you play 4e but hate furries

>Whines about furry
>Posts dead wolf that has nothing to do with furries

>>9471586
This.

You did the right thing by banning an attention whore; you did the wrong thing by giving half of a rat's ass about his sexual preferences.
gtfo fag

>>9471574

>>9471574
Challenges him to a duel in public and fails, is my guess.

>>9471586
>>9471586
>>9471586
>>9471586
>>9471586
>>9471586
>>9471586


OP is a fucking loser.

>>9471574
No Op, you are the furry

and then op was a furry

>>9471586
Thi-

>>9471608
-... Godammit, beaten to it.

ITT: Butthurt furfags

OP is fag, can't deal with his players.
Don't DM anymore, OP.

> flat-out banned him for suggesting a game of Ironclaw as a "good alternative" for 4e

Too butthurt to handle the truth? Even FATAL is a good alternative compared to 4e.

>>9471652
Hi OP.

>>9471610
>sexual preference

OP is a retard because of >>9471586 but you're a retard because you just referred to furries as "sexual preference".

Sure is samefag in here

>>9471693
Yeah, like two retards pretending to be a mosh pit while a third plays Guitar Hero.

Well what the fuck does he decide to do, OP?

>refuses to explain to his player what not to be
>does not realize how rare actual players are for 4e
>probably lacks the intelligence to explain it properly

Ya know, let him shoot off his own foot if he wants. He just wants comfort by boasting "hey gaiz I banned a furreh!". The way he acts I assume he's trying hard to justify things by exaggerating details. Honestly if they were a bit emo I wouldn't care, there are much worse "that guy's" out there then a wanabe.

His way or the highway attitude, I wouldn't play with OP unless it was to DM a game, to show him how to properly deal with players. You need actual social skills to DM.

>>9471610
Shut the fuck up, you furry-loving retard. Sexual preference my ass.

>>9471674
>OMG, u mus be OP cus yore not butthurt liek the rest of us!

OP, you've had 7 mins from where I am reading, ie; >9471714
post, welcome to opening a shitstorm.

>>9471740
>implying acceptance of furries is a prerequesite for "social skills".

God knows that I don't want to experience your "actual social skills".

>>9471764
nobody's mad about the furry being banned

everyones mad about Playing 4th Edition

>>9471679
>>9471746
...
Your butthurt about furries is delicious.

>>9471679

>furries aren't just about porn

derp?

>>9471804
>all about porn = sexual preference herpa derp

Gonna guess this is copypasta since OP has not, in fact, told us what this genius player decided to do.

>>9471804
>Implying furry porn makes you furry
>Not thinking you're a fucking animal's soul in a human body, pretending to be an animal, fursuiting, lusting after animals or any of the shit that is actually disgustingly pathetic

First, he decides he's going to, without using any sort of disguise, infiltrate the Lord's manor-home (really more of a castle). First, he hangs around, makes a pretense to visit, asks some very suspicious questions about the collection and how well-guarded it is, and very obviously flirts with the Lord's wife. I try to make it clear to him that she just isn't interested, she's quite devoted to her affably dense Chaladin husband, she doesn't respond to crude advances, being stared at, or his...well, the way he tried to seduce her was mostly downright creepy. Getting too close, putting his hand on hers, etc. She even tells him flat-out that she's not interested.

He, of course, takes this as a sign of interest. The VERY NEXT NIGHT, he stealths his way up to the walls of the castle. Not wanting to be a dick, I let him get up to it. He had, much earlier, pestered me into letting him have a spring-powered grapple-gun in a moment of weakness (because another player had thought it was a cool idea, was an Artificer, and had drawn up semi-realistic plans for it). He grapples his way up the wall. I'd asked him repeatedly if he wanted to check for patrols, but he insisted "getting up there fast is more important, so I won't get caught". Once over the wall, he LEAVES THE GRAPPLE THERE "so I won't have to reattach it when I need to climb back down." He does have very high Stealth, so he manages to avoid the notice of one set of guards. Now, I'd made some detailed maps of the castle, the collection is on a lower floor, but he begins making his way up towards the bedrooms. I remind him he's going the wrong way, and he asserts that, no, he isn't, with this huge, dumbass grin.

Let's examine this, shall we?
This isn't about Furries, but OP mention it 2 in his 1st paragraph, ie; Furry/ Furfag.
Plays 4e. I might agree about the Ironclaw, it's too complex to be a good RPG and I'm one of it's founding playtesters.
Then, and get this folks, assumes anyone in /tg/ gives a damn.
No, This is a troll thread started by a very bad troll.

>>9471784
Oh, right.

OP is pants on head retarded. If you don't want to hang out with furfags, don't run games that are designed for them.

/4e hate

>>9471841
I´m sorry but you are a closet furry

Fuck furries. fuck editionfaggotry and fuck you OP. I'm mad.

9/10 Caused a shitstorm from the 1st Post! Way to go TrollP!

>>9471851
I don't like where this is going

Please continue OP, if your story is entertaining then you have full license to create a thread about it.

>>9471953
No he hasn't. And he can't have an entertaining story, because he plays 4e.

>>9471953
Agreed, let's see where Junior takes this...

hell i dont even play D&D, i just like reading train wreak stories about it, and this seems interesting so far.

I WISH TO HEAR THE CONCLUSION OF THIS RIVETING TALE

Why does this seem like it will end in rape?

Either the character raping the woman, or being completely raped and utterly slaughtered by the husband.

>>9471986
you need to shut the fuck up now mate...

Turns out, he's heading for the Lady's bedroom. First, he tries to peek through the keyhole. I tell him she isn't changing, she's fully dressed and reading a book. He insists she should be changing, whines for a while hoping to change my mind, then opens the door and "pounces" on her anyway, trying to "kiss her neck and undo her corset".

I pause the game, and ask what the fuck he's doing. He replies that she's obviously interested, or she wouldn't have been so defensive. I tell him flat-out that, one, she's married. Two, he's basically stalked her and is trying to rape her. Three, this is a really bad idea. He keeps going "It's cool, it's cool." Then he starts on this really bad poem about his "barbed cock" "pleasuring her", and asks me if he can roll Diplomacy with a bonus for the poem.

I tell him that no roll would help in these circumstances, he begins complaining, I tell him how many rounds he has until the guards arrive. I ask him if he does anything, he keeps complaining, I set the minis for the guards inside the room...and he says "I jump out the window."

Just...straight-up jumps out the window. I point out he has no way to fly, the tower is well above the wall, and he's going to take a LOT of damage. He tells me that he's done the calculations, and it isn't enough to kill him. I shrug, because if he wants to jump, he can jump. So, he does, bloodying himself in the process (he rolled poorly), and activating Razorclaw Shifting.

Now, remember the grapple I mentioned? I'd been rolling for the guards, they'd found the grapple, and were waiting for him. He decided to fight back, but was overwhelmed by them despite trying to jump off the inner wall into the courtyard. Because I know people can be dumbasses, if not usually this creepy, I only have him jailed rather than neutered for rape or hung for attempted theft of holy relics.

>>9471892
Oh shit. It's Inquisitor Badasious!

>>9471995
you scare me..

>>9471617
I demand source this instant.

>>9471986
Edition wars allways remind me of american politics

>>9472020
Fantastic

>>9472020
>Then he starts on this really bad poem about his "barbed cock" "pleasuring her", and asks me if he can roll Diplomacy with a bonus for the poem.
welp

>I'd rather have /b/ around me than furries

I'm just a furfapper, not a fursona faggot or someone who participates in the community, I just fap to the pictures.

