>>9453334
Cora nodded in agreement and gave Dirk a hug before leaving the room. He looked into the mirror and rubbed his eyes. He took a moment to make faces at himself before heading off to the shower. He spent longer than usual just letting the water hit his face after washing his hair. Physically, Dirk felt pretty invigorated. Mentally, not so much. As he turned off the water, he heard a pounding at the door. "Come on Dirk. They'll be here any minute!" Cora shouted through the door. Finally he sprang to life and hurried out of the shower. Corax was sitting in the living room in his favorite chair, reading as usual. Dirk rushed into his room and threw on his usual attire of black jeans and a matching t-shit. He made sure not to leave behind the wristbands and scarf Cora made for him. More often then not, people harassed him for his sense of style but he was never one to really bother with other's opinions of him, at least not anyone who didn't matter to him. He grabbed an open text book off of his desk and snapped it shut before rushing out into the living room. Cora was already waiting for him. Dirk smiled as Corax looked up from his book.

>>9453344
"Have a good day at school kids. Dirk, you watch out for Cora." He said calmly. "Daaaad! I'm not a helpless little girl you know." Cora protested. "Yeah but you have to worry about all kinds of douchey guys teasing you." Dirk added with a sly smile. Cora turned to him and narrowed her gaze. "What about you!? You have to worry about all those trashy girls." Cora exclaimed. "Nah, I'm not a brain-dead fuck-head. You don't have to worry about me catching anything." Dirk said before bursting into laughter. "DIRK! Watch your language young man! There is no need for those kind of words in my house or anywhere else." Corax interjected, lightly pounding his fist on the arm of his chair. Dirk nodded and wiped the grin off of his face. "Alright dad I'm sorry." Corax stared at Dirk with an angry look on his face. Dirk cleared his throat and gave a goofy smile to try and make his father smile. Corax was not amused.

>>9453355
A horn sounded outside causing Dirk and Cora to turn their heads towards the door. "Dirk hurry up and put your shoes on. That's them!" She commanded urgently. Dirk looked down at his feet and twiddled his bare toes. "Oh yeah, look at that. I thought I was missing something." He said casually. Cora opened the door and waited eagerly for her brother. Dirk placed his text book in between his teeth, grabbed his socks and pulled them on as he hopped towards the door. "La-er da-!" Dirk mumbled as he pulled his sneakers on. He swung himself around in a half-circle to face his sister. The bright light stunned Dirk, causing him to throw up his hand and wait for his eyes to adjust. He stumbled down the cobblestone walkway towards Cora and Kelly's voice. "Yeah I know. Bruce isn't all to happy about it but dad says that we're going to alternate." Kelly explained. Dirk's eyes finally adjusted and revealed Cora leaning on the Curze's car. It was a pretty nice ride. Lots of custom parts and a spiffy dark-blue paint job to boot. It was complete with a knarley looking skull with batwings on the hood and even a vanity plate that read "IMTGDBM" whatever the hell that meant. Bruce had a strange style but Dirk had grown fond of it after spending so much time around him. The two were as close as Cora and Kelly were but shared far less similarities. While Dirk was loud, light-hearted and bold; Bruce was quiet, awkward and more than slightly morbid.

>>9453368
With a jogging start, Dirk slid effortlessly across the freshly waxed hood and landed softly on the other side of the car. "Shotgun!" he exclaimed. "Hey, watch the paint. My dad will kill you if you scratch it." a familiar monotonous voice rang from the back seat. Cora looked at Dirk angrily but couldn't find the right words to shout. Dirk chuckled and opened the passenger's door. "Morning Bruce. Morning Kelly." he said as he slid into the leather seat. Cora slipped quietly into the back next to Bruce. Bruce was your typical pasty emo/goth kid. He only wore dark colors and he was always somber and quiet. He went the whole nine yards with painted nails, eyeliner thicker than his sisters and black wristbands much like Dirk's but with that same winged skull on it made by Kelly. "So Kelly, you're looking awfully beautiful today by the way. Are you single?" Dirk commented. Kelly shook her head and blushed. He'd complimented her every opportunity he got once he discovered that it's cause her pale face to burn a bright red. "Dirk! Stop teasing Kelly!" Cora demanded. Dirk laughed lightly before abruptly being strangled. He chuckled and struggled to break the thin plastic string Bruce had looped around his neck. Dirk chuckled and snapped the string with little effort. "Easy! Easy man. I had a rough night." Dirk said with a chuckle, turning around to face the back seat with a smile. "Nightmares again?" Kelly blurted out. Cora's eyes went wide for a second before she turned away from Dirk awkwardly. "Oops..." Kelly muttered. "Cora. What the shit? You told her?" Dirk asked, slightly peeved. "It... slipped?" she said innocently. Dirk smiled at her and turned back around. "It's cool. So Cora wen are you gonna ask him out?" Although he wasn't facing her, Dirk was grinning wide. "Kelly!" Cora exclaimed embarrassed. "What I never told anyone I swear!" Kelly claimed. "I overheard." Bruce admitted plainly.

>>9453376
Cora covered her red face, embarrassed. "Can we please just go. We're gonna be late." Cora suggested. Kelly put the car into gear and drove down the road, gradually increasing in speed. As a rule of life, Dirk knew that new drivers either drive at snails pace or speed. Apparently Kelly was the latter type. Dirk, Cora and even Bruce held on for dear life. Kelly seemed calm as always as she ran stop-signs and cut of cars. Dirk's life flashed before his eyes as Kelly finally rolled into the school's parking lot and brought the car to a screeching halt. "We're here!" Kelly announced proudly. The car was quiet for a moment. "Sexy" Dirk finally announced before pushing the door open and hopping out. He quickly surveyed the parking lot to see if any one of note was around. Furia and Ragio were in the corner of the lot smoking by the hole in the fence. Primos, Ultimo, Alpharia and Omegan were all chatting near the flagpole, each twin mirroring the next with subtle adjustments and hand movements. Lastly, Freya and Miranda were walking towards the entrance side-by-side. As he surveyed the lot, the rest of the passengers exited the vehicle. Bruce and Dirk leaned against the car and watched the two girls move towards the entrance. The two stopped and Cora turned to her brother. "Dirk! You're going to be late!" She warned. "Don't worry about it. My first period teacher isn't coming in today." He said plainly. "How do you know?" Kelly asked, twirling her finger around a coil of her long dark hair. "Oh I know." Bruce interjected with a grin.

