FIRST, YOU FUCKERS. LOOK WHAT WE HAVE TO DO NOW. SOMEONE THINK OF SOMETHING NICE TO SAY.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 05/10/10(Mon)01:22 No.9723086
    >>9723065
    Kristopher considers quietly. . . then he shakes his head. "I'll be honest," he says, "I don't know that at all. I feel. . . adrift, almost. Homeless. Even though I have a place to stay. . . this place isn't my home. And my home is. . . well, I can't go back there." He frowns. "Why can't I go back home? I don't remember. . . something odd. . . it's probably not important." He doesn't notice that he's cut himself on the rose thorns and is bleeding from his fingers.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)01:22 No.9723091
    >>9723030
    Remember to ask Alicia before plunging into hell, whether this is normal when his memories should be taken away / sealed.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)01:24 No.9723105
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    >>9723065

    >What do you want?

    "... and then I'll wave, like this."
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)01:24 No.9723112
    >>9723030

    "Not strange. I'm not a psychiatrist or whatever, but frankly i've seen far stranger things. Though if you need to talk, all of us here's good for a chat."
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)01:24 No.9723114
    >>9723086

    ... Shit. Would us sucking the blood off 'his' fingers fix Kat, or not? Also, go get a medkit.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)01:24 No.9723116
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    >>9723063

    >-8 STR

    >slender figure

    Hmmm......
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)01:25 No.9723117
    >>9723086

    "Ha, nothing is more important. But for now, we are your family, and this is your home. Do try to enjoy yourself."

    And then let's get the fuck out of here because we don't know how to act around this dude that we are totally planning on banging later.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)01:27 No.9723144
    >>9723086
    "Well, you have all the time to decide."
    Also get a band aid or somethig for him.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)01:27 No.9723146
    >>9723086

    Ask if he'll follow us around the mansion until that lawn tractor shows up, to help us with this or that. Keep an eye on him. Poor bastard.

    Also, we need to troll him. We need to troll the FUCK out of him.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)01:27 No.9723152
    >>9723086

    Okay, he's in serious ga-ga land from his mindraping. We are on a crash course to hell first thing tomorrow morning, fuckdamnnit.

    Be friendly, point out his cuts amidst minor chitchat, and then I think we should talk to Big J/Alicia on our battleplan for kicking much demon arse.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)01:28 No.9723154
    >>9723146
    This.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)01:28 No.9723158
    >>9723146
    Turn Kristopher into a girl
    Don't give back memories
    Lulz heartily.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)01:29 No.9723166
    >>9723105
    You are now my favorite person in this thread after the GM.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)01:29 No.9723169
    >>9723114

    On top of the haziness from the mind rape, he'd probably freak the fuck out.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)01:29 No.9723176
    Stroke chin thoughtfully. "You know, I've heard rumors about people who get mind-wipes and are put in safehouses. Like Jason Bourne without the dumped-into-the-ocean-with-bullets-in-their-back thing. You might harbor fearsome hidden kung-fu powers."
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)01:30 No.9723188
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    >>9723166
    >> Goshujin-Sama 05/10/10(Mon)01:30 No.9723190
    >>9723152
    >>9723146
    >>9723144
    >>9723117

    "Well," you say, "it's probably nothing. You'll have all the time in the world to decide."

    "You're probably right," Kristopher says, suddenly snapping out of it. "I should get back to my work, sir."

    "I suppose you should. I'll have the lawn tractor sent over when I have a chance. Also, you're bleeding."

    "Oh, damn," Kristopher says. He pulls a lace handkerchief from his vest pocket and uses it to wipe up the blood from the cuts on his fingertips. If he notices anything strange about such a feminine article being in his possession, he makes no comment about it.

    After that slightly disturbing experience, you decide to go find Jehanne posthaste.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)01:31 No.9723198
    >>9723086

    "You know, now that you mention it, I remember this little red-haired toddler from when I visited this house when I was younger. Probably a coincidence."

    Talk to Jehane next.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 05/10/10(Mon)01:31 No.9723204
    >>9723105
    . . .

    By the way, you have earned the thread a bonus item for this awesome Bab 5 reference, and for picking my favorite moment from the entire fucking series. You'll get it end of day.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)01:33 No.9723222
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    >>9723204

    Fuck yes, bonus items!
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)01:34 No.9723225
    >>9723204
    I'm sorry. Who the fuck are you?
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)01:35 No.9723245
    >>9723225
    Are you dense? Are you retarded or something? He's the god damn gm.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 05/10/10(Mon)01:36 No.9723251
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    >>9723198
    >>9723190

    "Jehanne?" Reginald says. "I believe that she is on her break right now. You might find her at the waterfall."