Trust me you want me over /b/, I don't even wanna play an anthro.

>>9472020

>neutered for rape

I'm glad you avoided further mention of balls.

>>9472020
You should have had them executed him instead.

>>9472020
op i am agreeing with you on this one. the furry is going to rape some one

>Ironclaw as a "good alternative" for 4e
>Implying Ironclaw isn't a good alternative to 4e.

>I only have him jailed rather than neutered for rape or hung for attempted theft of holy relics.

Attempt to rape a local noble and you'd be lucky if they just burned you alive.

>>9471892
I assume the medium in the file name refers to his hammer, because his combat thunderhammer is way bigger than that.

>>9472063
Congrats, you are a Furry.

>>9472063
>Trust me you want me over /b/,
I dunno, /b/tards can be adequate compatriots. Not true friends, given their personality failures, but good people to know.

>>9472104
Entirely Possible.

>dozens of posts whinging at OP for being an asshole
>whole story gets posted
>OP was entirely right to ban him from the sessions, and even took bizarre mercy on the character

>>9472063

why so much hate for furries if you are one yourself?

>>9472104
That's a fucking sword sticking in a corpse.

>>9472098
attempt to steal holy artifacts and they would torture you in all sorts of gruesome ways.

Add the rape of a local noble and a highly respected one at that and you're asking to get sawed.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sawing_%28torture%29

>>9472129
the premise is flawed under the basic assumptions of:
- 4e is basically a furry game
- op played 4e
- op was surprised/upset to have a furry player

>>9472148

Oh. Not that anon, but holy shit I thought it was a hammer too.

I think I prefer it as a hammer, actually.

Ironclaw is better system than 4E. Yeah, it's furry, but the actual mechanics are pretty solid, whereas 4E is, as always, a shit twinkie.

>>9472020
Keep going. That can't be the end of it.

>>9472181
Badasious impaled that cretin on his sword so that he could use it as a hammer.

For future reference, OP, have this kind of shit typed up beforehand so there aren't massive gaps between the story segments.

OP, why did he have a spring powered grapple gun, couldn't he have just used a crossbow?

>>9472160

Oh...oh God...

Fuck, I just about passed out when I thought about someone doing it to me just FUCKING HELL now I'm lightheaded...

>>9472020
anything after that?

attention EroRPers

this why we hate you

Now, he's only jailed pending a trial, because I'm thinking this could be a neat jailbreak plotline, but what I wasn't prepared for was what followed. Namely, he accused the LORD of being a rapist, of abusing his wife, keeping her locked in a tower, "controlling her mind" to make her say otherwise, and then demanded a "trial by duel". I pointed out that I'd never said this city even used such a barbaric method, and he insisted that "since WFRP had it, these people should too." I told him, again, no, but that if he WANTED to challenge the Lord to a duel, he was welcome to do so. I stressed to him that, as a high-ranking member of a martial holy order spanning an entire kingdom and respected in several others, he was not a pushover and was, in fact, a high-level Paladin and possibly a Solo Monster. Anyone who's ever read the Scarlet Pimpernel knows that Percy Blakeney was a badass with a sword, and said Paladin was loosely based on him. He insisted on doing it anyway, saying he had an invincible plan. Almost awed by the sheer magnitude of this trainwreck, I allow it.

You know what his plan was? Assuming all enemies have AI, and the shittiest AI in the world, at that.

>He replies that she's obviously interested, or she wouldn't have been so defensive
Great logic there.

Speaking of hammers and furries...

>>9472213
He was a half-bat man.

>>9472020

Do go on

i like where this is going.

>>9472135
Not him, but imagine that your fetish is subsumed by the most fucked up degenerates taking everything to the greatest extreme possible, and everyone judges the fetish by those people. How would that make you feel about them?

>>9472224

Wow.

Just.

Wow.

>>9472224
please continue. I wish to know how badly he failed.

>>9471617
>>9471617

HEY

EVERYONE IN HERE STOP!!!!!

SOMEONE LISTEN TO THIS GUY AND POST A SOURCE DAMNIT

>>9472224
uhoh

You should have kicked him out earlier for acting like a 10 year old and arguing with you constantly.

>>9472255
maybe because its a fucked-up fetish, and ergo being fucked up is a requirement for entry

>>9471740
>DMs need social skills
And now you know why most DMs on /tg/ appear to be really, really bad at it.

Also: oh wow, dead animal picture! So edgy.

>>9472255

Then there's those of us to ever have been involved in it. I have to deal with such obnoxious people all the time in meatspace. These are the sort of people who ARE in it for the sex and are very vocal about it.

>>9472107
>>9472110
>>9472135
Because they're faggots, I can't even comprehend the fursona, and fursuiter faggots, faggots who write poems, as soon as it goes past sexual pictures with boobs I'm out. I fap to otherstuff more.

I just can't understand it.


And if you /b/ as your fucking compatriots you've got issues.

And now I'm glad I stayed. Please continue.

>>9472224

This furry is an asshole and terrible player, and I'm enjoying the thread, but do you think you could find a different theme for your pictures than the animal gore? I'm not a furfag but that shit's still hard to look at.

>>9472215
Well, you could be stabbed.

>>9472290
You've seriously never had to have casual relations with socially incompetent people?

>>9472290
>FURSECUTION!

OP, why is this fucker still alive? it is your solemn duty to the human race to execute this moron. and I'm not talking about his character.

>>9472287

Read the rest of the story, damnit. People like you are why we can't have nice things.

This is actually a bit of a good story.

I would have kicked him out for not taking fantasy 'no', not for saying Ironclaw == 4e.

>>9472268
/rs/ "wolf road" for the doujin

now fuck off

>>9472208

While the OP is leisurely telling his story all these smart-asses are shitstorming. It has its own typical /tg/ charm doesn't it?
The only thing I don't really like is the dead animals, but that's because I'm a pussy when it comes to that sort of thing.

>>9472296
You are a gargantuan pussy.

>>9472328

Oh shit! WW in the house

>>9472358

Fair enough, but furries rage when they see their favorite animal shot. So I salute OP's bastardry.

>>9472298
Stabbing? Stabbing is worse than... Wait, was it crucifixtion?

>>9472367

Yes, and I have a short story after OP finishes his.

>>9472208

Agreed. I'm riveted by the story, but the flow of the thread is a little tough to deal with with these muti-minute delays between posts.

>>9472388
I'm always happy when you have a story.

Hurry up, OP, I want to see the end of this before I have to leave for work which is in oh god ten minutes oh god oh god

>>9472383
Well, at least it gets you out in the open air.

>>9472307
I mean I have.

But this is just.

BROKEN
>>9472319
Yiff in Hell.

I'll fap to your art while you're there.

Because thats taking Role Playing to the next level, reality, and thats wrongs.

>>9472388

WW says he has a story... in a furry thread...


I am intrigued...

F5 F5 F5 F5.... damnit!!

>>9472388

oh god, hurry up OP!

>>9472358
>>9472296

I used to work in a slaughterhouse so I'm getting a dick out of people being bothered by roadkill

Next time, OP, write out the whole thing in notepad beforehand.

FURRIES ARE NOT AS BAD AS PEOPLE MAKE THEM OUT OT BE. 80% OF /TG/ IS FURRY.

>>9472358


Don't worry. As long as you don't click on them, they're only thumbnails. Thumbnails are incapable of feelings or pain.