>>9453381
"We'll see you after school then. Don't take to long or we'll leave without you!" Cora said, turning and jogging towards the school's entrance. "Uhm, bye Dirk!" Kelly said with a small wave before chasing after Cora. The two watched their sisters rush off as the warning bell sounded. By now the two sets of twins had disappeared inside and Dirk was alone with Bruce. Furia had also entered the school though it was unlikely she was doing anything scholastic. Ragio had drove off in his hulking truck."Women drivers, no survivors" Dirk commented. "I think you convinced her that she has a crush on you." Bruce said plainly. "I think I've convinced MYSELF that I have a crush on HER." Dirk started. "I don't want your dad to cut me up thought like all her other potential boyfriends though. Plus Cora'd get my dad to brow-beat me until I backed off." He added. Bruce nodded and the two gazed around in a moment of silence, backs to the car. "Plus you just want to sleep with her." Bruce stated. "Fuck yeah I do." Dirk admitted with a slow nod, his scarf blowing a the light gust of wind.

Giant blocks of unreadable text! My favourite.

i see nothing about 40k, get this shit off my bao-oh wait, they're pretending to be primarch daughters.

Continue, with porn, or else.

>>9453389
"We better get you inside before you accidentally tan." Dirk said, pushing himself up off the car with a quick jerk of his body. "I don't think I'm capable" Bruce stated. The two entered the school and moved past the main office, stopping in front of the cafeteria. "I think I'm gonna go with a power bar today. What do you want? " Dirk asked, peering into the empty cafeteria. "Nothing for me." Bruce said quietly. "You sure? You don't want an emo potato?" Dirk asked, smiling inwardly. Bruce leered at him silently. "Emo Potato. You know fries...it cuts itself into little wedges...?" Dirk trailed off as Bruce's stare continued. "Fine. I'll meet you in the usual spot during PE. Catcha later Bruce." Dirk said, pushing open the door and entering.

>>9453401
The morning flew by. Dirk's first few classes flew by until PE rolled around. Most of the class was already changed and ready by the time Dirk got into the locker room. "Crap. Late again." He muttered as he hastily changed into his workout cloths; A black muscle-shirt and matching shorts with white stripes going down either side. Dirk strolled into class just as everyone was stretching out and veered towards the dark underside of the bleachers. Casually he leaned against the wall to which they were affixed. "What's shakin'?" Dirk called out quietly. "Not much." Bruce said as he lowered himself from the underbelly silently. "Miranda and Freya have been talking about you." Bruce said quietly, staying in the shadows. "Why do you smell like flowers?" He asked in his usual tone. "What? Oh I had to use Cora's shampoo this morning...Why the fuck are you smelling me dude?" Dirk responded, puzzled. The two shared a long awkward. "How did you do on your test for AP-Bio?" Bruce asked. "Aced it. Can't do better then 100%." Dirk stated, looking out onto the floor and watching his classmates stretch out. "Good. That means I got 100% too. I know I only got the answers to you a few minutes before the test but you were and to memorize them on the spot again." Bruce added. Dirk just nodded in agreement. "Just as goddamn planned." Bruce said with a grin. The two then shared a most excellent brofist.

>>9453411
"Alright. I'm gonna run out there once we start laps. I'll chatcha later Bruce." Dirk said, watching everyone line up. "Bruce?" Dirk called out. He turned back around only to find that he had vanished again. Dirk was used to his strange behavior but he was always impressed at how quickly and quietly Bruce could vanish. "Alright! Get your asses outside and run some laps MAGGOTS!" A loud and booming voice snapped Dirk back to reality. Coach Kharn was always in a bad mood it seemed. There were rumors of the hulking man involving himself in sports just so he had an excuse to throw kids around during wrestling practice or knock the shit out of them as boxing coach. It was probably true. As the students bantered and began walking out onto the field, Dirk wedged himself into the crowd so not to be noticeably late. The ticking of the sprinklers could be head watering the football field in the distance and It was a bit cooler out since a light breeze had whipped up since this morning. Dirk's scarf flapped in the wind as the class trudged out towards the track. He took a deep breath as he stepped from the grass onto the track. He let the majority of his classmates pass by him until he spotted Miranda and Freya walking side by side talking. Dirk smiled slyly to himself, adjusted his scarf and trotted up alongside them.

>>9453334
>Implying Cora isn't one of the best volleyball/track/cross country athletes in the school.

>>9453422
"Pardon me ladies, I couldn't help but notice that you were enjoying a nice conversation before I rudely interrupted. What's up?" Dirk interrupted with his usual grin. "Oh. Good morning Dirk." Miranda said shyly with a smile, sticking close to Freya. Freya was far less reserved and gave Dirk a hearty pat on the back that caused him to stumble slightly. "Hey Dirk! We we're just talking about you. What a coincidence." She said with a chuckle."Oh yeah? I hope it was something good." He said, subtly winking as he spoke. "No actually. We were discussing how when you found out that Ragio has been harassing her that you were going to kick his ass." Freya said with a more serious look on her face. Dirk's light-hearted smile faded and an angry scowl replaced it. Freya pointed down the track where Kelly and Cora were walking together. Sure enough Ragio was walking besides them, shouting insults and mocking Cora. Dirk wouldn't have cared if it was him but he was never one to sit by and let people bring down his sister. His fists balled up in rage and he began stomping towards Ragio. "Dirk wait. You're going to get yourself hurt" Miranda warned. Dirk was no lightweight and had been in fights before but he knew damn well he was nowhere near as strong as Ragio. Ragio was a powerhouse. Although he wasn't the hugest of guys, Ragio was a vicious, racist skinhead and a paranoid gun-nut.

>>9453434
I think it's a reference to "A Morning with Cora" writefaggotry

>>9453434
Maybe in the daughters universe, this is the one with sons.

>>9453435
Dirk heard footsteps coming up besides him. He glanced over to see Bruce jogging with him. "Aim for his neck, use your scarf to feint and try and kick sand at him if you're getting pummeled. Kharn won't be able to resist interrupting for too long." Bruce suggested. That's always the way it was. Bruce was always the strategist and Dirk was always the muscle. Sometimes it seemed like Bruce was just pulling the strings but that's the way their whole relationship was. They walked a fine line between friends and tools for each other. Dirk nodded at the suggestion and broke out into full sprint. "Why don't you shut the fuck up emo-bitch and butt out!" Ragio shouted, turning his attention to Kelly. "FIGHT!" A voice echoed from across the field right before Dirk made his opening move. A swift kick to the side of the head sent Ragio stumbling towards off of the track and onto the wet field. He sloppily turned to face his assailant when before throwing his hands up to block a second blow. Ragio slapped Dirk's hand away with ease and delivered a swift left hook of his own to Dirk's torso with such great force that it sent him skidding through the water grass. "Dirk! Don't!" Cora shouted from the sidelines. He shrugged off his sister's protests and remained focused on the fight. Ragio chased after Dirk and delivered a second punch to his mid-section.