    "I have a waterfall?"

    "Yes, it leads from the river at the back of the property. I can show you how to get there, if you wish," Reginald says. "I believe that Jehanne likes to go there to be alone."

    After a moment, Reginald draws you up a map, and you head into the forest, down a lonely dirt path. At the end of the dirt path, you find Jehanne at the waterfall. She appears to be meditating, or something, holding her sword in front of her in a gesture of supplication, head bowed in prayer.

    Pic related.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)01:36 No.9723252
    >>9723204
    What god(s) does the Jehanne follow now, and has she become a Fallen Paladin?
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)01:37 No.9723261
    >>9723251
    ...
    Masturbate.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)01:37 No.9723266
    >>9723251

    Wait for her to finish.

    >>9723252

    IIRC, she converted to a love god.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)01:38 No.9723283
    >>9723251

    Don't disturb her. Just chill out and keep an eye on her until she's up and moving, then approach.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)01:38 No.9723284
    >>9723266
    I think it was one of the pathfinder LG gods.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)01:38 No.9723286
    >>9723261

    Yes, from behind a tree.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)01:38 No.9723287
    >>9723266

    Yeah, let's let her finish.

    Also, masturbate furiously.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)01:39 No.9723300
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    >>9723204

    Yaaay!

    The way he ends it is truly perfect. "Can you and your associates arrange that for me, Mr. Morden?"

    for newfags: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0n2vurSBIQ
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)01:40 No.9723301
    >>9723251
    Take a relaxed pose at a decent distance, wait for her to finish. When she notices, compliment her.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 05/10/10(Mon)01:41 No.9723326
    So. . . jerk off or not jerk off? :P Vote nao.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)01:42 No.9723329
    >>9723251
    Wait until she's done, than tell her about the trip to hell ans ask for advice.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)01:42 No.9723335
    Pardon me if this is too fetish-y for this quest, but could you please tell me the hair colors of the various maids, Goshujin-Sama?
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)01:42 No.9723338
    >>9723326

    Eh, flip for it.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)01:42 No.9723345
    >>9723326
    Well we didn't do it when we woke up now did we?
    We're getting behind on our jerkin' off schedule.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)01:43 No.9723347
    >>9723326
    Jerk it. We need to recapture some of that off-the-wall wackiness from the early days of this quest.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)01:43 No.9723349
    >>9723335

    >>too fetish-y for this quest
    >>Maid Quest

    Hahahaha, oh wow...
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)01:43 No.9723355
    >>9723345
    >>9723347

    Both excellent arguments. I concur.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)01:44 No.9723359
    >>9723326

    Fucking do it, but try not to look like a total douche doing it. You know, like it's the most natural thing in the world, just scratching an itch.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)01:44 No.9723361
    >>9723347

    I agree with this man. We've been the carebear long enough- and we made up for it by way of CRAZY SHIT like getting drunk with squids and shit.

    But now? Now it's back to tip-top form.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)01:44 No.9723367
    >>9723326
    Don't, it's still early we migth need that load later.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)01:45 No.9723380
    >>9723329
    >>9723329

    Agreed. We need to explain the situation clearly, and outline Alicia's plan and *why* we're doing it very carefully, to avoid flip-out misunderstandings.

    *then* ask for her advice.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)01:45 No.9723382
    >>9723367

    Shit, you're right! Well let's get started at least, and see where it goes.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)01:45 No.9723384
    >>9723345

    SHIT
    YOU'RE RIGHT

    We've committed a grave sin. We must atone by compensating. Fap furiously. Now.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 05/10/10(Mon)01:45 No.9723385
    >>9723335
    Samantha: Silver-Blonde
    Koyomi: Green
    Katherine: Red
    Jehanne: Blonde
    Alicia: Black
    Felicia: Undefined, probably blue
    Carmine: ANGRY
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)01:45 No.9723388
    >>9723359

    Of course. For us, it IS the most natural thing in the world. Its what we were born to do.