>Assuming all enemies have AI, and the shittiest AI in the world, at that.
Ok, now I just have to know.

>>9472458

And I'm a convicted sex offender, but you don't see me posting CP.

>>9472461
[citation needed]

>>9472461
UNSUBSTANTIATED NUMBERS

>>9472458
yikes dude,
i was a coreman in fuckn Iraq and that's still fucked up.

>>9472461

keep saying that to yourself

>>9472461
That's not a real statistic you faggot.

>>9472461
Xenophiles, technically.

Plenty of /tg/'s fap fodder is not very anthropomorphic.

>>9472461
I HIGHLY doubt that.

>>9472461

Hey, don't worry, I know a wonderful place where all the furries can go.

The sign reads "Friendship forever" in German.

>>9472461
>FURRIES ARE NOT AS BAD AS PEOPLE MAKE THEM OUT OT BE

Yeah, they're worse.

>>9472458
Is that one of the Vick dogs?

FUCK VICK

Furry here.

I find your rage as intoxicating as the fact that you will never be rid of me. :3c

>>9472501
...Not quite, but there's some truth in it anyway.

>>9472497
>>9472499
a number given regarding an anonymous community: INCORRECT???

NEWS AT 11

>>9472498
calling it "xenophilia" just means you're a sci-furry.

>>9472461
/tg/ is actually a bunch of xenophilies. and tsundere for xenos.

Goddamn I fucking hate furfags. And yes, OP Pic is very related.
>>9471746
Amen.

>>9472501
lol

awww.. now im going to hell.

>>9472520
I'd call you a subhuman, but that's what you want to be.

>>9472377
Yes indeed my good sir.

>>9472520
Actually, since he kicked him out of his gaming group, I would say that he has rid himself of the furry in question.

>>9472520
Only people get opinions, Gaul.

>>9472529
>implying that I don't want to fuck an alien

>>9472490
You must have been the sandiest vagina in the desert then, pussbag.

>>9472573
ALIEN FIENDS

>>9472529
fucking aliens and monsters and wanting to be one is nothing like being a furry

>>9472562

I don't need an opinion. All I have to do is say I'm a furry and you guys make all the fun for me.

I don't need to post pictures, or write stories, or really put any effort into generating a reaction. It is the most effortless reaction I have ever garnered.

OP finish the story already.

>>9472471
You speak wisely and therefor win a happy animal picture.

>>9472458
It isnt really the gore I mind, I just hate seeing animals in pain. Dunno if that sounds sensible. I'm a typical hypocrite in that respect, because I do eat meat and laugh when a human does a faceplant.
But enough about my sob story.

>>9472576
im gona assume you dont know what a coreman does then.

that or your just fucking stupid.

The Paladin, wearing a rather poncy suit of coppery armor (I like describing armor, and I had gone out of my way to make his sound sort of dorky and duck-billed and gaudy), with a jewel-hilted sword and mirrored shield, meets him in the middle of a town square. The Rogue is given back his gear, including his Rapier and Light Crossbow. The fight begins, they both roll initiative, which the Rogue wins. He promptly runs out of the ring and begins TRYING TO CLIMB THE FUCKING WALL OF A HOUSE. I ask if he's running away, and he explains that his plan is to climb up onto a balcony and shoot at the "helpless fool."

First, the Paladin charges him while he's trying to climb, gets an opportunity attack, and is basically cutting him to pieces while he's trying to climb, because he won't stop climbing to strike him back. Finally, a few attacks miss and the now-bloodied Rogue climbs onto the balcony. He takes one shot, hits...and the Paladin hits him with a level 7 Encounter Power, Beckon Foe. It deals 2d10+Charisma modifier damage, Ranged 5, Cha vs. Will, and pulls the target a number of squares equal to your Wis mod. Since it would pull him over the edge, he gets a saving throw, which he fails, pulling him off and dropping him back on the ground. He has perhaps a dozen hit points left, and declares he surrenders. The Paladin, disgusted, begins walking away...when the Rogue begins climbing back up the wall. Since the Paladin was a distance away, he has time to climb back up to the balcony and take a few shots before the Paladin reaches him. The Rogue taunts him about not being able to use the trick again...when the Paladin simply opens the door to the house and goes inside. The Rogue turns toward the balcony door, throws it open, and meets the Paladin on the stairs, taking a heavy hit from the Paladin's sword.

>>9472595
the commissar is gonna hear about this one

>>9472562
>Gaul
Rome hates furries too? That figures.

FEENEESH STOREE OP!

In transhuman space, I had a proteus nanovirus that turned people into furfags. The player's were supposedly containment specialist called in to deal with such outbreaks. One player had his environmental suit breached by a furfag. He blew his own head off with a micromissile rather than transform.

>>9472591
Yes, how dare they touch mai waifu!

The type of furry 4chan rants and raves and raids and rages about are the same ones regular furries despise and wish would make like a lemming and jump off a cliff. The enemy within, so to speak.

Also, OP needs to bash his keys faster.

>>9472520
*bropaw*

>>9472618

Do go on.

>>9472618
Please do continue.

If this doesn't end hilariously I'm going to shit myself.

>>9472618
It took you twenty fucking minutes to write THAT?

Fuck this, I'm going to work.

>>9472682

THIS.

For fuck's sakes, are you sure you're not a furfag too OP because if you're not typing from the inside of a mascot costume then there's something horribly wrong with you.

God, furries are disgusting. I mean, they give Xenophilia a bad name. Just because me and Tali have a rich, rewarding sex life, those degenerates make us look bad.

>>9472638
Then why is it that the only furries we have seen within this thread have shown solidarity?

>>9472618
HURRY

>>9472529
You shut you whore mouth.

>>9472129

>dozens of posts whinging at OP for being an asshole
>whole story gets posted
>OP was entirely right to ban him from the sessions, and even took bizarre mercy on the character

i know i'm late but
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_wEs9x7G3w

MOAR!!!

>>9472618

...wow

>>9472656
>>9472638
We're up to at least three Gauls in this thread, and far, far too few honest godfearing citizens of Rome.
What as 4chan come to?

>>9472682
Can I get some sauce on that pic? Weird as hell.

>>9472755

>Implying Rome wasn't furry as all hell for eagles

>>9472745
OP's problem was to play up the "lol I banned a furfag am I cool now?" aspect rather than the "horrible player stories: whiner who thinks this is a CRPG, and a RAPERAPERAPE one at that" one.

>>9472744

Can't stand that he's right.

Though mostly for idiots who liked avatar and want to bang a big blue alien. They'r'e worse somehow

>op starts posting story about furfag player
>SHITSTORM AS PEOPLE RUSH TO DEFENSE OF FURRY AND CALL OP A DICK
>op continues unphased, showing furfag player is colossal faggot
>WHITE KNIGHTS NO WHERE TO BE FOUND

looks like the Furry Defense Force went off half-cocked.

>>9472701

Maybe he only has one hand with only one finger to type. Or no hands at all! Maybe he types with his nose or with an erect dick which he has to keep that way by watching porn in between typing paragraphs.
And you, you insensitive prick demand this poor disabled man types harder? Tsk to you sir!

>>9472618
lol he seriously called him a "helpless fool"

>>9472682

Ooooh! Where is that picture from?

>>9472755
Our dragon thread filled up and we had to go elsewhere.

>>9472777
I NEED THAT PORN FOR TYPING YOU PRICK!

>>9472730
Fuck if I know.