>>9453473
Dirk glided along, trying to catch his breath and waiting for Ragio to go for his blowing scarf. Sure enough, Ragio reached forward to yank the scarf but Dirk whipped it away at just the right moment, leaving Ragio wide open to attack. Dirk finally halted himself before lunging forward and slamming his fist into Ragio's neck, robbing him of oxygen and putting him on the defensive. Dirk followed up with a flurry of punches but only found himself hammering against Ragio's massive arms he used to protect himself. By now a crowd of students had gathered at the near edge of the track that encircled the field and were shouting all kinds of random profanities and cheers. Ragio regained his composure and answered Dirk's cheap shot with a vicious strike that caught Dirk right in the mouth and sent him tumbling backwards. No sooner did he roll onto his feet than another blow slammed into his side, forcing him to fall back onto the sandy track. "HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT SHIT BITCH!?" Ragio shouted lept into the air to deliver a lethal knee-drop. The attack failed and instead pounded down into the ground as Dirk rolled away. He was too slow to get however and Ragio began stomping Dirk. He covered himself the best he could but Ragio's kicks struck Dirk's mid-section, arms and even his head once or twice. In desperation, Dirk grabbed a handful of dirt and sand and whipped up a cloud with it as he rolled onto his feet, getting some into Ragio's eyes and blinding him temporarily.

>>9453461
They're separate?

>>9453481
Dirk got in one last good swing before Kharn grabbed him. The final blow knocked Ragio backwards but again failed to take him off of his feet. He was one tough bastard. Khran yanked Dirk back and tossed him back on the ground. Ragio charged but was caught and held back by Kharn. "YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD YOU SUCKER PUNCHING FAGGOT!" Ragio shouted. "GET YOUR ASS INSIDE AND GET CHANGED RAGIO! YOU TOO MAGGOT!" Kharn demanded, shoving Ragio towards the school and pointing at Dirk. Ragio flipped Dirk off and made threatening gestures as he left. "THE REST OF YOU GET THE HELL BACK TO RUNNING!" Kharn roared. General sounds of panic issued form Dirk's classmates before they swiftly dispersed. Dirk sat there for a moment before Cora, Kelly, Freya and Miranda all ran up to see the damage. Dirk spat blood into the sand, staining it red, and ran his fingers on his busted lip.

>>9453514
Now that he was coming down off his adrenaline he was really feeling the pain and soreness from Ragio's punishing blows. Blood ran down from his forehead and his mid section was aching from the punishment. Nothing broken but it sure as hell hurt. "Dirk are you okay?" Cora asked quietly, looking down on her injured brother, tears in her eyes. Freya offered him her hand and laughed. "Damn that was some flashy fighting there Dirk" Dirk's expression changed back to his usual smile before he rolled onto his back and kicked up onto his feet. "Thanks, I try to put on a good show." Dirk proclaimed as he pat Cora on the head, fighting back the urge to show signs of injury. "I'm fine. He's not as strong as he looks." he added. Freya withdrew her hand and punched him in the arm playfully, Miranda hiding behind her. "You're pretty strong looking yourself. You should work out with me some time Dirk. I'll spot you." Freya offered. Dirk laughed and put up his hand in protest. "Maybe. We'll see how long I get suspended for but when I get back, you're on. Now, if you ladies will excuse me." He adjusted his scarf as he spoke and then made extra effort to look dramatic as he walked silently past the girls, back straight and scarf blowing in the light breeze. "Looks like you're hurting." Bruce announced quietly. He was standing in the shadow of the goal post but Dirk managed not to jump in surprise. "Sure am. Don't let anyone know or I'll look about 50% less cool." Dirk said with a grin. "Never do, never will." Bruce responded.

WALLOFTEXTEND

>>9453411
The two then shared a most excellent brofist.

>>9453507

And that wouold be another reason why this sons shit sucks.

>>9453523
>WALLOFTEXTEND
I know the story was awful but did you have to make it a fucking brick per post?

>>9453560
I dunno man. I'm hating this one a whole lot less than some of the garbage that came from that.

>>9453574
Sorry about that. When this one get's panned and saged into the ground, I'll space it out when i repost it later.

>>9453507
Some of the writefags want to keep to an "all-girl" theme, while those that started in the original thread have there minds set on sons/both.

I know the Day with Cora writefag dislikes the Dirk character.

Would you like to know more?

>>9453411
>Konrad's son
>"Just as goddamn planned."

>>9453604
I think that writefag is just butt hurt that the first thing Dirk did when he was introduced is bang Miranda while Cora masturbated.

>>9453654
This post is better than the entire story.

>>9453673
Which story? Both?

>>9453680
The story in this thread. I'm sure the story the post references is also terrible but the mental image of some dude getting pissed off with that scene in the background cracks me up.

Hey what does the vanity plate stand fo-
>Just as goddamn planned
...I KNEW HE WAS THE GODDAMN BATMAN!!!

>>9453728
I lol'd. Also it looks like a sequel to the other story is being posted in the other thread going right now.

>>9453765
I know, I decided to take a look and wanted to pull out my eyes.

>>9453654
I can't hate this character after seeing this post.

I'll post the Isis/Angela yuri some time this week.

I've rewritten some parts (added in some biting, Roberta schlicking, etc).

>>9453654
Pic related. It should be the sequel

>>9453845
I'm in. Sign me up for that newsletter.

>>9453654
Why can't we coexist? ;__;

I said no such thing.

>>9453883
OP here. It's cool. We can be friends. *hugs*

>>9453878
Don't get excited yet. There's a reason why I'm not posting it right now (unsure of the quality).

>>9453911
I'm sure as long as it's porn, /tg/ can fap to it. Have you seen the shit they whack to?

>>9453865
Sauce?

>>9453928
You better believe I've seen it.

Good stuff.

>>9453965
Have some DAT ASS

>>9454018
Move, bitch, the President on TV!

>>9454018
>>9454024

>>9454024

And he has a etter view than you do.

>>9453604
The original thread was also about the sons of primarchs but fa/tg/uys needed more fap material so it quickly mutated into all females.
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/9340146/

I liked this story lots of lols, this should just be posted somewhere else where bros just dont want to hate. This story was way better then the morning with cora that very slow. Keep writing. *bro fist*

>>9453638
>>9453731

>>9454018

>>9454129
OP here. It's cool. Haters gon' Hate

I thought it was pretty good if your eyes can take wall of text. I liked that Dirk ended up getting his ass beat and only landed cheap-shots. For a while I thought he was going to be in danger of Mary Sue

>>9454018
>>9454061

>>9453334
Needs more Freya Bestiality.

>>9454351
I like this one actually but I don't think most people will read it because of TL;DR. Also have a cookie.

If they ever do Heresy for this I could see Bruce turning on Dirk the way it's written here.