    >>9723361

    Yes. I'm of the opinion that we should try and beat this quest WITHOUT our protagonist learning any valuable lessons or growing as a character at all, despite the surrounding world's attempts to make him do so. Would be lol.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)01:46 No.9723397
    >>9723359
    >jerking off to the praying/meditating paladin
    >try not to look like a total douche doing it.
    hahaha oh wow
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)01:46 No.9723408
    >>9723367

    http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WeHaveReserves
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)01:46 No.9723414
    >>9723367

    I was unaware our bukkake schedule was so full.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)01:48 No.9723435
    >>9723397
    She's chilling with Sehanine. Or however you spell it. She's probably cool with it.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 05/10/10(Mon)01:48 No.9723436
    >>9723384
    >>9723382
    >>9723361
    >>9723359
    >>9723355
    >>9723347
    >>9723345

    Well, you suddenly get the feeling that you've been forgetting something. . . oh yes. jerking off. Because you didn't do it this morning. True, you got laid last night, but it's the principle of the thing.

    You move around a bit to get a better view of the naked Jehanne, then unzip your pants and start fapping furiously, letting your gaze linger over her naked, wet body.

    Just as you're almost where you're headed, Jehanne stands up, makes a gesture to Sehanine, and then picks up her sword. She looks over in your vague general direction, then asks, "Well, do you want to finish up on your own, or would you like some help with this, my liege?"
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)01:48 No.9723440
    >>9723388

    Actually, I think our character was a pretty cool guy from the get-go- there's a moralfag within him- but he doesn't let that stop him from trolling, or fappin. He's riding this knife-edge between valiant pervert and magnificent bastard.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)01:48 No.9723441
    >>9723380
    How do you explain to a paladin that you're going to use souls (even if they are damned) to serve your own selfish ends?
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)01:49 No.9723447
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    >>9723397

    We can do it! We have the technology!
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)01:49 No.9723448
    File deleted.
    >>9723385

    >>Carmine's hair color: ANGRY
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)01:50 No.9723465
    >>9723436

    Help is always welcome!
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)01:50 No.9723470
    >>9723436

    "No ma'am, just paying my respects to Sehanine. Eh Sehanine is a cool God, she controls the moon and doesn't afraid of eclipses."
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)01:50 No.9723474
    >>9723440
    Magnificent Bastard with a heart of gold is how I picture our guy.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)01:51 No.9723477
    >>9723436

    "Does your new god give you fap-detection powers? How did you see us?"
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)01:51 No.9723487
    Can't accept help, that makes it something other then it is- business as usual.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)01:52 No.9723500
    >>9723470

    let's not make jokes about her god. She's got some issues there, after all.

    "Well, that depends if you'd like to help, or not?"
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)01:52 No.9723504
    >>9723436

    "A guy needs all the help he can get."
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)01:52 No.9723509
    >>9723436

    No thank you, I have the situation well in hand.

    DOHOHOHO
    >> Goshujin-Sama 05/10/10(Mon)01:53 No.9723511
    >>9723465
    >>9723470
    >>9723477

    Jehanne smiles as she walks over into the bushes. "Actually, I had no idea you were there until you talked," she says, grinning broadly. "I've just been saying that every time I finished praying, on the off chance you were there. It was only a matter of time."
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)01:53 No.9723512
    >>9723477

    Detect Lust!
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)01:53 No.9723523
    >>9723477
    How the fuck did you see me? I was being stealthy!
    *bushes rustling like motherfucking crazy*
    STEALTHY!
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)01:54 No.9723525
    >>9723511


    Oh, you're good. Very, very good.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)01:54 No.9723527
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    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)01:54 No.9723528
    Jehanne never got the morning masturbation treatment, did she?

    if not, then say "Help would break tradition, but feel free to hold that pose for a second..."
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)01:54 No.9723531
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    >>9723511

    HAHAHAHA! "Know thy enemy, know thyself, in every battle, sure victory."
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)01:55 No.9723532
    >>9723511

    You know us too well. So how are you liking Sehanine so far?

    Say this while we finish up.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)01:55 No.9723535
    >>9723511
    "Damn, I'm way too predictable."
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)01:55 No.9723536
    >>9723511
    Stupid predictable PCs. :P
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)01:55 No.9723543
    >>9723527

    instantly saved
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)01:55 No.9723547
    >>9723511
    Ah. I see my reputation comes before me.

    [spoiler]YEAAAAAHHHH[/spoiler]
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)01:57 No.9723558
    >>9723528

    Seconded. Mention the morning masturbation treatment she missed out on.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)01:57 No.9723564
    >>9723528
    this
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)01:57 No.9723568
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    >>9723547

    THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)01:58 No.9723573
    :)
    You never know what might...