>>9472768
Butthurt faggot making excuses for the fact that he threw a temper tantrum before reading the story.

>>9471993
Spider-man, spider-man, does whatever a spider can...

>>9472776

Wouldn't that be like... half sheathed...?

Also, yiff in hell furfags.

(Sorry, ran out of dead wolf pictures)

He stops everything, and begins whining about cheating. He's down to a handful of hit points, and finally, because there's no way he deserved to live at this point, the Paladin skewers him, finishing him off.

I'm hoping this will be a lesson to him, but the player just heaves a sigh of relief, stands up, and gets the Ironclaw books out of his backpack, "Well, good, the game's over...now we can play [character name] like he was meant to be played!" He begins telling us about Ironclaw and how it is the sort of game where this bullshit doesn't happen ("this bullshit" being him getting killed by Paladins) and how it really spurs players' creativity.

At this point, one of my newer players, who has both earned my wariness as a huge troll, and my respect for doing it so well interrupts, and says "Are you going to tell him about the pictures? You gave me your DevArt address, remember?" He takes a few sheets out of his folder, and slides them across the table to me. The furry player is just staring at him in utter, blank, what-have-you-done-ness.

I like to be descriptive about NPC mannerisms and appearance...and apparently the furry player had been listening, because he had pictures of his PC fucking EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM. Only his PC was barely a Razorclaw Shifter, but apparently a full-on anthropomorphic cat, which I guess was what he pictured the race as. It wasn't just NPCs, either, but the female PCs in the group, including one whose player was underage, and one who had a boyfriend (that her character was ingame married to) at the table. Dead fucking silence, except for him trying to tell us how we need to loosen up and stop being such prudes. How he couldn't help it, it was a racial trait.

>>9472618
and the world was a better place.

I feel dirty though. You made me cheer for a paladin.

>>9472769
I can't stand that people think xenophilia=furry.

>>9472811
He does have a point though.

I'm still waiting to see how this story ends. I imagine it's with a dead character, with the player trying to create the exact same character with all the same equipment, or something.

>>9472828
>ran out of dead wolf pictures
>post Palin instead

I see what you did there.

>>9472834
To be technical, furry should probably be a subcategory of xenophilia.

congrats op i didnt read your thread but youre fucking gross and useless

>>9472828

What's this guy's DA?

>>9472828

>>9472803
Luke atemy is the exact guy i was imagining in the story.

>>9472701
>>9472682
I don't know. I'm not the OP, but I'm a slow typer and I tend to go back and edit myself. Plus, if I'm relating a story, I try not to just vomit out words, but worry over accuracy and phraseology. That and I'm probably eating, hunting for porn, talking on the phone, and brainstorming for an upcoming game all at the same time (well... not at precisely the same moment, but I'm alternating between them). Twenty minutes doesn't seem long to me.

>>9472828

C-C-Countertroll!

>>9472828
>Racial trait

>>9472828
Link to that dA, or it didn't happen.

>>9472857

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-GaXa8tSBE

>>9472828

Ho ho ho

oh the mirth

>>9472828
...and so the story comes full circle, and now the whinefags have absolutely no reason at all to criticize the OP.

Beautiful.

>>9472828
very justified reaction

>>9472828
Your New Player is a Colossal Brotasaurus.

so whenever someone makes a thread about a problem player and are suggesting countless passive aggresive ways to make him quit you say to stop being a pussy and ban him....when someone makes a thread in which they do ban him you also get mad......goddamnin /tg/ is a fuckign faggot.

>>9472828
You are straining credulity. The Senate of Rome demands Proof!

>>9472828

>>9472828
Fuck yeah.

>>9472857
maybe you should

>>9472730
Because /tg/ mostly attracts Reasonable Furries.

The raging otherkin types are too easily butthurt to stick around.

>>9472828
>deviantart
>porn
lolwat
Also you can't mention something like that and not provide pictures.
>>9472855

IN CONCLUSION IF YOU DONT WANT FUCKING FURRIES TO PLAY IN YOUR GAME MAYBE YOU SHOULDNT PLAY THE FUCKING FURRY EDITION OF DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS YOU DUMBFUCK

>>9472834

>I can't stand people who think jerking it to non-humans is jerking it to non-humans

>>9472828

>>9472828

It's been a long road, but this story is finally getting somewhere awesome. Tell on, OP!

Lots of thinly veiled samefags in here today.

>>9472828
And then i raged.

>>9472828
>Sorry, ran out of dead wolf pictures
No you didn't.

>>9472811
Sorry bro, not me raging up there. Try harder next time.

God DAMN it's about time! Good story OP.

>>9472828

But.. DA doesn't allow porn.

>>9472933

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

>>9472899
Friends, Romans, Countrymen, do you know what "justice" is? It is when you treat people with fairness. As we all know, only CITIZENS OF ROME are people, and thus, only CITIZENS OF ROME require proof to be condemned.
Furries are worse than Gauls. Furries are worse than Germans. Furries... Are worse than Carthaginians. We need no proof to approve of this glorious crucifixion in the name of Roman Honor!

>>9472498
That Bard does realize that Praying Mantis EAT their mates after sex? RIGHT? RIGHT?

By the sounds of it there was no reason to kick him for being a furry (I really shouldn't matter at all) but he did deserve to get kicked for being a dick and a moron.

This thread deserves this.

>>9472828

>>9472940

Crabmaster approves

SAVE THIS SHIT

>>9472828
Post devart? i wana see.

>>9472945
You're fooling yourself if you think that.

>>9472895
Just because you perform at the same location, doesn't mean you'll get the same crowd.

>>9472909

ok i read the last post and apparently he is a douchebag who rewards creepy asocial dorkery

so uh yeah

>>9472945

which DA have YOU been on?

>>9472828
>Sarah Palin
>Furfag player told

FUCKING YES

This ''story'' REEKS of stale copy-pasta.

>>9472874
He's not a slow typer, he's taking forever to find pics of dead wolves.

>>9472828
Being a complete "Mega-Douche Bag" is a Racial trait?
Where these Douchebagians?

>>9472828
I think you'd better link his DA page.

>>9472828

Alright, can you explain this when you've got a moment

>>Racial Trait

Do- do you mean a racial trait of his character to want to fuck everyone, or HIS racial trait is that he wants to fuck everyone?

Cause. . . Well, the joke explanation would be "BUT THAT'S HUMANS IN DnD AMIRITE?" but- he might be really, really fucked up. As in, what the fuck, sweet Christ, get out of my house and into that police cruiser's back seat.

>>9472828
I MUST KNOW! WHAT DID THE OTHER PLAYERS SAY/DO??

>>9472966
Herp
Derp

>>9472972
If it's copypasta, it's not from /tg/. I haven't seen it before.

>>9472828
I guess I preferred the dead animals...

Drawing porn of an under-aged player's character. That's the creepiest thing Ive heard all week. That alone is enough reason to throw him out of the group.
But why did he give the other player his dev-art? Is he that stup-... oh yeah I guess he is, isnt he?

>>9472828
I'm the furfapper from before.

You have my love.

Putting that furfag in his place.

Fucking fursona, assburger weirdos.

>>9472828
And this is why trolls are essential to every social group.

Sorry I'm slow, everyone, I'm just trying really hard to be impartial and not go THIS FAG WAS A DOUCHE, HE WAS SO DOUCHE HE SHAT SATANIC SPONGES THAT YIFFED IN THE DOUCHEFIELDS.