Good read. Needs more porn.

>>9454428
If only the dude had finished the original that would be enough.

>>9454562
Didn't it end with A skeleton jumping out of the closet? Also needs more Dirk + Freya + Bestiality orgy.

>>9454018

>>9454646
Nice.

>>9454690

Born from a quote made whwn that image was first posted yonks ago, IIRC.

>>9454716
proceed.

writefag, go post your work in the Warhammer High 1d4chan page for archiving.

http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Warhammer_High

>>9454757

I believe someone saw the original pic, screamed out "Oh God, I can't Decontextualize the Ass!", and we subsequently spent about fifty-odd posts laughing about it. Nothing fancy, really.

We need a "meeting Horus" writefagging for Isis, because that would be just hilarious.

>>9454801
I think the writefag vanished but I got it.

>>9454901
DO EET!

Is that page missing any stories? There's been so much writefagging for this across so many different threads...

>>9455018
I think they mentioned earlier in the thread that there was a sequel to "A Morning With Cora"

>>9454598
>Didn't it end with A skeleton jumping out of the closet?
Yes. Some posted 'And then a skeleton jumped out of the closet. The End.' The writefag was an ass & just went 'Yeah. That works. Good night.'
>>9454901
Yes, it would.

>>9455055
Oh well. Maybe someone will rewrite it or OP will post some hot Dirk on -4 str Freya action.

>>9455030
Also had delicious Freya, maybe some Remilia later.

>>9455018
I know we didn't get the second part of one of the two fapfics on that page.

>>9455094

This story reeks of some hot non-con Dirk + Kelly bait.

Or some Victoria seducing anyone and everyone for the lulz.

>>9455263
I'm in.

>>9455094
Did someone say... -4 STR?

>>9455385

>>9455464

you know that last one looks exactly how I imagine Khan's daughter

>>9455591
that makes it sexier.

>>9455385
>>9455464
>>9455495
Hmm...fine.

Standing outside the massive door, Castor shifted nervously from foot to foot. He was always nervous when he visited Miranda, even more than he was around most girls, but today he had to meet her dad.
Castor couldn’t help but gulp when the door was answered not by Miranda, but by her father Magnus the Red.
The man filled the entire door frame as he boomed, “So you must be the boy Mirry has told me so much about.”
For a moment Castor stood dumbstruck looking at the single red eye, then Miranda’s advise came back to him. “Don’t stare at the eye. He’s not embarrassed about it, but…Just don’t stare at the eye.”
Castor quickly dropped his gaze to the giant’s chest and stuck out his hand. “Yes Mr. Magnus. I’m Castor.”
“It’s just Magnus,” the cyclops said as his hand easily engulfed Castor’s, “Now come inside, Mirry should be down shortly, provided he hasn’t gotten lost in another book.”
Inside Magnus settled himself into a plush chair and eyed the young man. Castor eager to escape the primarch’s gaze, or worse yet small talk, quickly walked over to one of the massive bookcases along the walls and began scanning to titles.
“See anything interesting?” Came the deep rumble from the chair.

>>9455613
“Umm… err… yes actually,” Castor replied, “On the Movement of Unseen Sphere, in the original Tsath-Yo.”
“In truth the Tsath-Yo is only the first translation, admittedly done by Witoshen himself.” Magnus remarked haughtily, “Still your choice show some intelligence, and an admirable interest in arcane lore.”
“Thank you, sir”
“I would expect no less from someone seeking to date my daughter.”
“Yes sir,” Castor thought it better than to comment that he had already been dating Miranda for almost a month now.
“You are not a pysker yourself though,” Magnus voice dripped with contempt over the statement.
“No sir,”
Magnus grunted, then looked at the stairs “What is keeping that girl.”
Mirry, the boy is here. Get your nose out of that book and come down. The psykic broadcast thundered inside of Castor’s head. Magnus sat for a bit, then turned his head as if listening to a far off voice. Standing up from the chair, the Primarch excused himself and went up the stairs.

>>9455626
Opening the door to his daughter’s bedroom, Magnus called out “You wanted to ask me something?”
“Does this dress look good on me?” Miranda asked, doing a little twirl in front of her father.
“You always look beautiful sweetie,” Magnus replied
Miranda frowned, “Of course you say that. I meant will Castor like this on me.”
“I don’t know what you see in that boy;” Magnus grunted crossing his arms, “That flatscan can’t possibly be good enough for you.”
“Daddy,” Miranda whined, “I like him, and he’s nice and smart and he says I’m pretty and he doesn’t call be a freak like the others. So don’t you dare scare him away.”
“Who calls you a freak? Tell me their names and I’ll make them regret they we’re ever born.” Magnus raged.
“Dad, you’re missing the point. I like him, and so will you if you just give him a chance.”
“I doubt that,” Magnus grumbled. “But I’ll give him a try.”
“Good. Now does this dress look good on me?”
“Of course,” Magnus said, then seeing her face sighed and added “I’m sure Castor will like it.”
Miranda smiled then shooed her father out of he room saying, “I’ll be down in a moment, just need to clean up.”

>>9455495
Let's compare.

>>9455639
Walking down the stairs Magnus saw Castor was sitting in one of the smaller human sized chairs, reading through ‘On the Movement’.
“So you can read Tsath-Yo?” His voice filled the room.
Castor nearly jumped out his seat, “Yes Sir. I taught myself a few years ago.”
“So young, I’m impressed,” Magnus said as he walked into the room, “And please, drop the Sirs.”
Castor was confused at the change Magnus’s attitude, and suspected a trap. The Primarch was known to be a tricky one. Still he was glad that someone other than Miranda was finally impressed by his knowledge of Tsath-Yo, few people even knew the language existed. “I thought it important to read works in their original language. Though I guess I was wrong in this case.”
“Don’t worry about that. Only a handful of people know about the true language of that book.” Magnus reassured him.
“And what language is that,” Castor asked
“No one knows. ‘On the Movement of Heavenly Spheres’ is the only survive work in that language. Indeed, it may have been invented to for that work.” Saying this Magnus paused for a moment in thought. Yes, if the boy’s mind could survive that intact, he just might be strong enough for daughter.
“Castor, would you like to se something cool?” Magnus asked.

>>9455660
"Oh, um, yes," Castor replied.
"Here. Take a look at this," Magnus said, unbuckling his pants to reveal a pulsing, red cock.

KNEW IT

not the write dipshit, though I was thinking the same thing.

>>9454646

>>9455718
If you had remembered to steal the name, it would have been perfect.

TO REVEAL THREE PULSING RED COCKS.

>>9455736
>>9455738
???

>>9455752

>>9455752

Requesting Castor/Dirk/Magnus

:3

You know, if nothing else, we should write one "meet the primarch" first date story for each. Then, regardless of what happens to this idea, we can at least say we did something funny with it.