    B)
    Come out of the bushes at you.

    Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
    >> Goshujin-Sama 05/10/10(Mon)01:58 No.9723582
    >>9723532
    >>9723531
    >>9723528
    >>9723527
    >>9723525

    "Clever girl," you say, continuing to beat it furiously. "You know me too well."

    "It is the job of a paladin to serve her master," Jehanne says. "That said, do you require aid?"

    "No, no, I got this one well in hand," you say, continuing to masturbate hard. "Although, if you want to help, maybe you could hold that pose for a moment?"

    "What pose? This one?" Jehanne does something that involves inhaling and arching her back hard and letting her hair fall over one eye in a seductive fashion.

    "Oh, holy shizzle," you mutter. "Ummmm. . . how are you liking Sehanine?" Fap fap fap.

    "She is. . . unusual. I feel free, in some ways, but the old ways are also there. It is strange, to feel free to do things that felt so forbidden, only a few days ago," Jehanne says, as she tosses back her hair and lets her hands roam down the front of her body, winking at you teasingly.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)01:58 No.9723586
    >>9723547

    THIS.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)01:58 No.9723592
    stick it in.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)02:00 No.9723603
    >>9723582
    Perhaps you can find balance between the two? The freedom to do something doesn't mean you HAVE to do it.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)02:00 No.9723608
    >>9723582

    You have heard of my "morning tradition", correct?

    I'm sorry to have left you out.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)02:01 No.9723616
    rolled 14 = 14

    >>9723592
    Rolling d20.
    1: spontaneous flaccidness
    2-9: sex the paladin
    10-19: masturbate
    20: both of the above (not including the critical fail roll)
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)02:01 No.9723620
    >>9723582
    Finish up, get nude. Have strategy session with Jehanne while nude.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)02:02 No.9723630
    >>9723582
    >>9723603
    And if being forbidden makes you feel comfortable, than you can forbid yourself to do these things.
    Or I can forbid you to do these things. I -am- your master. *Grin evilly*
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)02:02 No.9723632
    >>9723582

    "Now you know what it's like for me- to a degree. Free to let my sordid reputation come before me" *eyebrow waggle* "-but there's still right and wrong, under it all. And the desire to see it done."
    >> Goshujin-Sama 05/10/10(Mon)02:03 No.9723644
    >>9723547
    "Anyway," you grunt. "I guess my reputation. . . comes before me. . ."

    "Oh lady, give me strength," Jehanne sighs, covering her face with her hands."

    "Be careful," you gasp. "Or. . . something unexpected might. . . come at you out of the bushes. . ."

    ". . ." Jehanne says.

    "I think," you groan, "That this is about to come to a conclusion. . ."

    And with that, you cum, hard. Your seed spurts from your throbbing manhood. . . and. . .

    > Attack roll: 18 vs 8

    . . . hit Jehanne square on the face, spurting your white cum at her with deadly accuracy. The fact that she was flat-footed because of groaning at your horrible puns seems to help.

    Exhausted, you sit back down and sigh, zipping up your pants. Jehanne sighs and shakes her head. "Is this the morning tradition you claim I was left out of, my liege?" she asks.

    "Kinda, sorta," you admit.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)02:04 No.9723649
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    >>9723582
    "Delighted to hear that you're happy." fapfapfap
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)02:04 No.9723650
    >>9723582
    I am a big fan of freEEEEee. whew
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)02:06 No.9723674
    >"She is. . . unusual. I feel free, in some ways, but the old ways are also there. It is strange, to feel free to do things that felt so forbidden, only a few days ago," Jehanne says, as she tosses back her hair and lets her hands roam down the front of her body, winking at you teasingly.

    Perhaps you can find balance between the two? The freedom to do something doesn't mean you HAVE to do it.
    And if being forbidden makes you feel comfortable, than you can forbid yourself to do these things.
    Or I can forbid you to do these things. I -am- your master. *Grin evilly*
    "Now you know what it's like for me- to a degree. Free to let my sordid reputation come before me" *eyebrow waggle* "-but there's still right and wrong, under it all. And the desire to see it done."
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)02:06 No.9723677
    >>9723644

    "The fact that you could ram an arming sword so far up my ass I'd taste metal, with little difficulty, played a factor in that. To mention nothing of your moral quandaries at the time."
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)02:07 No.9723680
    >>9723644
    I like how she says this without cleaning the load off her face.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 05/10/10(Mon)02:07 No.9723692
    >>9723632
    >>9723630
    >>9723603

    Jehanne takes a moment to wash her face, then sits down on a rock across from you, shrugging into a simple white gown as she does so. "Anyway," you say, "freedom doesn't mean license. Just because you can do something doesn't mean you have to do it."