I tell him to just get his stuff, and get the fuck out. He whined about it until the one girl's boyfriend hauls off and just HITS him, a big, open-handed smack, across the face. Now, the furry player is this sort of greasy, blubbery type, and the boyfriend is this little, kinda lanky nerd, but I guess nobody had ever hit him before because he just goes red, starts shaking. I tell him again to get the fuck out, because I can see that at least one of our female players is in borderline shock and the boyfriend is having one of those guy-who-isn't usually-angry things where he's on the verge of just snapping. Furry goes "it's my art, you can't question it like that, art is art." I tell him I don't care what it is, it doesn't belong at my table, and that this isn't a place for him to jack off or play harem anime. I ask which game they were playing, seriously prepared to make a FATAL joke, he responds DEAD SERIOUSLY with "Ironclaw! We all play Ironclaw, and this happens all the time, and nobody makes a big deal when it does because our fandom doesn't have human taboos about sex."

So I tell him flat-out that this is why we are never playing Ironclaw, why he isn't welcome in my house anymore, and why if he doesn't get the fuck out I'm going to call the police. He snatches up his stuff and leaves, really slowly, doing this sort of whine-grumble about how we're all assholes. Just as he's going for the door, the boyfriend suddenly jumps onto the table and off the other side (I'd normally yell at someone for that, but in this case it was justified, runs toward him, and does this awkward kick right to his tailbone, knocking him out onto the front step, tears his dropped character sheet in half, and slams the door. I was a dick, /tg/, I hid a smile.

>>9472970

>DeviantART strictly prohibits the submission of materials classified as pornographic or obscene. There is no exception to this prohibition

>http://about.deviantart.com/policy/etiquette/

>>9472828
Ahhh, group natural justice.

I love your group's troll.

>>9472919
Faggots like you are terrible. With the correlation that all non-humans are the same, you imply that all humans are the same. Therefore, we can conclude that jerking off to some random white girl is the same as jerking off to two fat, black guys having gay sex. After all, humans are humans.

>>9473010
That specific player most likley, another furry. A *saner* furry

>>9472958
I'm but a lowly questfag son, that doesn't mean much.

BOYS ARCHIVE THIS!

>>9473009
>implying you've seen every post every made on /tg/ since the introduction of 4e.

I mean this with none, repeat NONE, of the sarcasm usually associated with it.

>>9472916
You remind me of a player who called me a "fucking Jew" for switching to 3.X from 2nd edition.

Play your own damn game. I absolutely guarantee that the fact that people enjoy games you don't will not hurt you the slightest bit.

>>9472945
i can't tell if your being sarcastic or something, but five seconds searching through deviant art will find you a metric shit ton of porn, mostly gay furry or naruto shit.

>>9473019

Aw, that's cute. You actually believe people follow that, don't you...

>>9472919
>I can't stand people who think jerking it to drawings of anthropomorphic animal-people, often in conjunction with diapers, scat, homosexual activity and beastiality, and fantasizing that they were/actually believe they ARE some kind of freakish humanoid/animal hybrid is the same as jerking it to non-humans.

>>9473037
No. Fuck you.

>>9473016
Very good.

dA link for confirmation is all that's required now.

>>9473028
Wh-did you just imply that black people aren't human?

Ok, now this thread is complete fail.. thanks OP.

>>9473016

10/10

>>9473019

>http://jessicaelwood.deviantart.com/

just keep telling yourself that bud

god all of you are so fucking gross

>>9473028

>Oh god, no, I can't let my sick fetish be associated with another, less popular sick fetish!

>>9473016
Epic ending is epic.

>>9473044
Silence Jew. Centuwion, Thwow him to the fwoor!

>>9473016
I like you, OP.

>>9471574
>>9471851
>>9472020
>>9472224
>>9472618
>>9472828

I am disgusted by furries as much as everyone, but I can’t help feel bad for those wolfs they are an endanger species or soon to be endanger. Their connection with furries is one-sided and not their fault. This also brings the amusing image of furries being attack by a pack of wolfs into my mind…

>>9473016
You know, this might be a rare case of nerds attempting violence which isn't completely pathetic. Sounds like he really badly needed that fucking slap.

Great Justice, nerdy boyfriend guy! Also, good job being impartial, OP.

>>9472983

OP here, don't have it, didn't ask for it, didn't want to see any more. We burned his drawings, almost ritualistically, I apologized to everyone for letting someone like that into the group, and bought everyone pizza.

That is why I am never going to have another furry in my group. Bitch about it, call me a "racist" or whatever you things think you are (lifestyle, sexual orientation, fetish), I don't care. No more furries. Every single one I've seen on /tg/ too claims they're one of the good ones, yet given the slightest provocation they all seem to become almost this bad. If these are the good ones, what sane man would run the risk of getting one of the bad ones?

I have no problems with anybody's sexual deviations.

I'm a pretty fucked up guy myself, and so long as they keep their own little furfaggotry in their own house they can just be as fucking furfaggy as they want.

But if someone pulled this shit in one of my gaming sessions I would have his fucking testicles. Underaged? Other PCs girlfriend?

Run his ass over.

>>9473016
is there more?

>>9472776
Its because the OP seemed to put it that the reason the player was banned was because he was a furry, not because he was a faggot of such great magnitude, quite possibly the king of all faggots to rule over the faggot lands, as foretold in the book of faggots.

>>9473016
>the boyfriend suddenly jumps onto the table and off the other side, runs toward him, and does this awkward kick right to his tailbone, knocking him out onto the front step, tears his dropped character sheet in half, and slams the door.

>I was a dick, /tg/, I hid a smile.

>>9473016

>>9472947

Furfaggo Delende Est fellow countryman.

>>9473016

Stay classy OP.

>>9473060
newfag and a furrie at that right?
God ive been here too long. i need sleep.

>>9473089
Eh, they're the kind of species that is supposed to be endangered.

>>9472828

OP here, to clarify, every single female NPC.

>>9473096
By furry, do you mean the type of furry who lives the lifestlye, as opposed to the type that just jacks it to furry porn.

The latter, of course, would be hard to spot because they don't tend to attentionwhore about it.

>>9473050

>>I can't stand people who think jerking it to drawings of bizzare alien-people, often in conjunction with rape, snuff, underage activity and gury, and fantasizing that humans will/actually believe they will some day do this is the same as jerking it to non-humans.

Well, OP, it was a good story and a story well told. I enjoyed myself immensely even as the storm raged around your words. Bravo.

ANywho, I promised to tell a story, so here it is.

Allright, so I was running a game of heroes unlimited a while back, and I invited a couple of guys to play in it. Half of them bailed and so I asked the remaining players if they knew anywone. They said yeah, and I was able to get 3 new players in. Two of them were a guy my age and his little sister, who was in high school at the time. Last game I invited them too she got sexually assaulted by a morbidly obese near shut in who got thrown out the window by the older brother, who hurt his back in the process. I promised them that I had already screened out the wierdos. Unfortunately, I forgot that there was one more player who I hadn't met....

>>9473058
I just implied that gay black people aren't straight white women.

Of all the furfags Ive EVER run into, Only ONE I can tolerate, I don't like him, he's a bit of a git, but thats the only one I can TOLERATE, and Im a laid back guy, who gets along with nigh everything. almost all furfags are pig disgusting sick fucks, and that's BEFORE you find out that they're furfags. While reasonable furfags exist, they're a dying breed, however if they were reasonable, I wouldnt know they were a fucking furfag.