Or how about a wincest follow-up threesome with Dirk, Miranda, and Cora.

>>9455795
It'd be fap-cannon payback for the fapfic with Dirk and Miranda.

>>9455795
It begins...

So I suppose that was the real ending then? A pity, it seemed to be going so well too.

>>9455737
>Investigate
And there went my drink all over the screen.

>>9455824
>fapcannon
>Fap Cannon
PREPARE THE FAP CANNON!

>>9455718
should have seen this coming

---
“What? I mean yes Si... Magnus,” Castor said as he followed Magnus down the hall.
At the end of the hall was a large metal door, adorned with massive adamantine lock and golden runes. Magnus stepped up to the door and pulled out golden key engraved with arcane scripts. He walked into the room but gestured for Castor to remain behind. Through the door Castor could see more bookcases lining the walls, but unlike those in the hall these were locked, their glass fronts frosted to obscure the contents of each.
Magnus returned holding a large tome, bound in some strange dark hide. He held the book out Castor.
The book felt warm in Castors hands, and the runes on the cover seemed to squirm before his eyes. Holding his breath he opened the tome. The bizarre script on the left page meant nothing to him, but the handdrawn picture on the right he recognized though it was far more detailed than in any previous version he had seen. Though his mind rebelled against he, he thought he could make some sense of the scripted surrounding the figure.
Tearing his eyes from the page, Castor turned to Magnus and asked, “Is this?”
“Yes, the original, in Witoshen’s own language.” Magnus replied, before taking the book from Castor.

You know, I would really like to see that Furia/Hana and the Angela story completed, since both were good.

>>9455854
It's sad because while that guy seemed like a decent guy, Dirk flat out raped Miranda and got away with only a slap on the wrist.

>>9455824
Writefags who want only females confirmed for homophobia of men.

>>9455795
FUCKIN DO IT

>>9455913
Ragio/Dirk battle-sex?

Keep up the good work writefags!

>>9455930
This needs drawfaggotry

And creative use of 40k model drop pods.

>>9455930
Dirk/Cora/Kelly/Miranda/Magnus/Castor/Skeletonincloset/Freya/Victoria fuckfest. Fund it.

>>9455954
A wolf is fine too.

>>9455948
Sounds hot.
>>9455954
only if Bruce bursts in at the end and shouts "I'M THE GODDAMN BATMAN!"

I wouldn't call it flat-out rape, considering she initiated it and had no negative emotions afterwards, if anything, the only thing she didn't do was give explicit verbal consent.

>>9455909
>I would really like to see that Furia/Hana and the Angela story completed, since both were good
Indeed.
>Furia/Hana
Just...well FAPFAPFAP to be honest
>Angela
I'll admit I found the biting thing adorable. The guy said he'd continue so here's to hoping.

>>9455977
I thought it was actually pretty bad-ass. Miranda came in and tried to mind control Dirk but he ended up reverse-raped her until she liked it.

Hmn. Maybe after Alphia+Omegan experimentations I'll have to write some Primus+Terminus experimentation.

>>9456000
this can only end in foursome incest.

>>9455983

Yeah, but a little bit of fapfap ain't all bad, especially with this topic. It has its place, especially with a silly topic like the daughters of the primarchs.

>>9456011
>Foursome Wincest
Fix'd

>>9455998
Seemed she liked it from the beginning.

>>9455975
>only if Bruce bursts in at the end and shouts "I'M THE GODDAMN BATMAN!"
It must be preceded by someone saying something about making sure he didn't find out for some reason.

>>9456026

So...which one of us is Alpharius

SURPRISE 6-WAY INCEST

>>9456032
This. I think she just whined a little about him being too rough but by the end she realized it was awesome.

>>9456043
Shut up Omegon!

>>9456043
Wait...what's this about incest?

>>9456083
If you and me had sex, it would be incest except that I'm Alpharius. Thus it's masturbation.

>>9456126
No you're not, I'm Alpharius.

>>9456083
>>9456126
>>9456144
samefag

>>9455906
As Magnus returned the book to its locked case he smiled to himself. Not only had the Castor survived opening the book, he had even managed to recognize what it was from a single figure. Maybe Miranda was right, he was starting to like to young scholar.

In the hall, Castors was still recovering when he heard footsteps coming down the stairs. He turned to see Miranda descending, looking to his eyes more radiant and beautiful than ever. She was wearing a blue and yellow dress, and had put on makeup (somewhat clumsily but Castor never noticed).
Seeing Castor standing in front of the open door to the back library, Miranda scowled, “Daddy didn’t try to scare you with one of his books did he?”
“What? No,” Castor said still a little dazed from seeing the book and the beautiful girl, “He was just showing me a volume I’d expressed interest in.”
Incredulous Miranda asked, “Then why is your nose bleeding?”
“Is it?” Castor held a handkerchief up to his nose to stop the thin trickle, “Erm, well I guess you’re just that beautiful.”

....

: /

I think we've killed it.

>>9456163

A funny samefag playing on a good old /tg/ meme, while you do nothing.

>>9456189
I think we're good. Just waiting on Magnus Writefag.

>>9456170
Props, writefag
>>9456189
Seems lively to me.

>>9456260
I think that post was meant to add on to the joke

>>9456263
I might just end it there. Can't really think of what more needs to be wrapped up.

>>9456306
OP here. If you're a dick you could always just end it with "A skeleton jumps out at them. The end."

>>9456306

Have Miranda glare at her father and send him a little psychic scolding. They leave with Castor being a gentleman as Magnus fires up the scrying portal to watch his daughter's date.

>>9456394
Only to accidentally foresee the Dirk and Miranda fapfic and try to warn Corax.

>>9456337

>>9456417
Ends with Corax/Dirk?

>please?

>>9456417

I sorta think that the all the fics, fapfics included, exist in their own little bubbles. Trying to make a consistent canon for anything from /tg/ is an effort doomed to fail.

>>9456462
>>9456417
I lol'd. I can see Corax screaming from his tower and Magnus kicking in his door at the same time.

>>9456306
Miranda laughed, and then pulled Castor’s hand away to kiss him. Castor returned the kiss, wrapping the hand not holding the handkerchief around her.
Miranda broke the kiss to shout through the open door, “Daddy, me and Castor are going out.”
“What? Oh right, sorry I got distracted reading.” Magnus called from within the library.
Miranda giggled, “He does that all the time.”
Remembering Magnus’s comments from earlier Castor couldn’t help but smirk as he followed Miranda out. Guess the apple didn’t fall to far from the tree.
“Be home by eleven.” Magnus’s voice boomed out after them.

The end.

>>9456394
this is better than my idea. but I'm too lazy to change it.