    "I suppose that is true," Jehanne says, "but then, I lived my life for so long being forbidden so much, that now that so little is forbidden, I am not sure what to do."

    "Well," you say, "if you want to be forbidden something, I can always forbid things. I am your master, after all. I can order you to do things, if you want."

    "That. . . would be nice," Jehanne says, a bit nervously. "I. . ." she smirks," . . . enjoy following orders. Quite a bit, in fact."

    "I see."
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)02:08 No.9723697
    >>9723644
    My mornings have been... largely occupied since you showed up, and are likely to stay that way. How do you feel about going back to hell?
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)02:09 No.9723713
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    >>9723692

    Has anybody thought of how we're going to explain the Hell excursion to Jehanne? "Why? Oh, well, there's this thing with Kristopher..."
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)02:09 No.9723717
    >>9723692
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    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)02:10 No.9723726
    >>9723692

    EPICGRIN.jpg
    >> Goshujin-Sama 05/10/10(Mon)02:10 No.9723731
    >>9723697
    "Back to hell?"

    You explain the situation with Alicia and Kristopher. As you speak, Jehanne's expression gets grimmer, and grimmer.

    When you are finished, she stands up and walks back to the water for a bit, watching the waterfall as the cascade ripples and foams against the rocks. "You put me in a difficult position, my liege," she says, at last. "I am pledged to the goddess of love and beauty, and that tells me that I should help you, for your cause is one of love. But. . . to help a demon. . . even in the furtherance of a noble cause. . . it does not sit well with me." I hope you understand that, my liege."
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)02:11 No.9723733
    >"That. . . would be nice," Jehanne says, a bit nervously. "I. . ." she smirks," . . . enjoy following orders. Quite a bit, in fact."

    YEEEZZZZ

    Ask her about Samantha, how she's feeling. Did they talk about anything while you were at Black Mesa fucking shit up yesterday?
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)02:11 No.9723737
    >>9723692
    You're not going to like following this one. Through a complicated set of circumstances which are largely me own stupid fault, we need to go back to hell to save someone's life and sanity.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 05/10/10(Mon)02:12 No.9723745
    >>9723733
    Banked for a later part of the conversation, when it will make sense.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)02:12 No.9723747
    >>9723731

    We would do it alone, if we could. Its our fault in the first place, we shouldn't have to drag anyone else along to fix our own stupid mistakes.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)02:12 No.9723751
    >>9723713
    >>9723697

    Let's just lay it all out clearly and in detail, including the shit with Kat/Kris, and Alicias plan. Get her opinion on the whole mess. Make sure to note how utterly lost Kris seemed to be when it came to anything past this week.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)02:12 No.9723753
    >>9723731

    SOMEBODY GET THE PALADIN A PARACHUTE
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)02:13 No.9723760
    >>9723731
    I think having you along would go a long way towards the success of this quest, but I won't order you.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)02:14 No.9723772
    >>9723753
    No, the paladin does not fall for fighting through hell to serve her god.

    If anything, the paladin's gonna need a parachute from all the kinky shit we're going to order her to do.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)02:14 No.9723774
    >>9723731

    "A valid point. You saved me from hell when I was chained to that rock, something I shan't soon forget. This is my battle... let us say that I am uniquely qualified when it comes to balancing morality and lust."
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)02:16 No.9723791
    >>9723731

    "Indeed. However... " Point out here the example of Alicia seasick and playing vidjagames. It might be good to look into revising the definition of demon from"always evil" to "mostly evil but not completely, irredemably so."

    Alos note that since Alicia is still our maid, that evil power is going to be severly limited in its ability to hurt others.
    >> Autosage Autosage 05/10/10(Mon)02:16 No.9723793
    We just hit Autosage.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 05/10/10(Mon)02:16 No.9723797
    >>9723760
    >>9723753
    >>9723747

    Jehanne shakes her head. "It would not be proper of me to allow my liege to go into hell alone, without me at his side. I will follow you wherever you may go."

    "That's one of my favorite songs from the 70s," you quip.

    "Excuse me?"