>>9473132

If they ONLY jack it to furry porn, they're furfags. If the primary motivator is tits and ass, it's all good.

if you aren't disgusted by op and his gimpy little internet p.i. friend, you are literally unsalvageable as a person

this thread is full of terrible creeps masturbating their terrible creepiness into a frothing sea of dull off-white nerdcum

>>9473139

So they role up characters. The game was set in miami in the early 80s, and the players had decided that they were going to use their super powers to become drug lords. I laughed and rewrote the campaign and we spent a session making characters, because that system is a tad clunky. The two players who showed up made fairly cool characters, but they didn't play into the shitstorm the furry whipped up, so I'll just say one was Travis Bickle with a symbiotic suit and the other was vibrotron man, who accidentally used his vibration powers to saw a prostitute in half during sex.

>>9473096

What was his character name? We should be able to find it on DA easily enough.

The Roman Senate approves of your actions. Such deviancy is against the public order and the good of the Republic.

>>9473139

WW storytime!

OHBOYOHBOYOHBOY!

>>9473016
Why was the other guy raging so much?
that seems abit much but oh well.

>>9473139
Wait wait. How drunk are you? WW needs at least four shots before he's allowed to tell stories.

>>9472828
>he had pictures of his PC fucking EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM.
> It wasn't just NPCs, either, but the female PCs in the group
So what? I mean, if he wants to draw pics of his character fucking other characters, then so what? It would be one thing if he were passing them around the table, but he didn't even intend for them to be revealed to everybody. Granted, he misplaced his trust in the person who showed the pics to everybody. Depending on the situation, the revealer was an asshole, or the furry was out of line for foisting the shit on somebody he didn't have the proper relationship with, but either way the furry doesn't come out looking too bad. It sounds like he was an obnoxious role player, but the revelation of his pics sounds more an invasion of his privacy than yours.

>>9473157

The brother and the sister both rolled up supersoldiers. He decided to be some crazy cyborg commando who had a bunch of stuff he stole back in the nam, and she decided to be a sultry super assassin called the huntress, including a costume that would have only been considered modest if it was published in a comic in heavy metal. She wasn't a hambeast or anything, and was kinda good looking, so it was cool and the other guys just laughed about it and she agreed not to do anything creepy about it.

Unfortunately, the mystery man shows up in, I shit you not, a wolf tshirt stretched over his greasy frame. Since we were just rolling characters I told him to just make his rolls and come back next session after taking a shower, cause he reeked like hell. He said he had to work late and didnt get a chance to clean up, so we all gave him a pass. I asked him what kind of superhero he was going to make and he said wolfman. I assumed he meant like "the wolfman" or a werewolf. I now only expect the worst from my players.

>>9473096
Hey I would never do shit like that

EVER

I'm this guy btw

>>9472413

Maybe I'm bad at being a furry.

ARCHIVE THIS YOU FUCKS.

>>9471865

really, re: ironclaw? I honestly thought it was pretty simple and mechanically coherant, all things considered.

>>9472912
>Also you can't mention something like that and not provide pictures.

I hate to say this, but I agree with this statement.

Furry shit creeps me out, but getting creep'd out is the key to this story.

I want to laugh as some furfags shitscribbles about his gametable sexual fantasies.

Something tells me this is made up OP, but DEAR GOD do I hope it's not.

Man I wish we had cool drama like this too. All my group gets is passive jerks with 0 knowledge of how to properly function in society because his shitty family raised him in the shittiest way you can imagine.

And we have to stand out with him simply because he's been with us for a while, and when we were younger, it didn't really bother us that much. But now we're older, and fuck, it's like he's still back there, back in the high school mindset.

>>9473168

SO he shows up to the next session a little late, not reeking and wearing normal clothes. I decide the party need some seed money for their criminal enterprise, so I had a drug lord all summon them to his warehouse hideout to meet and discuss a job. The huntress was doing some over the top vamping of the crimelord to get on his good side, and then wolfman shows up. He describes himself as an anthromorphic wolf wearing leather biker gear and carrying a katana. Half the table facepalms. They all ignore him because he elects to lean against the wall in the shadows and watch instead of introducing himself. The party takes the job and head out into the night to start their misdeeds.

Obviously, attempting to seduce the boss means the character wants some, and isnt just being manipulative, so the wolfman immiediately starts hitting on her. He describes how the wolf's physique is perfect in every way, then asks "See anything you like?" to which she replies with "no." Everyone laughs and he says he pulls his loincloth off (sense he was wearing leather chaps and instead of jeans underneat or pants he just had a loincloth) and asks "How about now." TO which she replies, "Sorry, I'm not into bestiality." More laughs and his face goes red. He says "As if I would want to be with a whore like you anyway." Silence washes over the room. Shit is on.

>>9473156

>>9473167
What the fuck am I reading

>>9473064
oh neat a link i like clicking on things!

...

damn, thas a lota porn

also, OP is a gentleman and a scholar. well done sir.

>>9472678
>>9472678

Turns out the paladin was
GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK !!! GAAAAHHH !!

>>9473096
Eh.

You banned a shithead who was being an utter asscock. His furry fetish isn't what made him a shithead, but it certainly didn't help. Banning furry seems to be taking it too far, but if you've been emotionally scarred by that chucklenut, I can understand why you'd take that step.

Smart furries, like smart normal folks, know to keep their dick in their pants. Furries have a harder time of it because there are so many vocal furries telling them that people will accept them for 'who they are' if they're open and up front about it. They're wrong, the same way openly bringing BDSM into normal social situations would be wrong.

I understand why you did what you did. Sorry it happened. That guy should be roadkill instead of the wolves you posted.

>>9473115
;_;

>>9473147
And...neither is a wolf-man? What are you even getting at here?

>>9473149
Maybe so, but I'm not one to deny a man his bizarre fetishes as long as they're kept under wraps and not flaunted.

I mean, how many people do you see going around talking about how much they like scat porn?

>>9471740
>does not realize how rare actual players are for 4e

4e's outsold 3.5.

>>9473096
Chances are you wouldn't know if they WERE a "good furry", since what you fap to generally has no place at the RPG table. This guy would have been as much a creepy fucker if he'd drawn himself as a dark elf shagging every female [N]PC in sight, after all.

Unless you start vetting all potential players with interrogating them about the porn folders. Don't do that. You'll become what you hate.

>>9473168
Disappointly, a wolfman like in the film actually sounds pretty cool.

>>9473190

Furry encouraged him to be a shithead. OP was right to ban all furries.

>>9473182
>passive jerks with 0 knowledge of how to properly function in society because his shitty family raised him in the shittiest way you can imagine

there is op and there is his friend, how is that different

>>9473016

Why would you hide the smile? Clearly you had earned it for purging the yiff from your group in an epic manner.

You sir, win a Gary Busey in dreadnought form.

Never change /tg/. Never change.
*plays hall of the mountain king in honor of this thread*.

>>9473184

continue pleaser

>>9473168

QUESTION: How many shots did you have before this session, how many did you have when he said "Wolfman", and how many after the session?

>>9473167
you are a faggot of the higest caliber

>>9473167
he posts these pictures publicly online at deviantArt, so don't even get started saying it was an invasion of privacy. Secondly, you don't see whats wrong with someone drawing porn of one PC fucking everything else? What the hell?

>>9473115
The Senatus Populusque Roma hereby declares that Leonard the platypus is exempt from the label of furry, because he is just so tragic and adorable. His loathing of heathen Gallic beer, and his love for proper Roman juice should serve as a guide to proper Virtus for citizens everywhere!