>>9456491
cute.

This thread needs more motorcycle races. Pic related.

archived on 1d4chan for all eternity

http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Warhammer_High

>>9456488
This becomes the canon on why Corax eventually leaves. He can't believe he would do such a thing to his son (Legion) and just says fuck it.

>>9456569
Lol. No it won't. Matt Ward will make sure that we never get anymore Raven Guard fluff.

>>9456566

>>9456587

Matt Ward had gone to sleep that night happy and content. He had made everyone worship his true spiritual liege and god Rowboat, whose glory surpassed the emperor himself. As he laid down in his blue bed covers, adorned in ultramarine symbols, he heard his window shatter. He only had a moment to look and see 19 female shadows before he heard a voice behind him.

"This is for my father's legion"

and then Matt Ward knew no more.

>>9456612
Holy shit. Nostalgia.

>>9456650
Matt Ward/Daughters of Primarchs/Sons of Primarchs Rapefic. Fund It!

>>9456686
Matt Ward is the victim right?
If so, then fuck yes.
If not, then FUCK YOU

>>9456686

>>9456686
NO.
MATT WARDS DOES NOT DESERVE BEING IN ANY BOOK, EVER.

>>9456741
THIS TIMES 1000!

Someone want to archive this? It's got some good writefagging in it.

>>9456741
namefag has a point

I still want to see what happens with Furia & Simon from the story the Meet the Primarch writefag did. You know...the one where Simon was beaten nearly (and possibly) to death.

>>9456940

I couldn't find that one, can you paste it, or a link to it?

>>9456836
It's already put up on the 1d4chan site.

>>9456836
http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Warhammer_High

>>9457032
It was split into 2 parts with the 1st part in one thread & the 2nd in another. I'd would honestly like to see where it goes. There's a pretty big potential for d'aww - even from the nearly always angry Furia. And there's always the bit where they actually go after the thugs to wait for too.

Lemme see...
Beginning of Part 1
>http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/9423853/#9426954
Beginning of Part 2
>http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/9427456/#9429890

I'd copy->paste but It's 2:30 in the morning here & I have shit to do tomorrow.

>>9457261
someone add it to the wiki

>>9457362
bamp for dis

Bump

>>9457261
>>9457362
>>9457611
I have added this to the wiki. You are welcome.

>>9458569
Nice. Have some Heresy.

>>9458599
I worship a chaos goddess, it's not heresy for me, but thank you.

New version of Roberta and Remilia since they were the first two I drew and done quickly at that.

>>9458956
Nicely done.

And in case anyone missed them yesterday, I posted two other drawings.

Someone add these to the 1d4chan? I would.. if I could figure out how to... orz

>>9459014
I have no idea what's going on here, but I seriously doubt LIVII, Macha and Taldeer are as old as the children of the Primarchs.

>>9459032
We're rather heavily in alternate universe territory already, if you haven't noticed.

>>9459032
Alternate universe amusement. Eldrad runs the cafe with his two daughters as staff.

>>9459046
Well howabout that.

Is this one of those Noblebright things?

>>9459014

I'm just surprised the two Farseers are wearing maid outfits. One would think that on an Eldar craftworld LIIVI would have to do the housework!

>>9458956
Should I stick these in the compilation pic, or just colour the ones that are already in it?

In my head now, I'm imagining a setting that has every character in the 40k universe in it but in the present day. Warhammer Town. Like the Simpsons.

Also someone should totally write that Matt Ward rapefic, and then send it to him. Surely it can't be that hard to find his email address.

>>9459121
Not so much Macha and Taldeer. More to the fact that if Eldrad was running a cafe... it obviously had to be a maid cafe.

>>9459128
Well, the new one's clearer so I think it would be easier to colour these in than the older one. But whatever works for you

>>9459059
Nope, just pure amusement alternative universe stuff. Look up Warhammer High on 1d4chan.org

>>9459200
So, which do people want the most:
Freya/Freki story finished, the Hana/Furia one, or the picture coloured?

*Looks at title*
So how about those sons!?

>>9459317
On this board? I'm pretty sure everyone wants some hot dog on girl actions.

>>9459379
Makes sense.

>>9459459
I'm in. All aboard the yiff train.

Oh, Matt Ward would die from the embarassment.

>>9459317
The Freya one first.

>>9459317
Freya/Freki.

>>9461740
Very nice so far.

>>9461740
Cora is an awesome ninja.

What's with all the beastiality lust in this thread?

>>9461894
No clue.

>>9461894
Nothing really, just some ressurectionists pulling the thread from the grave with what was handy for purposes of trolling.

We need to get back to this idea's roots: Interaction, not procreation.

>>9459317
Are you still working on it?

>>9462272
Which one?

>>9462282
Freya/Freki.

>>9462305
I'm sure I'll get round to it soon.

>>9462314
Okay, just checking. I'm still cleaning up the Isis/Angela yuri and making sure it's readable.

Not much success on my part, though.

>>9462324
Post it, I'm sure there's plenty of people who'd offer advice. I'm fairly confident some of it will even be useful!

>>9462349
Not right now.

Tonight, for sure. I have.... outdoor stuff to do right now.

Yes, I'm trying to get back into shape.

more porn, you fat stinking faggot

Fulgrim writefag here, working on a meet Leman Russ. It will be up later though, gotta put down some pages for thesis first woooh.

>>9461740

Morticia looks downright freaky with gray hair.

My personal favorites right now are Freya and Farah.

>>9462395
Excellent.

>>9462431
Isn't she meant to look freaky?

Last post from me tonight.

"Run for it! Furia's flipped again!"

>>9462475

Maybe a kind of sickly ill that makes you want to hug her with sympathy, but this is a more repulsive kind of freaky. Maybe it's just me, though.

>>9462495
She looks delightfully psychotic.

>>9462431
I like Angela.

>>9462495
I find her someone I can agree on in deep debates of philosophy and economics.

Which is brofist and beat the shit out of the bastards making us listen to this drivel.

>>9465312
And then wild, dirty sex?

>>9462495
That's not nail polish, that's blood!

Seeing this thread reminds me of the "daughters picture" that needs to be coloured completely. Who is doing teh Emprah's Work? Besides, is there anyone still interested in more writefaggotry, this time about Meeting Corax?

>>9466863
>more writefaggotry
Yes, please.

As Alex turns the bend in the gravel road he came up to the cabin although cabin wasn’t the right word, it looked more like a mix between a longhouse and a mansion built completely out of wood. There was a metal fence that surrounded the house and two other buildings on the property. One appeared to giant smokehouse by smell of it and the smoke that was coming out. The other he had no idea; it was more modern than the two others that all he could guess.
He parked his car next to the only other vehicle he saw an old red pickup truck and then made his way toward the gate in the fence. Not really knowing what to expect, he had talk to Freya a couple time and he was even friend with a couple of her cousins, but he had never felt that they had established a reel conection.When he got within ten feet of it, he heard them run up to the fence. The two biggest dogs he had ever seen, the larger one looked like it could look at him straight in the eyes, and they were charging him. Barking and growling the whole time, he wasn’t sure that the fence could hold them back.