    ". . . it's a double pop culture reference," you say. "But if you're willing to go with me to hell. . . we leave tomorrow. Is there anything I should do to be prepared?"

    "Bring a good sword, strong armor, and stronger faith," Jehanne says. "The journey down is difficult. Even for one such as I."

    "Thank you. . . by the way, how are you and Samantha doing? You two seem to be getting close. Were things okay when I was gone yesterday?"

    Jehanne winks. "That, my liege, would be telling."
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)02:17 No.9723809
    >>9723731

    Making this choice is not easy. One of the reasons I'm here is to be advised. I wish to atone for the wrong that I undoubtedly committed against Kat and can see no other alternatives, unless you or Sehanine have any ideas.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)02:18 No.9723812
    >>9723793
    Autosage at 300, actually.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)02:18 No.9723814
    >>9723797

    Hot maid-on-maid action.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 05/10/10(Mon)02:18 No.9723819
    >>9723793
    I'm actually considering calling it a night here. I know it's only one thread, but like I said, I've had a shitty weekend, and I'm considering hitting the sack early.

    I did want to at least get some progress in on this quest this weekend, though.

    I'll resume on Tuesday, with the descent into hell, since it seems that people want to start the next day. . . so at the end of Day 12, we have some decisions to make.

    1. Who gets the Sexy Commissar outfit?
    2. Someone roll 3d6 and tell me the results.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)02:18 No.9723820
    >>9723747
    >>9723760

    mmm. Make sure she knows we're seriously in this to fix shit, come hell and hot water.
    >> Autosage Autosage 05/10/10(Mon)02:19 No.9723826
    rolled 10 = 10

    >>9723797
    Roll Cunning to figure out what she's >implying

    Also Autosage
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)02:19 No.9723833
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    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)02:19 No.9723842
    >>9723797

    Shake our head, and recite:

    "Night and day, the gates of dark Death stand wide;
    But to climb back again, to retrace one's steps to the upper air -
    There's the rub, the task."

    >That would be telling

    "All warfare is based on deception, and all's fair in love and war, eh?"
    >> Goshujin-Sama 05/10/10(Mon)02:20 No.9723845
    >>9723826

    Yeah, it's definitely a bit of a naughty and saucy wink wink nudge nudge she's giving you, wtf?
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)02:20 No.9723857
    rolled 5, 6, 2 = 13

    >>9723819
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)02:21 No.9723858
    rolled 6, 4, 5 = 15

    >>9723819

    One thread is just fine; you write better rested and we get more people if it's not a Monday night.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)02:21 No.9723859
    rolled 1, 1, 1 = 3

    >>9723797
    OOOOOOOOOOOH YEAH

    >>9723819
    Recommend Carmine, just for the lulz of being able to fuck her in spine-shattering sex.

    also dice.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)02:21 No.9723860
    rolled 5, 4, 2 = 11

    >>9723819

    Rollan. Let's give the comissar oufit to Carmine. She hasn't been trolled properly lately. And ordering her around last mission doesn't count.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)02:21 No.9723865
    rolled 2, 5, 4 = 11

    >>9723819
    Sexy commissar outfit to Carmine for potential sexing.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)02:23 No.9723890
    Carmine dammit, it's in theme and we get her to be something besides angry/angry.

    And do we have the Bloody Mage combo worked in yet for us?
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)02:23 No.9723896
    rolled 3, 2, 6 = 11

    Yeah, Carmine. I assume we're rolling for the special item or whatnot? Or perhaps that should be introduced first thing next thread, instead of expecting GM to cook one up now, when the bed is singing the summoning song.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 05/10/10(Mon)02:25 No.9723910
    >>9723857

    All right, thanks to the awesome Bab5 reference, you now have the choice of one of the following:

    1. Ninja Outfit: bonus to using traditional Japanese weapons, can appear and disappear like Batman.

    2. Box Robot Suit: A robot suit made from a cardboard box. Causes Laughter damage.

    3. Stage Costume: Can halt time and cause everyone to engage in a musical number.

    4. Kimono: Changes character personality to Cool, and doubles their Spirit total (hit points)

    5. Memory Fragment: Removes the Amnesia Quality from someone (can be used on Kristopher)

    6. Hidden Side: Gives you a bonus trait that you kept hidden up until now.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)02:26 No.9723926
    >>9723910


    Memory Fragment.
    >> Harmless 05/10/10(Mon)02:26 No.9723930
    archiving now.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)02:26 No.9723933
    >>9723910
    Hidden side seems interesting.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)02:27 No.9723943
    Hidden side.