>>9473184

The girl just says, "Allright, I love a challenge and I'm always on the hunt" in the sultriest voice she can muster. Then she pulls a can of mace out on the wolfman and sprays the eyes. She hits, he rolls shit and he is blinded and stunned. She then sprays some at his junk, which she says will burn the shit out of it. Having never received mace to the junk, and not being able to reach clear consensus, we flipped a coin to see if it would work. Sure enough, it burned his junk, stunning him even more. She grabbed his katana and threw it off the docks and told him she would give him a 5 minute head start while she went to her van and grabbed her sniper rifle.


Wolfman decided to dive into the water to wash off the mace and find his katana. The girl was waiting for him to run out of air and come to the surface. He miraculously finds his sword, and instead of running for it, decides to attack her. She had an auto dodge, meaning she didnt have to spend actions to dodge, she could just keep dodging whatever gets thrown at her. So she sits there dodging 2 full rounds of his attacks. She keeps telling him to use his 5 minutes to make a run for it, but he doesn't listen. Then she says "Some boys just don't understand when a lady isnt interested." then jumps back and puts a .300 winchester magnum into his upper thigh, knocking him down most of his sdc. He turns tail (seewhatididthere) and makes a run for it.

>>9473235

haha well done op you have earned the approval of white trash americans

Read the entire thread.
What the hell man.
You did the right thing. Something was seriously wrong with him. (I'm a furry I know). his parents probably didn't teach him the difference between reality and imagination. Although you will not allow another person with a somewhat similar fandom in I applaud you. you did the right thing. I'm sorry you had to go through that. I hope your group becomes better because of this. Also in the future type stuff like this out before hand and down play certain elements until they become important or you get trolled.

>>9473184

You have a strange affinity for picking up chucklefucks, WW. Where do you find them?

>>9473232

OP was kind to a player I would have tossed out on the spot, what the fuck did he do wrong? In b4 you're a butthurt furry trying to defend your fetish.

>>9472498
The average /tg/ xenophile has A LOT in common with furries. I mean, you guys are writing about boning nagas all day and fapping to dwarf porn, but you think furries are substantially weirder than you? Seriously?

>>9473064

Loads of nudity there but no porn. and sorry to break it to you but nudity is not porn.

>>9473263
White Trash Americans are still citizens of America. And thus Rome. You, on the other hand, are a Gaul, sir, and thus unentitled to an opinion.

>>9473261

She says "Going so soon, we were just getting the party started." then makes a called shot to the brainpan. She hits, he goes unconscious, and she starts skinning the wolfman. He throws a fit, but then she says that she carries a can of mace, and asks him if he wants to larp that whole thing out. He leaves, and for the rest of the campaign, when people asked her if her shawl was wolf, she said "No, wolfMAN."

>>9473156
Dude, as often as this guy keeps posting and as butthurt as he is, maybe he IS the furfag in question.

Not like 4chan's obscure these days.

>>9473287

Worse, sir, I suspect that he is naught but an Anatolian catamite!

>>9473294

AWESOME

Damn, you guys play with terrible people. My group is well-adjusted all around, and always has been.

>>9473269

In his imagination.

>>9473269

There's probably something like a one to five ratio of freakshows who RP to every five-man group. Just seems like the odds.

rolled 5 = 5

>>9473294
That lady was pretty cool. Nice story

>>9473016

OK; there's two reasons you're full of shit.

Ironclaw != FATAL, there's no room for sex and the vast, overwhelming majority of furries who roleplay sexual encounters aren't going to use a mechanics based roleplaying system to do it. There is no rules for sex in Ironclaw, personal endowment, etc. It's really just D&D with disney style anthropomorphic characters.

Reason two, deviantart does not allow sexually explicit material and pretty much never has. Nudes is one thing, but actual furry porn does not exist there. Maybe on one of the furry imagedump sites, but even then I find the whole story suspect on the grounds that this guy is just way too over the top and ridiculous to be real. Someone this crazy does not have friends to play D&D with in the first place, in or out of the furry fandom. I knew a couple of guys like this during my teenage years who were furries, and even the furries they associated with wouldn't call him friend or participate in a social hobby with them on the grounds of them being too fucking creepy and weird.

>>9473279

I dunno about you, but I don't go around dressed as a monstergirl and claiming it is a lifestyle.

>>9473294
I'll will find this woman.

I will court her like a gentleman, and I shall make her my bride.
Fuckin' awesome.

>Chaladin based on Percival Blakeney.

I came.

>>9473294

Bitchin'.

OP is a creepy little panopticon douchebag. This is why you don't fucking tolerate anyone who has a problem with furries, because they are FUCKING UNTRUSTWORTHY and FUCKING CREEPY and if you are not willing to be their catamite and work for them as was OP's butt-buddy, they WILL fuck you over in any way they can. They are fucking vermin, and the only thing you have to gain from accepting them is slavery.

>>9473294

EXCELLENT TALE, CHAP.

>>9473282

Well, that depends on what you consider porn. If you're a fetishist, that can get off on naked hogtied women with ball-gags(like I do), you can find a lot of fappable material on deviantart.

>>9473100
See, why can't more people be sane like this?

I'm hardly a saint myself, I like some fairly sick shit, and if the sick shit I like doesn't happen to be the same sick shit that someone else likes, oh well, no big deal.

AS LONG AS EVERYONE INVOLVED CONSENTS, JUST LET IT BE, GUYS.

That said, this banned played deserved it. If I ASKED him to draw porn of my character for some reason? Cool, whatever. Drawing it of other PCs without asking, that's fucking creepy. Again, CONSENT.

Also, he played like a moron and tried to force his fetishes into the game. If we're playing some freaky fetish game, go nuts, but if we're playing just normal D&D, keep your fucking pants on.

>>9473320

butthurt furfag detected

>>9473297
How do these fuckers keep getting on the web!? They don't even have roads, they can't possibly have access to Virtuous Roman Internet!

I don't care if it was real or copy pasta it's damn funny

>>9473294

Glorious saga, bro.

>>9473306
An Aramaki reaction image?! FUKKEN SAVED!

>>9473294

Oh man, that girl is pretty badass.

You really do seem to attract a lot of weirdo's though WW.

>>9473294
Wow. That girl deserves a brofist.

>>9473343

Your butthurt.

It is massive.

>>9473320

If there are furries, there is going to be sex there, because furries are among the most sexually majadjusted people I've ever seen.

>>9473370

I think he attracts everyone.

With his manly balls.

>>9473259
The Senatus PopulusQue Romanorum (literally: The Senate and the People of the Romans) approve of your declaration, Gaius Iulius Caesar.

(Senatus PopulusQue Romanus = "The Senate and the People of Rome.")

>>9473254
>he posts these pictures publicly online at deviantArt
Yeah, it's probably not the smartest thing to do, but I don't know how publicly he shared his account. I mean, I've posted unflattering caricatures and profiles of my fellow players in the "draw your gaming group" thread. A lot of people here talk smack about the people they game with. This dude may have been stupidly careless, but his crime here seems to be getting caught and not drawing the pics in the first place. If he had kept the pics to himself and they had been discovered anyway somehow (in a way that wasn't his fault), would you still think he was out of line?

BAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWW THEY'RE DRAWING PORN OF MY ESCAPISM VESSEL

>>9473294
that girl may be traumatized a bit from the previous twit who fucked with her, but damn does she learn fast.

my hat is off to her.


oh, and for those defending the furfag for some reason: if people know what your fetish is, you are doing it wrong. that is all.