Luckily for him he didn’t get to find out as a voice from the house rang out. “FREKI GERI, STOP,GET BACK HERE, LEAVE HIM ALONE” and by the emperor he did. He then saw her, the angel that had saved him Freya, the daughter of Leman Russ and the schools star athlete. “Hey Alex you ok, I hope my dad’s wolves didn’t scare you too much” she said while towing with a strand of her fiery red hair. He then saw thatthey really were wolves and not dogs. He was even happier to have only fallen on his ass and not done anything worse. “ Y-Ya I’m find” he said while getting back up. “Bad Freki, bad Geri, get, go hunt something” she said as she opened the gate. The two of them ran past him and into the forest, but not before the one he thought was Geri marked his territory on his car. “You wanna come in, I’m pretty much all setup” she said, grabbing his arm and leading toward the house. “Sure” he said, still shocked from his encounter and not knowing what to expect inside.
When they step inside Alex could have sworn that he had gone back in time to some warrior culture chieftain lodge. “So why did you call me actually” he said still gazing at the trophies and other decorations that decorated the walls. “Well I, had this bad sparring session with my cousin Furia, we ended up tossing and turning on the floor, her being on top than me on top and some other weird positions” she said with a smile, while he tried to hide what he was visualising in his mind. “Anyway, my back and neck got stuck something fierce, so Furia suggested that I call you up to message those knots away, she said you worked magic on her back once or twice” She said, her smile betraying that she knew exactly what he was thinking.

>>9467873
“A massage that what you called me for. Don’t get me wrong, it great that my talent is starting to be recognized, I want to be a masseuse after all but could we have done this at school instead” he said with a mix of surprised and annoyance over the fact that he had driven an hour out of town, nearly attacked by giant freaking wolves and having one of them urinate on his car just to give her a massage. “Well, I thought it would be so much better if you could give me a private message all alone at my house, where there is no one else around for kilometres, so this way no one would get the wrong idea if they saw you giving me a back rub at school” she said giving him her best puppy eye look.

“Wait, your dad isn’t here?”

“Of course not , he’s working at his bar till later tonight. So like I said where all alone. Come I already setup your work station” she said with a wide toothed grin, the product of his red face. She took his hand and led him to what obviously the rec room, if the 72 inch TV, the Xbox 360 and the PS3 counted. “Here it is” she said cheerfully while pointing at what was to be is “workstation”, which was actually just the big table that was in front of the immense couch, she had simply put one or two blanket and a pillow on it to make it more conformable. She lied down on the table and looked back at him before saying “you can work your magic know Alex” before adding “you don’t mind if I out the radio on do you, is there any station you prefer?”

>>9467235
I'll write it in one of the new threads .

>>9467892
“No problem” he said, not really caring what kind of music she put on as he stared at her. Freya Russ, the school leading athlete and one of the most beautiful girls at school. She wasn’t beautiful in the classical way like her cousins Angela or Victoria, her beauty was a wild one. “Hey woolhead, you’re going to start or not” she said. Before she could guess what he was thinking he started to massage her neck. “Tell me if I’m putting too much pressure or” “Mmmmmmm that feel good” she moaned, interrupting him. As his face was getting redder h continued what he was saying: “or if you want more pressure, I’ll start by your neck and work my way lower, tell me if I hit a knot” He continued to massage her neck for the next five to ten minutes with the occasional moan escaping from her lips. After he was done with the neck he moved down to the shoulder blade era. He then felt his first real knot, which he started to work on. This produced several more moan from Freya and other remark of praise for his work, stating that his hands were magic and that she was in heaven. He then moved on even lower in her back, finding more knots, but being unable to completely work them out as her bra was impeding his work. Finally frustrated to not being able to completely receive the full benefits from her massage Freya got up and turned away from Alex. “Ok, that it its coming off”

>>9467892
“Whats coming off?” Asked Alex unsure of what was happening. “This” she said while taking of her shirt, throwing into a corner and removing her grey/blue bra, which quickly joined the shirt. Alex in the mean time was trying, was failing not to try to look at Freya bountiful bosom. She then laid back down on the table turn to him and asked him to continue with the massage. “Y-you sure you don’t want your shirt back or something?” said Alex redder than he had ever felt in his life and trying at best he could to hide his ragging erection. Freya had a reputation at school for being at tease, but if she did feel like playing she could beat the shit of out him. She regularly competitively sparred with Furia! “Now, get back to work, that last was feeling sooo good” she said seductively. As Alex got to work fully on her back which was now free of any obstacles, more moans escaped from Freya. A few minutes later she turned and looked back at him. “Alex come here I have a secret to tell you” As Alex moved closer to her face, her lips a mere inches from his. She whispered in his ear her breath hot and sulky “I wanted you to know that I” The front door slammed open in an eruption of violence and Leman Russ shouted at the top of his lungs “FREYA... I-I’M HOME”. By the way he talked and sounded he wasn’t sober.

>>9467901
Okay.

>>9467925
“I’m in the living room dad, I’m with Alex” Alex had no idea what to do. What in the name of the emperor would a drunken Leman Russ do to him, when he found his half naked daughter with a guy he didn’t know? Luckily for him, he did had to find out has Freya got up and put on her T-shirt before giving him a wink, her nipples poking through the fabric As her father walked into the room she yelled out “daddy” and rushed to hug him. “How come your home early?” She inquired, her tone barely hinting at her annoyance. “Well, it’s like this Freya, you know uncle Lion well he and I got in a disagreement and somehow the bar got damage” he said hugging her. “So you started a fight with uncle lion again, what was it this time, did you call him a tranny again because of his robe again” she asked her father, teasing him. “No not this time but more importantly who this” he said his looking at Alex for the first time. “This is Alex, Alex this is my dad you know him his dad Mark, he works for you at the bar” she said while moving to embrace Alex. “It’s a pleasure to meet you Sir” said Alex while extending his hand. As Leman Russ shocked his hand, he sniffed the air as if an odour were displeasing him. His eyes got hard and he said to Alex. “Son, I think you better go home I don’t want to do something my daughter might resent me for” As he said those words, the blood drained from Alex’s face. Before Alex could say anything Freya took him and brought him to the door. “I’ll see you Monday” she said and then gave him a quick kiss on the cheek before shoving him out the door. As Alex was leaving he could quite clearly here shouting from inside the house and also the shape of Freki, Geri in the darkness.