    If that loses favor, Kimono
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)02:27 No.9723951
    >>9723910
    Mem fragment if Alicia can't repair Kris's memory

    Otherwise Hidden side.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)02:27 No.9723952
    Wouldn't Memory Fragment kind of defeat the point of going back to hell?
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)02:28 No.9723957
    >>9723910
    Damn, wanting to go with either, the Stage Costume (what's it a costume of?), the Kimono, or the Hidden Side.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)02:28 No.9723958
    >>9723910
    HIDDEN SIDE: NO LONGER A CHRONIC MASTURBATOR
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)02:28 No.9723959
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    >>9723910

    TERRIBLY TORN BETWEEN HIDDEN TRAIT AND STAGE COSTUME.

    My god, it's Otto's Irresistible Dance, IN OUR GODDAMN POCKET
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)02:28 No.9723960
    >>9723952
    Well, we have to go to hell to give trapmaid a pussy and give trapmaid's love back to her, so there's that.

    Hidden side, I think.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)02:28 No.9723961
    >>9723952

    No, you idiot, we're going to hell to turn Kat into the girl she wants to be. The memory fragment is just in case the memory-restoration fails.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)02:28 No.9723963
    >>9723910

    Argh, many delicious options.

    ...Carmine in a Kimono is surprisingly arousing.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)02:30 No.9723979
    >>9723963
    It would free up the commisar outfit for someone else
    >> Goshujin-Sama 05/10/10(Mon)02:30 No.9723985
    >>9723957

    How Stage Costume works:

    In the middle of a dramatic moment, one of your characters suddenly breaks out into song. She suddenly changes into a glittery dress as backup singers and dancers appear around her and do a song-and-dance number about the current situation. It also changes the current combat into a dance/song/headcutting battle.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)02:30 No.9723987
    we should probably consult our maid quest PDFs to see what traits we may gain.

    or we could leave it up to DM preference, to choose something both useful and lulzy.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)02:31 No.9723996
    >>9723963
    Fuck, we should get the Kimono just to metatroll her.

    Now she's the Cool Marine, always calm even in the worst of situations.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)02:31 No.9723998
    >>9723910
    Hidden side
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)02:32 No.9724014
    >>9723996
    She would still be angry/cool. Or maybe ANGRY/cool.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)02:32 No.9724016
    >>9723985
    Song and dance in hell eh? Might be useful as a kind of reroll on shitty combat turns, but, eh... I say Kimono, double hit points might be a bigger save in the long run
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)02:32 No.9724024
    >>9724016
    Better idea.

    Use it when fighting Reginald at the end.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)02:32 No.9724025
    >>9723985
    Stage Outfit or Hidden Side... let's go with Stage Outfit. The potential for awesomeness is too high
    >> Goshujin-Sama 05/10/10(Mon)02:32 No.9724027
    Anyway, Carmine has now received the Blood Splatter and the Sexy Commissar outfits.

    Her stats have changed to:

    Athletics: 2
    Affection: 1
    Skill: 2
    Cunning: 4
    Luck: 3
    Will: 1

    She no longer has the use of her powered armor, but her Cunning is now the highest of your staff, and she gains the power of "Mockery." Whenever someone takes damage, she can insult them and give them a cutting remark to cause an additional 2 Stress of damage.

    Keep this outfit change? Y/N
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)02:32 No.9724028
    >>9723996
    She'd be cool/angry.

    Keeping a calm level head, while wishing to messily break every single motherfucker in front of her.
    Renegade Shepard, basically.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)02:33 No.9724038
    >>9724028
    Shit, we NEED Hidden Side. It might give us the power of Upper Left Blue!
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)02:34 No.9724040
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    >>9724028
    >half-Eldar/vampire Renegade Shepard
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)02:34 No.9724044
    >>9724027

    Only if she changes from ANGRY/ANGRY to ANGRY/Sexy.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)02:34 No.9724048
    >>9724027
    I like it.

    Can the protagonist raise any of his stats to 4? Might get something cool out of it.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 05/10/10(Mon)02:34 No.9724050
    >>9724044
    Yup.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)02:34 No.9724052
    I'll go with HIDDEN TRAIT!
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)02:34 No.9724059
    >>9723996

    No, Angry/Cool

    She's like a sexy female Kenshiro.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)02:34 No.9724063
    voting for Hidden Side
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)02:35 No.9724075
    YOU FUCKING RETARDS.