>>9473294
awesome.

>>9473343

...are you the dude he kicked out or something?

>>9473282
>nudity there but no porn
>nudity is not porn

it's ART I swear ;_;

>>9473294
Hah. GOOD END.

Seriously, why do you people play with randoms who all seem to be only interested in EroRPGing with other PCs? Get your damn friends together for a game; chances are if you want to get in each-other's pants you've already sorted out the social dance around it in a non-creepy fashion beforehand.

This thread is great on so many levels.

>>9473343

>>9473395

Only if someone plays lots of money for it and hangs it up in a fancy frame.

>>9473282
>nudity
>not porn

In b4 the guy who found the pictures turns out to be Elfslayer, because that guy can't find a drama-free game to save his life.

>this thread

>>9473417

Elfslayer is pretty awesome, though.

>>9473357

The answer is clear, senator! They are smuggling themselves into Rome itself in amphorae of Grecian oil! To combat this, I say we cut a bloody swathe through Asia Minor and let them know the wrath of our legions. Ephesos delenda est!

So, has anyone found this guy's DA?

>>9473412
It's not porn unless the vagoo is showing.

Otherwise, it's just erotica.

>>9473384
Cease quoting grammar, we carry weapons!

>>9473429
Indeed! This must be done for the good of the Republic, and the Virtuous Roman Information Highway System!

Great story OP, made my night.

Cool shitstorm arguments, bros.

>>9473191
Jesus fuck I'd be terrified.

And oh yeah,

>>9472573
I'm going to be needing more of that.

>>9473383

Thank you for saving my balls. If Varity is ever on ask her to show you the pictures of my balls she drew on. There is cleric of sigmar balls and half dragon mary sue balls.

Hello, this is a drawing of OP's character I did, please comment

As long as it's not actual sex, it seems dA has no problem with it. Nudity is fine.

>>9473428
>>9473417
The guy who was working on making some chick's campaign go way off rails? what happened to him?

>>9473441
I apologize, imperator Pompey. Let our weapons speak against the furry scum.

>>9473385

Given the fact he tried to rape a woman ingame? Uh, yes.

>>9473429

I will take my legions to battle for the glory of rome. 7 times 70 furred beasts shall be killed in the arena upon my return.

>>9473455
I question how he has the strength to lift a cow like that.

>>9473454

1/2 dragon mary sue balls?

...sounds interesting.

>>9473458

Likely he's been too busy to post. That, or his hambeast DM found out where he lives, and devoured him in the manner of her Sperm Whale forefathers.

This thread

>>9473455
OP is the DM, troll harder newb.

>>9473496
He's a fucking badass, that's how.

>>9473490
For the glory of the Republic! Roma Invicta! May Mars guide your arms as you smite the furry deviants from the lands of our Republic.

>>9473496

Not only lift a cow, but also maintain a throbbing erection, a task of no small difficulty during physical exertion. Clearly, not only is the OP extremely fit, he is also virile and sexually potent.

>>9473506
>whales
If there's anything I hate, it's those damned mammals!

>>9473394

I have never met a person who felt this way towards furries who wasn't a fucking scuzz. If they are shit, you are the maggots in that shit and no reasonable person should tolerate you: the punchline is that they don't, normal people rightly shun you and that is why you keep running into furries, because they are the only other humans who will endure your presence, and you punish them for that. Troll your lungs with carbon monoxide.

ARCHIVE THIS.

I love /tg/ story time

This is the best thread i've seen in months

>>9473490
Ooh, ooh, throw us to the lions! :3

>>9472776

Even you had to admit, OP came off as a massive cock for how he said it went down, without any details.

>>9473529
>troll your lungs with carbon monoxide

...What?

Also, your post is pretty incoherent, lots of people hate furries and have plenty of friends, why would "not having a problem with furries" be required?

>>9473535
So do I, honorable friend. So do I.

>>9473498

I'm in an aim group with a bunch of people from /tg/ and there was this one chick who said she was getting tired of getting singled out as a gamer girl and posted her email adress if anyone wanted to talk. Gelatinous rube hit her up and she started talking about her half dragon who was persecuted for what she is but was really friendly and beautiful and perfect and blah blah blah....

So he tells us, and I had already posted my balls in the thread, so Varity used ms paint to paint a dragon face on the balls and make them scaly and then posted. "LOOK AT ME, IM A SUPER SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE DRAGONBORN WHO EVERY GUY SECRETELY WANTS TO BONE, ALTHOUGH I AM SAVING MYSELF FOR THAT GUY FROM TWILIGHT." or something to that effect.

Chances are, that chick saw that thread and hung herself.

Quickly we must flee.
I have seen a vision... A terrible vision.
Our ways have brought upon a great force
They come for us in many a number. We would not survive their onslaught. Come we must go... go to a promised land. Come Quick! Leave what can not be carried and run!

>>9473544

That and it's obvious furfaghate copypasta bullshit to begin with. There's so many holes in this story. It's fun fiction to read, but it's clearly fiction. The OP refuses to produce any corroborating information so we might as well just assume he's just being a faggot.

>>9473520
Rome is Eternal! Long live the Republic!

>>9473454
Hey WW! You looking for another player for your ORPG DH game?

>>9473294
She needs a brofist.

>>9473541

Heeeeeeey waitaminute......

Cool story OP, exept for the dead wolves pictures, that's just wrong.

>>9473385

The porn about other PCs is creepy as hell, but if this had been my group, it wouldn't even have been needed. See in the OP's story, where right after the asshat's char kicks it, he gets up and declares "game over" and insists that the group change to a game that's better suited for HIS character? I would've just told him to shut the fuck up, put the books back in his pack and roll another toon, instead of kicking his ass. But then again, I don't know about the other annoying stuff he had been getting into, and had been implied by OP.

>>9473577

No, but in the summer I plan on starting a new one.

>>9473544
>>9473529

>>9473541
na we will throw you to these guys :3

>>9473490
The Warrior of the Wasteland goes now, to spread Roman virtue to stinking Parthia-a truer wasteland was never known-and shall return with 70 times 7 hostages to be sacrificed to glorious mars!
Hail be to The WW! Ave Imperator!

>>9473477
>Given the fact he tried to rape a woman ingame? Uh, yes.
No, that was definitely douchebaggery, and he deserved getting kicked for his long line of role playing offenses, but the pics are a different subject. I don't know, maybe when taken in context they are part of the same narrative of social ineptitude and inconsideration, but the OP acted like the pics were the worst thing he had done, which I don't see.

>>9473602

hahahahhaha you're a fucking gaybasher too

ha, ha, ha, you fucking white trash mt dew pigfucker

>>9473096

Very convient. Sounds like you just wanna feel like the big man around /tg/. I call bullshit.

>>9473558
Not that poster, but most people who have Issues and raging at one demographic or another are tossers, regardless of the target of their rage.

Although I must say that I greatly prefer the Romefags to the 40Kfags. Especially given that bestiality was a Roman circus spectacle. Whoops, eh?

>>9473566
Run, deviant scum. Run. And know that, so long as you taint the holy territory of Roma, never shall you know peace nor mercy. Our Legions shall hunt down you and your kind to the ends of the earth and of our dominion. You will receive your due at the points of our pila and gladii.

>>9473631
If it's a choice between his kind and yours, Gaul, I'll go buy a pack of that repulsive Mt. Dew right fucking now.