I have a silly idea. Why don't we have combatfics?

>>9468223
Dirk-Writefag here. Fund it.

>>9468278
>>9468223
DO EET!

>>9468223
Hell yes!

Angela VS Kelly? The winged girls go at it, tooth and nail.

>>9468397
Write it.

Furia VS Freya would be something too read about

>>9468223
There was a Furia/Hana fightfic.

Turned into porn fairly quick though.

>>9468447
Yeah shit gets lame. At least as it stands right now we have more fanfics than fapfics. but we do need more combatfics.

>>9468447
Could someone make a version of it that doesn't become a fapfic after a couple of lines?

>>9468475
Sure, why not? But we need to figure out what weapon Hana would use.

>>9468641
Iron pipe or wrench perhaps? Or a heavy duty chain?

>>9468681
Chain and pipe vs Furia's bare hands.

Oh, god. It's like a Berserker vs a Biker Mongol.

>>9468726
Indeed it it. Their fathers' would be so proud :D

>>9468726
>>9468793
I'm in.

>>9468793
I could imagine parts of it. Hana whips the chain at Furia, who catches it in her hand and pulls her in for a punch. The blow lands but the biker uses the momentum to smack her opponent across the face with her pipe at the same time.

Because the new thread is somehow going down the drain, might I post this Cora story I mentioned some time ago here? I also made a Meeting Corax, but it drowned in pictures of neckbeards...
That is, if you accept me interrupting a fighting story thread.

>>9469010
Go ahead and post it as long as it isn't fapfics

>>9469010
Go ahead.

>>9467865
>>9467873
>>9467892
>>9467911
>>9467925

Your grammar needs some work, but because there is not a single hint of bestiality, you sir, have my utmost respect for this.

i got bored and wrote a Morning with Furia. It may not be quite what /tg/ cannon had in mind for her but if it is want i will start to post as soon as i have it typed up.
Also have plans to expand it to day with etc.

Well, it's no fapfic, it's more or less a sequel to the "A morning with Cora" story (which isn't by me), a short one admittedly.

As she climbed out of her bed, Cora was eager to do something today, something she hadn’t dared to do for too long: Talking with the cute boy at the bagel shop. To be in time, she had set her alarm some minutes earlier. Everything should work out just as planned. She would walk in, talk to him for a while and then ask him casually if he had any spare time soon.
Nodding to herself in the mirror, she put on a nice black dress to go with a pair of dark blue jeans, and, as it was a bit cold in the morning, her green scarf.
After a shower and her breakfast, she waved her father goodbye and left the black Ravenspire, surrounded by a flock of ravens that were searching for food.
The pallid girl entered the bakery at the planned time, and seeing only the boy, she decided to be straightforward. Yet, somehow her feet weren’t really obeying her, and she walked slowly, with shaking legs, towards her aim.
The young man greeted her, smiling widely, and said: “The same procedure as every day?”
She bit her lip and only managed to say a mumbled “Yeah.”

>>9469187
As he put her order together, Cora slammed her fist on the counter to get her thoughts clear, a bit too hard to be unnoticed by the young man, and he spun on his heel, surprised and confused.
“Um… is there a problem, Miss?”
Realizing how it must have looked, she blushed hard and tried to sink deeper into her scarf, her delicate white face becoming an embarrassed red.
After an extremely uncomfortable moment of awkward silence, she said hastily: “Ohmygod I’msosorry! Ididn’tmean to…”
Seeing Cora shrinking in front of him, the young man walked around the counter and held his hands up before her. “It’s okay, no problem, Miss. How couldn’t I forgive you? Err, I mean… uh…”
Now it was his turn to blush, as Cora could see when she removed her scarf from her face. Letting the meaning of his sentence sink in, she suddenly pulled together all her courage and said: “Well… hi, I… I’m Cora.”
She could see him trying to calm down, as he answered carefully: “Hey, my name is Zacharias… but would you mind calling me Zac?”

>>9469203
She managed a slight smile and extended his hand towards him. “Sure. Pleased to meet you, Zac.”
He nodded and took her hand, breathing an elegant kiss on it. “The pleasure is all mine, Cora.”
Hadn’t she been already head over heels for him before that, she would be right then. To her own surprise, she suddenly stepped towards him and gave him a short kiss on the cheek. While he looked completely stunned, Cora noticed a knock on the door. As she turned around, she saw Kelly grinning widely through the glass door, causing Cora to turn red again.
Behind her, Zac said: “Well, uh, I guess you have to go...”
She turned around and sighed. “Yeah... my schedule is vicious”, she grinned and tried to shoo Kelly away with a gesticulation, which – of course – didn’t work out.
“But maybe we could meet somewhere outside the shop, maybe go to the cinema?” Zac suggested hesitantly.
With another elegant move, he handed her the bagel and the box of apple juice. He grinned and said: “So I guess that’s on me today. But what about today at eight o’ clock?”
“Well, I live down the street, the huge, black tower... you can’t really miss it”, Cora smiled and couldn’t stop giggling in anticipation.
“Well, until then, milady.” He waved at her as she left the bakery.
“Goodbye!”

>>9469218
Outside, on their way to the school, Kelly said casually: “So you’ve got a date, huh? Hopefully it’s not only because he wants you to stop stalking him.”
“Hey! I am SO not stalking him, you meanie”, Cora pouted. “Besides, don’t talk to me about stalking with YOUR dad, honey.”
“What’s that supposed to mean?” Kelly said, her eyes narrowing.
“Well, there’s this story about some people seeing someone with a bat mask at night in the city...”
“And what about these nightly raids your father does with his friends?”
“Nah, as I asked him about that, he only quoth “Nevermore!” and went away...”


Ze end, but it might continue with "Meeting Corax", which I posted in the other thread. And sorry for the mistakes, English isn't my first language.

Add these stories to the wiki.

>>9468981
Furia tanks the pipe shot and deals a forward to Hana's face that knocks her back, but she recovers and proceeds to whip the berserker across the ribs with the chain.

>>9469442
Then a mummy jumps out!

>>9469493
At that point, Furia and Hana team up to take down the mummy.

Wrestling moves optional.

>>9469587
BUT IT IS THEN REVEALED THAT HE IS ACTUALLY A THOUSAND SONS SORCERER AND IT GETS EPIC!

>>9469652
Yes, it would.

>>9470029
The next story I write must have some chaos in it.

>>9467925

What kind of wannabe masseur is this guy that gets flustered at someone removing their top when getting a massage, it's fucking standard procedure.

Anyway, nice fic, although the grammatics got bad at the end.

go post the Leman Russ one on http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Warhammer_High#Meeting_Corax

>>9470239

Sorry, wrong link, here's the right one

http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Warhammer_High