    THIS IS GOSHUJIN WE'RE TALKING ABOUT HERE.

    IF WE DON'T TAKE THE MEMORY FRAGMENT, WE WON'T GET KAT BACK. YOU FUCKING RETARDS.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)02:36 No.9724082
    >>9724027

    Sounds good. Her stats could be useful, now.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)02:36 No.9724083
    Guys, Memory Fragment means Kat regains the desire to become a girl and love us, while Alicia stays in love with us!

    Thus, we get one step closer to HAREM END.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 05/10/10(Mon)02:36 No.9724087
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    You have received the item: "Hidden Side."

    At any point, you can activate it to discover something about your past that you didn't know before. It could be a hidden talent or a sudden truth you weren't aware of, but it will change your character personality forever.

    And with that, I'm heading to bed. Someone archive this bullshit.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)02:37 No.9724091
    >>9724048
    >>9724050

    We should boost... CUNNING!
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)02:37 No.9724094
    >>9724075

    Indeed, I'd be inclined to keep it on hand just as insurance. We'd be able to get by quite okay without the other options.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)02:37 No.9724098
    >>9724027
    Eh, no power armor, I say no, have of a marines usefulness is in that damn power armor, and considering what happened back at Black Mesa when she was without her gear (ie damn near unhelpful) we might want to use commissar outfit on someone else.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)02:38 No.9724127
    >>9724083

    And Alicia hates us even more for it, since she's stuck with someone else's love forever.

    We need to make her love us on our own merits and her own terms.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)02:40 No.9724141
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    >>9724075

    >doubting our ability to seduce the ever-loving fuck out of her

    >implying that lolidemon won't put the love back to get it the fuck out of her system

    Fear not, anon. Fear not.

    Night, GM. Thanks for making my night suck less.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)02:40 No.9724145
    >>9724127
    I agree.

    I mean, she was playing Bayonetta before she got outed and it seems she liked Freespace.

    I think video games are the main way we can connect to her.

    Which is good, because I'm a bigger /v/irgin than I am a fa/tg/uy.
    >> Harmless 05/10/10(Mon)02:40 No.9724152
    >>9724087
    already archived
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)02:40 No.9724153
    >>9724098
    Give outfit to CARMINE!
    sex CARMINE!
    Give outfit to someone else.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)02:41 No.9724156
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    >>9724098

    Now that Carmine is OUT of the power armor, who should we put IN it?

    HMMMMMMM
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)02:42 No.9724172
    >>9724145

    You want to really fuck with her, tell her there's a way to save Capella.

    It's like the "Save Aeris!" rumors, only I think those have been discredited so thoroughly they've heard of it even in Hell.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)02:42 No.9724173
    >>9724098

    She is now, however, the sneakiest bitch we have.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)02:42 No.9724174
    >>9724127
    >We need to make her love us on our own merits
    Presuming she can even love anybody considering she's a several thousand year old demon ( plus we robbed her of pretty mutch everything).
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)02:43 No.9724181
    >>9724172
    Fuck man, you're making me want to get Freespace 1 and 2 again. Damnit man.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)02:44 No.9724200
    >>9724174
    The previous parts indicated that she actually DOES want to have a sort of genuine love between someone.

    That hug we gave her when we first found about about "Kris" sparked something in here.

    I think we're about to make true love bloom in the sluttiest demon ever.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)02:44 No.9724208
    >>9724174
    If anyone, it's be us. After all, even though we kicked her ass ten ways to saturday, we're probably the first ones to try and connect with her on a human level, despite being in a clear position of power.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)02:46 No.9724226
    >>9724200
    >>9724208
    And then we're going to fuck her little loli body until she breaks. And she's going to love every second of it.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)02:46 No.9724240
    I have a felling this amiming for a harem end is going to come around and bite us in the ass in a very nasty way.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)02:48 No.9724258
    >>9724226
    But if she regains her power, she'll no longer be a loli.
    sadfrog.jpg
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)02:48 No.9724261
    >>9724240

    And after it bites, us, we seduce it and subdue it with our manly cock.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)02:48 No.9724263
    >>9724240
    It will, but worry not. We will succeed, no matter the cost; we will accept nothing less than complete sexual saturation!
    >> Anonymous 05/10/10(Mon)02:49 No.9724270
    >>9724258

    We can probably ask her to turn into a loli, just for kicks.



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